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>>65878887
>>65886400
This just proves that blackies are the biggest /memetal/ shitposters
does /meal/ like this album?
>>65886437
Sick as fuck
>>65886437
i love it desu
>>65886437
/metal/ here
yeah it's pretty good
FUCK OFF
i heard this band's name get thrown around.
gave it a listen. disliked it at first, thought it might be pretentious.
after a while i started to like it. then i realized it might be genius.
i think i'll keep it around.
what do you guys think?
Whats some essential folk metal?
Can someone dump some metal charts?
>>65886509
HE FELL FOR THE MEME
>>65886512
alestorm
>>65886544
YOU FELL FOR THE MEME
I'M A SAILOR PEG
AND I LOST MY LEG
CLIMBING UP TOP SAILS
I LOST MY LEEEEEEEEEEG
Hey this is actually kind of okay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L80-6klL0Zw
>>65886579
that's from one of their worst album desu
if you like that you might love their other output but then again you might hate it too
listen to From Enslavement to Obliteration/Enemy of the Music Business/Time Waits for No Slave
what do you think ?
>>65886670
I'd "bat her" if you know what I mean
>>65886670
Better than anything released by blackies
>>65886670
i kek'd
Can I talk about Rhapsody here?
What the fuck happened to them? each new album is worst than the last. is it because Luca Turilli is not with them anymore?
>>65886509
Have you been enlightened by your intelligence yet?
>>65886633
Yeah, I've heard Scum and From Enslavement... and I really got into those. I already knew the later 90s albums were not as good but then I heard that track I posted and I was surprised to hear it was actually pretty good.
Just downloaded
Rhapsody Of Fire - Into The Legend [Limited Edition] (2016)
and
Rhapsody of Fire - Dark Wings of Steel [2013]
and shit has no sould, it sounds fucking dead. I will just keep them for the sake of having the complete discography, but I won't be listening to these shitty albums.
>>65886751
Last one
>>65886751
Good chart.
>>65886714
>>65886781
>tfw I just listened to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYzYo-XJfUI and I actually liked it a lot
I don't know how to feel
COME ON HAVE A SEAT
WE'LL BE WITH YOU SHORTLY
>>65886789
Thank you sir
>albums too /metal/ for /metal/
>brexit wins
/metal/ for this feel?
>>65886437
its really damn gud
>>65887200
I assume you mean sonic incarnations of shitposting then
case in point
>>65887227
i like this album.
>>65887245
same
it's pretty much audible shitposting though
>>65886400
more transcendental black metal like krallice and yellow eyes?
>>65887227
are you scared of infester?
>>65887314
no
i just assumed that when he said /metal/ instead of metal he meant something shitposty
>>65887357
why are you so scared? don't worry, infester won't kill you
>>65887387
but i like infester
>>65887393
prove it
@65887424
i feel like giving you (You)s is not in my best interest
characteristics of good albums
- good lyrics. an overarching theme helps.
- not too long (ideal length for a metal LP is 30-45 mins)
- unpredictable.
- "bjornstreed" - spid
- not produced by andy sneap
>>65887446
>@
you're not on twitter m8
>>65887200
>this guy again
fuck off and kill yourself
>>65886509
>>65886544
Why has DSO become a meme here?
ON WIIIIINGS AND WINDS WE RIIIIIDE
TOWAAARDS A LAND SO GREEEEN
TAKE ME ACROSS THE HORIZONS TO THE FOOOOREST OF DESTIIIIIIINYYYYYYYYYYY
WHEN WE REACH THAT PLAAAACE
SO FAAAR BEYOND THE SUUUN
WHERE HOPES AND DREAMS COME TRUUUUUE
IN THE FOREST OF DESTIIINYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>65887573
>historical roleplay
>>65887294
PLS
@65887467
>giving out (You)s for free
@65889150
holy shit what a faggot kill yourself
>>65886563
Got it at Metallica - St Anger
>>65887570
Everything is a meme here.
What are you blasting, /metal/?
>>65887638
why did you feel the need to ruin my (You) income
>>65886611
no Enslaved :(((((
>>65887702
>enucucked
>>65887668
i'm blasting yer mum rite now
>>65887762
wew
e
w
>>65887668
Thomas Ligotti solo album when
@65887683
Fuck you fag, I hope you die
>>65887816
>...And as the magic was drained from holy lands, Ancient Wisdom was awoken, and heroes from long ago whispered stories forgotten..
