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"This sounds like elevator music"
>mfw
>>66074163
what music was it?
>>66074163
Prob because it sounds like elevator music
"it's really different"
"This sounds like shit"
>t. Everyone
"its not good for your mental health to be listening to this all the time"
referring to Swans and OPN of all things
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COiIC3A0ROM
I almost punched a bitch
>>66074196
https://youtu.be/x70G-NhyUPI?t=26s
>>66074163
Someone said the exact same thing to me OP...
>Driving my friend over to my place to hang out
>I of course have control of radio
>Turn on "Southern Man" by Neil Young
>After song is almost over friend says
>What is this shit sounds like elevator music
>I try to explain who Neil Young is
>He is very musically uncultured
>Can't even name a single David Bowie or Bob Dylan song
>Realize our entire friendship is a lie
>>66074279
kek
>Sounds like a japanese videogame
>Anon this sounds like music you would hear in Austin Powers
>this sounds like the French Prince of Bel-Air theme
>Sounds like porn music
I took it as a compliment
>>66074611
I would feel bad all fucking day holy shit, can't believe someone said this to you my man
>man this is like old school music eh
>>66074628
Cant unvisualize
"You sound like R Stevie Moorei if he had a drum machine and was really really drunk"
Or was it a compliment?
>>66074163
"This sounds like the paedo in Family Guy" when I was listening to Reckoner by Radiohead. That was 9 years ago, and I still think it every time I listen to it.
>>66074279
Southern Man elevator music!? What fucking elevators has he been in!?
>What the fuck is this shit anon
people amirite
>>66074721
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>>66074871
Yeah, sorry about that. It's also true on Nude (don't hurt me).
a friend said to me "why are there so many annoying noises" while listening to since i left you
>I don't like the background music
She was talking about the instrumentals
>>66074163
>this sounds like music to go on a walk to
It was fucking Dungeon Synth.
>>66074956
I walk my pups to Dungeon Synth every fucking night. Sometime in the day even, but that's not as cool.
>>66074163
>enjoying Merzbow's textures from Pulse Demon
>"what're you listening anon ?"
>give headphones
>turn up volume
>play
>"is this radio noise ?"
>mfw he didn't get the concept of harsh noise
>stay pleb
"What the fuck is wrong with you"
>>66075035
I've gotten those too, especially when I play Captain Beefheart or Zappa.
>reminds me of deadmau5
every fucking time
>>66074721
you just ruined radiohead for me
>>66075069
Nah, they're still my favourite band, it's only really noticeable on those 2 songs.
"oh god please make it stop"
>the drums sound really cool
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLeAqReD2XI
>>66074999
Which Dungeon Synth artists? I was listening to Depressive Silence and Medhalan.
>>66074246
they're not wrong
>>66075005
Poor effort yields poor results. Weak meme, friendo.
>>66074163
>Do you actually like this unironically?
When listening to Death Grips. [spoiler] I don't even know anymore [/spoiler]
>>66074594
what song?
>>66075166
desu that was my reaction when I first heard Death Grips. It takes a while to fully appreciate them.
>sounds like meth
>>66074452
This is what I said when I first listened to ELP.
>This is trumpet music
>Her music is a lament
>gay men wanking
>>66074163
me 2 anon
>what are your problems, anon? (A lot of things)
>it sounds like burping (Current 93)
>it sounds like a christmas song (ladies and gentlemen we are floating in space)
>it sounds like the queen (Ulver)
>it sounds boring and arrogant (Beethoven)
>>66075340
kek
>>66075389
>boring and arrogant
>Beethoven
No way this actually happened.
>>66075389
>>it sounds like a christmas song (ladies and gentlemen we are floating in space)
But it does. Admit it, this comment is hilariously perfect.
>>66074163
The Battle of Evermore
"This is so whiny"
>Sombre
>>66075494
"I thought this band was supposed to be good"
>>66075146
Zwei Dunkel Jungen
>Tell a girl to listen to Tom Waits
>Listens to 4 seconds of Alice then turns it off
>"Anon eww, his voice is so gross and awful, how can you listen to this?"
mfw
>All your songs are so wonky and they all go DUN DUN DUN.
