Dew Trail CYOA #18
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Quick Summary: About half way done with loading 120 gallons of moonshine.
>>13786073
The bedroom looks like a tornado hit it, there's clothes thrown everywhere, the only thing in here was a small bed (that is stripped bare) and a dresser (that has had all of it's contents except 1 drawer thrown out).
Looks like she just now got to the last drawer but whatever she found makes her pretty damn happy. She tucks it into the side of her pants, after looking over it for a few seconds, was that a gun? She's probably the last person who should have one of those.
"Finally found something worthwhile!" she yells, not knowing that you're right there "I'm comi-"
You standing there startles her as she turns around. You crack up a bit since she jumps, heh, it's kinda funny when she gets taken out of her "tough" personality like this.
"What the fuck!" she yells
"You were taking forever."
"Yeah... well, I wanted to find something good."
"And did you?"
A big smile comes across her face, she pulls out a snubnose revolver and proudly shows it off.
"A .32 Smith & Wesson, there's even an unopened box of ammo over there, just need to find the shotgun that those shells are for and I'm set!"
Oh it really was a gun.
"I already found the shotgun in the shed."
She looks a little defeated before firing off a mischievous look.
"I'd rather just shoot what's left than take it to some fuck's sister, not like we're going to get in trouble for it."
It would be fun and she's right, the guy who gave the job is already gone. Still, that's potential money going to waste that could be used to fix Carpenter's car and to finish the Packard.
Or you could actually be a nice guy and deliver it to the family like you're supposed to...
>>13789641
A) You'd rather deliver all of it, mention how much money is on the line here.
B) Hell why not, if the stuff is worth as much as what was in the Cadillac you're still looking at over $2K with what you have loaded.
C) Why not just shoot all the jugs while you're at it? Follow her fun over money mentality.
D) There are those mason jars in the shed you could shoot instead, might as well relax before loading up the other 12 jugs.
And where are we taking it?
A1) Take it to Al's (We still don't know if he's there.)
B1) Take it to the family that you're supposed to.
C1) Carpenter's, should be fine sitting there.
Deliver half and keep half.
>>13789649
D, A1
D and A1, let olds in on the deal too
>>13789737
This
>>13789758
Wait wait. I think we shouldn't be shooting guns actually. Those not cops could be near by.
I'm changing mine to A and A1
A+A1, we can ask her on a shooting date later
>>13789649
A and D + a1
Fuck you guys, Jamie a good kid. A, B1
>>13790512
Jamie a good kid, and he needs to get the grill. A, B1, and then ask her on a shooting date or something if she's so into those guns.
>>13789814
this,we really don't need the attention. Lets keep the guns but deliver the shine.
A and D1
>>13790808
keep the guns, don't draw attention, deliver shine
>>13789765
Changing to a ,a1
>>13790574
>>13790512
Kek we ratted out Rambler guy to the bikers, his body is probably still in that trunk. Jaimie's bad to the bone.
I vote B
>implying this sister we're supposed to deliver this shit to isn't the wife of the guy we gave to the bikers
Use your brains guys.
>>13791199
Dammmmm
>>13789649
A,A1
>>13789641
A A1
>>13791199
Lel who cares? This isn't a charity here
>>13791199
Fuck her..literally
If we sell the shine to an outside party, can Carpenter be blamed for the shine never having been delivered, seeing as how he set us up for the job?
I have no doubt he would give you and Olds waifu up in a heartbeat.
>>13792314
>furpuck
>>13792334
I did the same thing in /hoc/ relating to this thread.
I have like 5 tabs of porn in between, I don't know why I keep doing that.
>>13789649
"Or, we could take them and sell them ourselves?"
She looks skeptical
"Do you even know anybody to sell it to?"
"I know someone who might be able to point us in the right direction at the least."
She ponders while waving that gun around, it's never pointed towards you but you'd still rather have it put up.
"How much do you think it's worth?" she asks
"No idea, Teague said the stuff in the Cadillac was $20 a gallon."
"Teague's full of shit." she replies a with laugh "But if we can get even half that....know what, you went with my speeding plan so I'll go along with this!"
"So are you going to help me with the jugs now?" you ask
She stays oddly silent for a while.
"Seriously?" she asks
"What, why do I have to do all the work?"
"Because those jugs are fuckin' heavy and you're the stronger person, it's not hard to figure out. I'll wait on you."
She gathers up the boxes of ammo, a pocket watch and heads outside.
Whatever, time to finally get this job done you're ready to get away from this cabin...
You quickly learn that you can feel all that in the back even while driving normally. As long as you don't have a reason to drive fast you should be fine.
The thought runs through your head of just how bad that family needed the money from this, kinda fucked that you're selling it... ok it's pretty damn fucked no matter how you look at it. You turn the radio on to take your mind off of it, luckily it's that weird hippy hair song and it puts a smile on your face.
No problems and you're almost back to town, won't be long and you'll be passing where you first ran into those assholes on your first job, hopefully they're not sitting there.
No sign of them.
A real cop pulls out behind you and the Olds though, he's not giving chase but it still makes you nervous with all the shit you have in the car.
