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>>15184762
First for I <3 dickscord where dick tall is so good
if I run over traffic cones and it broke, do I need to pay for the damage? just hit one with my side mirror the other day. those tall narrow ones
>>15184831
Were you seen? Can they prove it was you?
>>15184841
I'm sure the construction workers and the car behind me saw it, but of course no one stopped me or anything, but I'm just thinking.
>>15184831
No one cares you pussy, I know people who take them for fun
is body roll a false sense of the car going to roll over?
>>15184931
how hektic are you going through corners?
>>15184973
not so much, around 30. the matrix body rolls easily, maybe not as bad as miata?
>>15184831
they wont care.
>>15184831
Dont worry about it. If you broke a donkey dick it was old and brittle from the sun.
>>15184982
something is wrong
>>15185110
what would it be?
What happens if I mix engine oils?
the car currently has 5w30 in it but manual recommends 5w40. don't have the the time to drain the oil today but it needs a top up.
Can I mix the two or should I go buy 5w30 and use that till I have time to drain it?
>>15185457
use the type thats already in the engine. how low is the oil?
if it's below half just drain and refill.
How much do wog blades usually cost? Just curious how much people spend to look like faggots
>>15185469
It's pretty low but don't have time to drain for a while due to work and shit.
I'll just get 5w30 to top it up then drain it in a week or so when I've got time and replace it all with 5w40.
>>15185492
If you have to ask you can't afford em wallah
>>15185493
mixing different oils isnt a good idea. why cant you just buy the right one and top it up with that?
where do I find a nazi gf in Melbourne or Gippsland?
>>15185493
Use the same oil weight otherwise they will separate inside the engine.
>>15185535
at daily feminist protests in federation square
>>15185514
That' what I said I'll do faggot.
>>15185538
Alright anon, thanks for letting me know.
>>15185538
>/o/ is this retarded.
>>15185719
>exactly what happens
>"ur dum"
>>15185544
not that kind mate. the white nationalist kind.
>>15185535
they do exist but are rare
good luck
>>15185907
not in melbourne mate, you'd best look at some really bogan area of melbourne or adelaide.
Who can I take my mx5 to in NSW for a turbo job? I want it done well.
>>15185747
Hottip: It doesn't.
>>15185958
what wheels
just do it yourself lazy cunt
>>15185958
I think you should get it painted first.
anyone know how much a decent quality MX-5 NB8 engine would cost? doesnt need to have VVT
>>15185970
nah, I work six days a week and I want it asap and done right for big power. I only know basic servicing.
>>15185978
this is not my car, I do own an nb8b though
>tfw can't get a Mitsubishi Eclipse in Ausland
Are FTOs any good?
>really need to get a job
>can't actually bring myself to make any phone calls
>>15186155
I know a girl who says her dream car is an FTO.
She had one but crashed it and then move to a different country.
Maybe one day she'll fine another one kek.
>>15185960
Obvious if both are 5w you'll just change viscosity but it's still not a good idea.
>>15186155
>Are FTOs any good?
Pretty much a Celica, front wheel drive hairdresser car
>>15186155
Heard the manual shifts good and the 2()L V6 should sound/go alright.
whats with bogans and RBs
>>15186492
muh commy enjun!
Whos the 4chan vote for this election?
>>15185492
Burgers BTW
http://www.buyrimsandtires.com/store/car-rims-spokes-3-spoke-c-6_32
>gf ran a red light
>got a fine sent to her in the mail
>it has pics enclosed
>her entire car is beyond the solid line and beyond the broken line in front of solid line
>her brake lights arent on at all
>she's complaining that it's unfair despite her driving like an idiot
>she runs red lights, speeds, cuts people off despite driving a big wagon
baka just cop the fine and demerit points, rta has evidence of the thing. why cant people just ever accept these things and move on. especially chicks.
>>15186639
Whaaaa? Here it's just a fine.
>>15186639
Women never accept being wrong in any situation bro, having a gf should've taught you this by now.
>>15186639
Some people are convinced they're good drivers when they're clearly not.
>>15186543
Pauline
>>15186657
nsw i think on p's its fine+demerits
>>15186661
yeah
>>15186667
its dangerous, shes going to have an accident one day and hurt someone.
idk how she got her license. cannot drive.
R33 GTR, solid purchase or no
http://www.news.com.au/national/victoria/courts-law/melbourne-mother-helped-her-nephew-rape-her-daughter/news-story/f1bf966c0be465de7e0254bad2d794be
>Victorians
>>15186758
Solid, Pretty much a R34 without the high price
>>15186785
All the ones I see are between 25 and 35k and all around 50-100,000km, do cunts only use these as weekend cars? Seems likely i'd be driving mine daily
>>15186155
It was intended to be an Integra competitor. It's not bad for a FWD car and the Japs seemed to like them enough even with all the RWD shitboxes available.
