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Previous thread: >>15311517
>>15325428
Bumping
>>15325428
Oi cunse
Anyone have an answer?
>>15323667
>>15325428
Anyone have that picture of how people handle the temperatures across canada, UK and Australia? It's got a bunch of meme reaction images on it.
>>15325699
I googled "temperature meme australians canadians"
>>15325716
I giggle e'rry time
>>15325733
What gives me the shits is heat bitch-tier countries like Canada and the UK complaining about getting 40 degree heat once every 20 years and acting like they handle it equally well as true blue, dinky di occas
>>15325760
We get the same thing in America but instead we call it "global warming"
>>15325833
Get what in America?
>>15325856
People not understanding perfectly natural climate change
>>15325716
>spend ages trying to find an image in your folder
>cant find it because too much shit to sift through
>fuck it I'll google it
>instantly get results
>they're all from reddit
>>15325428
What time is the SA meet tomorrow? I've seen 4 different times posted
Just a reminder, tomorrow, Hornsby station at 10, drive day up Old Pac
>>15326886
>tomorrow
It's next weekend, not tomorrow.
>>15326906
Oh shit
Anyone gonna turn up with an ae111?
Fucking ents
>>15326886
2pm
>>15326886
2:30pm i think
>>15327086
>he's got a meme LED light bar on the grill
>>15327177
Stock vx lights are terrible anon
aus cars = jap cars > euro cars
>>15327255
After owning and working on all three:
old euro >>> jap >> aussie >> new euro
>>15327255
Jap cars > Eur cars > US cars > Lolden (doesnt even make cars now lol)
>>15327259
>old euro
>>15326886
26th June, 2016 @ 2:00 PM - Above 132C Wheatsheaf Rd, Morphett Vale SA 5162 (-35.124330, 138.539954)
>>15327295
See >>15311535 >>15311788
It's next week.
>>15326886
>>15327163
>>15327168
See >>15327301 the biggest flop meet we've had was when someone bumped it forward a week randomly at the last minute. Can't shift it from the 3rd to tomorrow or no one will bother.
>>15327325
>neets being unable to do something
goddamn you sa people are some lazy neet cunts
>>15327340
>meet gets changed to Sunday because of people working
>someone decides to try and bump it forward from the 3rd of July to tomorrow
>hurr hurr neets
Fuck off.
>>15327358
People are working today, not tomorrow. I can make it since I'm not working tomorrow.
>>15325428
>4nd day of summer
>cold
Choose one
>>15327295
easy peezy. see you cunts there.
>>15327373
There is a good chance people will have made plans after seeing the 3rd and you'll kill attendance by moving it up a week at the last minute.
>>15327428
Why can't we have an impromptu meet this weekend and the main one next weekend? Some of us just want to go for a Sunday cruise with some bros.
>>15327431
There's nothing stopping you but say that.
Someone just cut the post from the last thread and changed the date back a week after a handful of people had already confirmed.
>>15327295
Alright, I'll see you cunts there.
>>15327295
everyone stop bitching and lets go do this tomorrow. /dat/ always drags its feet about meets so lets just do it.
>>15327057
Possibly. He only comes rarely
>>15327451
okay. I'll fucking go tomorrow. who's confirmed to go for tomorrow then?
>>15327482
well two or three of us so far going by other posts
>>15327295
Why has it changed to this weekend? I'm busy tomorrow. Last thread said next weekend. Planned for that.
>>15327638
no it's tomorrow!
>>15327638
>neet having plans
lol k
>>15327653
This guy >>15327301 already linked the last threads posts saying it was next weekend. Why change the date at the last minute? No way I can do tomorrow. Was going to make some calls during the week and get extra bikes to come along next weekend.
>>15327659
Pic related.
>>15327295
>lexcen guy and his friend trying to change the dates and go full autist again
http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/sutherland/cars-vans-utes/s13-silvia-p-plate-legal/1116401847
http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/oakhurst/cars-vans-utes/nissan-silvia-s13-p-plate-legal/1115751787
http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/minto/cars-vans-utes/91-nissan-silvia-s13/1114893243
Which one /dat/?
why the fuck can't we just do it ever damn weekend. it's the most social interaction some of you neet cunts will ever get.
im going tomorrow. you should to.
>>15327748
do what every weekend?
a meet?
I think it is because most of us are 500-8000 kilometers away from eachother.
>>15327748
This. Fuck all the bitching I'm just gonna go and have some fun cruising with whoever shows.
>>15327751
stop making excuses you fucking pussy
I have to drive an hour to make it to the stupid fucking location these cunts picked because 'it's close to everyone'
fuck you neet cunts with your anxiety bullshit.
