Community college
Robots replace us soon
Long wheelbase is for posers
Pepsi is black
44 tonnes
Trade school is a better option
21 but most likely 23
>>14939868
ok that image is so fucking funny oh my god
Kek @ image
Anybody ever hear anything on these jobs? I think they drive straight trucks most of the time though.
44 TONNES
got in a very minor accident (clipped a cars ass end breaking its tail light) looking at the dot chart it doesn't say i will be piss tested should i take fake piss for full pre caution tomorrow? i blazed on 420
>be trucker
>driving truck
>waiting to make left turn at intersection
>here comes swift trying to right turn onto street I'm on
>driver and I make eye contact
>I look at curb and his tandems
>he looks at same in his mirror
>it's a little tight, but he should be able to make it
>drags trailer over curb without even trying to swig wide
Damnit Swift, I try not to give you shit, but sometimes it's like you're trying to encourage the stereotypes. At least he hit the curb instead of my truck
>>14939920
Why don't you do UPS or a uniform company? Those guys make tons of money
>>14939930
You's a dumbass for blazing. If you fail a DOT drop, it sucks so much. I hope you have a couple grand laying around for classes and 2 months free to take them. Well, of course you will have 2 months free because you won't have a job until you get through all the classes and BS.
But you may not get tested. I never got tested when my trailer fucked that lady's car. It wasn't my fault though. Especially because of how that lady was parked, maybe they will understand and not feel the need to test. Also I think they normally test you immediately after the accident if they are going to.
Start chugging water if you are concerned.
>>14939949
UPS? I think you gotta start from the bottom if you ever want to drive their bulk trucks. Fuck that. I might as well stay at Pepsi if it's gonna take 10 years to get a decent position at a company.
>>14939959
yeah i know i probably smoked like a ounce in a day too and thanks fampam, never been randomed by dot yet have you?
>>14940005
Just through work. But only once in over 2 years. Every few months they grab a group of 3-4 random people. I wouldn't even chance it though because the shit they put you through if you fail is so horrible. If you fail a DOT drop, you might as well quit driving.
>>14940013
what if i refuse and claim uh freedoms does that count as a fail
>>14940032
I'm sure it does. You're in the US I assume? Part of carrying a CDL is being willing to take a drug or alcohol test whenever they want you to. Driving a commercial vehicle is not a "God-given right!"
>its an anon accidentally told the company he was going to work for he was available when he was actually quite busy and not able to work yet episode
>>14940079
They ever breathalize you first thing in the morning? Also I kept looking for the truck thread, dat fucking picture. I was looking for another 18 wheeler pic
Let me preface this by saying that I really like this company (Forward Air). Basically been around them my whole life, and hope to drive for them someday. That said, they do some of the most retarded shit I've ever seen.
>Truck loaded here that's from Atlanta to go back to Atlanta
>Dispatch: "Let's divert that driver to Orlando so he can drop off that Atlanta load for a driver and pick up ANOTHER Atlanta load there to carry on home."
>Pic related: Everyone's reaction at the terminal to this autism.
>>14940962
I never have wish they would only do that than piss test though I love me some ganja man
>>14939921
That's not 2D
>>14941257
>posting a pony
Will this ride ever end?
W-kun what terminal do you run out of?
>>14941830
Swift's El Paso, TX terminal.
>>14941843
Ewwww. I run local out of Memphis now
>>14941846
Now? Where were you before?
>>14941881
OTR out of Memphis. I switched to the shuttle a few weeks ago.
>>14941890
Well fuck, I'd be happy to just run regional. How'd you cop a position like that?
>>14941900
I'd been here a while. Rubbing elbows with the office staff here and there and it was pretty easy. It's amazing what taking a shower and brushing your teeth does to your perception as a driver
>>14941920
Wew lad, good thing the only two things I keep up with are hygiene and simulcast anime.
I should probably poke around for a local or regional position.
>>14941935
Aside from the local stuff at the broker I didn't think ELP had regional stuff. Have you considered changing terminals to Lancaster or Houston? Or is that too far from home
>>14941953
Yeah that's a pretty ridiculous drive. I don't really mind my position for now, I'd like a local job but I'm not in a hurry.
>>14941975
Cpm cuck s m h
/dat/ told to me to ask here
Want a gud entry Level UHF CB Radio
Mit looking for a Bundle since I already have a Magnet Mount with antenna
Is there something the pros would recommend?
