ITT: shit drivers do that piss you off
>literally stopping before making a right turn when it's not necessary
Fucking happened to me in the rain and I almost fucking hit the niggers bumper. The cunt just stopped and took 15 seconds for his stupid ass to turn even though the intersection was fucking clear the whole time.
>>15324470
Youre legally obligated to stop when making a right unless theres a yield sign posted. You might as well complain about people using turn signals too fucking asshole.
>never using turn signals
>turning wide and ending up in the farthest lane
>swinging outward before turning
You're not a schoolbus, you're not a semitruck, you're a fucking dodge neon, corner normally.
>goes around someone at speed
>to have you suddenly speeding towards a stopped cars
Tap the brake nigguah.
>left lane hogs
Downtown Chicago? Sure, I'd understand, intersections are too close and with traffic it's best to just maintain your lane rather than switching lanes all the time. 2-lane interstate in the middle of nowhere? Get right, cunt.
>people that turn way too slowly from a main road to a side/residential road
If it was a driveway I'd understand, but a residential road you can carry about 5mph through that corner
>people on the phone
Bonus points for people that put their phone on speaker than hold it up to their face. Being on speakerphone doesn't free you from the law, if it's in your hand it's no longer handsfree, and you mind as well just use it normally.
>>15324470
>ITT: shit drivers do that piss you off
Slowing to a stop when the traffic light turns yellow.
Driving the speed limit when everyone else is going faster.
People that accelerate slowly or even worse people with fast cars that accelerate slowly. Get off the fucking road if you can't afford to put the pedal down. Those faggots are on the same level as bro trucks.
Always love the 20-something year old Asian woman merging on the the highway going 50 under the limit in her brand new AMG.
Also got ran into the medium today by a trucker. He cut me off intentionally too it would seem. I took a picture of his truck info
If I call the company he works for will they give a shit?
>>15325273
Yes they will.
>>15325273
Are you one of those people that likes to chill in truckers blind spots? If so you probably had that coming. Not a good idea, always give big trucks space and assume they can't see you.
People who decide that waiting one cycle of the lights is WAY TOO LONG 4 ME and run a stale red light ensuring that the protected left will have expired and I get to wait a whole cycle of the lights.
>>15325236
People who look at the pedestrian timer and see that there are 5 seconds left before the light turns yellow and come to a stop just as the yellow tinted photons reach my optic nerve.
>>15325313
>immediately resorts to victim blaming
Not him but around here truck drivers are the most seflish, overly aggressive twats I've ever seen. Even if he was chilling in blindspots, it's the truck driver's job to check them
>staying in the left lane on the highway after being passed by 5 people on the right giving you shit looks
>nearly completely stopping before making a right turn
>waiting for a yellow light to make a left turn when there were 45 fucking gaps
>people that cant use roundabouts properly
>people that slam the brakes and suddenly make a left turn without signalling
>stopping for a pedestrian at a crosswalk when the persons 20 fucking feet from even hitting the crosswalk
>people that cut you off then go back into the other lane 10 seconds later
>taxi's that park where the fuck they want infront of clubs blocking traffic while sluts take 15 minutes to get in
>people that drive 20km/h under the limit because its drizzling rain
>>15325357
Twats or not you still should never be in anybody's blind spot, slower traffic keep right (or left) actually means something.... Most people's instinctive reaction is to swerve if they see something ahead. Semi's aren't exactly nimble, they'll swerve and crush you in a emergency situation. It's just safer to avoid them.
>>15324714
Not on green.
>>15324470
>smashing brakes the moment they see the light turn yellow, regardless of distance
>merge lanes without signals in traffic
>brodozers muscling in on a lane some reasonable bastard signaled for
>city cars commuting long distances in the highway slow lane
>unreasonable loads haphazardly cargo strapped into a stock Tacoma bed
>hauling anything in a trailer without securing it
>dumping clutch at a red light
>riding the right hand lane until the last quarter mile to your exit
>dipshits blocking traffic to get into a fast food line spilling out onto a road
I mean, honestly? Just Dallas drivers in general. Densest motherfuckers I've ever had the displeasure of sharing the road with.
people that slow down to 10 mph or slower to turn onto a different street especially if it isnt a high center vehicle like a suv
>>15325313
How about on a two lane highway when one trucker tries to overtake another, but the trucker being overtaken suddenly has an ego issue so you have two trucks side by side blocking both lanes, creating ridiculous crosswinds and just creating chaos?
Or is that my fault too?
>>15324922
>swinging outward before turning
Dude this. Are they not aware of the dimensions of their vehicle? Do they think they will flip like a Skyrim model bugging out and shoot off into the sunset if they turn the vehicle and feel a tiny pull towards the outside of the turn?
>>15324491
>smoke weed everyday
>>15325415
That is every trucker ever. All of them are cunts
>>15325236
whats wrong with slowing down on a yellow? cops in my area will pull you over if any part of your vehicle even looks like its still in the intersection when the light turns red. if too far to make it, stop. if close enough, continue on. Virginia sucks for fun driving.
>>15324470
> Exist
Seriously. I want the roads to myself, fuck off.
> people in merge lanes that ignore reasonable openings, opting instead to speed down to the taper and force someone to let them in by just cutting them off
My blood is boiling just typing this
>>15324922
I usually swerve out a little bit for tight parking, but I assume that's not what you're talking about.
>>15325701
this
>people who stay in their merge lane until it ends instead of finding an opening asap
>people in the left lane not closing the gap to the next car and letting other people merge in front of them over and over
>people on their phones leaving a huge gap and breaking erratically
>people who can't judge how fast to go in stop and go traffic and have to slam the breaks every time
>using a merge lane to cut in traffic
>getting into the left lane and going the speed limit because you have a turn in 4 miles
>left two lanes going the same speed for a long time
>honking 1 ms after the light turns green even when I'm moving right away
>stopping in the intersection instead of before the crosswalk
>cum dumpsters in the god damn left lane ever. not a single one of you is capable of the higher thought needed to keep traffic moving
I have a commute through Baltimore and dc every day so I'm sure I forgot some but god damn fuck drivers. There is no reason the left lane should be going less than 80 unless the traffic is stopped.