All that damage up there is probably grabbing attention too.
A) Pull over at the gas station when you get to it.
B) Stick to the road.
B.
Better put on our poker faces if worse comes to worse an we get pulled over.
>>13792947
B for we are b)oned.
But fuck it, lets roll with it.
>>13792947
B)
Pray for luck. Let's just hope that they are not looking for a van that have caused a crash a few hours earlier.
>>13792947
B. Count on Olds to distract him if he wants to pull us over. He probably doesn't have a radio set, so we just need to take on 1 guy if it all goes south.
>>13792947
B anything else would be retarded
B
>>13792947
B, for Believe.
Lets do this. Fuck the policeeeee
Gotta trip to go on today, dunno how long I'll be gone but it'll be like 3 hours on the road + how ever long I'm there.
>>13794563
Kek desu senpai
>>13794563
>inb4 OP gets a bad roll
>>13794563
inb4 OP is running shine as we wait.
>>13794775
>inb4 OP is a qt tomboy who drives an Olds
pls
>>13794563
Inb4 op is Teague in disguise
Bump from page 8
>>13792947
Hopefully they're not looking for you since you did nearly cause a crash a few hours ago. This car is fortunately setup for hauling so it doesn't look like there's all that weight back there, maybe a few hundred but that's better than dragging ass.
They still haven't went anywhere by the time you're at the gas station, is he following you? Maybe not, it's not like this is some rarely traveled road, he's probably just wanting to get back to town. But what if he's not, what if he's just waiting for a good time to throw on the sirens, who knows maybe it's a trap and there's another car just down the road somewhere.
Still there when you make it into town, but you haven't seen any other cops so there's that, just have to drive to the other side of town now, should really take the time to learn backroads one of these days.
Half way there, the cop gets over into the turning lane to your right. This is the worst waiting at a red light ever. You don't know why but you look over, the cop just throws you a wave when he notices before pulling off.
Gonna have to get over that nervousness.
To your surprise Al's has a few customers when you pull in, then again it's not like you've been out this way when it wasn't closed.
Looks like Jake is in the garage working on a bike and the Lincoln is here so you assume Sharon and Al are too.
It's weird being able to just walk through the front door, the whole atmosphere is different, if it wasn't for the lingering smell of cigarette smoke this place would seem pretty clean.
The girl is obviously not a fan of the smell as she complains about it almost the instant you make it inside, doesn't stop her from leaving you and looking at the parts on display though.
Al's over at his table talking to a couple of people you don't know, Sharon looks like she's painting some motorcycle part.
A) Go see Al
B) Go see Sharon
C) Go see Jake
D) Look at the parts too
>>13794746
Almost got hit twice, but that's about it. Fuck cities and highways.
>>13794775
>>13795935
>>13796120
I'm whatever you want me to be :^)
>>13798063
Dat timing tho
>>13798096
B
Time to make Olds grill want us
>>13798079
A, its time to talk business, all these thirsty motherfuckers out here man.
>>13798286
>thirsty
>>>/facebook/
A.
>>13798079
A
We can go b)ang b)ikerfu grill after we get all that booze out of the car.
A, but don't be stupid about it. I don't whant this to end in a jail or funeral.
>>13798877
I change mine to B then A
A for Al
>>13798079
A)greed. But still fuck this we should have made the delivery
Karma is going to kill us unless Al knows the family and sends them money.
>>13798096
.........A
......A...A
....AAAAA
...A.........A
>>13798376
>Get out normie reeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>>/r9k/
>>13798079
A)l, How are you?
>>13798079
A)s far as we're aware, Al's the boss.
>in the 'shine business
>in the suddenly-on-the-run business
>in the pay & spray business
We should probably see if Al can give us a few minutes of his time...
Mean to post this last night since it was short, my bad.
>>13798079
Might as well try to get business out of the way.
You start over towards Al, it looks like he's pretty wrapped up in conversation and you don't even know if you're going to get to talk to him just yet.
Al takes a break from the conversation when you make it to the table.
"Hey Jamie, how's that car hunt goin'?"
"Found me something. buildin' it up right now."
"Good, good... you might be deliverin' to these guys soon."
You can they're not from this area, or trying hard to not look like it, they definitely have that "city slicker" vibe with their attire and personality. Wonder how far you're going to be driving to deliver to these guys?
A couple of handshakes later and Al starts talking again.
"Gotta wrap up business with 'em and I'll get back to you in a few minutes, pull up a chair if you want."
You figured as much, they go back to talking details before you even turn around to something else.
A) Might as well take a seat
B) Mention that you have 120 gallons outside already if they're interested
C) Go see Sharon
D) Go see Jake
E) Hang around with Olds
>>13802249
B, but keep it quiet.
>>13802249
Eeeeee
E
ee
B then E
>>13802249
E, Olds is best waffle.
>>13802911
>not flirting it up with Sharon to make Olds grill jealous
come on senpai
C
E
C
E. Make her jealous by having Sharon recognize Jamie.
Women get more jealous when another female approaches.
B, but do it on the sly. Not sure if Al would have a fit about all that product right outside his place of business.
