>1st thread: >>14851502
>2nd thread: >>14861999
>3rd thread: >>14876710
>4th thread: >>14889498
>5th thread >>14918330
>6th thread >>14949437
>7th thread >>14963236
>2016 Brit/o/ Race Meet
>Where: Opposite the Poet & Castle, Codnor, Derbyshite DE5 9QY
>When: June 19th
>Time: 10:30 onwards
>shitposting spreadsheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1bRCUBc-mBWiEhbrRej0-caXlWxypMD1uqtY1OB5BDW8/edit?pref=2&pli=1#gid=0
>seekrit chat that anyone can join: uk-o-meet.slack.com
>Post an email here and someone will invite you
N O W E L S H
Sophie Ellis-Bextor prizes for the meet are already arriving.
>>15004631
That's a strong jawline.
>>15004978
>talking shit
Bet you're a willposter too
>>15004631
She has Ainsley Harriott on her left knee
>>15005920
That only spices things up.
1st for Leicester having all the luck, Snooker champion, Premier League champions, and now a Brit/o/ meet
>>15005968
Also Soph is lovley. tyvm.
>>15005968
All that luck and they still talk like savages smdh
>>15005920
>talking shit about soph
rrrrrrr my autism!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOdgbRx4ihQ
This thread's anthem.
>>15005395
>>15004978
Her jawline is thicker than a bowl of oatmeal
>>15006400
She is the sexiest woman to ever live. Watch her sing in that video. Unf.
>Brit/o/
>not the most autistic general on /o/
So what is this, lad culture on the bus or lad culture about Astra's? Either way it's positively cancerous
I can't wait for this meet. You all seem like a bunch of lunatics. In a nice way.
And I now have an interest in Super Soph.
Content for you lads, a pensive looking man st in Fire Force, a pretty serious jet car.
More content for the content god
These are all from Ultimate Street Car btw, which I think we should also make a showing at.
The music and evening stuff was pretty fun too
Bare American ting at Santa Pod
Can't bring myself to hate a Robin
>>15006505
Where was it m8?
>>15006673
Santa Pod Raceway.
>>15006710
Thats not too far away from the Tick, isit?
>>15006865
It's in Northamptonshire, but I really couldn't tell you. USC is in August, anyway, the meet is mid-June. Why not both?
>>15006944
Micra's drag racing down the strip. Seems like a great time desu
Is it available on that day?
>>15006986
The day of the meet is BMW Show
http://www.bmwshow.co.uk/
>>15006992
>BMW's Only
What! Are they scared of us or something? Ha.
in b4 a more beautiful lady
>implying this will ever happen
bump for soph
Isn't that the elegant lady who presents Antique Roadshow?
>>15004631
>Is it /bg/ or /b/o/g/ edition
b/o/ng
>>15006986
This is a 7 minute car lad, were racing for pinks, good luck
>>15009640
>you owe me a seven minute car
>you owe me a bus pass
Working on Sunday
I bet Soph never had to work on a Sunday
Guys, if we're going to start a general we have to create memes
>>15010152
>what is soph
>what is micra
>what is black will
>>15004631
is this where cucks who vote for muslim immigration and muslim mayors of london post?
>>15010695
No that's /pol/ m8
>>15010725
>be brit
>get beheaded for not following sharia law
Hey faggots tell me what car to buy on a learner permit. Ireland btw
I know little about cars but have recently become very interested in learning. I want a cheap, dime-a-dozen shitbox to git gud at wrenching with and gain a better understanding of how everything works in there.
Assuming this isn't a completely retarded idea where I'm going the completely wrong way about learning, what cars common to bongistan would fill this role?
>>15010886
MX-5 Is Always The Answer
>>15010886
Also interested in this
>>15010886
micra bruh
>>15010864
This.
>>15010864
Micra
>>15010152
Micra
>>15010886
Micra
>>15005395
You bet wrong, gimme your wager cunt.
>>15012156
Congrats. You've won a Micra.
>>15012194
Plz deliver to meet.
>>15012204
You'll have to collect it, for reasons obvious
>>15012225
>All those Extinguishers
What kind of party is this?
>>15012297
The best party
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-X0EjwF8o0g
>>15012948
All aboard the bus to the party then
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Zbi0XmGtMw
Muslims have taken over London edition
>>15012948
>>15013345
>>15013655
>decadent western parties are haram
>mentioning halal London is haram
congrats lads, you're nicked
>>15013879
The rozzers can't catch me
Brit/o/ is supposed to be about knowing you could buy three supercars used for the price of a year's insurance on your Micra.