Parts will be a nightmare. Consider a 3000GT instead if you want performance, or 4G36-swapping and AWD converting a CE series coupe if you want something similar to the 1G Eclipse.
>waited 16 years for something new from these cunts
>get this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjfspM5sDIA
>>15187728
I agree that it's shitty but I'm hopeful the album will be decent. The Toro Y Moi feature has me at least a little hype since I like chillwave.
>>15187739
I would be impartial if it was just DOOMs small verse alone and not DUDE WEED LMAO meme rapper squeaking all over the track. If there's any good to come out of it /mu/ is having a shitfit over it, fuck what a mess.
>>15187758
I think the rap is what's got people all pissed off. As long as it doesn't just become a rap album with old samples over it, it should be good. But I am a little afraid of it being a bunch of fairly decent songs with a whole of of features over them all.
>>15187794
I don't mind the rap myself if it's only on 1-2 songs, I just fucking hate Danny Browns overrated bullshit. I'm in the same boat, but they have a lot of featuring artists on this so hopefully not.
>>15187758
Where is DOOM in the song? I thought he was another song on the album
>>15187825
At least not all the features are rap but they've got some meme artists in there which is a concern. I'll still get the album though when it comes out.
>>15187826
02:38, how did you miss the deep voiced guy rapping with random words?
>>15187836
I'll wait till it gets the feature album on jjj and see what some of the other songs sound like first. Imagine the backlash if they were all 4 minute songs.
>>15187847
kek, missed that bit skipping through it. Everyone likes some Meme Fucking DOOM
>>15187847
Well it's 21 tracks long and totals 63 minutes long, so it's possible. To be fair though their debuts songs average about 4 minutes anyway.
>listening to meme rappers
>>15187859
>21 tracks long
Well noice.
>>15187871
Shut up Kerser.
>>15187871
>listening to meme genres
>>15187885
His is a meme rapper tho
>go and buy oil I need
>get home
>check the dip stick
>bone dry
>ohboy.png
>car takes 4.2L of oil
>bought 5L so should be good right?
>create a makeshift funnel out of a milk bottle (fit perfectly)
>filling up very slowly
>read somewhere to fill up .5L at a time
>do what I think is .5L
>look at the marker on the bottle
>2L
>whoops
>w/e
>check dip stick
>FULL
>run engine for a bit
>FULL
>leave it for a while and check back an hour later
>FULL
How can it be full if it was almost empty and I only added 2L?
What would happen if I put too much oil in?
>mfw I'm actually scared my car will Astra on me now
What were your cars specs from the factory /dat/
Top speed: 226 km/h / 140 mph
0-60 mph (sec): 7.9
0-100 km/h (sec): 8.4
1/4mile (sec): 15.9
>>15187900
Because the dipstick doesn't go all the way to the bottom of the sump.
For instance, a cummins ISX takes like 53lt of oil. But the dipstick from empty to full is only 4-5lt.
>>15187900
>anime picture
for that reason alone i wont help you
>>15187900
It's not heaps over the full mark? a mm or two is ok but not like a cm.
>>15187900
>read somewhere to fill up .5L at a time
Somebody is fucking with you.
Did you check the oil in the first place on a steep hill? If your car was running "bone dry" you would have killed it within an hour.
>>15187932
>not recognizing the greatest martial artist in all of the world
>Mr. Satan
GET THE FUCK OUT
>>15187900
2L shouldn't be enough to make it say full if it was not on the stick at all and takes 4.2L... Somethings not right there...
>>15187934
It's not way over the full mark. Just over it.
>>15187935
No anon, I checked it on a flat surface.
>>15187923
Top speed: '180'km/h (250+)
0-100km/h: 6.3s
1/4 mile: 13.4sec
1540kg
>>15187939
>Somethings not right there..
It's perfectly normal, next time you do an oil change only add 2L and see if it even registers on the dipstick. It won't.
>>15187943
>It's not way over the full mark. Just over it.
It's fine, leave it at that.
>>15187900
>dipstick bone dry
Have you checked for a leak?
Holy fuck, you cunts are all retarded.
What does happen if you over fill the oil though?
Isn't that what happened to the Astra at the SA meet?
>>15187948
Yes I have. That was the first thing I did.
I didn't see any oil anywhere.
>>15187945
I will. I'll check again tomorrow just to see what's going on.