>Sounds like flylo
>Sounds like David Guetta
>Sounds like Daft Punk
>Sounds like Dance Dance Revolution
>Sounds like fucking shit! why are you panning the bass?
>Sounds like fucking shit! why aren't you panning more on the high end?
>Not bad anon.
I've been told all these things.
>>66074246
this music makes want to craft stuff out of wood in a naked room with white neon lights. will definitely listen to while making shit :)
>>66075452
It did, it was: 3rd mov. Sonata 14
People get the frills (don't know if it's the right word), the sad-angry mood, and in general the preromantic style as arrogant, they are just too used to modern music
>>66075465
It sounds way better than a christmas song, i think
>>66074163
>listening to your own music around other people
>ever
>being around other people
>ever
:^))))))))))
>>66074246
well... this is probably as elevator as it gets, but that's not necessarily a bad thing
>you have such good taste in music anon
>You guys sound like Weezer if Weezer had a black bassist and a gay frontman.
Was that a compliment?
"It sounds like bad 60's toothpaste commercial music"
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>66074611
My friend said that when playing Three Feet High and Rising.
>>66074163
My friend said that to this https://youtu.be/TYRDgd3Tb44 I don't think it sounds elevatory at all.
>>66075890
The hell? Nujabes is the shit.
>>66075244
G A G A C A N T H A N D L E T H I S S H I T
>sounds like metallica
>>66075889
When I played Eye Know my friend said
>haha is this the beegees?
Like wtaf
>>66074163
FUCK.
I had someone tell me when I played this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYKK7dpT8q0
playing K-pop
>oh is this J-pop?
>Do you have autism?
>>66074236
I also listen to these two very often, mostly 90s swans though
Keep in mind that this was said by 2 people who don't listen to music at all, and when they like a song they just replay it over and over and over and over and over.
>Wow dude Kaney is shit how can you listen to that garbage I can't believe you like rap and that shitty Kaney faggot, nice shit taste
no I did not misspel Kanye on accident, yes they were 100% serious and yes they never, ever listened to a Kanye song, but they learned about him on the internet :^] and claimed some french rapper is better
they don't know french
>>66076228
They're not wrong desu
>>66076357
This. Kanye is fucking trash.
>>66074896
Tell him it's because he's autistic.
>>66076228
>he listens to kanye west and unironically believes he's a "genius"
>be me
>be with friends
>also this guy who hangs around us, but no one likes
>he asks about my music
>try to play something accessible as fuck, like American Football
>"Wow, it sounds like they're just playing the guitar randomly, this is awful"
>he goes on to play Hooked on a Feeling on repeat
>>66075253
That's why I love it
>was listening to STGSTV on headphones
>obviously some of the audio leaks out because that's how headphones work
>an older man is sitting next to me on the train
>after a while he nudges me and says
>"you know kid, you don't have to listen to that music just to make me leave and sit somewhere else, you can listen to what you like, this is my stop"
>mfw people actually think anyone would do that
>mfw old people think 'younglings' will do everything to annoy them
>mfw he thought I wasn't listening to it because I liked it
this was like one of the stupidest things that ever happened to me, but there were others
>>66075852
My gf said it sounded like the opening theme song to The Wiggles or a kids cartoon show when I played her Floridada
>>66076822
Kill her
>>66075174
That one in the second Austin Powers movie
>>66076799
That's pretty hilarious
>>66074246
More like mall-core
>>66076639
American Football is not that accessible desu
"Was this recorded on the back of a motorbike?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTljpH7cfW8
>>66074721
holy fuck I can't unhear this
>>66075005
>muh evolved taste
literally what is the point of listening to annoying noise. You're just being a contrarian faggot so you can feel superior.
>>66074721
I always thought the signing sounded like the pedo man.
>>66076835
>>66076822
this anon, it has to end
>>66076074
Oh what the fuck ever dude
>listening to Vektroid - Starcalc
>umm anon i didn't know you were this weird
>>66076964
American Football is incredibly accessible.