>>15327751
Where the fuck do you live if you're 500kms away? Melbourne is just over 800kms away from Adelaide so you must be in butt fuck nowhere.
>>15327751
>point of /dat/ and meets is to go driving
>complains about having to drive
>>15327789
Yeah it's about driving together not driving for more than an hour to meet some cityneets
>>15327810
No, really, what butt fuck nowhere location are you in? Even going from Victor Harbor to Port fucking Adelaide is less than 120km.
>>15327779
Yeah nah thats a long drive just to meet up with you cunts
>>15327826
fuck off you piece of shit
here's your fucking (you)
go eat a bag of dicks.
>>15327880
>being this upset
very stupid question. does a car only use the front disc brakes when I hit on the brake? or it also uses the drum brake in the rear
>2006 toyota matrix
>>15327892
It uses both.
>>15327899
but does it lean towards using the front brake or it does it equally?
>>15327708
If that front impact isn't structural and everything else is nice and straight, I'd go with the white one.
>>15327401
>4nd
>>15327401
It has been winter for a month uleh, In australia seasons start at the start of the month.
>>15327910
Depends on how the brake pressure is proportioned.
>not having separate front and rear brake systems
SA MEET TOMORROW
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>>15327826
you have a week technically, tomorrows meet is just another neets cries for attention.
>>15328137
>being this retarded
just end it now
>>15327295
Just got my valiant back today
im down for it, who else and what cars are going?
>>15328192
My mate and I will be going.
Does anybody know where I can hire a Mercedes g-class for a day in Melbourne?
>>15328137
Sydney too brehs.
>>15328028
Seasons are based on the solstice and equinoxes. It's just taught to the 1st to keep it simple for stupid people. This year it was the 21st but the date varies a bit.
>>15325679
Get it anyway. It's worth.
>>15327270
>>15327259
old euro is based
easyish to work on
well it fits now
>>15327086
the quarter panel looks kinda bad though
also i need a light bar
>>15327259
working on any car >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> changing rims on a german car
>>15327955
Well it is probably the cleanest one, but it's auto. Which one would you pick between the other two?
>>15328200
is EB falcon going? i want to look at his 5 speed
>>15327177
they are the shit tho
>>15328282
I'm pretty excited, might be able to pick it up for 10k, it's just a fair chunk of money to buy on something that could crap out at any moment
>>15328298
>buying an oricom
>>15328406
I still say get the auto if that damage isn't structural.
>Put what you would have spent on the other two towards swapping a 5-speed in and fixing any problems.
>Enjoy a nice, straight and original S13.
>Sell it for more than you paid when you get off your Ps because the price of S13s are going up.
>>15328463
no bogans allowed
>>15328192
Might be going if I get a new car this weekend.
Tfw currently a busfag
>>15325428
So I just got a VY commodore.
I've heard that getting a bigger throttle body can help with performance, but is it really worth it?
How hard are they to change?
>>15328887
6 or 8? On the six it's pretty accessible. Just need to disconnect the accelerator and cruise control cables.
>>15325943
>perfectly natural
Except the carbon deposited in the ground naturally takes literally hundreds of times longer to be put into the atmosphere before being stored back in the ground.
Stop being a fucking retard and realize how much humans have sped up the planets natural heat cycles.
>>15328887
You heard bullshit.
If it's a V6, stop wasting your money. It will never be fast, period.
If it's an LS, do intake+exhaust+mafless tune before the cam before you fuck around with the TB and intake manifold.
Gotta work a fugging 9pm-7am shift tonight, supposed to be single digit temps
FML
>>15328960
>queensland police
>column shift
>>15328968
Could be legit, some falcons had that as an option, I remember some falcon taxis in the 90s/early 00s had this.
>>15328925
The confusion from that poster might have come from the fact that some people did swap v6 TBs onto the EFI VK i6 manifolds as they were slightly larger and easily adapted to fit. Same deal with swapping over the injectors because the newer ones had a better spray.
>>15328925
V6, I was just hoping for a better response.
Also, for some reason, sometime when I take my foot off the accelerator and try to press it again it feels like it has to click before it will go down.
Is that common with Commodores?
>>15328996
Sounds like the autotragic transmission has milkshaked already, sorry to report.
Happens on non-ZF Falcodore trannys as well
I am a diesel mechanic though.
>>15328993
i think last ones to have it were ba's but i've only seen it in utes and only twice
>>15328968
>>15328993
That's legit. Last E chassis I saw with six seater column shift was prolly around 2006 in a sedan. I didn't think much of it then but it must have been a pretty rare option.
>>15328993
Yo falcondouche, got an FG xr6 that has a rear end shudder when accelerating while turning at low speed, dealers keep saying they can't find anything
Do you know anything about FGs?
