>ITT: describe owning a certain car as you would describe a relationship
>>13804523
>ferrari
>really, really hot
>>13804523
>volvo 240
>slow and steady
W202 C-Class
Great family, although you feel as if she doesn't quite live up to the famous name. Over the years she has obtained a few battlescars, but she smiles every day and never really lets you down. Maybe a tiny bit chubby, but nobody can deny that she is a very comfortable girl to be with
Still, you never really feel safe when you're outside of a kebabshop, seeing how all of the young guys are eyeing her
Rx8, extremely needy and unstable girlfriend.
>BMW
>Mercedes 190 Turbodiesel
>D-don't run away please
>>13804523
>every crossover ever made
>completely pointless
Thick, comfy and respectful, but never fat. Listens to me, and makes me happy, though she could lose a little weight.
Not my photo.
It's like being with a mentally damaged girl. You know you're not in a healthy relationship from the get-go: her past was already troubled, her family always considered her a lousy outcast and she has a medical history of being diagnosed with severe depression, borderline bipolar, anorexia, aspergers and numerous other mental disorders. She probably spent some time in a loonie bin before you met.
Most of the times, things will take a turn for the worse: Sudden panic attacks. Constant depressive and suicidal thoughts. Sometimes you'll get home and find her crying in the corner of the kitchen after having swallowed half the pills in the cabinet. Sometimes she will have to be hospitalized for days, weeks or even months. Hell, if you're not careful, she might even end up attempting to brutally murder you, after all, psychopathic tendencies are not unexpected from such a troubled person. In short, she is profoundly and dangerously unstable.
From a purely utilitarian perspective, being with her is nothing but pure suffering, a constant struggle between mediocrity and downright misery. And yet, you know the love you share transcends that.
It's not just her beautiful looks, neither is it the fact that, in the end, she's still a young and brilliant German artist even if constantly dragged down by a profound identity crisis, it's just that she means so much to you to the point where the tears and suffering seem meaningless in comparison to all you've gained from being together. Maybe you wish she wouldn't be struck by depression so many times or that you wouldn't have to constantly cling to each other, but you've been through so much together, learned so much together and cared so much for each other that, in the end, she doesn't really have anyone else to rely on as much as you.
It's a complicated and unstable relationship, but as long as you give her the attention and care she so desperately needs, your love will never fade away.
She's a fat bitch, I call her a fat bitch behind her back but I still love her when we are together.
Infiniti G35
>reasonably fun chubby chick that you can spend a lot of time with, but you still fantasize about that hot blonde german girl while shes blowing you.
>guilt mixed with joy
>sporty and tiny and keeps up with or exceeds your daily expectations of her
>sometimes needs a little prodding to wake up but then chirps up and eagerly runs all day
>gets tired after long trips though
>really doesn't like the rain
>kind of demanding
>"anon, why haven't you fixed my electrical system yet?"
>"anon, my interior is so dirty"
>"anon, I can't close my eyes!"
>"anon, I'll spray oil all over my manifold if you rev it that high!"
>ara ara I'm much too old for this, anon
>91 Toyota Hilux 4x4 single cab
so a tiny little asian chick who doesn't mind if I get rough with her, and never breaks down and cries about it.
>>13805007
THIS
>Z31 turbo
This chick is really, really pretty, but you've gotta drop a few grand on her before she lets you do anything fun.
>>13804523
>Rover 45.
She was always faithful and reliable, bit a bit frumpy and not much fun. Ended up dumping her for:
>Citroen Saxo vtr
She was broken from the start and I should have seen it, but I was too infatuated with her. Didn't take me long to see that she was little more than an expensive mistake.
E100
"I'll always be there for you."
I'll let the picture explain.
>>13805205
Kek, saved
An older beetle in my experience is like a nice girl who's shy and spaced out a lot of the time, needs comfort and care to be happy.