>you're too white for listening to this kind of music anon
>do you wish you were black?
>if I was black I'd love you
All said by liberal cuckolds
>>66074163
I love elevator music, mall-core, etc so I listen to lots of vaporwave?
but it DOES
>>66074163
tfw when it's actually elevator music
Friend of mine was into folk so I showed him Pink Moon, told him "people say this is one of the best folk albums of all time." Guy tells me "really? I mean it's alright, but it's no Bellowhead"
i have heard that to actually...
>ghetto trash
i was listening to graduation.
Someone once told me they thought Thom Yorke sounded like Adam Sandler
>Ten years ago
>Class is planning for eighth grade graduation ceremony
>We pick "Lean On Me" for the closing song that we'll all sing along to
>Teacher plays the Bill Withers version
>Most popular girl in the class say "Ew, it sounds like he's dying"
>Class decides to use the awful Club Nouveau version instead
https://youtube.com/watch?v=vhwiYThNZDM
Still salty.
>>66075890
>>66075905
I've also heard 2 friends call Nujabes elevator music, I don't get why he's referred to as such
>>66074452
When I showed my friends Stockhausen (Oktophonie) some said it sounded like the Earthbound ost.
>>66074628
All the time.
>>66074924
A hip hop fan said this to me when he couldn't into DJ Shadow.
>this is gonna put me to sleep
anything that has even a competent sense of pacing
>>66076799
Nice dubz but you should probably turn your music down if you don't want tinnitus and hearing loss.
>obviously some of the audio leaks out because that's how headphones work
It doesn't have to be that way, anon.
>>66078429
This one is fucking annoying, yeah.
Also normies genuinely thinking you're going out of your way to find songs longer than 5 minutes to impress them or something
>lmao but like don't you get bored of a 20 min long song?
>>66078541
You really have to turn it up loud to be able to hear anything on the train.
>>66078541
yeah, what >>66078577 said (nice digits btw), and besides, my headphones don't contain the sound at , pic related, only ones I have left cuz I'm too lazy to buy others, sound quality is good so no problem
>happily listening to prurient's frozen Niagara falls on the bus
>"wow this is like dubstep right"
>>66074163
>This sounds like if Gorillaz existed in Courage the Cowardly dog
>mfw
>>66078658
Had those for years, you really should buy something at least decent, you wont be able to go back, even the memetechnica m40x would sound godly in comparison if you dont want to spend a lot
>Boris? They sound German
>>66078922
i know, I'm gonna get some new ones soon
your dubs tell me to trust you
>>66079226
If younwant to spend some money on them do some research before, dont go buying something that needs an amp if you have no intention of buying one
>>66079271
sure thing f a m
>instrumental music isn't real music
>Why?
>Because it doesn't have any lyrics, if it doesn't have any lyrics it isn't music
I just kept looking at my friend for 1 minute silently, with a rage of a thousand suns within me.
>>66074163
You probably make boring soundcloud ambient.
I would say the same thing.
>nico sounds like lou reed doing a gay voice
>>66079488
this joke is lame and old
>>66079511
>old
it's literally a few days old nigga
>people who think 'boring' is valid criticism
"this has no rhythm!!! x(((("
>it sounds like video game music
>this reminds me of elevator music
>sounds like on-hold music
>it sounds like a vacuum cleaner
I don't know why I haven't killed myself yet.
>>66074721
>Reckoner by Radiohead
I can't fcking believe this post. Fuck u
>put something else on, this makes me feel like i'm in a jungle
>"what is this hipster shit? he's just yelling, the words don't even make sense"
this came from a friend who pretty much only listens to Notorious B.I.G. and Gramatik
>>66079591
Gramatik is pretty based desu
>>66074246
sims 1 core
"I get it, but I don't get it".
>hip-hop isn't music
>it's just people talking over a stolen beat
>show him an example of good hip-hop
>he doesn't even listen to it, he just keeps on blabbering how bad it is
>>66079587
what's wrong with being in a jungle though, at least the music made him/her feel something
>>66075340
autechre?
