Make a wish.
Everybody else will tell you how it would be granted.
I wish to love, and be loved in return.
>>15220876
I wish for a 9" white straight cut cock with the ability to shoot loads whenever i want
>>15220919
Oh shit this is /o/
I wish for a high buyer, for either of my cars.
>>15220928
>I wish for a 9" white straight cut cock with the ability to shoot loads whenever i want
You are granted disembodied genatalia of a murder victim. Police will be at your door shortly.
I wish for a new condition 1977 Celica GT.
I wish for luck in my business venture
>>15220929
>I wish for a high buyer, for either of my cars.
You are granted with a buyer who pays just above market value. Collectors' value of the car skyrockets 10x that the next week.
I wish for every person in the world to become an anime hating furfag
I wish I had unlimited prepaid maintenance for my Chrysler Turbine car.
>>15220936
>I wish for a new condition 1977 Celica GT.
You are granted with a Celica that gets reported as stolen when you try to register it.
>>15220955
>I wish I had unlimited prepaid maintenance for my Chrysler Turbine car.
You are granted with unlimited maintenance on a car you can never driver because it's always breaking.
>>15220952
Japanese economy collapses followed by the Japan's close trading partners. Furry culture becomes so expensive only the top 1% can enjoy quality fur. Everybody else has to fap while staring at their neighbors dog.
I wish Trump was an actual cuck
>>15220876
i wish for a supercharged teal GT86 for my birthday
>>15220947
>Collector's value...10x that next week
NOW I KNOW HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>15220876
I wish OP would not be such a faggot
>>15221032
>I wish Trump was an actual cuck
He is, but he owns everything else in the world including you
>>15221061
>OP stops being a faggot
>Fucks your wife with his newfound heterosexuality.
>>15221048
>i wish for a supercharged teal GT86 for my birthday
On your birthday you receive a PS4 with a copy of the new GranTurismo, with savegame data including your supercharged, teal, GT86.
>>15221048
>i wish for a supercharged teal GT86 for my birthday
You are granted with a GT86 which gets T-boned by a 19yo on her cellphone.
>>15221080
>>15221086
kek nice
>>15220876
I wish parts for every vehicle are still available.
>>15221032
>cucking becomes a mainstream fetish with the first openly cuckhold US President.
>Your mom and gf enjoy getting blacked every night by a bull and you eat the creampie.
>>15221113
>the guy at parts shop keeps giving you the wrong part number.
>>15220876
I wish for all import restrictions to be lifted forever.
>>15220876
I wish to own a clean, stock manual turbo A80 Supra.
>>15221137
That's what /o/ hell must be like
>>15221178
>I wish for all import restrictions to be lifted forever.
You are granted with abolished import restrictions because Congress ratified a bill that heavily taxes importation of old cars making them virtually unobtainable with your salary.
>>15220876
I wish everyone liked newer monte carlos.
>>15220876
I wish my project car was suddenly easy to work on.
>>15221202
You are granted with a NIB 1:18.
>>15221255
Fixes become easy yet painfully frequent.
I wish to have a Pantera that doesn't run
>>15221264
>tfw Kyosho is the only brand that makes stock 1:18 A80s
>>15221278
It broke down often before so that's nothing new. At least the fixes are easy now ^_^
>>15221254
>They only like the NASCAR Monte Carlos.
>>15221297
>^_^
>emoting on 4chan
Bold move.
>>15221137
So, Autozone?
>>15221306
>emoting on /o/
fify
they might as well anime post
>>15221264
>>15221286
I collect the shit out of these. expensive as hell though. looks nice like a mini used-car dealership on my table.
>>15221283
>It gets impounded for being left on a busy street.
This is fun.
>>15221283
Here ya go.
>>15221283
Your wish is granted but Vince Neil can fix it and has to drive you around.
>>15221318
Good enough
>>15221310
>wiper blades? is that a 2wd or 4wd?
I wish that I could wish for more wishes
I wish for more wishes
I wish that any wish I make is granted as intended without kooky side effect caveats.
I wish for a hundred billion dollars
>>15221304
>tfw no v8 monte carlo in competition yellow
WaitI want to change my wish
>>15221336
You can't wish for more wishes, you are now a hundred billion dollars in debt.
