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>http://cycle-ergo.com/
Noob? Git gud
>>10361928
Webbums with sound
>>>/wsg/970922
Previously on /dbt/
>>14663139
>>14664926
get a spare bike for that bike
>>14664923
The old thread isn't even dead or to the limit yet, why create a new one?
>black people edition
>>14664937
just steal one sad no grom guy
>>14664932
Oh boy..
6th for Hondas place in the 600 class
>>14664948
>not dead
>takes you pricks an hour to post 20 replies
Righto
>>14664976
new thread will help I'm sure
nth for
>tfw impatiently waiting
>>14664993
if you are going to be so autistic about it why don't you go post 7 replies in the old thread so its at the bump limit?
>>14665001
>tfw can't even begin return/exchange because closed
>>14665006
>being this butthurt
>>14664937
Dude, you've not had a grom for like over a year now. In that year you could've put aside enough money to buy a grom if you had a job. Just look at wr anon. He's moving up in the world. But you just sulk with your grom pics.
>>14665026
This to be honest, its to the point that he has no excuse for not having a grom, even if he was on centrelink he could afford one by now.
Is there really any way to tell if I bike has been tracked? I mean why are people against buying tracked bikes?? If anything they are probably really well maintained..
hey guys what's that one old 80s anime with the chicks on motorcycles
>>14665011
wut you buy?
>>14665026
>>14665039
I used to be a tfw when no grom poster, because I was a no bike, but I eventually scraped together enough cash to get a 1988 Katana. I still want a grom, but I want to be more established financially before I throw $3100+ down the hole for a meme bike.
That being said, that Grom anon is a fucking faggot and needs to get a hold of himself.
>>14665053
track bikes aren't built for the long term, they're tuned to get the most out of one race as possible before they need to be tuned again
>>14665053
can you see inside the engine to see if anything has been beat to the verge of failure or to see if any of the cylinders had the beginnings of failure? or see if a valve has been burnt or the cams worn from abuse?
>>14665066
With 20,000 miles on a bike, all other things being equal, I'd rather it have been at the track those 20k than the street.
>>14665064
Just tell him to take it to reddit. I'm sure they'll crowdfund it for him for le ebin memes.
>>14665089
lol
>>14665069
I'm talking about buying a used bike.. Like can you tell if it's been flogged to hell
>>14665064
people still need to accept that the grom is a bastardised crf110r to be honest.
>>14665089
track bikes won't make 20,000
if it did, it would not be the same bike that it started as
>>14665091
MAY MAYS
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>>14665099
>track bike won't reach 20k
Ok lol
>>14665097
I accept that fact, I more or less want a grom so I can ride it around my white suburbs at night, burn out the shitty stock tires, and do wheelies and generally be a colossal faggot with it.
>>14665096
i know, and a tracked bike will have been run hard and fast a lot more than the guy who just bumbles to work on it.
and its not too hard to cover up a flogged engine for selling a bike, but by the time you figure it out its too late.
>>14665117
why not get a kx80 or something, people would think you are much more of an arse hole for riding that around at night
>>14665097
you should accept the fact that its not, its closer to an xr70 since its a steel frame and just kinda pointless if you aren't a midget
>>14665108
it simply wouldn't last, literally every aspect of hte bike would have been replaced multiple times by the time it reaches 20,000 miles. Most races go around 95 - 130km. Even if we assume every track is at the higher end that bike would have to survive 153 races to make it to 20,000.
The bikes are partially rebuilt after literally every race or practise or whatever, motoGP racers can't afford to have mechanical failings. It wouldn't surprise me if they raced on brand new bikes every time there was a big race coming up.
>>14665141
oh its a steel frame?
its a crf 110f then. still a bike for 7 year olds.
>>14665140
I'm partial to Honda and people in my neighborhood think anyone on two wheels, or with an aftermarket exhaust is a massive dick so it wouldn't matter too much.
>>14665142
>moving the goalposts this hard
A motogp bike =/= a dedicated track bike
>>14665160
yeah, they just dressed up a 30 year old design and called it new.
hey /dbt/, as a newish rider (2000 miles or so), something finally clicked today.
Ive been nervous to lean up until this point, I knew i was doing something wrong, the bike just didnt want to agree with me. I've been trying to get my knee down and focus more on body position, and its been helping.
Something that helped immensely today was repositioning my foot to the end of the peg in a lean, lets me balance way better when my knee goes out. A
Just thought i'd share this, feels like I hit a minor milestone. The memes are working :^) chickenstrips begone
>have to submit a paper by tomorrow night
>literally have to write a paper on this trash
>instead of riding a bike
Fuck it, your all feeling what I'm feeling right now.
