Just found out that my girlfriend of three years has been cheating on me for a long time.
I'm about to go to her house to get my shit back.
I'm looking for some good music that won't make me want to drive off of a bridge or into oncoming traffic.
Any recommendations?
put on some John Denver
I hope you feel better, anon.
Hey the same thing happened to me!!
It gets better anon, just don't expect it to get better for another year, year and a half.
Kendrick Lamar - To Pimp a Butterfly
>>66468234
thank you. :)
>>66468188
At least you're doing the right thing and leaving. I've read stories on here of guys so cucked they decide to stay with their GFs while they're knowingly being cheated on.
>>66468258
very original and unpredictable XD /pol/ for the win!
>>66468234
>John Denver
literally mom music. my mom has those cd's in her car. you are gross.
>>66468257
pathetic. I know someone like that. they were moping for a whole fucking year it's disgusting. get the fuck over it. fuck you.
>>66468188
>not fucking her one last time and when you're about to cum you tell her you know she cheated.
>>66468284
you seem like an angry person, anon. maybe you should move to a different thread, we only want compassion here.
>>66468287
Is that from a film or something?
>>66468270
That wasn't a good rec?
Kanye West - The Life of Pablo
>>66468302
ooh sorry didn't realize I was intruding in your safe space asshole. grow up.
>>66468306
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7h3bd2YSWs
>>66468319
No problem! Now that you know, though, you should probably move on.
>>66468188
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVmTJze3Je4
This is a perfect album right here, it's a post-country masterpiece called Old Boots, New Dirt by Jason Aldean released on October 7, 2014 via Broken Bow Records.
>>66468333
I'm clearly not the one with problems moving on lamo fucking cuck brain
>>66468357
Wow anon, you really do seem upset. Maybe listen to some music and calm down?
Another rec OP: Maybe listen to some Ink Spots or Mills Brothers. They both do great jobs at relaxing me.
>>66468234
>>66468284
>>66468302
>>66468319
>>66468333
>browsing /mu/
>feels like reading youtube comments
>...
>>66468287
He should try to get her to do bondage stuff with him, and then leave her tied to the bed, topkek.
>>66468257
thank you.
>>66468268
I'm going to a party soon so I can physically assault the two guys she cheated on me with. I'm going to lose, probably, but it's better than being a bitch.
>>66468502
>I'm going to a party soon so I can physically assault the two guys she cheated on me with.
That is stupid and would get you in jail.
If you want to get back at her plan something that will absolutely humiliate her without harming anyone.
>>66468502
Dude you're an idiot. don't blame the guys
BLAME HER
THEY DIDN'T FORCE HER TO SUCK THEM OFF
don't let her get away not only cheating on you but skipping the blame
gosh man
>>66468502
It's her fault not theirs ultimately.
>>66468567
>Dude you're an idiot. don't blame the guys
Usually they know what they're getting involved with. It's unmanly of them.
>>66468502
>>66468551
agreed. It might be better to find a way to expose that she's a cheater to a bunch of people instead.
>>66468422
wow you really do seem to have the personality of a cucumber. maybe try going to gif. if moral posturing and condescension get you this hard you should try looking at some porn cause it's more appropriate for what you are doing right now.
>>66468603
no they don't. I've fucked a girl with bf and she told me afterwards
look dude its her fault she gave them consent to fuck her. attack her not them.
Ween - It's gonna be a long night
>>66468567
>>66468603
Also one of them was a really good friend of mine for four years.
His life is really fucked and hes tried to kill himself a lot. I was one of his only friends and was one of they only people that treated him like a human being.
he knew the whole time.
you are right, it's her fault too. but fuck that guy too.
>>66468618
>b-but my anecdotal example must represent the norm!
I certainly don't disagree that it is her fault, but making excuses for guys, who possibly know that they're doing something unethical is being willfully ignorant.
>>66468188
>>66468665
>>66468682
m8 idc if your brother and dad banged her at the same time.
she gave them PERMISSION. females get away with cheating because you idiots attack the other male. instead of beating the shit out of her.
anyway its just advice. have fun in jail
>>66468723
What kind of scumbag beats women?
