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Made by a Burger Edition
[ D a i l y A u s f a g T h r e a d ]
> SA Witch Hunt Edition

>'Strayan Cars & Bikes
>'Strayan Questions & Answers
>'Strayan Pictures & Videos
>'Strayan Blogging, Bitching & Moaning
>'Strayan Scenc as fuck

>/dat/ Links
OP CopyPasta: https://pad.riseup.net/p/datop
Music List: https://pad.riseup.net/p/datmusic
Meets List: https://pad.riseup.net/p/datmeets
/dat/ Map: https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1829299

>Community Links
Cart/o/graphy Map: https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1049739
/dat/ Steam Group: http://steamcommunity.com/groups/DailyAusfagThread/
Discord Server: https://discord.gg/010IDtABv9b2ChJ0v

>Guides & Information
/dat/ External PDF List: https://pad.riseup.net/p/datpdfs
/dat/ Recommended Cars: https://my.mixtape.moe/akuicw.jpg
/dat/ Recommended Bikes: https://my.mixtape.moe/mpxqyl.jpg
RAA Used Car Checklist: http://www.raa.com.au/documents/motoring-buy-a-car-checklist
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>SA Witch Hunt Edition
kek. Fucking wierdos.
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>>15354539
>real life shitposter
It's more likely a random anon here trying to derail meets for unknown but probably stupid reasons.
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>>15354518

First for Lexcenguy having a meltdown?
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>>15354563
it happens every few meets so whatever.

is anyone actually going though? i literally havent seen one person say they are
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>>15354561
Goddamnit I forgot to erase it.
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>>15354535
W E W L A D S
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AAMI has me covered for the water spoiled fuel from 7/11.
get fucked pajeet patrol.
made a claim with AAMI and filed a report with consumer affairs.
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>>15354535
>Made by a Burger Edition
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>>15354604
Bend the knee
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>>15354603
Fucking noice
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Help me dat
I'm probably gonna get made redundant and lose my company car
What's a decent vehicle for about 1k that's cheap to run and easy to repair
Literally don't care about any other features and I'm not a sook so manual is fine
Hairdresser cars fine just need to get from a to b cheap while I find a new jerb
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>>15354693
Toyota Camry. Dirt cheap and invulnerable.
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>>15354693
Hyundai excel/accent shitbox. Seriously.
All the lemons are long since off the road with only the tanks left.
Twincam and 5 speed for boy racer antics.
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Why are today's P Platers so much different to that of 10 or so years ago? Some trust-fund baby down the street from me had his daddy buy him an S15 and all his wanky mates come over in their expensive imports just to make stupid noises for hours on end. Even little cunts at the school I'm employed at drive some sort of expensive jap car. A kid in year 12 drives a fuckin Evo for christs sake. Since when did laws allow P platers to drive these cars? (QLD).

Fuck, I remember my first car was a fuckin 93 auto corolla. It took me years and years to save until I could buy something with forced induction. Is it MCM shit? Is it the elitist car community (jap or bust)?

Yes I'm butt-blasted /o/
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>>15354603
Noice. Must have been a few other people who made a claim against them.
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SA meet @ 1am Sunday. See you there cunts!
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>>15354775
> hur dur but people hur durrr
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>>15354775
no its 1:30pm idiot
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>>15354681
n o i c e
>>15354767
I'm hoping so. Might be a big thing going on with 7/11 watering fuel down. I've got a sample and am getting documentation from a mechanic at the moment.
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>>15354775
I'll start washing the Lexcen.
>>15354827
By the time half the queers rock up late it'll be almost 2:00.
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>>15354852
Tell them it starts at 1pm so they can turn up by 1:30 then.
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>>15354734
yeah its MCM faggotry JDM stance shit.
I worked 60 hr weeks on top of 30hrs at uni for a year to save for my car.
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>>15354693
Corolla, Laser/323, Pulsar etc.
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So who's confirmed for the SA meet then? I'll be going in my falcoon.
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>>15355696
No falcadores, lexcens or P platers allowed.
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>>15355711
How about L platers?
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>>15355779
So long as you don't crash into anyone or stall in the middle of the road.
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>>15355847
Or make any of the regular attending NEETs feel emasculated.
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>>15355696
>L
>>15355711
>M
>>15355779
>A
>>15355847
>O