>>13803891
This, also E
E for plowing Sharon's butthole while olds pegs us
>>13804337
This
>>13802249
If you've got some time to waste might as well leave them be for a moment. Looks like the Olds girl is the only person not busy in here so she seems to be the best candidate to talk to. She's still looking over the parts and pictures on the wall.
Sharon looks up to toss you a wave you return before going back to painting, never expected to see her pin striping but here she is, finishing up a black outline on a design, wonder if she did the whole thing? The green and white look good together either way and the design makes you think of those kustom cars.
"So, how much are we getting?" she asks when you make it to her
"Dunno, didn't get to talk to him."
She replies with a scoff.= and continues looking over the parts.
Not that you could expect much else.
You join in by looking over the stuff over here too, you've never taken the time to look close yourself.
While it's mostly just custom painted gas tanks and pictures of bikes one picture really catches your eye. Looks like a black 1940s Ford, a bike, and another car that looks a bit older than the Ford, wonder if that's the Plymouth? Doesn't look like much, then again neither do the bike and the Ford.
"Hey Jamie, whatcha think?" Sharon asks, taking you out of your wonder
You walk over and take a look, looks even better with the outline finished.
"Looks nice, did you do the whole thing?"
"Yup, first time doing more than details, gotta new bike and I wanted to try making it my own ya know?"
"What kind?" you ask, not that you know shit about bikes
"It's not really new, but it's a '64 Sportster, Jake's supposed to be putting some hot Ironhead in it."
Yeap, no idea.
"I should probably go check on that, he said it would be done in an hour 3 hours ago..." she says while standing up
You start to go back to the Olds girl when Sharon whispers into your ear.
"How could you cheat on such a cute little washboard?"
>>13805764
To make things worse Olds turns around to see Sharon lingering pretty close (here's to hoping Al doesn't notice, he's still over there talking).
Sharon leaves with a quiet snicker and a wave to you both.
Goddammit, Ronnie thinks you're with Cheryl and now Sharon thinks you're with Olds, you should probably clear all this up with them one of these days.
"What was that slut laughing at?"
"Slut?"
"Well, she looks like one..."
Ohhhh, it doesn't take a genius to realize what she means.
"Don't say a fuckin' thing!" she apparently realizes that too, her face quickly turning red
"Hey Jamie, we're about done ever here if you're done arguin'!" Al calls out with a hearty laugh, fuck, hopefully he doesn't think the same as Sharon.
Should you even say anything before going over there?
A) "It's not like it's your fault."
B) "I still think you're cute."
C) "If you wanna know, she was laughin' at a 'little' joke."
D) If she says not to say anything it might be a good idea to keep quiet.
E) Someone obviously needs a hug and some remeasuring words.
A, remind her that jealousy is an ugly color on her too, for good measure
>>13805804
E is bait
Go for a
B.
A+B
>>13805804
D, we got Olds jel.
Time for business.
>>13806273
Seconded
>>13805804
A)l won't B)elieve us.
>>13806316
>>13806981
Threeconded
A+B so hard
>>13805804
F, leave it there and go talk /biz/ with Al
Waffle wars! Which waifu do you choose?
>>13805804
B
>>13805804
"It's n-"
Goddamn she can move fast, maybe it's just because you wasn't expecting it?
You'll take a quick gut punch over another kick to the balls any day though.
"I said not to say anything you fuckin' idiot!"
She starts outside, guess you'll just keep quiet now.
Al and his buddies are over in the corner laughing about what just happened, great.
The guys are on their way out as you walk back over to Al.
"Got you a fiesty one eh?" he jokingly asks as you take a seat
So he thinks so too... it doesn't look like he's going to stay on the subject for long.
"Looks like we gotta a weekly customer already, they're wantin' all we can give 'em tomorrow."
There's $300 at least.
"They didn't look like they were from around here, how far am I goin'?"
"You ever been to Charlotte?"
"Nope, that's quite a ways ain't it?"
"Close to a hundred miles, straight trip on the highway though, hope that car you got is comfortable."
Taking a 1951 Packard that's been sitting for who knows how long, with a 426 Hemi thrown in on a 200 mile trip with less than a day of testing should be fun, couldn't possibly go wrong.
"I'm guessin' you came here for some reason other than so say hi?" he asks
It's just you and him, there shouldn't be a problem just telling him, right?
"Well, I 'found' 120 gallons of moonshine..."
He raises a brow but doesn't say anything.
"Was wondering if you could help me sell it."
If he's got connections around the state he should be able to.
"Jars, jugs, what we dealin' with here?"
"5 gallon glass jugs."
"Not many people would want all of that..."
It looks like he had more to say but the Olds girl yells into the building.
"Hey Georgie, this guy say wants to buy a few jugs!"
Guy? You don't guess it was the ones who just left. Al doesn't exactly look happy about the fact that you have it just sitting outside but you can't blame him for that.
A) Let her deal with it, you're busy.
B) You should probably handle this yourself.
D, are you people that stupid to fall for this or do you want to fuck this up?
>>13809918
Goddammit Olds.
A, we've already been rude enough to bring stolen shine to his spot.
