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[ D a i l y B i k e T h r e a d ] - /dbt/

nobike edition

>/dbt/ map
https://www.google.com/maps/d/viewer?msa=0&mid=z7CKLSFiJH_M.kMZoQpBOKipI

>Motorcycle Ergonomics Simulator
http://cycle-ergo.com/

>Noob? Read this:
>>10361928

>Webms with sound
>>>/wsg/1046108

>Previously on /dbt/
>>15085424
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harley, ducati and ktm a shit

inb4 "honda a shit" red.ditor cuck
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Hondas are pretty good yeah?
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thoughts on pagsta Chinese bikes? the minnie harley
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Bros how do you know when your chain needs adjusting vs needing to be replaced?

The sprockets look fine but the chains getting a bit loose.

Do you replace once you get to the end of the adjustment or ?
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>>15088704
gs500 a shit.
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>current bike
Tiger 800
>dream bike
Super duke r

Live 5 minutes from Laguna seca but no super duke for track days :x
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>>15088737
nice autism
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>>15088734
Check the slack, if you can't adjust the chain to be within spec the it's time for a replacement.
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Need a new bike anons anyone know anything on the Suzuki GSX 750F 1998 42km on it
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>>15088737

Its sad enough you keep posting that hoping people will think you're cool.

But what's even sadder is the fact that someone (i hope to fuck it wasn't you) actually sat down and spent time being such a bitter nobike fag they had to make that pathetic meme.

If it was you, kill yourself.
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any fun motovloggers?
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>>15088773
http://www.motorcyclenews.com/bike-reviews/suzuki/gsx750f/1998/
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>North American track days
Tape up/remove all the things, full leathers onry, passing only on straights

>South America/Southeast Asia shithole track days
Niggas in jeans 3 wide in every corner

The absolute madmen
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>>15088773
>42km
>1998

That's not right
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>>15088790
Mordeth13 used to be fun, then he got married to a woman he hated and his channel went to shit.
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>>15088781
>>15088757
Gs500 fag detected
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>>15088807

I used to like watching his stuff but the more I watched the more I realised he has a LOT of really stupid opinions on shit.

And that's not including the stuff he's objectively wrong about.

I still check his channel out every once in a while. Apparently he's divorced now.

>>15088790

yourpalschrisandal

>>15088814

Oh look, it's the fox from OP. How are those grapes going for you? Nice and sour?
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>>15088821
>Cognitive dissonance: The post.
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long story short, a friend of mine is fixing the electrical system on my bike for safety and charged me $160 for it up front (including parts) but it's become complicated and a chore (previous owner cut wires and jerry rigged everything) and it's taking much longer and is a lot more work than anticipated

i want to compensate him fairly

how much should i give him?
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>>15088839
>$160
I dont think he's your friend m8. For less than $160 you could easily bought a new wire harness
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>>15088853
the bike is over 40 years old and
>what is labor?
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>>15088833

you don't even understand the concept enough to not you're using it completely wrong.

>Sour grapes: the post
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>>15088858

know*
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>>15088856
Even wrost m8.
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>>15088740
Wassup Tiger 800 bro. 2012 here, non XC. You?
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>>15088839
Depends on how many hours he is putting into it.

A friends price per hour is like $20. Say he charged for an 8 hour day (giving you the parts for free as you are a friend) up front, no just add $20 for every hour extra.
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>>15088858
>Buyers Remorse: the post.
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I wamt a Grom family. I've never owned a bike before. I'm drunk as shit.
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>>15088884
Buy it NOW
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>>15088875

Post a timestamped pic of your bike.


Oh nevermind found one
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How bad of an idea would this be for a first bike?

http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/mcy/5591856150.html
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I'm about to go look at an 05 zx10r tomorrow. Anything I should know about em?
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i'd like a grom

they look fun, and i'm wee
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>>15088892
>Nobike pretending to have bike
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>>15088892
too late and drunk for timestamps

here's my colors from a few weeks ago
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>>15088897
Power wheelies at 100mph in 3rd.