I wished I owned property all over the US and that was full of natural resources.
Then I would become a semi made man. This is /o/ related because I'd finally have a chance to assemble the ultimate garage, and I'd finally be able to afford driving a rotary.
>>15221380
>and
Read the rules. No conjunctions allowed in wishes.
>>15220876
I wish my d16 would make a month without major repair
>>15221389
The block explodes after one month.
I wish for dagumi level driving skills
>>15221417
you can only drive in the USA
>>15221417
You spend the rest of your life in a deadend job getting cucked by your gf.
I wish
my bank account had $35,000,000,000 in it
I wish for more unused monkey paws.
>>15221485
your wife divorce you and get all your money plus 50% of all your future revenue
I wish retard culture(rice/stance) never existed
>>15221510
you become mute
I wish 1987 Buick Grand National. Flawless drivetrain, body, title. Real.
>>15221520
you can't modify or repairs your cars yourself anywhere
>>15221527
you get one with bended to shit chassis
>>15220876
i wish for the power to have everything i want to happen.
>>15221526
cant you wish by thinking?
>>15221587
they all happened only once at the same time
>>15221587
Over 10 words.
Also, happened in your dreams
>>15220876
I wish for all women to die so they can't ruin cars
>>15221600
then you can't control when you wish and when you're just thinking
>>15221602
Except he also wants anything to happen whenever he wants :^)
>>15221600
Nope. In the original short story all the wishes were spoken aloud.
>>15221568
Ah, I said flawless body, that's not flawless.
>>15221612
all cars became stanced and hellafulsh with 500cc turbo engines
>>15221516
...and sues him for the rest claiming spousal abuse.
>>15221616
He becomes a woman so he'll never know what he wants.
>>15221627
The chassis is not part of the body.
>>15221633
CURSE YOU, BODY-ON-FRAME CONFIGURATION
>>15221527
It gets totaled by a texting teenage girl, driving her parents' GMC Yukon Denali
>worst part she's a dindu without insurance
>>15221627
body is not chassis not on this cars i think >>15221616
well he get his power to get everythings he wants trough hard work
>>15221520
Poof! Rice/stance/brotruck culture is gone, but all cars are safe, practical econoboxes now. 60 mph is the max speed, and 0-60 takes a quick 25 seconds. Also, to improve efficiency and isolation, all cars are 100% always self-driving.
>>15221627
G-body is a old school body-on-frame.
>>15221654
>>15221520
Fuck the person that made that wish.
>>15221485
Your bank account mysteriously gains $35 billion dollars and you're flagged by the FBI and CIA. You are promptly taken as a terrorist by the US government and will face a lifetime of torture.
I wish my shit box would get me laid.
>>15221485
It was a Bank error you failed to report so you owe the Bank the amount you spent
>>15221716
You only impress trashy weeaboo hamplanets with daddy problems
>>15221654
>practical econoboxes now. 60 mph is the max speed, and 0-60 takes a quick 25 seconds. Also, to improve efficiency and isolation, all cars are 100% always self-driving.
But this is also a retard culture.
The real caveat is that cars vanish entirely :^)
>>15221649
>>15221658
Yeah, I forgot about that for a second.
>>15221733
I had to speak for /o/.
>>15221733
As a wise sage once told me, fat bitches are down for anything, and I'm into a lot of weeaboo shit anyways. So I guess I'll find a way to deal with the fat. We can watch fujoshi trash afterword.
Thanks, monkeypaw!
>>15221734
It's not retard culture. Retard culture is doing things that don't have a purpose (e.g. stance or brotruck). This has a purpose; it makes transporting people safer than before. Obviously most normies, government, and insurance agencies would love this to happen.
>>15221013
>killing two birds with one stone
Thank God
>>15220942
>I wish for luck in my business venture
You are granted with the complete DVD boxset to watch at work.
>>15221824
>Everyone turns to Scalies.
>>15221777
>Retard culture is doing things that don't have a purpose (e.g. stance or brotruck)
Purpose is both relative and contentious.
>>15221316
I once emailed AutoArt about adding a production Supra to their lineup, even offering an upfront commission, and they said they won't do it.