I don't mind paying a bit more of it's good value
maybe if you truckers weren't always leading to terrible accidents in your building-turned-auto, you might have some job security
imho, too many negroes, not enough sound-minded white people
>>14942151
as a white who is frustrated as hell with the negros, I will vouche that they can drive. The spics can't drive for shit. Mexicans and south Americans are terrible drivers. Blacks are surprisingly good at it. They're slow as all fuck, but they get the job done.
>>14939868
My work truck is an auto, do you think of me differently?
>>14939920
Like a swing lift container truck. Fuck them twist lock pilots, they are all boxheads.
>>14939921
I'd tongue punch her fartbox
>>14942145
These cunts here in seppoland still use the shit 27meg band mate.
>>14942151
Sorry bruh, but I do have a bretty gud driving record.
>>14940962
Nah, not me. But we did have some driver-trainer (kinda a relief driver) and he had been around for years. Came in smellin like booze one morning like a year ago and they brought him to Concentra and made him blow. Canned his ass right there. I think there was a series of events that led up to that though.
>>14941597
hell yeah nigga is a cartoon
>>14942505
You sure are an ugly nigger
These Facebook memes are getting pretty fresh.
>>14942505
>this is pepsifags son
>>14941621
>Complains about ponies
>Is basically /a/.
We're both stuck on Mr. Bones wild semi, you know.
>>14941597
how can that drawn shit make your penis hard
>>14942818
He is a wizard.
>>14942811
Who said I was complaining?
Do modern truck gearboxes have synchros?
>>14942818
Very easily, that's how.
>>14943011
European, yes
American, no
So looking at getting my cdl this summer. Might be able to get it as a free training from a grant that put people in the state into the workforce, and i'm a vet.
I have a fiance who said if i'm gone most of the time were done.
What and where should I also be looking at that lets me be home everynight? Any 9-5, or like 10pm-5am's? I'm also going to start a tech school for HVAC next fall at night from 5-9pm so I'd like to work part/full time.
Need some knowledge my soon to be truckerfag bros
>>14942999
This is true. Have an animoo girl as an apology.
>>14943087
Well if you're a vet that gives you some kind of a leg up over your regular Joe Blow, still I doubt you'll find any tractor+trailer local work that gets you home every night, easily can find that kind of work on straight trucks though. See if you can luck out like our resident Lowe'sfag, check your nearest Lowe's and see if they still run their own flatbed straight truck for customer deliveries.
>>14939930
Op of this post here they fucked me been chugging water like madman waiting at drug place s m h
>>14943087
Go haul dirt or demo debris for construction company easy peezy mula
>>14943178
Maybe that'll teach you about not being a druggie.
>>14943178
Good luck. Have fun if you fail. Better start applying to deliver pizzas.
>>14942593
He's like 8. Actually idk how old he is, but coworker dude is 23 so he had the kid really early. He gonna be a grandpa before I'm a dad.
>>14942723
A pepsifag's son. My coworkers kid. Got his first largemouth on Sunday.
>>14943205
>>14943399
Fuck I'm scared man so if I fail they take my cdl? Will I still have a normal license? Fucking bs damage was only like ~$200 I didn't want to tell them according to the flow chart I didnt even have to be tested
>>14943507
You can't drive again until you go through a ton of BS classes. It's a long and expensive process. You woulda been better off checking yourself into rehab for a week the second you thought they would test you.
>>14943513
How expensive
>>14943526
It ended up being over $2000 for me and took like 2 months.
It depends though. Because first thing they make you do after you fail is go talk to some "Substance Abuse Professional" which was $500 alone to fill out some little survey and talk to them for 10min. Then they reccommend classes and maybe AA meetings. The classes get expensive, but it depends how many hours they assign you. That was like $1600, and would've been more expensive if I weren't living with my mom and not working at the time.
>>14943534
That's not to bad I'm pretty valuable to my company so I think they will help me out too I took some shit called omni and chugged lots of water hope it worked only time will tell
>>14943534
You forgot about the random drug tests you'll have to pay for for a one year probationary period after the offense.
>>14943550
>I'm pretty valuable to my company so I think they will help me out
Not once they find out you're a drug addict. They're legally obliged to drop you like a hot pocket.
>>14943587
Welp looks like I'm a drug dealer now can i apply for unemployment
>>14943597
Can you even do it if you get fired?
If you fail, ask the Substance Abuse Professional or your company what will happen if you check into rehab immediately.
>>14943587
>tfw failed 3 drug tests over 14 years at my job, and still employed.
>>14943615
Where they dot tho?
>>14943615
Driving a truck?
