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[ D a i l y B i k e T h r e a d ] - /dbt/

It might not be a racing series anybody cares about but at least you're still racing edition.

>Motorcycle Questions & Answers
>Motorcycle Routes & Meetups
>Motorcycle Gear & Accessories
>Motorcycle Adventures & Blog Posts
>Motorcycle Pictures & Fun Webm

>/dbt/ map
https://www.google.com/maps/d/viewer?msa=0&mid=z7CKLSFiJH_M.kMZoQpBOKipI

>Motorcycle Ergonomics Simulator
http://cycle-ergo.com/

>Noob? Read this:
>>10361928

>Webms with sound
>>>/wsg/1046108

>Previously on /dbt/
>>15218363
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>>15220457
First for bobbers
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>>15220459
that's an airbag
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I use paraffin aka kerosene to clean really dirty bike. Spray it on, brush dirty parts, hose off.
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ADV
D
V

Post your bikes immediately.
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>>15220465
we offroad now
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Am i fucked dbt? still in probation ;_;
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>>15220463
>i just douse everything in wd40 and hope it won't catch fire
sounds about right
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>>15220488
i think we need some more context of what you did
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>>15220488
>>15220509
drove while the light turned form yellow to red.
Do you think these can photograph motocyclists plates?
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>Daily reminder crocs ain't very good riding shoes
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>>15220525
neither are flip flops, it took me 4 rides to figure that out. Birkenstocks work alright though.
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>>15220533
why am i not surprised you live in a double wide with a dirt yard
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>>15220533
I wanna hey new rising boots when I get back. These things are old and getting beat up.
Time to upgrade
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>>15220538
lol I haven't lived there for a year (and 4 houses ago). it was the cheapest and shittiest place I could find, but it was a lot of fun.
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>>15220465
>still waiting for electrical components
I should realy put my new throttle cable in while I'm waiting though.
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>>15220548
im just memeing
theres nothing wrong with modular homes.
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>>15220521
no, they most likely can't, you would've noticed a 2nd flash behind you
also if they check the timestamp they may think it's a mistake
if they are really tryhard the police can search for your bike tho
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>>15220556
lol I feel it. it wasn't a modular either way, just incredibly terribly built post korea I think
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>>15220557
i jump some reds, mostly because they're triggered by the big ass pads
>i did get caught twice by the continuous cameras that check bus lanes
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>>15220574
>tfw motorcycles are allowed in bus lanes here
>cruising past all the traffic at rush hour
>looking at all the cagers and laughing with a big smug grin on my face
>ride straight into the back of a bus picking up passengers
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what is this?
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>>15220586
Hover bike.
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>>15220586
Looks like a hover bike
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>>15220563
>buy 2g
>dealer shorts me a dub
Should I get my glawk?
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>>15220612
Yes
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>I wanna go see puscifer
>but ticket is 70€

It's either that or a new ignition.
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>>15220612
no you just never buy from him again
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>>15220645
Lol. That's an easy choice, Ignition
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>>15220651
She, who goes by he, is someone I've known for years. I called her out and she was like 'oh I found the bag in my car sorry'. I told her she owes me and she said "okay ;)" so she might suck my dick no homo.

>>15220645
Hotwire bike, go to show. Buy a new ignition with your next paycheck. Also buy some of my rare pepe for said show.
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>3 days of riding through Eifel with dad and buddy of his
>forecast is loads of rain
>have entire hotel to ourselves because lol cancellations
>weather turns out perfect because god favours the Dutch
>no police
>nice roads
>mfw the road leading up to the Nurburgring is more gravel than tarmac

wtf Germany get your shit together
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>>15220645
>puscifer
This guy kinda sound like a cheap Ghost.
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>>15220707
>vagina who identifies as a male wants to suck your dick
does that make it gay or what? that's hard to figure out.
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>>15220719
I was just wondering the same thing. Tiny asian chick, hooked up with her years ago while I was with my ex and we were open. Her brother is also trans now and we used to be "hey baby haha" ironically homo at parites and then I matched him on Tinder becuase I thought he was memeing fahny joek but he wasn't. Was real weird.
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>>15220488
die Runden machen von vorne und hinten Fotos
RIP anon
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>>15220731
your sexual life is less stable than a drunken amputee
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Bought Rev'it gloves and the stitching came apart, exposing skin, within 2 hours. Shop said it would probably take 4 weeks for rev'it to repair it or make some sort of decision.