>>66468682
fuck off this is just macho bullshit. Women are people are should be held accuntable for their own actions, OP is just going to start a fight cause he is a afraid of being called a faggot. it's fucking lame as hell.
>>66468723
beating the shit out of female is also a way to get jailed, just saying even though I agree with you.
>>66468646
this
>>66468758
what kind of woman cheats on her boyfriend?
>>66468796
OP isn't gonna beat her up. but im trying to tell him he needs to direct his anger at her. not the guys
Women have a history of cheating on their spouse and never paying consequences besides the guy "taking his stuff back"
>>66468828
I get what you're saying, I understand I'm being dumb.
what would you suggest I do to her? I'm at a loss for ideas.
>>66468188
Kill her, anon
>>66468796
I argued in this thread that he should shame them in some way, as in find a way to throw a party or something with their friends or family invited and publicly embarrass them.
If you want to get even you have to be clever and play within the rules of society, being a hotheaded macho retard doesn't work.
>>66468820
OP listen to this if you haven't
The first two songs are god-tier "Drive as fast as fucking possible" songs
>>66468878
Piss on her door tbqh
>>66468967
anybody here ever do the thing where you piss on a plate, put it in the freezer and then put the frozen piss under the door of somebody's house?
I feel like they'd have to have a really shitty front door for that to work.
>>66468878
Tell everyone you know, especially her friends,circles and family that she is a cheating bitch. That ought to shit on her reputation.
>>66468878
Donate all of her clothes to charity without telling her and claim that it is under the pretenses of wanting to live an ascetic lifestyle.
If she's mean to you, then you can claim that she's being selfish, and that the needy deserve her clothes more than she does.
This way you both get revenge, and claim the moral high ground.
Op here. I'm leaving now.
Thanks for the advice and music.
luv u
>>66468615
>>66469137
good luck OP
>>66468188
>I'm about to go to her house to get my shit back.
>I'm looking for some good music that won't make me want to drive off of a bridge or into oncoming traffic.
listen to Tempa T
WHAT KIND OF THINGS THAT YOU HAVE
WHEN I FIND OUT DON'T EXPECT ME TO STOP
I'LL COME FOR THE P'S THAT YOU STACK
AND COME FOR ALL THE FOOD THAT YOU BLOT
BETTER HAND OVER THE BAG
YOUR BOYS DON'T WANNA SEE YOU SHOT
IF I KICK DOWN THE DOOR TO YOUR FLAT
DUN KNOW I'LL CLEAR OUT YOUR HOUSE ON THE SPOT
(CLEAR!) ALL THE THINGS IN YOUR HOUSE
(CLEAR!) ALL THE THINGS IN YOUR FRIDGE
(SMASH!) ALL YOUR PLATES FROM YOUR RACK
>>66469165
im not wrong.
>>66469190
by that I mean go to her house and break her shit
>>66468665
Manipulate him into killing himself
Lock yourself in a closet and watch them fuck, OP.
Tell her you just got tested HIV+ while being faithful to her.
That'll scare the shit out of her, and probably get her to confess.
>>66469491
hahahahaha
my beautiful dark twisted fantasy
>>66468188
read this, it might help you get through it when you realize women are worthless
http://www.theabsolute.net/misogyny/onwomen.html
>It is only the man whose intellect is clouded by his sexual instinct that could give that stunted, narrow-shouldered, broad-hipped, and short-legged race the name of the fair sex; for the entire beauty of the sex is based on this instinct. One would be more justified in calling them the unaesthetic sex than the beautiful. Neither for music, nor for poetry, nor for fine art have they any real or true sense and susceptibility, and it is mere mockery on their part, in their desire to please, if they affect any such thing.
- Schopenhauer
>convinced incredible girlfriend of five months is cheating on me due to my low self-esteem
>go through her phone one night
>nothing at all
>a few guys have actually tried to flirt with her and she has immediately shut them down because she's in a relationship with me
>messages to her friends about how great I am and how she thinks she's in love
>feel sick about my pathetic lack of trust and confess what I did when she wakes up
>now we're on a break because of it and she probably actually is fucking other guys
I'm so fucking dumb jesus christ
>>66469540
Bonus points if it is done in front of her mother or father, and you use fake papers and everything. Absolutely insidious plan.