>>14665224
>tfw only have 1000miles on my brow R1...
>tfw the first bike I've ever ridden besides a moped
>tfw want an R1 so bad
Hurrr durrrr you're gonna die
>>14665259
>>14665268
>>14665259
>>14665268
>>14665273
Fuck I hate women
>>14665259
Stay cuckt
>>14665273
2 more pages of this aids
>>14665282
>>14665288
I'm sorry, /dbt/
>>14665277
Reminder that CBR beats R6 every time
>>14665266
is going 200 mph that important? if so, make it happen.
>>14665295
I hate women more than I hate CBR
>>14665295
TLDR "Despite my lesbianism, i still define myself by how I am perceived by men."
>>14665303
Least we can agree on one thing.
Why the fuck are the /pol/ NEETS and /v/irgins taking over the Chad-friendly /dbt/
Get the fuck out, losers. Back to your shit caves.
Is kkk about?
I have something for him.
>>14665359
As if you're a chad
>>14665297
I just find the look of an 08 r1 so nice.. Maybe I'll get an r6 first then get an r1 down the road
>>14665359
>implying we're neets or virgins
Nah I just think they're physically, mentally, emotionally, and morally inferior to men
>>14665359
>implying "misogynist" beliefs make you a NEET or a virgin
When was the last time a woman did anything of note?
To keep it on topic, when was the last motogp winner a woman?
>>14665397
>When was the last time a woman did anything of note?
I got some extremely great head of a fatty, I thought it was noteworthy.
>>14665397
When was the last time the r6 won anything?
>>14665054
come on you guys know the one
Attack on Patriarchy
>>14665464
Bakuon?
![BMFM-93-biker-mice-from-mars-32293402-576-432[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/xICJJTM.png "BMFM-93-biker-mice-from-mars-32293402-576-432[1].png")
>>14665464
biker mice from mars
>>14665361
what do you have for Mr Cohen?
>>14665464
GOLDEN BOY
>>14665361
mmmm kummies
wow thred is even more shit than usual this evening
>>14665515
Thanks
>>14665496
>>14665500
No but now I'm gonna watch those too, look pretty rad.
I think it only had like three episodes or something.
>>14665515
REPORTING IN
>>14665515
justin wilder cohen's not even here, hows that possible?
>>14665513
I must wait until he is here.
>>14665584
It should potentially be a good thread then.
>>14665513
Why are all motogp racers so beautiful.
As a fellow spaniard it makes me mad I didn't win the genetic lottery and get green/blue eyes.
REEEEEEEE.
Also saw this thing today.
A gixxer with flames. You can't tell from the image quality but it had horns attached to it by what appears to have been someone literally drilling holes in the windshield and then forcing a metal spike through each hole and then gluing it. And then it has metal cylinders on the front for some reason.
Bikie scum, nah they got done for filtering faster than 30km/h.
>>14665524
Its goldenboy. Look up goldenboy bimota
>>14665397
>>14665414
R6 confirmed for girl bike
>>14665642
Gsxr 600 is girlier
>>14665642
i really wish they'd update it. when was it done last, like 2006? yamaha's already said there wont be one for 2017 i think.
>>14665694
you deserve it, pederest.
Good morning.
Bandit is working again
Constant paranoia.
Probably will get some mechanic to diagnose what the fuck is up and get them to do it.
:( I hate riding a malfunction time bomb
>>14665702
>carbed bike
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
>B-BUT MUH EFI COULD FAIL ANY MOMENT!
K E K
>>14665715
I'm totally down for an efi next.
It would be okay if it wasn't do expensive to learn things the hard way.
Mfw no efi, shaft driven bike
>>14665702
you deserve it, pederest.
>>14665726
>implying there's anything wrong with slamming 14-16 year olds
Americuck pls go
>>14665734
post gf
>>14665726
>>14665740
I knew this was just an elaborate plan to get me to post gf.
>>14665744
just post gf
>>14665726
explain the pederest meme?
>>14665754
he cannot leave euro zone as he is a convicted pederest.
>>14665761
Did he get busted with loli or some other thoughtcrime or legit CP?
>>14665761
so he is actually a kiddie fiddler?
>>14665754
He thinks everyone over the age of 18 wants his rosebud.
I am thinking of getting a Suzuki DR200,
But others have told me I should get the DRZ400SM. I am a newbie rider, and that would be my first bike to learn to ride.
Triumph Scrambler, opinions?
>>14665674
No need to update when it's been the king for the past 8 years.