Make sure it's got a damper. They're basically uncontrollable without one due to the short wheel base.
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>>15088897
http://www.nextmotorcycle.com/motorcycle/2005_kawasaki_ninja_zx10r_l2961

The bike in question. What do you guys think?
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>>15088893
He's probably selling because he cant afford the next 12k service interval, so be prepaed to pay $1,200+ in the next service.
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>>15088905

>pic from 1997
>no timestamp
>cropped to see they're up on blocks

kekkaroo. stop showing me old photos of your dads bikes
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>>15088908
That was going to be the first thing I bought if I picked it up. Basically every single one I see has a dampener on it. Any tips on which I should get? I've never needed to buy one so I don't know much about which are good.
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>>15088905
Ayy lamo!

>>15088920
Fucking cruiser cucks m8
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>>15088924
Ohlin steering damper.
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>>15088920
cropped for aesthetic
my dad is dead
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>>15088926

I'm impressed you can't see the straps for the seat dildo in that pic he posted.

>>15088935

I don't blame him. Having a disappointement like you would make anyone neck themselves
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>>15088930
Good enough for me.
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Has anyone ever ordered a new bike before? How long does it usually take to arrive?
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>>15088939
nobike mad cuz nobike
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>>15088957

errr I have a bike you faggot. You were the one that called me a gs500fag earlier on.

Are you mentally ill?

Also, still waiting for that timestamp. Those bikes aren't yours.
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>>15088935
clean garage. clean bikes
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>>15088893
Not a bad bike for a beginner. Just be prepared to pay a pretty penny for maintenance if you can't do it yourself.
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>>15088967
literally gaysquid500fagguette
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>>15088870
Same. Mine is in black and just got the givi side boxes for camping this summer
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> tfw no CB650F
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>>15088982
Why is GS500 so bad though?
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>>15088704
boring straight line webm?
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>>15088990

GS500 a shit
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>>15088967
>Nobiek pretends to be hasbike
KEK!
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>>15089014
I know, I wanna know how did they came up with such a poor bike? What went wrong?
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>>15088990
Its shit m8, only gs500 owners say it's good because of buyers remorse.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmnYrgVLs4E

Is there literally a single thing this guy didn't fuck up

>shit line
>accelerates hard hilariously early in the corner
>bike is bottoming out while he's practically upright
>freezes
>target fixates
It's like watching a 4 year old ride a tricycle into a tree.
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>>15088967
i never called anyone a fag and those bikes are certainly mine
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>>15089057
post your no-bike fagget, and i don't want to see your dads bike ya poof.
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>>15089077
Did he say

>my dad is going to kick me

That shitty spanish, Spics cant ride for shit.
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>>15089077
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>>15089077
Hahahaha what a fucking retard. At least it was an r3.
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>>15089077
Oh man I saw that coming. He really did fuck up in every way possible. I didn't think it was possible to do literally every single thing you're not supposed to do all at once
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>>15089097
>Claims to have a bike, dosent post it and call other anons nobike,

KEK! pls leave nobike.
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>>15088990

it's not

>>15089057

post your bike faggot

>>15089064

>what went wrong

your dad didn't pull out

>>15089084

Why are you lying on the internet?
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>>15089077
why do people put this shit on the internet?
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>>15089118
>Nobike

Ayy lmao
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>>15088990
It's a parts bin bike from the 80's that stayed in production until 2013.

It was outdated when it was new and it hasn't improved much since.
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>>15089123
Money. I would post my most embarrassing fuck ups for $4000 a month.
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>>15089118
fucking nobike, get out
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>>15089113
but i have two bikes
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so do i just buy a bike and start off driving around cones and do a safety course?

i want one for daily commuting, but idk i'll probably get killed on 35w in minneapolis
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>>15089138
i don't think i would. but i guess i see why others might
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>>15088990
Because its an old tractor engine honed to 500cc, heavy, shit suspension, rust, slow as ninja 250. Only yuro cucks, strayans and poorfags think it's good.
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>>15089148
Take the MSF course, buy gear, buy bike, ride.
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>>15089140
Post timestamp nobike
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>>15089155
>Strayans
We have MC22s. Why would we ride a GS500?
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>>15089148
move to the east side man. traffic out west sucks dick.
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>>15089140
Is this a fucking joke?