I don't want the gloves anymore if the stitching is that bad. I dun goofed
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>>15220716
>the road leading up to the Nurburgring is more gravel than tarmac
nigga what Nürburgring did you visit?
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>>15220718
You're a cheap ghost

https://youtu.be/USXW34U8p_U
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>reverse trike scout

Not sure how I feel about this
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Ayyy limone
> 600 € in account
> month has only started
No camera mount this month either then.
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>>15220750
Have you at least listened to Ghost? They good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6A-IoOEPbUs

>>15220741
Dude I know I was there.
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>>15220742
I have a rev'it jacket and I'm not 100% happy with it either.
I've heard they stepped their game up, but quality is still pretty meh.
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>>15220731
do you have males available on your tinder?

>>15220741
same pham.

>>15220760
ugly as fuck
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>>15220762
nigga that's more than enough for the SEM
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>>15220763
Which anon are you? Need to know because of reasons.
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>>15220763
It's not bad but desu the bass game is not as good as puscifer.
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>>15220734
fuck vllt habe ich glück.
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>>15220784
Saved
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>>15220779
Do you realize how much rent, internet fees, fuel, food and insurance (not just vehicle) add up to? For me it's around 750 €, with CHEAP fucking rent. That's just what I spend every month. Add to that the cost of moving flats, partially new furniture and a new PC for uni and work (and vidya games, I admit it) and SEM is suddenly not really possible anymore.
Granted I get around 800 € / month but that's at the end of the month and won't be enough to buy all this shit that's more important than meeting some internet people and crashing my bike again.

>>15220808
I saw them in February, great fucking band. The crowd wasn't exactly going wild but it was comfy and the sound was stellar.
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>>15220813
Not exactly a band you mosh and fuck shit up to. But I love um.
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>>15220821
Post bike, anon.
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>>15220805
wahrscheinlich nicht
lel

>>15220813
ne I don't realize
because I live with my parents ayy lmao u mett dropbe? :^)
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>>15220835
Wusste ich doch wer hinter dem Post steckt :^)
> 2 hours to get to work / uni from parents' house

>>15220842
Damn, can't exactly catch a show with you.
How comfy is the Indian?
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>>15220813
U.S. Here
Paying 250 a month for truck insurance, 370 for truck, 170 for bike insurance, 155 for bike. Not talking about rent yet. Also anyone know any cheap slip on exhausts for ducati 796. Dont feel like dropping 800+.
Mfw just got the bike last week and the only picture is too large to post.
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Whelp, had my first off today. Road was very wet, and I was an idiot.

Managed to scrub off enough speed before the front slid out from under me. I knew, for like half a second, I was going down.

Bike is fine though. Didn't scratch any paint, but will need a new headlight.
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>>15220848
Sadly not :/ but I've been to do many shows they all kinda blend together anymore.
Hopefully I'm off for the Gwar-bq

It's pretty much a lazy boy with an engine. Super comfy when I take long hauls on the highway
One of these days I'll get a Roadmaster
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White helmet or black?
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>>15220855
did you pussy out on a corner?
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>>15220853
Germany here

I don't know my expenses but it's less than 130 Euro a month

yall niggas should go back to living with your parents

>>15220848
:^))

>>15220859
white
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>>15220855
I just got my first bike last week and 3 people died on bikes on the same day near me. Be safe man.
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>>15220859
Neither. Black is boring, white is ugly.
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>>15220855

This is the corner. Way sharper than I realized.
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>>15220853
> 250 truck insurance
No wonder, your trucks are gas guzzlers.
> truck and bike listed separately
Please tell me you didn't finance a bike. Or a truck.
> buying shit you can't afford
> financing shit you can't afford that you or others might break within a short time
top goyim

>>15220858
Sounds pretty nice for cruising (hurr durr). I kind of long for a really laid-back bike every once in a while but I sat on an Intruder a while ago and when I actually sit like you do on a cruiser I find it super uncomfy and feel like I don't have proper control over the bike (lack of flickability).
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>>15220878
>coming in too hot on a 125
Ayy lmao. Be careful, m8.
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>>15220881
Yea, def takes a bit getting used to. The chief is more comfortable than most other cruisers though. Very well balanced. My buddies who ride sportbikes and such enjoy it. Once it gets moving is fairly nimble for its size.

>that pic though
I like that tree man
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>>15220900
Maybe I should test ride some cruisers for shits and giggles next year then.

