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Elitist metal edition
Old >>65974998
>>65979082
Holy fuck I hate these type of covers so much
>>65979112
Why?
>>65979164
He's clearly an elitist
>>65979164
It's like they try to be some scientific master image for beautiful minds but they come out as shit that means nothing
>>65979179
your ancestors are elitist you ricchion
>>65979182
you wat now
it's like you're projecting your own issues with authenticity pretention onto everything when they were just trying out the panorama function of their phone cam
>>65979322
you wat now
it's like you're projecting your own issues with authenticity pretention onto everything when I was just trying to explain why I don't like something
>>65979381
a simple "it looks like shit" woulda been enough
>>65979410
I have time to spend
what is the fanbase of moonsorrow
>>65979597
Wolfshirts
>>65979673
hot
>>65979597
hipsters
>>65979768
when did hipsters start liking folk black metal
folk black metal is practically MMORPG music
>tfw on a seriously bad one and based Watership Down brings you back to earth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQxba8NBW2A
>>65979789
Pagan black is literally the next thing in bm hipsters will ruin
currently listening to this...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHBBleKFlfk
At least hipsters will never ruin metal that advocates worldwide nuclear warfare, right?
>>65979836
hate
Aren't alot of those pagan black nsbm? How would hipsters like them then?
>>65979893
ironically
>pagan black
Not a real genre
Okay what's some hipster-proof metal? I mean metal you can't wear a shirt of in your instagram selfies.
Obviously there's glam metal, nu-metal and power metal.
What else?
>>65979859
>hipster this hipster that
Fuck off you whiny little bitch
>>65979931
party folk metal
>>65979931
weebgrind
>>65979836
>being so insecure you let a fanbase "ruin" your musical experience
>>65979931
Stop getting triggered so easily
>>65979082
>mfw someone listens to black metal near me
>>65979931
Brutal Death and Slam are probably pretty safe, kind of niche interests within DM and having half the songs about brutally murdering and raping women would preclude the sjw crowd from being interested
>>65979931
>>65979931
Slam/brutal death/goregrind because the album covers are way too unacceptable to be worn by people who aren't trying to make that image
Same for lots of war metal, hipsters won't want to wear a shirt by The Christraping Goatfuckers
And honestly all metal is hipster proof if you go outside the top 5 bands
The only shirt of a band you should like that most hipsters own is HLTO and they don't even listen to the album
>>65979931
Power and vanilla prog metal
>>65979931
Cannibal Corpse
>relatively well known so no kvlt cred
>misogynistic
>never going to do anything 'interesting'
>nasty artwork that just is what it is, and offers no prospect of le ironic kitschy splatter
airtight tbqh
>>65979961
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9hC8Y0OkAE
wait for it...
Of course hipsters love those racially charged music. Where do you think Peste Noire dickriding came from
>>65980017
>war metal
>>65980008
literally this, senpai
Why are you faggots so obsessed with hipsters Jesus
Fuck off to DMU
>>65980038
sacrifice yourself, d-gener8
>>65980017
i've seen Blasphemy cover art in babyfur wank material, war metal is "ironic brutal music" at this point, just like Cannibal Corpse.
>>65980055
Fuck, i'm selling my shirt
>>65979931
Mallcore
>>65980087
because the best way to prove you don't care about the image is to obsessively rail on the people who do, obviously
>implying hipsters like Nokturnal Mortum
Pagan black is safe guys
>>65980109
>not having your self-image locked down for life
>>65980098
>i've seen Blasphemy cover art in babyfur wank material
I'm sickened but curious
>>65980087
Metal has been obsessed with REMOVE UNTRVE since the 90s man
>>65980098
>i've seen Blasphemy cover art in babyfur wank material
absolutely degenerate
>>65980109
That's a cool doggy.
What do you think about this cat?
>>65980121
Lol hipsters love Voice of Steel
>>65980109
But we care about image and there's nothing wrong with that.
Posers were never criticized for caring about image, they're criticized for caring ONLY about image.