>>66469613
please do this OP>>66468188
she fucking deserves it
yes in front of her parents btw that is crucial
take them all to dinner and break the news as entrees arrive
consider only taking her mom and her out if youre afraid her dad will try to kill you
>>66469584
has someone hurt you in the past or are you just another pathetic shut-in virgin lmfao
>>66469605
She isn't very full of understanding either.
>>66469605
>>feel sick about my pathetic lack of trust and confess what I did when she wakes up
youre fucking retarded
>>66469643
Yeah someone has hurt me but Im not a virgin lmao
Im probably too good looking to be a virgin, or maybe I'm just lucky
Its not that I have an exorbitant amount of sex, but maybe I do for 4chan standards.
>>66469584
What is this fedoraic bullshit?
>>66469605
You have massive problem on trust issue
>>66468188
That's why you either
A) Don't fall in love and just keep fucking bitches.
B) Pre-emptively cheat on every girl you're with so that if it turns out they cheated on you, you don't give a fuck.
>>66469747
>What is this fedoraic bullshit?
If you weren't a retarded animal you would know thats one of the most influential German philosophers of all time.
>>66468188
youtu.be/WGU_4-5RaxU
>>66468284
>>66468319
>>66468357
what do you think you stand to gain by insulting people in a thread you're not interested in? Do you not think that's sadder than moping after a girl? If you want to arbitrarily use the word cuck to insult people and appease your own sense of inadequacy, you can do that on /pol/ or /b/.
>>66468502
dont get kill OP
>>66469389
bit harsh
>>66468441
when did it not
this thread is too far derailed. This is /mu/ not /bitter_people_contemplating_harming_others/
>>66469707
>>66469771
Of course I know that. Its still a fedoraic bullshit. Most of the old philosophers arguments are no longer relevant in modern days anyway. That one is included.
>>66469747
Why are you so butthurt at everything. Did daddy touch you or something?
>>66468188
Fuck that shit OP. She needs to get her shit straight. You can do better for sure.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iY478qmgsFg
>>66469823
>Most of the old philosophers arguments are no longer relevant in modern days anyway. That one is included.
Why? Because you disagree with it? That doesnt make him wrong.
>>66469748
you're an asshole
it's fine if you want to go around having sex without relationships, but if you're going to cheat on girls in relationships don't even get into one in the first place
people like you really suck
>>66469631
I think breaking her stuff is actually not as bad as doing that, and besides, I wanted to hold onto that one, since it's like the perfect revenge for someone that cheats on you.
It's a big theatrical act, and it's brilliant.
>>66469802
I try to get a pic every time. Once I charge my phone ill upload myself fucking some girls if you like
Im a decent looking guy in a popular southern frat, its really not that hard you fucking nerd lmao
>>66469823
Schopenhauer was one of the most important philosophers of all time and he ist most definitely still relevant.
If someone's been renowned for hundreds of years for being a great thinker, you'd've thought that would be proof that they had a few good ideas.
>>66469771
appeal to false authority
if you truly believe something like this you're probably the worst kind of person out there. grow a fucking brain and stop letting hatred cloud your judgement for 51% of the world.
>>66469886
>he wasn't joking
>>66469855
It doesn't make him right either. The whole thing is scientifically baseless and just o b v i o u s l y wrong. Like there aren't any good female writers, or musicians, or poets. Dumbass.
>>66469881
what do you mean hold onto it
use it on the bitch who cheated on you NOW
dont wait for the next bitch to cheat on you
>>66469886
Nobody cares
>>66469747
>pleb not knowing who schopenhauer is
schopenhauer was a little bitch who succumbed to philosophical suicide..
>>66469923
>>66469910
if he didnt care why'd he ask if i was a virgin and then not believe me when I said I wasn't. Hard to believe not everyone is as pathetic as you?
Its ok bud, go to more open mic nights at indie cafes and maybe you'll meet some feminist who'll agree to fuck you with a strap-on
i never had a gf
>>66469953
I asked if you were a virgin, the guy who replied with a gif is not me, I think he was just laughing at how lame you are.