A lot of this stuff has nothing to do with your employer, it is DOT and the gubbermint.
>>14943636
>>14943632
Construction, but I'm held to the same standard as D.O.T. testing
>>14943602
To the best of my knowledge,no. I think you can get support for job searching for 2 months thru work source tho.
> what IS it?
>>14943654
So your testing is all through DOT and FMCSA?
>>14943654
I'm construction too and only 21 I make my company lots of money but fuck I'm still sweating bullets pic related is the dumb cunt that caused this not me srs
>>14943661
>mfw even interstate didn't know what it was and tried to kill it.
>>14943663
>>14943654
And do you hold a CDL?
>>14943680
I almost killed this booghady a few weeks ago
No clue what that thing is
>>14943663
My yearly and all randoms are ten panel tests done at same facilities, sent to the same labs. Just a different name for the program I'm in (CCS)
>>14943681
No CDL.
I'm going by what I was told at the collection site, that supposedly the testing standards for me are the same as DOT.
>>14943697
You would have been blacklisted if you even scraped that thing
>>14943698
That's what I thought. It's quite a bit different as far as what they do afterwards. It would be really, really difficult (and expensive) to continue driving a truck after failing 3 DOT drug tests.
Everybody gets tested at the same facilities whether pre-employment of whatever.
>>14943697
That is still the silliest car I've ever seen. If you had hit it you shoulda adorned the truck with its corpse
>>14943712
Ehh, Pepsi has good insurance. It was funny though because 3 lanes merge into one right there so as I was taking out my phone to get a pic of it, dude raced in front of me and slammed on the brakes.
It wasn't really that close or anything.
Anybody ever figure out what pic related was? It was being towed behind some flatbed on a ball and hitch, not even a fifth wheel or one of those pintle hook deals.
>>14943680
It looks like a chevy malibu ute
>>14943740
I think it may be a poor persons attempt at one.
>>14943737
It's a vat for a mobile cement factory
>>14943763
Makes sense since it looked like the wheels were permanently attached so they could move it a lot.
I was suprised it was being towed by a damn ball hitch. The thing was big.
>>14943789
They're mostly air. Probably lighter than a rv
>>14943798
This. Designed to be hauled around easily when empty. I think the ones around here are designed to just be dumped onto a flatbed, though, since they have cranes there ANYWAY.
How do you prevent your back from getting destroyed from sitting for most of the day?
>>14944076
Squats and oats
>>14944076
By adjusting the seat properly
I had created a new thread yesterday and what I had linked in the last thread was legit. Wonder why it got canned.
Just got off the phone with Roehl, I'm gonna take it.
>>14944563
Ayy
>>14944563
A question. If someone flips one of their trucks, is it a roehlover?
>>14944734
It's pronounced "rail." Lol. If I move a large beam rifle for a Gundam, does that make it a Roehl gun?
>>14944742
But 'roe' is pronounced like 'row', as in 'cod roe'. And 'hl' is usually a silent H.
Service roads on their property would be roehl roads?
>>14944769
Well you know how foreign surnames go. Also kek.
>>14943697
> I merge
>>14942615
Lawl
Lawl
Lawl
So do you guys think when Trump's wall gets built it'll be really good for getting into trucking especially hauling building material?
>>14944919
I propose the rest of the world builds a bigger wall around America if trump becomes president, with the guards aiming in, and SAM batteries on top.
>>14944941
t. bernie "Audi R8 V10" Sanders
>Got 99 problems but the DOT ain't one
Do you CDLfags ever miss the freedom of unlimited driving hours and miles, watching Trailer Park Boys on the lappy, using your cell, having a road soda or j bone, and carrying that passenger transport vehicles allows?
>>14945023
I already do whatever I want.
Pic: 2 million $ water filter for nuclear plant
>>14943760
Hypermiller
>>14945047
Why's it raised up from the bed instead of just sitting on the pallet?
>>14945079
So they could sling it with the crane by the looks of it. Too risky to attempt lifting the wooden platform with multiple forklifts.
>>14945079
my guess
>>14945092
... I hadn't noticed that was a stepdeck. Thanks, anon, for making me look like a fool.
>>14944919
I sure hope so, El Paso is right on the border so I'd rake in that dosh.
>>14945047
That kinda makes me want to run flatbed, minus the part where that would surely end up lodged in a grade school classroom because I forgot to strap it down properly or something.
Also got a Miller load tomorrow, it's a shame I got cucked out of the load that was going back to Texas.
>>14945304
It's only 10k lbs.
>>14945453
I'll find a way.