>>14665777
i like the bike but i dont like its midrange flat spot. the engine can be improved
Gramps is our oldman resident pederest and Tash is out youngman resident pederest.
Notice how gramps always gets upset about it and has to make very snide remarks, the truth hurts.
>>14665769
got any more pics of your bike, grandpa?
>>14665783
A pederest is a footstool.
>>14665786
A few.
>>14665788
A footstool is a stepped on turd.
>>14665791
Would it sound like a CBX1000, if it had a fully hektik exhaust?
>>14665792
Velly crever!
>>14665788
No thats a Poofie
>>14665796
1600GTL sounds baller with aftermarket exhaust.
>mfw sounds like a space ship
muh dik, literally the bike I want to retire on one day.
But desu I can't really imagine driving anything other than my GS, big bikes are cool but the thought of not being able to split sucks.
>tfw hit my first mirror today
Much spaghetti was had
>>14665798
nah m8 thats a pooftah
>>14665259
So what exactly are you studying that requires you to deal with cuck shit like that?
>>14665818
liberal feminism arts
>>14665818
Basket weaving.
>>14665630
>motogp
>beautiful
I'm guessing you're gay, from a femanons standpoint the vast majority are average as fuck or downright unattractive. Jocky tier physiques everywhere, unkempt hair and facial everywhere, Rossi looks like a monkey, Marquez looks 12, Lorenzo's facial hair is the most off putting shit imaginable, all the brits look homeless or inbred, speaking of inbreds have you seen Rabat lately?
Seriously if you have a decent body and take *some* care with your appearance, chances are you'd look better than 90% of these guys.
>>14665761
ALLEGEDLY
>>14665767
>implying weeabo
No you, pls don't.
>>14665769
Lol
>>14665844
Ybr girl?
>>14665844
Shut your mouth Rossi is qt
>>14665803
Not as good as a CBX1000.
>>14665852
>Rossigroominghimself.webm
>>14665848
Fraid not.
>>14665844
casey confirmed most cute
>>14665865
post tits. ....ahh i mean bike
>>14665844
I was talking about the spanish racers, but ok.
>Rossi is 6'
The fuck, I could have sworn he was a manlet, he doesn't look tall at all.
>>14665869
Have you never seen him next to Dani?
>>14665865
Ybr grill hasn't been here in a while. You can be the new mascot.
Also all this attention is your fault.
>>14665869
hes the pretty much tallest one in the paddock. i could be wrong but he's up there.
That is some rambling stupidity. And I've only just gotten through page 89. What is her point?
>>14665844
What bike do you ride
>>14665882
Read it as if it was all a joke.
Don't allow it to anger you because it'll get frustrating. Humour helps make it more enjoyable.
Then when you write the essay you can unleash on it
Fucken faggot vegans.
>>14665895
Inb4 busa
>>14665906
Fuck you
Vegan is life vegan is love
>>14665911
That would be dank. But she would be dead by now.
>>14665915
bacon doe
>>14665915
Faggot. I bet your main protein intake is from cumming into your own mouth while you are upside down and asphyxiating yourself.
You disgust me. I'm gonna eat two steaks tonight, one for you.
>>14665915
vegans need to be fed to starving african children,
>>14665920
>bacon
Falling for the meme
That isn't even best meat.
I do miss the taste of meat a lot, but I just can't anymore I can't do it. Animals are too alive for me to eat them.
>>14665922
>implying anyone knows what I like any better than me
You mean to tell me you don't blow yourself?
You basic bitch
>>14665928
It would be the best meat to be fair.
>>14665895
>>14665929
"oh no an animal that is dumber than the most retarded person alive had to die for me to eat this damned tasty food"
I don't see the problem to be honest.
>>14665922
smegma is 16.6% protein
>>14665929
If god didn't want us to eat animals he wouldn't have made them so tasty.
Plants taste yucky, the way god intended.
Liver and onions GOAT
>>14665947
If only.
>>14665955
OK Strong Belwas
Vegans are pretty fucking selfish for assuming plants don't count as alive or being capable of suffering when they've been shown to have pain "responses" and the ability to communicate with each other through gas exchange.
But as usual, people assume that only things that communicate/react like a human being would are sentient.
This is why we'd be fucked if we ever encountered aliens desu senpai.
>well fuck m8 I didn't think it was alive because it's completely alien to my own biology and culture
Said aliens about humans as they wipe us out. Fucking Vegans.
>>14665955
Offal is pet food, anon.
>>14665929
theyre just machines that turn grass n shit into tasty meat. cows and pigs aren't too useful for anything else
>>14665947
must try harder next time wr anton
>>14665964
Whatever you say, peasant.