>>15187953
>welcome to 4chan
>>15187932
>he doesn't know Mr. Satan
please drive into oncoming traffic
>>15187955
Jim spilled oil all over the exhaust manifold so you're fine if you don't shake when you pour the oil in.
>>15187955
>What does happen if you over fill the oil though
Blow seals like yellowMC22anon.
**SA MEET AT 12:45PM**
WINDY POINT LOOKOUT CARPARK
CRUSIE THROUGH HILLS THE BACK WAY TO STIRLING AND THEN TO THE ALDGATE PUMP FOR LUNCH.
FREEWAY HOON HOME
>>15187944
What car is that?
>>15187923
Top speed: 254 km/h / 157 mph
0-60 mph (sec): 8.1
1/4mile (sec): 16.1
>>15187974
Toyota Soarer.
Various sources on the 0-60/0-100 time either state 5.7, 5.9 or up to 6.7. Went with the one that felt about right when it was stock.
>>15187960
No he didn't.
>>15187970
why does the time keep changing?
>>15187923
>Ninjette
According to Wikipedia it's 7.72 to 100, top speed of between 92-97.7mph (149-157km/h) and the quarter mile in 15.58 seconds at 81mph (131km/h).
>BJ 323 Astina 1.8
Apparently it'll do 0-100 in 10.8 and has a top speed of 194km/h.
Can't seem to track down a quarter mile time for it though, my (un)educated guess is that it'd be in the 16-17 second bracket.
>>15187992
People were unhappy with the original time of 12 and leave at one. To be fair, they had a point and it was a stupid mistake on my behalf to think a bunch of spastics would want to be around each other. So 12:45 leaves adequate time for people to rock up late and still be there in time to leave at one.
Swapping out a head unit isn't that difficult right? I've been looking at instructions it looks bloody easy but I'm almost brand new to wrenching.
>>15188029
We probably talked for an hour at the last meet.
>>15188068
It's the easiest thing ever. Haven't you ever wired up speakers? It's essentially the same thing.
>>15188029
I guess then I'll aim for 12:45.
>>15188068
It's easy as piss m8.
It's straight forward.
Only thing you need to do is decide how you'll wire it up.
Use a preexisting loom that will cost you $10-40
then it's plug and play
or hard wire it in, much better for sound quality.
you can be a lazy cunt and twist and tape them or solder them. or crimp or any number of other things.
>>15188069
Well fuck, 12 then. I'm fine with chatting with you guys if you're not weird as hell. Everyone just be there by 1.
What have you found in your car /dat/ ?
Today I was cleaning out my car (bought it less than a week ago) and for 50 yen.
>my car isn't a Japanese import
>my car isn't even a Japanese make
>I didn't buy my car from Asians
http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/law-order/obsessed-triple-j-listener-nicholas-williams-jailed-for-sending-15-threatening-texts/news-story/015bd66f8fcca5101eb5269243b050a4
>Victorians
>>15188070
>>15188079
Cheers cunts I'll give it a crack over the weekend.
>>15188116
Did you actually fucking pay for that shit?
>>15188124
no, did it paywall you? kek
>>15188124
http://www.news.com.au/national/victoria/courts-law/radio-death-threats-one-week-or-ill-stab-the-new-girl-in-the-stomach/news-story/07f4cd303e9e212a59c17414e70949b6
>>15188126
>news sites want payment
what the fuck kind of world are we living in now?
>You will never be a bogan with $10,000+ to blow on a racing Dinghy
Feels bad man, It's like racing a car, except you can drown as well as get your head crushed in an accident.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjNi3qPeOrg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5aKcpAhTOk
http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/happy-valley/cars-vans-utes/nissan-silvia-s13/1114638165
fuck its beautiful
but why the fuck is it 4 grand overpriced
i just want a two tone p plate driftbox :(
http://www.news.com.au/national/tasmania/tasmania-police-hunting-for-two-men-after-armed-robbery-at-cambridge-kitchen/news-story/85a261c216aee3ce8f16faf9cc5c69c9
You been busy I see squishy.
>>15188191
>Has been my daily drive for the past 9 years and is a fantastic car to drive! Very clean
But I have flogged the cunt out of it and it has way too many issues that you only know about after driving it for a month and It's gonna cost too much to fix.
>>15188191
>Clean SR20 manual in 2-tone
It's not overpriced at all, fuckstick.
S13s are currently going up in value, as are R32s.
>>15188191
>>15188242
Tracey Grimshaw rare import tax
>>15188110
As an occasional importer of jdm shitboxes...
>hairspray and hair related products
>parking garage tickets
>numerous yen coins
>road flares (fuck yeah!)