At least she doesn't talk back
>>13805272
Newer beetle is like that fat smelly weaboo girl who reads Manga and literature about shy girls meeting the perfect guy and aggressively tries to emulate this anime shy girl no matter how much it creeps everyone out and we all just wish she'd stop and take a shower, but she never will. The guy that ends up with her always has to build her back up as her self esteem inevitably collapses over and over. The guy who ended up with her sees some aspects and goes, "well that's alright there I suppose" while ignoring the rest of her until he wakes up in bed next to her as an old man wondering what the fuck he has done with his life
first love
>04 STI
Kind of risky, very fun at times, not so much at others. No two days are the same, never sure when it could go south but playing it day by day.
>>13805295
disgusting
nailed my thoughts on the new beetle exactly
>240sx
Abusive relationship
>rx7
>hot as shit
>needs an atm
>thirsty as fuck
>amazing sexual intercourse
>first pornstar you had a wank to, dreamed with her throughout your early teenagehood
>only as an adult do you finally realize she is a boring, ugly and overrated cunt
might as well be dating a dead hooker.
attracted to you but you have no feelings for her
>2002 grand am
A drug addicted whore of a girlfriend that always leaves you either hanging or makes something average feel very exciting. (going past 69 mph)
>2006 lincoln zephyr
A nice girlfriend who is pretty. She has nice tits and ass and usually comes through. But you sometimes get content what is better out there and she argues when things get rough
>2011 infiniti g37
Materialistic beautiful woman who knows her worth. She's patient but if you push her the wrong way, she will lay hands on you. She will go above and beyond and always make sure you are satisfied, but take care of her. Can be costly. No problems.
>capable of some fucking amazing things
>honest, sometimes too honest
>will mercilessly punish you for any mistake you make
>will kill you if you push her too hard
>>13805295
>guy that ends up with her gives her some plastic surgery and makes her go to the gym
What the fuck is in the Beetle rally cars? I saw Ken Block win a WRC thing I went to in it.
>>13804624
Gold
>>13804916
what am i doing with my life
why am i reading these things
>>13805153
nice
>>13805542
Rally cars are like if the normal girl version of a car got a complete makeover, she's been hitting the gym and training HARD, and has just done a few lines of cocaine.
>>13805125
>She had that reputation in high school of being mentally unstable
>She is perfectly fine now, but people still talk shit about her
>She has never let you down and can be just as fun as all the popular miatas that you see on social media
>Nobody ever gave her the chance
It's been a month and I regret getting rid of it. I do not fucking like the Cobalt I replaced her with.
>>13805652
I feel like that one was some kind of fucked up 911 wearing the skin of the weeb Beetle.
>>13805272
old beetle is basically Osaka
>She was your first
>Not because you chose her, but because she was all that was available
>She was always there waiting and willing to satisfy you
>But she never could
>She wasn't up to your standards
>Despite everything she did to please you, you dumped her for someone younger, hotter, and more fun
>But she's still waiting for you to return
>Because you're all she ever wanted
>>13805829
>>13805829
>selling your first
Bad anon, she goes in the shed under the premise that you will one day fix it all up.
>>13805879
I never sold it. I tried to, but nobody wants to buy, even for the outrageously low price I listed it for. She's sitting in my dad's yard right now waiting for the day that I return.
>>13805889
Perfect. Go wash her one day, give her some love. Do you have any younger siblings? Teach them to wrench and give them the car when they get their license
>>13805889
See >>13805999. Firsts are always good cars to pass on to the family, especially reliable 90s sedans. By the time your kids are old enough to drive, that will probably be old enough to have matured into a proper classic.
>>13805829
>She was my first
>Not because I chose her, but because she was all that was available
>She was always there waiting and willing to satisfy me
>and eventually I grew to like her
>and while I did eventually leave her from someone younger, hotter, and more fun, she was never forgotten
>she is now my weekend warrior. with more put into her than she was originally worth
How could you mistreat your first, anon?
>>13805999
>I live 1000 miles away in a different country
>>13806021
I was desperate for a manual. Made a huge mistake by financing a Hyundai at an extremely high interest rate. Wasn't even a Tiburon either
>>13806044
>financing a Hyundai at an extremely high interest rate
There goes all the feels. You're on your own
>>13805367
Based on your ownership experience, I'm sure.