>girl anime kawai bike
>kucktm
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>>15089164
>Poorfags
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>>15089166
I live 5 minutes from east st paul in maplewood, but i work in sw minneapolis


for some reason i have it in my head that i should stay off of highways on a bike...
idk how I would safely commute to work on a bike
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>>15089148
How did you not learn as a kid? You'll likely never be as skilled as someone who did. But yeah, take msf.
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>>15089176
i commute on one of the busiest stretches of highway in the world on an old shitty 500, you'll be fine
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>>15089185
>old shitty 500,
GS500 cuckold detected.
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>>15089180
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>all the americans on YouTube who can't into splitting
I'm tempted to record my commute, where i'm often filtering at 50 km/h faster than surrounding cars
Just for kicks
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>>15089190
gross no
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>>15089197
Nice!
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>>15089195
>all the americans on youtube who can't into riding or even just not being a retard whatsoever
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>>15089172
GS500's cost as much as every other LAMS bike though.
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>>15089203
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>>15089208
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5jtAdH-BjI
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>>15089208
he didn't even put the plate on yet, clearly that's the before picture

nice try tho
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>>15089209
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>>15089202
that's the advertisement, mines painted and quite a bit more fucked up looking

>still better than a gs
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>>15089214
It didn't take long for motovlogging to become literally the worst thing in the world did it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5oZapEvK0xE
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>got to Motosocial meet tonight at local hipster coffee shop
>basically, local custom (cafe racer) shop doing cars and coffee but with bikes at 7pm
>20-25 bikes, mostly lightly modified UJMs, dual sports and metric cruisers, a couple harleys
>bunch of pretty cool dudes
>one chick, asian, there with super trendy dude with the most try-hard cafe of them all, think he worked at the custom shop
>coffee shop had a bunch of qt hipster chicks in it ignoring the bikes
>coffee was ass

Talked bikes, everyone had projects, was pretty cool. First bike meet I've been to that wasn't HARLEYDAVISONBRUBBRUB or Squids on Sportbikes TM.
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>>15089226
>a big gust of wind
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>mfw people don't realize bloggers deliberately say things that are obviously wrong just to make people talk about it
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>>15089225
Still nice,I dont know why but ive always liked that bike.
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>>15089226
>all that fucking shouting

ER nurses will tell you, the loud ones are the least hurt

lmfao
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>>15089231
Instead it was full of hipster try hards
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>>15089236
Fuck off, Tash
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>>15089236
mfw i'd kill for a mint pacific coast
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>>15089231
did you made out with a qt hipster twink?
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>>15089139

If you've been following you'll know my bike has already been mentioned right at the start.

Shall I write this in crayon for you?

Now stop stalling and post a timestamped pic of your bike.
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>>15089236
oh snowcat clearly does.

Some people like chaseontwowheels are just not very smart, you can hear it in their drawl, the way they stumble over their own words, he is a simpleton. He doesn't even bother to research the bikes he reviews.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=511SLUHPmRw

plus I mean there's only so far you can go in faking being retarded, crashing a panigale that isn't yours and injuring yourself in the process usually isn't one.

then again snowcat is a bona fide retard who crashes other peoples bikes too.
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>>15089226
It was inevitable. The surge in motovlogging is just a symptom of the actual larger problem.

yuppie numale know-nothing faggots ruining motorsport culture.

the same people that would have been collecting katanas and nunchucks 5 years ago are now driving miatas in the canyons and riding motorcycles.

makes me sick
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>>15089261
pls write in crayon first
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>>15089241
only 2-3 of them were tryhards

>>15089260
nah
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>>15089160
Where is your no-bike?
>>15089167
whats the joke?
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>>15089274
Anyone with a 'project' or ujm is a try hard
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its midnight

should i get beer
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>>15089262
subd is the least shitty motovlogger.
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>>15089262

Don't forget you need to blame other people for your fuckup when you crash.

