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>>>/wsg/970922
>Previously on /dbt/
>>14700279
First for spring cleaning in the hood
Y'all shitcunt riders, git gud scrubs.
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>>10361928
Webms with sound:
>>>/wsg/970922
>Previously on /dbt/:
>>14700279
2nd for r6 a shit
>>14702954
pls change my webm names so people don't think I'm you
i think i lost control over my life
>2 OPs in on le thread
Does that mean 300 image limit?
This is a new thing apparently edition
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>>10361928 →
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>>>/wsg/970922 →
>Previously on /dbt/:
>>14700279 →
>>14702964
That happens when you one a bucket of shit, pastanigger.
>>14702961
No, that's the fun.
You guys ever just sit down and wonder what the fuck you're doing with your life?
I love parking my van at the front of preschools and offering the kids free candy if they get in.
>>14702978
no, I drive a truck. I have plenty of time to think about that while getting paid.
>>14702978
Back when I was in high school I used to dread taking the bus home because I had a 20 minute walk back to my house from the stop with nothing to distract me from my inner thoughts.
>>14702978
Nope. Right now I know exactly what I gotta do.
![Young-Machine-Suzuki-GSX-R1000-R250-render[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ELmPZU8.jpg "Young-Machine-Suzuki-GSX-R1000-R250-render[1].jpg")
>>14702988
Keep in mind this is what young machine thought the new gixx thou would look like.
>>14702990
That's why I dread days and nights with nothing to do
>>14702964
>4 carbs
>pasta
huehuehuhe porca vacca.
How's it going man?
dbt seems like a shit show today.
>>14703028
Which won't be complete before we see what you ride.
>tfw no bike
Winter is almost here though, I have about 5 months to save.
I can save AUD$500 a week, what should I buy? Something a few years old. Must be litRR bike
>>14703030
the best bike of course
>>14702984
I absolutely know that feel
REEEEE
>>14702978
yeah then i sit down on the motorcycle and twist the throttle.
that usually fixes the problem
>>14703047
>Americans have to help homeless vets because the government won't
Is that actually still a thing in America?
thats kinda sad.
>>14703047
>being an around town clown
>Drive a car after months of DDing a bike
>Cringe everytime I use the clutch
>Think just starting to move has fucked it
Dry clutches are scary.
>>14703027
it's going.
i'm using the on screen keyboard cuz i broke it.
also i should start going look some used bikes but can't be bothered.
>>14703061
This is why I get scared of overtaking. Imagine seeing those two coming barreling down the road
>>14702978
No, I'm sitting at work either browsing dbt on my phone or looking up what bike I could buy
>>14702964
>Kitchen looked like that a few weeks ago
>Dad pops around
>Used to work on carbed cars back in the day
>Cool, can get some advice on the quality of floats and stuff
>He takes one look at it, realises there are 4 and nopes out
Why do multiple carbs scare people off ;_;
>>14703070
that stretch of road is straight as a die and you can see for miles. Plus I was in UHF radio contact with the road train driver
>copy in the toll train
yeah m8
>give us a cooeee when it's clear to come around
cooeee m8, give her the berries
>righto, winding it up
If another vehicle was to appear, the road train driver would have powered down and let me pass faster, its just how it goes.
>>14703080
are you driving a b double or a semi?
14703055
What country are you from? Please don't bother responding if you're from a country where your yearly military budget is 82 dollars and 62 cents.
>>14702981
>Been searching for a pic of anime girls and a MC22/CBR250RR for shitposting reasons
>Closest I've found looks wise is a viffer
Come out weebs, I need help
>>14703083
just a semi
>>14702988
>no 250cc i4
fucking dropped
why don't they do a 300 like all other manufacturers now?
>>14703085
Somewhere that manages to take care of its war vets without a 600 billion dollar military budget apparently
http://imgur.com/a/Wr8EH
grosse Brusten :-DD
>>14703120
I dig it.
>>14703120
absolutely disgusting.
>>14703120
cringe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCq9Ff58ZRI&feature=youtu.be
>>14703139
>20xx
>Not having an i4 250 to keep up somewhat
m8
>>14703139
why no 400?
>>14703147
why no 650?
What is the lightest dual sport and why is it the Dr650
>>14703151
Is this what we're gonna do?
>Why no 750
>>14703151
Why no 8000 v8 turbo?
>>14703158
>smashed mirror.
I wonder how that happened.
>>14703147
you can't keep up
>>14703102
44 TONNES
4
T
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N
E
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>>14703151
i like my bike more than the 650's you can get on lams
>>14703176
sure i can, you just have to believe
>>14703158
>Why no 750
LAMS : (
otherwise fuck yeah I'd have a gsx-r750
>>14703080
All that slang
It's like prison talk
I love it.