>>65979931
ODSM
Anal Cunt
Gwar
Hades Archer
Sadistik Exekution
>>65980176
good addition to the band desu
>>65979931
All djent except Meshuggah and atmoshit like Tesseract
>>65980179
FUCK THIS I'M OUT
sjw and hipsters are not the same thing and they do not correlate. "brutal" was made hipster long ago with cannibal corpse, met lot of people who fall under the hipster category who listened to them
>>65980173
Why did the other penguins just stold there and watch?
>>65980250
hilariously, the most likely thing is that they were trying their best to ignore, as the walrus is known to eat the penguin after he busts da nut
guys what's your favorite summer metal album?
>inb4 sunbather
>>65980173
>tfw no qt penguin to tenderly rape
>>65980245
>they do not correlate
they kinda do
>>65979931
Dimmu fucking Borgir.
my hipster English teacher got super butthurt by my Puritanical Euphoric Misanthropia shirt back in high school.
She never gave a shit about my Cannibal Corpse shirts though.
>>65980268
Bro that's a sea lion
>>65979931
Only nu metal is safe because it's regarder as ignorant music by hipsters. Everything they see as having some sort of face value that makes them edgy and "different", like the brutality of DM and derivates, the kvltness of black and hell even the vintage appeal of glam attracts them. They just do it in a desperate attempt to be seen as valuable people so everything's good.
>>65980277
Couple of years ago it was Kvelertak's Meir or whatever.
This year?
Probably Virus.
>>65980309
oh shit it is
i thought i has seen tusks
>>65980322
Meir is pretty summery, agreed. Whose album is virus?
>Can't find the studio version of Speak english or die anywhere in youtube
Fuck Jewtube
>>65980357
Sorry, mate. I meant Memento Collider BY Virus. Released a couple of days ago.
>cover of one of the easiest to play death metal songs
>almost 250,000 views
Women are nothing more than a fucking meme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCn74DgcVQM
>>65980386
>youtube covers
>not a meme in general
>>65980381
i'll check it out bro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iME7C0Y7YHg
>>65980340
Yeah but walruses have more identifying features than just tusks, they have next to no fur, bushy mustache like whiskers, and ear holes instead of flaps
You gotta improve your zoological skills mang
>>65980405
Some memes are just too dank
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ju1FiSt0TOY
What's the best death metal band ever and why is it demilich?
>>65980423
i'm actually aware of that but the video wasn't exactly HQ
>next to no fur
didn't know that at all though, i'm assuming they use fat to keep warm then?
>>65980443
>that arm
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
i mean no hyperbole when i say that that arm singlehandedly weighs more than me
>>65980444
it's actually Lykathea Aflame
nice digits though
>>65980443
That tremolo riff is fucking killer
>>65980494
Oh yeah dude walrus blubber ain't no joke. They're skin itself is about an inch thick, and then below that they can have up to 6 inches of blubber
>>65980555
thiccer than those digits
>>65980443
i got more swole from watching that
>>65980443
>tfw Karl was ultra handsome and became a fatty instead of a god
>>65980625
how do you fuck up that bad
>>65980625
how do you devolve that fucking badly
that's like if Varg became Corpsegrinder
>>65980644
invoking the gods is a high calorie affair
What's some good metal guys? I feel like nothing can move me anymore.
>mfw foobar randomly puts on Bloodbatch's RtC
>>65980797
>>65980797
Have you been listening to metal made after or before 1993?
>>65980797
i'm digging the new revocation single...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=282&v=Bab2nJRTncU
>>65980797
check out OG jap tapes from the 90s
What do you guys think of the second coming of Caladan Brood?
>>65981020
What was the big deal about Caladan Brood again?
>>65981140
Summoning clone
>>65981140
It's summoning but not
>>65981140
It's basically Summoning.
And since Summoning release albums at a sluggish pace, anything that's basically Summoning deserves to be regarded highly for doing Summoning's job when Summoning aren't.
>>65981020
I hope it's gonna be as good as Summoning.
Summoning Summoning Summoning, Summoning?
Summoning Summoning Summoning Summoning.
Summoning Summoning Summoning Summoning, Summoning Summoning Summoning!