It's mom's walnut tree.
> fuck cleaning up those leaves
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>>15220881
Fuel efficiency has little to nothing to do with insurance. 20mpg is not that bad for a 5.7 either.
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>>15220926
Japan
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>>15220918
Any particular ones in you'd look at? The new Valkyrie is bad ass I think. Almost got one of those instead of the chief

>talking leaves
Always hated that shit, that and picking up the crab apples before having to mowe the lawn
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>>15220959
Raking*

Lol talking leaves is pretty creepy sounding though
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>>15220881
>continuing the no credit meme
Enjoy never owning a house or renting apartments in any decent city.
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I went touring in Greece, and when we went to pick up the bike (Trans Alp) the previous customer had broken it somehow.

They have me a Street Bob instead.

And it was fucking cosy.
It tore up the mountain roads, and handled the shitty tracks
that sometimes count as main roads no fucking problem.
It sounded awesome, and every beach there were grills hanging round my bike.

Remind me why I hate Harley's /g/.
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>>15220959
I haven't looked into them yet so I don't know which ones are gud and what to even look for since most cruiser riders I know of get Harleys because muh image.
Quite like the looks of your bike tbqh.

>>15220978
> buying apartments
A house won't be fucked up by a teenage bitch texting while driving over your ass in dad's Camaro at a red light.
You don't usually drop houses either.
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>>15220983
>somebody said transalp
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>>15220987
land lords check your credit and when it comes up blank they aren't going to rent to you. 99% of people don't have 6 figures to buy a house outright, which means you need credit and a credit history.
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>>15220987
Lol. I have a few buddies who got Harleys for the image thing. More power to um. I got one that was comfortable and I didn't have to spend money to fit on it properly. I fit the chief perfectly stock.
Best advice I can give is just basically go sit on um and see which one you lime most. Just like any bike really.

Ppl worker love the Indian or hate it. Not many in between. I get stopped by older folk all the time to talk about it, even in traffic lol.

I'm the youngest guy I've seen on one so far that wasn't a scout
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It's been about 6 months since I traded in my CBF500
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>>15220991
>trans
lol!
>>15220983
>>>/g/
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>>15221038
>and stopped taking those horrible forced focus pictures
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>>15220983
You only hate harley cuz dbt told you to.
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>>15220859
white for visibility to cagers
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>>15221065
This post made me wat
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I'm constantly getting power fluctuation and my mouse and keayboard don't work properly,
I'm gonna have a fucking fit now.
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>>15221009
> check your credit
> credit history
I don't live in the US senpai. Keep being a good goy. Here you save up a couple grand, maybe a dozen for the down payment, take out a loan or whatever it's called and buy your goddamn house, then proceed to pay it off for ages.
Still, buying cars, bikes and other rapidly depreciating and volatile assets to build credit is silly.

>>15221015
Well I'll go ride some when I get my A license and maybe if I have money to burn some day I might get one.
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>>15221116
> Ducati makes a computer
It's pretty much the opposite of what happened when one of the Ducatis caught fire in the race.
> Nvidia makes a motorcycle

.. Why is that webm not in my webm folder?
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>riding
>one lane closed, sign people with stop and slow signs
>you know the drill
>slalom through the cones they'd set up
>in no way endangered anyone
>sign lady at the end jumps out on front of me all mad
>HURR LETS JUMP IN FRONT OF A MOVING VEHICLE LOL
>just look past her and go around as shes in front of me

She must have radioed to the ones down the road because they made me wait forever while it was totally clear. So I flipped them off.

YAY MOTORCYCLES
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>>15220855
>managed to scrub off enough speed
You probably lost traction on the front because you were trying to brake and corner at the same time
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>>15220865
>130 Euro a month
>tfw I need the same
drop anon, check your priorities
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>>15221160
AYY LMAO
motherfuken germany up in this bitch
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>tfw you get to the light before all the other people and it still fucks you over
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whats a good dual sport as a first bike and to dd for groceries?
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>>15221183
wr 125
>hurr
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>>15221121
Well I hope you find one that suits your wants n needs, and can cruise all around EU and have a grand adventure.

That's what I plan to do in the states anyway. So many roads, so many adventures to be had
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>>15221183
xt600 etc