@65887833
No fuck you nigger
@65887833
@65887857
you're both faggots
@65887857
@65887833
be civil guys
How come metal just sounds like annoying noises?
I am amazed at how anyone can listen to it.
Also metal heads please don't accuse me of listening to nothing but pop songs because I don't.
@65887833
reported ;)
>>65887882
nice b8 listen to Twilight Force though
>>65887882
shut the fuck up and listen to illegal slamz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFt56Qlt52M
@65887882
go listen to some pop music fucking pleb
@65887918
Slamz for kids
@65887857
@65887876
@65887878
@65887895
@65887920
stop twitterposting
@65886666
i ain't clicking that shit nigger. nice quads though.
@65887957
You first
@65887957
no u
You fucking memelords are hellbent on killing this general
What's going on here?
@65887983
Who are you replying to?
@65888010
memes desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XI1DD_vJuY
>2:55
>mfw pantera invented bass drops
>mfw by extension pantera slams
>>65888010
everybody in this webm is amazing.
>groundhog man
>man trying to look chinese
>guy trying to send his jaw into space
>androgynous harry potter
>stan laurel
>the guy on the right gets it
@65888007
don't worry this one is too bad to stay
@65887833
@65887857
@65887876
@65887878
@65887882
@65887895
@65887899
@65887918
@65887920
@65887952
@65887957
@65887983
@65887993
@65888003
@65888007
@65888018
@65888026
@65888054
@65888081
kys
@65888070
And especially you
>>65888010
why should i address these individuals as human
>>65886670
mai waifu desu~
@65888105
no u
>>65888070
ginger in the upper right is underrated
>look at crowd in disgust
>better get back to my phone
what's wrong with you waggs
@65888119
you have something against brits ?
what kind of metal is murmuure?
Anything similar?
>>65888180
murmuure is odd ritual industrial Atmoblack
check out Circle of Leth, which predates murmuure for quite a bit
@65888175
yes
@65888131
no u
@65888105
no u
@65888081
fuck of fag
@65888105
<q>kys</q>
kill yourself you underage
>>65888219
do you mean
>dies irae
cuck
>>65888282
rood
@65888269
U blackie or sumffing ?
>>65888219
>Circle of Leth
Thanks, sounds interesting
@65888299
<q>blackie</q>
NEO THRASHERS LEAVE THE HALL
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>tfw haven't slept since i woke up
@65888294 (You)
Sorry I only have low quality (You)s left to give out
>>65888180
L'Acephale
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKoMufKtCsY
>>65887833
>>65887857
>>65887876
>>65887638
>>65887655
>>65887957
>>65887952
>>65887920
>>65887983
>>65887993
>>65888003
>>65888018
>>65888026
>>65888081
>>65888105
>>65888250
>>65888269
>>65888299
Wtf where did this start? Is this some kind of shitty meme I didn't know about
@65888373
<q>able to give out so many (You)s at once</q>
yeesh man, not everyone's as wealthy as you, try not to show off
>>65888373
You're witnessing the bith of a meme, lad
@65888373
All me
>>65888373
(You) economy crash hitting /metal/ hard
what a waste of (You)s
>>65887294
Wolves in the throne room?
@65888319
@65888338
RAW BLACK'D metal xD
>>65888180
qulielfi
Man, this is gnarly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPHYFaZE4BE
TRUE FOREST ROCK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHBDrFQ80Sc
I WANT BLACK SATAN COCK
>tfw using ctrl+f to find out where these shitty (You)s lead to
@65888416
Blackie out
Admit it. You love the new /metal/. You love it to bits.
@65888465
Da
>>65888342
Thanks
>>65888465
Yes, I do in fact like it better than endless DsO shilling and djentposting
So, at what album did you stop liking Megadeth? Countdown for me.
@65888455
kys yourself
>>65888465
fuck off jesse poster
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVPvzX-AeSM
@5888509
You first blackie
@65888465
what's not to like?
@65888425
Average blackie
>65888439
here's half a (You). I couldn't afford a whole one but it's still better than an @
@65888424
kek'd way too much
what an absolute madman
>>65888510
Are you upset?