A
I still feel like this stolen shine is gonna bite us in the ass.
If the shine never gets delivered, don't you think someone might come after Carpenter who would have no problem turning us over?
>>13809918
B.
>Taking a 1951 Packard that's been sitting for who knows how long, with a 426 Hemi thrown in on a 200 mile trip with less than a day of testing should be fun, couldn't possibly go wrong.
ROADKILLLLLLLLLLLLL
>>13809946
I'm with this guy
>>13809977
Fuck yes
>>13809976
Well assuming everything is true, the guy who placed the job fled the state and the people you were supposed to deliver to don't know about it.
Who knows for sure though.
>>13809977
Yeah, that's what I was thinking about with that line.
B) and let the dumb bitch know to keep her damn trap shut. This isn't a game!
>>13809918
"Can you deal with him, I'm a little busy!" you yell back
"My bad about bringin' it here man, I didn't know where else to go..."
"As long as you know if anything happens it's your ass... 'Georgie'." his expression changes to a smile towards the end of that line
Please Al, don't start
"Once they're done bring me in a little taste, I'll make some calls and see what i can do."
"Appreciate it Al."
"No problem kid, just try to keep it away durin' business hours alright?"
"Yeah, won't be a problem, also got a little copper moonshine thingy out there too."
He looks amused at your choice of words.
"You mean a still? Damn, did you rob a moonshiner?"
Something like that...
"Just had a weird job and one thing led to another, any idea how much it would be worth?"
"Depends, you'll have to bring it in too."
Not much later and Olds comes strolling up and hands you $100.
"Ha, the guy actually paid $20 a gallon after trying it!" she announces triumphantly
Shit...if you can do that for all of it,
"Girl, I'm tellin' you the same thing I told him, anything happens outta this and it's your ass."
"Am I supposed to be scared of an old man making threats?" she replies with a laugh
Oh shit, what are you doing?
"Who says it's a threat, I'm just lettin' you know."
"Still not scared gramps."
Wonder how the actual Gramps would feel about this.
He pulls out a little gun and lays it on the table after making sure no one else is inside.
"How about now?"
She pulls out that snubnose she found.
"Nope!"
A big smile comes across Al's face before he erupts in laughter.
"Goddamn kid, I think this gal's got bigger balls than you do!"
Or she's just fucking crazy, guess it's good that Al likes her though. Of course she'd laugh at you over the statement too.
You take the time to go get a jug for Al since business is nonexistent, Jake is outside talking to the guy you're assuming Olds sold the 'shine to.
>>13813975
Sharon follows you in but runs off somewhere else, next time you see her she gas 2 shot glasses.
Al and her try out the moonshine.
"Pretty good find, not the best stuff but I reckon $10 a gallon wouldn't be out of the question." Al says
"Whoa whoa whoa, hold up there, I just sold it for $20 a gallon, why the fuck would we go for $10 now?"
She's got a point.
"You got lucky, I can find buyers at $10 and have it sold before the end of the day. If you wanna sit on it waiting on more suckers that's up to you."
He's got a point.
For whatever reason they're both looking at you.
A) The girl's way, that's 2x the money. Take it to meets at night and get rid of it.
B) Al's way, guaranteed money is best money.
>>13813999
B, we don't have time for nickel and dime bags.
B and be done with it.
Pretty obvious what will win, I'll be posting it sometime tomorrow. 2sleepy atm
>>13813999
A) take it to the river and sell it to young cunts, tell em its top quality shine.. They'll lay 20 a gallon easy. Also olds is best waifu
>>13813999
B) no point in sitting on a jug of bombs
B) the quicker we can offload this shit the less chance teague will rape us with his justice
>>13813999
B. Always fucking B. A shitload of shine isn't a load of money - it's a uge pile of problems waiting to happen until you've got said money, so you want it ASAP at a fair price.
Bump with B.
Because everyone loves being left hanging for a while, might be tonight, maybe not.
>>13813999
"I think we should just go ahead and get rid of it." you answer
"Whatever...your dumb ass would probably find a way to fuck it all up anyway." Olds says
Why are Al and Sharon looking at you with grins on their faces?
"Sharon, wheel me to the office...this shouldn't take too long so you 2 sit tight.."
He gets over in his wheelchair and they head off.
"How the hell did you get in with a group of bikers?"
"Just helped 'em out a few times."
"Hmmm, you just act like an idiot as a cover don't you?"
"What are you talking about?"
"This Al guy doesn't come across as the kind to let an idiot hang around, especially if the idiot knows about his illegal activities."
"So?"
"So, I think if you were truly an idiot you'd be dead right now, favors or not."
...Guess you can take that as a compliment.
"This is actually kinda-" she stops talking when Sharon takes a seat across from you
She puts an ash tray on the table and pulls out a pack of smokes and a lighter.
"Could you not?" Oldsl asks her
"Not what?" Sharon replies
"Smoke, fuckin' obviously."
"If you don't like it you can move." she replies, holding a cigarette up to her lips and lighting it up.
She lets out a steady stream of smoke as if to taunt the girl who just scoffs.
