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illegal dank slamz edition
>>65858057
first for power
>>65863262
I like that album too op
>>65863262
do they drop the bass guitar on the ground to do those bass drops?
>>65863262
REAL
SLAM
L
A
M
HOURS
Reminder that slam is useless wigger shit and that good christians stay away from it.
>>65863333
in very rare cases a muslim grows up and isn't a subhuman waste of air
>>65863364
>christians
>>65863389
t. kafir
>>65863364
anomalies of artificial origin will always be the best slam album. but yes a lot of it is wigger crap, and I've listened to a lot of slam
>>65863389
Go away Mohammed, at least on reddit they'll like you
What is it with Slam that apparently attracts wiggers?
>>65863450
this has been said so many times
>slam and proto-slam bands came from urban backgrounds
>hip hop elements
>generally trashy fun
like how is this hard for you to understand
>>65863450
EPIC BEATS WOW IM SO HARDCORE BASS RAPE ENDLESS CHUGGING
>>65863450
the sick slamz obviously
put on your fitted cap, stick a pair of cheap grills in your mouth and start moshing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nkp48SZ0Gf4
>>65863485
I really don't get the grills thing
>>65863467
>hip hop elements
what
>>65863467
>>65863469
I still don't see it lads
Can you post a track that makes it obvious ?
>talking shit about slam
summerfags pls
>>65863518
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CweruxPv1Vc
from 0:17
>>65863518
1:05
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3fM_6ekdHE
so groovy
I don't think I know anyone that actively and unironically listens to Slam though, so this whole "wigger" archetype seems to be made up
>>65863612
theres a lot of shit slam but there are definetly some great bands
post trve groove instead of your slam crap
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7ycMru22_g
Whats some god-tier black metal bands?
>>65863651
>great southern trendkill
>is commercial as fuck
what did they mean by this
>>65863661
currently probably only peste noire, but early immortal stuff, the first 4 albums are god-tier
>>65863531
It's time for you to leave the Hall, summerfalsie.
Slam is the truest and most honest form of modern Heavy Metal, and it's quite clear that only limp-dicked twiggy atmoshitter cuckolds dislike it.
When you look at Slam bands, you see a bunch of friends. Tall, successful, relatively well-built dudes just having a good time and doing something productive with their genuine love for the medium. Bands like Epicardiectomy, 7 H.Target and Cephalotripsy are like USPM bands of the modern era.
Take a look at any atmoshitter, they're all like Xasthur. Dirty, retarded NEETs who tremolo pick into Yakbaks. They call their music "cold, melancholic, misanthropic" because a Slambro fucked their oneitis.
If you started working out and showering, eventually, you too in time could learn to appreciate Slam and hang with the big dawgs in the Hall.
Until then, falsies need to get out.
>>65863551
>>65863603
aight aight I can kinda see it but doesn't seem very 'black', ya simmie ?
brit btw
>>65863661
Try Deathspell Omega and Dark Funeral
>>65863683
>first 4 albums
More like 5
>>65863651
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kl1hgXfX5-U
>>65863704
Dont like deathspell, already listening to dark funeral
>>65863262
This kind of slam is not just something you can buy from some guy in the streets
you have to know the big guys who run the shit to get your hands on bass drops this dense
>>65863752
So you listened to the best black metal already
>>65863731
I still can't believe Public Enemy fell this far
>>65863661
>>65863612
you know me now anon, I am prepared to reveal my wiggerish arm movements in a courtship ritual
>>65863731
why does scott ian exist lads
>>65863661
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOgKCNZOWzc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7mLWgy205k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YQCMPVcMZI
>>65863687
Slam is literally a fad
>>65863500
the heavy, simple riffs are comparable to some hip hop beats but the rythm of the vocals is the big one
>>65863879
>been going on since the mid 90s
>''fad''
why has the word fad devolved to mean ''something i don't like''
>>65863879
retard alert
>>65863904
that's what happens with most of those buzzwords
cuck, hipster, meme, whatever. It starts out meaning something but when enough people dislike it, they just start using it for anything they dislike
>>65863551
can this record be topped?
>>65863612
http://metalinquisition.blogspot.ca/2008/03/everything-you-need-to-know-about.html
>yeah I know it's metalinquisition just read it okay
If Cradle was actually good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gt-Rds1f8mc
seriously tho
slam makes me happy
world domination when
>>65864021
>he doesn't know
>>65863990
iirc I discovered the word slam from this post
also, what's wrong with metal inquisition?