>>65888600
no, but i'm downset
@65888608
Average blackie pussy
So Adam Gadahn was a metalhead.
>>65888608
that's a a cute meower
@65888578
thanks friend, times are tough and I appreciate anything I can get
you guys are ebin memesters
>>65888632
topkek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgLv5l_lANQ
>>65888692 are too
@65888692
Thanks pham
>>65888656
You can't be this stupid
>>65888692
@65888740
Stop flailing around your (You) privilege
What's wrong with this thread?
Did the cancer finally reach metastasis?
>>65888702
Harsh noise?
reminder that everytime you /meme/ a puppy dies
@65888779
I blame blackie
@65888793
That's metal af
SATAAAN FUCK MEE
>>65886437
>Napalmeme Death
>>65888765
>scam fools claiming you're low on (You)s
>get free (Yous)
>waste (You)s on shitposts in front of poorfags because you can
feels p neat
@65888812
Average blackie
MOMMY WHY
>>65886670
Better than The Satanist.
u guys act like (you)'s is fucking money
<<65888833
Stop ruining the economy
here's a negative (You)
>>65888859
All me
![[HorribleSubs] Fushigi na Somera-chan - 02 [720p].mkv_snapshot_02.41_[2015.11.18_00.52.05].png](https://i.imgur.com/WqsWwit.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Fushigi na Somera-chan - 02 [720p].mkv snapshot 02.41 [2015.11.18 00.52.05]")
>>65888859
>>65888871
>tfw you get sick quadubs
how can you poorfags even compete
@65888865
The most precious of all currencies
Give me some (You) please, im poor.
im going to buy black metal with them
Well, I've been to Hastings
And I've been to Brighton
I've been to Eastbourne too
So what?! So what?!
And I've been here
I've been there
I've been every fucking where
So what?! So what?!
So what?! So what?! (you) boring little cunt
Well, who cares?
Who cares what (you) do?
Yeah, who cares?
Who cares about (you), (you), (you), (you), (you)?
Well, I've fucked a queen
I've fucked Bach
I've even sucked an old man's cock
So what?! So what?!
And I've fucked a sheep
I've fucked a goat
I rammed my cock right down its throat
So what?! So what?!
So what?! So what?! (you) boring little fuck
Well, who cares?
Who cares what (you) do?
And who cares?
Who cares about (you), (you), (you), (you), (you), (you)?
And I've drunk that
I've drunk this
I've spewed up on a pint of piss
So what?! So what?!
I've had skank
I've had speed
I've jacked up until I bleed
So what?! So what?!
So what?! So what?! (you) boring little cunt
Well, who cares?
Who cares what (you) do?
Yeah, who cares?
Who cares about (you), (you), (you), (you), (you), (you)?
Ah ha ha ha
Hey, I've had crabs
I've had lice
I've had the clap and that ain't nice
So what?! So what?!
I've fucked this
I've fucked that
I've even fucked a school girl's twat
So what?! So what?!
So what?! So what?! (you) boring little fuck
Well, who cares?
Who cares what (you) do?
And who cares?
Who cares about (you), (you), (you), (you), (you), (you)?
So fucking what?!
Yeah
@65888912
Fuck you fag I'll be (You) rich again some day, I'll just go post a roll image in another /mu/ thread
>>65888919
here boi
Opinions on this thing? I thought tech death was shit until I heard this absolute masterpiece
I haven't been here in half a year.
What happened.
O SATAN THRUST YOUR BURNING SERPENT INTO MY GAPING ANUS
>>65888948
HOOHAA
What's going on in here?
@65888948
Where do you think you are
>>65888935
>he thinks generals use the same (You)s as regular threads
>he thinks anyone will accept his (You)s here
HOW CAN POORFAGS EVEN COMPETE
@65888919
what a waste of (you)'s
i don't have any but i can give you some memes instead
»65888919
i could only afford a counterfeit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zhi3FmTUFg
>>65888958
AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN
>>65888958
some guy listened to fallujah 93 times
Who Trve here?
@65888959
Average blackie
@65888965
we're memeing faggot join or die
@65888990
damn...