I told the recruiter I was a smoker and am thinking it was a mistake. I barely smoke, between 1-5 a day. Now I'm worried they'll pair me with a human chimney, id rather just not smoke 0_0
Also Roehltard, what all can you tell me about Texas regional? You mentioned once it sounded comfy and that you never hear any complaints from over here.....
>>14944734
>>14944742
>>14944769
Oh, how lovely. Like I don't hear enough clever Roehl puns.
>>14944919
Yeah, sure. Why not? Whatever.
>>14945047
>some curry slurper is touching it
It's ruined.
>>14945935
>0_0
Get out.
>>14946588
o.-
>>14946618
shots fired
>>14946618
Reported. Saged. Hidden. Filtered. Called the mods. Called hiro. Called the ATA. Called the police. Called the FBI. Called the CIA. Called interpol. Called scotland yard. Called the fire department. Called the MTA. Called domino's. Called your mom a fat cunt.
>>14944919
Fuck I hope so. Every other advertisement for work here in Dallas is in Spanish and English or just Spanish.
Fucking spics undercutting hard.
>>14946720
South Florida would go from 5mil people to 500k people overnight if Trump got rid of them. Sometimes it gets annoying though with the amount of people who can't speak English for shit. Not tryin to get all /pol/ but if you want to relocate and do business in another country, at least learn to speak the language.
Where is drug test anon? Did he get canned yet?
>>14946735
Well you're a a filthy nigger so you're in no better position.
You both should get the fuck out of my country.
Blogranting time.
I flew in to Houston yesterday to recover a truck.
This dude was a fleece operator and he dropped his trailer on the side of the road outside Dallas and didn't tell anyone what he was doing or where he was going.
Needless to say, Roehl canned him for being a silly cunt.
I picked the trailer up last night and showed up to the jobsite to deliver this morning, but the subcontractor wasn't there because why would he be 3 days after his supplies were supposed to show up? Of course, I'm flying blind here because dinkleberry decides he gonna take the paperwork, so I have to wait 2 hours for the supplier to open up in Arizona.
Around this time, the foreman shows up and asks me wtf I'm just sitting there for, and he eventually digs up the name of my subcontractor, who proceeds to not answer his phone for three hours.
Eventually, he does answer and convinces the foreman to look at it, who promptly rejects it because he has more important shit to do.
In total, I sat at that jobsite for 8 fucking hours before the subcontractor found a temporary place to put their SINGLE door.
The moral of the story, new Roehl drivers, is don't be a shitstain who abandons their truck, because I'm the asshole who has to clean up your shit.
>>14946735
Yeah but property values would drop hard while demand for labor would skyrocket- imagine getting a 300 dollar a month apartment on the beach while getting paid twice as much.
>>14946807
fag
>>14946735
I'm here contemplating life choices and blazing a joint kek but in all seriousness I really don't think they will can me I'm still fucking pissed they tested me I have such a kick ass job at 21 too fml senpai >>14946807
He coo man he coo
>>14946849
Oh I know he's a damn coon.
>>14946824
>imblyign any of the people living on the beach would be the ones being deported
Only if Trump got rid of the Canadians too. Otherwise I could just buy 3 blocks in Hialeah for $2000.
>>14946807
>tfw you brought them all here
And at least the Jamaicans kinda speak English. Haitians are hard as fuck to understand tho. And I wouldn't expect Haitians to learn proper English anyway, they aren't a very bright group of people.
>>14946814
So did dude disappear with the tractor and just leave the trailer? There used to be a show on Discovery or History Channel and it lasted a couple episodes, but it was about repo guys who picked up trucks and loads from dudes like that.
>>14946871
Productive members of society are a ok in my book faggot
>>14946849
Did you find out if you dropped dirty or clean yet? I know they send em off to a lab so it could take a day or two.
If you pass, you should stop bein a dumbass. If you fail and actually go through all the bullshit, hopefully you learn.
>>14946890
I don't know yet I should have just took in someone's clean piss it would have been easy as shit I think the cleanse shit I used wasn't effective till later because I was pissing like a race horse after, hopefully the truck gods are looking out for me senpai
>>14946878
>>14946885
>>tfw you brought them all here
Who did? Dead people? This is why everyone hates you niggers. Because you always play the "muh slavery" card. Motherfucker that was years and years ago. Why can't you live and be your own person?
>productive
Your kind are the most entitled group in this country. You're the reason Jackson is being taken off the 20 dollar bill. You feel society should accommodate to your needs. At least the spics come to work in this country. (Even though they should still get the fuck out, work in their own country, and make it better) But your people just want want want without putting anything in for it.