>>13804606
this couldn't be more accurate
>>13805829
It is very dark outside.
>tfw I left her for her younger sister
>>13805829
This makes me feel bad for selling my first car now. Pretty sure the guy who bought it was a first time driver though so at least that kind of works.
It's like dating the weird goth French girl from Better Off Dead. You think her quirks complement your personality because you think normies won't get you. Things are great, she's fun as hell when she's in a good mood but when shit goes down, things get complicated...
And meanwhile, you realize that normies aren't that bad and maybe you aren't such a weirdo after all and that maybe you're wasting your time with a girl you dated based on what others thought of you rather than what you truly want.
But it's hard to break up, people always thought you were good for each other but they weren't there when she had her "episodes". When her quirkiness and foreign manners made things a pain in the ass.
That's been my life with this 87 900 Turbo
>>13806170
Don't want to join up on the peer pressure with your friends, but holy shit, how can you NOT love that little cute turbocharged goth?
>>13804606
525 xi owner here, can conffirm
Mk4 gti, the girl who fucks like a champ but is always making her take you to the ER for bullshit
>>13806097
is thata a hertz?
>>13806305
When you've been a cheating whore like myself and driven other cars that felt more fun and were less of a pain to live with
>>13806601
b-but anon, a 900T can give you all the love you need!
She's small, reliable and all my abuse could never get her to leave
She has a hotter sister - a 5 speed manual - that you long for but would be just as slow
She's slow, but always got to speed. She overheats, but forgiven if i pull over and shut off for a few minutes
Bulimic as she's gutless, but tries to please you
Does not like more than the driver in the car, she's not down for more people
Her boot is small, but petite and compliments the body
She's japanese but knows English for you
You're too big for her, but she puts up with you as you with her
>>13806400
Yes it is
>>13805642
I must add to this post with:
Why do I have an errection?
>>13805642
>>13806874
Because nothing's more of a turn on than comparing a 944 with a brilliant but sad, heavily depressed girl.
>>13805829
Damn, you made me sad for selling my Civic.
>Abused and neglected but still tried to smile, still tried to please
>Has quirks, left overs from abuse
>Repaired every time she needed it
>Then what every /o/tter dreads, wrecked, twice.
>disfigured and scarred but still tried to please
>abuse finally caught up to her
>I couldn't take it any more
>dumped her for a newer car
>sold for scrap value to a friend...
I have made a terrible mistake.
Pic related: The day I got her, still had the Illinois plates on.
the cute responsible girl in your 5th period history class you thought was somewhat interesting.
you ask her out and shes crazy for you but she nowhere near the wild high school relationship tv and film hyped up. shes mild mannered, responsible and no big responsibility. she handles rough play alright but doesnt go fast enough to maintain an erection let alone cum
>have swapped 16 cars these 8 years....
i should be careful not to run into one of my ex's.
it would be really uncomfortable.
I am the worst human bein there is
American born girl who thinks she's younger than she really is. People usually compare her to her slower and more needy sisters, but don't know how surprisingly intelligent she is and that she's a beast and all hell breaks loose when you push her.
Biggest problem sith her is her quirky looks and droopy eyes, but beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
Still, the years are slowly but surely getting to her. She ain't as sporty or smart as the younger girls and some of her habits seem outdated and archaic.
She's that one tomboy chick that everyone used to be a little frightened of because of all the exaggerated rumors. They're mostly untrue, but she does have a bit of a temper and some of the scars look like they were from pretty serious fights, but she never talks about them...
She's really reliable, and never lets you down, but sometimes she's a little bit overprotective and overly aggressive.
>>13804591
that's racist desu senpai
reported to the thought police baka
The coffee stained shoes, dust falling from her clothes. Rough, tough, so strong, willing to protect your weak heart and body. She watches you eat away, trying to fill the void in your heart while all you do is fatten your face. You shove black ice cologne in her face, it's all you know to do for a girl; your first.
At least, she was.