>>15221176
ayy
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>>15221101
Added bonus of staying cooler than black in sunlight.
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>>15221191
but i need to use the freeway on my commute is that enough balls :(
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>>15221196
>xt600
AYYYYYYYY
>>15221207
git gud it comes racetrack ready out of the box
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>>15220859
red
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>>15221212
>AYYYYYYYY
yes
have you talked to your instructor today?
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>>15221160
Want me to split it up?
> 200+ € rent
This is fucking cheap but requires sharing a 60 sqm flat with 2 strangers. Not going to keep doing that. Rent for a small-ish flat that is around 1 hr from uni and work will cost me between 400-500 €.
> 100+ € food
> 50 - 100 € fuel and maintenance
Ride bike or train every weekend to gf and back (100 km each way), and 20 km each way to and from work 3 times a week because fuck sitting or standing in cramped stinky trams to get to work half as fast as on a bike. Adds up to just under 900 km / month, which at current fuel prices adds up to around 60 €.
> 100 € health insurance
> 50 € unemployment insurance
Health problems mean I'm running a high risk of not working past 40 and I don't want to live on 800 or so per month when I'm at that age.
> 30 € internet
> I don't know how much for state controlled TV that I don't even use but have to pay for anyway because socialism
> 10 € mobile plan
> 300 € / semester = 50 € / month for uni
Adds up to just under 650 € currently and over 850 once I move.

Note how that is just the shit I have to pay each month, not including fun shit like joyrides on the baiku, buying books, music or video games, going to the movies with gf, getting birthday presents for family or doing sports.
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Fuckin owned lol
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How would one tell if they have an o/x ring chain, or just a plain old chain?
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>>15221233
no i pussied out because I didn't know if I always have free time from about 11 to 15 uhr now
if so i would take a lesson then and my test between that

>>15221240
>100+ € food
FETTI WAS GEHT?
just eat less :^)
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>>15221259
Pretty much every motorcycle chain is o ring. At least, all the ones made in the last 40 years. Highly unlikely you don't have orings.
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>>15221253
So envious of that bike, and you seem like a damn fun guy to ride with.
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>>15221268
Ich wieg 70 kg, Brudi.
>just eat less :^)
Nö. Die paar Kröten die ich damit spare machen die Sau auch nicht fett bzw. das SEM möglicher, und wenn man nichts leckeres essen kann ist das Leben nicht lebenswert.
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>>15221282
>machen die Sau auch nicht fett
aber dich dünner LMAO!
>gf haben
>geschenke machen
>kino
da ist dein problem, hör auf normie zu sein, spart dir locker 60 euro im monat :^)
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>>15221259
Depending on the brand, your chain might have some engravings on the side. If so, google what it says.
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>>15221276
Thanks babe. I try to have fun in this life.
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>>15221290
Da kann ich mich ja gleich wegsprengen.
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>>15221240
t-thanks
I wasn't completely serious, I know that you have to pay that much (at least most of it)
I have:
>0 rent
because the apartment is owned by my family
>58€ for food in mensa
>20€ other stuff for living
>30€ car insurance
>4€ mobile plan
>1 tank per month for car (50€)
ok, it's a bit more than 130€, I hope I didn't forget something
I get around 200€ per month for my hiwi job though, and I saved up around 1000€ during my internship last semester
not having a gf and not living in a huge city saves me quite a bit money
but as it looks like right now I probably can't make it to norway after sem:(
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>>15221240
>too autistic to share a house
Tough.
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>>15221301
>habe dir literally mein life beschrieben
>du sagst da kann man sich direkt wegsprengen
das motiviert einen echt weiterzuleben
>mfw ein Kumpel letztens meinte mein Leben war bis jetzt nur absolute scheiße
>er hat seiner freundin meine Lebensgeschichte erzählt
>sie sagt mein Leben sei Scheiße

;_;
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>>15221182
t.16 year old
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SON I AM DISAPPOINT

Also, notice at the end of the video are all the cars I passed in >>15221253

Didn't even notice until now. That's great.
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>>15221335
Not a house, a 60 sqm flat under the roof at the 7th floor, and my room looks to the south. No AC.
I have to share it with 2 people at any time. I can't choose who to share it with. Most of the time they're foreign students from the middle east or French Africa. I've been living like this for 3 years. I've had enough.

>>15221332
> probably can't make it to norway after sem:(
Damn it, I was hoping to see some of you fuckheads on the way there :(

>>15221343
Sei einfach du selbst :^)
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>>15221068
Yeah that was the phones fault lol. Glad I switched.
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>>15221348
> not fukting her right there in the road
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>>15221355
uezs kam ich damit klar wie es ist, hat mich nur gewundert das alle mein Leben scheiße finden kek
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>>15221348
Clearly wanted you to stop so she could get your number.
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>>15221269
>>15221292
Can't tell the brand, but it's grimed to hell and I was wanting to clean it today. Never cleaned a chain before so I was curious if there was any specific way to do it or stuff to not do.
>Mechanically inept but want to learn
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>>15221345
I had an sv650 when I was 16.

>>15221359
She looked like a gremlin.
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>>15221360
Freundin ist neiß aber uezs ist es als Single genau so schön, nur auf andere Art. Freiheit unso.

