>come home from a night out riding my motorcycle
>obnoxious brown family throwing a giant house party down the street
>cars parked all in people's yards up and down the street
>cars in my fucking drive blocking my gate
>call police non-emergency number
>hey I'm calling to report a disturbance at XXX address, there's underaged drinking and drug use going on there
>cops show up
>mfw 6 people get arrested
>mfw the cars in my driveway were owned by people that got arrested
>mfw their shit got impounded as evidence
Earlier this month:
>driving to work
>in a traffic jam because of a crash
>see guy behind me throwing a sperg-fit in my mirror
>see him start to edge towards the shoulder
>nah-ah-ah!
>put two wheels over the line just enough that he can't get by
>he starts thrashing around and screaming, laying on his horn
>when we creep closer to the crash I move back
>dickface screeches off onto the the shoulder
>drives right towards the crash scene
>highway patrolman waves him over
>mfw
Who else /asshole/ here?
>>14946659
that's not being an asshole, that's just not letting other people be assholes
>busy downtown area
>no free parking
>there's a restaurant parking lot
>people watching it
>park car there, get out
>woman comes over
>"are you a guest of this restaurant?"
>"nope"
>"then you can't park here"
>"call a tow truck I don't give a fuck"
>mfw walking away
>>14946659
>6 people get arrested
Devilish, servers them right for parking in your fucking drive.
I also fucking hate people who try to cut the queue, only motorbikes get that privilege.
>>14946705
>shit that never happened
If you did that and said it, better believe the tow truck would be there in 2 minutes to drag your Shitbox off to their yard
>>14946705
That's really their own fault for not following through and towing your car.
>>14946758
This desu
>mcdonalds
>see guy in front of me in line get his hot and spicy
>he goes back to his seat
>has his laptop and his phone plugged into the outlets
>mom and 3 kids all aged<7 walk in
>one of the kids looks around for an outlet for his ds
everywhere, loudly telling his mom blablabla I can't find an outlet every two seconds
>the moms not listening cause she's ordering for the kids, she's getting happy meals and one of the kids can't decide what he wants
>the kid looking for an outlet goes over to the guy who got the hot n spicy and asks him if he can use the outlet
>the guy laughs and says "no sorry" in a condescending way, he doesn't even give an explanation why he can't share the outlet
>the kid starts bawling, goes to his mom
>I've already eaten, I was finishing up, but I go up and order an ice cream cone
>tip the nice black lady that got it for me
>walk outside
>me, the guy, and the lady and kids are the only people here
>my car, a minivan, and the guys old shitty Oldsmobile is out there
>I had this car before, i could tell his was an early nineties cutlass
>its hood opens from the outside
>smirk.jpeg
>open his hood
>open up his coolant tank
>shove in ice cream cone
>close tank
>shut hood
>leave
>>14946726
The best part is nobody ever even knew I was home, because when I saw the front gate blocked I rode off into the woods and went in my back gate.
>>14946770
>put something cold in his coolant tank
Wow good one, you really got him. Now he'll just have extra low temps!
>get out of work early
>someone is parked in my driveway (driveway is long enough to fit 2 cars)
>block it in with my truck
>pass out on bed
>wake up at 11am the next day
>feel like eating some mexican food
>grab keys and go outside
>illegal spic neighbors see me
>they're mad and screaming at me because their cousin's car was trapped in
>they say they'll kick my ass if I do that again
>tell them it's illegal to have 10 people living in their garage
>get in my truck and leave
>a week later call police non-emergency number
>tell them they got people living in the garage (which is illegal according to city law)
>weeks later they move out
>>14946659
wait till you encounter someone like me who doesnt play around and just grabs the 1911 out of the glovebox and reaches out the window and lets off a few into your window
>>14946886
Spotted the mexicuck
A friend of mine got cut off by an Armenian dude and he took off his watch and wrapped it around his fist and punched the dude's window (window shattered/broke into a gorillion little pieces), nothing bad ever came out of it.
If I'm walking down the street & smoking and I see a guy left his window cracked I will usually blow smoke into the cabin so the car smells dank when they get back.
Another friend of mine likes to throw his trash into any convertible that leaves the roof down when parked.
Over here.
>>14946926
You and your friend are the worst kind of people. This is why we can't have nice things.
>>14946770
Why would he give his outlet to some dickhead kid?
>>14946886
Wow, so you're mad that I punished people for being douchey, edgy, and illiterate?
>implying I'm not armed myself
>implying you're not a butthurt piece of party trash who parks in other people's yards
See >>14946819
Anyway, come park on my shit, I'll turn the irrigation system on remotely and spray your car with smelly iron and sulfur filled water which will stain your paint and windows.
>>14946926
>blows smoke into open windows
Jokes on you fag, I like the smell
>speeding in the passing lane behind a few other cars
>no room in the other lanes
>soccer mom in her suv gets on my ass
>slow down slightly
>shes clearly angry
>space opens up in the middle lane
>she moves in and speeds up
>speed up and make sure she can't cut me off
>she has to get back behind me
>slow down
Normally I'll move over, but damn is it fun sometimes
>>14946868
>see an early 2000's nissan sedan with a broken headlight in rear-view
>probably 1 carlength behind me while going about 45-55mph
>cut the gas, downshift and handbrake at once
>stopping power with no brake-lights
>>14946868
Mfw i used to live in a garage converted with rooms and bath
My sides, city did come down on us cause my insane mom but we just turned it back into a garage. Played by the citys rules.
