"That can't be your car. Must be your mama's car."
How do you respond?
It's your mama's car
It's your mama's car
>>14886112
It is my car... check out the insurance...
I reach for my revolver in the glove box. Already loaded, I raise it towards his smug face and blow a big hole between his eyes. I rush over to his car to obtain his wallet, license, keys, etc. Using my combat knife I flay his face to create a mask. Using his face as a mask I head for his house. His wife greets me at the door, but asks "Honey, what's wrong?" Nothing, I tell her. I immediately rush upstairs with her to give her hours upon hours of lovemaking. Once over, exhausted, I roll out of bed to piss in his toilet. "Honey, whose car is out front?" Shit. My one mistake. I tell her it's my car, sold the old one. "That can't be your car. Must be your mama's car." I freeze. My piss freezes. Slowly I crane my neck towards the bedroom. There he is. Back. Still alive. In his wife's lingerie and a blonde wig. I start to stumble through questions before I am interrupted. Slowly but with smug salivation he slurps out: Ehhhhhehehe.... the game.
>>14886175
Lost it.
>>14886112
My mom doesn't drive soo jokes on you
No actually it's my cousin's
>>14886112
DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A CAR TO YOU?
My mother doesn't driver a car. The only thing she drove was my fathers dick into alimony
My mom's car is nicer than mine.
ka cheesa crispa Greedo?
"Yeah I drive an Alfa"
>>14886112
my mama's car is nicer than your mama's car.