>>15006542
That's a vauxhall victor m8
>>15016783
If you're an underaged faggot maybe
>>15016890
Wouldn't know bro, sorry
>>15016902
I'm 25 and insurance on my auto diesel is over 2 gs
>>15016917
Have you only just started driving? I can get insured on a rs6 for £800 and i'm 22
>>15016924
Been driving five years or thereabouts. Auto diesel v6, 2300 pound or something, with 6 points and three accidents
>>15010886
Considering I'm a fucking idiot and installed a turbocharger and associated plumbing/wiring, suspension components, radiator/fan upgrade, etc., I think a MX-5 will do fine.
>>15016980
>6 points and three accidents
well there you go then
>>15017016
>not getting points in this police state
Share your secrets. The accidents, though, only one was my fault.
>>15017183
Only speed when you know its safe to do so.
I got out of getting three points for my broken mirror the other day by sweet talking the policeman though, he said I had to cut the monkey hanging off the tow hook off or get three points. I chose the monkey of course.
>>15017214
>be me, driving back from super deep countryside
>flying down what passes as the main road, national speed limit
>come to straight, gas
>90mph, see 30 sign
>camera immediately after, caught at 66
>go to court
>6 points, 400 pound fine
>>15010864
Paddy here.
If you can stand the look I'd go with a 1L Yaris. It's the most powerful of the most common 1L lot (polo, micra, corsa). It's probably the best built too, in the 4 years and 50k miles I drove it all I ever did was change the filters, oil and 2 tyres.
>>15016915
>in a brit thread
>doesn't know brit cars
Step it up senpai
>>15017222
Its because you're speedy speed boy, mateyo, when I first got my licence I sped everywhere. One day a policeman gave me a stern talking to for doing double the limit, he was traffic police too so I figured I was fucked... For some reason he let me go.
Ever since that day I won't speed unless I absolutely know the road and know the current traffic situation. I like driving too much to throw it away for a five second blast, I most enjoy the corners anyway but that's probably because my car is mega slow.
Don't get me wrong, I still drive spiritedly. I just don't go mad constantly anymore, shit, its all down to chance anyway I guess.
>>15017368
It's all well and good to say when your car takes a good time at full WOT to break the law but it becomes a lot harder when driving your car at 100% will put you in license loss territory in a few moments.
>>15017355
You wouldn't be able to identify a pre-unit 350 and I don't give you shit for it
>>15017368
>>15017401
This is correct, when I got my 6 points I was driving a 300hp V8. I got it to 155 that night as I figured I'd already lost my licence. I have never got a speeding ticket in a 4 cylinder either lol
>>15017368
>>15017401
he's right desu and I usually don't agree with tripfags.
There really is a time and place.
Have I done 155mph on a motorway at 3 in the morning? ayyy
Would I do it at 9AM on the way to work? Jesus Christ No.
It doesn't matter how fast your car is, you can drive right? If you can't control the application of power (or you get tempted by it) then you're a shit driver and deserve the points, end of.
>>15017415
No one does 155mph at 9am at work
For a start it generally isn't possible, it's a reduction to the absurd.
If I want to 'have fun' like I would in my econobox and I put my foot down, I'm doing 100 pretty easily.
I tend to keep it below 80 on country roads just for safeties sake but there's a reason people like the 86, lotus etc. When you have a car with bucketloads of power you basically never get to have fun with it. It's far more fun to drive some 4 banger shitbox to the limit at 80 than it is to drive some monster machine at 50% of its limits at 80.
>>15017415
This was midnight on a Saturday and a 200 yard stretch of 30mph limit on 100ish miles of national speed limit out in the country
>>15017415
Don't believe for a minute you've got above 140mph to be honest pal
>>15017433
I'm just exaggerating it to prove a point m8.
If you're speeding during daylight hours and in areas known to have speed cameras, you're asking for it, you should know that.
If you have a fast car and want to use its power on public roads, do so at hours when it is far less dangerous to yourself and to others to do so. It's not like track days don't exist either.
Endangering yourself by driving fast isn't the problem, you can die for all anyone cares, it's what you could do to someone else that's the problem.
Admittetly I'm Irish and traffic laws here are really lax, I've never seen a single speed camera on the motorway after midnight (on a weekday), let alone a garda car, and as for the twisties? go nuts.
My best friend is like you and complains all the time about not being able to drive fast. Hardly a surprise he's had accidents and has [spoiler]death[/spoiler]
Sure I'm biased, but for a fucking good reason.