She was stiff, but you made her loose. She was slow but you made her fast. She had limits, and you broke them. The perfume of winter air soon turned to a burning stench striking you right in the face, her arms that held your waist and shoulder snapping and throwing you into the ditch to take that final hit.
All because of your stupid fantasy, her death became reality.
>>13804523
She come out of a long-term relationship not long ago (Mom drive it for ~210k miles). It wasn't serious between us at first, and she's no 10/10 lookswise, but as time passed she's become beautiful in my own eyes (It's an econobox). I've come to appreciate how she's always there for me, reliable, dependable and she's really low maintenance too (Honda). By nature, she's not the most active or adventurous girl, but when I pull her into something wild and out of her element it's fun for it's own reason. (Low power motor, so-so handling, lowish weight at least and FWD is easy to drive) There's also a feeling of a real connection between her and I; we understand each other (Manual)
>>13807035
This shit's making me want to drive to Canada to get my Cavalier back. But with the coolant leak and no muffler, the car would either overheat and die or I would die of NO poisoning before I made it home
>if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best
>bmw m2
>quiet, calm, friendly on a daily basis, but gets aggressive when she wants it hard
ooooOOOOO busted a nut
>>13807736
Nah, that's something an unreliable shitbox with delusional aspirations of racing would say.
You're all but certain her ex used to abuse her. She gets you into more trouble than she can get you out of. One day you know you'll have to let her go, and you would have done so already if she didn't love being thrown around like a rag doll.
>B6 S4
>ticking time bomb
Saved her from an extremely abusive relationship, she was pretty much left for dead. She's resilient though, and with a lot of support she is almost back to her former self. When I look in her eyes I still see a vibrant young woman despite her age.
I can tell she has been getting jealous since her little sister moved in. A young, gorgeous girl with great curves who loves to shake her ass, something her older sister only does when she's really getting dirty! I don't blame her for giving me that envious look when I go somewhere with her sister, but I hope deep down that she knows I would never leave her.
high maintenance, spends all my money, and i love to beat her
roflmao
>>13808082
>roflmao
this faggot again
>>13808087
>again
nah, its always, so never again you feel esh
Porsche 928
You give and you give and you give but you get nothing.
Nothing at all.
Constantly telling me things are wrong, but everything is always fine
Is always telling me she's too hot or too cold
Drinks like a fish, but I can't seem to find out why
Smokes like a chimney, but somehow always seems to be in perfect health at every checkup
Everyone thinks she's high maintenance, but she's actually pretty easy going
She comes from a good family, what's great is that she looks almost exactly like her super hot ahtletic sister, true, she is more mellow than her sister but she has that same kind of vibe about her. Sadly she was only born with one lung and wasn't as popular with the guys as her sister. Before meeting you, she was in some seriously numerous and seriously abusive relationships, which shows. When you met her, you were happy and then you started despising her, because you realized that you never wanted her, you wanted her hot sister instead. So you started asking unimaginable things of her, beating her, but she never said a word. Not once. She probably cried every night from the abuse but never said anything about it when you were with her, because you were the first one to care. And then you realised, that there are some neets out there who don't even have a girlfriend let alone such loyal one, and you started appreciating her more. You still beat her, but its only because you love her <3
Even if shes dead, she is still making me smile
06 WRX?
>only just got with her, but it seems great
>spend lots of time with her all over the place, it's a blast, and she's got a great job
>little riced out by her last relationship
>she likes it rough, but that's awesome, right?
>/o/ help
>she wants it rough four times a day
>oh god I thought I wanted this
>/o/ she's bringing out the dragon dildos and making me beg for them
>>13807934
>>13808069
Owner of a 1999 subaru, I really didn't want these feels but I know them well ;_;
Yeah, there she is. You always wanted one different from her, but for some reason, just like her. Your friends told you "come on man, you don't want that, have some fun, live a little! That one? Shes good looking, but in kind of a weird way, man" But you don't care, you've seen her from afar for so long, always wanting her for some reason that you cannot explain. Then you finally get the courage to say hi, you know she's going to like you but there is something still a little intimidating about the whole thing, but you like it. She's good to you from the first time out. She's a little particular, and she needs some things other girls don't want, but that's okay, you know if you give her what she needs, she'll never leave you. You begin to get comfortable, and begin to grow old together, worn in like an old sofa, but you love that too, she's easy, and she's there for you day in and day out. You realize one day just out of the blue that she's everything you thought she'd be, even though for some dumb reason when you were younger you saw yourself with anyone but her.