>>65981285
Who's the cutest Summoning? Protector or Silenius?
Remember that Protector made Ice Ages and Silenius made Kreuzweg OST.
>>65981324
protectr got made with ur mom though LOL
>>65981224
I wonder if Caladan brood will ever release a follow up. The literally disappeared off the map after releaseing echoes of battle.
is this menswear metal
>>65981352
unlikely
but my mom kinda likes Summoning so you never know
>>65981406
They're Norwegian, hang out in Oslo for a week and you'll see pretentious fuckers dressed like that like it's casual wear.
>>65979931
slavic folk
>>65981380
Last post on their facebook was in january 2014
Maybe that means they're hard at work.
Or not.
>>65981465
well, other norwegian metal acts look quite different
>>65980042
I have a hard time understanding how hipsters can like Peste Noire since that dude is a drunk racist/nationalist. Unless they think it's cool because he's not German or of their own nationality, which would be some pretty hardcore cognitive dissonance.
>>65981543
>that dude is a drunk racist/nationalist
all political -isms are very hipster
>>65980042
>>65981543
they like Peste Noire because of Neige's involvement, and use a heavy dose of irony to sustain it.
>>65981543
Relations with their favorite hipster band Alcest. Literally no other reason behind it, they just read Neige was in a band called Peste Noire before so clearly their hipster asses have to go and pretend to enjoy a drunk chubby french man singing about racist shit and getting drunk.
It's pretty amazing how far hipsters will go to preserve their image. So far that they have to make videos trying to explain away the racism and explain how they're 100% listening to it because they are so deep and interesting and see black metal as an art form rather than noise and how special that makes them compared to normal people.
>>65981709
Kek.
Sadly it makes sense though.
>>65981563
Hence the universal adoption of the "40's nazi sides-shaven" cut. I get it now.
>>65981808
Alcest is enjoyable shoegaze desu
>>65981865
Their albums have too much filler but they're alright.
why do we have two threads?
>>65981923
only way to contain the shitposting
I've never seen a hipster at the two Goatmoon shows I've been at, and those were in recent years
>>65981973
Did you try looking in the mirror?
>>65981989
nice try but no
>>65981994
But yes.
At least one BM band will forever be safe from hipsters.
>>65981973
i really doubt they would ever go
>>65981973
Finns scare hipsters.
They're just as drunk and racist as the French, they've just not got pretty French words and faces to make up for all that. They've just got more alcohol and knives.
>>65982032
but hipsters love knifes
and drunk racist jokes
you all mistake hipsters for gays, silly billies
it's too late tho, thank your stupidity
>>65982019
Too bad it's too bad for anyone else to enjoy.
>>65982019
nigga looking skeletal
But for real, when someone said Moonsorrow attracted hipsters that is only because Anthony Fantano reviewed them, they are in a weird spot where only a few people in the metal scene actively listen to them, the others seem to enjoy them but not enough to buy their stuff, they are in a weird position between underground and "overground" and I don't want to imagine their money problems when touring
Sometimes I think people here get too caught up in their ironic memery to realize that they are in fact hipsters.
>>65982126
>ironic memery
What does this mean exactly?
>>65982109
The word is "mainstream", not "overground", and no one cares about Moonsorrow except plebs.
>>65982144
It means memeing with a "self-aware" sense of irony. Similar to hipster liking something because it's so weird or bad or gauche.
>>65982171
I don't understand all this, I thought hipsters listened to Hip Hop and indie music, what does any of this have to do with irony? They also wear faggy clothing, I don't think I know what a hipster is
>>65982171
do they really like it tho?
I mean Nuit Noire is silly and stuff but they got some fucking good riffs.
>this much discussion about hipsters
do you guys wanna talk about metal
>>65982222
>listens to KMFDM once
>>65982193
I was at no point talking about Nuit Noire. Have you replied to me accidentally.
>>65982188
You have a narrow definition of hipsters, yes.
>>65982222
If we wanted to, we would be.
