http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/health/news/6316522/Fast-cars-boost-mens-testosterone-levels-research.html
>Researchers from the Concordia University in Montreal recruited 39 young men for their study. Each one got to drive a £75,000 Porsche 911 Carrera Cabriolet for one hour, followed by an hour in a 16-year-old Toyota Camry, a family car. Tests on saliva samples showed a significant increase in testosterone while drivers were cruising around in the Porsche. But there was either no effect, or even a slight decline, when they got behind the wheel of the battered old Toyota. Researchers noted the most potent effect was when volunteers were driving through town, where there were plenty of potential female admirers.
But hormones even rose slightly when they were out on the open road, with no spectators, according to the study published in the journal Organisational Behaviour and Human Decision Processes.
So what is it, are you a low test beta driving a shitbox or a big swinging dick?
>tfw I drive a big black Audi
Feels good to have everyone think you're a massive bellend but still be the ultimate sex machine.
>>13964051
toyota fags blown the fuck out so hard
>tfw roids
humans cannot ever come close to my superhero test levels
For me, it's not about fast cars, it's about driving fast.
>>13964051
>Breaking news! Fast cars make men produce more testosterone because they want to and can go fast, rather than driving a slow car, because they can't go fast.
In other news water is wet and you ride the bus.
>>13964072
Not really.
This just proves the old theory that small dick faggots need to compensate with HP or flashy things
>>13964527
enjoy your animu and shitbox
>>13964574
Enjoy your lack of self worth and/or small penis
>>13964574
>this mad he has a small dick
kek
>>13964587
I'm sure you behave like a penis obsessed beta faggot simply to compensate for what a true alpha male you really are.
>>13964609
Lol nice try.
2/10 though
>>13964620
>everyone is compensating except me
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