>>13804523
>GT-R
>everything you want
>but shes constantly asking for money.
American with a German heart.
A really easygoing tomboy that has spent her time at the gym.
She can do some heavy lifting with no sweat yet can be surprisingly fast if need be.
Despite her looks, she's quite modest and cheap to live with, being quite content with the bare minimum.
She's that one tomboy who'd like to try on frilly dresses and do girly things but doesn't have the guts to pull it off.
You hook up with her for shits and giggles. You could score something much better, but you pick her just for laughs. She looks quite ordinary, she acts quite ordinary and is all around plain and ordinary.
You have your fun with her and decide that it's time to stop dicking around and decide to ditch her. That's when shit goes horribly wrong.
A the other girls that catch your attention or try to go after you suddenly just up and disappear the next day or have an horrible accident or become seriously ill, yet she's still there with you with that small but gentle smile on her face.
Even now she's still there, always besides you, never ever going to let you go, making sure that no one else is ever going to get you. If she was going to lose you, it would be by her own hand.
>>13804916
All I could think about was my mk4 gti while reading this
>>13804916
>this
>exactly this
She's that 30-something year old woman that both was the prom queen and athlete in her teens. Recently divorced after being married to a rich, old fart her entire adult life; she still looks terrific from 10 feet away,
once you get up close you realize there's a fair amount of wrinkles in her face and her tits sag. Still, she is in physical good shape.
You only spend the weekends together, fearing she might become more demanding in terms of maintenance. This arrangement has worked for nearly 2 years, but once you're done with your bachelor's degree, there's just no way you are moving in with her.
>>13805829
>>13806671
I've tasted AWD and RWD anon, I can't go back now....
i wanted to date someone normal after the first one didn't go well. But I wasn't going to just settle down with the first girl willing to tolerate me, no I still wanted that spark of originality that led me to the turbocharged goth.
So I wound up with this old gal. She's seen a lot in her day but she never makes me feel inadequate because of it. She's always willing to experiment because she's seen worse. She ain't the prettiest and she ain't the best but she's good for me as am I to her
>>13810233
>hating on FWD
Sure you're missing out on hektik skidz, but I for one will never give up my LeBaron despite FWD
>>13810295
Personal preference really. funny enough, my grandpa had a LeBaron GTS.
>>13808179
this.
this so much it hurts
>1977 Dodge Tradesman Maxi
She knows I look at older muscle cars longingly. I saved her from being left for dead; she sat by her lonesome for years. I rescued her and took her home, gave her a fresh bath. She has some problems, her tail lights don't work and a lot of her electronics don't work. But every time I come out and see her she purrs to life and waits for the day we take our second ride together, the beginning of many more.
>>13804523
>ek9
>like dating a high school girl
>>13807939
>emotional disaster
>so many ups and downs
Volvo 240
Abusive.
Dont know whos worse off, me or the car.
Grande Punto
Your first love (young and foolish). You stick with her because "she isn't too bad and you don't think you can do better".
>>>>13805326
...but she had a dick
>03 G35 sedan
>a little chubby, though more athletic than a lot of girls. Love her to death but every night I dream about fucking her hot little sisters flat ass.
>>13810566
Thats a fucking paedo van m8
Are you a paedo m8?
>She's big and ugly
>Has a heart of gold
>You work together with her
>Protects you of people trying to beat you up
>You both enjoy the time you pass together
True Love
3-series E36
You're it's adoptive parent, having to help it recover of trauma from it's previous family. People say it's apearance is normal but they don't understand the troubles it has on the inside.