nah, you cunts are fucked. /dat/ can go die.
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>>15354718
Saw one today, lime green, full body kit with gt spoiler
Was alright
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>>15355696
Probably.
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>>15355894
The only person from past meets that I can think of as a stereotypical NEET would be Jimmy. the rest all were sort of blokey blokes.
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>>15355696
i want to go but i dont wanna be pulled over in my val again
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>>15356080
just don't get out and try to fight people this time
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>>15355894
this is why nobody likes you lexcen guy. you think youre alpha but you beta as fuck.
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http://www.carsales.com.au/private/details/Holden-Commodore-2001/SSE-AD-4111158/?Cr=3
so what do you reckons wrong with it
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>>15356088
dont make me smash you you cheeky fuck
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>>15355894
>emasculated
>by a lexcen
Everyone on /dat/ has a shitbox sure but nobody is going to feel emasculated by an autist in a lexcen. Not even busriders.
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>>15356160
That's not lexcen guy, I'm lexcen guy
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>>15356213
do u have autism
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>>15356222
No, just a shit car. I honestly don't know how this lexcen meme bullshit started but it's actually hilarious. So many people claiming to be me, this is the first time I've actually posted since the last meet with Jimmy though.
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>>15355779
Are you the L platers whose mother is a MILF? Come to the meet m8. I'll cum too.
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>>15356231
was jimmy at the meet before that meet?
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>>15356232
>milf
i just bonered, please post pics
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>>15356242
No, the meet before that was me, EB falcon guy, yellow bike guy, postie anon, bimmer guy, and an old dude in a subaru.
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>>15356250
is jimmy a cool guy?
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>>15356256
He's actually a pretty nice guy, doesn't deserve the meming desu.
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>>15356256
>>15356242
Was this the man you saw?
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>>15356160
Kek, I ain't Lexcen guy. Just an interstate observer.
>>15356231
Lol, so everyone's angst against "Lexcen guy" is actually just a couple of introverted NEETs pandering to Jimmy's inferiority complex?
Just let ya know you're more than welcome at any of the Melbourne meets. A little bit more normality from what it seems.
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>>15356272
Yeah
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>>15356261
what were all the other guys like from the last one? are SA bros actually bros?
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>>15356276
>Lol, so everyone's angst against "Lexcen guy" is actually just a couple of introverted NEETs pandering to Jimmy's inferiority complex?
I just assume it's some anon who doesn't go to the meets shit posting.
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>>15356276
I don't have the lexcen anymore anyway so it doesn't matter, the only people who know who I am from the other meets have no issue with me. I won't be going to this SA meet though.
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>>15356261
+1, Jimmy even gave out stickers before burning them all.
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>>15356292
Lol, fair enough. Probably another interstate observer (most likely a Mardi Gras Sydney faggot) stirring the pot.
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>>15356302
whos Mardi Gras guy?
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/dat/ what the fuck is this
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>>15356365
Melbfag? I swear I've seen that poster in one of the city side streets.
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>>15356365
>>15356371
There's one on the side of a building on the highway out of town in Perth too
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>>15356371
>>15356376
I'm in Tassie actually, it's in hobart. There used to be a poster there that says Real Australians Say Welcome, but now that's there
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>>15356365
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-02-27/peter-drew-poster-street-artist-what-is-an-aussie-campaign/7205024
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>>15356365
First time I saw one if those I scribbled "not an" on It
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>>15356420
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so im thinking about getting some of the /osg/ meme stickers for the commo, thoughts?

http://vodnik-decals.com/collections/automotive/products/do-a-skid-uleh?variant=10115270213

https://notorivinyl.jp/collections/all-products/products/jimmy

https://notorivinyl.jp/collections/all-products/products/strayan
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>>15356488
+1 Notori's Jimmy sticker
After redoing the vector for him and then getting reports back that its had no sales after he put the effort in to print them I feel somewhat bad.