Protip: Take a passenger with you for your daily drive and drive as you normally would, someone honest preferably. You'll know from their body language alone if they feel safe with you driving. If they don't. You're shit at driving.
>>15017464
>Midnight on a Saturday night
Think about that lad, does that sound like a time where the police ARENT looking for speeders?
>>15017468
Believe what you want senpai.
>>15017517
I am not all of these posters, I'm the guy who got the ticket. I got done by a camera in a bush on 200 yards of 30 zone in 100+ miles of national speed limit. The camera luck will get you too, if you ever speed. I don't anymore. Are you nocar or just slowcar?
>>15017526
Cameras can be shitty, but if it's a route you drive often you always be prepared to find it there. At least here in Ireland they're fairly predictable.
Astra OPC (VXR), hardly what you would call slow.
I know I went on a rant but after seeing what happened my friend with that attitude I just can't stand it. I told him if you want to go fast, just do it in the wee hours like I do.
He didn't listen.
>>15017546
I stick to the speed limit pretty much all the time since the ticket. Obviously I didn't know the road and I was being irresponsible. I'm sorry to hear what happened to your friend, slightly different to my situation though I'd imagine
>>15017560
I shouldn't have brought it up, but thanks.
I'm not a granny, I usually do 10% above the speed limit even on my drive to work, but I do watch for cameras as I know where they'll be. If you don't know the road you have to ask yourself if it's really worth the risk.
But hey I don't mean to give out to you, it happens m8, they're cunts for doing it at limit changes anyway.
>>15017583
Yeah, such is life. I was lucky as apparently the sentencing guidelines only go up as far as double the limit, over that they have free reign to fuck you repeatedly and as hard as they like. As I'm a mechanic, I managed to blag keeping my licence and I was very happy about that. It's only now that I can't insure fuck all that I'm bitter about the points.
>>15017183
Bro I got chased by the 5-0 after passing them at 100 in a 30, all around residential areas, anticlockwise around islands etc. They caught me when I got blocked in by a taxi. I had no MOT, no insurance, and only my provisional license. Car got towed and it cost me 800 to get it back but I was up front and polite with the cop, just said I was testing some repairs i had made for MOT and panicked when I saw him, said my sorries and he took me back home and told me to grab a brew and calm down
>>15017410
350 as in sbc? Why the fuck would I I'm a Brit
>>15017641
I'm finding this hard to believe but I don't want to call bullshit as you probably went to some effort to get that picture.
>>15017654
>in a brit thread
>doesnt know brit engines
Wew
>>15017656
It helped that the cop was a fan of old audis (thats my s2 in front of the cop car) and we sat talking about the s2 and his old coupe while we were waiting for the recovery truck
>>15017662
>on a car forum
>expects anybody to be able to identify different variants of ancient motorcycle engines
Yes lad wew, not quite the same as recognising a car
>>15017517
>It's not like track days don't exist or anything
Speeding tickers are less expensive than track days
If you don't know this, you've never been on a proper track day.
>>15017993
B/o/ng track day when
>>15018004
When you shill out for £200-400 worth of safety gear depending on the tracks regs
£50-100 to reg on for the day [you don't get it back if you cancel]
Cash for tires, pads, oil change and service afterwards
Some won't let you on without certain insurance or licenses
Some will flat out refuse you entry if you break [very stringent] noise regulations which you can pass the first stage of then trigger on a pass by of a corner and get removed due to NIMBY neighbours.
>>15018012
Wat
Each time I've been it's £150-200 for the track day itself + £10 to hire a helmet + a full tank of fuel. Insurance is optional, no other safety gear required as you're not doing a race. All you need is a road-worthy car. You're not going to burn through a set of tyres or pads unless they were very worn already
>>15018030
If you don't burn through your tires, you're doing it wrong tbhfamalam
>>15018004
Karting is far more realistic.
>>15018051
true, but our br/o/thers over in canada or somewhere managed one or at least were planning one
>>15018030
>£150-200 for the track day itself
what godforsaken pothole-ridden track are you going to?
>>15017751
>childish defensiveness when wrong
>car forum
Weak response followed by weaker bait. No Soph CDs for you.
>>15018051
There's a few kart tracks in Essex. Don't be scared if you're from up North and see two bungalows seemingly stacked on top of each other, that is a multistorey building, you'll get used to it.
>>15018261
kek
>>15018261
It's houses that aren't connected together that confuse them.
>>15018341
>>15018261
Nah what really confuses us northerners is why you pay 3x as much for a similar house down there as what you would find up here.
>>15018375
We have roofs on our houses down here.
>>15018375
Because our houses aren't shit and have things like gardens.
