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Post car. Say what it'd be cool for.
Ex: Boss Escorting, Police Escape, Kidnapping, Rape...
I start:
Mercedes-Benz E420 (W124)
For: Rob a Bank
Why: discreet, powerful enough for city centers, not too big nor too small
http://www.brabus.com/cars4sale/car_W124.html?lang=en
god I love that car.
>(W124)
Those bad dudes must be fucking broke then.
Dodge Caravans are popular here when it comes to robbing armoured trucks. Good for hauling loot.
Dodge B150
Picking up little girls for a blowy joey
Transporting VIPs and getting rid of people
standing in the background of "04" rap videos
>>14100182
why are they selling it for 29,000 euro?
535i
Why?
Because it can carry four people for crimes
Because it weighs the same as a 3 series
Because the engine can be tuned for good reliable power
Because it is
>>14101301
Because it's an uncommon Brabus tuned version with less than 30k miles on the clock.
>>14101327
It does look nice, almost exactly like my E320, but yea mint and all that.
Nothing says sleazy/shady like a Challenger pulling up to the sidewalk curb at night for minute and then pulling off.
![hqdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/HEiAUBy.jpg "hqdefault[1].jpg")
Toyota Land Cruiser 200 V8
For: security guard
Why: very masculine, show's who's the boss in town, but on the other hand not too flashy, powerful enough to ram opponent's car, not as big as american f-size suvs
>>14101304
>535i
Kill yourself you dumb cunt.
>>14100182
Looks like something mafia would get around with.
Mercedes M class, especially the original model is badass!
>>14100860
Or being parked at the woodland edge, near a nice neighbourhood, taking pictures of the Alstom CEO's wife.
EG hatch
Lotus Omega
Pre-X Lan Evo
>>14101470
Why would you want that big fat slow turd.
>>14102352
lmao yeah that car would be good for getting assraped by kali muscle
![00x0x_kVsBkFd9X5E_600x450[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/WQvBQJK.jpg "00x0x_kVsBkFd9X5E_600x450[1].jpg")
Gangsters and dealers like to show off in nice cars. They might cruise in a donked Cadillac Seville or a tinted Lexus, but when it comes to doing dirt, it's a different story. The scariest car is a bucket with a missing bumper, missing hubcap, panel that doesn't match, no plates, headlights off, three to five men inside, creeping down the street late at night.
Kidnapping, cruising, triggering elderly polish people.
Scaring the living shit out of eastern European people anywhere in Europe since 60's. Symbol of institutional terror for many. Even in western countries anybody who had escaped from the east would be terrified if this drove towards them as they where mainly used by embassies of eastern block. Human rights did not apply on the back seat.
>>14101689
This was a good one.
>>14100182
Alfa Romeo 75, official Mafia car
For: hiding corpses
Why: big trunk, fast, agile
Lancia thema 8.32
For:Mafia boss personal car
Going on a nice holiday
Attending meetings on time
Taking your escort in class
>>14104599
>>14100182
>car
Toyota Corolla
>for
Driving 55 in a 54
>why
Cause I'm young and I'm black and my hats real low
>>14104617
Nicely done
>>14100182
>discreet
maybe in 1995 bro , right now u would get spotted in no times with a car like that
>>14102362
You're too dumb
Nigs use minivans for drivebys because of the sliding door
>>14104636
You crazy for this one, Rick.
Obviously a 90s honda civic
>>14100860
You can't "get rid of people" in a hatchback, there's a glass back window people can see through.
You need a car like Odell from Jackie Brow
>>14100182
For picking up cute guys
giving brojobs
>>14105971
>>14106056
>>14102352
>750i
>Slow
Ultimate Yakuza-mobile
>>14101470
This is the only valid answer. The 7series was so popular among Russian and eastern European mobsters they even made a gangster movie called "black bimmer" or "bimmer" (cornij bumer)
>>14100182
I'd pick one of these if I wanted to be inconspicuous, here in Austin, TX you'd blend in immediately. Can't walk 20 feet without running into a four door short bed F150 here. They're not too slow either.
>>14108918
chorni
>>14100182
the best
The goal is to be as anonymous as possible. This movie got it right.
>>14104153
>Triggering elderly Polish people
Not even elderly and it's already working desu
Kurwa
>>14100182
V6 4motion VW Passat B5 in dark green with rear windows slightly tinted.
Freakin everything. Just tune it a bit.
>>14110547
lol why not just get a b5 s4.
God you people are dumb. A Passat lmao
>>14110550
Audi badge, fag. See the difference between so-called poormobile (not in where I live tho) and premium badged shit? You CAN expect everything from Audi. And the newer, the worse.
>>14110556
Are you retard. B5 s4 is essentially the Passat but with better twin turbo engine. Why put money into a NA v6 Passat when a easily tuneable twin turbo exists in the passats brother, the s4.
You can hardly tune a v6 Passat as well. What are you gonna do to it? At least get the 1.8t and tune that but maybe no 4motion but who cares You're a loser.
>>14110547
>plebwagen
>scary
>>14110547
Get the W8, but it might be dumb as it inevitably will break down in a pursuit.
![38795_147584998587813_100000089414808_433541_3719236_n[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/tO5PJ7B.jpg "38795_147584998587813_100000089414808_433541_3719236_n[1].jpg")
Lol.
Yall watch too many movies. Pretty much any thief in my area will be in something like this.
