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ARE YOU READY FOR SLAM POETRY ON TOP GEAR?
https://youtu.be/Yd_6P_AQj6U?t=24
>>14432485
>A black guy """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""rapping"""""""""""""""""""""""""""about a RR
is that joey tribbiani on the 3rd left?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p03j67ll
All that's needed is chris hariss and sabine
That's it. Fuck everyone else
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>>14432518
and rebecca
>>14432518
I like based eddie jordan.
EJ, sabine and chris harris would be alright.
Tiff back would be insane too.
I love tiff.
>>14432528
>everyone is shorter than evans
>>14432485
>6 of the most annoying people on the planet and someone in a space suit
top gear have shit it
>>14432485
>Tyrone
>Some random Kraut refugee
>Just fuck my shit up washed up tv actor
>Nu-male
>Aziz ''Blitzkrieg Jihad'' Mohhamad
>Cuck intellectual-faggoty type
>Argentina
So this is the new lineup, huh
seems like they're going for the pre-2002 format or it's going to be like a car version of the 'one show'
my only hope is that genuine animosity grows between the cast and evans and the whole thing implodes.
>>14432485
>that shirt
>LOOK, I'M A WOMAN ON A MEN TV SHOW
>LOOK
>LOOK FUCKING DAMMIT, I'M A WOMAN
>>14432517
yep.
>>14432690
It won't ever stop. It's the age we live in now.
>>14432690
>>14432716
>>14432485
That's... certainly different. Doesn't look like anyone's going to be accusing the show of not having its own identity, at least.
>>14432676
Seems a strange thing to hope for. I mean, why would you want fewer high-budget car programmes?
I hope that they flout everyone's expectations and make a genuinely well-liked show that manages to secure its own fanbase and ends up just as well remembered as the previous one. I appreciate that that probably isn't going to happen, but it don't see how it'd be a bad thing if it did.
>GUYS.. WHAT IF... NO NO, HEAR ME OUT. GUYS, WHAT IF WE DOUBLE, THIS IS SERIOUSLY GENIUS, WHAT IF WE DOUBLE THE NUMBER OF HOSTS?!?!
-Someone in that pitch meeting
EJ and Chris Harris are brilliant additions.
Think Sabine will be a bit wooden.
The Reid guy is a complete unknown so who knows.
No idea why Le Blanc was hired and actually announced first and on his own.
>>14432485
>a black guy
>a woman
>average Joe(y)
>a ginger beta male
>middle eastern terrorist
>"Im old but I still stay hip I swear, you can tell by the glasses and shoes"
>Stick
Yep, equality, diversity and PC quota have been checked.
I liked three ugly dudes better because the main focus was cars. I am 100% sure that without the holy trinity pushing back, the show will become yet another stage for social issues bullcrap.
>>14432783
>hammond
>clarkson
>cars
Hahahahahahha only James knew stuff about cars.
The "hip i swear" guy is/was an F1 team leader, Chris Evans is a proven car reviewer and Sabrina is a racer and decent reviewer as well.
Like holy shit, how can someone be so wrong. Don't worry you have the black and friends guy for your comical relief. No idea who the 4 eyed guy is
>>14432798
You didn't seriously just confuse Chris Evans and Chris Harris, did you?
>>14432798
>Chris Evans is a proven car reviewer
Is that why he pukes when Gs are involved?
>>14432518
Like anyone would watch Chris Harris. A no name with less than zero journalistic ability.
Jezza May and Hammond were literally worth two of any of the new presenters, only Evans stands a chance of drawing in any viewers and he's hardly a household name in the third world countries where the BBC want to sel the show.
Anyone know if this is the real confirmed cast?
>>14432485
So there "open to anyone" talent search just so happened to result in a former car reviewer and TV presenter. Nice one Evans you ginger twat.
EJ was relevant 20 years ago, but only in F1.
Harris couldn't present or review a car if his life depended on it.
Sabine is married,
Matt who? Oh some washed up sitcom actor from the least funny show since Seinfeld.
The speed that Evans is most interested in comes in little bags not cars
>>14432485
Apart from Evans and LeBlanc I'm okay with everyone in this lineup. Even the nigger is watchable (I watched his 911 vid).