>>66469953
i want off this ride
please don't tell me you're this edgy
>>66469921
I mean not a gf, like a wife or something that you've been with for years.
It's just too good to be thrown around casually by plebs for every god damned chick that cheats on them.
>>66469919
>The whole thing is scientifically baseless
Most philosophy is
>just o b v i o u s l y wrong
whats so obvious about it?
>Like there aren't any good female writers, or musicians, or poets.
clearly there are, but theyre few and far between. we aren't focusing on these exceptions but on the average women claiming to have genuine interests in the fine art just to appease others and put on some charade of being cultured
>appeal to false authority
learn what the means before using it
>if you truly believe something like this you're probably the worst kind of person out there. grow a fucking brain and stop letting hatred cloud your judgement for 51% of the world.
I dont hate women I pity them
I think the existence most of them lead is really sad
It's rather embarrassing and disappointing that their entire lives are going to be nothing more than a desperate scramble for validation from others. The thought people like this exist and are so insecure depresses me.
>>66469491
My ex of 3 years who cheated on me actually caught herpes while she was cheating on me. I've been tested since then and somehow I don't have herpes.
It really sucks that she cheated on me but at least I don't have herpes and everyone knows she does because she cheated on me.
>>66470002
oops
second half of my post was reply to >>66469908
>>66470002
are you the holy fucking shit dude, because holy fucking shit, dude.
>>66469855
if you actually pay attention to what happened between those philosophers, you'll notice that very little of them agree with one another.
>lel sexual instinct can't be beautiful or artful it must be le intelligent
Then why are there so many painters making naked women paintings? are songs that are purely about sexual lust necessarily less "art-y" than those about non-sexual love?
>>66470002
Philosophy might be empirically baseless but it provides the framework for ideas like empiricism itself and the scientific-method.
>>66469891
I like Schopenhauer but he is the og Fedora.
When a guy cheats it is only physical, mostly there is no emotion involved. When a girl cheats there is emotion involved, that's what's so devastating about it.
>>66469801
>bit harsh
Probably, i'm just a very vengeful person and that is just what i would try to do if i was in the same circumstances, not trying too sound edgy or anything but i think people like that betray their friends like that are worth nothing
>>66470002
yeah well you are depressing the shit out of me and I'm sure a few other people so consider the scales balanced
>>66470059
>Then why are there so many painters making naked women paintings?
because the female body appeals to male sexuality but its objectively less aesthetic than a male body
>>66470077
what's the point of making these ridiculously broad general statements about the sexes
how do people this dumb still exist, honestly
>>66470109
that's just you being a massive fucking faggot
>>66470090
>yeah well you are depressing the shit out of me
why?
>>66470119
he's absolutely right though
its a fact that sex holds significantly more emotional weight for women than for men. thats why friend with benefits things never end up working out
holy shit do you just live in a theoretical world where the sexes are literally the same other than whats in their pants? men and women are different
>>66470048
I think he might be.
>>66470075
Yeah no doubt. Doesn't make him wrong on all counts tho.
>>66470085
Hate to say it frendo but that is pretty edgy.
>>66470151
>men and women are different
yes, they are
literally every single of them is different
your fucking retarded attempts to sort all of both categories into two distinct behavioural groups is so ridiculously dumb I find it hard to believe you're not a troll
>>66468682
you don't get to call out something for being an anecdote when you didn't even provide as much.
>>66470151
Are you sure you're not just an autist who can't feel emotion, and you are projecting that onto all other men? Because I can tell you how much sex with an ex meant to me when I loved her, and I can tell you I know plenty of girls who fuck for fun and nothing else. This all men X all women Y shit is embarrassingly stupid.
>>66470119
I agree I made broad statements but I was basing this off the fact that most women can't really get off from penetrative sex unless there are intense emotions involved. Whereas with a man, you can literally just stick it in the hole, pump and dump, fuck and chuck. It's still despicable but I believe that when females cheat the sense of betrayal is far greater
>>66470203
>your fucking retarded attempts to sort all of both categories into two distinct behavioural groups is so ridiculously dumb I find it hard to believe you're not a troll
Its hilarious people like you exist
Listen, men and women evolved differently because they had different purposes before recent times. Men hunted and women cared for children. It is therefore conceivable(more than conceivable, its been proven) that there are innate physical AND emotional differences btwn the sexes. Stop pretending they are interchangeable.