![1995_dodge_dakota_2_dr_slt_extended_cab_sb-pic-1896975392264083320[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/huhVuJg.jpg "1995_dodge_dakota_2_dr_slt_extended_cab_sb-pic-1896975392264083320[1].jpg")
>>14110897
They seem to always be driving one of these for stealing big things out of people's garages.
>>14110820
>
What. No, just faster (not fast), able to snow plow because based quattro and not suspicious (popular; plain look).
>>14100182
Genocide.
>>14110925
Rev up those gas chambers
>>14110925
>criminal cars
The mob machine
tearing through paris after a robbery
>>14110955
it's the Adolf Hitler channel
>>14110967
>War Criminals aren't real criminals.
well i never
>>14105971
They're actually pretty damn good at picking up girls
If you're confident and have the good qualities of a guy like funny/not a pusswad, having an Miata only adds to your attractiveness since it shows you're not an insecure brodude
Though I'm a flaming faggot so this has no use to me
>>14111111
>>14111103
This is true :DDD
Honda Civic hatchback
The faggot who stole my DS out of my locker in high school drove one just like it, except his was bright orange and it had chrome-plated Walmart hubcaps
He fucking sold it on Craigslist with my copy of Animal Crossing. Luckily he got caught and had to buy me a new DS and Animal Crossing, and got expelled when they searched his locker and found weed (:
>>14111111
Here,have a limo Twingo for these sexts
>>14102352
>big fat slow turd
>not your pic
pick one
Best Christmas present ever. Shame I didn't have my trip.
>>14111111
First John Oliver got the xxxx2016 get on /pol/ now this
A Christmas miracle
>>14111103
What a shame that he didn't win
>>14101269
those rims are very poorly photoshopped in
>>14111651
t.12 yo
![VW_Phaeton_3.0_V6_TDI_4MOTION_(2._Facelift)_–_Frontansicht,_1._April_2012,_Essen[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/LeiIohQ.jpg "VW_Phaeton_3.0_V6_TDI_4MOTION_(2._Facelift)_–_Frontansicht,_1._April_2012,_Essen[1].jpg")
>>14111211
Pfft. Everybody knows the 535 is a rocket. Because the 5 series weighs the same as the 3 and handles better. Tune it and you'll have an even faster rocket.
Tony Soprano's Chevy Suburban
>>14109479
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7aPIiX6tRc
God tier
>>14111722
Why not just have a 550i or a 545i, very smooth running v8 that isn't highly tuned.
>>14111698
>implying it isn't highly possible
>>14111759
Weight. Poor power band.
The tuned 535 is faster, has more low down torque and with the paddle shift transmission it is even quicker.
Why don't you shut up because you clearly know nothing about BMW. Hurrrr the v8 is better cuz v8. A tuned 535 easily makes 400+ hp and torque reliably.
![4802507558_aff443c8ae_b[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/KOZGoCG.jpg "4802507558_aff443c8ae_b[1].jpg")
>>14110820
>not rolling in armoured pleb wagons
>>14111722
The 5 series weighs like 500lbs more bro, the fuck are you talking about
>>14111880
Nsnekqowk skkask disallow
http://oppositelock.kinja.com/10-reasons-the-e60-535i-is-better-than-the-m5-1608323644
>>14111985
>10 reasons why 535i is better than M5
Only need one reason why M5 is better;
>V10
>>14111985
You linked me to some shirt article comparing a 535 and an m5. An article that's more a plug for jb4 than anything.
So again...wut
>>14112020
It's proof that the 535 is a great tuner sedan. Quit being a massive shit pile. I'm done with this thread. I've owned you and it. Fuck your family too.
>>14112041
Man that's some, I need swim floaties to safely eat soup, level of retard
>>14111111
how ?
>>14111985
>Nsnekqowk skkask disallow
>BTFO so hard after two posts he can't type anymore
>>14111111
ebin
>>14111080
FUCKING BEAST
>>14103053
Most of /o/ is too sheltered to realize this
>>14111111
ice.
>>14112433
>growing up in the hood, yea boy 1984
>was the year that my peers didn't know what was in store
>>14112433
I got a mate who has owned around 60-70 vehicles at the age of 23, he has no license and most of the cars were written off/without documents and in a state just like >>14103053
described. He crashed or abandoned most of his cars. He wasnt a dealer or anything, maybe a thug. The police landed around 90 shots in one of his cars during a chase once. Been in a police chase with him myself, was scared shitless but the police had no chance on our local back roads. yeah and he is an ex con
rusty dirty box body caprice. perfect for escaping from robbing gas stations. then afterwards throw it on sum 6's so its not recognized
94 Corolla. Great for petty crimes and simple suspect behavior. My friend in high school drove one and we called it the suspect mobile and always used it instead of my car for doing dumb shit.
>Selling cocaine to the C.I.A so they can funnel it into negro communities
>Come home, bang my coked up 17 year old girlfriend from Miami
>Get shot and bleed out in-front of a nightclub , Age 27.
>>14108918
fucking love the first movie
avoid the second
you are all plebs
cheap nondescript cars ftw
>>14115011
You failed, Prius is the devils car
>>14111177
The way you type makes me think this was last month.
Whats the cheapest/best car for uber?
i want to drive uber but my current car is too old.
in my city the requirements are it must be 2005 or newer, and it must have 4 doors, an can't be a salvage title.
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