>>14703168
Last owner got a visit from the skid demon in front of maccies. That's why fairings are fucked, my clutch cover got fucked, got unfucked, then got refucked, and my bar ends are fucked. I have since bought some dank mirrors and are being installed.
>>14703080
That's nice. I get cut off on a daily basis by some cunt getting on the highway and cutting over 2 lanes because he doesn't want to wait a mile for the truck to accelerate. I have a 72% success rate of guessing the race of the driver.
>>14703205
It's funny how they race to overtake a truck. It's not as though they're in a rush to get their poo to the loo.
1-9 go for ride
0 stay at home shitposting
>>14703210
kek
>>14703210
lel
>>14703061
That would make me fucking shit myself. One regular truck is bad enough.
>>14703210
zozzle
>>14703210
fug me
>>14703120
>Arai meets sharpie
More like aspie meets sharpie, amirite?
>>14703120
This looks like something a woman would do to your helmet without you knowing which you would then reward with a beating.
>>14703210
rolling
>>14703229
nice
>>14703210
ajj lamu
>>14703042
where do you live mate?
>>14703229
>"I am going into battle, and I want your strongest potions."
>>14703086
is he wearing those Mechanix gloves?
I'm gonna jerk off to SSBBW porn and go to sleep.
>>14703258
>I'm gonna jerk off to SSBBW porn
Literally worse than a diaper fetish.
>>14703258
Super Smash Bros, Based Wario?
>>14703258
>bbw
>not bhm
>>14703210
yes
>>14703078
Because they are scary.
They're devil magic
>>14703210
I'm nobike anyway so I can't really do anything else than stay home.
>>14703080
>cooeee
>m8
>give her the berries
all this slang
>>14703271
I'm a bhm who likes bbw.
Goodnight dbt
>>14703293
>>14703271
bhm isn't, like, big handsome men or something, is it?
>>14703303
it do
personally I hate the term and just rather "fat guys"
>>14703303
that or hairy i guess
What happens if I leave my bike out in the rain without a front wheel for 24 hours?
>>14703342
put a tarp, cover, painters drop cloth, plastic, anything over it fagit
So modern my bikes have EFI but are kick-start only? Does the fuel pump run directly off stator power or is there a battery?
>>14703342
It gets wet
>>14703281
Nah, its easy.
Hard work and sweat > carb > Occasional burst of perfect combustion
>>14703155
I think it's the 350EXC
>>14702964
too much pasta not enough sauce
>>14702984
are you /truckerfag/?
>mfw missed 123456 on odometer yesterday
>>14703342
Melts due to wrong weight distribution
>>14703362
350 is an enduro bike, he means the ktm 690 and you mean the 300 god machine
>>14703155
Is the DR650 becoming a meme now?
>>14703342
water gets in the bottom of your front forks and the oil turns to sludge
Anybody here would like a project bike?
>>14703418
>DR650 a meme
no it's just the best 650
>>14703464
I'l take that as a yes
>>14703379
>he mad
>>14703454
depends
>beaten to shit bike that needs fixing almost everywhere
no, thank you. never again. I'd rather buy a running bike because you don't really save anything, mostly even pay more to fix it.
>a functional frame/chassis with a defect motor
>a fucked up bike but a working engine
yeah can work with that
I'd buy bikes with small defects but I wouldn't call them project bikes.
>>14703474
>forcing a meme
the meme of dualsports is wr125, give it up
>>14703464
>its the best poor mans bike in the class
>>14703399
It depends on how you define dual sport. In the US, dual sport generally means any street legal dirt bike
>>14703492
all dirt bikes can be street legal where i come from, they are MX, Enduro, Trail, Trials, or AG bikes.
>>14703488
>yeah can work with that
You're in luck then
>>14703488
Why would I be forcing the meme? I don't particularly care for DR650s, but I've seen an odd amount of DR650 shitposting in the last few threads, or what I've seen of them anyway.
>>14703489
Would be a toss up between the XR and DR IMO
Welp... it's official. The bike will be in shop for a week. REEEEEEEEE
maybe /twobike/ soon, it needs alot of work but i can get it for a stupid cheap price
>>14703504
I'd ride that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQdsw-Z2yIE
>tfw no fast 250
>>14703534
3000 shekels, now lowballers, I know what i got
>>14703568
id rather a 400
Wich one?
(third is 50€ cheaper than the others)
>>14703571
If only you were in the UK, that's only about £17. My garage is full anyway.