>>66470048
holy fucking shit dude
>>66470296
wow you are not smart
>there are innate physical and emotional differences between the sexes
wow, you think? do maybe, men not have vaginas? is that, no., couldn't be. does the female menstruation cycle have a notable effect on female demeanour not experienced by men due to their (proven) lack of vaginas?
what you said doesn't even remotely prove what you just said you fucking moron
kys
limp bizkit - nookie
>>66470296
http://www.sciencemag.org/news/2015/11/brains-men-and-women-aren-t-really-different-study-finds
There was a paper not long ago showing that on the whole, male and female brains are interchangable. So while it might be true for isolated cases of really manly male brains or really female girl brains, it's actually not true for the majority.
>>66470250
you're misreading him
he's saying a vast majority of men when they cheat on their spouse did it because I'm horny and idgaf.while still going back to loving their gf/wife
when a woman cheats she usually see the guy as her next potential partner
granted today we are self aware of this and it changes by person.
but it's the base of cheating mentality
not attacking you. since both of you are correct.
>>66470296
>It is therefore conceivable(more than conceivable, its been proven) that there are innate physical... differences between the sexes
BREAKING NEWS
SOUND THE FUCKING ALARM
>>66470151
>its a fact
>>66470420
is this a joke?
>AND emotional
>and
>emotional
>>66470393
here, have a reliable source
>Ragini Verma, a researcher at the University of Pennsylvania, said the greatest surprise was how much the findings supported old stereotypes, with men's brains apparently wired more for perception and co-ordinated actions, and women's for social skills and memory, making them better equipped for multitasking.
http://www.pnas.org/content/111/2/823
>>66470435
it is more than conceivably a joke
>>66470476
so basically women are better at fucking multiple people
it all makes sense
>>66470476
The article I linked references a study by 14 researches from Tel-Aviv University, Max Planck Institute Leipzig and University of Zurich who are all very reputable and reliable. I linked the pop-science article cause people prefer to read them than journals.
http://www.pnas.org/content/112/50/15468?tab=author-info
>>66469557
This
>>66470387
>>66470575
>Tel-Aviv University, Max Planck Institute Leipzig and University of Zurich
This is what Im most afraid of in life.
Hey bruh don't listen to these dudes telling you to go break her shit or shame her. Definitely don't go beat the shit out of her. The best thing to do is ghost that bitch completely and live it the fuck up. She will start to wonder why you haven't said anything or whatever her excuse is to send you a random text. Make sure not to reply and she will become a head case. Every week or two she will hear through someone that your out killing it with chicks while she is miserable. Then the best part is the random encounter the mall or some place. She will come running up to you and right before she speaks your new girl will pop up. Bam! She's now seen and knows you living well and she has no control anymore. At this point you got the green light bruh. You can play nice, give her duces and bounce, introduce her as the gf that cheated on you (new gf may jump in bonus) or straight up put that busted thot on blast if you want. I'm talking PTSD next level shit bruh. Make sure to close with something thanking her for being a dumb cunt and how it was the catalyst for your awesome new life. Rinse and repeat if you see her again.
>>66470959
yes do this for a few months and then break her shit and shit on her couch or lawn if you can't get into the house
>>66470959
dumbest advice ever.
he's on 4chan the chances of him getting another girl is gonna be another year
OP just break her shit.
>>66468188
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPs-n0ct2PM
>>66471002
Sorry little bro, I forgot 4chan is a top secret bitch made meme factory for teh lulz. Have some self respect bc getting a new chick is the easy part. Or catch a few charges and pay the courts a bunch of money while she's laughing, IF you can even follow through with your dumbass temper tantrum shit.
>>66469878
>you're an asshole
>people like you really suck
You know how I can tell you're a woman? These insults are fucking TRAAAAASSSH.
>>66470002
holy fucking shit dude