People that take an age to pull away from the lights, leaving it to turn red by the time you get there.
>>15325789
forgot people who don't tail the car in front of them at a left turn arrow. fat brain-dead soccer moms waiting to go until the car in front of them is done turning.
>need to move over into the right lane to make a turn
>cunt in the right lane sitting in blind spot taking their sweet time overtaking
>traffic ahead so can't overtake them
>put blinker on and slow down a tad so the process speeds itself up
>cunt finally gets clear
>start turning the wheel
>guy following chooses that exact moment to swing into the right-hand lane and overtake on the right at 10 over
IF YOU HAD WAITED THREE SECONDS
THREE FUCKING SECONDS
THE LANE WOULD HAVE BEEN YOURS
FUCK YOU
>>15324470
I come to a complete stop when turning if the car behind me is a total shitcunt.
>>15325375
>>15325357
Looks like you guys need to STAY OUT OF THE NO ZONES
http://youtube.com/watch?v=9m1-FIAhcSA
>>15325704
god damn that pisses me off..
also this:
>tfw you try to be nice and slow down a bit to make room for someone to merge into your lane and 1-2 extra vehicles aggressively try to muscle their way into the opening you made
>>15325948
>>15325704
>When you indicate to merge into a lane for over 15 seconds but nobody front or back lets you in
>>15325704
That's not necessarily the wrong way to do it.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Merge_%28traffic%29
Its actually the fastest way to merge traffic as long as everyone follows the rules.
>>15325843
I swerve to cut these cuts off.
>>15325701
this
>>15324470
Youre supposed to for passengers you simple fuck.
>>15325517
it's different in Ontario, here as long as the vehicle crosses the white line (vehicle is in the intersection) before the light turns red it's fine
>>15325907
jeezus, i was expecting a typical high school educational video, but it turned into a full-on music video. Can't get any more 90's than that
Also
>I like em crisp
>not 'i like em black'
>>15325976
Jesus that flip-turned my life upside down. I've only been driving for 6 months and thought I was doing the right thing merging early.
Merge early:
>find a gap as quickly as possible, car behind you may have slow a little but generally doesn't affect the flow/average speed of the lane
Merge late:
>everything grinds to a halt while cars from the merging lane awkwardly force their way into gaps which don't exist anymore
not driver related but when street lights aren't synchronized i want to slap a bitch
If I'm at a red light, and the light turns green and I go straight and at the speed limit, by the time I reach the next set of lights it should be green, not turn red as I get there.
>>15326872
Stop accelerating slowly and stop going the speed limit. Most lights are set up wrong so accelerating too fast or slow will have you waiting at every red light. When you see the pedestrian lights start to flash "don't walk" it's time to put the hammer down.
I have mad light synchronization skillz, If I was the only car on the road my brakes would last a million miles.
>People who stop on or immediately after they get across the railroad tracks because there's an intersection on either side of the tracks
YOU HAVE THE RIGHT OF WAY, GO YOU FUCK NUGGET. I WILL NOT GET PASTED BY A TRAIN BECAUSE YOUR SORRY ASS STOPPED RIGHT AT THE EDGE OF THE CROSSING. FUCK.
>>15327020
This. On my way to college there was a set of two lights where I had to go 5+ over the speed limit to get through both.
>unprotected left
>waiting behind car
>CAR DOESN'T MOVE INTO INTERSECTION
>light turns red
>have to wait another full cycle
always makes me ree, you move into the fucking intersection you stupid normies, if the light turns red while you're waiting you have the right of way
why does nobody understand this
>>15327453
Where are u from? Just curious.
People that pass on the right going Mach 1 because I happened to get into the left lane to turn a mile down whilst going five over the limit. I apologize for being patient and having the uncanny ability of getting in a lane and staying in it.
>>15325976
It is the optimal way but if some door knob doesn't let you in and you have to slow down/come to a stop at the end of the merge lane to not crash into a barrier it's much worse.
It assumes that all drivers are driving how they should. In most cases if you can find a good gap early in the merge lane take it.
People that stop at an intersection before me, yet wait to ensure I come to a complete stop before they move. It's like they think I'm going to trick them and mash the gas so I can t-bone them.
>When it's winter and you can't see the lines on the road, but there are still signs above the street, but people who have lived in your town for years still act like there is no such thing as lanes at intersections.
People that drive over the speed limit
>>15324470
I slow down (apply brakes) when I do a right turn, is that something wrong? I don't stop entirely tho
>>15324470
I've been seeing a new trend Where impatient assholes are using the center turn lane as a merging lane.
I've been in almost 4 head on collisions because of retards like these.
>>15325704
Seize the gap, you bitch
>>15324470
I'm pretty mellow unless they do something that might involve me getting in an accident. It's annoying when people gun it in their diesel trucks for "muh black smoke" and when people in tiny cars make turns wider than a semi truck.
>>15325415
fucking this
>>15324922
>goes around someone at speed
>to have you suddenly speeding toward stopped cars
this is so fucking shitty of people
>>15330714
You must live in a fly over state.
In a dense area that's a requirement if you need to make a left.
I just take a right in that situation and take a different path or turn around somewhere else
>>15325273
>the medium
Median you dumbfuck
>>15324714
Are you the Termi on /soc/?
>people who are at fuel pumps not pumping
This is the most enraging for me personally. A lot of stations around me will have only a couple of diesel pumps, with those sharing space with regular gas pumps. It's maddening to be waiting behind a parked car at the only diesel pump while the owner is inside ordering food for 10 minutes. Meanwhile every other gas pump might be free.