The strayan sticker is ruined by the white bars on the side due to the hat and the do a skid uleh is pretty plain.
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>>15356420
Would shout a pint at the pub.
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>>15356488
That strayan one is brilliant, I would buy it if I didn't live with my parents.
They would think its awful and random
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>>15356536
thought the jimmy ones were sold out, assumed they must've all burn't in the astra fire

was thinking of trying to make jimmy or strayan say do a skid uleh but i dont like the ugly white spaces either
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>>15356402
>diversitards and multicultists in charge of deciding what is "an Aussie"

Top cuck.

>>15356420
Doing that is probably one of the most Aussie things imaginable.
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>>15354856
Fucken had to do this last time.
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>>15356578
The stickers jimmy was giving out were the ones in the picture here >>15356296

They all died and he had them made at some sketchy place according to his story.

Throw up some (basic colour/black and white) images and I could probably create something then you just have to send it off to one of the /osg/ guys who do customs.
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>>15356594
Do this please
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>>15356602
That is fucking horrible.
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>>15354693
If you can find a decent one, AE92 SX Corolla. They're a bucketload of fun. AE82's are starting to get just a little too hard to find these days.

>>15356365
It's a poster attempting to proclaim that illegal immigrants and IT "qualified" Indians here on fraudulent 457's are somehow Australian.

>>15356380
>Hobart
You the guy with the WRX and GSX-R?
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>>15356656
>guy with the wrx and gsx-r

Unfortunately no, I'm just a guy with a dirty VT instead
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>>15356662
Oh. Uhhh... at least you're doing better than me fella! I drive a car that I bought for $950.

Anyway, SQUISHY. I'm really sorry bud, last week I got roped into going down to Hobart for work and didn't have internet access. Then it hit the weekend and I went home to the bottom end of the state to see the parents and ended up being busy as shit.

Anyway, if you're keen for a cruise on Saturday or Sunday, let me know and I'll be around for the next couple of nights. Weather is supposed to be good for the entire state on Saturday, patchy showers on Sunday it seems. Pretty much easy for any route.
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/dat/ I wanna get a shitty little 90s Japanese hatchback/kei, and get a jap spec turbo motor and fucking ridiculous body kit to bolt on, and preferably also go 4wd. Only problem is with all the different brandings and name changes between Jap, American and Australian names means I can't really find info on what made it to Australia.

Any of you cunts know anything that fits the bill? Once I've got the shell I can get nearly anything engineering approved through some work contacts.

End kinda goal would be a Suzuki Alto works or Ford laser tx3 (though they are all fucked by lebs already) or something. No daihatsu cuore's, they are all ruined by MCM faggots

>pic related, pretty much what I want
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>>15356683
Just buy a EP82 Starlet
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Would it be irresponsible to smoke some devils lettuce the night before a job interview? While there is no mention of a drug test I'd fail that anyway since I've been smoking 1 or 2 a day for the last month
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>>15356678
I was wondering what was happening with you, all good man. Life happens sometimes.

Sat/sun should be good for me, you going to be north or south?

>>15356683
Do what MCM did and put a K3-VE (or whatever the designation is) out of a Sirion GTVi into a Cuore.

YRV Turbos came with a turbo version of the GTVi engine although they were auto only and only available in Japan, maybe you could import a half-cut and mesh it to a GTVi manual gearbox, idk.

