The bigger the truck. The bigger the dick.
Yeah, keep telling yourself that shrimp dick
>>15232638
Hello there Mr. keyboard warrior. Why dont ya come out of your moms basment and say that to my face.
>>15232647
What outcry have you uttered about my person, you oafish brute? I shall cordially remind you that I was the best scholar in my law class in Oxford, and I have been involved in several frivolous tea parties and courtroom disputes, and I have over 300 boxes of Earl Gray. I am proficient in the Simian school of diplomacy and I am the top linguist in my book club. Know that you resemble nothing in my eyes save for yet another uncultured mind. I will hasten your undisputed expiritation of the world with grace and finesse. The thought that you can retreat after jesting of such matters over the internet is laughable. As of this moment, I am telephoning a mutual friend to negotiate a swift and sure rebuttal to your argument so I would implore you to prepare yourself for the upcoming verbal deluge. The deluge that will no doubt saturate your life with discomfort. You are well and truly wrong, my good sir. My abilities of travel are unmatched, and I can recite over 700 lines from Shakespeare, and that is just from Hamlet. The amount of knowledge that I have acrued is vast, and I shall use it to firmly state my authority on such matters, you rapscallion. Truly, I wished you had some semblance of knowledge on the matter you have brought up and it's repercussions. Alas, you did not, and now you will suffer a fate most dire, you plebian. I shall defecate concentrated dislike upon you and you shall struggle to survive in it's waters. Pistols at dawn, old boy.
>>15232633
>opposite of truth troll strikes again
>>15232647
Jump down from your oversized piece of shit and I will. The size of your vehicle doesn't make up for you insecurities.
>>15232667
nice saved
>>15232633
Is that even street legal?
>>15234131
It's as street legal as the tractor he takes to the beer store
>the bigger the truck the bigger the cuck
Can't say you didn't walk into that one
>>15232633
>The bigger the truck, the bigger the cuck.
I fixed your retarded syntax as well, you fucking mongoloid.
>>15234179
>>15234176
Before one of you spouts "hivemind" know that the same damn joke gets posted in every single lifted truck thread, you cucks.
>>15234188
Nobody cares retard. It's not hivemind when literally every fucking person thinks of it when they see the "My wife fucks black men in hotels" starter pack trucks.
>>15234161
Tuck it for a bigger rebate
>>15234161
>>15234188
>makes anti truck joke
>snaps at others making truck jokes
fuck right off nigger
why am i such a tryhard faggot?
>>15232667
stfu SUIT
>>15234227
Because your name is Bromaro
>>15234227
>impersonation
They mad. I still refuse to trip