>>15324470
>driving down onramp
>watching mirror, shouldercheck as im getting close
>next car 10+ lengths behind
>doing 10 over, just starting to merge
>car comes up behind me doing at least 30 over and rides my ass
>passes way too close, staying in my lane to make me swerve
>cuts in front and brake checks before flooring it
>2 lanes to the left clear for miles, it was 2am
also
>pickup in left lane directly beside me
>swerving because its raised and the fatass is driving with one hand on top of the wheel
>come up to a bend
>slow down so i dont have to sit next to them
>they swerve into me and i have to slam on my brakes, proceed to take the corner half in my lane
why cant pickups in general stay in their fucking lane
>tailgating me and making exasperated gestures while traffics doing 10 under and theres a huge lineup in front of me
also
>anyone who drives this ugly piece of shit
there has been no exception to the rule that they literally do not know how to drive
>>15331127
sadly no its not even that dense. maybe during rush hour i can see its possibly necessary, but on most days they just do it because they think its okay.
>>15324470
>people that pass you on a single lane onramp
>people that speed up an onramp and then slow down on the interstate
>people that pass you on temporary right lanes
bonus points if you're signalling to merge there
>people that don't know where they are and mash their brakes at every street, even though they're only going 10mph
>people that take more than 1 second to notice a light is green
>people that block the entire lane for 2 minutes because they can't actually parallel park
had a special case in her leasemobile who sat in my blindspot through a 2->1 lane merge during rushour, she sat in the oncomming lane for about 20 seconds after the merge about 3 inches away from my car trying to find a way to cut in front of me. The three people behind me also didn't let her in. I lol'd
>>15332223
>people that make a left turn too late, and fucking stop when you smash your horn and your brakes
please do not get the hell out of my way, do everything you can to cause an accident
>signal well ahead of time you want to get into the right or left lane
>space opens up, start to slowly turn in
>asshole just guns it to close space
Some stupid shit in a Lexus did this to me today. Said fuck it, I don't care about my shitbox and just kept moving and ran them off the road.
I'm an asshole and two wrongs don't make a right, but fuck you.
>>15325789
>honking 1 ms after the light turns green even when I'm moving right away
it's just a joke m8
>come to a four way stop
>stop at the sign, wait for my turn to go through
>when I go, the guy behind me does a rolling stop, then follows me, cutting someone else off
Jesus Christ, this exact situation is in the drivers ed textbook, on the written test, and is part of the road test too.
Also
>using the bicycle lane as a turning lane
>>15332381
Fuck your bicycle lanes. And fuck your shit. I'm in Toronto. With pedestrians everywhere. Unless I fucking go, I will just stand there for the whole fuckign day. NO. Fuck your shit. And fuck you. And fuck your bicycle lanes. Pass me on the left like everyone else.
>>15332255
I'm ok with this. I was living on Vancouver island where everyone is nice. Came back to Toronto, take my car to dealer. Literally decide day I'm back.
See a guy merge w.o a blinker and I think "yish, what a dick". Then 3 mins later I try to merge at a diff part of highway, see space, turn blinker on, THE GUY IN THE LANE ACCELERATES TO NOT LET ME PASS. The lesson here? Being a dick is what gets you ahead.
Good job on driving the fucker off the highway.
>>15332255
>Somebody mildly annoyed me so I should try to kill them
You should seriously consider suicide and I'm not even joking
>go to timhortons to take a piss
>Middle of nowhere, Niagara country
>"Ahhhh feels good"
>Back up, and start leaving from the parking lot
>Some red neck in front of me in a shit box suv
>Stops before going back onto the road
>I go next to him, he's picking up his donut crumbs from his dick area
>I go like "ok" and make a right onto the road in front of him
>The redneck starts raging that I went and didn't wait for his donut\dick dance to finish, all I hear is screams of rage from the car
>I put the left blinker on to merge onto the highway . The guys passes me on the right, pedal to the metal in his shit box, screaming his lungs off.
These are the situations that make me seriously want to go on a shooting spree or just sell my car and take public transportation. So much negativity and aggression on roads in big cities that it's unbearable... jeez...
>>15332730
Let me see. Highway. Has shoulder. Lexus can still break anytime it wants.
How is he killing anyone here?
Lexus is in the wrong. If he doesn't move over now he gets to miss his exit. He COULD brake really hard, but then the person behind him gets to rear end him...
So the next course scenario is to continue the merge and have Lexus either slow down (most optimal) or go on shoulder if it is retarded.
You seem to be the one who doesn't belong in this thread as you fail to see the whole situation here.
>people who don't understand right-of-way
No you stupid fucker, I'm not going to go when you have the right of way. That shit is a great way to cause accidents.
Driving slow on my touge and getting mad when I pass them
>>15324470
>driving manual
>teenger girl behind you clearly never knew manual car exist
>4mm behind your bumper
>on a slight hill
Fucking cunts I swear I'd slide back and hit you if I'm not driving my precious 370z
>approaching a stop sign at high speed
drives me nuts
>>15325372
>taxi driver
Here in Canada taxi=brown people
Put brown people behind taxi wheel is the biggest trouble ever made.
Brown people never use turn signal
They treat 2 lanes road as 1 lane and ride on the middle line
They don't check blind spot before switching
God damn they piss me off so much. If you drive around brown people then you'd really want to lynch the fuck out of them
>>15325394
>dumping clutch at red light
I do that because in this city if you take off 0.5s later than their autotragic then people flip their shit off
Fucking cunts just push you behind
>>15325704
Then give him fucking space if he singals you for like 30 seconds
I love to cut you cunts off if you don't respond to my singals
>inb4 slow down and go behind you
No fuck you. I have traffic and you also have traffic behind. The reasonable things to be done here is to cut you off you selfish fuckihg ignorant cunt who can't spare even letting go of gas pedal for 1 seconds bite me you motherfucker
>>15326872
>8:00 rush traffic
>on main road
>small intersection where no one ever from other direction approaches
>3mins red light
FOR WHAT?????
Everyone is fuckihg pissed because they apparently are making the light to yield invisible 200 cars come onto the road
Why don't these traffic office useless shits come to check the real world and make the decisions?