>>15221364
>She looked like a gremlin.
so did ur mum n I banged her nyway lol
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>>15221348
don't fuck with roadworkers bro, they make the roads nice for us and sometimes die doing it :'^(
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>>15221372
#REKT
>implying ich wüsste wie es mit einer gf ist
>implying kontakt mit menschen wäre für mich schön

:^)
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>uni
>work
>rent
>expenses
>house

Fuck you.
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>>15221396
u mad neet cuck?
lmao u a fuckin failure i wish yo parents naver wisehd for u 2b born haha genetetic waste lol
le rooo normals haha right? le grinch face
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>>15221362
In any case, just use an old toothbrush or something to give it a light scrub with kerosene and then wipe it clean with a cloth.
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>>15221396
>letting things stress you out
>2016
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>need general riding pants
>keep getting distracted looking at race suits
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>>15221403
POO
IN
L
O
O
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>>15221240
Man you are doing it wrong. I am currently studying too and living with my mother so its like:
0€ rent
0€ health+unemployment insurance
0€ internet
60€ food
50€ fuel
50€ uni
And I currently earn like 1300€ a month because I got an scholarship (300€ a month) and am currently writing my bachelor degree (1000€ a month).
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>>15221412
0€ rent
0€ health+unemployment insurance
0€ internet
0€ food
0€ fuel
0€ uni
And I currently earn like 0€ a month because I got an scholarship (0€ a month) and am currently writing my bachelor degree (0€ a month).

Step up your game
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>>15221343
Are you happy with your life?
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>>15221412
Post pics of mum.
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>>15221412
Does your mum let you bring girls over for segs?
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>>15221439
Pretty much the only down side to living with your parents. Although if you're a social failure like me it doesn't make any difference.
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>>15221426
I don't know
I don't even follow my own life anymore, I don't know what's happening with or around me, but I think i am ok with it
i mean i'm not angry or sad or something, but it's also not good
just neutral

>My life: literally not giving a fuck - aka being a virgin
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>>15221449
>aka being a virgin
Could have fixed that if you came to SEM but there you go.
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>>15221449
wr anton i really would not be surprised if you actually are a virgin.
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>>15221446
Do you like Bakuon!?
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>>15221412
Let's say I move in with mum.
That means
> get up at 4:30
> leave house at 5:30 so I'm at uni / work at 7:30 and can have some breakfast
> more like leave at 5 because hurr durr morning commute clogging roads and I have to go into the city center
> uni / work until 4 or 5
> go back home, of course during rush hour again
> get home around 7
> eat, go to bed with no free time left so I can catch enough sleep to not kill myself in traffic the next morning
Also fuel consumption increases to around 6-7 l / 100 km and commute increases to 200 km / day which adds up to 4000 (FOUR THOUSAND) kilometers per month. So fuel cost would be around 130 € / month (excluding joyrides but I wouldn't have time or for those or go on them anymore anyway) and the additional mileage means more service (oil change every 2 months instead twice per year, for example).
> spend all weekend helping in the garden cause hurr it's mums house and I'm not paying rent so she wants help
FUCK
THAT
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>>15221449
Go to SEM m8, FKG is such a bro I bet he'd accompany you to get a cheap Slovenian hooker if you're too chickenshit to do it on your own.
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>>15221456
Bakuon ruined my bike and now the people that want my bike are fuckheads who i want to throw bricks at.
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>>15221449
Just fuckt ur mum, sister, prostitutes etc.
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>>15221455
why would I lie on the internet?
everything is true
>me being autistic
>me being in a mental health institute thing / asylum
>me being a virgin
I never had a gf :^)

>>15221454
well fuk
>>15221464
>>15221469
I don't even know if I want to, I'm ok with how it is
making a change means that something changes
and that's most of the time absolute shit
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>>15221465
What biek?
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>>15221457
I like the mixed colors.
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>>15221474
>and that's most of the time absolute shit
Change is not always bad, see our ethnic make up since last summer :)
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Status of SAM?
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>>15221474
Just go to some other country and fuck 14-15yo girls, you wont regret it.
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>>15221474
Why don't you fuck a female friend?
Worse comes to worse and its pity sex.
Or are you like scared of not making them cum or something?