That CO2W crash is the most embarrassing thing I've seen I think.
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>>15089283
If you don't have a project you're a limp wristed faggot that doesn't know how to turn a wrench.
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>>15089283
i have both
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>>15089274
All hipster are tryhards
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>>15089264
Man I forgot how playing racing games and discussing racing online wasn't always completely terrible.
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>>15089289
if he's the least shitty motovlogger...why would he lend a bike to the most shitty of all time again?

This logic isn't holding up.

It is well known that the least shitty motovlogger is roadcraft nottingham.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mE1mtnZcAg

I don't know if you can call adventure oz / endurocross training / learn trials bike guy a motovlogger so I'm not including him.
>>
>tfw no money
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>>15089319
the 500 turbo was for sale near me a year or so ago i i didn't buy it because i'm a retard
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>>15089294
>Implying hipsters know about tools

https://vimeo.com/118513415
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>>15089319
do you think it gets turbo lag? i hate that shit
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>>15089324
I'd be fine with the amount of money I have if I didn't have to fucking go to work and get super pissed off every day for it.

I'd just ride an old shitsport and go shitbiking every day
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>>15089335
i don't know what i was expecting but i smiled

>my tools are mastercraft, i can't afford snapon
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Is the ZX6R of current year produced in Thailand?

I know 250/300s and ZX10Rs are
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>>15089347
>mastercraft
I go a mix of stanley, Craftman and some Snap on wrenches. I got some of them from my dad and others i bought for cheap.
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>>15089226
Why the fuck does this guy have subs?
You can tell he can't ride for shit right off the bat.

And he sounds like a fucking massive pussy. I mean it's obvious he's never going to push himself or even know where to start to get better.

I honestly wonder why people who never road motorcycles as kids ever decide to pick this shit up in their 20's. You're just risking your life for no reason.. you're never going to be fast and everyone knows you're a desk jockey so whats the point. it's so pretentious and cringy.
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>>15089359
>mastercraft

i might have meant craftsman..

what one is from sears? my grandma used to work there so i got a million for free
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>>15089294
Bikes aren't projects. They are either being repaired or running.
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>>15089319
>implying Ichiban Motor isn't the best
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aecsw9MPxBg
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>>15089351
>>15089351
Probably, everybody is making bikes there even ducati.

>>15089378
>what one is from sears?
craftsman
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>>15089383
if it's being repaired it's a project

are you esl or what?
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>>15089384
>implying "how to" videos are Motovlogs.
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>>15089383
My bike has been a project since the day I got it. Maintenance and modification are two different things.

>>15089391
Doesn't need to be broken to be a project.
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>>15089361

>stop liking what I like

grow up
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>>15089384
not a motovlogger.

if we just have motorcycle video channels then stuff like 44teeth, adventure oz/endurocross, schaaf, rnickeymouse, enduro kex etc. all enter the discussion, they're all good.
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Do you think it's possible to hollow out a log and install it as a custom exhaust system???
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>>15089391
It's a project if a hipster buys a shit bike and tries to turn it into a shit bike with lipstick

>>15089397
Should have bought an actually good bike to begin with instead of being a try hard
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>>15089397
it has to be kind of broken.

you're not going to make a 2016 zx-6r with 1 mile on it a project, are you?
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>>15089406
Aussies do it all the time.
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>>15089384
>implying Cross training, edurocross & enduro techniques is not the best motorcycle channel on youtube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yb6QHxaqR1k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhj2QtnsA90
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmUUxV3c_NQ
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>>15089404
Keep trying..
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>>15089406
with or without silencer?
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>>15089406
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=beyIA4ol6DE

no
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>>15089407
i have a project bike, it runs but it's not licensed or insured and it needs a million things done (transmission, electrical, final drive, suspension, cosmetic etc.) and since i have a job and other interests that preclude me from devoting 100% of my time to it.. it's a project
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>>15089430

Doesn't look very functional............................................................
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>>15089411
Well, there's not a lot you can do on modern sportbikes once you do exhaust, levers, pegs, power commander, other than aesthetics. But if I had fuck you money for custom fab and engine work, yeah I would.