>>14703606
1
ded
>>14703606
1>2>3
>>14702978
Working at my dad's business and hopefully getting into law. If Law doesn't pan out, I'll stay with the family business.
>>14702978
yeah. Im long term unemployed from depression and noone will give me a job because i have no experience
>>14703788
Hey me too, let's be sad togheter.
>>14703086
Yeah because fuck chins.
>>14703788
>>14703790
depression is a fairly sad excuse to not be working
>mfw successfully removed front wheel within 15 minutes by myself without fucking anything up
Not sure if putting a lock around the rear wheel was necessary.
>>14703346
Thanks for the tip. I used a couple of meters of tape to repair my motorcycle cover and used that.
>>14703350
lewd
>>14703384
can I still ride it despite the wrong weight distribution because of the missing wheel?
>>14703436
I put rain-x all over the forks to keep the water away thanks for the heads up
>>14703801
it's the other way around actually
>>14703809
working be not to excuse sad fairly a is depression
>>14703488
True
>>14703809
Working is a fairly sad excuse to be depression?
WHEELIES!
>>14702961
Those webms make me want to ride so bad...
>tfw no bike
>>14703847
Should be willies.
>>14703847
>mfw only done powerwheelies and never clutchdumpwheelies
>>14703850
>tfw so fat female cow totaled your s1000rr last fall
>haven't gotten a new bike yet
>weather is getting nice
>feels
>>14703850
>no bike
>buy bike
>has bike
fixed! thank me later
>>14703856
It's okay dude. I can't do any wheelies. Most I've got my bike up is almost a foot from clutch dump. I'm too much of a pussy to commit.
>>14703872
>implying my powerwheelies go higher than 30mm
>>14703681
M A N L E T
https://www.change.org/p/pennsylvania-state-senate-make-it-illegal-to-use-the-phone-and-drive-in-pennsylvania?recruiter=171943209&utm_source=share_petition&utm_medium=copylink
>>14703928
Motorcyclist hit by texting driver
>>14703928
Good.
>>14703928
its not illegal to use a phone while driving there...? its illegal to even use a phone while you are at a red light where i am because you are not paying attention to whats around you if you are looking at your phone
>>14703928
I was hit by someone on their phone...
Lucky for me it was under 25 and I had my gear on so I walked away but it could been bad. They didn't even give the fat bitch a ticket...
>>14703872
whats it like being a shit cunt?
>>14703958
I live in the EU, I ask myself that every day. Oh look more refugees yay!
>>14703850
it's good fun, do try it.
>>14703928
Using a phone while driving, talking or texting, should be a felony. Immediate loss of license.
Teens who text and drive should never be able to get a license again. Fuck em all.
>>14703953
should have mirror chopped
>>14703961
>refugees
Why doesnt your country lock them up in kebab prisons?
>>14703872
It honestly doesn't take that long to learn how to do a basic chaser.
>>14703967
She reared ended me at a stop. I was ready to cause harm I was so mad but I wasn't sure if I was hurt so I stayed on the ground.
>>14703965
where i live
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9N1iw5Vdim8
>>14703958
It feels really good. Really really good.
>>14703978
do you not sleep or do you go to bed really fucking early?
>>14703863
I have to wait at least one month. Because i am poor. Need my salary.
Anybody work with old Harley's? I got a 72 Ironhead for free last weekend, going to try to get it running this weekend. Any tips?
>>14704025
Wear these.
>>14704025
get an autoclub membership for the free tows
>>14704025
a new seat helps ride comfort a lot
The EX250 has a 1/4 mile time of 14 seconds.
Is it possible to make a 9 second Ninja for less than $10k?
>>14704025
The same old for any old bike. Drain fuel if it has any, clean out carbs, change any rubber lines, check harness for damage from time or rodents, and post pics.
>>14704047
swap with zx10r engine
>>14704047
why would you want to?
for that price you could turbo charge a cb400
>>14704047
Stock superbikes usually get about 10 second 1/4 miles, you won't get a ninja 250 up there.
>>14704018
The earliest a shift can technically start at my job is 11:30 AM and my earliest Uni class is 10 AM ( a 10 minute commute away) so I really don't need to get up before 9 am on any day.
Hence my dumb sleep schedule.
I'm trying to become more of a morning person mainly to beat traffic on weekend rides but you know how it goes.
>>14704047
isn't a new zx 6r like $11000?
this is why nice things cannot be had
>ambulance goes over bus lane
>cunt just floors it behind the ambulance to get a bit ahead in line
>>14704058
That defeats the purpose of taking a half a soda bottle through a quarter mile faster than a superbike.