Have some vinyl crap
>>13804523
>Volvo S80
>always having health problems and expensive hospital bills, but she's dignified, sweet and would die to protect you
>goes past your expectations so much so,that it makes you smile
>always begging to dance with you.
>she needs to be kept inside because it hurts to leave her outside for any amount of time.
>lots of boys want her but she only loves you.
>she's your everything, a symbol of your beliefs, a loyal and reliable companion, and your just happy to have her,
>>13813883
>your
>>13812585
Is that a fuckin Niva?
>BMW E92 328i, 84k miles, just bought
it's like the start of a relationship. she's super hot and smooth and german and everything kicks ass but you know some shit is gonna get tough somewhere down the line
>>13812585
Fukken horseshit
Olga, made for work, and not very long lasting.
Bumping because great thread, loving emotionally involving posts like >>13804916 and >>13807665
>>13804523
currently enjoying a 3 way with a hot classy mom across the street and her flat chested daughter that I ride like a bicycle
>68 Falcon and 76 Maverick
this thread is too good to die
![Saab-900-3door[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/XBSrtb9.jpg "Saab-900-3door[1].jpg")
(note; I have not owned one of these)
She was always known as that "weird, quirky girl", even way past high school. She never never seemed to care for it at all, rather you could say she worked even harder to be a little bit special. Still, one would never get the feeling that she was trying to be special, nor could anyone actually find a good reason to point fingers at her and laugh, although many tried. Everyone knew who she was, but very few would actually get to know her. To you she was the most beautiful creation to ever come into existence, and you could easily tell her apart in a crowd of hundreds with a single glance. Although nobody would ever accuse her of looking bad the majority would never really seem to notice her or appreciate her unique kind of beauty. If she ever hung out with someone it would be the artsy types that wore turtleneck sweaters and who really appreciated her company, but every time the two of you would be cuddled up with eachother and you'd ask how her night out with her friends had been like you'd always get the slight sense that she was thankful for being appreciated, but that she also wish she would have been more attractive to the "normal" kind of people
>>13807557
うるせぇんだよ
![33_581919326_xl[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/lmQLPCf.jpg "33_581919326_xl[1].jpg")
You had been eyeing her for years until you finally gathered up the courage to approach her at a party, and it turned out that she wasn't hard to convince at all. It seemed to take no time at all before you suddenly found yourself married to her, and why wouldn't you - she was nothing short of fantastic
Two years down the line, you wake up one morning to find that she has shit the bed in her sleep. You think nothing of it, as this has now become a regular occurence. Another day, another new set of bedsheets.
It has become routine at this point; you wake up early at five in the morning, go to work and you are rarely home before six in the evening. As soon as you get home you are met by the smell of burnt eggs, rotten ham and the sight of of your now obese wife huddled in the corner, having yet another nervous breakdown. Nothing you say or do will help her, and it will take yet another expensive trip to the local psychiatrist so that she'll be able to even walk with her own legs again. Every time you've approached the subject of taking a break in the relationship or even simply breaking up she has started crying and reminding you of those great times you used to have. Even so, you are now quickly approaching the point where you will one morning be forced into the back of a police cruiser after going berserk on your wife with a golf club in your driveway before dosing her in diesel and setting fire to her
>>13822183
Won't work mate, diesel will not ignite at room temperature. Flash point varies between 52c and 96c bunji.
>>13822212
You might be able to ignite it inside of a closed compartment and when you also have other burnable material like the seats, but it would burn really fucking slow, yeah
>>13822218
Sorry bunj, but closing the car door doesn't change the flashpoint of diesel. If the seats are burning hot enough to get the diesel vapourising sure, but just use petrol or any other aromatic fuel like a regular murderer.
>>13822224
I'm european - gasoline is much too expensive to use for something like murder
Shit, I should stay true to form and sit inside of the car with a large stick and a knife, chipping at it to create enough minichips to basically instantly explode
Eveyone thinks your a black/mexican drug dealer or you're a old white guy.
Chrysler 300....
But in reality you're just a young white/mexican mexican dude.
