www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aurdo85GuHs
The Bentley Bloodyanus is now the fastest selling Bentley ever. This fact has led every other luxury brand to create their own analogous car for their product portfolio.
How common will this car be at your town's local nail salons/massage parlors? Should the VW CEO be killed for this?
The Bentley Buttsquelch is the modern day interpretation of what a premium driving experience is.
trophy wives love crossovers so basically every car maker will be doing this now
>>13881254
The product manager in the video directly mentioned the female market as why this thing exists.
>>13881238
>The Bentley Bloodyanus
I thought its name is BentAGay. When did they rename it?
>>13881238
I'm satisfied someone has taken one off road, already
![Lamborghini-Urus-SUV-Top-10-Sexiest-Lamborghini-Of-All-Time[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/RWdBkxr.jpg "Lamborghini-Urus-SUV-Top-10-Sexiest-Lamborghini-Of-All-Time[1].jpg")
At least Bentley's design language is chunky enough to produce a decent looking SUV.
Now Lambo styling on an SUV, that does not work in the slightest.
>>13881238
>should the VW CEO be killed for this
>fastest selling bentley ever
you should suck a fat cock is what should actually happen. How the fuck do you expect decent car companies to stay afloat if assberger fucks like you complain whenever they target the market
that
by the way
Is actually BUYING their shit
shut the fuck up and take an economics class
>>13881238
>>13881247
What makes me sad is that the concept had potential. It looked like a premium Bentley SUV.
The final product just looks like a Bentley'd up VW.
You're posting the EXP 9F concept. Which looks fine. The final product is a shitshow.
>pic related
>>13881449
>>13881478
See pic related. Final product. It's awful.
>>13881478
>Urus
I fucking BET the progressive designers wanted to name it Uranus first but then they realized UrAnus would be way to fitting for a car like this
>>13881238
You know what's really depressing? One day someone is going to be NOSTALGIC for this shit.
>>13881478
but this makes sense because lamborghini mad an SUV in the past
the problem is this isnt a g-wagen competitor
>>13881646
I'm fine with them making an actual SUV,you know, an offroader like the LM002, but this thing just doesn't work. The Urus tries way too hard to look like a sleek supercar while being a fucking behemoth. That shit clashes. At least the Bentley makes the styling kinda work (I honestly don't think the design is that horrible).
>>13881238
Why u mad tho? The SUV is the new land barge status symbol. Not really different from range rovers, escalades, navigators, etc.
>>13881238
I can't wait to see what kind of wheels Sean P. Combs and Justin D. Bieber adds to their Bentaygas.
>>13881238
Even Bentley acknowledges that their customers won't use its off-road abilities lol.
>he proudly states a diesel will be available
Bentley, confirmed for no self-awareness.
>>13884565
They're aware that they're a company. So they'll use all their assets (VW platforms) to make the most profit. How is this any level of surprise these days?
>>13881268
>>13881509
Is this real or a concept?
>>13884683
Very real.
>>13881509
>See pic related. Final product. It's awful.
I'm still satisfied one has been taken off road, man. Looks like it did pretty well and could do more.
arabs gonna 'rab
>>13881478
Thatfilename.jpg
>>13881238
Surprised not to see this on the ugly cars post a week ago.
>>13881238
>Best selling Bentley ever
>Not a luxury 4door, but a fucking crossover thing
Really, this world has gone to shit.
>>13885128
Why are people actually adopting the stupid 'crossover' moniker?
>>13881238
... I like it
>>13881449
this tb.h fa.m
>supposed to be a symbol of power and status
>it's fucking smiling
What the hell, Bentley. Your new design trend is disgusting.
>>13887998
>Bentley makes a happy car in an age where everything is constipated and/or ANNNNNNNGRY
FUCKING BASED
>>13888010
Stoic is best, family.
>>13888121
Honestly I respect any company that has the balls to make a non-ANNNNGRY car these days.
>>13888121
This right here, family.
I heard Jaguar is going to make a SUV. Is that true?
>>13888145
Yes.
>>13888346
How is it look like?
>>13888367
It reminded me of the new XC90 when I first saw it so I made this.
>>13888145
F-pace
I like the name and the car looks ok. Nothing like the new XE which is the clear choice over the BMW 3 series
>>13881582
That's the thing though: The classics were all military purpose or closely derived from such.. G Wagen, Land Rovers.. even the 002
Thse things are castrated abominations keks buy their suburb wifes.
>>13888376
more like the CX-5
>>13881238
A Bentley SUV is cool when you tell them to buld one just for you.
Not when every elite football mum can buy one
Welp, looks like in about a year the Bentley Bentanalcavity will be the soccer mom car of the year.