>>15018433
>>15018414
http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-58158647.html
http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-36357036.html
Kek. Well enjoy paying a lot more money for a lot less house.
>>15018533
Choosing to live in a residential street
http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-41684334.html
http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-52638625.html
>>15018550
I could find houses that will beat your examples in quality for similar prices. I couldn't find a one that beats your examples with that much land without adding a significant sum to the price.
gg you win. I'm a faggot.
>>15018375
Because there's work down South and it pays an awful lot more
>>15018533
>suburbia
>>15018533
>>15018550
>Using Rightmove
Jesus Christ how disgusting can you get?
>>15017641
>>15017738
>that equipment
>that interior
How fucking long ago were these photos taken?
>>15017415
>Would I do it at 9AM
Mate, you'd be lucky to do 15.5MPH in rush hour here.
I've been stopped for doing 80 in a 30 on my way to work, because it dumps you down to that from a straight bit of 50.
I stopped driving through chavsville on my way to work, after that.
And after overtaking an off-duty copper doing twice the speed limit on a bend, who then chased me all the way to work. Cunt was lucky he had his badge handy, because I was about to smack him one when I stopped. Had him figured for a carjacker.
>>15017415
>155mph on a motorway at 3 in the morning
That's the perfect time to just relax, turn the stereo up, kick back, and cruise along at 80.
>>15018051
Karting is fucking scary. Last time I did it. I was driving something lighter and smaller than my bicycle, with an engine the size of the one in my car. In a warehouse not much bigger than the one I work in.
It was fun, but holy shit.
>>15018375
Because there are jobs down here. Not so much Oop North, where all you can do is get some slag pregnant and live off her baby benefits money to mod your Corsa.
>>15019062
>>suburbia
> Easy access to motorways
> Sparse traffic outside of rush hour
> Good driving roads everywhere
> Lower insurance because safer
> Few to no buses
> Twisties just going down to the next town over
> Can sleep at night without constant traffic noise
> No jam-packed migrant scum everywhere
> Any immigrants you do get out there are successful ones; my new romanian neighbours spent the weekend working on their newly-bought Discovery, and have handily blocked off the shitty parking with their fuckhuge vans.
Suburbia > city life.
> Access to shops and things
> Not tens of miles from the nearest motorway
> Good internet connection
> Non-shit signals for GPS and phone
> Delivery coverage
> Roads wider than Farmer Giles' tractor, so you can actually get past him. Unless he's being a cunt that morning and is using the one with the tracks.
Suburbia > country living.
>>15019114
rural > all
>>15018533
>>15018550
Us Southerners pay a premium called "Southern Tax"
This affords us less Muslims per capita, less crime per capita, less respiratory illnesses per capita, less fat people per capita, better weather, better road and public transportation networks, better emergency services, accents that don't sound like the person is speaking mid-vomit, much less betting shops per sq mile, superior public services and amenities, and fewer Northerners.
It's well worth it imo tbqh.
>>15019128
>Southerners
>less Muslims per capita
laffin
>>15019114
>hurr suburbia is better for us avid petrolheads haha did I mention that in suburbia there's better access to amenities which are closer so you don't need to drive as much?
>>15019134
Why do you think most Muslims move north? Because the houses are so cheap.
>>15019144
>the new mayor of caliph hamlets and other districts
>>15018255
Wrong? I asked if by 350 the small block chevy was meant, and didnt get an answer. I knew what pre unit meant but you didn't say anything about triumph which I had to find out by googling.
>in a bong thread
>doesn't recognise a vauxhall victor
>expects people to be able to identify ancient motorcycle engines
>in a bong thread
>on a car forum
Bitch I will rob you of your CDs then give them back for I am no longer in the stone age and use more up-to-date media with the exception of vinyl records which I utilise occasionally for nostalgic purposes, famalam.
>>15019105
thers a date on the dash nigga
>>15019138
>need to drive
Don't know about you pal but I also drive for fun
>>15019114
>Karting is fucking scary
I hear a few people say this but I'm just 100% at home in a kart and we're talking rotax max here. I always just sort of zone out and get tunnel vision for maximum fasts.
>>15019128
>accents that don't sound like the person is speaking mid-vomit
Wales is an exception.
When I was in Cardiff once, I coughed after a lung infection, and accidently hailed a taxi.
>>15019114
>Karting is fucking scary
if it's a rental kart, just don't do anything stupid and you should be ok
webm related
>>15019188
>being this angry
A pre-unit 350 is more culturally significant than a Vauxhall Victor imo. Come rob my CDs nigga, I have a Government-approved self defence spoon.