No were not illegals
>>14946868
I read that the first time and thought you passed out in the bed of your truck, like some kind of badass alcoholic nomad.
>>14946705
that happened to me last week except it was free public street parking some douches put pylons to reserve.. i drove over all of them and went about my evening
>make a stupid mistake on the road
>speed off and hope nobody who was involved catches up
ABSOLUTELY DIABOLICAL
>>14946946
literally the worst
I regularly stick organic russet potatoes in the tailpipes of luxury bargemobiles
I hate the rich
-posted from my iPhone7S
>fighting with ex on the way to the store
>she is being a twat and wont put her seat belt on
>ask her over and over to put it on because i dont want the ticket
> she says "make me"
> lose my shit and yank up on the seat lever as I slam on the brakes
>seat flies forward and launches her into the windshield
Never had to ask again.
>drive a bmw
>don't use turn signals
>>14947345
I only use turn signals if I can see another car within 50 ft. Otherwise I pretend the road lines aren't there.
>live in busy downtown building with a public easement access to the alley where i park my bikes
>fuckers always park in the easement that's clearly marked NO PARKING
>call cops and bylaw but nothing gets done
>started just blocking them in with my shittiest bike and watching them stress from my window
i'll skip work for this shit.. it's fucking golden
>>14946868
>tell them it's illegal to have 10 people living in their garage
fucking lost it lmao
>be a valet
>don't use deodorant
Muahahahah
What holiday is this??
My neighbors literally hav ethe same thing going on right now, like 60 cars filling up our neighborhood. Nobody throws parties here, hosues are $1M+ and eveyrone's like a quiet professional family.
I googled Indian holidays and Muslim holidays and nothing seems to be today, I thought it was a wedding, they've been having tons of cars building up here since the past week, wtf is this
>>14947332
>things that never happened.
>>14947417
forgot to add, mein nigbros (my neighbors) are brown too, dunno what culture/ethnicity/etc. they are, i think they're some kind of an Islam or something
>>14947472
Whats unbelievable about it?
Oh, the reeeee normie thing. Got it.
>>14947472
Ive done that before? Whats so unbelievable? Oh... probably the gf thing huh
>smunk some weed
>go for a drive
>don't get pulled over
>smonk some more weed at my domicile
absolutely satanic
>>14947349
You should always signal for the car you don't see
>>14946868
>just call the non-emergency number
IS IT REALLY THAT EASY? I have a bunch of hispanics that moved in about a year ago. Lately there have been on average 6-10 cars all week. They fill up the road and create huge blindspots.
Did the police ask for any proof or do they just investigate themselves? I notified my HOA and they just said they can't handle road matters because the road belongs to the county
>mfw
>>14947568
Check your city/county laws about living in garages.
If they have that many people, chances are they got like 4-10 living in the garage.
Just make sure that they do have people living in it, because if they don't, you can probably get in trouble for filing a false police report.
>>14947349
If there's not a car behind me or in the oncoming lane I don't signal
>guy tailgating me
>throw full diaper out my sunroof
>hits his grill and sprays shit all over his hood and windscreen
>he swerves and hits a school bus
>>14947332
I tried this and while it was hilarious, my gf lost her shit harder than anything I've ever seen
It was worth it though
>>14947702
i throw pennies out my sunroof for tailgaters
>>14947729
A good way to get bullets thrown your way from an unstable person.
Had to stop my friends psycho friend from shooting someone for some shit like that one time.
I dont talk to my friend anymore..... autist I swear. The other guy was involuntarily committed at some point.
>>14947808
>living in fear of getting shot
>reeeeeee! gun control is bad, meme
>>14947826
Dude was a felon, he shouldnt have had a gun in the first place. No laws stopped him, could have been any country. lol...
But the point is, if you incite violence expect to have it reciprocated at a more intense level.
>>14947729
My sun roof opens over the roof instead of going inside, I'm too scared it'll just hit the glass
>throw spark plugs out my sunroof
>smash windscreens
>loiter in oil section of local auto shop
>open oil containers and pour silicon carbide dust into each one
>shake them up
>shop goes out of business 1 month later
>>14948044
Uh huh.
>Shit on the carpet in the kitchen
>Leave it for mum to clean up
COMPLETELY INFERNAL
I let people cut ahead in traffic jams because not everyone is in a labor union or has a nice boss that lets you be late more than once
The actual idiots are the people who slow down to gawk at whatever the situation is and the panicky women who drive 2mph any time they encounter a novel situation.
>>14946886
Can you give me tips on being cool?
>>14947417
Cinco de mayo (may 5th) is Mexican independence day. They chimp out like no other around this time. That's the only thing I can think of.
>>14948044
>smash windscreens
Why would you do that? Go on the internet and tell lies
>>14948204
>be in union, 1 minute late counts as absence
>6 minutes early is theft
>clock out 1 minute early
>walked off job
Fuck unions
>>14948252
That's not for quite some time fucking white boy.
>>14948466
eat shit and die, ricardo, before I call the fucking police on you and your 15 other family members living in the fucking garage
>>14948760
Did you get triggered Matthew? Are you worried because I did not acknowledge your white privilege?