Sad day. :(
I wish my evo wasn't broken
I wish to swap a vtec-e engine into my crx HF so it will have 30 more horsepower and 10 more MPG.
>>15222137
>PO of engine was a shitty owner and sludge build up causes the engine to shit itself
>>15222147
Looks like I'll have to rebuild it. Damn.
>>15221451
>this is a problem
>>15222122
Your Evo isn't broken anymore!...but the only way to fix it was to replace the drivetrain with a Smart car 3-cylinder FWD drivetrain. And unfortunately, you can't swap it for anything else because the mechanic who installed it was an idiot and welded every possible static component to the chassis (including the engine). It would cost you more to change the drivetrain than it would to buy another Evo.
>>15222155
>it's got a cracked cylinder
>>15222184
That sounds even more broken
>>15222122
>I wish my evo wasn't broken
You granted with your Evo working but you will lose to every car you try to race.
>>15222122
All parts are fixed. But as soon as you take the key out after driving it, everything breaks. (Engine, gears, bolts, lugs, suspension, lights, etc.)
>>15222137
You swap the engine, but in your haste to go on a test drive you forget to put oil in. You seize it before you make it around the block.
I wish my country could have first world car prices
>>15223447
Granted but you are now paid in chickens.
I wish anon on craigslist would reply to my email.
I wish to own fund monies to spend, with no conditions, perpetually.
>>15223520
granted but he only sends you pics of gigantic black dicks along with pickup lines stating how wrecked your anus will be.
>>15223531
Granted, but it's Euro DisneyWorld money.
I wish my car will last as long as I want.
>>15223549
Granted, your car will forever be last in all competitions
>>15223563
So long as I can take it for a drive whenever for the rest of my life I'll be happy. It's not fast and doesn't handle well, I don't expect much.
>>15223543
It has to be any money I want, since there are no conditions.
I wish I wasn't depressed anymore.
>>15223697
You become a meth addict
i wish i was a girl
I wish my truck could do burnouts on dry ground
>>15223737
You are now an immortal 6 year old girl who will never age. The only people who will ever talk to you are pedophiles who want your pussy.
>>15223752
Isn't the paw supposed to corrupt wishes, not make them better?
I wish for my truck to be finished
>>15223752
Being an immortal 6 year old would be pretty dope 2bh
I wish I could go to any car manufacturer at any time as many times as I want and be given the car of my choice that they graciously cover with a full bumper-to-bumper warranty and pay the deductible for in exchange for me tweeting "It's a good car" on Twitter.
>>15223801
Dude that breaks like every rule OP set
>>15223739
It burnsout it's transmission.
>>15223798
Granted. Your truck will be finished, completed exactly the way you like it down to the smallest detail. The tank will be filled with Premium. Everything is exactly the way you want it. The truck is on the planet Mars, 33.9 million miles away.
>>15220876
i wish i had a 97 manual 850r
>>15223833
You are granted ninety-seven 850r Owner's Manuals.
>>15223820
>>15223833
You are granted 97 copies of the Haynes manuals for the 850R.
I wish for a factory new Pontiac Aztek with 0 miles.
>>15220936
refined taste detected
>>15223870
Pontiac runs until it reaches 1 mile on the odo.
>>15223892
sheeeeiiit
>>15223900
Just disable the odometer as soon as you get it
>>15220876
I wish sport truck market was a thing again.
>>15224017
It will, but it will be overtaken by the LGBT/SJW crowd
>>15220876
I wish everything was fair.
>>15223641
Granted, but chickens are now the only form of currency accepted.
>>15224028
Someone wants to borrow your significant other(real or fictional) and your car, you have no choice but to lend them in return you receive their two car garage which is empty but has tools inside
>>15223703
at least i would feel
"I wish to know which wishes would make me the happiest."
>>15225121
granted but now you have no more wishes to wish and must live your life knowing what could've been
I wish everyone on /o/ has a happy life.
>>15225175
Everyone on /o/ immediately ODs on Fentanyl. The last seconds of their lives is the most blissful and pain free they ever experienced.
>>15225194
What if he's a utilitarian who thinks that is a wonderful outcome?