"Oh, and Jamie, Al said a guy is coming by in a van to pick up what you have left."
That's good, as long as Olds doesn't do anything stupid things should go well.
Speaking of which it looks like she's going to put up with the smoke, not sure if that's to challenge Sharon or what, maybe you should go with her outside before she says something stu-...why the fuck is Sharon grinning like that again?
>>13818533
>>13818533
Op, I love you man but your a nigger for making me wait
>>13818533
Are we gonna get a cat fight?
>>13819776
Yeah my bad, I wasn't expecting to be staying away for a couple of days.
But ayy I won't be doing anything for a few days starting tomorrow
>>13818533
>Sharon v. Olds in a rock-em, sock'em battle, place yer bets SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY!
Biker-waifu best waifu
>>13821251
Sharon V Olds in a
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>>13821276
IF YOU ORDER NOW NOW NOW YOU GET TO SEE ROUND TWO, WHERE THE WOLRD-FAMOUS WHEELCHAIR BOUND BIKER 'AL THE ANNILHIATOR' AND THE AMAZING SCHIZOPHRENIC 'JUNGLE BOY' JAMIE JOIN IN FOR A SPECTACULAR DOUBLES MATCH!
TEAUGES LEAGUE MEMBERS GET IN FREE! COME ON DOWN, THE MOONSHINE'S ON US!
I want /dbt/ to leave.
Not what I had planned, but those damn fighting posts lel.
Literally falling asleep here, so I apologize for any fuckups, I wanted to post something before I went to sleep.
>>13818533
"The fuck are you smiling at?" Olds asks her
"The both of you."
"What's that even supposed to mean?" Olds replies
"Dunno, you both just look cute together."
Hahaha, what the fuck Sharon? You and Olds both look red as can be.
"Awww, you both even blush at the same time, it's almost too perf-"
You almost can't believe it when she does it, Olds hops up. leans over the table, and smacks the cigarette out of Sharon's hand.
Sharon looks completely confused about it.
"S-shut the fuck up you disgusting slut!"
That didn't do much to help her confusion, but it did make her pissed as you would expect.
"Listen here little girl, I don't know what your problem is but you need to take a few steps back..."
Of course Olds doesn't budge, in fact she manages a grin despite the embarrassment.... she really has plans on fighting Sharon doesn't she? This goddamn girl is crazy with no doubt.
She was literally just talking about not being an idiot is what kept you alive. this seems like something stupid to be doing.
"What the fuck are you doing?" you ask
"Why don't you shut the fuck up too, this is all your fault!"
How does that even make sense? It looks like Sharon understands what she means somehow, she even looks a little less angry.
"Jamie, I think she--" once again she's cut off
"No one cares slut!!" she yells, taking a few steps closer
You can tell Sharon is really trying not to just jump up and slap Olds one good time.
With how Olds is you know she'll keep pushing Sharon until she finally tries to.
A) Grab Olds and pull her away.
B) "I care about what she has to say."
C) "What kinda piece of shit starts a fight over a compliment?"
D) "If it's my fault then fight me."
E) Mouth "Hit her.", you're sick of her shit yourself,
F) Let them settle it on their own.
>>13822360
A
Grab her from behind with a hardon desu
>>138223>>13822360
F
Guess A but with large sit of caution due to don't want to get hit again.
F is a close 2nd choice tho due to this song/movie its from.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMeAo9Zmuxg
>>13822360
A for accepting the sweet release of death
As much as I want biker-waifu to win, Sharon would literally kill Olds. Then we got no moonshine buddy.
>no spit swapping doubles match :c
>>13821459
Nah, there's no way the chop I posted would be allowed in /dbt/, they only like masturbating over dual sports and superbikes because ULTAHMHENT RHIDING MASHEEEEIIINNNNEEESSSS
F
A) cop a feel while you're holding her back
>>13822435
>>13823216
Don't forget, we're trying to make money as this is going on.
I don't think it'd be in our best interests to let them go at it.
A.
Post probably won't be until tonight.
F
>>13825810
GAWD DAMMIT MANG WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DONT LIVE TO PANDER TO A BUNCH OF /O/TISTS
>>13820920
It's okay I forgive you, here take a seat over here and we'll have a snuggle
A
E
Anybody know what happened to loop monster? it came back for a bit but now it seems to be gone again. I was away for a week, just got back, Did it end ?
>>13822360
E) Olds waifu deserves some tampering...
>>13822360
F, olds is gonna beat the shit out of op if he grabs her.
>>13829761
knee to the balls goes in all fields
>>13828815
Bump, anybody going to answer my question?
>>13830899
assumably, no-one else here knows much about loop monster.
>>13831160
The thread died, bluebear never made another
>>13831253
Thanks, has he posted anywhere about making other one. I've been looking but no dice yet. Haven't seen him anywhere on /o/.
>>13823002
What about stoping her right before the final blow, I mean who doesent what to see olds beat half to death.
>>13825810
>OP
>>13825810
Hay now, don't go and leave us like this
>>13822360
E
Cmon, you bloodthirsty motherfuckers, make this interesting.
Been sick af, and not knowing how I wanted to take this at all lel.