>>15329015
Diff is fucked, sell it while you can, hope they don't do low speed turning on the test drive.
>>15329000
Why would the transmission cause that? I was thinking it might be something rubbing against the pedal or cable.
>>15329018
This is how it starts, within 6 months if you do nothing it will turn from a click into a clunk and the entire car will shudder
Guaranteed.
>>15329016
It's got fuck all kms on it, had a feeling it could have been the diff
Dealers said they checked it multiple times, so something fucked is going on
>>15329026
Is it still under warranty?
>>15329023
Any other diagnostics I can do?
>>15329027
Yeah for 3 years, it's my mates car not mine
I might mark all the bolts and send it back, it's been to multiple ford dealers a couple of times and they all say they can't find nothing
>>15329033
They originally said the FG Utes do it
>>15329015
is it lowered?
might be the diff bushes
>>15329046
No 100% stock, can you check bushes without removing anything?
>>15328710
too late now
it's in
more or less
cable from the antenna isn't actually long enough so i need to order an extension
also; had hoped that fixing the part of the aux cable which for some fucking reason runs behind the clutch pedal, would fix the high pitched noise i get depending on the RPM, but no luck. guess i'll have to take the whole dash apart to find out what's causing that
>>15329053
why are you putting one in anyway?
>>15329050
does it get the boot a lot?
it sucks on sedans
>>15329072
Yeah nothing over board though I don't think, only has problems at low speed and when you take off, feels like the back wheels are actually shuddering
>>15329079
Also, it was previously a roadside stationary camera car, so I'm assuming it got flogged to hell and back
>>15329072
Grandpa used to have one in his car and i always liked the idea
also figured it would be a good way to get a road train to be a roo shield for me
and it's definitely better than listening to the radio
Where is the meet tomorrow?
Let's settle it. Barra or alloytec?
>>15329000
Stick to diesels
>>15329104
barra you fucking retard
Gay yes or no?
>>15329104
The one with DOHC and VVT
/dat/ I think I may be asexual. whut do?
>>15328917
I bet you went to a public school
>>15329104
Barra
>>15329104
N/A or forced induction?
Barra turbo.
>>15329114
XR4 or bust, pref with big fuck-off racing stripes.
>>15329118
A sexual what?
>>15329145
I think he is one of the homo sexes
>>15329157
then he should git
>>15329118
Embrace it. /dat/ is proud of who you are.
>>15328218
probably that place on the corner of Punt rd and Swan st
>>15329141
N/A obviously. Alloytec vs barra turbo would just be unfair
>>15329115
They're both DOHC and have VVT fuckwit
>>15329185
The car wash?
>>15329088
>>15329186
> 26th, June
Yeah nah cunts- I'll skip this one.
>>15325716
m8 the brits would be sweating at anything over 15c
>>15329244
who are you?
>>15328218
the right one is too skinny someone feed her
>>15329280
Blondie in the middle is good to go though
rumour has it jimmy will be at the meet tomorrow
>>15329280
they all suffer from a bit of the cheerleader effect but i'd happily bang any of them
>>15329309
is he still driving the scoobaroo?
>>15329317
>implying the scoobaruu is still alive
>>15329322
then jimmy aint coming
>>15329317
no
>>15329322
he sold it as it was dying
>>15329333
why do your trips lie?
Any particular places to look for cheap MX5 body parts? Looking to get a front lip and side skirts
>>15329362
Hair Warehouse carries MX5 parts.
are 90's statesmans good looking cars?
>>15329371
sick burn m8
>>15329248
This is true.
It's either too hot.
Or it's too cold.
There is no middle ground.
>>15329374
Not really.
>>15329280
the one on the right is best one
>>15328917
do the world a favor and kill yourself
>>15329104
The Alloytec is measurably better in every objective barring low end torque.
Power, throttle response, rpm headway all lend favour to the short stroke V6.
The Barra is superior for towing trailers.
>>15329362
Ebay
>>15329033
I would've guessed it was still warranted. Just about EVERY new car dealer will try pretend they can't find anything when talking potential major warranty work.
The best thing for your mate to do in this case is turn into a stubborn dick and demand action the next time it's passed over as though there's nothing wrong.
>>15329468
Ironically, that's the opposite of doing the world a favour, dumbass.
>>15329521
one less human producing carbon?
>>>/wsg/1152412
Me and my mate saw this UFO a few nights ago. Any of you cunts ever seen one before?
>>15329553
>holy shit man
>it's gone
>>15329553
>can you hear that?
what the fuck was that noise?
>>15329565
Mother fucking aliens maine.