>>15019583
>more culturally significant
don't let me catch you talkin shit about my carfu again
I did get mad tbqh short fuse. Still, we have a containment thread for bikefags as this is a car forum. I get the impression you have an old Triumph so please post pics coz I love me a classic even if it has too few wheels
>not having your class III dangerous and prohibited weapons license for dem pocket sand gains
Stepiuppi, senpapina
>>15019575
wots goin on ere m8? whats with the faffin about?
>>15016980
I've been driving for the same length of time as you, have a clean license and no accidents. Step up your game, you're going to hurt someone.
>>15020221
Usually one's first accident is supposed to be the wake-up call that makes fresh drivers aware that they aren't invincible behind the wheel.
Fucking three accidents and 6 points though? Holy shit. Some people just do not learn so they should not be in charge of a car.
>>15019575
>That dive down the inside
Steward's Enquiry, m8
>5 place grid penalty for the Tick Run
>>15020221
>>15020276
Why is it any of your business? I got the points all in one go for one irresponsible blat, one of the accidents was a bump in a car park, one was not my fault and ruled not my fault and the other was admittedly stupid and my fault.
>>15020896
>tell business to some random people
>they opine about it
>i-it's none of your business
lmao m8
>>15020916
ur mum
>>15016783
>>15020221
>>15016980
>>15020276
try this one. one accident last years so no years no claims. im 20 and i live in the second niggest area of my city according to insurance serveys.
>>15021824
>For a fucking Micra
>>15021824
>£3265
Time to move, boyo!
>>15020896
>6 points and 2 accidents entirely your fault
Yeah get off the road pal
>>15023194
I'll knock your nan down on the way to the shops
>>15023964
You probably fucking would, shitter
>>15021824
Christ man, I was pissed when they wanted ~£1600 for mine but damn.
I'm tempted to get an mx5 or something now though, I want some rwd fun. I still wanna keep the Micra though, if I can afford too. I also wanna get my bike test done oh lord decisions decisions
>>15024282
Get an MX-5 then you'll easily find a boyfriend with a faster car for some fun.
Had left over carbon vinyl so made the impreza even more boy racer, it definitely livens up the colour but not sure if I like it or not.
>>15024941
If the MX5 lands me a boyfriend into cars then my life will be completed.
Please Mazda, save me ;_;
>>15024950
I'll bang you if you let me drift it down the tick.
>>15024966
I don't have it yet silly, I'm still in my Micra. You can drift this if you want though, but it isn't exactly controllable once its lost traction on the back.
>>15024995
how many goddamn micras are there.
If you smoke the other micras that's probably like a half-hearted blowjobs worth.
>>15025030
Pretty sure its just mine and Wills, but the Micra is in everyone's hearts really.
>having only one sheet of MOT failures
Come on lads, if you're gonna fail, do it properly. In for a penny, in for a pound.
>>15025113
>2014
Is it still broken?
>>15021824
Thats insane.
>>15025287
She was scrapped following the rather poor bill of health in the picture.
>>15025361
My condolences for your loss.
>>15021824
Kek, I just paid £240 for a full year.
>>15025037
The Ka is the Micra of Fords.
>>15024941
W/o the wrap looks better in my opinion. Loads of these cars have the same old mods so seeing a stock one catches my eye
>>15025780
Wot, shit?
>>15025780
Is based Nigel allowed to the B/o/ng meet?
>>15025113
>exhoust leak
>>15025829
Nige hasn't signed up yet, but he is welcome. If he wants to be eligible to win Sophie Ellis-Bextor prizes he will have to sign up or let me know.
>>15025840
What car would he show up in?
>>15025938
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eWIrBOc3zE
>>15025780
>>15025829
>>15025840
>>15025938
>>15025979
>>15026031
>Nige shows up unannounced in this
>starts drifting it like an absolute madman while blasting Eurobeat, then leaves without a word
>later that day, an aerial photo of "VOTE LEAVE" written on the ground out of skid marks under a caricature of Merkel being assaulted by a gang of Somali youths is uploaded to the internet
>>15026103
>8th thread
>already having a meet
You lads are fast. Guess it's easy when you'll van drive across your country in 20 minutes
>>15026031
>English political party
>French car
WUT?
>>15026131
>8th thread
>1st of which was about a meet
Yeah it's a shocker, you ignorant burger cunt
>>15026172
>burger cunt
Actually a meat pie cunt
>>15026186
Everyone eats meat pies mate
The Mark 3 Ford Escort is the British AE86
>>15027931
Fwd though, aren't they?
