/metal/
- Home
- Board: /mu/ - Music
- Reading: /metal/
/metal/ general: Joakim's Signature Sunglasses™ edition
old thread: >>65524684
why did they self-plagiarize so blatantly and why does no-one call them out on it?
this is court of the crimson king/ wake of poseidon levels of bullshit
>>65535668
yeah you're right they never should have made a Japanese version
>>65535668
they've always been talentless hacks
How do we save Luca Turilli?
>>65535793
Let him die, anon
>>65535563
Will this album break the US market?
>>65535814
Is this the Hearts of Iron IV OST?
>>65535814
It will break /int/
>>65535829
No, it's their upcoming album, but they've released a song pack for HOI IV
Post the most slav metal to ever slav
>>65535847
I was joking as both are Swedish but for real? That's fucking incredible.
Post essential acoustictrackinthemiddleofthealbum-core
>>65535829
>>65535847
>>65535899
toppest of keks
>>65535870
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKpfx7jl5F0
dammit whoops
>>65535922
>>65535939
>little cousins are getting into metal
>Havok, Lich King, Skeletonwitch, Warbringer, the list goes on...
How do I set them on the path of the trve?
These guys are bretty good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fxfe15AeYOQ
>>65535970
>mfw I was at this recording
My favourite Genre is Symphonic Roman Melodeath
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JESYQw_quCk
>>65535969
Get them to listen to LLN, hen they'll either become true or quit. In any case, they won't be falsies
When Magma's dropping this general is gonna crash with no survivors
>>65536111
Crazy enough to work.
>those trips
>>65536231
see >>65536089
It's fucking ogre
>>65536231
no, there's like 3 people here who actually care about Gojira
>>65536280
And 40 people who will meme it up
>>65536280
>people actually cared about Vektor
>>65536280
and about half of this general interested in memeing it into oblivion.
>>65536280
yes but we will all meme it
Fresh meme. Enjoy moderately.
>>65536335
From this series.
>>65536335
>>65536360
Lack another bald meme
Could someone recommend me bands like Peste Noire, Diapsiquir, etc?
Also someone going to one of the PN concerts?
>>65536417
Opeth, Mastodon, Gojira, Disturbed
>>65536417
>Hooligan black metal
damn...
How can Famine keep talking about how true he is when he accepts gigs like this?
>>65536484
I'M A BAD MOTHERFUCKER
>>65536417
KPN and Diapsiquir are pretty unique-sounding bands, I can't think of any bands that share their sound.
Some bands that make music with similar vibes though:
Akitsa
Baise Ma Hache (best BM album of the year so far)
Urfaust
Sale Freux
>>65536542
>Hell
Top tier NWOBM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X77NitfD_SY
>>65536542
Pretty amazing that he managed to get himself that far despite his NSBM past.
I know he kinda distanced himself from his early demos, but still.
>>65536651
>past
Is her no longer a provd, white defender of Evropa?
>>65536673
He found out that his pistol crossbow was manufactured in china and is slowly embracing globalism.
>>65536735
>Frenchman
>surrendering
Not surprising I guess
Find a better album released in 1986
Pro-tip: You can't
>>65536673
he said hes concerned about not having retirement savings
>>65536772
Might as well point out that any Frenchman who has positive opinions of national socialism is as big a cuck as a post-war Jap.
>>65536794
You're right, I can't, because I don't even know where to begin
>>65535969
Buy my Havok shirt and give it to them
>>65536859
>second wave of black metal didn't exist in 1986
>therefore depressed skellie man with shit taste can't find a good album from that year
>>65536906
...what?
>>65536929
DUDE ALCOHOL LMAO
>>65536928
kill yourself blackie
>>65536561
Gonna check them out, thanks
>>65536794
Morbid Visions, Bloody Vengeance, Obsessed By Cruelty, Epicus Doomicus Metallicus, Pleasure To Kill, LP (Head Of David), Strappado, Eternal Devastation, the list does go on
>>65536999
>Obsessed by Cruelty
DOOD
THEY CAN'T PLAY THE INSTRUMENTS RIGHT
LMAO
>>65535668
>why did they self-plagiarize so blatantly and why does no-one call them out on it?
But i am
>>65535668
That was one of my first metal albums, and while many people call it the album in which Metallica shows signs of decline, I didn't see it back then, it seemed just as heavy as Ride the Lightning to me.
>>65537026
HAIL
TO THE QUEEN
OF THE MASQUERAAAAAAAADE
>>65535814
Is there a tracklist yet?
Im wondering if there will be a blatant german-pandering song again like in the last two albums.
>>65536417
>Diapsiquir
mah nigga, this band is even more intense when you understand the lyrics
>>65537235
Not yet, no. It'd be a bit ufair if they didn't make a German-pandering song on Heroes, considering they made a song pandering to Everyone else as well.
Are there any bands you liked but grew to feel indifferent towards or even dislike now that you got more into metal? I'm not speaking of very "entry level" acts such as In Flames, Nightwish, but more "underground" or less mainstream bands
For me it has got to be Havok and I guess Tankard, too.