>dehydrated frog/toad
>random shitty turbo timers
>various jap versions of "super cheap" catalogues (they're just as shit as ours)
>womens mags (no nudes though :( )
And the best
>Ceramic salt and pepper shakers
>Black
>Shaped like a penis
>The salt one had depth marks on it...
>>15188254
I bet you could sell almost all of that on ebay
>>15188265
I guess, none of it was really remarkable. Just sort of gross, cheap and nasty, kind of like the Japs themselves sometimes
Would be cool to import yank cars, end up with a boot full of cocaine and machineguns or something
>>15188265
I did, but I kept the salt and pepper shakers for my own personal use.
>>15188242
>triggered
uleh you know its been thrashed and isn't worth 8 grand
>>15188265
JDM dried frog. 5ph and cures impotency
>>15188281
Uleh what you think something is worth doesn't matter for shit.
Clean, originalish S13s (and R32s) are now so rare they're going up in value to the tune of $500 every few months.
The market on them bottomed out, they then all got bought and subsequently killed by retards, now the few survivors are too rare to stay below $10k for long.
If you're not a moron you'll buy one now, buy all the stock bits for it, skid it and then in a year or 2 put all the stock bits on it and sell it for a good profit.
what Little Tree do you guys use?, I've only ever tried black ice but looking to grab some others when I find them cheap
>>15188282
Yeah the chinks are good for small, unusual and rare animals mashed up and will cure everything from drippy dick to the common cold.
Japs not so much.
>>15188288
>Clean, originalish S13s (and R32s) are now so rare they're going up in value to the tune of $500 every few months.
9-10years ago I sold my S13 K's for decent cash at the time, super straight and nice car- the amount it would go for now is just crazy money. At the time I just had nowhere to put it though and didn't want to sell it.
http://www.news.com.au/national/south-australia/thousands-of-learner-drivers-caught-driving-unsupervised-over-four-years/news-story/4e76ec50d6d5340f8ae444adb2473bb4
>self entitled stuckup South Australians
A lot of the cars I'm looking at have no rego but a blue slip. Is this bad or something?
>>15188364
Are there people who didnt do this?
>>15188372
>Are there people who didn't want to hit a ferrari and have no insurance due to having no license and thus have a several thousand dollar debt over their heads?
Yes faggot, those of us who were responsible and/or had mates with paddocks and utes to bash
>>15188388
Sounds like you're a little pussy m8
I went hooning on my L's all the time
>>15188391
Sounds like you're a dumb cunt
>>15188395
At least I'm not a beta cuck bitch
>>15188398
>Doing shit that could put you in debt for literally millions is being a tough cunt
Yeah, cool.
>>15188416
South Australians aren't very smart. They like to think they know it all tho.
>>15188424
>claim they have some of the most top rated education and unis
>are actually the lowest rated state for education and even lag behind WA
>>15188388
>paddocks and utes to bash
Man, I dunno how the we never had serious injuries getting thrown out the back tray when fucking about. Fun times but stupid dangerous, just thinking about it now.
>>15188433
one of the higher rated states of sick cunts though apparently
Well shit my laptops decided that it won't charge anymore.
Looks like I'm fucked.
>>15188435
>literally dumber than bogans.
>>15188437
Figure out why, power bricks aren't that expensive if that's all it is
>>15188437
>tfw second monitor crapped out today
Jack or brick? If you're handy with a soldering iron you could pull it apart and solder the jack back into the motherboard.
Could also get a new power cable off the internet or Gumtree if you can find someone selling a similar laptop to yours.
gf had a tooth pulled and I haven't had me dick sucked in over two weeks.
The struggle is real.
>>15188458
are you saying she isn't giving you a toothy
dump that bitch
>>15188440
>implying theres anything wrong with bogans
you really are retarded
your one of the cunts that grew up in some city like sydney or melbourne or some shithole and goes around calling SA "the most unaustralian state" aren't you
>>15188458
Nothing wrong with a vagina
>>15188470
pretty sure the problem is that his gf is actually a man
>>15188468
>every other state calls SA shit
if the general consensus says something is shit, its usually shit.
>>15188476
What a gay cunt. Must be Victorian.
Why do I always over estimate my ability with electronics
>>15188479
>every other state calls SA shit
[citation needed]
>>15188494
I don't get it? What's the problem?
>>15188507
hes a dumbass
>>15188454
>>15188448
It's not the brick. I'm guessing it's the jack/port.
I tried the charger from my old laptop (same model) and it didn't work either so looks like no more /dat/ for me till I fix this shit.
>>15188518
This guy gets it.