>>15333344
I signal for 30 seconds. Then I jerk into their lane. After they slow down and let me pass I roll my window down and give them the "thank you" hand gesture (literally, not figuratively. This conditions them to let ppl in in the future)
>>15333382
Because if you didn't live in a shit tier city, you would have sensors.
Also, you should call it in, so that the inspector knows to come and check it. They r not telepaths.
>braking downhill because you might break the speed limit
>not giving enough throttle when going uphill and their speed drops
>braking through a bend on a highway
>>15324922
>turning wide
Alternatively
>turning wide from a U-Turn
>swinging back into the first lane from the wide lane
FUCK. YOU.
>>15324470
Exist
>Retards slamming the brakes on the highway because 1 little raindrop hit their windshield
>Retards that slam the brakes on the highway because they're going 1km above the speedlimit
>Retards that slam the brakes for literally no reason at all on the highway
>Female drivers in huge SUVs, like you're already bad drivers and now you're a deadly battering ram also
>Females that drive at night with their lights off
>People trying to overtake by going 1km faster than the car theyre trying to overtake
>Retards hogging the left lane with a max speed of 101km and not noticing the car thats fastly approaching them
>People wanting to scoot up a lane and last-minute notice the car that is overtaking them
Goddamn i hate this country's drivers so fucking much jezus christ.
>>15332381
>using the bicycle lane as a turning lane
that's what it's for if there's no faggot cyclists, you stupid fuck.
>>15333531
>1km above speed limit
>1km faster
*1km/h
:^)
everyone who drives that isn't me
>cutting across multiple lanes at once because they're about to miss their exit
I hope one day there's a car in the far right lane you couldn't see and you ram it going 20 over, fucking faggots
>people that don't move into the intersection while waiting to complete an unprotected left
I asked my friend why he wasn't moving into the intersection, his reply was "what if they light turns red while I'm in the intersection". As if the opposite lanes will just ram you because their light turned green.
You have the right of way, assholes.
>people that don't know the difference between a yield and a merge.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>15325254
if you were ever stuck behind me, I'm sorry. My truck is just super slow.
>reversing out of a parking space
>those cunts who hit the gas to get ahead instead of slowing down for 2 seconds
>those special cunts who don't even give a considerate honk just as a heads up that they're going to be a cunt so you don't end up clipping them if they're in your blindspots
>>15325372
>45 fucking gaps
Slow and shitty FWD econoboxes need extra large gaps in two lanes because they're slow and will never, ever not clip into the other lane
Mustangs need empty roads
>row of cars parallel parked correctly
>there's always one retard who parked the wrong way around
>he can't see shit when he's pulling out
>>15333297
> He can't hill start without rolling back
>>15324470
unnecessarily heavy braking
>>15335481
>using your parking brake like a pleb
>feathering your clutch and burning it up
>not having Hillstart assist
Stay poor
>people on the brakes through any slight bend
>continues to brake all the way through a corner
>people that do 80km/h in 100km/h zones
>then proceed to do 80km/h in 60km/h zones
>people that speed up along straight bits of road where i could overtake
>then slow down anywhere i can't overtake
>then starts tailgating me once i overtake even though i gave them 3 car lengths
>the 9/10 cunts who feather the throttle onto highway on ramps
>cars should not be able to accelerate this slowly wtf i drive a 3.0l diesel
>blinker only flashes 3 times after they started changing lanes
>cunts that won't dip their high beams until they actually see the other car
>seriously fuck you
>pricks who can't find cruise control
>stuck up cunts who drive a ratted out shitbox towing something who will not give way
>people that have shitbox cars on the road that can't do the speed limit in general
>people on the phone
stuff like that i guess
>>15334583
isnt it illegal to park the wrong way around....?
There's not all that much that pisses me off since I'm not really concerned about what other drivers are doing, but sometimes I see things that make me go "oh for fucks sake" such as:
>not letting people pass or merge when they have their blinkers on
>not using turn signals
>constantly creeping up at a stoplight when in "D"
>improper use of the passing/fast/inside lane
I'm convinced braking through corners and bends is the result of understeering in FWD econoboxes
>>15335807
Im convinced it is retards that do not realise that if you have not slowed down enough before the corner using the brakes during the bend will cause you more problems than no brake if you are actually going too fast.
i swear 95% of car crashes are retards that brake halfway through corners.
>>15335512
>trusting hillstart assist
>>15335574
>>pricks who can't find cruise control
Fuck this pisses me off so much
>Driving on highway, doing 120kph in 110 like most normal people
>person in suv passes me, gets ahead (not cutting off, gave me plenty of room)
>slows down to about 100
>Give them the benefit of doubt, slow down a bit, they speed up again
>do it again
>fuck you and pass
>Blonde bitch on her phone glares at me as I pass
>puts her foot down and the suv lurches ahead again
>Okay..
>get behind again
>5 minutes later she hits 95kph
>fucking ricer flyby her going 150
>slow down to 120
>she was coming up at me full steam like she wanted to pass me again but my exit came up before she could
I don't fucking understand these people, if you want to fucking pass me and go faster than me, I don't give a shit, but don't slow down, or act like I just shit on your parent's grave if I pass you when you drop way bellow how fast I was going
>>15335867
>buying a car with hillstart assist
as soon as it rains retards that act like its not raining and crash which causes huge traffic jams on highways
>>15335896
>cunts who act like rain changes anything on a straight road
>slow down traffic
>all of a sudden its stop start
>people get rear ended
You are the problem m80
>>15335886
it has nothing to do with cruise control they just have problems I sit at the speed limit just fine without having it installed on my car
>>15325907
I've been trying to find that video for forever thank you
>>15335908
Well technically you are the cruise control, yeah, I have a bigger issue with people who can't hold a constant speed in general on a highway or almost completely straight road
>>15325236
Jesus christ this is nightmare fuel for trucks.