>>66079834
nah autechre would be gay robots wanking
>link song to friend
>after 5 seconds
>nice but listen to this - [link to unrelated song they like]
>mfw
>>66079895
I thought that was Matmos?
Showed my friend heaven and Las Vegas by Cocteau Twins, he turned it off after a few seconds and called it horrible, then proceeded to show me a nightcore song and told me how amazing it was.
>>66079677
>hip-hop isn't music
What are you so made about desu? This is objectively true.
Also nice digits
>>66080590
Thanks mate, have a (You)
>>66076799
if you're wearing full size headphones and the audio is leaking out, you're either listening to music way too fucking loudly, or you're using open back headphones in a public setting which is a pretty dumb thing to do.
I once had a friend literally turn off the car speaker during Famous because of the Taylor Swift line. She then said in the most whiny and annoying voice "Oh god no! I can't listen to this! I'm a Taylor fan! ughh!"
>>66074163
>"Is this the whole song? Does something happen?"
Aphex Twin - SAWV2 #1 (cliffs)
>"When does the song pick up. This is boring."
Amon Tobin - Keep your Distance
>It feels like the song never starts
It was Phish
>>66075494
OH DEAR GOD PLEASE TELL ME YOU'RE JOKING.
HOLY SHIT PLEASE PLEASE TELL ME YOU'RE KIDDING.
"Well... if this makes you happy, then i'm glad for your sake."
>>66079532
>>66081745
This IS valid criticism though. If a song doesn't do anything for you, then there's no point in trying to refute that. What these people are simply lacking is respect. A song can be boring as long as it doesn't align with your taste.
>>66081745
someone said "it's just the same noise over and over again" to that same aphex twin song lol
>>66081992
It's a valid criticism for a reaction to the music, but not of the music itself. Boredom is the state of the listener and does nothing to describe the components or qualities of a piece. A person is "bored." A song is not.
I mean, obviously when used casually and colloquially it's not big deal, but it drives me up the wall when a professional critic uses it as a descriptor.
>>66081992
It's not the fact that the music doesn't do anything for them. There's plenty of good music that I don't personally enjoy because it doesn't align with my tastes. The issue is that the people saying that stuff genuinely didn't comprehend the point and purpose of ambient music (or even the Amon Tobin track, which isn't ambient, just slow). It just angered me that all these people see in music is riffs and formulas, they don't get the point of slowly building crescendos and repetitious sounds to create a mood.
>>66079375
>Because it doesn't have any lyrics, if it doesn't have any lyrics it isn't music
I have heard this exact argument from friends. At that point, there's no convincing them otherwise - they're too far gone.
>>66082080
I think the same person I showed that song also said this.
>>66081745
>>"When does the song pick up. This is boring."
>Amon Tobin - Keep your Distance
How the fuck can someone say that with all the percussions and shit going on? There's so much happening before it reaches that smooth last part of the track.
>>66074163
My girlfriend said Swans are literally the most generic, repetitive and shitty music she heard.
>>66082197
Honestly it's probably because there aren't riffs. People have been conditioned to need, like I mentioned above, formulas and riffs. The idea of experimentation and non-traditional structure is just... incomprehensible to them? I honestly don't know, this is just my best guess.
>>66082201
She's right.
>>66079677
>hip hop
>music
If you really think nigger babble is music, then you should leave.
>>66082427
Have you never heard Madvillainy or The Fix?
>>66082427
It's arranged sound, you dolt.
"How are you so calm listening to this?"
>"Hey put a song on, Anon"
>ah fuck
>all sorts of bands flitting through my mind
>would they like Fugazi? fuck of course not
>finally think of something
>i put on The Cure
>"Hey anon what is this? I like it!"
I live to fight another day
>This is pure noise, why the hell are they screaming? What is this garbage?
>It was Also Frightened by Animal Collective
>Pure noise
My poor pleb friend's eardrums would probably implode if I showed him HCTI.
>your music
You mean the music you listen to? Because "your music" makes it sound like it's an accessory like a T-shirt or a hat. Which could be a bit understandable if you actually made "your music".