>>15329558
>holy shit man
>it's gone
>my shitty camera work made it look like it moved really fast
>>15329601
>the second light source, the moon, didnt move
it was easy to tell you dumb cunt. that thing was moving fucking fast.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64lsnTBZvqc
Wreck predictions for tomorrows SA meet?
Someone please reassure me.
Been driving around all day, then went to a cafe for two hours and then ripped a skid while leaving, after like 1 minute of the car warming up.
Will this do any damage as the water temp says it was still cold, but went up after like 2 minutes.
>>15329718
id look at selling it asap
>>15329718
It's done man, let her go.
>>15329722
>>15329728
Fugggg
She was the one, my first love.
fuck lads
why are jeeps such unreliable pieces of shit?
the modern grand cherokee looks mint but my wallet would never recover from fixing the cunt
still kinda want one though
>>15329932
>wanting a trophy wife car
>>15329932
its not that unreliable just take good care of her and you're good
>>15329932
Get a pre 2014 one. After then they went full Mercedes making everything be operated by the touch screen. I own a 2013 with the 5 speed AT and haven't had a single problem after 43k. My aunt got a 2015 cherokee and the 9 speed lasted about 6 months before it shit itself.
>>15329197
Fuckwit
>>15330064
if it was a joke it wasn't even funny
he was asking about which one is better
>>15329982
to replace an mx5, of all things
>>15329991
seeing 2012 models come up a lot when i'm looking around, diesel v6 looks like fun
>>15330085
Holy shit
>NO FUN ALLOWED
Non turbo s13 or hardtop nb mx5? Both are manual. Both at about 200k kms. What would you pick?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nt0NcaxmGHo
>>15330098
>do you understand?
>you dont sniff petrol from a can
>you put your petrol in the car it goes
>dont be rama rama and sniff it up your nose
Poetry
>>15330094
test drive both, see what one you like more?
>What is more important:
>convertible top / go-cart like handling
>OR
>two back seats for crap and friends / an ability to recline your own seat / more storage space in trunk
they are equally as slow in stock form
>>15330125
I just want sikkk drifts famalam
Is the s13 power comparable to a e36 318 or is it more powerful
>Finally drive a car made in the year 2 0 1 5
>Automatic lights and wipers
>No start without pressing the clutch
I HATE IT I HATE IT
SA meet today.
see you cunts there.
>>15331651
Aight see you there cunt
>>15326906
Fuck MACCAS. They owe me $634 from workers comp or id join you gents :c i was so looking forwards to it :c
>>15328298
Yeah
>>15329932
DONT fucking do it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5sVmoOZRypk
>>15330407
>be me
>drive a 2015 car
>seats go UP
>not forwards/backwards or tilt/recline, up
Technology.
>>15331651
>tfw new car but have to study for tomorrow mornings exam
what if i miss a cool car fire
>>15332931
You've gotta come down anon. It's going to be a great meet, I'm bringing a unique car.
>>15330407
Commonwhore? My 2008 VE requires this as well. Got used to it well enough over time though I'd rather it just not let me start it until I remove it from gear. Being a GM car I guess they can't figure out the electronics to achieve that, ever.
>>15332931
study after the meet bro. its not like we'll be out all day.
I'm about to leave for the SA meet now, see you cunts there.
Any Australian still worship Akadawa(Satan) to get paid $ from taxpayers money?
Any Australian still follow their Queen (Yandy Liang) as she is the sand nigger Queen of Australia who is in fact been giving free energy kisses to MotoGP drivers since the age of 11?
>>15333004
i reckon all cars must require it, 2010 corolla i drove needed the clutch fully depressed to start
>>15333045
I'm at the meet early. Is valiantbro and strudy bro coming?
>>15332992
Unique car is here. Borrowed my dad's Maserati just for today.
How much is a clean s1 supra rz worth
>>15332762
do they not go down either? that's inconvenient
>>15330129
s13 NA will drift but you'll have to be good
2000 BWM 328i, anything I should know as it approaches 240000km? Worth a buy? Comes with a roady.
>>15333268
Nah get it, everyone will think youre rich coz bee em double ewe
>>15333268
too many km nigga
>>15333236
Sorry guys iI has to go. Dad said he needed the Maserati back so I'll bring at the next Sunday meet.
>>1533301
fuck you jake and fuck you valiant guy we just saw you leave
>>15333301
do a skid u fuckin pussy
>>15333318
I hope you know you can just click post numbers instead of typing them to reply
>>15333329
>south australians
>>15333288
its german quality right, it's probably good for another quarter mil?