I have found virgins are normally that way because they won't ask anymore if they can get their dicky sticky.
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>>15221486
>a female friend
>female
>friend
>having anything of those
:^)
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>>15221475
if i post my bike on dbt people get mad at me and start shitposting harleys.
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>>15221484
15 year old girls are such a hassle on their own; a pack of 14 of them would be hell.
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>>15221491
You are going to sit there and tell me you have no female friends at all?
not a single one thats not related to you?
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>>15221433
No you
>>15221439
>>15221446
Why shouldnt she? Obviously I never did it (were on 4chan after all) but I would do it if I could.
>>15221449
I somehow feel the same thing. I think my life should be good but I am not really enjoying it. I am studying at the moment(finishing in 6 weeks) earning more money then some of my friends that are working, I have a nice bike and do a lot of partying in the last time and have a lot of fun there.
But somehow I feel like I am missing something. I never had a girlfriend and I probably never will. I think thats killing me from the inside.
>>15221458
Yeah I have the luck that I my mum lives 8km from the uni.
I think my life is just too good and I cant even value it.
>>15221486
I had a few girls hitting on me lately which was a completely new situation for me. I know I could have them but just dont know what to do. Maybe I should just fuck a hooker to get it done.
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>>15221494
Nope, i used to do it all the time.
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>>15221494
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>>15221491
wr y dont' u just stop bing urself and fukt a prostitute
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>>15221491
Fuck a cougar?
Cougars don't care they just want to get fucked.
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>>15221497
Its because you are gay and unhappy by the fact that you dont want to be gay.
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>>15221496
yes
I never had anything to do with females except for two
one hates me now
the other one moved in 3 months to 3 different countries and is suicidal
>and I lost contact to her
>again

I have about 2 friends kek
>one of them is TW anon and I only met him in person once
fugg

>>15221497
post your nice bike

>>15221507
>spending money for things I don't even know if I would enjoy
>paying money for social interaction
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>>15221505
Dont do it m8.
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>>15221519
>spending your yurops on getting your dick wet
i'd do it, at least once. who knows, it might make you not autistic
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>>15221519
That is depressing wr.

Arent you like 18?
you are supposed to have lots of girl friends at 18, its getting a misses that is supposed to stop you rooting around, wtf mate?
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dnot mind me, trying to remmember things Tomorrow before i blackout
-order a nexus
-nick a coke
-gt exust nice
-buy bars
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I hope Kit Kat dies
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>>15221449
You're literally me, except for the virgin part.
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>>15221519
Get 14-15yo girls and then build yourself up to 20+yo.
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>>15221534
I hope honda a shit op (that's you right?) dies
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>>15221534
done ;)
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>>15221533
i think that's all
fuk, i got too much to study
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>>15221493
Post bike
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>>15221542
Kkk is honda a shit anon, because he is nobike and likes to shit the thread.
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>>15221535
i feel sorry for you

>>15221532
I'm almost 20
I don't even have a job or something, I literally just sat around doing nothing for at least 7 years

>>15221529
stop lying
you don't even have europes

>>15221533
don't do it
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>>15221532
I'm 21 and I have almost no female friends either
there are no in my classes at uni
the only ones who I know from when I was at school, but I don't really have much contact with them anymore, once in a while I write with one of them
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>>15221560
wolle petry dox
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>>15221558
>you don't even have europes
I have like 9 yurops, from the last time I was in spain. almost fukt a prostitute who was black in barcelona but then I was like nah. u should try it uleh
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>>15221515
No I am certainly not gay. Had a few gay thoughts on mdma but nothing more.
>>15221496
I dont have any female friends at all too.
After I finished my abitur I lost contact to everyone from school and started studying. 1 female on 40 guys here. I am just not the guy that gets to know a lot of people.
>>15221519
Nah dont want everyone to know who I am.
>>15221532
For me it this: I can talk to women that I am not interested in or have to work with. But as soon as it starts getting serious I dont know what to do. I think I was just gaming when everyone started having girlfriends and now I dont know how this girl stuff works. Yeah maybe I should become gay that would make everything way easier.
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>>15221558
> tfw lost all my "WR dox" images when I installed Gahnoo Loonix
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>>15221558
>i feel sorry for you
I do too.
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>>15221570
>being ashamed of being an autist
that's even worse than openly admitting it
just embrace the autismo lifestyle, it will get you sooner or later anyways
>or you kill yourself before that

>>15221569
shiiiiiiet son

>>15221578
kek
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>>15221570
>Not gay

Sure keep lying to your self.
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>>15221548
Fine.
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>>15221574
kek did you recognize this fella
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>>15221581
git gud
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hooray for female drivers that actually pay attention and understand that motorcycles are fast!
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>>15221588
Are the strayan?
>>
I'm staying just outside Soelden from tomorrow until Friday to give me two shots at the weather to do the Otztal road unencumbered by luggage before starting the slow ride home.