This guy is GODDAMN HILARIOUS
https://youtu.be/iqk-FMIMAg0
>>65982222
KOLUMBINE KWADS
SHOOT AT RANDOM AND POST SOME FUCKING INDUSTRIAL BM, YOU UNDERAGE PORN ADDICTS
>>65982222
I bet you're just butthurt because you're a hipster with 93 fallujah listens
>>65982222
>said mr. drunk shitposter doge over here this fucking guy
THIS IS THE BEST DIO SONG AND YOU CAN NOT PROVE ME WRONG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9nfVrusSMg
>>65982255
>proof:
It isn't holy diver
>>65982271
Good song
>>65982229
you called, buddy?
>>65982239
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjZggdGYZP0
BUILD UP A WALL
BRICK BY FUCKING BRICK
UNITED WE FALL
UNDER A FLAG OF SHIT
>>65982314
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzkiJJ_NkD0
>>65981517
kekd at atillas forehead.. goddamn , that's tall
>>65982334
not IBM
>>65982334
I remember when I had to borrow this CD from my cousin because he didn't have the original CD and I wanted to listen to that particular song, so I thought I listened to Pink Floyd when it was in fact Korn the entire time
>>65979597
:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>65982371
:DDD
:DDDDD
POST YOUR BIGGEST AND BEST MEMES NOW
>>65982419
dogger and meower are the freshest memes on the block
>>65982419
I don't just give away memes for free anon.
>>65982419
I win
>>65982450
HE WHO DIES WITH THE BEST MEME WINS
>tfw actually want to go to this
>>65982419
>>65982458
No I win
>>65982477
>memegod abrocalypse
>>65982419
>>65982477
Why does Arkona always play with shit bands
>>65982570
because arkona a shit
>>65982419
here a fresh vaporwave album art i just made
HELLO ME
MEET THE REAL ME
>>65982477
Fleshgod Apocalypse is one of the few bands that actually annoy me
>>65982699
tell that to my fucking face i dare you
>>65982813
HELLO ME
IT'S ME AGAIN
>>65982876
that's one Big Bat Cock
>>65983020
The balls are pretty impressive
>>65982419
>>65982699
>>65982813
>>65982875
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rwPPrxjqKY
>>65983217
Goddamn the wordplay on this show
All black clothes and DMs
metal???
>>65983310
I wear this
>>65983310
DM's?
>>65983020
it's called a schwing
>>65983357
Doctor Martens
>>65982419
FIND IN YOUR MIND THE SAIYAN...
>>65983357
dick massage
>>65983390
RAGE
>>65983390
BUT WHY?
>>65983217
this is some Earl Sweatshirt-tier shit
>>65982419
>>65980381
ayyyy there's new virus out?? how the fuck did that slip past me
listening
solid
>>65983428
YOU FUCKING WIGGER FUCK OFF
>>65983547
TOO WHITE FOR THE BLACK KIDS AND TOO BLACK FOR THE WHITE KIDS
Did you guys ever notice the similarities in Dave's delivery on Sweating Bullets and Tornade of Souls?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cxlpFSCUYc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOnKCcjP8Qs
>>65982155
Not caring for Moonsorrow is pleb
>>65983590
Whatever fagtano
>>65982718
Why so?
I really enjoy songs like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXOucG8rM5k
>>65982580
triggered
>>65983655
Why does metal hate Fantano so much?
>>65980381
>Memento Collider BY Virus
oh fuck didn't know Carl-Michael Eide releases a new album, great
hope it's longer than oblivion clock
>>65983745
I don't like the people he is associated with and lately he's been acting more like those people so I quit watching him about a year ago.
here's a vid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=220eDjcDSlM
>>65983745
he's a tourist
Whats some dm like None so Vile? I really like that album, its brutal yet easy to enjoy, throws around a lot of groove, great songwriting. Need dm with that kind of groove and breakdowns. No shitty slam pls.
>>65983877
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFt56Qlt52M
>>65983745
>tfw Fantano gave bitterman approved metal 9/10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SaiXRdS1gl0
>>65983910
That the shittiest slam you got senpai?
>>65983877
You might like Trample the Weak, Hurdle the Dead
SHOULD I GO SEE KAMELOT LIVE IN 2 MONTHS?