>>65864021
If you would have done your research you'd know that mostly politicans listen to slam
>>65864020
cradle is better then them though
Hecate Enthroned are alright
hello, it's me, best BM album ever
>>65864101
you're delusional, dagon
>>65864101
Where art thou? I cannoth seeth thou
>>65864101
Embarrassing post, delete this immediately.
we djent now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PO3F2RmG63E
I'm a very miserable and sad person and slam posting makes me smile and laugh sometimes, I am posting this with full sincerity from my heart.
Thank you guys
>Hey anon what music do you like?
>Slam
>Oh, so you listen to slam metal?
>NO YOU FUCKER, I SLAM
>oh, mashallah then friend :)
post conversations that actually happened
>>65864151
why you sad man?
>>65864137
doesn't slam
>>65864157
>mashallah
>>65864151
Very nice post.
Slam saves lives.
>>65863731
there's a cool beat at 0:57 when anthrax stop playing
>>65864169
it djents tho
>>65864157
Inshallah ya akhi
Khilafat al mouminin when ?
>>65864209
they try so hard to show off gook pop idol thighs but they are completely assless every single time
>>65864209
Does it THRASH ?
who /experimentalslam/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RDxm7e3fq4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdc0ssOvs9I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfHdwxP3reM
>>65864241
they probably just like different aesthetics there
>>65864201
Anthrax is one of the few bands where I legitimately think everything would be better if they didn't exist, or nothing would change.
They are literally so insignificant and unimaginative in their sound, they're just imitating what their buds did and made it worse
>>65864262
NO
u cant be dumb if you experiment
>>65864241
>not loving slender legs, smooth armpits and those toes peeping out
whats wrong with you?
>preachercrawling
>always talks about hip hop and groovy death metal
He's a wigger
>>65864157
This hardly seem believable even for me, but the more autistic it was irl
>first year at collage
>roomates and me decide to go get shitfaced at nearby bar
>we somehow manage to get few girls to sit with us
>prooced to get shitfaced
>we all eventually end up at our place
>one girl sudendly says: "wow anon thats your guitar? Play something for us."
>"I would rather not for I am under a slight alcohol influence"
>girls still demanding me to play and my roommates being cheeky cunts encourage them
>give in
>"what should I play"
>one of the cheeky cunts "You said you play in a band, play some of your shit" while smiling with shit eating grim
>o-ok
>play some clean strumming shit for a while
>"oh anon, that's quite nice really"
>th-thanks
>after a while kick in the distortion on the shitiest combo you ever heard
>sweep and riff like a motherfucker
>girls stare in disbelief roommetes ROFLing hard
>some guy next door starts slamming the wall and yells "It almost three in the morning stop with the shit you retard!"
>stop
>"what the heck was that?"
>t-t-te-tech death
>
>>65864371
This is how Vektor was formed
>>65864371
I remember this copypasta
>>65864371
cool story bro
>>65864354
out of all the autistic things you could be attracted to, why armpits?
What does metal think of Craddle of Filth?
>>65864409
better den ur mom
>>65864409
it's filthy
>>65864409
Hecate Enthroned is better
>>65864395
because variety is the spice of life
>>65864409
better than your dad
>>65864409
I like their first album
>>65864157
some years back in collage some dudes in student council played early Anaal and Contrastic after i had an incredibly autistic talk about music with them
pretty happy memory, really
>>65864461
Nice lie but we all know you listen to NWA and only look at metal album covers and pretend to know the music
The guy who invented slam writes for ANUS
slam haters BTFO
>>65864366
u got me senpai
Does metal have cringeworthy album covers like prog?
Post good thrash
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QExBck8C5M0
>>65864497
I think you can't get worse than Prog Rock, but mainstream metal covers are always really boring, stuff like Tremonti
>>65864488
preacha crawlin signin on niggas fuckin tombstone
>>65864497
there's prog metal which is just as bad if not worse
Is Dave Mustaine ?
>>65864497
every DM cover
every power metal cover
also that cover is awesome
>>65864532
anon, I hate to break it to you but you have super autism
>>65864532
>also that cover is awesome
Maybe if it were the poster for some fifth rate CGI kids movie.
>>65864564
my doctor said it's tubercolosis
>>65864531
WHATDYAMEAN I DON'T SUPPORT YOUR SYSTEM
>>65864591
that's a common misdiagnosis
you cough because even air can't stand spending time with you
>>65864598
I saw Megadeth this weekend and he threw up a little on stage during a high note
shit was funny
>>65864614
>you cough because even air can't stand spending time with you
absolute savage, fucking ruthless, anon
what do you do in your spare time ?