>>15188507
Gotta wire into the harness of the zzr
>no late 60's falcon
3 came up on cumtree today, all of them shit and above 9k. Im literally only buying it for the shape, because i can buy a much better FG XT falcon for 4k
i hate that everybody else likes classics
>friend brings up the fact that hee's directionless and has no gf
ahh shieet, this goes through my mind alot but the fact he's asking me why its happening to him has got me freaking out, what do i say
>>15188561
Is your friend me and if so who are you because shit I don't have any friends.
SA Fag reporting...Bike master race...May know me from bike picture...or not...Do a lot of track days and Sports bike riders club runs...Bike on the road atm is an 03 Z1000 with a 30hp NOS set up...Owned it from new. Have an MV Brutale RR..and thinking of trading that for an Aprillia Tuono..or an KTM Superduke 1290 r. Anyone own either of them and can give me some feedback? Pic related.
>>15188110
I found a meth pipe under the center console while putting in a radio of a commodore I had a few years ago
>>15188288
>Clean, originalish S13s are now so rare they're going up in value to the tune of $500 every few months.
My inner jew is rubbing his hands together in glee.
>>15188584
Get a cbr250rr
Too much bike for me.
>>15188584
>Aprillia Tuono
Good bike, horrible on fuel and not the cheapest thing to own.
>>15185907
>>15185535
In the trash where the rest of you belong
This I know...Looking for fun, not 'sensible' ...Been looking at this one... Seen it in person...very clean...http://www.bikesales.com.au/dealer/OAG-AD-12873600/2008-Aprilia-Tuono-1000-R/?cr=0&psq=%28%28%28%28%28%28%28SiloType%3D%5BBrand%20new%20bikes%20available%5D%7CSiloType%3D%5BBrand%20new%20bikes%20in%20stock%5D%29%7CSiloType%3D%5BDealer%20used%20bikes%5D%29%7CSiloType%3D%5BDemo%20%26%20near%20new%20bikes%5D%29%7CSiloType%3D%5BPrivate%20used%20bikes%5D%29%26Make%3D%5BAprilia%5D%29%26State%3D%5BSA%5D%29%26Service%3D%5BBikesales%5D%29&pso=0&pss=Premium
Stuffed the link, sorry.
READ THIS
>IMPORTANT NOTICE FOR PERTH CUNTS
If anyones noticed the increased police over the last couple of days presence, it's for a good reason.
I was stopped last night at a major police checkpoint at 10pm in the middle of Subi and waved through without any questions asked. I later found out from me dad that there is a major terrorist hunt going on. One ISIS raghead has already been taken in, and they've confiscated a bunch of improvised explosives.
Avoid tourist traps and major hubs of activity (cbd, major shopping malls, etc ) for now guys.
>>15188584
>first gen Z1000
Muh dik.
>>15188622
>Want to make a joke
>The chins is so cunty now I'll probably have the AFP at my door in 5 minutes
Some of you guys are alright, dont go to _______ tomorrow
>>15188622
Screw you buddy, I'm going out drinking Saturday, and no terrorist will stop me.
If we stop our lives they have already won etc. Etc.
>>15188584
you going to the SA meet saturday?
Yeah, love the first gens...One of the best looking in the series...But I am biased. Just had these vinyls made for it. I've cut the original pipes down about 4 inches....took the end caps off, cut the baffles in half, slid them back in, and welded the end caps back on. Still looks stock, but sounds angry.
>>15188433
We might have mines, but the miners are from out of state. The people that actually live here aren't dumb cunts.
Nah, unfortunately, Have another commitment.
>>15188631
glass one for me mate
>>15188638
I'm hoping I'll be able to find one for sale when I can afford to upgrade later this year sometime.
The cut down cans look great as well.
>>15188631
Ey cunt, I don't mind. I thought I would spread the heads up if your mums or something wanted to go shopping and get blown up by some brown motherfucking shitbag.
Police and media have kept this very hush hush, the rest of the cell hasn't been caught yet. Do with this what you will.
>>15188630
I honestly did think about making a joke like that, but it makes it seem like I know where shit is going down, I don't want no AFP knocking on my door either.
>>15188643
Cheers. I wanted to keep it fairly stock looking so I didn't get attention from the constabulary having the NOS mounted under the rear cowel...Also, It is hard to find a decent looking set of 4 into 4's as well. I am a fan of them, as I am restoring an 76 A4 z900...and love the old school look.
>>15188648
>Police and media have kept this very hush hush
Yeah theres not been anything on it, mind you playing cowboys and indians in SASR's backyard can't be real healthy for their long term existence
>>15188675
Yeah it seems like if you're going to blow shit up, doing it in the city those crazy bastards hang around in is a very bad choice.