>driving in car with good friend
>decide to put the great annihilator by swans on
>skip to she lives
>get about two minutes in
>'anon this sounds like purgatory'
>turn it off
>never tell anyone about swans again
Has anyone ever shown a normie The Residents? I'd love to know how they reacted.
>>66076134
do you?
it really doesnt matter what im listening to, anyone who decides to listen will recoil in fear and say some shit along the lines of "WHAT THE FUUUUUCCCC IS THIS SHIT B R O ?!?!?!!!??"
even if its some normal everyday shit like zeppelin or something
>>66079677
these people arent even worth talking to what are you doing
This reminded me.
One time at university, I stepped into an elevator wearing a tshirt of the show The Young Ones.
This girl got on with me and after a few seconds said with a scoff
"Oh, The Rolling Stones! Finally somebody with some decent taste around this uncultured school!"
I was very confused and just kinda laughed.
>>66077394
Harsh Noise is listened for timbre and texture.
Pulse Demon is not that good tho
>>66075494
>Achilles Last Stand
"They stole this from Iron Maiden"
"sounds like a poppier boards of canada"
ok
>>66083565
Oh dear fuck please stop. Even if this isn't real I don't want to see more of this just please cease this activity.
>>66078297
I am genuinely disgusted.
I am sorry.
Sounds like something that'd happen at my high school honestly.
>>66078700
Tell me what that was. Please.
>>66083168
I showed them to my gf.
She found them terrifying at first, but likes them now for how weird and funny they are.
>>66078658
You should get some more isolating/passive noise cancelling headphones. Your ears adjust to continuously loud environment, but the threshold of damage is still the same
>friend says he likes Modest Mouse
>doesn't know he's only heard Float On
>put on the Lonesome Crowded West
>Teeth Like God's Shoeshine comes on
>"Who is this, anon, I can't stand screamo"
I only really show music to people I'm close with.
And usually, when I get close to people, it's partially because we share some musical interest or one is introducing the other to new music.
If music is brought up in another scenario I either just play semi normie stuff that would make good background if it's ignored.
>>66078700
What song/band/album? My curiosity has been piqued
>>66083727
That's awesome, and I'd say that's pretty much everyone's experience if they like them lol
Too fucking many to count.
>Play Singapore by Tom Waits in my dorm room last semester
>friend looks at me as if it's the worst song ever
>says "this just sounds like electroswing"
>he's a fucking jazz major
>Play Radio by The Avalanches also in my dorm room
>friend asks if this is "noise music"
>same guy also says Cocteau Twins are bad because they're "just glossolalia"
>Play So. Central Rain by R.E.M. in friends dorm room freshman year
>friend says it's "way too sappy"
>room almost unanimously agrees
>rest of the night consists of them playing Journey shit and other 80s power ballads
>>66074163
https://youtu.be/CBauLHGEM3o
This once came up on my Spotify playlist and someone told me exactly the same.
Is this some kind of normie meme I'm not aware of? Everything that bores me is mall-core?
>in regards to Nil Admiral
>is this death metal
>>66074163
>"Sounds like a ripoff of the shins"
was actually ripping off the national
>Sounds like electronic whale farts
well they definitely weren't wrong
>show my friend bob dylan like a rolling stone
>listens to 10 seconds and turns it off and calls it shit
Honestly people in slovenia have such shit taste in music. I have never met anybody that actually listens to albums fully. They just rather listen to songs. Also how the fuck can you tell if a song is gonna be good in 10 seconds.
>>66074163
My friend said the same thing about this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDbeqj-1XOo
"This song (Give Life Back to Music) sounds like Get Lucky"
Maybe cause it's a fucking nu-disco album you fucking pleb get out of my car
>>66076872
nice
>Listening to Faxing Berlin by Deadmau5
"This is annoying."
>>66074163
>coworker only listens to classical or imagine dragons-tier plebe-pop
>puts on Lonely Island
"all rap is crap unless it's funny"
>this is making me nervous
what the fuck really. what did they mean by this?
if I played this for a friend I think they'd say "what is this.. nirvana?"