>>15220876
I wish I could get a free turbo for my miata
Not allowed to ask for more wishes, eh?
I wish I had more monkey paws.
>>15225142
Doesn't a monkey paw grant 3 wishes? If not I guess I was operating under the assumption that they did. If it's only one, I guess the wish is "I wish to be on the life path that will make me the happiest."
>>15225202
Could be worse, right?
>>15220876
I wish for happiness for those I care about
>>15225238
Everyone forgets you and they're suddenly much happier.
>>15225240
2bh if it's for the better, I'm happy about it too.
>>15225208
You get a barrel of monkey paws that were illegally poached. Five minutes later the Customs department knocks at your door.
>>15220876
I wish everyone else can wish for more wishes
>>15220876
I wish to find a restorable 69 shitstang fastback that the guy who owns it doesn't want 10k for
>>15225266
You find one immediately. The guy wants 15k for it.
I wish that tripcodes no longer exist on /o/.
>>15225301
It is now impossible to filter the biggest faggots.
>>15225301
Everyone on /o/ has to make an account with a username.
I wish to spit-roast Kit Kat's sister with Cum Tribute Anon.
>>15225207
It's a broken beyond any repair turbo
>>15225338
AIDS.
>>15225338
You spitroast Kit kat's sister, but upon further inspection, you realize she has a feminine penis. After about 15 minutes she says "my turn!" and you are then the roast in the spit.
>>15225301
Everyone is now required to have a username and password for 4chan
>>15224058
>only form of currency accepted
by Zimbabweans.
>>15225401
Does she roast me on a spit whilst having sustained First Degree Burns? Because I wouldnt mind it if she roasted me on a spit comfortably with 1st degree burns.
i want gf
>>15227050
Granted but she makes you buy a fwd crossover.
>>15227050
granted but she's a sterile hermaphrodite with a bigger dick than you.
>>15227050
>i want gf
You get nothing because you didn't say "I wish."
>>15227050
You now get only Gluten Free food products.
>>15220876
I wish I was part of a crew to cruise with.
>>15220929
Buyer shows up stoned and gets arrested during the test drive.
>>15227126
they're all known rapists and you're their type
>>15227126
you find a friendly "crew" of black men that like to ride
I WISH MY CAR WOULD GET ME A HOT GF
>>15220876
I just want to have her love me
>>15227311
Granted but the electricity bills to keep her cool ruin you.
I wish for more monkey paws with no side effects
I wish corollas were RWD again
>>15227346
Granted, but they are illegal in your country.
I wish Kamui Kobayashi drives a perfectly legal TS050 to a Le Mans victory.
Fucking badass chink need to be in F1.
>>15227061
...i could live with that
I wish my car would stop breaking down
>>15227344
You are granted a box of monkey paws with no magical powers. You are now under investigation for bedding the illegal wildlife trade.
>>15227360
>I wish Kamui Kobayashi drives a perfectly legal TS050 to a Le Mans victory.
Kobayashi wins at a vintage Le Mans race in 2040.
>>15227474
It's a Kia.
>>15227486
>I wish my car would stop breaking down
You give up fixing the car and junk it.
>>15227510
nvm, ill just live alone then
>>15227486
Granted, it runs but it's always about to break down but never does.
>>15227514
Fuck you. Kia are good now.
I wish my W201 was rust free
>>15227518
granted but now it breaks down every other day
i wish i had a DS
>>15227518
No one will ever play Rust in your car ever again.
>>15227530
You are granted a Nintendo DS of your color choice.
>>15227530
Granted, but each time a gas sphere breaks you have to replace it with one made of your own skin
I wish Matt Farah would sign his Vanquish title to me.
I wish my C4 Corvette hood would open
>>15227569
congrats it opens
from the front
>>15227518
Congratulations, all of the rust is now free of charge
>>15220919
wish not granted, conjunction used
>>15227562
Granted but it has horrendous b.o.
>>15227506
And I thought I was being clever, gr8 job m8.
Epic thread.
>>15227572
ill take what i can get
>>15227562
granted, but authorities will sue you for extortion, take it away and send you to jail.
>>15221389
You roll a 1. Your engine critically fails by blowing head gaskets.