>unattainable celebrity crush
>any muscle car
>it's literally draining my wallet dry
>>13805542
No idea but the rally beetles do 0-60 in like 2 seconds flat. Honestly quite impressive to me.
She was an American girl who always reminded me, with her humility and simplicity, that she'd be there for me as long as she lived. Even when she fell ill, and I had to go into debt to pay her bills, she was there. She took me far and wide, across the roughest of unmaintaiend Michigan highways and the twistiest Wisconsin northwoods roads. She shared my love for music, and we would listen tremendously for long hours.
I watched her die in my arms when a Chrysler (with no insurance) slammed into her side, break her neck, and take her lovely singing voice away.
The 22 year old chubby girl that your friends constantly ask you "what do you see in her?" She is the one that once you look past her looks and size you realize that she will stick by you, take care of you, carry your load without complaint through hell and back. If you treat her right she may even outlast her man.
This is your room mate. Neither of you talk much, but you amicably co-exist and occasionally play videogames or whatever. He's a pretty chill guy. Takes fucking forever to get started on something. He has no aspirations in life, but he's willing to help you with yours.
>>13828111
I was heartbroken for quite some time afterward, but I had to press on because honestly, I don't do too well when single. (And I commute 40 miles back and forth daily, so eeeaugh...) So I browsed around the lonely hearts ads, and one day, I came across a foreign nerdy girl, with a breathing problem and some tattered looks. But admittedly...those kinds of girls are my type, my secret admiration from afar. Sure, she seemed like she'd need a bit more work to be with, but she made herself look like she had plenty to offer. We eventually got to talking, and it turned out she was getting out of an abusive, neglectful relationship where the previous guy didn't even know he was hurting her by ragging on her every day. He didn't know how intelligent she was, how much she had to offer...didn't know that she had some hidden talents. But I fell in love, because here she was willing to adapt to my tastes, as long as I could handle her oddities. She didn't care if the normal people accepted her, she didn't care if anybody but me accepted her, as long as she had one person to count on, she would be happy, she would give as much as she could.
So I started, and a lot of it required she and I doing a lot of work. She'd have to go long distances every day, and I'd have to help her with some of her personal problems. But she showed me her sensitive side as well as her strong side...and she revealed just how great a singer she was, so much so that she made herself shake a little bit. I've managed to help her with her breathing issues, and she's been nothing but faithful and thankful, even when I screw up a few times. I'm going to make her look as nice as possible, and make her the prettiest, most expressive girl in northern Illinois.
>>13804916
Anon this brings tears to my eyes this describes exactly my relationship with my ex (minus the asbergers anorexia and bipolar just mainly bad depression and anxiety) are you me?
>>13807557
Hilarious that a cop wannabe has illegal lighting.
>>13822183
I love the LR3 and LR4, I just wish someone else made it. I hope Mitsubishi makes good on that promise of basically making the Pajero into an LR4 clone, but built heavy and reliable.
>>13828716
Thats british cars in a nutshell... they often have such beautiful designs, lovely shapes and so on, but like you said; they were built by the brits themselves...
>>13828725
They have a great spec sheet, too. HD package with rear locker, the navigation system with the off road mode, the air suspension that works great until the air compressor shits itself at 80,000 miles. The worst part of it is that it weighs too much (which could be solved by making it unibody instead of BoF) and then the fuel economy which can be dealt with by using an 8 speed transmission and an engine that makes better power at low engines speeds.
>>13805879
My first was a Dodge Stratus. She can rot in hell for all I care
My first.
You wanted to meet her so bad, you had done your homework on women of her type, yet you still weren't sure you should be getting with such a woman, she was getting up there in years and even when cleaned up showed many years of a troubled past. But she had aged gracefully, still. From the get go she was married to a rich man who didn't treat her as he should have, and the road only got darker as her face value decreased. Then there was you. Three hundred thousand moments later and you came along. You didn't know any better, even with her flaws she was the sexiest woman you had ever seen. You couldn't wait. Around town she looked like your boss, you felt visible, always at her mercy. But you loved it. You had never felt more safe. And oh, when nobody was looking you would grab a handful of ass, and she loved it. When the lights went off, you would tear her apart and she would return it ten times over.