He who doesn't work does not eat. I hope Trump gets rid of welfare and all the free money the government gives your kind so you parasites die off.
>>14947048
Thank u for ur service
>>14946965
I don't have anything against smoking weed, but if it could cost you your job, why are you doing it?
>>14947048
Why do you hate Americans so much?
>>14947066
Because I'm 21 and and probably half brain dead from smoking since I was 14 when I don't smoke weed life just feels so bland and empty
>>14947088
If you quit for 3 months, you will get over it and not even care anymore.
Btw, if you failed this test, you won't be able to use fake piss or anything for future tests since they will watch you.
I met a gordo driver today who was piss tested for breaking into his own truck after locking his phone keys and wallet in the truck. They decided to "sleep on it" before letting him know if he's going to be fired or not. He's 3 days out of orientation. This is retarded.
>mfw abs light error again
The mechanic did the "I found no errors" line and to prove it brought a day cab up an plugged it in
>abs light error, the same error.
I kek'd for a good 20 minutes
>supervisors supervisor had to come out of the office to tell them to wiggle the wires with their hands before they figured it out.
On the plus I now know how to diagnose the next one to get it fixed faster. Worth the loss of a day.
>>14947073
If Trump had his way, after nulling the 14th amendment preventing anchor babies from gaining citizenship he might as well extend it to those that don't have original 13th colony ancestry in their blood. Just like the dominicans did with their haitians. Deport the lot of you.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/02/03/dominicans-citizenship_n_6606336.html
>>14947254
Are you even old enough to vote kid
>being an around town clown
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDVqZoIUQFQ
New video.
>>14946814
>fleece operator
How many sheep did he run?
>>14946849
Suck shit mud pumper. I hope your driving career is over.
>>14947254
And make an amendment to the 2nd amendment that you have no right to bear arms.
>>14948589
I have seen a mechanic remove the drier cartridge without depressurising the air tabks before. He got lucky and it didnt take his head off. Sure makes a loud bang.
>>14948589
>wubstep
Dropped.
russian fug in this thread
>>14949334
fix fag*
>>14947088
>weed isn't addictive, they said
When I quit to get a job, I noticed that all of my friends are really boring without it. It's always about smoking weed then sitting on the couch, and if they're out, it's all about getting it. You know what we call behavior like that? Addiction.
>>14949466
Nah. That's called being a degenerate simpleton
>>14949466
Addiction is when you start sucking cocks to get drugs.
>>14949480
>""trucker""
>not sucking any cocks
pick 1
>>14949466
That's not addiction, that's called being lame. The "high" from weed makes you perfectly content to sit on your ass and do literally nothing, then you're bored doing that when sober because you don't realize you're all boring as fuck to begin with. Want to quit weed and not be bored? Find something to do. I play video games a fuckton and try my best to always be playing games with friends, weed doesn't even cross my mind. I'd rather spend my money buying more games for my friends.
>>14949559
H-hey senpai, I'm your f-f-friend, too! Can y-you buy me some g-games?
>>14949466
Maybe you're boring, anon. Didja ever think of it like that?
Obsessive behavior is not necessarily an addiction, that's just what the APA wants you to think.
When the DSM-IV contains literal bullshit such as "internet addiction" which, if you look it up, started as a joke, you have to take their "data" as opinion.
obsessing over dude weed lmao doesn't mean it's addictive, just that the people you were hanging out with had nothing better to do.
>>14948708
Honestly I make my company so much money I'm hoping it just gets swept under the rug
>just came in
>my new nickname is crash
>>14949579
Kek, I'm spent this week. Bought a 4-pack of Rocket League and got all the DLC for myself.
>>14949599
I'm torn. I hate to see someone lose their job over something as frivolous as weed, but for your sake I kinda want to see that happen so maybe you'll drop it and find something better to do with your free time.
>>14948589
>tfw no qt blonde trucker gf that fixes her own pile of shit truck
>>14949957
>More 3dpd shit
It's like you don't even want to become a Wizard or something.
>>14949786
I know man weed is love, also ps4?
>>14949995
bruh, i'm totally happy that theres adult cartoons for both of you guys that like them, but i just cant into it
>>14949995
Different kinks for different skinks M80. don't judge.
>get passed by hadji, little sign on window says NO STUPID PEOPLE
>appears to be obstructing his right mirror.
Well I suppose that is one way...