>>65864678
I slam
>>65864678
i am
>>65864678
I slam
>>65864678
I ghostwrite every slam band
>>65864678
slam I am
>>65864678
I listen slam
>>65864513
Not good
>>65864678
Slam tbqh famalam
>>65864678
Play guitar, Go to the gym, meditate, try to quit masturbation
>>65864520
there are so many great prog rock album covers man
Brain Salad Surgery
Relayer
Octopus
Foxtrot
Meddle
Fragile
Rock Bottom
Mirage
Pawn Hearts
In the Land of Grey and Pink
Discipline
Yeti
Moonmadness
Per un amico
Tubular Bells
Monster Movie
Flying Teapot
Voyage of the Acolyte
Islands
Lizard
The War of the Worlds
Leftoverture
Shleep
In the Wake of Poseidon
it's like the best genre for album covers
>>65864678
björn "slam" speed
>tfw hardcore kids love the new Nails but the metalheads hate it.
What gives, /meal/?
>>65864678
slam
>>65864789
I never liked Nails because their riffs are shit, simple as that
>>65864789
i have never listened to a single nails album and couldn't care less about the bands existence, they are so insignificant that i don't even encouter them when talking to my patrician friends
>>65864695
>>65864706
>>65864707
>>65864737
>>65864738
>>65864747
>>65864752
>>65864759
so far the only good slam i've heard is dream theater
recs ?
>>65864789
I just want a new Gridlink album, lad
>>65864789
hardcore kids have always loved Nails and they tend to stick with everything
>>65864841
Guess that's why Hatebreed still has an audience then
>>65864821
Fates Warning is an absolutely filthy, disgusting and vile slam band, holy fucking shit
>>65864804
Hardcore punk never in recorded history has had good riffs, you should listen to it more for the energy than the riffs
>>65864881
They literally only care about the breakdowns and not anything else
me like slam unga bunga
>>65864884
Someone hasn't listened to Tarjas solo project.
>>65864919
Slam... bogo bogo whoto iso slam?
Hey guys, check out this video I made!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8q9a0F9gu1o
>>65864919
Sanaktoulou l'koufara ya Akhi
>>65864950
This post is really autistic, I can not tell if it was supposed to be funny, or mock Varg, or something.
What is it?
Is it possible to make black metal without any tremolo ?
>>65864959
ia iak sakkath iak sakkath ia shaxul
>>65864890
Not pure hardcore but this riff is great
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JS-e-VjnMLg
>>65864946
ooga true metal booga
>>65864950
Varg's on fire lately, been making 2 videos a day for 2 weeks now I think
>Blackies hate on power
>Blackies hate on slam
>Blackies hate on FUN gook stuff
I'm pretty sure Thrashers are right, black metal is killing this general
>>65864990
That's an old video though
>>65864890
>Hardcore punk never in recorded history has had good riffs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBN1CkyRzmE
Daily reminder that varg shits in a bucket
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZY5yR6NZ8A
>>65864950
>it's a Varg mumbles half assedly like he's sippin on da syrup while minimal synth plays over pictures of general unrest episode
Reminder that slammers are suckers
>>65865016
It's Thrashers that hate on everything, they falseflag and generally spread cancer about other subgenres, why do you think we can meme in peace? Because jobless neothrashers are at some shitty Municipal Waste-tier show drinking beer and being childish right now
>>65865021
This video literally has pictures of varg and his family's shit, so viewer descretion advised
>>65864971
yes take your pick between DSO worship or thrash.
>>65865020
>ramones
>hardcore
>>65865021
>>65865020
Not even remotely close to being a good riff
>>65865033
Huh, no
Blackies start to shitpost intensely when we don't circlejerk their brickwall DUDE SATAN LMAO cancer, remember that slam hours thread that got flooded with desperate blackies ?
>>65865061
eric
>>65865042
>>65865065
>I don't understand humour
>>65865017
It's a week old
>>65865077
but it's literally thrashers that get mad about slam, not blackies
>hurr WHERE RIFFS
>T-THESE PEOPLE ARE WIGGERS NOT BATTLE JACKET WEARING FAGGOTS!!!!
>>65865096
No, you don't.
Would you do it?
>>65865103
If you fuckers are arguing seriously right now you should kill yourselves
>>65865103
But it isn't, it's literally blackies. No fun, no trends, no moshing etc.