>>14665867
>Dat skin, dat facial hair.
>>14665868
Pic related at the moment.
>>14665895
I've a small collection of bikes and I turn them over pretty regularly so it varies a bit, at the moment i'm dailying/unfucking a CB350 I picked up a little while ago.
Last year it's been a DRZ400SM, CL450, TW200, RD350LC, RD250, XS650.
>Previous owner claims it was completely rewired by a professional electrician
>Professional electrician may or may not have been a kitten with a ball of string
>>14665969
Only peasants eat Offal.
>>14665895
>>14665970
BRISBANE
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>>14665971
Not true. Apex pedators eat the fat and offal first. Offal has been considered GOAT by essentially every society in history.
>>14665980
Sure peasant. Enjoy your dog >>14665980
food.
>>14665951
>>14665954
>>14665961
>>14665965
As much as I'm enjoying the shitposting, I'm tired of hearing the same shit over and over.
I can make some kick ass vegans meals
I feel good doing it
I feel healthy doing it
Pls don't me mad at me
>>14665980
are you talking about brains and shit? thats nasty, everyone knows thats dog food.
>>14665989
Thats fine as long as you are ok with me eating things like Kangaroos.
>>14665990
Liver, sweetbreads, brain. Tongue is breddy good for protein in stew form. Kidney taste like piss, obviously and is definitely dog food tier. Muscle meat is pleb tier
>>14665998
Only poorfags eat offal.
>>14665997
Only when you beat me on the tougy
>make plans for the day
>wake up at 6 am
>breakfast
>go back to bed
>I don't wanna do any of that shit
Fuck me
>>14665998
What part of the 3rd world do you live in?
>>14666010
That pretty easy. I will just bring a loli along and you will be too busy trying to rape her.
>>14666005
Is that how you afford all those high end cuts of meat? By being a nobike faggot?
>>14666013
Bosnia Herzegovina
PYB
>>14666020
No-shit, serious question: How is the refugee situation?
>>14666015
>loli
I don't understand your weeaboo lingo
I probably won't hear it either because you'll be so far back on the road.
>>14666010
id flog you though
>>14666025
Breddy good, we do what we can, they're like roaches though: once you've seen one you gotta gas the whole damn building
>>14666010
sorry bud but bikefags arent allowed on the touge under orders of the touge king himself
>>14666034
do you know how Serbia is doing ?
I want to do some parallel imports of some car parts
little things like tail lamps and window glass
>>14666020
>Is that how you afford all those high end cuts of meat? By being a nobike faggot?
2bike faggot and rib eye fillet isn't high end here as all the good shit gets exported. I prefer Rump tho or a nice corned meat.
>tfw a sportsbike rider gave me a fistbump at the lights while I was on my 50cc moped
I know I'm not really part of the motorcycle community but it's cool to see that you guys are so accepting
>>14666032
The only thing you flog is yourself, cucktorian
>>14666020
Keep crying, it's your own fault for being born in a shit hole.
>>14666048
i sense envy, maybe some jealousy, touch of spite, possibly some butt frustration.
>>14666047
Takes balls to ride an under powered, unstable and most likely poorly maintained moped in traffic.
>>14666056
your senses are shit, You should sense pity for you having to live in cucktoria.
Watch out for those cops when you have your pov-spec action cam taped to your helmet.
>>14666056
>mainroad just to the left
>>14666062
stay mad
>>14666077
>to the left
>>14665970
>RD350LC
How much did you pay for that? Is it the MK1 or the YPVS model? Is it fun to ride? I'm looking to get one as my next bike after spending my time on an RD125LC, pic related.
>>14666087
stay cucked
main road is less than 200 mtrs away.
>>14665968
Fuck you that wasn't even me this time
>>14665844
Pls leave
>>14666093
well it was the start of the trail, probably less than 200 meters away to be honest that hills maybe 50 meters.
>>14665715
efi
>press start button
>run out of volts in efi chip
>gg ur dead
carbs
>press start button
>grand master wizard venturi gets fuel and air into ur cylinders
>go fast
>>14665929
> Animals are too alive for me to eat them.
The solution is to kill them before you eat them, duh.
Nothing better than a nice roadkill steak at the end of a long day of riding desu.
>>14666133
who is this semen demon
>>14666133
>floats get stuck wide open @100+mph
>gas flash ignites on the exhaust
>trail of fire, melted leathers and frame is all that survives
>>14665915
>sunflower oil
Shiet that's basically a chemical anon.