Then it happened. She got into an accident. Not bad, but was it worth dealing with the rehabilitation process? Would she ever be the same? You decided to stick it out, but she never would be the same, her mental state degraded slowly, she was still incredibly powerful but didn't quite know what to do with it.
Now she sits alone, in isolation, waiting for you to return, dripping in her own fluids, for you to relieve her of her deepest urges, to pull her up and make the commitment, make her your own that she so desperately wants. Or cast her to the streets and end her life of isolation. She doesn't know which one, but then again, do you?
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And then the younger one came. The older lady was obviously jealous, but at the same time knew you needed things she simply couldn't provide. She loved you so she let you run to a younger, more fun girl.
She's small, cute, and bubbly, She's easy to talk to, and easy to make into the perfect girl. She has a bit of a temper sometimes, and often is a bit dingy with certain things, but you know she's in it for the long haul.
You know you'll take care of her and she'll take care of you.
You buy her all kinds of new things because you love the look on her face when she finds out how cute she looks in her new stuff. New glasses, new lipstick, new lingerie even.
Now if only you could afford that pair of heels she wants so bad. You want to make her happy just as she does you, she makes you WANT to keep being in that relationship. She has taught you just as many things as you have taught her.
I met my Ramcharger earlier this year. She'd just gotten out of an abusive relationship, and it showed. She had bruises and scars from the way he treated her. It didn't matter much to me, because I still thought she was beautiful. Even with the damage, she had a great body and she wasn't afraid of a little work. I figured, I can help her get back to how she was and make her happy again.
I've been with her for a while now, and I've learned a lot about her. Turns out, some of that damage runs deep. She has some broken bones that never healed right. Her heart isn't as strong as it used to be. She might only be twenty-five, but she acts like she's a lot older - more weary and timid than her outward appearance suggests.
I didn't let it deter me. She's still a sweet girl who wants to make me happy. She works hard in our relationship. Even when she broke down and couldn't leave our house for months, she would always be there in the morning to say goodbye when I went to work.
After a while, I helped her with her appearance, promising that a new look would help people stop judging her. She wears a lot of black, but she looks so much more content. She still has that damage beneath the surface, but we've been talking for a while, and I think she's going to let me help her get back into shape. We're gonna start slow, but I think we've got a real chance.
A lovely girl who is much smaller than she actually looks, known for often raising her voice to make herself heard. However once winter comes around she struggles to get up and often finds it hard to move even when awake.
From the outside she looks good but her organs are slowly failing due to poor treatment, transplants are costly but I will do it for her. Even with her problems she never gives in and will always try and beat the bigger girls in the corners
>90s carburetted motorbike
>she's short and small
>indecisive and picky
>can tell she has seen some shit she'll never talk about
>takes forever to get ready
>never complains even if she's hurt
>she's not designed for fast but she thinks she's a racer
Gahdamn I lover
>>13805125
>ara ara
I whip her around, I beat her and mistreat her. She always does what i tell her to do. She starting smoking in the morning, its a bad habit. She smokes sometimes when i beat her too. I guess she's stressed out. She had an easy life before she met me, but its not my fault, i do my best to take care of her, its just that sometimes i dont think shes worth the money. I have other girls too but i dont love any of them as much as i love her.
>>13805808
OSAKA
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Cute, kind, short and reliable.
>>13828695
Nope. They're switchbacks. Nice try though.
w204 C class. She's quite the looker and always a conversation piece around the other guys, but deep down you know that she has no emotional attachment to you. Her looks cover up her lack of soul and character.
>>13805673
:( its ok man
Hyundais are cars too :(
>>13808191
i felt that anon :(
She was older but back in her day she was all people talked about. She was strict and hard to get much out of at first, but as you learned her quirks you knew where the limits were and how to push them. She'll hold her own against most on the road even nowadays, forever your highway queen
>>13804523
>Legacy
>Not as hot in real life as porn lead me to believe.
>don't own a car
>be happy with what attention you do receive; keep working hard for one you like