>>65865110
If that means a nation for whites only then definetly
>calling black metalers" blackies"
Please don't make this a thing, this will triggered them so hard
>>65865110
why would i
i just want to listen to music and pet doggers, i don't need to follow a living fucking meme to do that
>>65865110
Hard decision
Living in a little white-only commune in Europe sounds cool
but then it's filled with 2016 Varg fans and I really don't want to be anywhere near any of those
>>65865155
you don't want to shit in buckets ? what the fuck is wrong with you
>>65864950
WTF his singing is really awkward and cringy
>>65865110
I'd rather listen to Neurosis
>>65865154
I'm a black metaller and can confirm that every time the term "blackie" is used I get another stomach ulcer.
>>65865103
>The most FUN metal scenesters will shun Slam, but le NO FUN blackies won't of course xD
Whenever Varg talks in his videos it sounds like he's trying to make an ASMR video. He should just stop teasing us and fucking make one already. Who doesn't want to hear that bushy moustache rustle while he spews white supremacy?
>>65865215
I'd subscribe to it
Most ASMR videos are really long though I doubt Varg has the attention span
Violet Cold
>>65865244
dubs confirm
>>65865244
trggrd
>>65865244
>there are people who unironically enjoy this band
this is beyond me desu
>>65865244
essential fairy core
>>65865244
Never heard it
>>65865244
does it slam ?
>>65865244
euphoric
>>65865203
>thrashers are FUN metal scenesters
If by fun you mean obnoxious and generally rude and dumb sure
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-qd_fm7Pco
>
>>65865016
yes we need more core music imo
I'm no longer young nor cool, I feel a bit behind the curve and I'm not sure I know what's cool to listen anymore.
What's like the cool thing to hear now?
I see a lot of sludge/stoner now, but as always there's more mediocre and copycat bands than good ones.
Then there's tech-death ("techy" or fast whatever, not proggy necessarily) which was kind in vogue again but then it felt short and kinda went to backstage again because djent came and kids like that better.
New thrash died it seems, other than Toxic Holocaust and Municipal Waste (and their side projects) what's else is there? Violator, Havok (lel), Lych King guy only posts stuff on facebook, and that's it isn't it?
Black metal is... I don't know? what is there?
Then we have extremely gay projects that mix everything they like trying to be Neurosis or ISIS but fall short, again.
Then we have dickridders who only like what Metal Sucks likes or doesn't bash.
I mean, it doesn't matter at all because I have neither friends who like metal nor do I do anything with it other than hit shows and that's it. But just for fun, what's "in" today?
Djent, indie-rock "metal" ala sunbather?
>>65865320
t. anorexic blackie that never broke his ribs when moshing
>>65865345
Vektor - Terminal Redux
Would (You) hit it?
>>65865320
>>65865347
t. fat sweaty mexicans in poorly made "battle vests" smelling of stale beer
euroblast tho
>>65865373
a fucking clown and a fucking living hipster meme
wew
delet
>>65865367
i would go watch vektor
>>65865347
t. War metal-fearing scrawny thrash kid who has never broken someone else's ribs while moshing.
>>65865367
Only for Vektor
>>65865367
>Amaranthe and scar symmetry back go back
I don't think I can handle this amount of cheese
>>65865373
>>65865412
t. blackies
Guys, Vektor are playing at the Star & Garter in Manchester on the 17th August! Should I go see them?
>>65865412
>>65865373
>>65865347
>>65865427
>>65865427
t. thrashies
see? I can do it too!
>Be me
>21 on Uni
>Smokes weed all day,
>failing classes
/metal/ for this?
>>65865438
t. blackie
>>65865373
just how short is abbath jeez
>>65865436
yes
>tfw vektor isn't going to do any shows in AZ even though that's where they started out
:(
>>65865448
Korn
>>65865460
average blackie manlet
>>65865367
Slayer get's old after the first time.
Kreator are meh.
Carcass depends on what they play.
Exodus sucks live.
Voivod is cool.
TBDM is cool if they don't play much of the post kempanien stuff, doubt it though.
I haven't heard unearth in a long time, but they were fun live.
The rest are just mediocre or lame.
haha i love metal i am the king of every moshpit lol
CAUGHT IN A MOSH!
>>65865347
You're all the same, the lot of you, with your long hair and faggot clothes. Drugs, sex, every sort of filth.
>>65865489
>vektor
>mediocre/lame
don't cut yourself on that edge boy
>>65865361
Is this a meme? or legit liked? I'm not sure since it's /mu/.
>>65865448
there's no metal for that
you fill your bath tub with cold water, you order a quality pizza and you drink your favorite drink while in the tub
>>65865022
>filename
preacher confirmed emo
no wonder he tries to convince people that he's a cool slammer
>>65865501
>Drugs, sex, ....
at least we're not virgins!