>>14666143
You're mum who I fukted haha :DDD
>>14666149
ebin :---DDDDD
>>14666133
Her eyes are amazing.
>subject
Carbs are fine... if your float(s) and o-rings can deal with this god damned corn gas. My DR650's float was eaten by this ethanol shit.
Who here has a Ninja 250?
>>14666162
Only homosexuals.
>>14666162
> ninja 250
I need to go do some stuff but I'm stuck here doing nothing.
Make me go out and seize the day.
>>14666032
Why this bike isn't available in my country ?
>>14666032
Gippsland?
>>14666158
Should I cum on her?
>>14666171
I can't make you. But just go put on your moto gear, pull the bike out, and fukken go. That's the same advice I was given two days ago and that's what I did yesterday. Was a really nice afternoon ride, dinner, and cruise.
>>14666176
Probably.
>>14666180
I don't need to use the bike I just need to go buy some stuff at the drugstore around the corner.
>>14666179
>queensland not a cane toad, and not last
also wheres act master race faggot
>>14666186
into the "to be cummed on" folder she goes
>>14666190
>act
That's just like a suburb m8. Full of jews.
>>14666187
I didn't need to use the bike to go to dinner. I could've used my car. Would've taken far less time. But dammit it's more fun.
>>14665715
guess why nearly all plane engines in general aviation are still carbed, faggot.
>>14665844
Qtiest motoGP's
>Maverick vinales
>Scott redding
>CAL CRUTCHLOW
>>14666210
>>14666210
This guy knows what's up.
There's a motorcycle show in KC this weekend, just in time for shitty weather. Fuck that noise!
>>14666215
>>14666198
ive never ever seen a jew in canberra (except for the jews at the jew church in forrest)
>>14666202
yeah JT9D-7 are carbed
>>14666221
What do forrest jews look like? Wood elves?
>>14666221
All politicians are jews m8.
>>14666217
Looks like a fucking caveman
>>14666226
but our man tony is Christian
>>14666223
I've always considered it the sport of metrosexuals rather than homosexuals.
>>14666227
that's the appeal
>>14666229
The lizardmen have you bluffed.
>>14666223
They made dakis, if I'm not mistaken. Fucking dakis.
>>14666133
I-I have the same boots :3
>>14666233
what about this qt she doesnt look jewish
>>14666232
We all know marquez is the real qt.
>>14666257
Marquez is a little manlet cuckboi.
>>14666257
he is but he has a bit of a buzz lightyear chin
>>14666258
Right but he's a qt manlet
>>14666263
Still a qt twink
>>14666269
Nah he has spooky eyes and a mouth like Sigourney Weaver.
>>14666278
lol Hank from Breaking Bad
>>14666175
yes
>loves lane
>scooter riders
>>14666287
Took the baffle out of my Screaming Demon slip on. Ho-lee-shit, my 400 turned into the loudest thing on the street.
>>14666293
Mate, that's frigging illegal. You're going WAY over 30km/h. I'm reporting this webm to the police. You're done, cunt.
>>14666293
Why didn't you just go around him on the left?
> captcha: fries
Goddamn now I want burgers.
>>14666302
see
>>14665635
They are too busy harassing "bikies".
>>14666299
How loud is it now? mines already too loud with my pov mods to the stock exhaust, i imagine without the baffle in the screaming demon it would be like having a straight through lol
>>14666162
I do.
2011 if it helps.
>>14666307
I was following him, he was filtering until all of a sudden his balls sucked back up into his crotch.
>>14666312
see
>>14666169
>>14666314
And that means you can't go around him... why?
>>14666319
The road narrows up and it wouldn't be possible.
>>14666293
Is this Brisbane man?
>>14666311
Hard to describe the sound, might be able to make a webm of it later.
It's definitely illegal though. And it gets about 50% louder when you hit Vtec.
Also got a nice pop when I change gears with some acceleration on.
>>14666311
it looks like you rubbed cat shit inside it wtf is that
>>14666334
carbon build up, normally the cat converter burns that shit.
>>14666328
KSD
>>14666343
thought it looked familiar. I drive a little black 50cc moped around the area, if I'm in your way don't hesitate to tell me to move. I'm always anxious that I'm slowing bikers down
>>14666302
Report this one too, I see this same bitch constantly doing it.
The cops won't do shit if you go in with the footage.
>>14666350
Yep, saw the speedo hit 40. Cops are coming to lock you up, Logan-bogan.
>>14666357
Cool story bro, post your dank webms.
>>14666350
the fat guy nodded at you
>>14666361
Yeah he was full waiting for a mate mode.