"This is very patrician"
>>66086500
>Rap is crap, hahaha. See, all you have to do is make a rhyme like that! It doesn't even take talent!
These people are a scourge.
>"oh are they the gay band that sings bad"
>>66085015
This triggers me
>>66079587
YEAH JUNGLIST MUSIC?
JUNGLE MUSIC, IS IT?
>>66086525
My aunt heard me play Big Black once back in my teen years and she thought it was Nirvana.
She liked it though, so that's cool I guess
>Endtroducing playing
>"this is great background music"
i suppose
>why are middle aged men singing about teenage problems
you could've picked something else to complain about, but you chose that.
>put on music
>leave room for a few minutes and come back
>"anon your music has been stuck on repeat"
>"what"
>its steve reich's music for 18 musicans
>girl I like overhears chad reading Melvins lyrics
>"This sounds like a Sims conversation!"
>mfw
>this is making me uncomfortable please change it
>>66074246
dude thats elevator music.
>>66087813
weezer?
>>66075577
that's my reaction to tom waits too
>put on lo-fi
>"did you record this?"
>>66083159
>tfw you brought your radio rock friend to a Swans concert
>>66074246
VAUGHAN WAS MAKING POST-VAPORWAVE BEFORE THE THINGS VAPORWAVE EMUKATES EXISTED.
>>66079573
>it sounds like a vacuum cleaner
You don't even have to tell me what album that is.
>>66088047
blink 182
>>66087941
kek
>>66088256
EMULATES* WEW
"Turn that nigger music down!"
-My grandpa
>Can we listen to Weird Al?
>"Garden of Delete"
>>66082108
The music's failure to engage or compel the listener is as valid as any other criticism.
>put on Sonic Youth
>"Anon, is this even music? It just sounds like noise to me."
>mfw it was fucking Daydream Nation
>>66074279
>>Can't even name a single David Bowie or Bob Dylan song
SATIRE
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>>66079999
This happens to me every time. Fucking headache inducing.
>>66074246
on hold-core
"lamb of god makes my ears bleed"
>>66076822
Fanboy and Chum Chum the album... It really is Summer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSyBzBuQMwQ
>>66074246
This sounds like roller coaster tycoon music
>>66085015
Wow. That last one though. I'm sorry anon.
>>66074163
>This is just screamo music right?
*is Nirvana*
>>66074628
watermelon man is my jam
>music isn't supposed to be hard... they put too much effort into this. music is about how you feel in the moment
>>66087619
She in london
>>66089287
this
this and chameleon
>I could probably see that being used in like, the title screen of a game or something
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wc25xw3s5fE
I wanted to fucking puke.
>>66080502
Who would unironically like nightcore?
>>66089548
Weebs.
>Radiohead's The National Album was good until the horns came in
[INTESIFYING INTESIFIES]
>>66089643
Anthem*
FUCK
Kind of unrelated but might as well
>dad has a pretty sizeable record collection
>he is always talking about his Bob Dylan records, in that he took care of them well
>his record player broke a long time ago and he never bothered to get a new one.
>one day I surprise him with a record player I bought at a garage sale.
>seems pretty excited about it
>get out some of his records to choose from
>hold up Blood On The Tracks
>he says 'Nah, I don't really like him, he doesn't sing to good.'
Wish I had made this shit up.
>>66089333
sorry anon, no
>>66074163
>Put on Little Honda by Yo La Tengo
>Dad comes in
>"Wow, haha! Stoner music! It's sure been a while..."
>>66089744
Your dad sounds like quite the madman
"that sounds like elevator music" is the most popular insult for my favorite band
I unironically love Phish and go to at least 5 shows a year
https://youtu.be/jx0RvQul1Bs
>wasn't this on Guitar Hero?