>>14946659
>be murrifat
>throw house party
>have some fun, drink and smoke in the privacy of my home
>get arrested
>LAND OF THE FREE
>>14946659
>black guy in biker leathers always speeds down my street
>street happens to be perfect cut-off if you want to skip the local red light
>most people don't bother the block, just cut through and go on
>right after school gets out (3:30-5:00) I stay outside, generally working or staring at my car
>bikerbro starts using the shortcut
>posted speed limit is 25 mph
>regularly flies through doing 40+
>does this for about a week
>start timing him
>next monday, as he flies down the street, back my truck out and block him
>his tires screech and something on the side of his bike sparked all over the road
>has a mini-chimpout
>calmly point across the street to where Jose and his kids are playing in their front yard
>"I'm going to do this every day til you get the point."
>wake up next day
>truck's back windshield is busted, head and taillights as well
>big crack going down front windshield
>shrug, check cameras
>guess who wanted to be a nigger?
>find neighbor's daughter later that day
>buy some trashy weed from one of her friends
>start riding around in my car
>find biker one day
>follow him home
>spread pot seeds around his yard
>kill his dog (BB gun), bury body in forest
>bring evidence to police
>he gets arrested, goes to jail for a few months
>visit his house every few days while he's gone, water his lawn for him
>when he gets back, submit anonymous tip that house is growing pot
>arrested again, house seized by feds
(^:
>>14948941
>things that never happened
You're not going to grow weed like that fag
>>14948927
>anarchy is cool
yuropoor pls
>>14948948
>implying the plants did anything more than sprout a few feet in the air in that time period
I never said I let the plants bud.
Drive diesel. Cut out catalizator. Eat lead peace lovers
>>14946770
>tipping in McDonalds
Well if that isn't just the most American thing I've ever heard
>>14946886
Such a responsible gun owner. So calm and mature in his responses. You make us all proud.
>Faggots tailgate
>Invariably slow down to 10-15km/h under the limit
>Wait for turn/overtaking zone/etc when i know for a fact they'll try to go for it
>WOT
>Have run a 12.85 @ 180km/h
>Leave them in my black-soot-rich-as-fuck smoke
>Back to 10km/h under the limit so they catch back up
>>14947332
Did that a couple times, is funny.
Also I used to like to cut to the left real quick so her head hits the glass in the window.
I once drove past an eco friendly meet or some green peace faggot or whatever the fuck they were. Drove past in my 1984 300D that had fucked feeds, black smoke everywhere.
Didn't do it on purpose though and it doesn't spew black soothe everywhere now.
>>14949027
>>Leave them in my black-soot-rich-as-fuck smoke
fucking degenerate, I hope you die of cancer
>>14949060
Not my fault my ECU is a retard and dumps so much fuel in my wideband screams 'RICH' rather than giving me a number.
>>14947306
is htat tony shaloub
>>14947349
>>14947671
You'll get a motorcyclist killed one day
>>14949248
And I'll be hoping that the motorcyclist is a jihadist bomber riding late to his job.
>>14948941
What the fuck is wrong with you?
>>14949298
I'm not a bomber I'm white
>truckerfag pisses me off by being bossy on the road
>follow him to next stop
>pour sugar in his tank when he's taking a piss
Heh heh heh
>>14947559
>smonk
you did this just before you typed this story, didn't you?
>>14949299
He's a problem solver.
>>14948941
>Y...you're s...sp...speeding!?
You're a fucking child.
>>14949027
Why do you people do this? Just get out of the way, clearly they're in a hurry and you're not.
>>14949623
>its ok to speed if u have a good reason
lel!
>>14949625
It's OK to speed for no reason. Why the fuck are you even on /o/? >>>/n/ might be for you.
>>14949626
>It's OK to speed for no reason.
>See the red light
>Don't stop
>Speed like a maniac
>>14947513
Islam is neither a culture or ethnicity. Mudslime is.
Also, kill one and test his DNA
T. No brain damage
>be from Tennessee
>pass car with new York plates on highway
>drift into their lane until they're forced to swerve or honk
Making the South rise again one traffic incident at a time
>>14948981
Just get an old enough one that never even had cats. My 85 f250 has a 6.9 litre diesel. Blows smoke pretty well, and I live in a city full of hipsters and hippies
>on ramp to highway for my daily commute
>ramp is only single lane but the beginning is wide enough for two cars
>always pisses me off the these people try to jump the line thus causing backup due to the new merge at the narrow part of the ramps.
>if you position yourself just right in the middle, no one can pass on the left
>usually works, but one time got the golden spot where no one could pass on right or left of me
>driver behind me tailing in golden zone
>driver coming up on left can't pass, flipping her shit honking and flipping me off that she can't get by
>suddenly another driver tried to pass on the right, but gets up to me and can't pass either
>begin to drive really slowly, straight up stopping for like 30 seconds
>drivers on the right and left can't get by and getting even more frustrated, causing a super jam behind me
>eventually enough space on ramp to just drive normally into the highway
>drive forward looking in my rear view mirror as it's like the three stooges driving where no one can get by now thanks to 3 cars in 1 lane ramp
>check phone like 20 minutes later and it says it's still backed up on that ramp
>>14949623
Tailgating is fucking obnoxious no matter what
>cruising down 2-lane road with a lot of blind corners
>asshole tailgates in his pickup
>I'm already doing 15 over the speed limit
>starts motioning for me to pull to the side so he can pass
>slow down to the speed limit
>honks at me
>do 5 under
>he gives up and tries to pass me
>gun it so he can't
>keep doing this until we get to an intersection where he ends up next to me
>he's flipping me off and yelling at my closed window
>both turning left, road merges immediately after turn
>floor it again and get ahead of him
>do the speed limit until the road widens
>he flies past me
>see him pulled over a couple miles later
>>14950026
>see him pulled over a couple miles later
I don't believe you
>>14950026
>Be in the wrong
>Do something to piss someone off even though I'm clearly in the wrong for no other reason than it pisses this guy off who just wanted to drive normally
Why exactly would you do that?
