Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.
10.0?
0.0?
Best New Music?
Best New Reissue?
8.0+ with no BNM?
A shitty set of 7's and below?
Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain!
Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review?
Titus Andronicus being robbed once again?
Dead Sara finally getting an 8.3 BNM?
Ian FUCKIN' Cohen?
Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal?
Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever]
Jayson "8.7" Greene?
Larry "retired BNM godfather" Fitzmaurice?
Craig "Meme Rap" Jenkins? [taking the Big Apple’s publications by storm]
Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy? [retired, metal albums still won't get BNM, everyone still won't care]
qt Kim "retired Meal Goddess now at Noisey" Kelly?
Grayson "Grizzly" Currin?
Brian "Backup" Howe?
Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson?
Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker?
Meaghan “retired trap queen" Garvey?
Andy "secretly alpha" Beta?
Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp? [retired, will probably still get asked to show feet]
Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne?
Stephen "M." Deusner?
Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?
Will someone dethrone Radiohead/Chance the Rapper’s 9.1 for AOTY?
OFFICIAL and accurate 2016 BNM Tally: 25
The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.
>P4K Collection Rar (Over 300 deleted reviews, pics of every staff member, now slightly updated)
https://mega.nz/#!l1ZlRbqb!WYbGuia29w1_fpg05XS3F9Rtb8aFfj8WzZg8Z3mbwRQ
>Tonight's Top Stories
-This thread stands with Kesha eternally
-Where were you when p4k ended Swans?
-This thread hypes and supports DIIV, Bat for Lashes, BadBadNotGood, The Avalanches, and DJ Shadow.
-/p4k/ forever
1st for last two numbers=Avalanches score
Mitski 8.7 BNM
HUMAN STORY 3 9.1 BNM AOTY SCREENCAP THIS
>>65845699
damn...
>>65845699
Holy shit
ded sarah
Pretty early but eh I'm game
Avalanches 8.9
What are you guys listening to?
>>65845699
Dubs confirm
>>65845699
What if this is true
I know we're hyping Avalanches right now, but anyone have a status on that BBNG leak?
>>65846558
Its been leaked for a while mate.
>>65845699
>>65845495
This thread stands with Michael Gira, Freddie Gibbs, Afrika Bambaataa, Heathcliff Berru, Leslie Rasmussen, Gustavo Guerro & Dr. Luke -- and rejects the rape culture hysteria of Meagan Garvey, Amber Coffman, Larkin Grimm and Ke$ha.
>>65846797
>tfw Gira standing up to rape culture
>>65846797
"My behavior was wildly inappropriate, hurtful, and terrible." - Heathcliff Berru
>>65846797
where the FUCK were you yesterday
Human Story 3 10.0
>>65846797
>Gustavo Guerra
You can't even get their names right
Who's gonna get it?
>>65847326
i got money on mitski
>>65847084
>>>>>65823498
>>65847214
it's the guy who meaghan garvey cheated with--i mean the guy who roofied meaghan garvey.
>>65847567
I know who he is but his name is Guerra, not Guerro
>>65847594
i'll fix it for tomorrow. sheesh. don't gotta be a dick about it.
I'm back from the dead just to clarify that >>65823756 is NOT me. Fuck that dude and his "rape culture hysteria" shitpost.
For the record, I will always stand with Ke$ha and other victims of rape and sexual abuse.
>>65846797
Go fuck yourself, you lying, disgusting piece of shit.
>>65847682
Glad you're back
>>65846966
"My behavior was wildly inappropriate, hurtful, and terrible. But I have never raped or drugged anyone. I can't accept that." - Heathcliff Berru
>>65847682
why does it make you so mad? if you posted w/o a trip no one ever know what you did or didn't say.
>>65847682
GOAT
>>65847682
i wish you got raped desu
>>65847682
how am I lying, you little faggot? they did nothing wrong
>For the record, I will always stand with Ke$ha
Of course you will, you're a liberal sissy that will name any man "guilty until proven otherwise" out of virtue signaling. Women can't be wrong, right?
>>65847774
>>65847914
I'm mad that anyone would think it's fine to pretend to be someone else and make up false things about them. That's LYING. You don't see me pretending to be you and saying that I'm a well-liked person with a great sex life.
>"O-oh no! I've been called out on my bullshit! Maybe I should try and turn it around, and act like HE'S the weird one for being upset!"
Nice try, you lose, goodbye.