>>65889006
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qex0OjXolzc
>>65888972
In a thread for discussing metal. Though that's clearly not the case
burn this general to the ground
>>65889026
Nice Riffs
@65889043
shut up phag
>>65888958
Goktor - Terminal Magmal feat. Björn 'Speed' Strid
Slam
93 evidence for Fallujah being hipster
(You) economy crashed
@65889040
HA
THANKS FOR THE (YOU) FAGGOT
SATAN FILL ME WITH YOUR WICKED SEED THAT BURNS HOT HOT HOT
@65889040
Leave the hall you don't belong here
>tfw no (you)'s
>>65889081
I can fix that
>>65889043
I DID IT ALL FOR (YOU)S
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTMVOzPPtiw
@65889081
And it's going to stay that way
>preacher starts a shitty /meal/ meme
I had respect for you bruh
This general is pure anadultered autism
>AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zUVuxrXVlw
>this thread
>>65887446
You can pinpoint the exact moment the thread was RUINED
@65889129
Indeed
@65889135
WE SMASH THE GAME
LOOK AT MY COCK! IT BURNS AND DEFORMS, MAKES ME PRAISE THY NAME, OH SATAAAN!!!
@65889128
you can't blame him for the whole general taking the joke way too far
blame me for continuing it instead
>>65889128
>>65889144
(I) don't think we can blame everything on preachercrawling
But hey, I'm going what I can to re-stabilize the (You)conomy
>mfw this general belongs on /s4s/
@65889191
blame you? Sir I would like to shake (You)r hand
I do not regret making /metal/ hate BM and EUPM
>>65887446
There's a reason why you don't engage with obvious shitposters
OH MY GOD THIS IS IT THE FIRST ALBUM IS OUT
HIROSHIMA PIT
death metal is next. eventually every subgenre will be crushed. you have been warned.
Where the fuck is Thantifaxath? I want more material from them.
this general is making me miss slamposting
>>65889128
>>65889144
here's the best part though
you faggots need to force and spam shit beyond belief to make your shit memes
i made one, ONE joke, a joke that was not even intended to be memed, and it grew immediately
I control what gets memed, i control the flow of the content in this general and you can't do shit about it because your life is so exclusively made on memeing on this general that you need to hold to whatever memes pop up or else you find on yourself in a dead garden with nothing to do
get
fucking
memed
@65889302
There's not much that can be memmed about DM, not even Neo-thrash got memmed
O SATAN TRASH ME FURIOUSLY AND VICIOUSLY MAKE YOUR COCK DO BLITZ KRIEG ON MY ANUS
>>65889318
>I control what gets memed,
You clearly don't
>>65889307
In Toronto
@65889277
It's the same reason people don't engage you
>>65889318
>was not even intended to be memed
>I control what gets memed
I hate to break it to you
>>65889026
This is actually better than Gojira
>>65886437
Terrible
>>65889318
get off your high horse
C U C K
Guys, please, let's all calm down and just enjoy this wonderful time, and make the best of it.
>>65889335
So am I. I still can't find them.
Let's all just tripfag and turn this into the new /daily/
@65889410
you're trying too hard you unfunny cuck
>>65889411
look for some guys in black cloaks
shouldn't be too hard to find
So is Abbath supposed to be bad live? I'm watching Hellfest recording and I can't tell anymore
>>65889436
deal
>average slam hater
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gi3qC_zQ4Po
>>65889394
meme on me, anon, meme on me
you call me a cuck with a true and honest belief that the idea (the meme) of calling me a cuck was truly your own, and not an idea that I PERSONALLY PLANTED via advanced knowledge of human behavior in what was essentially a simple Batman Gambit
Your words are not truly words, they are but letters put together without any meaning behind them. You talk like a traitor under his incessant torture
>>65889441
You poor deluded thing. Have a (You)
>>65889494
Nice
>>65889494
>>65889525
we /daily/ now
@65889043
JUMP DOWN A RIFT
SATAN MAKE ME DROWN IN YOUR BLACK FLUIDS
>>65889436
ok pham
>Tomb of the (You)s
someone feed me a black satanic penis
>>65889436
way ahead of (You)
>93 (You)s
FEED ME (You)'S !!!
Rename this general to /(You)/
>>65889498
you wanted to overmeme me KEK
but here we are now
get shit on
What is Thou's best album, and what is the best track from that album?
@65889614
no u
Good job lads
This is the highest amount of concentrated shitposting I've ever seen. Should have let this shit die
Who here would fuck this trap?
