Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.
10.0?
0.0?
Best New Music?
Best New Reissue?
8.0+ with no BNM?
A shitty set of 7's and below?
Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain!
Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review?
Titus Andronicus being robbed once again?
Dead Sara finally getting an 8.3 BNM?
Ian FUCKIN' Cohen?
Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal?
Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever]
Jayson "8.7" Greene?
Larry "retired BNM godfather" Fitzmaurice?
Craig "Meme Rap" Jenkins? [taking the Big Apple’s publications by storm]
Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy? [retired, metal albums still won't get BNM, everyone still won't care]
qt Kim "retired Meal Goddess now at Noisey" Kelly?
Grayson "Grizzly" Currin?
Brian "Backup" Howe?
Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson?
Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker?
Meaghan “retired trap queen" Garvey?
Andy "secretly alpha" Beta?
Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp? [retired, will probably still get asked to show feet]
Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne?
Stephen "M." Deusner?
Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?
Will someone dethrone Radiohead/Chance the Rapper’s 9.1 for AOTY?
OFFICIAL and accurate 2016 BNM Tally: 28
Nights since last BNM: 3
The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.
>P4K Collection Rar (Over 300 deleted reviews, pics of every staff member, now slightly updated)
https://mega.nz/#!l1ZlRbqb!WYbGuia29w1_fpg05XS3F9Rtb8aFfj8WzZg8Z3mbwRQ
>Tonight's Top Stories
-This thread stands with Kesha eternally
-Frank Ocean teases release date for his next album
-Wildflower is out. Thoughts?
-This thread hypes and supports DIIV, BadBadNotGood, and The Avalanches.
-/p4k/ forever
reminder
Dubs say Wildflower gets a 9
DEAR TOMMY WHEN
>>66196106
No way in hell it gets anywhere near what SILY did
In fact if it even gets BNM I will pry off one of my toenails
>>66196292
I dunno...besides NME it's been getting pretty great reviews elsewhere. Was especially surprised that The Quietus gave it an 8.
>>66196328
marcel panned it too
didn't realize the quietus praised it
>>66196370
Yeah but Marcel is irrelevant lol
>>66196386
uh no, p4k likes him and he's pretty much relevant in music critic circles.
>>66196061
What's the story behind this?
>>66196370
Hi marcel!
the "p4k shill" is seriously based for continuing these threads.
If these threads stop I'll cry
>>66196900
lol ebin meme XD
>>66196421
Please kys Marcel
>>66197230
way to keep perpetuating your memes and deny facts edgelord. no wonder you read shitty p4k.
rare zoe alert
will Arca - Entrañas get a review?
>>66197322
That ebin bass face
>>66197399
most likely, yes.
Hating this is the best masterpiece-shaming meme since TPAB
Snoop Dogg 7.x
Avalanches 9.x slight possibility of 10
Blink 182 5.8
Logic 5.x
badbadnotgood 7.x
MEANWHILE.... ON BIZZARO PITCHFORK....
tmt counters p4k's Overlooked Albums feature with a list of their own: their favorite releases April-June. It is certainly tmt af
http://www.tinymixtapes.com/features/2016-second-quarter-favorites
For those that can't be asked to follow a link (in alphabetical order):
Amnesia Scanner - AS EP
Babyfather - BBF Hosted by DJ Escrow
Karl Blau - Introducing Karl Blau
Burberry Perry - s/t
death's dynamic shroud.wmv - CLASSROOM SEXXTAPE
DJ Coquelin & MC Cloarec - JE M'EN TAPE
DJ TiGa - The Sound Vol. 1
James Ferraro - Human Story 3
Foodman - Ez Minzoku
Gobby - No Mercy Bad Poet
Tim Hecker - Love Streams
Jessy Lanza - Oh No
Lolina - Live in Paris
M.E.S.H. - Damaged Merc EP
Mitski - Puberty 2
Puce Mary - The Spiral
Kaitlyn Aurelia Smith - EARS
Andy Stott - Too Many Voices
William Tyler - Modern Country
Xiu Xiu - Plays the Music of Twin Peaks
Ytamo - MI WO
YYU - Karaoke
They also include a list of Honourable Mentions with albums people might actually have listened to.
>>66197322
her face looks like she's about to fart lmao
>>66197984
>they STILL haven't reviewed hs3
hurry the fuck up faggots
>>66197066
I got you senpai
I just will need someone to cover me for p4kfest weekend, assuming they're doing reviews those nights
Radiohead/Chance the Rapper’s 9.1 for AOTY?