>>15333371
probs not m8
>>15333236
The rear of these always look like a Mondeo/Fusion from any distance other than up close.
haha those doors, wogs never change
Anyone else gonna buy a barn find kit?
http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/182183637723
>>15333785
That's mint
BRB making a barn find R32
Great SA meet today guys! A Commodore, a shitbox Camry and a guy with a motherfucking Maserati showed up. Vids/webm to come of the Maserati.
>>15333892
maseratiguy/jake was a cunt for leaving after 20 minutes tho.
had to return daddys car or some shit.
got pulled over on my way to the meet, fucking bullshit because it happened in Morphett Vale too, after travelling all the way from fucking Gawler
>>15333954
Oh fuck man what happened? Speeding?
>>15333954
Story time m8 lets hear it
>>15333986
Ive never been to South Adelaide, i live in the North and i work in North Adelaide, ive never had to go to the south ever
I memorised the google maps route from my computer and i went, only to find south road (?) was re-routed from roadworks, and it led me into Blackwood (i think). Since i lost all my bearings, i asked the girl at a servo if she could give me directions to Morphett Vale
A guy overheard my conversation and said he was going to Aldinga, and Morphett Vale was on his way, he told me to follow him through. So I followed is van to the Southern Expressway, and we got off of that pretty soon and straight into morphett vale. He pulls over on Wheatsheaf Rd and we both got out of our cars, i was going to thank him and he was going to tell me this was Wheatsheaf Rd
Suddenly, an unmarked police car rocked up, lights and sirens blaring and told us to stop what we were doing immediately. What he saw was 2 scruffy guys leave their cars at the same time, pulling over at the same place, and he thought we were about to fight. We kept telling him the story, but the fact i didn't even know this guys name, he told me my story was 'the biggest load of bullshit' and strangers dont just do that
>>15334005
>only to find south road (?) was re-routed from roadworks, and it led me into Blackwood (i think). Since i lost all my bearings, i asked the girl at a servo if she could give me directions to Morphett Vale
Kek. You know you can go straight ahead there right? It's just cut down to two lanes for two sets of lights.
>>15334005
So what happened then? Did you get a fine or some shit?
>>15334005
cant an SA meet happen without some weird shit happening?
>>15334005
What car were in you in? If it was a Skyline then that's why.
Are you the guy that was meant to be studying today?
>>15334014
im an idiot, sue me
>>15334016
he tried to get us to admit we were about to fight, and tried talking to us individually but we kept to our stories, it took 45 minutes of going backwards and forwards until he settled on our story and drove off. By then i thought i was late and the cruise might of started so i just went home
>>15334024
Valiant, the other guy was in some shitbox Van, offerred him a six pack afterwards but he didn't drink
>>15333785
Fuck oath
Now all I need is a barn and I'll just keep finding old boomer shit with the clock wound back to 5000km/miles
>>15334026
What time was it all over mate? We were still around till 2:30. We hope you can go to the meet next weekend at least.
>>15325428
Can somebody remind me the name of that app that tells you where speedtraps/RBT spots are? i think the name started with Z or somehting
>>15334046
Waze?
>>15334046
Zuper Fast Bailey Jay Detector
>>15334049
that's the one, thanks mate
oh you big tease.
http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/joondalup/cars-vans-utes/supercharged-toyota-celsior-1uz-v8/1111543415
>>15334036
well i got to wheatsheaf rd by 2:20, and it was over by around 3:00 or something. I might go next time if its further north
>>15334064
Fuck we were all long gone by 3. The next one is the same location.
>>15334079
i might of seen maserati guy though, driving home i saw a red eurotrash sports car, he should've seen me aswell, it was a quiet street
>>15334098
Maserati had a grey one, not a red one.
>>15334102
it was still his dads maserati. jake was a cunt anyway.
>>15334098
It's grey so can't have been me.
>>15334111
What the fuck man? I thought it would just be cool to take a Maserati to a meet. I'll bring it to the meet next weekend too.
>>15334130
>borrowing daddys car
yeah nah your a shitcunt
>>15334111
>>15334155
>projecting this hard
>>15334155
Dude who cares? I thought he was an alright guy and he brought a fucking Maserati.
Got a internship interview. Is attire a given for these things? Should i ask what attire is expected?
>>15334155
someone is salty
>>15334228
Tall poppy syndrome, what did you expect?
>>15334155
>being this jealous
>>15334225
short hair
shaved face
sneakers
polo shirt/generic t-shirt
black or blue jeans
>>15334225
Dress for two positions above what you have applied for. If you're dressed better than the interviewer just make a joke about feeling overdressed.
>>15334225
Dress smart. Casual ain't gunna cut it.
Depending on the internship, you might have to wear a suit and tie.
If it's business or media, suit up.
What's this SA meet today? It's not meant to be until the 3rd of July.