I demand a meme ceasefire
Have we even discussed this yet?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=csOb_z6j5kI
what is the metal equivalent of this
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6rP-YP4c5I
pls be nice to Grimes <333
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBQ2Y3UAJII
can you recommend me some black metal with that life loving, hot season feeling that this album have?
>>65889754
>I demand a meme ceasefire
where do you think you are
>>65889799
where do you think you are
>its a /metal/ finds an old meme they've never seen before and runs it into the ground in one thread episode
WORSE THAN /v/
>>65889769
>>65889781
waifufagging is taking things too far
>>65889799
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6THlWXLXX4
>>65889754
Do they still have that qt drummer?
>>65889826
pls be mai waifu fag
>>65889769
>birds don't just fly they fall down and get up
damn...
>>65889835
you have permanently damaged my ears
>>65889799
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvfQqJeNF08
Dance fucker dance
>>65889835
Oh, this! I genuinely love this song.
>>65889876
>Hating on Demoniac
This memeing is going too far
>>65889769
>birds don't just fly they fall down and get up
what did she mean by this ?
>>65889813
I know where I am
the question here is do you know WHO i am?
>>65889841
yes
Bjorn (You) Strid
>>65889891
same here
it would be better if the rest of the album was also Power Metal-ish Folk Rock
>>65889905
Yes, a faggot
make me a satan cock sand witch and and I will eat it
REMINDER THAT POWERMETAL IS EPIC!
RHAPSODY OF FIRE GIVE IT A LISTEN AGAIN
Listening to Krisiun - The Great Execution
Manly music.
>>65889953
Replace satan with Mayhem and you have the next Nargaroth album
>>65889977
/blog
qt anime is good for the soul
>>65890084
the icing on the cake
>>65890084
why is every fan of qt anime so soulless they look like they're about to pick up a 9 and go tear da club up then
>>65890099
what did you mean by this?
>>65890109
what did you mean by this?
So this is pretty much just Caladan Brood with female vocal right?
>>65890084
who this qty be
>>65890133
idk faggot maybe listen to it and decide for yourself?
>>65890133
>that cover
Let me guess, they try to rip off Summoning too
>>65890168
>promoting other into music with females singing
:( what a world we live in
>>65889835
I don't know what to think about it but thanks anyway.
>>65889890
this is great, thanks.
>>65890131
''why is every fan of qt anime so soulless''
with this, i implied that fans of qt anime, either they be weebs or otaku, often suffer from emptiness, probably caused by depression or a likely illness that escalates with their extremely sedentary lifestyle that consists of nothing but watching garbage and posting his worthless, soulless opinions about said garbage
''they look like they're about to pick up a 9 and go tear da club up then''
with this, i implied that on top of being miserable pieces of shit with no one to blame but themselves, they also happen to be violent to outsiders, in this case, exemplified by a shooting spree at a club
>>65889799
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQfc0N8afzM&list=PLiYtBF_zE9ygh1Tb-uyOeufZfdFzN0Jkh
>>65890220
Caladan Brood is already a complete Summoning ripoff. Still good though
>>65890239
y-you too
>>65890267
>tfw Caladan Brood will never release their second album
>>65890265
hey do you like sepultura?
>>65890320
I love Sepultura
the riff at https://youtu.be/OChXBy_nZrQ?t=18 is sick
>>65890397
keep it coming pretty boy
so we went from full memes
to full shitposting
to full weebposting
damn...
>>65890133
Is she qt tho?
bump limit :D !
>>65890265
Thanks man holy shit this feels good as fuck
Anime was a mistake.
WHAT HAPPENED HERE??
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOODS
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
>>65890397
>>65890435
>>65890473
>infesting /metal/ with the worst kind of shitposting
what did he mean by this >>65890487
do you want to make a new thread? i was going to make one but i can let you do it.
I fucking love this general now
>>65890530
Can I do it?
>>65890551
sure anon
>>65890546
>blackies sucks
>the neo thrash babby can't even into simple grammar
huh
I just got here
>looks through thread
Welp, I'm outta here
What do you guys think about Trouble?
>>65890564
Your shitposting is so transcendental that you all count as one entity
>>65889436
doing it
>>65886664
are any of these actually good?
![3573[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/OU0sZKn.jpg "3573[1]")