>>15188693
Heh, maybe they lost a dare
>Habib, see that grizzly bear over there- go slap him on the nuts and see what happens
>>15188630
Don't worry, the joke wasn't funny so nothign of value was lost
>>15188556
Pretty much. Boomers knw what they got. You will rarely see a 60s falcon for sale that is a DECENT price for what it is. I've seen 5 in the past 9 months.
>>15188675
>>15188693
A group of bikies managed to steal guns from that lot a while ago, they were pretty complacent when they doesn't have anything coming after them. What I don't understand is why they would choose Perth. It's like bombing Madagascar, who cares?
Anyway, stay safe breddas
>>15188762
That's because the SASR think of the bikies as cute little kids and can't muster up the effort to slap them down too hard.
I'm pretty sure a bunch of dune coons trying to blow up their city will make them stop shooting each other in training for a minute so they can ream some assholes.
>>15188780
SASR won't do jack shit unless they get a special deployment order (unlikely), it's the TRG that does counter-terrorism work, either way, the cunts will get picked up or shot
>>15188110
>jumper cables
>fuses
>miles davis cd
>wiper blades
>random nuts and bolts
>>15188468
Kek. You mad? Ya stuck up uneducated unaustralian south australian.
>>15188622
My dad said that brown cows produce chocolate milk, so thats true too.
Wake up neets the thread is dead and you need to entertain me
>stepped on a cockroach in the garage last night
>looked down and proclaimed "I fucking hate Turks."
What's wrong with me, guys?
>>15190340
>implying im the stuck up one
fuck off cunt
>>15191255
The fuck did you just say cunt?
>>15191255
We're all a bit fucked. I spend my days yelling fag as I past cyclists but I'm a full on homo. I think its the irony that does it
What would you faggots drive if you were a girl?
>>15188609
piss off commie shitskin
>>15188609
t. Greens voter
What compels people to vote for these freaks, and what turned them from Ecofags to Marxists?
>>15191656
I'd be driving myself allday long.
>>15191656
My clit
Are pajeros good?
>>15192004
No. Wanker vehicle.
>>15191874
>>15191910
This, I'd probably be a massive whore no homo
>>15191255
You need to gas the contents of your house and turn it into a death camp
>>15192271
>whore
Who needs other people. Dildo and some powertools will do for me
>>15192557
Strum one out then build a cheeky shelf?, I don't understand
>>15192569
No, I will annihilate my pussy with high impact sexual violence
>>15192592
Just stuff a spade bit up there and you'll be sweet
>>15192146
Why?
>>15191656
a blue astra convertible
>>15184762
Awww fuck when did that happen?
>>15192146
>>15192004
contrarian country faggots who dont want to get a landcruiser like everyone they know
>>15192648
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Pajero
>>15192715
A month or two ago. Tuck knocked a branch right into the E30 iirc.
BLDC has a turbo R32 Skidline now, I think he said he wanted to cage and do all kinds of crazy shit to the E30 once the insurance goes through too.
>>15192756
Instead they want a car that looks like a 4wd but is infact just a big lump of shit.
Can SAfags coming to the meet tomorrow please look at the route on the meet list. Ensure you know it so no one fucks up. Cheers.
>>15192766
*truck
>>15192761
Oh.
But is the car itself pretty good? Looking at buying one to replace my liberty gt.
>>15187006
Good car, but you won't be paying 30k in the end.
Expect catch-up maintenance and expect it to cost a LOT.
These cunts thrash the living fuck out of them, no matter how much they're sweet talking you that they don't.
Budget at minimum an extra 10 grand.
drive to macquarie uni today
behind red p-plater in stanced and lowered mercedes with stretched tyres
its a 30 zone
he slows to <10 over each speedbump
can the the disparity on wear on tyres
why don't the parents stop this?
>>15192767
Good post, here is your (you)
Just so you Victorians know. I'm working as a secretary to a member of Victorian parliament, so i hear things from my boss...they're about to push forth some new laws. I can't say if they will pass but this is what's being proposed so GET READY CUNTS.
>State wide increase on all license/rego fees by 10 dollars
>Learner drivers must now drive minimum 200 hours
>P platers cannot drive after dark without a valid exemption
>Full license drivers must now get an "approval" from a registered mechanic/engineer for every single modification, no matter how big or small. New defect notice added and others removed to simplify the process, basically no backyard mods or do it yourself (unless you pay an engineer)
>P platers have the same shit as NSW (speed limited)
>Drug tests are now going to incorporate a wider range of drugs including cocaine
>Similar to school zones, blackspot zones will now exist. Same shit, expect to get reamed in the ass if you go above 40 in a blackspot zone.