>no Cuores

Do a turbo one, be a speshul snowflake.
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>>15356688
This

Or built a 90 beast with the 1.5L, STALET style
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>>15356683
Honda City Turbo II man, or a Suzuki Cappuccino with a Hayabusa engine
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>>15356683
Isuzu is the go to brand for jap cars renamed to Holden.
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>>15356692
nah it'd be fine, as long as you don't smell of it
just don't smoke before the interview
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>>15356688
I've looked at them for a few months and never seen anything even remotely reasonably (aside from this one in Queensland thats sat for 2 years that the seller loves to much to sell)

>>15356702
I've checked out the cappas, theres a decent one for sale at the moment too that got rebuilt by the owner, but they go for like 15k, and they aren't the most practical being a 2seater hard top. I wanna DD it so a hatch is way more useful. I've got a 318ti at the moment and want something a bit dumber but still useful
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>>15356594
could you maybe redesign this sticker so it has a better font and the lines aren't as fat?
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>>15356693
>Sat/sun should be good for me, you going to be north or south?

I'll be down south end. But I don't mind traveling back north for the day. Anything in mind? Anyone else keen? VT Anon? Dude with the MR2 in Devonport or wherever?
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>>15356707
So dont offer the interviewer a cone?
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>>15356702
>>15356719
>Suzuki Cappuccino with a Hayabusa engine
You're not making that work for less than $30,000. The differential you need alone is over $2000.
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>>15356723
Doing the Sideling out to Scottsdale and then possibly further out to the coast and down sounded pretty good, but that'd probably be a long day for you if you have to drive across the whole state and back just to do one road.

If that guy with the VT Commodore particularly wanted to go for a cruise we could go out under the mountain and down through Lower Longley again, haven't done that in christ knows how long.

Grasstree Hill out to Richmond and then out to Orford and back mite b gud as well, depending on what you wanna do.
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>>15356760
Any of those options I would be keen for. Long drives don't bother me too much, I've done Wagga to Sydney and back in one day without too much trouble.

Engine head got dropped off at the shop before I came to Tasmania again... ITB trumpets and a new clutch on the way as well now. Only a matter of time before I have this damn car together.
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Got a box yesterday, it had this inside

>>15356767
>Engine head got dropped off at the shop before I came to Tasmania again... ITB trumpets and a new clutch on the way as well now. Only a matter of time before I have this damn car together.
BEAUT
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>>15356775
>Got a box yesterday, it had this inside

Oh shit, that's bloody cool. You going to have a crack at doing a basic tune yourself?
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>>15356767
I'd prefer to go north as I'm riding to Hobart tomorrow but if someone else from down south particularly wanted to go for a cruise then that's fine, I don't mind either way.

I know Hobart way better than Launceston anyway.

>Engine head got dropped off at the shop before I came to Tasmania again... ITB trumpets and a new clutch on the way as well now. Only a matter of time before I have this damn car together.

Fark yeah, that's awesome news.
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>>15356785
Fuck no. It's going to Haltech themselves to be tuned
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>>15356757
Oh yeah like obvs im ignoring the retarded busa engine idea, the stock engines on those are already bike engines + turboed so can get decent power
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>Sneak off and let rip a nasty one at work
>in a closed space
>minutes later my co-worker goes in
>huehuehue
>comes out and asks if anyone smells BBQ
Fukkin Strayan inside and out m8
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>>15356809
I'll call it then. Provided the weather is decent, Sideling out to St Helens and down the coast would be bretty gud, if it's not too huge for you. I don't know Launceston too well even though I'm staying here, so I'm not too sure where a good meet place is though. And as for time, I'll leave that up to you.

>>15356813
How much are you trying to get out of it? And how much can you get out an RB20 with stock internals before it pops?

Actually, it has been rebuilt hasn't it? Upgraded internals?
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>>15356815
>decent power
About 100hp with a GT15 and bigger injectors on the 657. Nothing to call home about.
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>>15356841
It currently has """"dyno measured 240rwkw""""" so if it makes that on an actual proper dyno then I'll be stoked. Of course I won't be upset of it makes more...
A dude in Perth was making 300rwkw until he pulled it out to stick a RB25 in. What kills them is a shit tune, crank and rods are forged but pistons are cast.

Realistically I have no attachment to a stock non-numbers matching RB20, so if I run 35psi, break stock RB20 power records, then make it go pop, I won't be upset
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>>15356841
No worries then, should be good.

The first place that comes to mind in Launceston was the Coles complex on Racecourse Dr but it'd probably be chockers so ehh, maybe not the best option.