>>14947027
I do this all the time, if I'm already going 10-15 over the limit and you're still trying to pass me you can fuck on off. There is literally no reason for you to even be going that fast and I'll make it a pain in the ass for you to pass.
I'm talking about when people try to pass to just get in front when you're already zooming.
>some asshole in a BMW weaving in a through traffic in a residential area.
>comes up behind me trying to pass
>don't let him
>he gets passed
>zipper bridge coming up
>traffic down to two lanes
>tries to pass from out side
>keep him in
>merges in behind me
>big truck beside me
>match the truck speed
>keep the BMW behind me
>entrance to free way coming up
>BMW makes a break for it
>cop sitting on shoulder
>BMW gets pulled over
>mfw
>>14950121
Guy even said in his story
>motioned for em to move so he could pass
>>14950129
Yup, no reason to be in a hurry at all. You are completely knowledgeable about what is going on in other people's lives, and emergencies don't exist
>>14946868
You are doing gods work
>>14947826
Fuck off faggot
>>14948991
>niggers don't exist
>in the left lane going ~95mph
>next lane over is going ~75mph or less
>see a guy closing on me pretty quickly in my mirror
>parks himself there, a couple of feet of of my bumper drifting left and right
>doesn't flash or anything, just feels comfortable tailgating me like a NASCAR driver
>start to slow down
>he doesn't back off at all
>let off and very gradually slow down to ~70mph
>he swerves violently into the next lane over, cutting a car off
>accelerates to pass
>I accelerate so that I'm going just a little faster
>he swerves back behind me
>see a work van going ~80 in the next lane over with a couple of cars behind it
>match speed with my rear a few feet ahead of the work van in the next lane over, blocking this guy in behind me and next to the van
>he continues to tailgate until all of the sudden he jams his brakes and disappears from my view, cutting across 3 lanes of traffic to exit the freeway
>>14946886
This is how I imagine every /k/omanndo
>>14950129
Whoa, look at this badass.
>>14948894
>me
>white
my family actually applied instead of hopping the border, you fucking wetback
>>14949761
Don't bother harassing jew yorkers, it's the californian's you need to target senpai :^)
>>14948466
>saying white boy like it's an insult
kek only an ignorant shitskin thinks being white is bad
>>14946838
>implying that's how coolant works
What, you think the coolant tank is fucking refrigerated.
>>14948941
>"HOW DARE YOU SPEED. IM GONNA FUCKEN KILL YER DOG AND GIT U TO JAIL YA NIGGER"
Bullshit. You live in a trailer park.
>>14950361
The most accurate picture I've seen describing /v/ wasn't even found on /v/, my god.
>>14950361
>/V/
Fucking autistic man child
>>14950401
>/V/
>>14950386
Some of us pay to live in a nice neighborhood and don't want niggers shitting it up
You sure youre not the traitor trash
>mfw I accelerate to 100 all the time on residential streets in my miat
>popular place for "auto enthusiasts" too meet up is a dead end road with a turn around at the end
>always park and rev/do burnouts there
>sneak up late at night and dump broken glass and small nails everywhere
>nobody goes down there anymore
>mfw
>>14950417
I bet you drive a gigantic fucking suburban for the safety of the chillens, have complete lack of lane discipline, never exits the left lane, and has no idea what a turn signal is.
Speed is not the problem. Speed only makes the symptoms worse, And if you don't want you kids getting run over then learn from my mother and scold your children for playing in the damn street.
>>14950454
Things that didn't happen for 500 alex?
>>14950464
he probably lives in europe, where pedestrians jaywalk literally everywhere because culturally they own the streets. It's absolutely barbaric.
>>14950464
What the fuck are you talking about retard
I don't want to see some fucking nigger or spic speeding down my residential street where kids play
There's no fucking need
We pay to live were undesirables don't live and we sure as fuck don't want them to race down our streets
What about this is so fucking hard to understand to you dumbass
>>14950454
Shit, I'll have the number nine with a side order of things that didn't happen.
Do you guys serve mustard?
>>14946659
>always hooning, every journey
>always report every other person hooning to the police, every journey
I have a photographic memory for licence plates.
>>14950494
No I live in the south in a small rural area
There are plenty of open roads where these faggots can go speed
but no they decide to speed on a street less than half mile long that has like 5 stops
It makes no fucking sense
and it's always spics in their straight piped Hondas or niggers blaring trap music
>>14950501
>>14950469
Sorry did i trigger you ricers?
Fuckers deserved it 2bh. Its right next to an old folks place and they were always there being loud as shit.
>mfw my "friend" sent me this after
>>14946838
/o/ everyone.
Where we claim to be auto enthusiasts but don't understand coolant systems.
>>14946926
Jesus man, careful with that edge. Might hurt yourself.
>>14950495
>street where kids play
Do you honestly believe you're a responsible adult, let alone a response parent? I can't wait for child services to take your kids away for poor and dangerous parenting.