After Furka and St Gotthard what are the best passes in the Swiss/Italian alps that could be worked into a coherent 2 day ride between Soelden and Chamonix? By 'best' I mean the best views rather than the roads themselves.
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>>15221581
Yeah I think I have some autistic behaviors but who doesnt. The thing is just I dont know how to approach women. Even fully drunk I am too shy to do it.
>>15221585
Why should I lie here?
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>>15221597
I'd go for Ulyaoth desu.
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>>15221588
OMG IT'S BAKUON BIKE! I SAW IT IN MY FAVOURITE ANIMOOO! SU FOUR!

SELL ME YOUR SU FOUR!!!
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>>15221567
almost


>>15221596
W R
R
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>>15221609
>Im to shy to do it

That sounds pretty gay to me.
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>>15221614
James May has a younger sister?
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>>15221607
yes.
>>15221611
Ok, Give me $7000 dollarydoos.
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>>15221618
Has nothing to do with being gay. But if you feel better you can think I am gay.
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>>15221609
>Even fully drunk I am too shy to do it.
I could be your autistic wingman if you lived here.

>both full autists
>give each other confidence to hit on wimmins
>laugh at each other as we constantly fail
>have fun failing
>persistence pays off and you eventually find what works
>end up as a professional pussy slayer duo

>tfw no wingman
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>>15221609
just walk up to a 4/10 and ask her if she wouldn't mind sitting on your face.

>>15221610
maybe what would help you is if you get a real bike
>>
REDDIT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbHM9bRiYzo&feature=youtu.be&t=45s
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>>15221632
I knew you were the gay. From now on your gay anon.
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>>15221614
>mfw

>>15221609
I never drank something because I don't know how it interacts with antidepressants and because I can't drive when drunk
driving is the only thing remotely fun, and not even fun but it at least distracts me from life
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>>15221519
get A2 and move your ass to Wasserbillig :^)

might as well join in
>tfw not motivated to talk to girls after gf broke up 8 months ago
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>>15221519
wr anton why don't you just accept that if you want sex you will have to offer up dat boi puss?
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>>15221644
Post pics of gf
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>>15221640
forgot mfw

>>15221635
>mfw gr8 wingman
>got a friend laid at least three times
once I got a girl he only knew one day to want him to take her virginity because I was writing her over his phone lel
another time I rode a complete stranger and drunken teenage girl home on the wr at freezing temperatures because she was at the birthday of his gf
>mfw I was on the birthday of his gf because he said I should come with him
we were the only dudes

>>15221644
>wasserbillig
literally meme name
>1000000 euros per month miete
lmao!
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>>15221637
> literally stops and falls over because he looks towards the outside of a gentle curve at 50 km/h
> OMG CRASH ACCIDENT ALMOST DIEDED
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>15221637
>fucking gravel

Seriously this nigger.
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>>15221637
Fuck off redditor
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>>15221640
>I never drank something because I don't know how it interacts with antidepressants
Which are you on? I took TCAs for a month for migraines and did without the whole time because they killed the buzz and left me just feeling nauseous.
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>>15221662
>>15221558
Who is that guy? I know it's not WR because Wr does not have glasses and the guy in the pics isn't wearing green.
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>>15221635
Where from?
>>15221636
Yeah probably couldnt do that. Youre thinking thats so easy but it just isnt.
>>15221639
ok
>>15221640
I could send you some mdma. You cant imagine what a nice night you would have.
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>>15221675
Wr anons crush.
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>>15221640
>>mfw
true
but now how do I find girl friends if there are non in my class, and my only hobbies are my motorcycle and other stuff I do alone?

>>15221662
noice
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>>15221637
lmao holy shit. some people are so fucking hopeless.
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Update:
Got a response and a number, nice and polite guy. About 2 hours' drive away. Was inspected three weeks ago. He said he had it listed for $2700 but just changed it to $2500.
KBB puts those at $2165.
Even offering $2100 is a bit more than I expect to pay, however it is really clean.
Thoughts/opinions?


http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/mld/mcy/5622917266.html
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>>15221679
Gay anon send mdma
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>>15221685
go partying.
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>>15221657
I don't want sex lel

>>15221669
Fluoxetin or some shit it's called
I don't even think it helps, but whatever mang, I don't feel bad taking it so why should I change it

>>15221675
reverse image search m8

>>15221685
you don't
or otherwise >just b urself
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>>15221659
nah but
>shoulderlong black hair, glasses
>1,55m, slim hips, wide waist, nice ass
>B cups, natural tan (kinda italian)
>sex was awesome