Could meet up somewhere like Perth and head into the city from there as well, or at the servo/truckstop at Epping Forest (I think it's Epping Forest).

Sometime from 11am onwards would be good, Saturday would be best if that's alright with you.

Shouldn't be too bad though, when I did that loop on my bike L's it was mostly my lower back and thighs feeling it. Worked it out and it was around 400km and 5-6hrs of riding all up.
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>>15354535
>fucks up OP pic
>fucks up OP title
>fucks up OP
>doesn't even link to previous thread

i'm pretty upset
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>>15356949
Burgers doing anything right...

>>15356721
Couldn't even find a version that was easy to vector, but I have compiled the attached image. Any comments?
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Damn dats slow lately.
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>>15357047
All the cool kids went to discord.
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>>15357055
All the gay guys went to dickscord
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>>15356080
I'm keen to see the val
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>>15357100
What the fuck
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>>15357047
This >>15357055
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>>15354603
Did you keep the receipt?
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>>15357055
would think all the kiddies would be on the 4chins shitposting, it is school holidays after all
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>>15357085
what did you do
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>>15357085
Should have paid your fines dick head, you can get them on a $10 a week payment plan ya know.
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>>15357055
topkek, all the faggots went there so they could circle jerk and request dick pics.
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>>15357085
...You failed to pull over, didn't you?
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>/dat/ has been foreskinanon and dick pics for last couple weeks
>someone still trying to force "dickscord"
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>>15357149
They only give you an extra fine for failing to follow direction by authorised officer for that
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>>15357157
actually its been pretty dick free around here for the last 2 weeks. funny how foreskin appears again just as someone mentions the discord though.
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>>15357157
only the same four dicks constantly posted on dickssword. New pics always but its the same 4 guys. The only 4 guys who use that rubbish.
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>>15357158
Not if you run from the cops, which is what I was implying. It's a mandatory six month sentence if you're trying to flee.
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>>15357161
bullshit the mods have just been on point. it's been terrible here the last couple weeks.
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>>15357168
so they have just been faster to delete the pics, wow.
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>>15357055
This. Ignore the "Dickscord" meme.
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>>15357167
one of my mates just lost his license for 6 months for fleeing, was riding home on his dirt squirter being a dickhead going sideways around all the corners/doing willies while there was a cop behind him trying to pull him over, just didnt see them there, impounded the bike when he pulled in his drive way
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>>15357176
does the truth hurt
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>>15357184
why don't you go back to shit posting about lexcens
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>>15357178
Hold that thought, I think it's WA specific. I'll take a slice of humble pie.
I have a former workmate (obviously in WA) who handed himself in the day after running from a random licence check (you can't really hide when it's your own car you fled in).
6 Month sentence with a minimum of three months on the account he handed himself in. Silly cunt.
He must have had some kind of contraband at the time, but I didn't ask.
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>>15357176
its no meme you shitlord. discord is just 4 faggots talking about their dicks and one furfag.
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>>15357202
why are you trying to reason with him? he is one of the shit lords trying to force it to be a meme.
Fucking city wankers.
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>>15357193
Nah m8, they are great cars. Best car toyota made.
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>>15357176
NO, really, ignore this. Discord is seriously just guys sharing dick pics. I'm glad it keeps those pics off /dat/ at least but fuck off.
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>>15357202
What are you getting out of spamming the dickscord meme?
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>>15357227
So trips trigger your autism?
good to know m80
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>>15357225
i know what you're getting out of making people go on the discord.
i get being an exhibitionist but tricking people into seeing dick pics isnt cool.
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>>15357212
Fixed it for you
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>>15357227
Good to know m8. There's nothing quite like a delusion of self importance to keep you going aye?
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>>15357227
you've not actually ran any of those people off
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>>15357227
I'll bet Falcunt will still try to claim credit for those scalps.
On that note, make yourself useful and run him off the board. Better yet, run him off the coast.
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>>15357227
lol
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>>15357245
that fucking jimmy face every time
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>>15357236
But literally no one has posted a dick on discord yet you still push it
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>>15357259
Are you Falcunts aboriginal cousin Falcoon?