>>14704061
>implying I could ever get a cb400sf in this shitty country
No one has a bike importing business in Canada. There's "one", but the page hasn't been updated since 2012 or some shit, and the phone number is dead.
And car importers won't give bike people the time of day.
>>14704064
"You'll never get to the moon!"
Shoot for the nine, and if you miss, you'll either die or land among the tens.
>>14704078
And?
>>14704085
If you can find a turbo that a 250 4stroke single can spool up, use it. Find some way to apply nitrous and then see what happens.
>>14703914
u again u witty little cunt
>the vfr i was loking at 2months ago is still available
OH SHIT
>>14703795
he has a weak nu-male chin anyway
>>14704119
It's a sign. Get it.
friend is moving to 'straya in a month and might sell me his '09 gsxr. Cop or nah?
>>14704125
GSXR what. This is important u sexy little feline looking cunt
>>14704100
I wonder how hard the engine will grenade if I do it wrong.
>>14704119
>$2300 for a ZR750 in bright apple red in my area
I just...
I want to.
But I just...
But I want.
>>14704119
it's a sign, don't get it it's so shitty no one wants to buy it.
>>14704125
do it
>>14704127
>>14704130
gsxr 600. Dont know the mileage, but its in great condition. Garaged for its entire life, hes taken great care of it
>>14704125
How do you not know if your friend is a police officer?
>>14704128
Probably pretty hard, so u best do it right, mate.
>>14704080
hes following the ambulance, you are allowed to do that mate
>>14704130
>it's a sign, don't get it it's so shitty no one wants to buy it
That was actually my first tought.
The mileage is way too low for that price
>>14704133
Cop is nigger speak for (acquire)
>>14704125
yes but jew your friendship to get it as cheap as possible.
>>14704080
WOW upload it to youtube and reddit to get mad karma
motovlogworthy/10
>>14704135
in the bus lane?
![511BQr9Sa0L._SY355_[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ATyqU5n.jpg "511BQr9Sa0L._SY355_[1].jpg")
I bought a ducati branded dainese jacket but I dont ride a ducati.
will i be labeled a poseur?
pic related
>>14704150
write "Ducutti" with black sharpie on your bike
>>14704135
No, you're not allowed to ride on the bus lane.
buying new tyres was a pretty good, albeit expensive idea.
now all I need is new gloves because i think my hands froze to death while riding home
>>14704160
yes you are, but you have to be following an ambulance and driving a mercedes
>>14704161
nice chicken strips fgt
>>14704133
I hear that when a human is bitten by a police officer, they turn. It takes a while for the disease to incubate. Slowly they show more of the symptoms of being a police officer. Making boot licking posts, dressing in cargo pants made by surplus companies, are early signs.
Working at security companies is considered a more mild symptom, but when the human starts to take law classes and begins the transition, that's when it becomes severe.
Eventually they're beating niggers in the streets for existing near them, and there's no turning back. You have to brain your best friend. It's the only way to be sure. Police officers are known to shrug off bullets to the center of mass.
I'm concerned about a friend. He's been in a security company for three years now. I'm probably going to have a talk with him about getting treatment before he turns. God help me, I don't want to have to kill him. I'll talk to my boss and see if we can get him working for more pay as a painter. Spring is here, and jobs are picking up.
Wish me luck, /dbt/.
>>14704161
>strips for days
i bet you don't even lean faggot
>>14704172
no u
>>14704150
No. Because Ducati branded clothing made from other manufacturers is the best thing Ducati has ever produced.
And you have a bike that works, which you can actually ride.
So if anyone says something, just say "I like the concept of owning a Ducati. But I want to ride a working motorcycle." Look them in the eye until they avert their gaze down in submission to your superior Nihonji motorcycle.
>>14704161
Dude that's the front wheel right? If so, didn't you set it backwards?
>>14704183
i wish i had chicken strips, then i could fit in on dbt
>>14704189
I hate this fucking meme
>>14704189
i didnu nothing, the mechanic did. let me look at some pictures to determine if this is true
>>14704197
don't listen to the meme man there are arrows on the tyres, they should be pointing the way the wheel turns
>>14704197
It's not on the wrong way round.
>>14704205
>>14704207
>mfw i got memed on so hard
>>14704217
that is one of tha saddest images i have ever seen and i have been browsing the internet since 2003
>>14704221
i think it's the hair that makes it
>>14704217
Is that tiramisu?