>>13831990
You're probably going to regret this, but no where near as much as she'd regret fighting Sharon.
You hop up and grab her from behind and pull Olds away from Sharon, you think you just caught her off guard more than she did with Sharon's cigarette. Fortunately her arms were by her side still and her small size makes it easy to drag her away from Sharon.
"What the fuck, let go!"
"Thanks Jamie, I didn't wanna fight." Sharon says, lighting up another cigarette
"No pr-"
"LET ME GO, GODDAMNIT!" Olds yells the loudest you've heard,
She starts slamming the heel of her shoe into the top of your foot at full force making it pretty damn hard to focus on holding her back, you make a mental note to lift her ass off the ground if you ever have to do this again.
Eventually she does break free, you expected her to take off towards Sharon and you really wish she did.
A quick knee to the groin causes you to fall to a knee of your own.
Ha, why was you worried about her getting her ass kicked by Sharon?
>>13832453
Nut kicks counter: 2
"Only do we realize what we had, when we lose it"
>>13832494
I thought it was 3 anon
>>13832591
i think it was 2 hits and 1 miss.
What happened to the '55?
U really need to catch up
>>13832863
I really*
>>13832863
It got impounded by dad after Teague busted us. Might not be a bad thing though, the old guy might actually want a fast car, and he´s looking into a new car. We´ll have a Hemi Packard, SBC ´55, and another muscle car on the driveway by then.
>>13832453
Kek, get rekt Jamie
>>13832453
Jamie, the keky nutless wonder.
Posting should be back to normal tomorrow unless I go back to feeling like shit.
>>13832453
"When will you learn?" she asks with a few huffs of breath and some laughter
"Is that how you treat everyone you like?" Sharon asks before you can reply.
"I don't like this idiot!" Olds snaps back
"From what I've seen I think you have a crush at the least."
"I-if I liked him why would I do this, that doesn't even make sense..."
Your thoughts exactly.
"...I don't fucking like him, obviously!" she's starts towards the door
"So that's it then, you're just going to run?" Sharon asks
"I couldn't care less about your slut questions!" she replies as she goes out the door.
"You don't have a problem saying how you feel do you Jamie, you like her don't you?"
Oh what the fuck, she's not in here you can stop with the questions.
"How the hell could I like someone that decides to hit me in the balls whenever she feels?" you ask
"Dunno, you seemed pretty intent on stopping her from choking on all of her teeth, you must to like her some?" she replies with a chuckle
Yeah, she really had that ass kicking coming and you still tried to stop something from happening to her. Why the hell do you even keep trying to do things for her when she treats you like shit... she's a bitch, even if you think she's cute how the fuck could you fall for that, you really haven't, have you?
"What was all this about anyway?" you ask after wondering for a while
"Ehh, you both looked like you had something for each other but was too stupid to realize, no offense. I'm a sucker for lovey shit, kinda embarrasing I know."
"Ohhh... none taken."
"So, are you gonna chase her, it looked like you realized something just a few moments ago."
A) Go outside with Olds, maybe you do have a thing for her, maybe she has a thing for you?
B) Sit inside with Sharon, all you have to do is wait on the buyer so you can get this damn job done. Sharon won't go kicking you in the balls either.
>tfw no '70 GS 455
>tfw no qt gf with a '69 Hurst 455
>tfw no '70 deVille as a weekend car
such is life as a GM man
>>13833778
A.
Olds waifu best waifu
;~;
>>13833778
B.
Olds waifu is shit, Sharon n Cheryl best waifus.
>>13833897
Fight me hippy
>>13833897
You a bitch, go for A
A. I like a challenge.
>>13833778
B. We got some wheels we need to get back to.
>>13833778
A) olds loves us
A) Olds waifuuuuuu is best waifuuuuuu
>>13833778
A.
Imagining all of us having waifu wars as the voices in Jaime's head is fun.
A but make sure this romantic shit doesn't get in the way of our sale. Money over hoes
>>13833778
>>13833897
A)
I agree Olds is a shit waifu, but it's the only interesting choice
You guys are all a bunch of beta faggots that have bdsm fantasies. Fuck olds girl, not literally. She's just fucking you over under the guise of "helping".
B
>>13836035
So let's get with Sharon who's a gold digger fucking a paraplegic, or Cheryl, some degenerate hippy Jaime has no connection with at all.
I'm not saying he shouldn't try to bang all 3, but Olds is the waifu for us.
>>13836128
Not saying we're going to make Cheryl stop using drugs after one night or instantly make Sharon realize that she'd be happier with someone she actually loves but things can happen.
>>13836211
Isn't Sharon like 7-8 years older than Jaime?
>anything can happen
And I think we can break Olds.
:^)
>>13836128
Dude. Olds girl is 100% bitch. Srsly. She just needs her shit slapped repeatedly except we don't have the balls to do it as we just lost the last one we had 2 min ago.
A olds best waifu
>>13836287
She just doesn't know how to act around others.
She's autistic just like you and I.
>constantly verbally attacks others
>interrupts people talking
>knees Jaime in the balls
>gets off to his pain
>nervous laughs/blushing when getting personal with Jaime
>>13836263
Ayy, what's a few years tho.