>>14950620
Dont have kids faggot
What about
>I pay extra to live in a nice neighborhood and don't want spics and niggers who don't even live in my neighborhood to treat my street like a fucking drag strip
Do you not understand
Are you a child or something because you defiantly have the brain of one
have you ever worked for anything in your life?
If you did you would understand that when you work for something you don't want people to shit it up
>going 85 in he fast lane on the freeway
>right lane going about 60-65 so I'm flying past cars
>dude in a bro-lifted Tacoma comes up on my ass
>I can't see his headlights that's how close he was (I'm in a tundra at the time)
This goes on for a half-mile or so
>Tacoma still on me even though we've both already passed all the traffic
>spray wiper fluid so it gets on his windshield, no dice, just irritates him
>gets even closer somehow
>seriouslywhy.pdf
>I wonder if my ABS is still working
>figure this is a good time to check
>Tacoma flips a bitch and wots past
>we both get off at the same exit anyways
>>14950658
>driving a bit fast is the same as doing lawnjobs and destroying mailboxes
I really hope you don't have kids, because they will be some fucked up motherfuckers
>>14950721
So you are a child that had never worked for anything
Okay anon have a good life
>>14946886
>meme gun
>have 4 cylinder slow as fuck scion tc
>throw a catback on it
>not loud enough
>swap header to 4-1 catless
>too raspy
>weld a resonator in
>perfect
my car is so loud it's fucking ridiculous
>people constantly screaming at me to slow down even though I'm only going 25 through neighborhoods, my car is just loud as shit
>when people yell I just put it in neutral and rev away
>also come back later at night, sit in front of their house, and rev
>rev when people j-walk and scare them
>rev under bridges and in tunnels
it's obnoxious as fuck but I love it
next car I get's gonna' be a v8 and near open header
>>14948982
No one fucking tips at McDonalds that part didn't happen.
>>14950834
Just buy a Harley and be a boomer piece of shit. They'll gladly disturb the peace and quiet with you.
Fucker.
>all these faggots bragging about not moving over for faster traffic
Embarrassing T B Q H F A M
>>14950307
Replace 1911 with a nugget and you'd be closer. Most of those autists don't even own firearms tho & the rest are more responsible than that
>Be on highway entrance that merges onto two different highways
>In the 2nd left lane, 1st left lane ends and turns into one lane
>About 50 feet left on the 1st left lane merge
>Dicks always try and shoot the gap and cause huge backups
>Some dick tries to shoot the gap
>Drop into fourth, close the gap, brake to 50mph smoothly, not abruptly as to not cause a "Brake check"
>can see guy punching his dash
>>14949750
Protip: Islam is the religion and Muslims are those of the Islamic faith. I know you're all drop-outs but at least know the people you hate.
>>14950882
I'm thinking a rotary will do the trick too
I guess we'll see
>>14950934
Not that guy but
Muslims are almost entirely Arab
Arabs are almost entirely Muslims
Muslims and Arabs are synonymous with eachother
>>14950464
>getting this mad
If you want to speed, go visit your local drag strip like the rest of us.
Speeding on public roads and endangering others is literally nigger-tier behavior, and you ought to get locked up for being a waste of space desu senpai
>be me yesterday
>driving to work from another city that I don't normally go to
>decide I have time to get a coffee to have at work
>see Tim Hortons, see entranceway right in front of it
>pull in
>guy in giant box truck pulling out at exactly the same time
>he keeps to left, I keep to right, no issues
>as I'm pulling in some bitch behind him in a Chrysler 200 comes ripping out of the lot
>nearly slams into the front of me because she can't stay to one side
>puts down her window
>starts pointing to a sign 20 feet behind her that says "EXIT"
>starts screaming at me "READ THE FUCKING SIGN OMG WHAT THE FUCK JESUS CHRIST THIS IS THE EXIT NOT THE ENTRANCE OMFG etc."
>sign is referring to the Drive-Thru exit, not the parking lot exit
>realize she is beyond retarded and no words could penetrate her thick skull
>simply pull into parking lot
>5 seconds later hear screeching and a car horn
>see her at stop light just outside parking lot
>she's rear-ended some guy in a RAM 1500
>she pulled out of the lot with such fury and anger that she caused a car accident
>get my coffee and head to work as usual
:^)
>>14950929
I always shut people out when they try to use merging lanes as passing lanes. Especially at stop lights, when there's a right-turn ,merging lane on the opposite side of the intersection.
>pull up to stoplight
>see some douchebag in my rearview mirror, he's already getting into the right lane to try to pass
>make sure I stay a good 10 feet from the intersection
>he pulls right up to the line
>watch lights
>perpendicular lights turn yellow
>begin my rolling start
>light turns green
>already doing 10kmh
>floor it
>hear his engine roaring to get going
>shut him out
>see him riding my bumper furiously for next 5km
>do the exact posted speed limit, even though I normally do 10-15 over
>you shall not pass
>>14950129
>get a call
>my brother fell off the shop roof and got knocked unconscious
>hop in my car
>pass a lexus on a double yellow
>lexus tries to floor it to stop me from passing and flashes his high beams
>fails
>the lexus driver never died in a fiery crash
no justice
>>14950129
Thanks for your great service to this country
I bet you rest well at night knowing you keep this country safe
>>14950953
>Muslims are almost entirely Arab
>Arabs are almost entirely Muslims
>Muslims and Arabs are synonymous with eachother
And yet Indonesia and Pakistan are the most populous Muslim nations by a huge margin.