>tfw watching Falcunt get pissed off at his cousin Falcoon asking him to suck his didgeridoo
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>>15357262
m8
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>>15357267
i remember that and him asking falcunt to eat vegemite from his ass crack.

somehow that was still not as gay as discord.
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>>15357262
but they have and so has that furfag
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>>15357273
>Out of context pic
>No dick in pic
Try again
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>>15357273
You know failure to understand sarcasm is a sign of autism?

I'm sure posting that one screen grab you got out of context weeks ago then making ten plus emails to rejoin to try and post dick stuff yourself to "prove" it is a sign of autism as well.
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>>15357280
this is a SFW board cunt. go back to dickscord if you want to see dicks.
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>>15357284
Stop avoiding the question
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>>15357280
>>15357283
Holy fucken damage control batman.
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>>15357283
>>15357280
Please just fuck off. Want to talk to people? Come here. Want to post dick pics? Fuck off to discord. Easy as that.
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what the fuck are you wankers even on about?
wtf is a dickscord?
im imagining somone pulling a shoe lace out of their dick, stop making me think these things, fuck.
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>>15357290
>Damage control meme
Fuck off
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>>15357298
Do you hear a truck reversing?

NO? yeah it's just you backpedaling
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>>15357293
Except there are no dicks pics on discord
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>>15357295
all you need to know is its some chat site where the gay anons from here go to talk about dicks and share pics with each other
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>>15357295
There's a link in the OP. It's basically a form of IRC. /dat/ has been slow lately because a lot of the good posters have gone there. The dick thing is one guy trying to force it.
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Wew lads all these posts about dick made me think I was on Discord.

Have the Discord cunts come by to try and trick anons into seeing their dicks again?
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so why are you guys so obsessed with dicks all of a sudden?
go watch some poofter porn and have a wank or something ya queer pricks.
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>>15357327
but i have. fuck off back to discord.
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>>15357332
Just ignore it. It's one guy trying to force a meme.
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>>15357333
No, this shitty meme needs to stop
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>>15356947
Damn it, what happened to this thread in the last hour and a half or so?

Anyway, I reckon 12 noon @ the United servo in Perth would be the go. Saturday works awesome for me because I'm heading back to Launceston on Sunday, was hoping to go through the Central Highlands/Cradle Mountain if the roads are open.
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>>15357332
There's some server full of gay cunts and they want everyone on here to check out their dicks. Just ignore them.
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just got raced by another p-plater on pacific highway/mona vale rd in gordon.
right near a highway patrol hq.
beat him to speed limit then he got up to 100km+ and i let him overtake.
no way im racing near a police station baka.
if youre ITT i owe you a ultimate burger box
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>>15357337
so do you guys talk about dicks in this dick cord thing?
im kinda hesitant to go there because im a homophobic to compensate for being a closet homosexual
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>>15357343
No, just cars and memes.

Mostly memes
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>>15357343
>>15357345
Cars, memes and music.
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>>15357343
mostly about dicks and memes. but mostly dick memes.
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>>15357356
sure m8, Im 150kg
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>>15357366
fucken straya, pies and beer.
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>>15357378
I aint no fucken oven dodger m8
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>>15357353
mrcrummy? didn't he get banned seconds after posting that. wasn't that months ago? that's what you're basing forcing this shit on? lmao.
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>>15357383
>banned
But you fags claim no one gets banned
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>>15357387
you cunts realise all it takes to reset your ip address is turning your modem on and off again right?
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>>15357383
there were 4 others including a furry
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>>15357391
>what is being an attention whore and having to be recognised via login
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>>15357339
Done deal, works for me.

>was hoping to go through the Central Highlands/Cradle Mountain if the roads are open.

Noice, should be scenc as fuck up there with all the snow. Take some pics for me man.
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>>15357400
I feel ashamed to be a QLD'r
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>>15357404
>Take some dick pics for me man.