The list of mods to my bike is huge, and I'm not done yet, so it's still a project.
https://github.com/raimondi1337/DRZ400ModList

>>15089407
List of bikes from the factory that have a tank as big as mine, integrated turn signals all around, a phone charger and heated handgrips under 400lbs:
>
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>>15089433
A bum who buys a bike they cannot repair, attempts to excuse their failure to have it in riding order with "oh its just a project hehe".
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>>15089448
Simple modifications don't make it a 'project'
being a poor bum who strings cheap and effortless modifications along for a stupid amount of time due to being a poor lazy bum isn't excusable by calling it a 'project'
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>>15089425

here is your reply
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>>15089428
>he doesn't make his own beer
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You guys just ever sit there and wonder where it all went wrong
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>>15089450
>still not understanding the difference between modifications and maintenance
Either you're trolling or you're a middle class white man that financed a DynaSuperUltraElectraGlideClassicDeluxe and is afraid of fucking up your chrome so you have the dealer install your new handgrips for you.
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>>15089461
no i mainly just sit around thinking about the next/last time i went riding on one of my bikes
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>>15089461
Oh god no, I know exactly where it went wrong.

At birth.

I realized that at about 11-12 years of age.

I've been over it for about a decade now lol.
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>>15089467
Modifications don't make your bike a 'project'
Stop being a hipster try hard
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>>15089461
Yeah but then I remember I already figured it out and thinking about it isn't healthy any more and I go ride or look at gear on revzilla to take my mind off of it
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>>15089450
>a bum
quit projecting
>not having a project and a few plated, runners in the stable
how poor are you?
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>>15089440
its not, you are better off running with nothing on the end of the muffler
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I would like to speak with the cunt who thought putting the coolant overflow tank cap behind the frame and under the tank.
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>>15089482
>he cares about being healthy
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>>15089486
Not poor enough in time or finances to be unable to quickly fix my bikes :^)
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>>15089461
na i feel pretty good
.. tonight was supposed to be cold so i'm canning
..i'm a bit hot
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>>15089486
>Hipsters on centerlink think there rich
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Brand new rider, gonna be picking up a bike when I move as my main form of transportation. 250 or 600?
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>>15089496
try an old classic, parts take a while to come by, but it's worth the wait
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>>15089501
600 m8
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>>15089501
600

I'm new too but you'll grow out of 250
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>>15089501
2300 or you'll get bored
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>>15089501
4-500
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>>15089501
If you rode on a near daily basis as a child then go straight to a 600+ sports bike. If not then just get a scooter like the rest of the bums should have
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>>15089501
1300
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As a guy who doesnt know anything about motorcycles, and wants to start learning about them, where do I start?
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> tfw no time to ride
I mean I have an hour until I have to leave for uni but I wouldn't even make it to the city limits by then. Then uni, then uni homework, sleep, work.
> almost 30° this week
Jesus Christ I'm melting.
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>>15089505
Fuck off hipster cuck, go watch ur mum get fuckt by tyrone while you masturbate to steve mcqueen
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>>15089517
twist of the wrist 2
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>>15089500
>nobody understands you
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>>15089512
I rode on a near never basis, did a bit of 3 wheeling as a kid so I know how clutches work and shit, but that's about the extent of my knowledge
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>>15089501
400 - 650 cc twin
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who /nobike/ here?
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>>15089521
my mom died
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>>15089494
send an email to the manufacturer and post it
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>>15089517
A time machine to go back to when you were a child
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>>15089530
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>>15089517
lurk here
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>>15089517
At the DMV / riding school. Also this >>15089524.
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>>15089532
>>15089532
Cuz i fuckt her really hard, fagget!!
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>>15089532
hot
Where is she buried?
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>>15089538
I've been lurking here for a while, and I barely understand what anyone's saying
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>>15089494