Avalanches, Blank Face, and Frank Ocean will be the only ones.
>>66198348
plz don't do anything to Zoe
>>66197322
>ywn wear those thighs are earmuffs
why
even
fucking
li
Considering how AMSP & Coloring Book were just "ok", I'd say Wildflower gets a 9.3 easily.
Frank Ocean's gonna get AOTY, cap this.
What was Pitchfork's last 10? For new music not rereleases
>>66198507
Kanye West - My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy. Which released 6 years ago.
>>66198507
+@ TMLT
Be honest: Has a Pitchfork review ever made you dislike an album you liked prior?
>>66198548
Daily reminder that +@ was robbed
another (pretty) positive review for wildflower. no way it isn't getting bnm
http://consequenceofsound.net/2016/07/album-review-the-avalanches-wildflower/
If TPAB couldn't get a 10, what the FUCK is going to get the next perfect score?
>>66198645
CRJLP4
>>66198603
Always
8.2 is my threshold
anything lower than that and i'll delete it off my windows media player
>>66195972
This thread stands with Michael Gira, Freddie Gibbs, Afrika Bambaataa, Heathcliff Berru, Leslie Rasmussen, Gustavo Guerra & Dr. Luke -- and rejects the rape culture hysteria of Meagan Garvey, Amber Coffman, Bethany Cosentino, Larkin Grimm, Ke$ha, et al.
>>66198645
Frank
8.9
quote me you motherfuckers.
>>66197322
you can see his bulge.
>>66198603
only once i can remember, pic related. i was pretty hype after the leak, too. i concede they, and most other reviews, were right about its mediocrity.
and yes, i'm old.
>>66197984
>DJ Coquelin & MC Cloarec - JE M'EN TAPE
they gave this a perfect score. is it actually good
This was 16 years ago, but I'm pretty sure p4k gave SILY the highest review out of most reviewers with a 9.5.
Dunno if this means anything.
>>66198663
>>66198663
whats that?
>>66198697
nah i don't think so
tpab had everything they could ask for: artist previously endorsed by p4k, critical acclaim, the "right" agenda, "cultural relevance" (blm, ferguson, etc) and it didn't get it
I don't think ocean could do it
>>66198645
grms
>>66198729
i hope your mother kills herself for birthing such a waste of air
New complete chart! None of the artists I expected to show up were on the list, but nonetheless, the chart is complete!
Who's getting it tonight?
>>66198774
>whats that?
carly rae jepsen's 4th album
Avalanches is the last possible 10 this year besides Frank O
>>66199093
I've got to be one of the biggest Avalanches fans on /mu/ and there is no way that Wildflower is getting a 10 from p4k tonight.
Proud to be here the night Wildflower gets a 10
>>66199179
there's no way that Wildflower's getting anything from Pitchfork tonight. They're gonna put it off til at least the 8th
>>66199093
danny brown coming out later, plus some other shit iirc
>>66198798
>complete
Where is SnoopDogg
>>66199231
>None of the artists I expected to show up were on the list
This includes Maxwell, Snoop Dogg, and Metronomy.
Dead Sara - Pleasure To Meet You 8.3 BNM
>>66198774
YHF for example had none of those and still got an initial perfect score
>>66198798
this is the worst new meme
>Wildflower has a 3.79 on RYM
>The Quietus even liked it
what the fuck, the album is a total crock of shit
please p4k stop this madness
>>66199218
more run the jewels, angel olsen, nick cave, lcd soundsystem, freddie gibbs madlib
>>66199361
no way it's getting less than a 8.2, senpai
>>66199361
yeah good luck with that, its one of the only good comeback records this decade besides godspeed and mbv
>>66199361
ia, but it's gonna be lauded most everywhere
i don't get it at all
What's everyone listening to?
>>66197313
fuck off marcel
>>66199411
new blink 182
Weezer
Daft Punk
Radiohead
Swans
Pitchfork, we are relying on you. Max this out.
![R-5759187-1401885690-2892.jpeg[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/wthBYqK.jpg "R-5759187-1401885690-2892.jpeg[1].jpg")
>>66199411
way better than anything he ever put out as Prurient iimbchwyf
>>66199411
no bully pls
>>66199411
it makes sense if Wildflower is the next 9. p4k always have their placeholder for 9s. White "indie" (A Moon Shaped Pool), Meme rap (Chance, TLOP), Faux "experimental" album (ANOHNI), now they just need an electronic release to fill in.