FTFY
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>>15357387
>no one gets banned
You break the rules you get banned.
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>>15357417
South Australians is why
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>>15357423
kek, want me to go back into the archives and point out the posts about no one gets banned.

Face it faggot, dicksword is for cock pics as this is a blue board. Deal wid it.
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>>15357417
South australians and queenslanders are managing to be more annoying than Victorians for once.
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>>15357431
Go for it. Using month plus old posts will definitely prove we don't ban anyone.
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>>15357436
You are a dead set retard.
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>>15357430
No a willy is what you do on a motorycle uleh
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>>15357400
How fucking stoned are you in that pic?
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>>15357227
>hates trips
>does everything bar trip

"Hai guys forskinanon here and desperate for attention, let's see some willies"
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>>15357453
>tfw still cant willie
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>>15357404
I'll do my best. Couldn't get up there last weekend, they closed the road off south of Great Lake/Miena sort of area.
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>>15357455
>having no brake control
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>>15357449
Dubs, I am too
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>>15357477
*Caw*
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>>15357485
Nothing, but this is the wrong board for that
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>>15357485
>only $988.86 back this year ;[
haha

I will get every cent back

>based negative gearing
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>>15357491
I am that cunt of a landlord who does not fix shit.
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>>15357493
I am that cunt of a tennate that releases termites when I leave
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>>15357498
Just as well I have pre-treated all my homes for termites and have external traps to monitor for termite activity.
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>>15357498
im that cunt of a land lord who comes for a house inspection and leaves an upper decker in the toilet
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>>15357504
Oh, and this.

I don't use rental agencies. They are a fucking joke.
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http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/balcatta/cars-vans-utes/1977-ford-ltd-sedan/1115868735

Is that motherfuckin red VELOUR?
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>>15357603
holy shit, what are you trying to buy this time man
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>>15357609
Just trolling gumtree.
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>>15357621
suuure
this was in related
http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/huntingdale/cars-vans-utes/1977-ford-ltd-sedan/1115803150
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>>15357624
The silver monarch's are pretty rare, but I can't help imagine that this would make the pimpenest limo
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shit guys we can already do our tax returns??
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Anyone from Vic wanna do a meet soon?
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>>15357787
Not really, but do you and any other melbfags know any good places to hoon in the north?, want to practice my skids next time it pisses down
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>>15357806
I love hooning in werribee desu off old geelong road. So many side streets and empty roundabouts late at night but I don't go often.

Just go practise in industrial areas
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>>15357245
>tfw you realise Jimmy wears Tumblrina glasses
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>>15357113
it's in my room i think but i bought it with card so theres record of the transaction on my bank account
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Remember lads, SA meet @ 1pm tomorrow!
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>>15361709
You are fucking retarded right? Its Sunday you dickhead.
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>>15361709
It's on Sunday.
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>The Supercar scare was a national controversy that arose in 1972 in regard to the sale to the public of high performance "race homologation" versions of Australian-built passenger cars.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Supercar_scare

And I thought this meme was the work of Grimshaw.
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>>15361953
>it killed the V8 LJ XU-1
>it killed the GTHO Phase 4
>it killed the Charger
Those performance figures seem amazing too, what a waste of car development
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>>15362176
Amusing reading this now given that most euro shitbox crossover compact suvs driving by asian and lebbo cucks in Sydney offer similar engine power now. All the better to ram into you at red lights with while those shitskins text and drive.
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>>15362188
you just wanted an excuse to bring up immigrants didn't you?