>>15334402
>some anon wanted to have a meet this weekend too
>others went full autism about hurr durr date change
>meet went on anyway
>3 or 4 people showed up incl. one in a maserati
>meet was apparently successful
>one guy didnt make it to the meet cus he got pulled over
>>15334402
Neets changed it because fuck you
>>15330098
>DIESEL
>>15331991
Cunts
It was a small one this week, just 2 86s and the A70
Chased an Aston on Old Pac, he was surprisingly going a decent pace
>>15334439
You have an 86?
>>15334434
That guys rama rama
>>15334383
Jacket ain't necessary then, use formal pants, white shirt and tie, and roll your sleeves up. Don't forget to shave/trim and style your hair.
>"Hey I'm dressed smart cus I'm a legend, but I'm comfortable with it, man"
>>15325716
accurate
>>15334407
You mean dad's Maserati?
>>15334409
Fuck you too
Next weekend still going ahead?
>>15334507
It was still a Maserati.
>>15334507
>>15334513
Mom's spaghetti
>>15334513
Did he rip a sick skid?
>>15334507
>Next weekend still going ahead?
Yes the original meet that people said they would be attending will still be occurring.
>>15334533
He didn't really skid but he revved it pretty hard every chance he got, we could still hear it going down the road when he left.
>>15334541
rip engine, i'd sell it asap
>>15334543
dw its his dads
>>15334546
rip child, i'd sell him asap
>>15334541
What a gay cunt
>>15334447
Yeah, hence why I always post pics of it
>>15334516
His palms are spaghetti, knees weak, moms spaghetti
There's vomit on his spaghetti already, mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks moms spaghetti to drop bombs,
But he keeps moms spaghetti what he wrote down,
The spaghetti goes so loud
He opens his mouth, but the spaghetti won't come out
He's choking how, everybody's spaghetti now
The spaghetti run out, time's up, over, blaow!
Snap back to spaghetti
Oh ther goes spaghetti
>>15334615
>>15334543
>>15334507
Damn cunts control your jealousy.
>>15334671
This is why I've never gone to meets on 4chan. You could think everything's ok and you get along with everyone, and then some hateful autist like that guy ends up bad mouthing you for no reason
>>15334407
>one guy didnt make it to the meet cus he got pulled over
Tell us the story, mate.
>>15334732
Read the thread, Fred
So glad I ran vicfag and autisticmuscle off this board. No regrets.
>>15334769
You didn't run Vicfag off, that was me.
I don't think you ever ran AussieMuscle off either, he just can't be fucked with /o/, he'll be back, he always is.
>>15334781
Nope, I ran Kyle off the board, you got that pic from me even
>>15334793
Yes you did, you're very important :)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Narcissistic_personality_disorder
>>15334793
Lel, he's not Kyle, and hard to get it off you when I made it myself
>>15334793
>he's on the fucking /dat/ facebook group
>has said he posts as vicfag
>it was his fucking display picture
holy shit you must be a sherlock holmes to of followed the trail of clues and gotten that picture of him
>>15334816
>sherlock holmes
Top kek
>>15334816
> normiebook, dickscord
What next, vk, adultfriendfinder maybe pof. :o
>>15334816
No, I ran him off, I had the photos before you. Mate.
>>15334769
Fuck off Foreskin anon
>>15334816
There is a facebook group, how do I join?
>>15334846
suck bldc's little penis
>>15334842
Lol k. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Narcissistic_personality_disorder
>>15334846
It's long since disused since everyone decided it was stupid and ruined the purpose of /dat/.
>not being a part of Jimmy's old facebook /dat/ group
why even live?
>>15334847
He drives a spastic little car, I have no time for the cunt.
>>15334769
Why did aussiemuscle go?
Why is this board so toxic and shit?
Anyway gonna drop the dunnydoor into repair shop tomorrow and get a rental through insurance
wew
>>15334863
I ran him off the board, exposing his lies about alleged wealth and employment.
>>15334863
How much is it going to cost? It looked pretty severe.
>>15334865
Why are you such an autistic stalker?
>>15334866
No clue as i said its under insurance which costs $1200 because i had to pay out the policy
thank fuck im over 25 this time
Damage wise fuck knows but to me it looks like way over 2grand because almost every panel is fucked even the roof doors and rear quaters are scratched
came out ok considering a fucking tree fell on it and i was going about 80km/h
>>15334865
give deets
>>15334872
>4chan
the only answer
>>15334872
Why do you fink I'm autistic?
my favourite pron is when this chick fits a big double ended dildo all the way into her ass then poops it out into this other ladies rectum
what is your favourite /dat/?