>>15221640
>tfw 22 and never drunk
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>>15221685
its ok wr anton, last girl i fucked was a crazy bitch at a party on new years, by morning she was getting clingy and sticking her hand down my butt crack and shit.
does this story help?
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>>15221693
>I don't want sex lel
shit's pretty cash tho tbqh pham
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>>15221693
>reverse image search m8
I don't use Jewgle anymore m8. Pls tell.
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>cop behind you

what are you doing?
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>>15221691
give me an adress and you should have some
>>15221695
>never drunk
why? i dont really do it anymore too but thats a experience anyone should have.
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>>15221685
Get 14yo girls and buy them alcohol and cigs
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>>15221693
Fluoxetin is an SSRI like the TCAs I was on. They're not supposed to make you feel happy, they just inhibit your ability to feel sad. I wouldn't recommend combining them with alcohol and you should be even more careful mixing them with MDMA. At the very least, taper your dose with the supervision of medical professionals (you don't have to specify why other than you wanting to reduce the negative effects) if not totally cease their use (again, with appropriate supervison).
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>>15221695
>slim hips, wide waist
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>>15221700
I'm not wr anon but thanks

>>15221692
a good friend invited me to go to his village together, there is party
he has broken up with his gf some time ago
I think I should go, and I think I will

>>15221693
>you don't
>or otherwise >just b urself
thanks, you too

>>15221720
have you tried this?
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>>15221713
behave normal
>just b urself
because I did nothing wrong

>>15221708
well
>>15221712
you can reverse image search via 4chint iirc
>>15221729
>inhibit
well fuck this shit I was never sad before that

>>15221742
t-thanks
I ran out of images of me :^(
and never sad now
emotions are for fags
> t. coldsteel
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>>15221718
don't know, I guess I don't want to buy expensive drinks that make me lose control over my body or whatever, seems like a waste desu
best female friend was never drunk either and suggested we should do it together once :^)

>>15221738
hourglass shaped, you know? my description sucked
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>only online retailer for AGV Sport in Canada is their own website
>they forgot to change half the pages from the Australian site
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>>15221713
last time i had a cop behind me
>doing about 160km/h on my way home
>see a b double up ahead and i want to get past it before the twisties
>speed up to about 180km/h
>notfastenough
>get stuck behind the truck
>slow down to 80km/h
>just as i get to 80 a wild police car flies out of fucking nowhere
>oh shit
>sits right up my arse for about 10 minutes
>finally get to a spot where can pass the truck
>cop takes the opportunity, overtakes me and the truck
>i just sit there like wtf happened

I am guessing he was on his way to a car crash and im just lucky, that or he never actually got a reading on how fast i was going and couldnt do shit.
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>>15221713
> implying cops can catch up to me from behind
lmao

>>15221744
Uses a google service afaik.
Nvm I just used tineye. Only slightly better but oh well.
>>
Is it too late to get you bike permit if ur 25 and the only thing youve driven with 2 wheels and an engine were stolen mopeds?
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>>15221761
no ya faggot
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>>15221742
I used to do it a lot, i also got them some drugs, food etc.
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>>15221744
>well fuck this shit I was never sad before that
Why were you put on them? There's nothing wrong with discussing your concerns with another doctor and I'd highly recommend it if you feel you'd be better without them. I'm not qualified to give advice on whether you actually should or should not be using them but I strongly urge you to seek appropriate guidance from a doctor other than the one who put you on them (a real doctor, preferably a specialist, not a mail order doctorate quack). Too many doctors use antidepressants to shut patients up and make them go away. That said, there are individuals who genuinely benefit from their use.
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>>15221761
No but you seem like a douchebag so i will say yes.
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>>15221747
Do you never go out? You know it can be fun if done right?
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>>15221729
>get into therapy
>working fine
>other doctor gives me xanax
>therapist be like "BITCH PLEASE DON'T"

My mother had to take it and that shit gave her hallucinations,
that shit does more harm than good.
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>>15221747
>that make me lose control over my body or whatever


lol this doesn't happen, stop being autistic
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>>15221758
and what did you find out m8

>>15221778
because I was without energy like literally almost no pulse n shit, got asked all the time if i smoked weed before taking the tests n shit but I was just almost asleep the entire day
then they said I would have depression and i was like "aaight nigga I was never sad n shit but if you say so you are the psychorapist"
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>>15221784
>xanax
send some
>>15221788
it does when you drink too much
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>>15221784
It's very useful in appropriate patients but that shit is horribly over prescribed. The direct marketing of antidepressants is a cancer on society, both to individual happiness and to their productivity.
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