i was talking muscle cars, and there you are trying to make it about brown people instead, you fucking faggot
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>>15362447
Go back to where ya came from.
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>when the new guy at work is named Dave and is also a musician
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Who in /radelaide/ left something at mawson lakes wetlands?
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REMEMBER SA MEET THIS SUNDAY
1PM meet at Wilfred Taylor Reserve down south. 3PM rendezvous for late cunts at Windy Point Lookout carpark.
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>>15362188
>most euro shitbox crossover compact suvs driving by asian and lebbo cucks in Sydney offer similar engine power now
>the Ford Falcon GTHO Phase IV powered by a 400 bhp (298 kW; 406 PS) 5.8 L V8 engine

m8
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>>15363215
>While there was government outrage that the "Big Three" were to produce such supercars for sale in Australia, it was pointed out that those who could afford to do so could still buy high powered imported sports cars such as those made by Ferrari, Porsche and Jaguar that came with performance capabilities that rivalled or surpassed the proposed Australian cars. While these cars were somewhat more expensive to buy in Australia, it was argued that drivers had as much chance of having a fatal accident in a high powered import as they did in an Australian made car.

poor people are too stupid to drive fast apparently?
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>>15363215
>>the Ford Falcon GTHO Phase IV powered by a 400 bhp (298 kW; 406 PS) 5.8 L V8 engine
Proof please, and not silly speculation of "they were rumored to be much more powerful than [insert manufacturer here] suggested
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>>15363227
>poor people are too stupid to drive fast
yeah sounds about right
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>telstra signs up my grandparents with some shitty foxtel phone internet bundle
>with FREE netflix for 12 months!1!!!1
>downgrades their broadband from cable to 1995 tier ADSL
so they cant use the netflix subscription because the internet connection is too slow
along with all these outages i reckon telstra can go fucking die
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if you vote liberal you're a faggot

if you vote labor you're a homosexual

if you vote greens youre an obnoxious homosexual with transgender tendencies
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>>15363452
Telstra is fucking cancer
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>>15363467
last time i used telstra was dialup in the early 2000's, have they really gotten so bad?
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>>15363456
if you donkey vote, you have no right to complain
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>>15363467
>>15363473
I know if competitor mobile networks were even remotely up to scratch, I'd ditch the Telstra mobile
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>>15363643
So, English Prisoner invaders were here first?
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>>15363643
ooohh so edgy!
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>>15363232
Wouldn't surprise me. V8s were getting up there before the EPA clamped down.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8D79TkfQUI
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>>15363644
There were actually previous inhabitants that the Aboriginals killed, so they weren't the first either
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>>15363667
It'd suprise me very much.
They were factory rated at 300hp (same as the regular GTs), but bench dyno'd at ~350hp... without any ancillaries such as alternators attached.
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>>15363683
citation on that?
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>>15363232
will this do?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=si1dSF0VN4s&mode=related&search=

also dat cobra in the background
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>>15363687
Don't have any with me atm, it was in the news a few months back IIRC
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BO6UcfJcUcs
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>>15363694
This. IIRC aboriginals are descendants of Indians and the original population here was similar to Indonesians.
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>forgot to register to vote
am i going to botany bay?
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>>15363705
Nah, they leave you alone, my fuckhead sister dropped my name at the last vote and the nosy registrar took note, soon after got a bunch of letters telling me to register or cop a $240 fine. I Know people in their 60's who have never registered and never got hassled.
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>>15363767
i wish extreme laziness was a valid court defence
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>>15363774
The thing I really hate about it is you can randomly be taken a bitch by the government and coerced into spending weeks or even months as a Juror in an important trial locked up in some shitty hotel. One attempted murder trial is enough.
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>>15363805
its easy as fuck to get out of
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>>15363807
Such as? A lot of the "easy" ways can get you charged with contempt depending on the judge.
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>>15363805
oh shitt i forgot about dury duty. if i ever have to do that shit im going to stop putting off seeing my surgeon and get these lumps cut out of my neck
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Just a reminder, as far as I'm aware, meet in Tassie for anyone who wants to come along is still on. Mid day @ the Perth United servo tomorrow, if anyone happens to see this and has a bit of a free day tomorrow feel free. Going through The Sideling out to Scottsdale, then St Helens and down the east coast for a bit. I'll be there in a hektik FWD Mitsubishi ASX rental car and Squishy will be there on the Ninjette.
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>>15363832
there are enough people in tassie that come on dat for you sister fuckers to meet up?
do sisters get shared at these meets?
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