>School zones reduced to 30 in the melbourne area
>Tighter focus on emissions, older cars that are emitting too much shit are going to be subject to an additional levy ontop of your rego (80's car will have an extra 40 bucks, 90's car 30 bucks, ect ect)
I think a lot of them are really fucking dubious, so here's hoping they don't pass...but this is cucktoria so expect them to pass.
>>15192857
while that modification blanket ban without a slip sounds bad and obviously corrupt to make sure mechanics get more $$$, there is an upside.
Once you have a slip, i'm assuming cops cannot do shit to defect you. So with a dodgy mechanic mate this could make things slightly better.
The "no driving at dark" sounds fucking insane, how are they supposed to learn or get places
Blackspot zones KEK
30 zones KEK
The emissions one is the worst shit, it's pure moneygrubbing
drug tests are ok, if you do drugs and drive you're a bloody idiot
Holy fuck dudes earlier were right about s13, s15s etc going up in price like crazy.
>>15192857
Welp, time to move back to south Australia. I never thought I'd ever say that, but here we are.
>>15192857
Wouldn't shit like this get them voted out in a blink?
>>15192894
No, they've been doing this shit for years.
The thing is, most victorians don't actually even like it. They make it seem like we do, but 90% of people i talk to in real life think they're cunts who don't do what we want them to do.
Both sides of politics do it though, so we have no-one to vote in.
Also, this extends to more than cars, by the way. I'm talking about victorian law making in general, they piss everyone off.
If you cunts are interested i'll tell you how they fucked my shit up as a farmer (and how i dodgied my way out)
>>15192772
They are capable 4wd just not as good as a land cruiser. Can be thirsty tho.
>>15192894
They will get voted out, but the new legislations will stay. Anything to squeeze a few more shekels out of the goyim.
>>15192907
Alright mate, lets hear the story.
How do you tell your new boss who is giving you a trial that you've been shit kicking with a bung hand for the past 2 years?
It's so fucking awkward meeting a bunch of guys and trying to tell them what you get up to in your spare time and shit after being stuck in the neetzone
>>15192915
That's because they are a Prado competitor, not a LC competitor, friendo. Apples and oranges.
>>15192923
this. not a single victorian (except the trolls and ultra libcucks) like the shit they put in. we vote them out and then the next party does the same shit, with the old laws staying.
>>15192929
ok. i got a few stories about my interaction with vic government, so here goes. as backstory, i'm a 63 year old farmer, formerly lived in melbourne. as a kid things were much more chill, but i eventually ended up selling my house in melbourne to buy an entire farm because i saw how the city was going to eventually become what it is today. Conjested, unaffordable and very unfriendly to raising a proper family. here goes.
>Sell 3 bedroom house in Melbourne, use money to buy 140 acres and get help from mates to build a large home on the land
>Set up a winery and grow a few other things
>Land is right near a national park
>No problems for 20 years, i'm well off financially, raising my family, things are amazing
>Live away from government influencing every fucking aspect of daily life
>Kids go to local school where they make good friends and grow up with values
>Fast forward 20 years
>Start having intrusions on my property
>Turns out it's government workers
>Tell them to fuck off, it's MAI LAND
>They say ok every time, but a new bloke comes every single day
>Start to get mad as shit, contact local council and ask what the fuck is up
>Council says they have the right to "administer" a part of my land because trees hang overhead and some aboriginal bullshit
>Tell them fuck off, i bought the land fair and square here is my title
>They tell me to fuck off
>Contact lawyer, eventually win
>End up 10k out of pocket after winning and having partial court costs awarded
>Could have ended up completely fucked if a based judge did not see reason
Did it end there? Fuck no.
>>15192970
what the fug
youre 63?
>>15192907
Both Vic and Qld are leading the way into becoming totalitarian shitholes. I mean gov is fucked at the federal level where its one extreme fuckwit group the same as the other, that seems to have trickled down into the kiddies pool of state politics and its a complete farce now.
>>15192970
>Cunts keep coming onto my property and trampling on my berry patch
>Now i have a court order, i contact the local coppers (they're alright) who arrest the blokes
>Government then bails them out, sends more
>Repeat, over and over
>Cops keep arresting them
>Go back to judge, explain what's going on
>Judge is furious
>Lawsuit begins against what was known back then as the "forestry department" i dunno what it's called now
>For 2 years, the cycle of arrests and sending more men goes on over and over again
>Eventually win my case with a higher up judge and bro-tier judge giving evidence on my behalf how insane this is
>Government claims it was a 'red tape mixup' and apologizes by giving me 50k compensation
>I never cared about the money, just fucking wanted my property left alone
>>15192982
Who gives a fuck he's got a good story to tell ?