>on a highway that turns into a road with lights
>hauling 7 tons in my shitty box truck
>coming up to first light
>It's green
>only a taxi in front of me about 100 feet
>about 150 feet from light, it turns yellow
>taxi goes full todo school braking technique
>oh fugg
>slam on brakes
>back of truck looks like c130 flare smoke plume
>slide all the way up to his bumper and stop
>shit my pants
> light turns red
Jesus fuck
>>15335901
point out where I said that I go slower when it rains
my car has traction problems in the wet so I dont drive it when its raining or i do go slower, I've had my car spin its wheels just from hitting bumps at like 1/4 throttle. I'm talking about downies rolling their cars and shit on a fucking highway as soon as there is a shower. I've never seen it happen but it always manages to idk if they like switch lanes too fast or what but its a pain in the ass
>>15335950
I mean if i drive a different car I'd probably do the speed limit
>>15325378
>>15324491
>>15324470
It's people like you that scare me when I'm crossing the street
>Slow car
>Drives fast
>Fast car
>Drives slow
>>15335919
It's because they drive it regularly and speed up when they're in an area they've never seen a cop in
>>15333344
Full house +1 is breathing fire haha
I am with you though. My s2000 can zip in front of people and they literally don't have to move. To the point where if they don't see me it didn't matter.
Becuz I'm fast
>>15335969
Kys
>people who stop at roundabouts
>people who take FOREVER to do a roundabout
>people who literally enter a road after a roundabout in the middle
I mean I sometimes oversteer but I'm doing 60-70 on a van and its only when there's no one on the fucking thing, but holy shit. I hate slow drivers
>>15335950
You don't even know how to drive your car, seriously you are the problem m8, people like you that can't handle a car when shit does eventually go wrong are why road tolls are so high.
Go buy a shitbox and learn how to drive on a dirt road you spanner.
>People who needlesly creep at red lights.
It doesn't harm anyone but it's just really annoying.
>>15324470
>When someone fails to properly check before changing lanes or merging, or is following too close and thus rear-ends another car, or drifts over the center line, that person has made an error in judgment and driving ability that resulted in an accident; that person is thus at fault.
seriously if you cant understand that you can only go as fast as the vehicle in front of you unless you're in a passing zone, you sell your car, cut up your license, and take the bus like the faggot you are.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5NT6sFr2rs
>>15336123
I'll drive fast so things go wrong but dont worry because I can recover from it every time from driving on a dirt road now
>>15336198
Yes you would be surprised how well those skills transfer, dirt is just much easier to learn on considering you clearly have less knowledge of how to control a car than most 16 year olds i know
>>15336216
You don't know anything about me
>>15336229
>I've had my car spin its wheels just from hitting bumps at like 1/4 throttle.
that says all i need to know about your driving.
>>15324470
>People that drive too fast on the freeway
>People swerving around between lanes like they're in goddamn Tokyo drift or some shit
>Tailgaters getting mad when I brake check their ass and pull out my gun
>People that burn rubber and have fartboxes
>People that don't keep their distance on the freeway thus creating traffic.
>turning left at intersection, in turning lane
>car behind me turns into the outside lane
Every single time without fail
>>15336134
>guy ahead of me creeps at redlight
>I don't move
>guy behind me honks
What? Mad you haven't moved 5 yards?
>>15328949
This, fuck
>>15336346
the point is why should i risk spinning my wheels and crashing when I could just go a bit slower?
If you think there is no risk in that at any time then thats fine drive how you want but if you go to a track and watch people drift you would notice even the people that are good at it spin out sometimes. I've spun my wheels and gone sideways around corners, I haven't lost control before but there is a risk in doing it.
also spinning wheels from hitting a bump in 3rd gear 1/4 throttle is pretty unexpected
stopping at yield signs when nobodies coming
>>15336461
Sounds like you need new tires/shocks/car.
>>15336482
the tires are amazing when its dry but shit in the wet i think they are federal 595? 265 width shocks are old tein ones they are really good too
Not turning right at a red light with no "don't turn on red" sign, and causing all the people on the main road to sit through a red light because you didn't know the fucking road rules and wanted a green
>Stupid fucking chink motherfuckers that can't merge on an on ramp, either go so fucking slow or expect you to slow down instead of matching the speed of the traffic.
>People that make a left turn at an intersection or turn into your lane while you're coming, forcing you to slow down because they're slow, women are guilty of this shit.
>Left lane hoggers
>>15327284
if you stop on the railroad tracks, that's *your* fault
Hour ago:
>Turning right on yellow light
>Midway through the turn, some dick in a Golf on the other side facing me decides to blow through the light to turn left and nearly merges into me despite me having right of way
>He slams his horn because this is apparently my fault
Just fuck.
>3 lanes and I'm in the middle going 20 over
>mustang from slow lane cuts my shitbox off and slows to speed limit
>soon civic in slow lane passes me / mustang
>mfw me/civic make eye contact
>switch to slow lane behind civic and pass mustang
if your in a mustang and cant keep pace with a Subaru outback stay in the slow lane
>>15324470
>not signaling and switching lanes
>not signaling and turning abruptly, bonus for slamming brakes on when there's cars behind you
>drifting into the middle of the FUCKING ROAD and staying there for long periods of time (I'm looking at you, Connecticut drivers vacationing in NH)
>jumping into the left lane to go slower or the same speed they were going
>being on the road between 5am-7am like you have nowhere to be, people have to get to work/school/home from work, go the speed limit ffs
>not knowing how to merge from an on-ramp without causing a hazardous situation (why is getting up to the speed of traffic a foreign idea?)
>leaving high beams on when there's oncoming traffic
>fog lights on a cloudless day in the middle of the afternoon
>female drivers in general, you terrify me
>most elderly drivers, see the above
>UNSECURED OBJECTS IN THE BACK OF A PICKUP TRUCK WITH THE TAILGATE DOWN, BUY SOME FUCKING RATCHET STRAPS OR BUNGEES
>SUV/Crossover drivers, I'm sorry your ego is so fragile, don't flail the vehicle around like a visual representation of your own instability
And lastly
>WRX/STi drivers who don't return the wave because they're too caught up in how cool they are trying to look
>>15336134
Wishing you had auto?