>listening to vaporwave
>"This sounds like elevator music"
>nod
>>66075389
>it sounds like a christmas song
I got this while listening to In Dream of the Sea life by Candy Claws
>>66081767
>jam bands
>implying they aren't an acquired taste
>>66091350
They are, that's what I mean. It wasn't even a jam though, it was the composed part of Chalk Dust
If it was some 20+ Gin or something I'd get it, but it was during one of their much more straightforward songs
>>66091470
Oh dern. Just asking, whats your favorite Phish set? I like Aubrun Hills 1997 (the 2nd one is the best). Im just looking for some good phish sets
"this is trippy af"
>>66091583
Lately I've been going back to the LivePhish series, set 2 of vol. 4 is amazing and chill, great to drift to sleep to.
Also the entire epic Mike's Groove on vol. 10 is amazing and makes me smile like nothing else
/mu/ needs a jam band/phish general thread
>listening to vaporwave unironically with gf
>"anon this sounds like elevator music"
>proceed to tell the bitch to fuck off
>"i listen to vaporwave cause im a meme lord"
>"its just diana ross slowed down and looped"
>"you dont understand me and you never will"
>"b-but anon i love you"
>"we can not date if you dont listen to all the underground music i listen to, today everyone just listens to whats readily available to them on the radio like plebs. I however find my music the old fashioned way by listening to every album in existence and critiquing it based off my own standards which pretty much means how popular it is like a true gentleman"
>"what are you talking about?"
>proceeds to shove gun in mouth and blow my brains all over he pregnant belly.
Fucking normies
>This thread
>>66076228
whitch french rapper ?
>>66092052
you stole this from another thread shit for dick
>>66092083
How about u suk a dik bitch?
>>66092144
you know some people don't even try
>>66092168
Try what? What are you implying?
My mom get annoyed of the screams of Animall Colective in the last scream.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7ytPNb75Ho
>>66074163
>where is the singer?!
>why they music last to long!?
>>66089744
yea but he's right
he sounds like an overly excitable autist
>>66090581
nigga did you take that from the aux cord thread
"You dont look like you listen to this."
>this is very nice, sounds like music from medieval times
Said by my 78 year old grandmother about Death In June and other neofolk acts when i was playing it in the car
Where do you guys find all these pleb friends from? I've never had anything like this happen to me.
>>66092857
You are asocial (a neckbeard)
People here call my music taste shit all the time
>>66093033
If you like shit games like risk, im not surprised.
"I don't like all that screaming."
>>66093195
Second
>>66074628
Chameleon would make for some damn entuziastic porn. That'd be great.
>>66093059
OH FUCK
>>66092083
does this count as furry
>>66089162
>>66079649
I'm crying
When I first started out, about a year ago
>"What the fuck, is this supposed to be a song?"
>"Cringe thread?"
>"2/10"
And now, after 5 hours of piano practice a day for 3 months and 4 hours a day of production and songwriting research for about the same amount of time
>"Love the sampling along with piano parts, really good. Ethereal "
"holy fuck this is great"
>"Great shit man, I like the "drop" around 5:30 on the first track.Gonna download them when I get on my cpu, really enjoy noise paired with a piano"
>"yaaaass more noise"
>"this is perfect"
Success !
>>66089542
I could actually see the instrumentals being used in a title screen, its almost perfect.
>Your music is depressing anon
>>66093600
You have inspired me.
>>66074163
>Why is it called eurobeat when they sing in Japanese.
>>66093600
what the fuck, was this supposed to be a post? Screencap for cringe thread? 2/10.
>>66085015
You have to kill them anon. There's no other choice.
friend commenting on mbv's she found now
"why would you add static"
>>66093833
stop trying so hard
you don't deserve those digits
>>66090312
top lel
>>66076639
I should also mention that the same guy has classified; Death Grips, Strawberry Jam by AnCo, and King Crimson as "screamo"
>>66074896
FCUK
>This is scary.
>>66091663
>trippy
>lush
>eargasm/eargasmic
>noisy
Anyone who uses these words to describe music EVER needs to leave.
>play a minor threat song
>this isn't even music!
>goes back to listening to the 1975, fall out boy and 21 pilots
>>66074163
MY dad often uses the line "Sounds like black people" and thinks he's being hilarious every time. Happens with any style of black American music from any period of history. Was even more embarrassing when I had friends.