Use a hose faggot.
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>>15089547
cremated

her remains are in the mountains near where she grew up
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>>15089550
All the retarded comments are coming from 2 anons.
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>>15089532
Post a pic so i can Honor her.
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>>15089551
I did, but the cap on the top was not secured in any way so taking it off it fell behind onto the engine. Had to take the side fairings off to get it back and work my fingers in to get it back on. Pain in the ass.
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>>15089558
no thankyou
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>>15089550
Come here in about 10-12 hours when it's euro evening, the shitposting is at its worst now with Aussies and Murrikans up.
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>>15089553
>vicCB400sf
>Harley anon
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This faggot in this thread who keeps going:

>if u didnt ride as a kidd ull be bad!!!!

needs to fuck off. Stupid ass nigga has no idea what he's talking about.
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>>15089562
Yeah come back when it's full of german cuck language speak
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>>15089562
it's too early for murka

aussie's are full swing.. 16 hours from now is best
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>>15089550
What do you want to know anon?

>>15089562
>Murrikans up
It's 4am on the east coast m8, prolly more eurocucks on now than burgers
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>>15089565
where? i only see one post that says that
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>>15089565
Shit cunt who never rode as a kid and knows he'll always be a Shit cunt newbie detected
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>>15089567
Was hast du gesagt Alta isch fick disch Messa Alta

>>15089568
>>15089572
The American NEETs are still up, they're the worst. Most Euros are at work.
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>>15089572
Well i wanna know what bike would be recommended for a beginnerfag. I dont know much about em though, so i thought that i'd come here for advice
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>>15089576

grow up
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i want a zx 6r.. i've owned 3 of the big 4 jap bikes, never a kawasaki

i'm worried tho that the zx6 is the squiddiest of super sports

is it?
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>>15089579
Now do cuck or cuckold.
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>>15089563
i have only posted in this thread a couple of times though
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>>15089577
>europoors
>working

>>15089581
Never touched a bike in your life?
How tall/fat are you?
What country?
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>>15089582
hello brian cruz
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>>15089583
636 is great, i always picked the gixxer as the squidiest.
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>>15089590
M8 you call everbody a nobike all day long.
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>>15089593
Never

I'm 180 cm , or 6'0", and fit
I live in the UAE,
note: im not an arab tho, just an expat
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>>15089583
gixxer is squiddest

>>15089596
636 engine is so bad they went back to the 599...
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>>15089596
yeah gixxer is pretty squiddly

i'm kind of #honda4lyfe but i also think it would be cool to have one from every manufacturer
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>>15089601
And then back to 636? the 05/06 636 engine is great.
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>>15089565
triggered slowfag detected
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>>15089597
To be fair most of the time the people i call no-bikes can't prove they aren't
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>>15089565
i have been riding motorbikes since i was 4, why am i still shit?
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>>15089598
Alright, dunno what license restrictions you have over there if any, you'll have to figure that out yourself. Basically, just don't start on a four cylinder 600 or 1000 ei ZX-6r, R6, CBR600 or GSX-R 600, becuase they have a ton of power that all comes on around 10k, kinda like turbo lag, and will get you into trouble.

Buy used because you're going to drop it and scratch it anyways, let somebody else pay for that depreciation. Get a use Ninja 250, Ninja 650 or SV650 that got some scratches on it and you can sell it in a year for whatever you paid for it unless you fuck it up big time. There are plenty of other good used bikes too.
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>>15089593
m8 we have to work otherwise how should we get money to give to the refugees?
Also
> be American
> can't get a good job because cucked by Mexicans
> have to work at 4 different fast food joints to pay the rent for your flimsy house made of wood and drywall
> get obese from absorbing all the grease at work through osmosis
> get cardiac arrest
> go to hospital
> can't pay 30,000 USD per day for the stay
> try to run but only manage to waddle a little
> can't fit through the door
> get shot
> clap for the shooter because of his fine aim
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>>15089616
no off nobike
>to be fair
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>>15089618
Because a you were molested.
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>>15089621
>no off nobike
wut?
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>>15089598
Why the fuck would you willingly move there?
On the matter of bikes, you might have to lurk the local bike market a little before deciding on a bike; Ninja 250 / 650 / SV 650 etc might be uncommon if there are no license restrictions and everyone either rides a scooter, 125 or Busa.
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>>15089626

i'm pretending to be retarded
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>>15089619
Thanks for the info, my dude.
Anything else i should know about bikes, before i fuck up big time?