>>15337093
>people not returning a wave
dont have a wrx but fuck I see people wave on the highway and can never wave back in time
>>15324470
people who slow down to a crawl at the 70mph merge in a fucking cloverleaf
>>15337117
Ehhh I should have specified more towards back roads/in town, mainly because they have the time to return it
>>15337093
>anything other than a bike waving
>>15337110
It doesn't make the lights change any faster and you're just slipping your brake pads for nothing.
>mfw even people with manual like to creep at red lights wearing their clutches for nothing.
>trying to merge doing 40mph
are you scared of the revving the engine above 2,000RPMs?
>then there's still the ones going the speed of traffic, but seem to scared to make a move
i move along at a steady 65 waiting for my exit coming up, and there seems to be no initiative to speed up to get ahead of me, or slow down to get behind me.
>tailgaiting me going the speed limit when your dumbass has room to change lanes and pass me
you have room to pass me, and you seem to want to go faster. if i move over, you just do the same to the next car that was ahead of me.
>aggressive large American SUV drivers
i just stay clear from you fucks when i see you pushing your way through traffic
>stopping to turn into a driveway without signalling on a 40-50mph highway
i'm used to people not signaling in California, but when you're going 40+ mph...have you no courtesy?
>>15337262
i meant "slowing down" instead of "stopping" on my last >
>>15335714
Has something being illegal ever stopped some people from doing it?
>>15325372
>waiting for a yellow light to make a left turn when there were 45 fucking gaps
>tfw realizing you had enough time to turn only after you waited too long and can't turn
being a cautious driver is suffering
>almost new SUV that comes to a full stop to go over a speed bump
>or the small 1inch bump before repaving
there are so many passive aggressive tailgaters in my area it's insane
yes I understand going 20 over the limit still isn't fast enough for you and you can't pass me, I'm not going to drive any faster just because you're so close to my ass that I can't even see your car's hood.
>car breaks down while stopped at intersection
>turn hazards on
>windows all down because a/c doesn't work
>shit tons of people stopping 1' behind me and getting frustrated when seeing that im not going (despite being stopped while the light was last green)
>shit tons of people swerving past me to flip me off, shout swears at me, and, ironically, shouting at me to turn my hazards on
I was fairly certain they were working since I knew both rear turn signal bulbs worked and they're the same lights; later I checked and they absolutely did work.
How fucking hard is it to pay attention?
People who wait until they're 50 fucking feet away from a stop sign to brake.
I'm tired of almost shitting myself thinking somebody is gonna T-bone me. Fuck off soccer moms.
Cunts who, in bumper to bumper traffic, speed up as fast as possible to catch up to the next car before slamming on the brakes.
Bonus points if it's a cunt in an SUV so you can't predict the traffic ahead.
>>15337517
>not accelerating as little as possible in bumper-to-bumper traffic
what the hell are these people doing with their life?
>>15337530
Nine times out of ten, it's a woman. Some times you can nervously see them tap the brakes, like "oh shit, should I brake now? Nah, just one more second.. SLAM"
>Live in city with relatively sane drivers
>They obey traffic laws and there's minimal speeding because nazi cops
>Move to Memphis
>Insanity and anarchy on the roads
>People driving with 30 MPH difference between them
>Speed limits aren't enforced on highways at all
>Constant, neverending constuction on every major road/highway
>People don't use turn signals, or if they do, it's to TELL YOU that they're turning and only for one blink of the light before they turn it off.
>No one ever lets you in
>Ridiculous road rage
>Every lane is a turn lane
>Traffic that constantly turns, stops or weaves all day long
>Traffic jams that add an hour to any commute for even a fifteen minute commute
>A lot of uninsured or unlicensed drivers
>Niggers, niggers everywhere
>>15327453
That's illegal in many areas and it's so unsafe here, I wouldn't do it. Also, the auto cameras would give me a ticket.
1. Not using turn signals, especially at roundabouts so no one knows what the fuck you are doing
2. Not getting up to speed on an on ramp
3. Left lane campers
4. Tailgaters when there are multiple lanes to the left open
5. Taking ages to turn onto a road - when there is a gap in traffic go, then tailgating you the entire way until they eventually turn again
6. Not getting into the median when turning left and then merging over - instead they again wait until the end times before going
7. Assholes that pull out in front of you as slow as possible instead of getting up to speed
8. Creeping at a red light, then not going when the light turns green
9. Bicyclists in general
10. Buses in general
11. Motorcycle cops in general
>>15337893
Forgot - the most miserable human beings in the world that block your lane preventing you from entering that lane. Most commonly seen when the lane branches off at a light to turn right or left.
Seriously, what the fuck is with that? Had two sadistic cunts who both kept their cars right in the middle when the lane begins for no reason at all. They had to go out of their ways to pull their cars over into a part of the road that was not even a part of their own lanes, and I have to then try to go around them to in one case get access to the right lane to turn, and the second to get to the left lane for the light.