>>15334875
breast expansion and or huge breasts
and big nipples
lerl
>>15334873
Fuck it must be a bundle. I had one first sized dent on my car and the cost was $700. I still need to get one other dent sorted which is only a 10th the size but I don't want to do a claim for an idiot denting my door.
Anyone know how much a door dent costs to get done? It took some paint with it too.
>>15334883
so you like some bambi blaze shit eh?
>>15334883
>>15334875
Twink porn or alternatively gay-for-pay (czech hunter, debt dandy etc)
>>15334885
ill see tomorrow but the bonnet and front quater are TOTALED like not even all the panel beating in the world could fix them.
Rest of the panels and unibody need repaining/touch that about it really
least its insured for 7grand
>>15334886
nah fake tits aint my jam dood
>>15334890
>nah fake tits aint my jam dood
but you just said breast expansion, how is that not fake tits?
>>15334875
ohhh yeah thats a good one
>>15334890
They'll probably replace what panels they can and just respray the new ones. It should be fairly easy since it's a Commodore.
I want to get my dent done but the repair place I know takes the VIN, plates and photos and I'm now having to wonder if my insurance needs to know since later if there was something else, they could get pissed about previous unclaimed work.
>>15334894
i prefer it to happen naturally over time macromastita or just natural
>>15334897
Yeah idk mayne without seeing it but yeah best call them up
>>15334872
He's not even a stalker, he just wants an ego boost to make himself feel better.
>>15334899
>i watch porn where tits naturally grow on a chick
>yeah the video is about 3 years long lerl
God its gonna suck going back to a modern car i hate modern cars fucking cheapass shit interiors and shit i4 engines and shitass heavy boring slow crapboxes
cant wait to go back to my v8 barge
>>15334905
hitomi tanaka and leane crow
but theres tonnes of others dood
>>15334769
Well done 4skin
You rock
Its only downward from here, youre at the peak
Plz no sherlock, i dont rainbow
>>15334915
nice try sameskin
>>15334913
I don't think you know what breast expansion porn is
>>15334904
I have a very sad life outside of /dat/
I have no job, the highlight of my day is when you guys start posting and I can talk to you.
>>15334925
Nah i dont mean that fake shit i mean like real expansion like over time you see in the vids their tits get bigger.
i guess drawn 2d porn is more what i was talking about but much of a muchness
still a virgin at 25 lerl so its all much of a muchness to me might as well be 4ft tall oppai loli's at this point
>>15334929
I know that fucking feel all to well its why ive been stuck on 4chan since 2007 and /o/ for a good 5 years at least.
live in the middle of fucking nowhere (outside of coffs)
>>15334929
Are you me?
>>15334958
>4CHAN is full of lonely loners seeking to free their minds at night
yeah bud it is ai
>>15334958
>Are you me?
no anon, this is the average 4chan browser
>Error: Our system thinks your post is spam. Please reformat and try again.
fuck off cunt filter, go block real spam
>>15334967
>no anon, this is the average 4chan browser
more like the average 15-25 year old
>No work
>No future
>No friends
>unhappy all the time
Honestly 5 months ago i was close to killing myself
Seriously shits fucked up and to top it all off a fucking tree falls on my car
yay
a
y
>>15334974
>more like the average 15-25 year old
maybe in your small town/limited exposure to the actual world outside
>>15334995
i only live like 30 mins from coffs so exposure has got shit all to do with it just theres nothing to do in coffs
>Cant find work
>Go to the movies once a week and buy food etc.
>???
Its a dead hole and i cant afford to move or live anywhere else because i cant find work so fuck knows guess ill just rot here
>>15334995
I bet you're cool af.
>>15335002
lerl why did this make me laff?
>>15327686
Fuck off cunt neither of us did
REMINDER REAL SA MEET:
3rd July, 2016 @ 1:00 PM - Above 132C Wheatsheaf Rd, Morphett Vale SA 5162 (-35.124330, 138.539954)
nite /o/
>/dat/ ass is slightly less shitty
at least jimmyshit is gone rite?
>>15335036
Jimmy is an hero, leave him alone.
>>15335033
will go if lexcen doesnt
>>15335036
Show me your boipucci
>>15335038
>setting his own car on fire
vs
>A tree falling on my fatass
nah he's a faggit
>>15335043
no foreskin anon its just another 8" noodle dick
>>15335002
don't hate the player
hate the game
>>15335047
Go on, show it :)
>>15335052
>literally showing /o/ my dick
Dear god no
thats like throwing petrol on a grease fire while pissing nitro
>>15335047
>tfw every girl i've with says my dick is the biggest they've ever seen when its really only slightly bigger than average
>>15335061
LERL
E
R
L
>>15335061
Is it uncut?
>>15335071
yes.
does that explain why?