>And I think we can break Olds.
With how we've been going it's kinda unlikely.
Maybe she already broke us since we keep going after her despite her being a bitch
>>13836332
Lol op you can keep trying to make us give up on olds but it won't work because she is best waifu
>>13836332
>With how we've been going it's kinda unlikely
Well I think she can at least soften up to Jaime and give him a pity blowjob desu
>>13836361
>implying I don't like Olds the most
I'm just saying, we get hurt nearly every time we're with her, but we still go after her, doesn't sound like we're doing any breaking.
>>13836361
This.
Only way we're gonna drop Olds is if you introduce some thick redneck PAWG driving a 426 Road Runner.
Sharon is the nicest out of the three, Fuck olds and hippie, they both only give a shit about themselves
Why the fuck would we mess with any of these stupid bitches? Call me an autist, but Sharon is an old firestick burning whore, Cheryl is a filthy hippie, and Olds is a surfboard with serious anger issues and a .38.
Lets focus on the cars and money, once we have cars and money the good bitches will flock to us
>>13836591
Autist
>>13833778
B) Fuck that crazy Olds bitch...
>>13833778
B)iker waifu, best waifu.
A
>>13833778
A)LL THE WAY FOR WAIFU WARS!!!
> captcha : select the limos (never saw this one before)
>>13833778
Aaaaaaa the Olds route is the best route
>>13836478
This desu senpai
>>13833778
A)yyy lmao
>>13833778
>Posting should be back to normal tomorrow unless I go back to feeling like shit.
Luck with that OP.
Also A.
>>13838221
B, autistic olds girl can go fuck a tree.
>>13833778
"Yeah, I think I'll try to at least." you reply, you don't know how to approach her but still
"Good luck Jamie, don't let her walk all over you anymore.... unless you're into that sort of thing."
Ahaha, you don't think you are...
Olds is sitting in her uhh Olds listening to the radio, man you need to learn her name sometime, not that you expect her to tell you. She looks like she doesn't want to even look at you, hopefully this isn't a mistake.
"Hey." you say as you lean on the Chrysler, since you're sure leaning on her car would piss her off
"I knee you in the balls and you come running after me saying 'hey'?" she replies with a laugh
Yeah, you don't even know how to explain that.
"Uhh, I just wanted to talk."
"If it's about anything that slut said you can just fuck off..."
Well it kinda was.
"No, I wanted to get away from all of that myself."
"I know right, who wants to sit and hear that shit?"
That's about as far as the conversation gets before you both just sit there saying nothing, has it always been this awkward? At least she's listening to the same radio station as you, it's a little relaxing doing literally nothing.
"How much time do you think we have to wait?" she asks after probably 10 minutes
"Dunno, not too long I hope."
"I'm going for a drive then..."
You can tell she wants to say something else, and you're pretty sure you know what it is going by how she's acting.
"...d-do you wanna come along, it's better than sitting here right?"
She probably just spent that entire 10 minutes working up the courage to say that and still couldn't do it without a stutter, jeez. Still, maybe Sharon's talk did have some effect on her, last time she acted like she didn't even want you touching the car.
A) Nope, don't wanna miss the buyer.
B) Nope, you're fucking crazy.
C) Sure
>>13837465
Yeah, waifu wars was the intention lel, tfw the subplot added for shits and giggles is more popular than the main story.
>>13838735
might as well go C with all these Olds fanatics here.
>>13838735
C.oitus
c
>>13838735
C.
Lets go inside her car and fart.
Tell her b joking around and do c
A+B.
>>13838735
C needs to happen at all costs. Honestly I would be glad running parts for carpenter forever as long as olds is on our dick.
Btw we should get our story straight for carpenter about the damage to the car. Those fake cops hit us and we had to get away.
>>13838808
This desu senpai
>>13839135
>>13838808
Nah don't do that, fucking with her now could screw up the waifu route knowing olds
C
C for finger Banging olds while she drives at 100mph and screams like a banshee
>>13839979
Kek, also C
C
>>13839979
Thirded
>>13839979
This
C, but make sure we make the sale
>>13838735
"Yeah, you're right, I'll tag along."
She looks pretty happy, if a little embarrassed that you're coming along.
Hey no towel this time.
When the Olds fires up she gets a smile on her face, she just looks a kind of happy you've never seen her have before in general.
Surprisingly she doesn't peel out of the place or speed, she seems pretty set on taking it slow, aka 5 over the speed limit.
Hell she's not even talking, you assumed she had something she wanted to say like last time you were in her car, there's nothing but the almost silent radio and the rumbling of the 455.
"You can mess with the radio if you want." she says
"Nah It's fine, this is what I usually listen to."
You can't help but feel like she wants to ask you another question, seems completely unlike her to offer a ride like this.
"Is there any reason you asked if I wanted a ride?"
"You said you wanted to get away and I wanted to go on a drive, you just had good timing."
"Are y-"
"Shh! You're thinking too much, we both know you're too stupid to do that properly!"
About time she came back with the more playful teasing...why are you even thinking like this.