/rant
>>15324470
What happened to me earlier today made me rage:
>4 way stop
>person on left has right of way, then my turn to turn left
>signal definitely on (double checked with passenger after, than had her check my lights when I got home)
>person with right of way goes
>person behind them goes and cuts me off
>person to the right doesn't stop, blows through the stop sign nearly hits me
>person from across who sat there watching all this then goes on through, making me slam on my brakes AGAIN because I was still in the middle
>mfw
I think everything has pretty much been covered in this thread so far but I guess I'll contribute
>people temporarily parking on the right lane because they're either waiting for someone to get in or they're doing business with someone on the sidewalk
>WOMEN PARKING ON THE LEFT LANE AS IF IT WAS THEIR OWN PRIVATE PARKING SPOT, NOT EVEN TURNING THEIR TAIL LIGHTS ON
>cunts on their cellphones going at a snail's pace because they can't wait to check their facebook feed at home
Something even worse happened to me once when this one bitch wasn't even paying attention to the road at all
>stopped at red light in an intersection
>I know I'm next so I speed up a bit
>green light
>as I am getting close to the middle of the road I see this bitch approaching on a blue compact car, oblivious to the fact that she's heading out into outgoing traffic
>bitch simply kept driving, checking her cellphone
>everyone stops because they're afraid of her crashing into them
>I keep going because fuck it and fuck this bitch it's her own fault for not paying attention
>I guess the other cunts in the car told her to stop or something because she abruptly stopped in the middle of the intersection
>I keep driving to take a good look at them
>they all look scared and embarrassed or someshit
>traffic flows smoothly as we leave those bitches stuck in the middle of the intersection
I live in a relatively small town in Mexico so everyone drives however the fuck they want and the police do nothing about it.
>>15332805
this shit pisses me off. people who have no confidence driving cause accidents.
>>15337956
>Mexico
go back to cutting my grass, paco
>>15336194
>episode 206
jesus christ
Roundabouts in America. Because nobody has ever trained or tested for it, nobody knows how to drive on them. They all creep to a stop as they figure out how it works. And it's really awful when there's several of them in a row.
>>15324470
I usually keep calm about most shit, pretty forgiving about a lot of stuff. But, tailgating pisses me the fuck off. I had a Ranger, with his high beams on, after market fog lights to go with them follow me about 10 feet from my bumper. I thought about slamming on the brakes, or down shifting for a long time. Maybe it was my Bengals sticker...
>>15324470
>be me
>coming up to red light
>driving through this stupid city for about 10 years now, I know the timing of the lights
>downshift and engine break into 3rd gear (drop from 40 to 35) about 200 feet away from red light
>let car roll it's way to 30
>light turns green
>screeching tires behind me
>nigger locked his brakes because he couldn't into approaching an intersection at a decent rate of speed
>nearly shit myself
one of my biggest fears is getting rear ended by someone who isn't paying attention, mainly because I do so much to actually drive defensively unless I'm out for the express purpose of hooning.
>people who can't into turns
don't know how many times I've had people lay on their horns because they feel the need to cut across 3 lanes to make a right turn while I can make a left turn and go into the nearest lane. It's pretty simple, they go into the lane closest to them, I go into the lane closest to me, the middle is open for errors, right?
>people who honk at me for no reason
fuck you, seriously. Only thing that can make me actually road rage.
>swinging outward before turning
Actually took a lady's mirror off like this once, was in my beater and was too pissed to bother finding her to exchange insurance so I just put the car up for sale in the next city over because I'm paranoid like that.
>random lane changes
happened a while back but had a lady in a left turn lane get out of the left turn lane and cut me off so she could go straight. I may or may not have ran her onto the curb.
>being retarded because you want to hoon with me
I really won't even bother, I don't really mind killing myself and the guy I'm hooning with in an orgy of internal-combustion engine bits, I prefer to keep everybody else out of it, so people who start acting pants on head retarded in traffic just because I have an integra I'll often just hover at the top of 3rd gear.
Sitting in the middle of the lane at a T intersection, turning right (left for US/wherever else) while you're trying to turn left (right in US/wherever the fuck else).
Fucking cunt I have to wait for your stupid ass to wait for traffic going both ways because you are too inconsiderate to try go a little bit closer towards the middle of the road so I can get around you to turn since I only have to wait for clearance on one fucking lane
>>15331248
alot of people stereotype bmws as shitty drivers but every infiniti driver I have ever encountered has been just terrible
>>15340532
>downshift and engine break into 3rd gear (drop from 40 to 35) about 200 feet away from red light
You do know that's really fucking stupid, right? Pulling up to the light like a non-nigger will trigger the lights and get you through faster, not to mention use less fuel.
>people who honk at me for no reason
fuck you, seriously. Only thing that can make me actually road rage.
You sure it's for no reason? No offence but you kind of sound like a naive cocksucker.
>>15325357
This and most truck drivers you see are in the middle of their first and only year driving a truck.
http://www.cracked.com/personal-experiences-1426-5-terrifying-things-only-truckers-know-about-highway.html
Seriously, let me drive my car, but automate those fucking things, please. Get on it, google.
>>15337634
God damn, you DO live in Memphis. I got out of that motherfucker in 2002 and you just triggered a flashback.
In no particular order:
>Going 5+ under the speed limit anywhere
>Going 20+ over the speed limit on streets
>Taking all morning/day/afternoon to reach the speed limit
>1 or more brake lights not working
>1 or more brake lights not going off; brownie points if they keep one foot on the brake pedal at all times
>Making a right turn while hogging the entire lane, even if there's room for two cars in the lane
>Making any turn wider than your mom's ass
>Inability to stay in a given lane when any sort of steering input is needed
>Attempting to kamikaze into my not shitbox because they didn't check their mirrors
>Attempting to kamikaze into my not shitbox because they're impatient
>Riding my ass
>Riding my ass at a stop
>Driving with their high beams on
>Filling the gap between me and the person in front of me
>Especially if there isn't enough room for their car
>Honking when the light turns green
Fuck driving in LA.
People throwing the anchor at over 60 and coming to a full stop at the end of on-ramps because they're afraid of merging infront of the truck 100 feet back.
>>15337438
>Driving city bus
>Break down about 1m after exiting a small roundabout, put hazards on
>Keep having to tell retard soccer mums to use a different exit when they pull up behind me and honk impatiently
>eventually open rear engine hatch to try to make it more obvious
>they keep doing it
About 30% of the thread sounds reasonable, and the other 70% sounds like a bunch of dangerous psychopaths.
>>15324470
I do that now because I got a ticket for not stopping before making a right turn.
I thought the cameras on the intersection just checks for people that run red lights, but apparently they check if you stop for 1 second before making a right turn.