>>65847914
>>>>>Good Content Guy
You're the reason no one can have jokes pham
>>65847930
What? I'm not the one who pretended to be you.
>Nice try, you lose, goodbye.
You wish
>>65847930
we're more alike than you think. i also hate when ppl pretend and make up false things aka lying.
>>65847973
i know you're not. i'm the guy who usually posts that meme. you beat me to it tonight, but you left for a while, so i took over replying.
maybe we should get trips.
>>65847914
go back to /pol/
>>65845495
Just read the jake bugg review. Saw this shit coming back in 2012. Dude's a jerk. Two fingers is classic though and always will be.
What will be the score?
Missed last night. Just checked and saw p4k held Swans, YG, and Todd Terje to no BNMs in a night. Was the wind stolen from the hype sails of the patriship?
>>65848160
6.8
8.6-9.1 Mitski BNM, deservedly so
>>65848167
Repeat after me: "And 8 is an 8 and not an 8.5. Pitchfork is never wrong unless the are being tryhard cunts."
how do we get p4k to hire a new qt reviewer so we can meme again?
>>65848271
Well were they? What are some prime examples of this?
>>65848340
who left?
>>65848341
Camp
>>65848360
>>65848381
Camp deserved a 0 desu senpai
>>65848406
You're a faggot.
>>65848400
No she didn't. She just wrote that RHCP review.
>>65848381
Obviously this is to a lesser extent but is this why they panned Alt-J too?
>>65848628
And on top of this, why does P4K pretend certain bands/artists don't exist?
>>65848628
Without a doubt yes.
>>65848651
Yeah, Kishi Bashi for example.
>>65848658
Cause An Awesome Wave was pretty awesome don't you agree anons?
>>65848699
Yes.
Fuck me 8.5
M I T S K I
B T F O
8.5???? Fucking PANNED
Mitski 8.5 BNM
boring score family
NIGHTLY RUNDOWN
Mitski 8.5 BNM by Jillian Mapes
Bishop Nehru 5.9 by Dean Van Nguyen
Brigid Mae Power 7.5 by Laura Snapes
RLYR 7.0 by Grayson Haver Currin
>>65848508
She's working freelance now
>>65845699
confirmed
Reminder: Whatever albums on this chart are not reviewed by Pitchfork by 1 AM eastern time on Friday will be marked "BITCHFORK".
>>65848802
ah. too patrician to suck on that conde nast cock.
since when do they give out BNMs to kpop (or whatever) acts?!
>>65848802
How do you people learn about this stuff? Are you friends with P4K on linkedin?
Why would anyone listen to a chink?
>>65848832
probably from her Twitter
>>65848838
fuck off cunt
>>65845699
Has this score ever been given? Or 9.6-9.9 really?
>>65848838
don't lie, you would tap this
>>65848872
http://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/12518-merriweather-post-pavilion/
>>65848872
homogenic got a 9.9
>>65848879
She's extremely bland looking
I almost certainly would, though
>>65848872
Arcade Fire - Funeral: 9.7
Silver Jews - American Water: 9.9
>>65848872
off the top of my head homogenic and live-evil both got 9.9 which is a retarded score but whatever
>>65848832
we stalk Zoe
>>65848738
seriously, the hate for Asian Americans is real
>>65848897
Why can't I find it?
>>65848973
must have deleted it
>browsing 4chan all night
>look down and suddenly it's past midnight
where does the time go?
>>65848973
http://www.webcitation.org/5g3suOZf7
>>65849010
you're lucky
I've been doing this all day
>>65848832
At least five people in these threads work for p4k
Dead Sara - Pleasure To Meet You 8.3 BNM
Late edition.
>>65849124
not true btw
>>65849361
oh, you think there's more?
>>65848832
>>65849124
in that case if philip sherburne is in this thread:
pls be my bf
>>65849590
yes,
if i don't shitpost, they don't mail me the $30 for my recent emo review
>>65848832
i hang out with Zoe all the time
I was hanging out in her asshole just this morning actually, with my tongue
>>65849626
it's kind of funny how little p4k pays for reviews. i hear the album lists are more preferable bc they're $20 per and you can write a bunch of them fast
>>65849626
what ""emo revival"" album are you reviewing next?
>8.5
jesus that theory i had about them not going over 9.1 again seems really likely, they underbilled puberty 2 by at least .2 pitchfork points