"Just relax Georgie, this is supposed to be a little getaway, don't worry about stupid shit."
Yeah, you guess she's right.
After maybe 5 minutes of driving she turns the radio up when a song she apparently likes comes on.
"I really like a part of this, it's like the perfect life!" she says excitedly, looking all cute and shit, why can't she always be like this?
Next thing you know the Olds is doing a smokey 180, making use of that fancy shifter to get back up to speed quickly.
Even if she doesn't say anything you can pick up on what her idea of a "perfect life" is from the lyrics.
"Sleep all day, drive all night."
>>13842262
You don't know how fast she went but you got back to Al's in a hurry. Jake is out in the parking lot on what you assume to be Sharon's bike.
"Ahhhh, I feel so much better!" she says with a stretch
She looks "recharged" for sure, you don't think a smile left her face from the moment she started the car until know... she should keep one on her face more often.
"I-"
A loud rev from the bike interrupts you, goddammit Jake!
"What was you saying Georgie?"
She actually cares about what you have to say for once, this is the best mood you've ever seen her in, maybe now's the time to say something?
A) "I think I like you."
B) "I feel better too, thanks for the ride."
C) "I think you need to make your car faster."
D) Actions speak louder than words, go for a kiss.
E) Leave her hanging, get out of the car.
>>13842273
B don't be horndogs guise
>>13842273
Start with E, then drop back for the kiss.
>>13842273
B.
If you faggots pick A or D...
>>13842334
Actually I like this.
>>13842332
But only a peck, hell even on the cheek if lip on lip action is too lewd for OP.
>>13842372
>hell even on the cheek if lip on lip action is too lewd for OP.
I'm not that bad, I just don't wanna go fapfic tier.
D kiss her
>>13842411
Feed these desperate wankers something before they fuck the tailpipe of a miata from sexual frustration.
>>13842473
Just because I put lips on the tailpipe of my miata doesn't mean I fuck it...
>>13842473
There's a whole internet out there they can use tho.
B but incorporate A at the end of it, make it like an afterthought. It's how she'd want it.
B.
B) you cat fuckers
>>13842273
B)
I kinda picture Olds looking like the Australian Ford girl wearing high-waisted flared jeans and a striped shirt that shows a tiny bit of her midriff.
>Tfw no Olds GF
>>13843500
Shitty pics for reference
>>13843520
>>13843521
That's Jay Leno dude
>>13843500
>>13843500
That ford chick is fucking ugly and annoying
>>13843719
>Tfw no Jay Leno gf
>>13843730
No you
>>13842273
B but maybe ask her to hang out some time soon?
B
Bump. We gonna climb into that ass soon op?
b guys., B
OP pls my balls can't get any bluer
>>13842273
"I fee-."
"Do you think I actually care?" she replies
Why did you not see that coming?
"Heheh, you looked like you had your hopes up too!"
Eh whatever, a van is backing up into the lot so you assume it's time you got out anyway.
The entire transaction took less time than you ever thought it would, 2 guys hop out, one hands you $1,050 and they quickly get the moonshine in the van and leave just as quickly as they came. It looked shady as fuck but with no one around you don't suppose it matters.
Shit, should've told them about the still.
"So how'd it go?" Sharon asks, when did she even get out here?
"Good... I think, we just drove down the road and back."
She raises a brow, must not have been what she expected at all. Guess it's not what anyone would expect, you think it means a lot more to Olds than it does the normal person though.
"Well, I'm off to take my bike on it's maiden voyage, we're having another get together on Wednesday if you're interested,"
Thought Gramps didn't want you around?
"See ya around then." you tell her
Olds gets out and starts towards you, shooting Sharon a dirty look the entire time.
"Soooo?"
Takes some finding change in your wallet, but you manage to give her the $525 that's hers, you've done pretty damn good today.
"Not bad...more than what that lying fuck promised us, good work Georgie!"
A genuine compliment? You'll take it.
"When are you getting your piece of shit back?"
"Tomorrow I think."
Should be, not like your dad is going to be able to drive it and a new car.
Whatever she's about ask next must be embarrasing, not as bad as she usually gets though.
"So uhh, I plan on getting some work done to my car, it'll be a few days but do you wanna go for a drive when it's done?"
"When do you think it'll be ready?" you ask, not that you think you'll say no regardless of the day.
She stands there fidgeting about for a few seconds in thought.
"Wednesday night, at the drive-in burger place, that's fine right?"
>not putting choices that don't matter.
>>13847107
This is basically her idea of a date isn't it? You never expected her to be the one asking you, then again, maybe she just wants to test out her car against yours.
If her car ends up faster you'll never catch her though...
A) That's perfectly fine
B) Not interested
About that still, might wanna deal with it before you get back to the Packard.
A1) Got going, that thing should have value even as scrap
B1) Try to sell it to Al.
C1) Might as well hang around a bit before you sell it.
>>13847040
Have fun with that :^)
>>13847121
A-B1 Kenobi
>>13847121
A B1
>>13847207
And ask for her fucking name.
(I'm calling her Olds regardless)
>>13847121
A-B1
and >>13847234 of course