Fuck off retard.
>>14950886
I always get to the right if I see someone coming up behind me, I just assume they want to go faster than me.
But I won't enable people who try to use merging lanes as passing lanes, and if they're cutting between lanes without signalling I'll make a point of inconveniencing them.
Anyone here /revenge/ outside of their cars?
>work at shitty retail store as a student
>driving around on a Saturday night, unrelated to work
>pull into Walmart, find spot, about to pull in
>some lady comes whipping down the aisle at 60kmh
>I stop my vehicle, as I was going to back in and figured she was going to whip right past me
>instead she slams on her brakes and pulls into the spot right in front of me
>I even had my goddamn signal on
>she gets out of the car and starts walking towards the store
>I pull up alongside her with my window down
>"That was really rude, I was about to pull in and you just cut me off"
>"Oh fuck off! Go find another spot you fucking idiot!"
>realize I can't murder her because cameras everywhere :(
couple months later, Christmas time
>be working customer service desk at work
>praise the Gods, the spot-stealing bitch walks up to the customer service desk
>clearly doesn't remember me
>starts going on about how she left a deposit here for a special order
>ask if she has carbon-copy of order form we would have given her, she rudely says "NO, THAT WAS MONTHS AGO WHY WOULD I KEEP THAT?"
>check special order book
>go into office to check lockbox for deposit
>find her $110 deposit for snowblower
>find her in special order book, rip page out of special order book
>put deposit money in pocket
>go back out, tell her I have no record of any order
>she gets upset, tells me she left us money
>call manager
>manager checks lockbox and special order book
>no record of either
>she argues for 10 minutes, says she could just "hit somebody" she's so mad
>manager tells her to get the fuck out and stop threatening people
>she's escorted from the store
>mfw
>>14946838
reply
>>14950441
obvious lie, no residential street is long enough for you to get that thing up to 100
you'd need a freeway and a half just to break the 80mph mark
>>14948044
Oil containers have seals on them you fucking liar.
>>14950454
Funny story, something similar happened near me:
>cops always setting up speed traps in BULLSHIT areas
>bottom of steep hill, backroad with no houses and artificially low speed limit, etc.
>they always camp in the same fucking spots so locals know exactly where they are hiding
>apparently some local had enough of their shit
>started dumping buckets of nails and scrap metal all over the ground in their hiding places
>cop cars start getting shredded tires
>can't safely use those speed trap hidey-holes anymore
>are forced to set up speed traps in highly visible, public areas with lots of witnesses and traffic cameras to document everything so they can't fucking lie and write people bogus tickets
>police chief complains in local newspaper about "vandals" who are "inhibiting his officers' work" and "creating a danger to public safety"
>really he's just mad that he can't collect fat revenue from bullshit speeding tickets
>meanwhile the citizens rejoice
>finally the hero my small town deserves
>our silent guardian
>our watchful protector
>>14948941
all you do is piss off a dog when you shoot it with a BB gun ask me how I know
>>14951107
because your uncle used to shoot you with a BB gun after molesting you?
>>14951104
>>14950454
>someone tries to make signs like this near me
>starts putting them up on sandwich boards and on stakes in lawns
>cops go around ripping down signs
>tell people that if they're caught doing it they'll be charged with obstruction of justice
>speed traps
>justice
>>14949623
I did this a few times when I first started driving. I'd let them by and every time I did they would essentially match the same speed as I was going earlier. I'm not kidding. Usually all they want to do is get around you because of some weird power thing about being in front.
Also they don't understand basic physics, and are a great way to get insurance money if you drive a shitbox like I do. I'm waiting for the day a tailgater slams my rear and owes me a couple grand.
>>14950240
Of course they do, and one apparently stole a 1911 from a white guy to post here about how he doesn't afraid of anything.
>>14948894
>>14948466
My lawn is looking a little tall Pedro, chop chop, and remember to trim all the tress this time ;)
>>14950986
i watch the lights too.
>pick up blocking my drive way
>unlocked
>put it in neutral and push it into the middle of the street
>>14949971
fuck you man those soccer moms are already operating at full mental capacity just by driving
you preying on their autism is just gonna make traffic slower
>>14951104
Badass
>>14951035
>Indonesia
>relevant
Pick one. If somebody says "muslims" in a real country, people think of arabs.
>>14951049
Retail boss
Give em hell
>>14951123
legit they can get you for posting signs. Here in Georgia if you flash your lights at oncoming traffic to warn about police you can get charged for the same thing, obstruction of justice.
>>14951049
kek
>>14951147
Oh man, this feel.
>be me working summer job for construction company
>doing finishing work on house about to close
>some dickwipe plumber parks his extra long van in front of the driveway
>we need to get a backhoe in there to pick up the porta-dumpster we've been filling
>finally find plumber working in a house 4 doors down
>ask him to move vehicle
>arrogant fucker ignore us for a good 15 seconds before responding
>argues with us about how he has shit to do, all his personal problems, what a dick his boss is, etc.
