Just saw some old guy in a porsche 918 making out with a girl that looked like she was 10 years old, sitting on his lap while he was driving.
how the fuck do i report this?
how is this sicko getting away with this, he was pashing her in god damn public at the lights for everyone to see, no fucks given
WHAT THE FUCK
>>14820870
How do you know she was 10? She could have Ariana Grande syndrom. Or just be a hot midget or something.
>>14820870
>then you woke up
>>14820870
>Be old guy
>Be badass having worked hard all your life
>Run a successful multi-million dollar company
>Drive a 918 Spyder
>Have a QT little girl to make out with and pamper
>Some autistic neckbeard is getting triggered at my power, wealth and beautiful little girl
>Stick my tongue down her throat, she loves being with such a successful man
>Hold her tight to me as i accelerate in 2.2 seconds to 100
>Weaboo neckbeard autistic fuck is trying to dial the cops as he tries to catch my number plate in his toyota 86
>I own the cops in this town
>>14820894
She might have been of age but i highly doubt it.
She looked like a child, body proportions and face
how the fuck is this guy getting away with it?
>>14820902
i like this but you messed up the 2nd to last line
>Weaboo neckbeard autistic fuck is trying to dial the cops as he tries to catch my number plate bus pass tightly clenched in his hand
>>14820937
>>14820902
haha based pedo grandpa
would let him "molest" me/10
>driving my civic si home in the rain yesterday
>cobra svt driving next to me
>can see him staring at me in his side mirrors
>pull up at red light next to him
>he starts revving his engine
>I'm thinking "are you fucking kidding me? I'm driving a civic.."
>not even going to attempt to race him
>light turns green
>I can hear his wheels just spinning on the wet road
>his car turns 90 degrees pointing off the road
>I pull ahead of him while laughing my ass off
>>14820870
You don't report it, as if he's driving a 918 he can get away with it.
You're just mad you can't smash a cunny, you sick closet pedo FUCK.
>>14820985
OP is just mad he's not successful enough to be this above the law.
>>14820902
>Be little girl
>Be cute, wearing a cute white dress
>Be sitting in my daddy's lap while he drives his badass 918 spyder weissach package
>Get to hold the wheel a bit because he's such a cool daddy
>Have an awesome dad
>Some autistic neckbeard is perving on me in his shitbox civic
>Daddy starts making out with me, it's fucking hot
>Flip this little faggot the bird while my cute loli buttcheeks grind against his throbbing member
>Daddy speeds off faster than this guy can even put his autotragic into D
>Weaboo neckbeard is clutching his bus pass angrily in his hands while he tries to ring the police about daddy feeling me up
>Don't give a fucking shit anyway, daddy owns the cops in this town
>>14822457
fucking lost it, 10/10
>>14820902
>I will never be a cute girl molested by the owner of a 918 Spyder
One chance at life...