>>66199457
weezer is still shit
ram is bloated and boring
radiohead never had stopped to have a comeback
swans never had a start until the reformation, and then everyone revisited their catalog
>>66199411
>>66199411
Chapo Trap House episode 20 baby
>>66199581
god I'd forgotten they gave a 9.3 to that tepid fucking Jamie xx album last year
Wildflower's going to get a 9.4 and we're all going to forget it even exists in two weeks
>>66199411
Julia Holter - Tragedy
>>66199501
great album desu
>>66198664
lol
wildflower won't get below 8.8 imo
>>66199653
Just like surf and mbv
>>66199653
>forgetting about the long long awaited return of the avalanches, the same avalanches that produced an album still talked about 16 years later with almost universal praise
dont fool yourself, if it was another 90s house throwback with some r&b vocal singles like jamie xx or disclosure which were both the same score, and then forgotten immediately, it would likely be the case, this was something people didnt ever think was gonna happen
>>66199653
the Jamie xx 9.3 was solely for that Young Thug feature tbhfam
>IMMA RIDE IN DAT PUSSY LIKE A STROLLA
>>66199486
I don't know how to get into his body of work. I got Frozen Niagara Falls and really enjoyed it, but not sure where to go from there.
>>66199725
that means Danny Brown will lead avalanches to a 9.4 or higher
>>66197842
They aren't going to review all those mainstream albums in one night my man
NO SIGN OF AVALANCHES
BLINK 182 5.5 BTFO
>>66199778
try arrowhead and through the window
>>66199319
That was in 2002, before hip-hop was relevant to them
BLINK 182?
MORE LIKE BLOWN TFO
NIGHTLY RUNDOWN
Blink-182 5.5 BTFO by Stacey Anderson
Magic! 3.5 by Jeremy Gordon
Weaves 6.8 by Ian Cohen
Egisto Macchi 6.9 by Kevin Lozano
>Blink 182 5.5
>Magic! 3.5
absolutely savage p4k, BTFO all round
>>66199906
>Magic! 3.5
Why they gotta be so rude?
>>66199867
too generous imo
Yeah, Wildflower ain't getting reviewed until friday.
Magic pan is well deserved, I'm sure
>>66199906
A Tom album would have gotten at least a 6
>rastatryhardians
oh, p4k
>>66197322
both her ring fingers are longer than her index fingers in that photo. sign of high testosterone exposure in the womb. mtf trans confirmed.
>>66199938
>rastatryhardians
top kek I love a good pan
>blink 182 got a higher score than james ferraro
Reminder: Whatever albums on this chart are not reviewed by Pitchfork by 1 AM eastern time on Friday will be marked "BITCHFORK".
Pitchfork gave no fucks tonight holy shit
>they actually reviewed Blink-182 and the Rude band
lmao
>>66199915
>>66200011
>>66200033
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>Blink-182: 5.5
generous
>>66200011
>>66200033
>>66200077
>>66200111
dubs magic returns to /p4k/! huzzah! noko & sage is smiling down upon us!
>>66199915
They don't know they're human too
http://www.rollingstone.com/music/lists/the-500-greatest-songs-of-all-time-20110407/bob-dylan-like-a-rolling-stone-20110516
>>66200111
Trips confirmed that p4k made the right decision and panning this shit but could have gone lower lol
>>66200198
are there any songs with the word "pitchfork" in the title?
>>66199411
Pinkerton
Love Machine Gun, what do you think of it?
>>66199906
>Stacey Anderson
why do they let womemes review any kind of guitar/real instrument based music?
they don't understand it
>>66200397
Stacey/Stacy can be a man's name, too.
>>66200448
not true btw
>3.5
Fucking savage.
http://pitchfork.com/news/66579-savages-still-mad-at-sufjan-over-2013-font-diss/
this bitch in savages is overextending her dick by trying to swing dicks with p4k's darling sufjan
>>66199361
>3.79
>only going to go down from here
FUCK
v suprised w them reviewing blink
>>66201144
Dog it's a stupid joke. Dykes get uptight over everything.
last digits of my post is The Avalanches score tomorrow
>>66197313
i cant even tell if these are actually marcel or not anymore. either way i hope he ddoses pitchfork soon