I'd really like to get home soon. I lost my card in reno a week ago. I would very much like some horrible fast food...
>>14950072
You're on an anime based shit posting board though.
>>14950031
Weed is lame, I tried it once - and none of that cheap ditch weed shit, my stepdad paid a premium for the potent shit to ease the pain from past injuries coupled with cerebral palsy - and I was underwhelmed, to say the least. I decided then that I would never waste my own money on such tripe, and have also turned down friends offers for a free smoke because I like my job. Also, nah not PS4, PC MASTER RACE.
>>14950223
Yeah I went all last year not smoking because it was my first year with a cdl it wasn't hard at all, going to sweat it all out this weekend and call it quits and only do it on special occasions
>>14950202
>anime based shit posting board
>based shit posting board
ikr, sorry, its just not my thing
>>14950326
REEEEEEEEEE GET OFF MY BOARD YOU FUCKING NORMIE
>>14943040
Oh man is that some Iowa class ass
>Making a right turn
>Decide to get into the left lane, but with enough trailer in the far right lane to ward off cars
>Dumbass 4wheeler actually mounts the curb and refuses to get out of the lane while almost reaching my tractor
>I start to inch closer to scar him.
>He eventually budges and gets into the sidewalk
>Sheriff pulls him over when I complete the turn.
>>14950357
You're damn right it is
>>14950429
>There are actual lowtest betas who don't find this attractive.
Disgusting, I just hope they aren't American.
>>14950479
Glorious.
>Truck waifus when?
>>14947254
I'd rather they deport you fucking racists to somewhere you'll do some good.
Maybe the middle of the pacific as feedstock for sealife.
>>14949466
What could possibly be addictive about something that makes you feel good and forget about all your problems?
>>14946849
>in all seriousness I really don't think they will can me
Oh, they fucking will. No matter how much money you make, a junkie will cost them more.
>>14950590
Fucking weebs literally degenerate
>>14949995
There needs to be an anime about cute anime girl truckers. Maybe they can compete with loads and compare eurotrucks with ameritrucks.
>>14950405
>>He eventually budges and gets into the sidewalk
>>Sheriff pulls him over when I complete the turn.
JUSTICE.
Sheriff must be sick of bad drivers on his patch.
>>14950590
International would be the MILF with huge tits
Volvo would be the cute smaller foreign one
Freightliner would be the one always on fire
Mack would be the buff girl along with catapillar
Kenworth would probably be the bossy nerd.
>>14950638
>He says as he posts on an anime board
Just leave normie.
>>14950647
10/10 would watch.
>>14950652
Will they be assigned tropes? Tsundere? Yandere?
Someone pls draw.
>>14950629
>implying junkies aren't my bosses
My main boss use to be a meth cook and did some time in prison
>>14950708
Yeah but are they doing any of that shit now? Meanwhile you're still lighting up on the regular when you know you could be tested and it could cost you your job.
>>14950652
>Implying Freightliner girl wouldn't be the main character.
Also
>hotshots
>>14950679
>tendies
>the picture
>>14949599
Only problem is it's DOT, not your company.
>>14951245
Fuck the police
>about to pump a wall
>it's suppose to start pourin in a hour
>Lot is full
>Go to the next one
>Full
>Full
>FULL
>Even the gas stations are full.
>>14951369
Park in a wal mart lot
>>14951341
>Getting mad because you're breaking the law :^)
>>14951695
Weed being illegal with alcohol being legal is kinda retarded though.
>>14951721
Yeah but you still gotta obey the law. Especially if it affects your ability to drive a several ton vehicle. Other than that I could give a shit if all drugs were legal, so long as the people doing them aren't harming others.
I think even states where weed is legal still screen for it at jobs, right?
>>14951760
>imblyign we don't all shitpost while driving
>>14951760
Probably because potheads will try to smoke it everywhere because addiction.
DUDE
WEED
>>14951795
LMAO
>>14951768
Phone in one hand, cock in the other,
steer with the knees ain't gotta shift for another 200 miles the moe keeps me awake
>>14951834
>He doesn't let his loli drive for him.
>>14951848
You'd need two; one to steer, the other to operate the pedals. Maybe three so one can operate the stick.
>>14951864
> Jackpot, NV
> Waiting for an hour in-game to turn left out of there
> See an opportunity, try and take an opening
> 4-wheeler flies in and rams the side of my truck
> TWO PERCENT DAMAGE
> Shithead stays there
> Go around him, he reverses to avoid the trailer full of TVs
I like how durable ameritrucks are. That'd have been 3-5% on my Scania.
