Anyone have any ideas about what I can do to a Jaguar F type (R) to make it sound less like a lawnmower to an eleven year old girl?
Don't buy an indian lawnmower then
Go see a otologist. Doesn't sound remotely like that.
>>15053777
Trips for truth
Something is wrong with your ears OP
>>15053760
Unfortunately I think the only option is to trade her in and get a new one. One that's faster, stronger, and has better taste when she sits in a hundred thousand dollar car.
>>15053760
Make her use a lawnmower?
>>15053760
Quit taking the piss, the F-Type sounds like pure sex
>>15053760
Wtf dude? These sounds absolutely amazing even at the V6. The V8 probably will be the best sounding car of this decade.
>>15053760
Send her to an orphanage OP. Ftype is the greatest car in existence
>>15053760
I wish my girlfriend was eleven
Drive it in dynamic and sport and keep it around 3-4K RPM for the crackles. If that's not enough for you get a quicksilver exhaust system, but know going in to it that it is going to be loud as fuck all the time from now on.