>>15227600
that's not how the legal system works anon
>>15221777
>implying insurance agencies want people to stop crashing
>>15227594
>from the front
heh heh heh
>>15227562
He gives you his copy of Vanquish for the Xbox and signs the back side of the disc.
>>15227638
>You roll a 1.
kek.
>>15227645
>doesn't know how monkey paws fuck over wishes by planting evidence of a crime if wishes for money were made
it's like you want this thread to have happy endings all around.
>>15227575
topkek
>>15220876
I wish the Ford GT had a V8 option.
>>15228075
>it has a v8 option
more than you can afford, pal
>>15228075
No problem, famalam
>>15227512
Too close to home desu
i wish i had a swift
>>15220919
>>15228144
Granted. Enjoy your dog slow rebadged shitbox that's impossible to find parts for.
>>15220876
I wish to own my dream garage.
>>15228291
you now own a big, empty, spacious 6 car garage but have no money for cars or tools
>>15220970
Goddam savage my good man. Absolute savage
>>15228245
i can live with a cheap, 4wd shitbox
>>15228130
Personally, I wouldn't really mind an original GT40 with a hopped-up, supercharged flathead. Hell, probably wouldn't even mind a well executed 2017 GT with a twinturbo flathead V8.
>>15228428
It has 68hp, is single cam with a belt, is fwd biased and they rust like fuck. Weighs less than 900kg though.
>>15228303
My dream garage includes the cars I dream of. All of them. In driveable order, paid for, completrly maintained by profesional mechanics, everything.
Anything less, and it's not my dream garage, which means my wish is not fulfilled.
I wish for a blonde anime m14 gf to love me unconditionally
>>15228447
i mean as long as it is light and has a decent chassis, they can be fun. and drive wheels don't really matter if the car isn't even doing 70 hp. sure about the fwd bias though? thought this one had normal "dumb" non biased 4wd
>>15228466
she already does. and you will never see her outside of your screen
>>15228470
That's okay
>>15228470
Front wheel drive til it slips. Enjoy buying even service parts for it
>>15228495
yeah, about that... well, i'll just use some old volvo 4 banger and give it that. rest will be repaired with a welder and cable ties
>>15228466
her puns start repeating
>>15227530
Granted.
Now you have to find a mechanic that works on them.
>>15228453
That's too bad.
You literally only specified a garage, nothing about cars or mechanics.
>>15228466
She's always on deployment getting passed around by one army grunt to the next.
>>15220876
I wish for something that would fit on a Honda
>>15229891
You get a fart can exhaust that is so big that it actually reduces back pressure, this reducing what little torque you already had.
>>15227562
Granted, but you only have the title, not the car.
I wish for all future Corvettes to look like butts.
>>15230316
Granted, they all look like cigarette butts.
>>15230325
The metaphor still fits.
>>15227346
They have reverted to their original drivetrain. But they have also reverted to their original engines: 60 horsepower 1077CC pushrod carbed four bangers.
>>15230316
You are granted with people you know wearing tacky booty shorts with image of Corvette taillights printed across the back.
>>15230345
They look like dart butts in the most awesomely 1950's-torpedo-shaped racecar way possible.
>>15230316
Your wish is granted, but there will be a Disney Channel tier sitcom twist that spoils everything that spoils the fun or makes the wish ineffective. According to formula, comedy ensues.
>>15220876
I wish Honda would start making s2000s again that are available at a reasonable price
>>15230670
The only way they can accomplish this feat is by making them FWD.
>>15230686
>FWD S2000
Anon's dumb wish ruins things for everybody again.
>>15229187
Because I couldn't use the word 'and'. That's why I simply specified my dream garage, which has everything automotive in it I desire.
It has the best driving road within a few traffic-free miles.
It's close to my home.
It has a Leno-tier collection of cars, motorcycles, even a few armored vehicles.
It has several mechanics working there.
Everything is paid for, including insurance.
It has it's own gas station, which I own, and it sells everything from cheap regular to E100 (mixed at the pump to whichever percentage you want) to high octane race gas.
That's all too much words though, so it's just my dream garage.
>>15227654
>implying insurance companies wouldn't want people to still have to buy insurance but yet never have to pay out because people don't get in accidents