>then belittles us personally because we're students and he's some accomplished "plumber"
>finally he tells us the keys are in his toolbox, to move it ourselves if we're in "that much of a hurry"
>okey-dokey
>take keys, go back out to his van
>drive van 3 blocks away
>friend follows in work truck
>we leave van parked on empty lot with keys on seat
>drive back to house we're working on
>5:00pm rolls around, finishing up for day
>plumber comes down to house we're at, asks us where van is
>give him address
>he starts screaming
>my labor foreman is sitting in the backhoe, yells at him to shut the fuck up and get walking
>tells him not to block us in next time
>mfw stupid faggot had to walk 3 blocks with his 80lbs of tools
>mfw he never blocked us in again
>>14951164
I flash people religiously when I pass a speed trap, I do it to people 3km later. I'd like to see a cop prove that I was flashing my lights to warn someone about a speed trap, and thus "interfere" with their lordly fucking duties. I'd like to see them prove I wasn't warning them about an animal that just ran across the road, or telling them to turn on their lights because it's rainy/dusk outside. Or maybe I knew them personally and was saying hello with my lights.
When cops start trying to take people to court for shit like this, you know you're living in a fucking police state.
>>14948941
>kill dog
>bb gun
nah
>>14951164
Not any more, they can't it's a violation of 1st amendment rights.
http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2014/02/05/federal-judge-rules-drivers-allowed-to-warn-other-motorists-speed-traps.html
>>14951216
He put 70 lbs of bb in him,chased dog till it died of exhaustion,duh.
It's like you never even a dog before.
>>14951107
Trainspotting
>>14950317
Mine did too, and I was born in the US. I'm just as American as you mr.Aryan mustardrace
>>14950345
>affirmative action favors browns and blacks and women (aka not you gaylords)
>/tech/ jobs pushing for the same thing now
>white guys depicted as little bitches in the media
Only an arrogant cracker detached from the real world would think being brown is bad.
>>14950726
You don't own the road fag.
You're probably some old douchebag who sits on his porch waiting for someone to step on your lawn just so you can yell at them
I once switched lanes without using the signals when there was nobody else around.
>>14951471
>>/tech/ jobs pushing for the same thing now
That's funny, because 80% of my graduating class was white and 90% of the engineers at the company I'm working for are white.
Protip: anything that is even remotely challenging is immune to your precious affirmative action. They don't give a fuck if an engineer is black or white or yellow or brown, if he's qualified and has the best, most relevant experience, he gets the job.
SJWs hire you people for your color, and STEM is too hard for SJWs to get through. It's like a barrier for weak-ass bitches.
>>14951612
I'm mexican doing a double in EE and applied math
>90% of my graduating class is white
I find it incredibly hard to believe there are no Asians or indians in your class.
>>14951612
Any company big enough to have an HR department will have people that only get hired in technical areas due to race/sex.
>>14948252
Cinco de Mayo is not the mexican independence day, though. It is somewhere in september.
>>14946926
Edgy 15yo detected
>>>/b/
>drive 35 miles each way to work
>everyday I deal with retards hogging the passing lane
>flash my lights at slow drivers
>half move over, half dont
>pass on the right when I need to
>about once a week some madcunt gets pissed when I flash my lights
>brake checks me
>starts tailgating me
>flashes their lights back at me, etc
>one night I am driving home, some paki cunt wont move out of the left lane
>flash my lights
>noreply
>sound the horn, flash again
>noreply
>cant pass on the right, stuck behind this cunt
>he starts to slow down
>great.jpg
>takes out his cellphone and uses the strobe setting at me
>fuckmyeyes.exe
>I finally pass on the right, hand on the horn, finger out the window
>fucker gets behind me, and starts flashing his lights, AND still has the strobe light on
>I dont have my hand brake in at the moment, so I have a gaping hole in my center console
>remove duct tape
>drop some ceramic spark plug shards I keep around
>nothing happens
>grab another few pieces, rub them together to break them up more, slowly drop them down the center
>I see a few hit his windshield, and crack it
>cunt slams his brakes
>car behind him swerved out of the way
>passing semi sounds his horn at the whole thing
>mfw
>>14951895
I'm 24 and haven't been on /b/ since 2009
>>14951780
>>14951780
If you're so bad at reading that from this statement:
>90% of my graduating class is white
You get this:
> there are no Asians or indians in your class.
You should just quit school now.
>>14948466
>white boy
Never seen a news headline reading "Dead White Boy" and I'm damn proud of it. You fucking dirty spic.
>>14952086
in my engi dept majority were asian or indian/brown/whatever
If his engineering class was all white he must have went to Bumfuck University in Idaho
>>14951923
This is why I have one of those powerful torches (O-Light) in my ash-tray, it has a strong strobe-setting so I can fuck up shit if needed.
>>14946886
so edgy, he has a 1911 everyone!!
I bet your pussy ass cant even cock the gun, let alone have the finger strength to pull the trigger.
>>14946770
>>tip the nice black lady at McDonalds
1 Who tips at McD?
2 they do everything in a half-ass matter,blacks
Always bitchy,frustrated,angry,bored and hateful if you're asian
>>14952224
kek
Nice try. White, Asian, Indian, Black. That's the order of percentages. We're talking GRADUATING CLASS here not freshman entering stats, there's this thing called attrition, and many of the diversity picks who got into the school to meet diversity quotas are, surprise surprise, not willing to do the amount of work necessary to get the degree, so they switch to business, computer science, etc.
>>14952248
I don't really care about whatever shitty diploma mill you got your engineering degree from dude. You are probably doing something gay like Civil Engineering anyway
>>14952263
Why are you so angry that you're just going full attack? It's laughable.