>>65865489
>>65865468
>>65865421
None of you would go for Gruesome?
>>65865480
i saw horgh in person and he was a fucking beast so I figured they'd be around the same height but wew this is embarrasing
>>65865507
>cheesy craddle of filth + coroner
>anything but lame
>>65865496
WHAT IS IT
CAUGHT IN A MOSH
>>65865514
It's a meme but a legitimately good album, anyone who says otherwise is meming or has ultra shit taste
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FN6UZqdq4rc
Slam can be fun, so fuck of power metal nerds
who here /metal/ /bleep/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTkwaInm_nI
>>65865520
i outright said that two of my favorite bands ever are emo bands like two threads ago
hahaha guys look awesome testament is playing i hope they play practice what you preach and INTO THE PIT so i can mosh really hard dude lol
>>65865367
would go saturday.
How is it so cheap btw? I thought Netherlands had around the same prices as here in Denmark and they'd probably charge twice as much for both days here
>>65865571
>very desperate blackie shitposting at incredible HIHG speed
>>65865572
concerts are cheap in the Netherlands because of some EU law that isn't in place in the Netherlands yet
even exodus are playing so I can go DANCE THE TOXC WALTZ which is in the pit so i can mosh really hard dude lol
DUDE
SATAN
LMAO
>>65865545
Not for gruesome, but scar Symmetry's newest album and tribulation are great.
can't wait for kreator who will say "RAISE FLAG OF HATE!" and go mosh in the pit really hard dude lol
>>65865421
Whats cheese
T.newfriend
>>65865489
I saw exodus once in poland they were playing only old classics and it was one of craziest gigs i have ever been,mainly because of polish audience.
I just came from slayer gig. It never gets old. Because yesterday i have been on one too.
DUDE DEAFHEAVEN SUCKS HAHAHA KEEP IT TRVE
metal?
>>65865557
I'll check it out, but I'm not convinced so far.
I'm kinda weary because I don't come here often and I tend to get put off when it seems /mu/ simply repeats whatever fantano says it's ok to like.
haha bro look pablo municipal waste is playing before anthrax tonight dude i hope they play the shit from their new album that shit rocks bro also did you see the new municipal waste shirt bro it has trump shooting himself man FUCK DRUMPF give me liberty or give me death man
>slam thread
>memes
>preacher is drunkposting
I'm outta here, fags
>>65865347
>Tfw broke rib on ghost concert out of all bands
Fuckin poland
Metal for this feel?
WHO /TRVEKVLTVIRGIN/ HERE ?
>>65865641
let's tear da club up, anon
>>65865669
>not losing your virginity by fucking a corpse
hey juan check out this jacket i found in a dumpster i'm totally gluing all my patches onto this bro
fuck, how tall is this ICS Vortex guy
>>65865653
i was there too the crowd was insanely autistic even for ghost
>>65865545
I don't rate them above generic thrash desu. And I like generic thrash.
>>65865638
>tfw I'm gonna watch municipal waste soon but I don't wanna deal with black out drunks before the show
>>65865615
Well, it can be fun, but they are not very "tight" on the beat imo.
And Slayer never gets old only if you have less than 5 years listening to them imo.
>>65865669
Soon 24
Except i dont listen to fag music and im not a poser
>>65865669
Just you. Sorry :(.
>>65865710
>>65865669
can you guys just get a room already and stop shitposting
>>65865681
GET A GUN
DUDE
RECORDED IN THE DEPTHS OF A SIBERIAN CAVE WITH A TOASTER
KVLT
V
L
T
>>65865712
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUrEhg9oPio
He's a big guy
>>65865712
6"2
>>65865719
>I don't rate them above generic thrash desu. And I like generic thrash.
Their debut was promising, but their songwriting took a dip on the ep IMO.
>>65865717
Yeah and then i had 2 gojiras back to back in warsaw and cracow. This rib still hurts and i doubt i made it better by yesterday and todays slayer.
>Nederkankers in charge of circlepits
NO MOSH, NO CORE, NO TRENDS, NO FUN
KEEP IT TRVE AND TEDIOVS LADS
>>65865636
Don't let autists influence your opinion, listen to it and decide yourself
The only time I moshed was during a Gojira gig and I didn't like it, now when I want to watch a show and get crowd surfers hit my head with a boot four times in ten minutes I get pissed and throw them in a different direction
Periphery 3 will be the AOTY