I fucking love tiramisu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwaJwaTyOB4
>>14704236
me too, but if this is tiramisu, it looks pretty disgusting
god damn i can't wait until the ice vendors have opne again so i can get my pistachio and tiramisu ice cream
>>14704236
Too right, that was always the best reason to go eat at nan's. She'd always have made a batch of brownies or some fucking GOAT tiramisu.
damn guys im taking a huge shit atm and I think I have to vomit
>>14704269
keep us updated on your gains
>>14704269
>>14702984
Sup fellow truckfag. OTR or local?
>>14704272
thanks for the interest.
I think it stopped now, but my back made a unhealthy clicking noise afterwards. The feeling is still there, I'll drink something and see if it gets better.
>>14704284
Alex wird gedoxxt :^)
>>14704296
noi harald
>>14703087
I got you, senpai
>>14704284
RIP alex
time to get a new number
>>14704306
pls no, he's a good friend
>>14704318
I'll tell him Karl sent me
>>14704318
he didnt like my dick pic :(
>>14704318
just subscribed to a gay newsletter with "Karl"
>>14704323
Who are you
What's going on
I've been at the Rhine falls in Switzerland all day
>>14704106
>tfw the guy who attacked r6 anon walked into my work yesterday
>took literally everything in my power not to ask him how the search for the one ring is going.
>tfw Yuma is small enough that you'll probably see him again
Fun fact, smegol got 10 whole days in jail for that incident.
>>14704353
That is some excellent news.
Headbutted and jail. Deserves every bit of it.
>>14704361
u wot
smeagol didn't get headbutted, just held down
you're mixing up your road ragers
>>14704365
Oh right, I am. It was the redneck fuckhead that tried to crash someone head on with his truck that got headbutted.
Smeagol just got progressively more mad until he started punching at someone's helmet and then got restrained, right?
update:
got out of bathroom, still a bit of hurt in belly but fine otherwise. Gonna take a bath now.
>>14704377
Here's how it happened
>r6 anon lane split
>this made golum rump rustled
>followed him for two streets before the next light
>next light comes
>golum gets out his car and starts punching r6 anon
>r6's qt hops off and gets between them
>r6 anon spends seconds parking his bike instead of letting it drop and fucking golum's day up
>golum shoves r6's qt
>they go to the ground
>r6 anon keeps him pinned until the cops show up
>r6's qt lecturing golum the whole time
>>14703120
Fugg that would have been a nice helmet if it wasn't for that sharpie shit.
>>14704419
XD +10000 upvotes for helmet
>>14704399
is there a video or..?
>>14704561
It's on youtube, are you new or something?
>>14704573
yes. link please
>>14703155
>Imfuckingplying
>DR650 wet weight ~370 lbs
>KTM 200 xc-w wet weight ~250 pounds
Get on my level
>>14704592
>comparing a 200cc to a 650
>can't even highway
>2stroke reliability
no match for the DR650
>>14703155
wr 125
701 enduro bro here. Just ordered a supermoto wheel set so i can swap. will it be phun?
>>14704637
He didn't say least explody best highway bike. He said lightest. My bike is lighter.
>>14704582
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZueHaDP4hU
>>14704655
My absolute dick. Also willy webms when?
>>14704080
>ironic thumbs up
kek
>>14703606
1. comes in tall and short sizes too iirc
if #3 is the avro take note that it is their most cold weather jacket ever. unwearable unless its super cold out.
>>14704655
>lol enduro
>>14704678
>is the avro take note that it is their most cold weather jacket ever
Very intredasting.
Have you tried it? how warm is it?
>>14704659
but it's still a KTM so you lose
>>14704671
>>14704668
when i get the wheels i guess. They said they need week and half to build them etc.
>>14704687
Any Vegas Bros Wanna Give Me A Ride To Phoenix Arizona.. Found A Good Deal On Craig's List For An R1
I'll Pay For Gas And Beer
>>14704686
i tried it on at dainese in costa mesa. they said they couldn't sell it even on sale here so they were shipping it to colorado or something. i didnt ride in it but it was very thick and basically no ventilation. very unsuitable for california even in winter
>>14704687
>He actually believes the KTM memes
>Hasn't broken in half
>Wheels haven't exploded
>Nothing has broken
>As far as maintenance goes I just feed it $10 dollars worth of oil every 20 hours and change out the air filter
>>14704715
Lol How About You Learn To Write
>>14704726
>memes
these are documented examples of how KTM a shit, i t will happen to you just wait
>>14704726
>>As far as maintenance goes I just feed it $10 dollars worth of oil every 20 hours
Wut
>>14704740
Don't worry I'll enjoy riding in the meantime nobike.