>>15089631
Studies.
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>>15089636
Why would you want to study with sandniggers?
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>>15089620
>> be UK
>> don't get a good job because would cut into pub time
>> have to collect welfare from 4 different townshipshires to pay the rent for your flimsy house made of moss and muddy stones
>> get obese from absorbing all the grease from the fish and chips since there's nothing else to eat
>> get ticker-stoppy
>> go to Arch Duke of Wales' witch doctor
>> can't pay 30 shillings per day for the stay
>> try to run but trip on the uneven floor they don't fix because it has character
>> smash your teeth but no one can tell they look any different so can't get them fixed
>> get a pint at the pub on the way home
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>>15089644
most of them are too stupid to make it into college here, so im studying with americans, euros, and africans.
btw the average IQ here is 83
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>>15089636
>Anything else i should know about bikes, before i fuck up big time?
Wear protective gear. I spent more on my first set of gear than on my bike.
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>>15089634
that sounds fairly autistic
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>>15089654
>Africans

Kek
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>>15089636
>Anything else i should know about bikes, before i fuck up big time?
Watch Twist of the Wrist 2. Be gentle with the throttle and the brakes; respect the bike. Regularly do slow-speed stuff (try to ride 100 m at walking speed without putting your legs down and without deviating more than a few cm from the straight line etc) and emergency braking and evasion from 50 kph or more so you can do it instinctively.

For your first bike get something with
> 2 cylinders
> around 30-70 hp
> upright riding position
> used but running
> TEST RIDE BEFORE BUYING
Test ride doesn't mean putting around the neighborhood, it means 30 minutes at least of mixed riding (city / highway). You might want to take lessons or get used to shifting and the riding basics by riding a friend's bike a couple of times BEFORE buying a bike.
GET FULL GEAR. That's boots (made for riding; need ankle protection), gloves or gauntlets, pants and jacket (leather preferred, textile possible but always needs CE rated armor), full face helmet.

What are you studying?

>>15089649
>>> be UK
Gott strafe England
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>>15089675
>test ride before buying
lolwut

i ain't letting some n00b ride my bike around for an hour while he decides if he wants it
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>>15089675
>be french
>smell bad, wave white flag

>be german
>be cucked by the world by law

>be spain, greece, italy
>be poor

>be anything else
>be no one
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>>15089683
>Mericans be fat cucks
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>>15089681
>c-can i test ride it...?
>crashes your bike
>decides riding is not for him
>doesnt buy the bike
Who would do this?
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>>15089675
>it means 30 minutes
Not really. If I'm not done with a craigslist deal in under 30 minutes I know I'm wasting my time. If it goes around the block twice and cycles through all of the gears you're probably fine, especially if can observe the obvious level of maintenance.

Also, pants are overrated.
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>>15089675
how expensive can full gear be?

studying mathematics
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post /dbt/ songs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dn7SBQ6X5HU
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>>15089681
a) seller doesn't need to know he's a noob
b) if seller is not a douche bag he'll understand people don't want to get fucked over, especially in murrika or sandniggerland
If you don't let me test ride your bike when I'm interested in buying it, I'll assume something is wrong with it and just find another deal.
BTW insurance is a thing. Also you can simply have the buyer sign a contract that forces him to at least pay for the damages or the bike in full if he crashes it on the test ride.
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>>15089691
The kid that totaled my DRZ.

>>15089695
You can get a full set of stuff that will protect you for like $500 in the US. I'd spend $800 for some nicer/comfier stuff though. You can drop $2000 on gear easy.
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>>15089695
decent new helmet ~$200
decent new gloves ~ $100

everything else you can get second hand
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>>15089697
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=viYfWqSECAk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=seS2lp7WFbU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Isj0oBjfrxE
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