>with old english teacher(female) thats into dadrock and has knowledge of TVU
>decide to get a good laugh
>show her the first few seconds of machine gun by peter brotzmann
>what the hell is this techno? this sounds like serial killer music?
I'm not even mad i got what i wanted in the end. Can anyone tell me how free jazz and techno are in any way similar lmao
>>66094066
>Can anyone tell me how free jazz and techno >are in any way similar lmao
I'm sure john zorn will explain it all
>>66074896
TRIGGERED AF RIGHT NOOOOOOW
>show my dad a track
>weird synths come in with some sci-fi samples
>he throws me against the wall
>THE MARTIANS ARE COMIN'
>GET THE SHOT GUN MARGRET
>LITTLE
>GREEN
>MEN
he thinks he is so fucking funny
>>66075577
Become sexually attracted to men, it is the only way to escape the whores
>>66076357
>>66076364
That's a nice lie you tell yourself?
>>66076639
Rape their families and kill them
>>66074611
Fucking kek
>how can you drive to this, it's putting me to sleep
you just don't live in the chill zone like i do, its okay. sleep now.
>>66089033
NO ITS NOT POPTIMIST SHUT THE FUCK UP
>>66085015
>>rest of the night consists of them playing Journey shit and other 80s power ballads
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Friend says he likes metel...asks if he likes slayer, he then tells me he never heard of slayer so of course I show him this
>Oh anon what is this edgy teenage death metal shit?
Find out the only metal he's ever listened to is power
>>66074239
what did bitch say anon?
>>66094478
>Implying power metal is metal
>>66094478
Tell eric liles to kill himself
>>66089341
Pleb
>Sounds like a homeless guy and a gassy whale got a hold of some shitty synths
>>66095016
GONNA SNEEZE THIS BOTTLE IN HALF
>>66095016
But that's exactly what happened....
>>66074163
>sounds like shit
like >>66074228 said
only my closest friends try not to be jerks about it
>>66094036
thats funny though
>>66074163
"Sounds like crashing drums and shit" - all of Moustache (half a scissor) by based Mr. Oizo
Here's a song from it https://youtu.be/AZ_1RfBOMEI
>listening SFTB in some boring af class a few years ago in highschool
>this girl that had a crush on me walks in and sits with me
>"Hey anon, what are you listening?
>Show her the album art
>OMG I LOVE S-SWANS. I REALLY LIKE *looks at my phone* HEL-HELPLESS CHILD
>"Yeah? Nice, i love them too. Whats your favorite album?"
>"Umm... Like... Everyone of them"
>"Wanna hear?" I give her an earphone
>After five or seven minutes she just take it off
The same thing happend while listening to ys and bjork
She liked some nice bands tho
>>66095582
Did you fuck her?
>>66095016
Correct
>>66093939
You need better friends anon...
>>66089316
Oh, fuck no. This one has so much feeling AND technique. This one is my #1, it's hard to share it with Fools.
>this is screamo, just like My Chemical Romance.
>Have new 15 year old step sister in car who I very rarely see
>She has a big crush on me and its weird
>Driving her somewhere in my car
>Playing something by Tame Impala because Currents just came out
>"OMG this is so trippy! Its like being on acid! This girl I know that has dreadlocks also listens to them, you should burn me a CD of your music!"
>>66082943
I played the live version of Daily Routine from this tour for my girlfriend and she said it gave her anxiety and kept turning it off
>>66074628
That happens every time I put on an Isley Brothers song
>"It sounds like he's playing the guitar with a knife"
>>66096628
what song?
>>66096645
paperhouse by can
>>66096694
Jesus Christ, insulting Can? That's pretty fucked desu.
>>66075340
Flying lotus?
>>66096911
"Why do you listen to such sad stuff? lmao. No wonder you're so depressed anon"
>>66093999
desu a lot of ambient music is really ominous, epic, and grandiose so that's not a terrible descriptor of that album from what I've heard of it. If the person meant that as a negative though, that's kinda stupid.