>>65984025
yes. girls with big titties who wear corsets go to see kamelot
>>65984020
I think i listened to it once and didnt think much of it, gonna check it out again
Who is the biggest edgelord in all metal?
Hard mode: he never killed or harmed anyone
>>65984110
Euronymous
>>65984140
>tried to kill varg
>>65983586
The only thing I care about when listening to Tornado of Souls is the riffs and Marty's solo
>Listening to Megadeth for the vocals
>>65984110
>*teleports behind you*
>whisper: 'Nothing personal, pleb.'
>blasts you with a teaser of his upcoming album
>you barf all over your CC shirt
>arrogant: 'Tsk, how quaint.'
>*naruto-runs away into the dark*
>>65984157
>he still believes varg
>>65984110
Ildjarn's final statement was pretty edgy.
>>65984176
>he believes Norwegian elliot rodgers
>>65984157
> he never killed or harmed anyone
YOU
ONLY
LIVE
ONCE
JUST
GO
FUCKING
NUTS
>>65984203
>Norwegian elliot rodgers
fugin keke lmao anon you really keep me proud, bitch
>>65984251
didn't this cunt die
shit on his grave
>>65984110
here he is >>65984267
>>65984110
Dave Mustaine
>>65984110
OPEN THE DOOR JEHOVAH YOU WHORE
who is the most savage metal musician ?
frank mullen
>>65984417
literally fucking me
preachercrawling signing on niggas fucking tombstones
>>65984432
hxcore
>>65984447
damn right
>>65984432
but being a musician implies you can play an instrument
so far i only know that you are 12yo and can't sing for shit
Whaddya reckon?
>>65984509
I reckon you're mighty pleb
I haven't listened to Pantera in years, and I know they get shit on a LOT, but I gave CFH a spin recently and I was pleasantly surprised, I still enjoy some of the songs. Overall I think that album is pretty solid, it's a pity they instantly abandoned the style with Vulgar Display of Power.
Anyway, it's wierd how the bad treat it as a cut off point of "acceptable" Pantera music, since they disowned Power Metal as well as everything before it.
>>65984509
going back to grind as soon as this shit weather stops
>>65984490
i can play the piano pretty legit though
too bad you can't use a piano to make some sick ass synthpop or else the fucking Knife would be kissing the pieces of rubber in my feet that passes for boots
>>65984417
these guys?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fv0JqUVjNh8
>>65984567
I am sincerely disgusted with how much you seem to like OF. Tyler's a gifted producer and all but only Earl has lyrics that aren't retarded.
>>65984670
Earl's early lyrics are literally the only ones who go full horrocore though, where every song is essentially an edgy teen fantasy described with some sicc wordplay
dope shit mate
Best intestine baalism song
>2:34
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9XfzHsrbt4
>>65984701
Yes, and if you read what I wrote, you'll notice I list Earl as the only one without stupid lyrics.
As in I agree Earl has dope lyrics. The others do not, especially Tyler
>>65984793
oh i thought you just meant lyrical content
>>65984818
I think in a few years Tyler might try and get serious, mature a bit and it's possible he'll release a really great album. It's just weird that Earl, who is the youngest, did that first.
what is the metal equivalent on 2001: A Space Odyssey ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXL18BMSP3Q
what kind of metal is this ?
>>65984876
Literally not even metal
>>65984509
more circlejerking, also that you can never listen to enough swans
>>65984567
>tfw used to play piano perfectly when i was like 10yo
>stopped because family reasons
>forgot everything down to the basic scaling and lost all my coordination to play
I'M FUCKING NOTHING
>>65984862
shit where is that cosmic metal chart
>>65984876
i consider it grindcore.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbUHf8_yb2M
Albums where the drummer is blatantly better than the lead guitar
>>65984898
god dammit topsters hasn't worked for me in a month. is there an alternative?
>>65984935
Albums where the drumming is blatantly the only decent thing in it
>>65984876
Deathgrind.
So everyone's agreed that this is probably going to be the best album of the year, right?
>>65984956
my dik