>>15192993
im talking shit m8
>>15192991
It gets better though, because the story does not end there. Forestry department now has some sort of vendetta against me, which i later found out was because i bought the land with a sacred aboriginal tree on it (i had no idea).
>Tree was always sitting there, a grand old tree too, must have been hundreds of years old
>I never cut it down, even though i had no idea of it's signifigance
>I liked it, my kids played in it and it was really beautiful
>After the whole shit fight in court, men came in the middle of the night while i slept
>Started fucking chainsawing the tree down
>I had enough and pulled my rifle out and fired warning shots, they scattered
>I called the coppers and they told me they sadly had to arrest me, they knew it was bullshit but they had to
>I was charged for "recklessly discharging a firearm" and "Assault on government employee" and have a criminal record now
>Start another lawsuit with the fact forestry was trying to frame me for cutting down a sacred abo tree, to try and somehow fuck me over and take the land to give to the "traditional owners" because they knew it was mine fair and square
>Won that one, but still have the criminal record
Not a peep from them since, but the red tape is such fucking bullshit on other things too. I have loads of smaller stories about shit at vicroads and shit.
>>15192991
You're lucky you won. Since it's your land why didn't you fence off the abbo area to stop the intrusions? Or just clear the whole fucking area with a dozer or something.
Where abouts in Vic roughly are you? I can't wait to gtfo of Melbourne. I've heard Mildura is ok.
>>15193043
I had a fence, i was growing berries over on that part so i diden't wanna bulldoze it.
I won't say exactly where i am, but it's somewhere near the victorian alps and to the east, wine country. My land backs onto a national park.
>>15192875
>Once you have a slip, i'm assuming cops cannot do shit to defect you. So with a dodgy mechanic mate this could make things slightly better.
Engineering certs don't make you immune to defects.
>>15193013
damn
you are one based motherfucker
>>15193013
Forestry cunts where always degenerates when I was growing up in northern NSW, but that's some 3rd-world shit right there.
I reckon at least 3/4's of the dope crops they found in the middle of the forests where actually done by some kind of crime-syndicate that just roped in forestry workers for the cash. We used to find them in the most out of the way places that literally no one but a forestry service would be able to reach and still be able to find their way out of.
>>15193043
Not old mate farmer, but Mildura's a bit of a rough town, not as bad as it was in the 80s but I don't think its entirely decent
>>15193064
thanks mate, but i'm nothing special. most country victorians are just like me, honest good aussie blokes.
the city of melbourne and the horror it's become does not represent our state. country victoria is beautiful and i suggest you cunts check it out, shit is paradise out here.
sadly, the meddling melbournians try and fuck everything up.
there's also a few poor souls still trapped in melbourne's hell and i suggest you guys come out here more than anyone else and see what it's like.
small towns can be way more friendly than the bigger cities.
>>15193074
got any mildura stories? I hear it's infested with ice now (same with bairnsdale here in the east) but i never spent any time up there
>>15193082
Salefag here. Bairnsdale is fucked, not as bad as sale. Sale used to be upper class town but then Fulham prison opened and sale went down hill year after year after that. Would like to hear Mildura stories also.
>>15193082
Could be full of meth a lot of country towns are now sadly, I've not been there for 20 years myself but my uncle was a detective in the late 1970's and early 80's.
He nearly got killed down there going undercover to find out about the marijuana trafficking at the time between Vic-NSW-SA border region, put it this way- there's a lot of people pushing up fruit trees on some orchards that where not so lucky.
I don't think much has changed really, maybe the people, but the shits still the same
>>15193100
What happened in sale? I live in omeo, i only go down to bairnsdale for food/supplies and only in the daytime. Seems a lot more trashy as the years go by, but it's fucking beautiful up here in the valley.
>>15193112
The town went to shit because Traralgon has a lot more jobs and things going for it, and the prison meant all the criminals' families came to live in sale, which shitted the place up. By extension, >>15193112
crime and drug use exploded. Now it's the ice capital of Vic (I think)
all these classic erections, where did the time go?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQw8NAMdmvw
get drunk tonight or go jew and save my shekels?
>>15193377
Chinese firewater bro
>>15192769
the only thing I'll remember is what roads to turn onto
>>15193379
I'd also like to enjoy the drink
>>15193379
i tried to find chink rocket fuel. couldnt.
do i drink goon? $40-50 for a case is starting to get pricey.
>>15193383
>>15193395
Get some bourbon and cookies. Best combo
>>15192907
It's because you cucks keep voting labour