>>15324470
>when they run a red light and t-bone me
>>15324470
>try to pass people who are going 5 over
>me going down 2 lane road that merges in like 200 feet
>2013 mustang in front of me moves to the right to pass suv and speeds up to like 45 in a 35
>me downshift and pass him right before the merge
>he honky and give me le angry face
>follows me turn for turn for about 5 miles then loses interest
>people who drive like idiots for no reason
last week someone in a shitty ls400 almost ended my life
>turning left on motorcycle from a parking lot on a 5 lane busy road
>no cars except said lexus coming, in the furthest lane going 15 over the speed limit
>pull out into the lane next to her
>she fucking switches lanes for no reason while i'm turning and misses me by literally 10 inches
>fucking honks at me and yells some shit out the window
>she stays in the lane she switched to for 10 mins then fucking moves back over to turn right
baka
>>15337172
literally autism
>hey i see you also drive a car, hello
>>15325372
>people that slam the brakes and suddenly make a left turn without signalling
happened to me once, i had to lock up completely as to avoid a written off car. swear to god this asshole was drunk. i was up in the mountains so it is possible.
>>15325415
>Truckers wave me forward to just speed around
There IS no place for me to speed around you two. Stop measuring your dicks and let me drive REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
>>15343310
Where do you live now? I miss home.
Texasfag here, Houston. Shittiest drivers in the state AT LEAST. I win the thread:
>niggers who never signal
>niggers who can't get off their phone and will drift into your lane on I-10 if you don't keep an eye out
>faggots who slam on the accelerator when you signal so they don't have to let you in
>fucking dumbass pedestrians who are on their phone crossing the street without even looking up
>every texas faggot who bought a ford f-350 4x4 and put truck nuts on it
I'll stop now, but there's so much more. Fuck you, Houston.
>>15324470
>When I'm pulling up to an intersection and the guy next to me has really long golden blonde hair rolls down the window on his Prius and screams CROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
>>15344918
>>15326837
No, it's not. You're supposed to be out of the intersection. You've been breaking the law the entire time.
>Hop on my bike
>It's a piece of shit
>Doesn't start
>Dumb bogan slut blocks the road waiting to pull into my parking spot while starter button fails to work on bike for a good 15 minutes
>Wave her away because bike isn't starting
>She ignores me and just waits and waits and waits and waits and waits
What a daft cunt
>>15338289
yeah apparently ppl in SC cant drive for shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jf_vnK62L4Y
>>15346118
NOBODY ANYWHERE CAN DRIVE FOR SHIT
Why doesn't anyone understand this? The majority of people anywhere you go are bad drivers. They are distracted and unattentive. Most wouldn't be able to point out their coolant tank from their wiper fluid. They don't kno about cars and they don't care, they just want to get from A to B in their own little world.
>>15327284
Don't tailgate?
>>15327667
Not him, but I live in Montana and I've never had a problem doing this
>>15325236
>Driving the speed limit when everyone else is going faster.
I'll be desu senpai, I go 55 no matter how high the speed limit gets because it's so damn much more efficient in my car. Just keep to the right lane and let the traffic roll by...
JUST
USE
YOUR
FUCKING
BLINKER
P L E A S E
seriously. Why is it so fucking hard to flick a stick up or down to let others know what you're gonna do? It requires a minimal amount of effort and you most likely won't get involved in a lawsuit if you merge and hit another car eith your blinker on as oppsed to not using it at all. it's a no brainer but people still refuse to fucking use them. Like goddam, even when there's no one near me I still use my blinker, it just feels right. Please. Just use your blinkers. Dont be a dickbag
Godspeed
>>15346837
>cruising behind a cop car on the free way
>never uses his blinkers moving around lanes, not once
>even takes the same exit as me, takes a right at the same place as me
>no emergency, hes going the speed limit driving normally
>DOESN'T USE HIS BLINKER
>NOT ONCE
You have no idea how buttmad I was
Use your fucking blinkers, please
Probably not something you city-dewellers have to deal with, but people on atvs and utvs are the worst
>twice in the past week
>at red light in the straight lane
>atv/utv in the turn lane next to me
>light turns green
>I start to go
>atv/utv goes from the turn lane to the straight and cuts me off
>lay on the horn
>think worse of him
atvs are usually drunks who can't drive a straight line and utvs are boomers who go 15 under
>>15346837
It annoys me even more when people wait until the last second to use them, or turn them on AFTER they already started merging
>>15328949
Im a paranoid patty that always assumes all other drivers are incompetent and/or drunk, sorry if i annoyed you but i dont personally know about you or your driving skills.
>>15331127
>reasonable post from Brosifine
Truly the end times are upon us.
But yeah. Fuck tough left turns, just take a right and find a good place to turn around.
>>15325254
>when you drive a slow vehicle and learnt optimal shifting points for maximum acceleration
>stuck behind someone with a decent to fast vehicle who takes much longer getting up to speed than you do
Can't wait until I waste my money on a fast shitbox desu
Driving in London gives me nothing but contempt for the human race.
It's reached the point where I've now realised I'm the one with the problem. It's unrealistic for me to expect a city full of foreigners and low IQ ethnics to be able to drive at a reasonable standard.
You either get clueless fucktards who learned to "drive" in abu dabujidan or manlet black/brown people in bmws/mercs aggressively driving 1cm away from the car in front. Accelerate, brake, accelerate, brake. Fuck off you spastics, your retarded brains don't have the reaction speed for that stopping distance.
Cunts who tailgate until you let them overtake, then they slow down to turn off so you end up overtaking them again. Cunts who are incapable of maintaining a constant speed on an open road. Cunts who drive slow in the middle/fast lane. Cunts who drive the same speed as the car next to them, forming a rolling roadblock.
Driving here is giving me autism.
>>15330463
Fuck you nigga
>>15346605
Most people are bad drivers. But certain parts of the country have spectacularly bad drivers.
>>15347321
I moved to a state where u-turns are illegal. What is this bullshit?