>>14951943
Against 4-wheelers? Of course
See that little black piece of plastic hanging on the side in front of the wheel? That was part of her mid-size SUV
>>14951943
>not poasting the screenshot
>rejected product
>13 24lb cases of bacon
>too much to just "throw away"
>shipper wants it donated to a food bank
Well, not like I have a refrigerator that can hold 312lbs of bacon.
>>14952128
Take what you can, donate the rest. The poor need bacon too.
>>14950763
Fuck off justin. Go elsewhere and fag it up.
>>14952160
done ;^)
>>14952164
Thank you.
>>14952128
Got an email address? I'll pay to have 300+lbs of bacon delivered to me
>Muh clogged arteries
Passed a very 'Murica truck lately, for a very 'Murica thread
>>14952497
This thing was pretty huge
>>14952147
>>14952358
No you fucktards, shipper wants it donated for the rax write-off.
They called the foodbank who came and got it, I have a receipt to give them or they charge me for it.
>>14952525
Well bacon loses a bit of weight when you cook it, so just use that excuse when the food bank only gets 180lbs of bacon.
My whole fridge is full of free shit from Pepsi. The whole bottom shelf is Amps, Rockstars, Kickstarts, and Starbucks stuff.
>>14950629
Put your trip back on pepsinigger
Hating on the illegals well never make you more liked with whites
>>14953131
Time for a new tripname?
>>14953222
>check em
Also
>fishes
>works all the time
>good grammar
I'm racist as fuck and I wouldn't call you a nigger. For whatever that's worth.
>>14953270
Bruh, yesterday I was at this lake I go to all the time and I had by far the biggest fish ever on- twice.
Had an inline spinner on 10lb braid, something grabbed it, ran out 10yds of line in a second flat and caught the line up in something.
15min later, same spot, running a Texas-rigged creature bait on 15lb line, get a bite and hook the fucker good this time. Straight runs out 30yds of line in flat no time, I tighten up the drag, and start pulling him in 2yds while he runs out 5yds. Do this for a couple minutes, making very little progress tiring him out. Fish snags me on something again.
I have never had anything close to that big on my line. I'm guessing it was a 10lb snakehead. With how the thing ran, it coulda been 15lb-20lb and 48". It was insane. I will be back in that spot tomorrow with some 30lb line, a fat flouro leader, and heavy duty worm hooks or jigs. I need to catch that thing.
>>14953368
>20lb snake head
There are only a few freshwater fish that are that aggressive, that get that big. And they are considered sportfish. It's only a matter of time before Fla snake heads are considered the same.
>>14953395
They are a popular sportfish in Asia.
They are still limited to a fairly small area in FL. And while I normally kill em, dude who has a boat on this same lake considers them more of sport fish. He was telling me about a 47" snakehead he caught there a couple weeks ago and how he is done killing em since it really hasn't done much and they are so fun to fish for anyway.
If I pulled up a 4' snakehead, I'm not sure if I would kill it or not. I would def take a lot of pics. The one in that pic was pretty big, he had to be like 5lb. Bent the shit out of the spinnerbait meant for good size bass.
>>14953368
>a black man using jigs
I can't help but point out the irony
>>14953545
I do what I want
>>14953558
why are you posting a picture of your sister?
>>14953564
If that were my sister, I would be on /b/ right now
>>14953594
>nickname is Texas
oh please you white trash fuck
>next, Florida man strikes again THIS time on his sister
protip: im fucking with you
>>14953558
>>14953594
>>14953613
>mfw live in michigan, and dont like fishing.
but this is an entirely different kid of fishing than im used to, i might have to try florida fishing
>>14953648
Yup, I would start fishin if she asked me to go
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>>14953664
You stay away from our women, coon.
>>14953368
Nice only bass fish havnt had the chance to even take the boat out this year
>>14956330
You should tell them to stay away from the blackness. They won't listen though.
Black chicks get more pissed than white dudes about a black dude with a white girl.
Somebody called in a favor so Monday I'll be heading out to haul flowers for a little while. Debating whether or not to drop my trailer at the shop on the way and have the suspension and braking cleaned up a bit while I'm not using it.
Kind of looking forward to liftgate work after 10 days with this faggot. Pay isn't great, but when you throw in stop, unload, and deadhead pay, it should come out to about $5/loaded mile, which should help me sleep at night.
Well this has been a great weekend. The Blazer started making a horrifying metal noise, clearly from an axle or wheel, and even if I could figure out what it is, I have no means of fixing it. Also learned that one of our cats has worms, which means all five of her young kittens probably do, and it could have spread to the other cat and my dog. Yeesh.