I hope they will go back to old Top Gear formula, not one with three old idiots making clowns of themselves. We will get that on Amazon, there's no need to copy them.
>>14432893
Fucking lol. What's the guy in the middle name and the guy on his right ? Not the church shooter or the guy off friends. The ones edited in
>Hiring an actual racing driver
Then what's the point of having a "tame" racing driver?
>>14433099
Mr. CIA and his good buddy JUST.
Together they fight crime and alimony.
>>14433110
What are their names ??
>>14433113
Aiden Gillen and Brendan Fraser. Why does it matter?
>>14433120
What matters is the quality of the show.
>>14433156
What matters is our plan.
>>14433099
They are all edited in.
>>14433113
From left to right:
Rory Reid, Sabine Schmitz, Matt LeBlanc, Chris Evans, Chris Harris, Eddie Jordan
JUST
>>14433275
THE FIGHTING PRIDE OF BRITAIN
I'm sure you guys know that top gear used to have this much hosts back when Tiff was part of it right?
>>14433284
of course not most people here never watched TG back then, it wasnt memey enough for them
This is so tolerant. I'm glad they got rid of the fun.
>>14433291
Probably not, they prefer that old racist bloke.
I quite like them tho, except "Cpt. Slow", which I can't stand.
Also, they're all far from funny, but Clarkson knew how to describe a car and the feel of said car.
That being said, i'm eager to see Chris on the show. And thank God Mr. Regular isn't part of the new crew
So, what do you think, which of these faggots was the one that threw up, because he couldnt handle supercar speeds?
>>14433308
I'm sure you could withstand way more Mr. Shitbox driver.
NO MR REGULAR ON THE LINEUP BOYCOTT
>>14433284
>40 year olds browsing 4chan
tell me more, faggot
>>14432575
this wow BBC is so progressive guys
is like I can have my liberal campus on T.V.
>>14433320
>underages on 4chan
That's not new at all.
>>14433312
Never said I could. I'm not a presenter on the worlds most famous motoring show though, so you know, it's not part of my job description
>>14432518
Sabine schuld finally host a german Top Gear.
our own programs are absolutely awful.
desu none of the others ring a bell
>>14432528
I feel you bro
>>14433414
Dat Jew nose though
>>14433383
Pretty sure she was. In one of the earlier series they did some races against some German car show.
>>14432854
Typo lel
>>14433420
Use it as a target.
>>14432889
Chris Harris would do well.
>less than zero journalistic ability.
More than any one else to be honest. He has a real passion for cars and it shows through when he presents.
Also, no one knew who the fuck Hammond, May, or Clarkson were until Top Gear. They were literal nobodies.
>>14433459
She was on D Motor by DMAX
A terrible program produced by a terrible broadcaster.
I cannot stand the face of that guy in the middle. He just looks like a fucking annoying cunt
>>14433495
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5xd97HeY70
Jesus Christ, how many fucking presenters is this show going to have?
Is this some kind of Survivor setup where one gets voted off every week?
what
>>14433104
Head to Head comparisons
>>14432889
>less than zero journalistic ability
Chris Harris has more journalistic ability than Clarkson, Hammond and May put together.
Unlike those losers, Harris actually knows how to drive a car.
>>14432690
>>14432716
>>14432724
She's not even the first woman to be a host on top gear. There were 4 or 5 before her
>>14432485
If there's not a single joke related to that guy on the left being black, and a joke that the girl can't drive, and a joke that the tall bloke can't see the other blokes because they're too short, a joke about the next bloke being dumb muscle and a joke about the one on the right being a pedophile...
Top gear is dead
They've said the presenters will form a pyramid.
Evans on top, as it's effectively his show now.
EJ and Joey, I'd imagine would be next. Remember, this is more of an entertainment show featuring cars than a purist car show. EJ has the presenter ability from his years doing F1 for BBC, and Matt is a big name.
The others, I assume will be doing specific car reviews, tests and 'proper' driving.
The black guy I honestly don't know, can't say I'd heard of him before this.
Suffice to say I doubt we'll see all of them in the studio at the same time.
>>14433282
>A German
>An American
>An Irishman
>Two Darkies
Yep, this has BBC written all over it.