Nah, I'm in Aerospace.
>>14951923
>drop some ceramic spark plug shards I keep around
premeditated
why else would you have those shards?
fucking autist
>>14948894
Nobody likes you smelly mexican fucks. I used to live in a nice neighborhood until it got taken over by you cockroaches. Jose, I'm gonna drag you over the border myself if I ever get the chance.
>>14951471
Calm down Pablo, I'm sure affirmative action will get you nice job painting houses with your cousins and uncles so your whore of a mother can push out 12 more kids.
>>14950998
sorry are u a paramedic driving an ambulance? otherwise get fucked lel
>>14952269
>le "u mad XD" comment
nice, Aerospace is a good major, if you're too stupid for Electrical Engineering that is....
>>14952278
I am an american citizen and I was born here. I usually just tell people I am american which tends to trigger /pol/tards like you. Are you mad that we are corrupting your women with cocaine and good times?
>>14952357
>talking shit about people who work hard to provide for their families
yes mexicans truly are scum, unlike the glorious white 4channers who live in their parent's basements collecting MLP figurines and commit school shootings.
>>14952481
>Aerospace is a good major, if you're too stupid for Electrical Engineering that is....
I love how every engineer argues that his flavor is the best flavor. Are you fucks all autistic?
>>14952481
We doing this?
>>14952484
>Are you fucks all autistic?
not in this conversation, but yeah actually
>>14952493
I remember reading some statistics on /g/ that said that the UK had the highest concentration of cucks...I suppose that was true!
>>14952273
Yes. It was. Because I drive 70 miles per day, and once a week some fucking cunt starts fucking with me.
The strobing douchbag was my tipping point.
>>14952481
whats your issue with americans knowing how to assimilate?
>>14952606
He's just mad it's pollen season.
>sitting in a intersection
>only have a regular green, so sitting in the middle waiting for an opening
>big ass truck is opposite me, trying to do the same thing, blocks the road behind him so i can't see shit for on-coming traffic
>don't go because i could easily get hit head on from someone doing 100+
>always a fucking dipshit truck behind me honking the whole time
Seriously, this shit happens way more often than it should
>>14951524
ABSOLUTE
>>14948941
>act like total like alpha chad for the middle school girls that walk down my street
>real alpha fucks my car up for giving him lip
>never do shit but fantasize that I ruined his life
>>14946838
He put the cone in.
>>14951104
>having to worry about cops that are always out to get you
Keke, thank God I don't live in America.
>get tailgated
>panic and go faster
>driving down a 6 lane divided highway
>some nig does his "power walk" slowly strutting across the road staring the oncoming traffic down
>hit the brakes
>flip 2-step arming switch
>clutch in and go WOT
>ROOO-POPOP-POP-POP-POP [turbo whistling loudly as it spools]
>he jumps, grabs his waistband and sprints full-tilt the rest of the way across the street
>driver next to me glowers disapprovingly
>>14952733
Dude I posted that and I live in CANADA. Ontario, specifically. It's basically the foster-child of the ultra-liberal UK breed of political correctness and bleeding hearts run amok. Gotta get out of this shithole.
>go to America
>Bernie/Shillary is elected
>oh god no it's even worse here
>go to Europe
>full of mudslimes and faggots and socialism x1000
>oh jesus christ no
>move to Russia
>gays are beaten in the streets, they hate muslims, regularly beat down on weaker nations with liberal sympathies
I think I know where I must go.
>>14953765
>Russia
>driving your nice car down the street
>get broadsided by a Lada 2107 doing 120km/h driven by a drunk bear
>because you don't have a dash cam you're arrested for insurance fraud
>spend 20 years in Siberia mining ice in prison
>>14946659
>Fix carb on four wheeler
>Go for a little test run on my street
>On the street for less than a minute, then park back in the garage
>Neighbor throws a bitch fit and threatens to call the cops for riding on the street
>Hop on my street legal dirtbike and do wheelies and go WOT right in front of his house
>I now make it a point to be loud and obnoxious on my bike whenever I go past his house
>>14953829
>>14948044
>silicon carbide
what does this do to the engine?
>>14954115
http://www.farnish.plus.com/amatterofscale/mirrors/omni/ch5txt.htm
>>14952484
It's a mark of pride to put down all other engineers as retards who only picked their major because they were too stupid, weak or wimpy to pick yours. Except for civil engineers and economics engineers, practically all other engineers look down on those with equal disdain. They need to do less math than all others, which is a red flag for them being fucking casuals.
>get cut off in traffic by some faggot in an suv
>follow him home, but dont stop at his house
>write down the address
>come back at 2am a few weeks later
>get a screwdriver and bend all his radiator fins
>unscrew radiator hose clamp and let all the water out
>put it back together and hide in the bushes
>after he leaves for work his car overheats 2 blocks away
>see him pouring water in the radiator
>car overheats again later since the radiator wont pass air
>while he's out getting his car fixed i pour salt all over his lawn
hahahahhaha
>>14955287
>pour salt all over his lawn
>>14946886
>implying your .38 super beaner blaster is going to do shit to me.
>guy honks at me
>follow him home
>kill his wife and children
>rape his dog
>eradicate every evidence of his existance
>bury him alive
this thread the story
>>14955287
What a lunatic you are.
>>14948252
Fuck you're retarded. Mexico doesn't even celebrate that day only americans. And independance day is in september.
>>14946886
let's play spot the aspie