>>15335071
at least use your trip
why are you so gay?
>>15335082
kek, I like cocks.
>>15335079
Maybe.. what CI are you? imgur.com/z444fPC
>>15335088
apart from that weird trap and furry that lurked here i guess your not the weirdest creature to exist
At least you like boobs tho right?
Dicks are just 2gay
>>15335096
Hard to say without seeing yours tbqh.
>>15335107
Nah mate sorry never posting my dick on here
at least until i lose my virginity
so we'll be waiting a while ffs
>>15335122
You're cut amirite?
>>15335040
Same, he's a fucking bogan. Also that guy in the falcoon. No falcodores allowed, no P plates allowed.
>>15335126
fuck you maggot post who you are and I'll go and we can punch on
>>15335124
Your memory serves you well
>>15335131
And why were you cut? parents just decided or you had phimosis?
Foreskin is your life so pathetic you have to jump one here and shit up another thread?
>>15335143
I think you already know the answer to that, m80, why don't you tell me who you are, don't hide behind Anonymity.
>>15335122
Just go to the whores cunt
>>15335150
>>15335143
>>15335134
You already know the answers to your questions
>>15335153
Kek wat
>>15335153
You wanna go to the broth with me?
>>15335155
desu I think you like being a little tease.
What car do you drive, also?
>>15335129
You'll know who I am, I'll be there. I'll be wearing bright pink shoes.
>>15335168
01 dunnydore ls1 calais
>>15335150
Im sorry, i cant do that
Can you find it in your rainbow coloured heart to forgive me?
>>15335155
Some women will touch your penis for a couple of bucks, apparently
>>15335178
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH SHIT ITS GOING DOWN SOMEONE STREAM THIS SHIT
>falcoondore cunts getting btfo
>>15335181
fuck that i put all my money into my car
>>15335186
What if I paid for a chick to do it with you if I got to watch? no touching/3some, just sitting in corner wanking to it.
>>15335203
>only on /o/
Thanks for the offer
where abouts u from anyway weirdo?/
>>15335203
I'd accept if you're paying for a top shelf whore
>guy wants to punch on
>gets challenged and is too piss weak to reply
Typical p plate falcadore bogan cunt cant back up his words
>>15335212
>sudden visual projection of foreskinfag and some other random faggot (jimmyfuckingstrings) sitting in a room wanking off to a expensive prostitute who they dont end up paying then chopper comes and kills them
Welp i can sleep soundly now
>tfw multiple girls like you
>make a decision on which one to pursue
>start thinking about other ones
Damn, she just wears these tight blue sports pants that show off her amazing ass and when she bends over you can see her thong
>>15335178
if you're legit I will no joke just walk up and 1 hit knock you on your hole cunt
>>15335229
We'll see mate, talk big online vs irl. Classic keyboard warrior.
>>15335239
Keep your head on a swivel m8 because there will be no warning, no pushing and shoving and shit, just a quick one and youll be on your hole.
>>15335229
Let's go cunt. Meet me at McDonald's.
>>15335229
>>15335242
You sure do like talking about buttholes m8
>>15335242
What car you showing in mate? So I know who to slam into.
>>15335263
lol you wont do shit pussy bitch
I drive a black 2011 F6
>>15335263
Maserati
>>15335263
>all this talk of buttholes and slamming
cmon mate this is DAT not lgbt.
>>15335287
Is your willy circumcised?
>>15335290
lexcen pls stop
>>15334875
loli of course
aka child porn according to the gubernment
>>15334863
>/o/
>toxic and shit
pick one
Reading through this thread, If you fucks can't even be nice to each other after meets its a big turnoff to coming to future ones.
Haven't been myself to any cos I'm in vic but christ.
Its just a bunch of people driving around, stop acting like autistic spergs and shut your traps.
>>15334719
Yeah what the fuck, Same thinking here. Why people gotta be pricks and sperg out on here making gossip on the dat thread is beyond me.
>>15334875
I know just the one...
>>15335681
>>15335693
I +1 this movement.
>>15335681
>>15335693
Judging from this post >>15333892
We know there were 3 other guys, the author of that post, the Commodore, and the Camry.
The author saying it was a great meet, and enjoying seeing the maserati means it wasn't him.
Commo or Camry.
So, guys at the meet, who is the most cunt-ey of the two. Failing that, who is the quiet, withdrawn type who wouldn't dare say things to peoples faces.
NEW THREAD
>>15335820
>>15335820
>>15335820
>>15335269
>I drive a black 2011 F6
Drives a falcon and wants to smash cunts
Fuckin straya
>>15334651
is that hornsby?
fug memories of doing my Ps at hornsby RTA driving through there and galston gorge