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>>14956894
>falling for the feline jew
You deserved it
>>14956894
the good news is dewormer is cheap.
Blazer parts not so much.
>>14956894
Murder them brutally
>need to leave in two hours
>just got home on Thursday
Fuck this. I don't want to go to California again. This 5-2 schedule sucks; I need to get with a different company doing local. Hell I'd rather drive busses.
>>14951721
Alcohol Madness is just silly
Hey, next time you park make sure you become more of a fucking nuisance than you already are by parking in a busy, narrow two way street then walking into the middle of it so you can chat with your fellow overweight hamplanets to make sure the other lane is blocked, too.
>>14956941
But I luv muh keetees.
>>14956945
Yeah, I got the front passenger wheel off, can't tell if the bearing is bad or the brake is seizing up, I had the truck running, in neutral, no e-brake engaged, and the brake still appeared to be partly engaged. The noise has gone now but I'm wary.
>>14957025
but y tho
>>14957040
That sucks. Just keep at it and I'm sure you'll find something better.
>>14957087
I absolutely will, don't worry. Thanks for recognizing that we're more important than you!
>>14951760
>I think even states where weed is legal still screen for it at jobs, right?
Washingtonfag here.
It varies from company to company.
Stopping by the chrome shop mafia in Joplin here soon. Lord save my wallet.
Missouri farmers red pilled?
Weed fag here just hit the gym Bretty hard I'm probably clean already
>>14957245
People from Missouri are a different breed mostly in
>>14957285
Read that like 5 times and laughed out loud when u got it
Do I even need to read a practice test or anything for the written CDL test? (Michigan)
>>14957375
Depends on whether or not you want to pass.
>>14957415
I do
>>14957434
Then download a PDF of the manual and read it. Driving a truck isn't like driving a car, there's a bit more to it.
>>14957112
>But I luv muh keetees.
Stockholm syndrome. Source: Former cat owner.
>>14957760
Current cat owner, can confirm.
>wake up
>cat rolling around by my feet
>"OH HERRO MISTER CAT, GOOD MEOWRNING"
>try to pet him
>get bit for no reason
Why did we domesticate these little assholes?
>>14957969
because who else is gonna puke on the bed and piss on the curtains
>>14957760
I'm excited because one of the kittens has a tuxedo coat, nearly the same as the cat we had when we were kids. Hoping it's a boy so we can name him the same.
>>14957969
>Have fat and sassy tabby cat
>Pet her
>Purring, rolling around
>Turns around and attacks
Fucking cats man.
>>14958053
Our cats don't do that, we don't play that shit.
>>14957969
>Why did we domesticate these little assholes?
We didn't. It's a symbiotic relationship; they eat pests and provide companionship, we allow them to live around our homes.
It's just gotten skewed with keeping them as pets instead of working as pest control. I didn't have a huge issue with my cats because they came from a farm and had been taught to hunt early on. They got most of their diet from hunted food. Or, at least, we saw evidence of them murdering and eating small animals, and they had to be fed a lot more when we moved away from an industrial bakery and it's mice.
Whether it was mice or old people feeding them bacon, we don't know, but we had to supplement their diet after the move with cheap fish and chicken.
Also, FUCKING FOUR WHEELERS.
> Stopped at lights
> 4-wheeler in front wants to turn left
> Green light
> Red light
> Green light
> Red light
No other traffic other than them, me, and a constant stream of oncoming on the green light. Ended up reversing and pulling around them on a red.
> Golden gate bridge
> Toll booths!
> Head for the one straight ahead
> 4-wheeler slams into the side of the tractor trying to change lanes
For fuck's SAKE. I fucking hate california drivers. I fucking hate california roads and speed limits.
AND NOW I'M AT 5% DAMAGE.
They better not have damaged the TVs.
>>14957969
Any cat that learned to hunt is generally nice and not a complete asshole. For example, my one cat spent a ton of time outside. That fucker got so good he would kill rabbits, eat some of it, then drag what was left over to the dog to finish off. We also never had a mouse problem, ever.
But then we get this new asshole. Little cunt had no interest in the hunt, and is a complete douchebag. Now that my good cat is a little too old to be out hunting all the time, this little cunt keeps fighting him for dominance, even though he gets his ass kicked every time.
TL:DR A good cat hunts, an asshole freeloads
>>14958116
I always think you're posting a real life experience until you end with "MUH TVS"