>>65537332
havok is entry level though
>>65537332
Iced Earth and Kalmah
>>65537346
Havok's sound is entry level but I don't think they are known enough to be considered an entry level band
>>65536980
I'M GONNA TOUCH FAMINE'S FLUFFY HAT!
It's shit
>http://rusfolder.com/45073006
>>65537432
how does one download from this website
>>65537469
just use translate if you're on chrome.
Has anyone given pic related a listen?
>>65537525
forgot the link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ro6wTFFWj4Q
>>65537525
yes
A O T Y
O
T
Y
>>65537553
thoughts?
thoughts?
http://metalstorm.net/events/news_comments.php?news_id=29428
>>65537648
What is this? A website for ants?
>>65537739
no for manlets
>>65537739
ʸᵉˢ
>country of origin: Finland
>lyrical themes: Samurai, Bushido, Japanese Legends
w e w
vektor
>mfw some fool of a took says Summoning is good near me
>>65537558
Gojira was never good
>tfw
Why did noone recommend this to me when Yperit was memed all over the place?
This is basicly them without the bleeding edge but with solid bm riffing.
Amazing desu
Daily reminder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?annotation_id=annotation_576777&feature=iv&src_vid=o-nTrB0gkGk&v=QpLbkxEL5bs
>>65537558
i don't know about that. too big of a claim just yet but i did enjoy stranded (just the song not the video)
>>65538055
Lich King is one of the worst Thrash bands ever, I don't know why this band is being forced, in all the years this general existed Lich King was shit upon and nobody gave a shit about this faggots
lads
>>65538140
>tfw /metal/ is too autistic to be troll'd
>>65537432
>40 MB
No, thanks, famalam.
Also I like the new Godzilla design and am hyped for the movie.
>scouring over dead blogs and links for temporary lossy music because your seedbox decides to shit itself
metal for this feel??
>>65538263
Whattchu lookin for, senpai?
>>65538263
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MocvCDP9Zk
>>65538263
>starting to hear artifacts and degeneration in my decade old mp3 library
>tfw my SATA drive's rotational velocidensity is deteriorating thousands of hours of music
Should have kept my hard drive in a cool, dry place...
>>65538288
This >>65538292
Seriously, something not meal so it's insignificant.
>>65538316
That's why i only use m.2 SSDs to store my music.
>>65538316
I leave all of my flash drives in the freezer
>>65538369
>>65538355
>>65538316
I just acknowledge the temporary nature of material possessions.
>>65538316
>starting to hear artifacts and degeneration in my decade old mp3 library
i hate this meme
>>65538424
Go to bed, Heidegger
>I met Attila the other night by myself
It's still sinking in...
post truly awful thrash bands
>>65538454
I'll go to bed when I want, Cassirer
>>65537339
r u ok?
>>65538055
Absolutely none of these are correct hough.
Does anybody have the Fleshgod Apocalypse pasta? Need a good laugh, and that always gets one out of me
>>65538477
Is he a bad motherfucker?
>>65538508
so moshing at black metal shows is cool then
here is a pretty good power/speed metal track accompanying a cool wad trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RElfXigIe4c
>>65538537
the only black metal nobody moshes to is atmoshit
Error: You seem to have mistyped the CAPTCHA. Please try again.
>>65538553
>this guy
>>65538553
>atmospheric black metal mosh pit
This sounds like the worst thing ever
>>65538553
>atmoshit moshing
I'm imagining mallcore kids heavy petting each other
Moshing is for faggots
>>65538621
good reddit!
>>65538568
>everybody gathers in a circle and strokes each others' chins
>>65538619
I know they're not really atmospheric black metal, but when I saw Deafheaven (inb4 poser scum), the "mosh pit" was hordes of hipsters running up to the stage and running back, while people were trying to stagedive. However, since the crowd kept moving back and forth the stagediving hipsters had trouble timing their dives and sometimes landed flat on the concrete floor. When I left I saw someone had called an ambulance because hipsters don't know how to fucking mosh.
oh my god black metal is fucking garbage
>>65538642
>atmoshitters have beards
>>65538619
>>65538642
Haha real funny faggots I got a bloody nose at an Agalloch gig
>>65538654
That sounds retarded, I need a video of this, I can not even imagine how this looked.
>>65538654
>but when I saw Deafheaven
>these are the people you post with
>>65538642
Just vomited in my mouth a little bit
>>65538657
Stop being a dramatic memer. There is some good black metal.
>>65538680
You have no idea. The singer also kept motioning people to come in, and everyone would crowd to the front of the stage, then he would make a motion with his arm and everyone would run backwards out of the cluster of people.
NEW REVOCATION HYPE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTdDCPLjt70
>>65538712
>Americans
there's nothing wrong with deafheaven
>>65538719
The singer of Slipknot said something about American moshpits being retarded clusterfucks, I guess he was right.
>>65538568
Everyone grabs the next best dude and starts dancing a waltz to the music.
>>65538657
>>65538692
case in point
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfOel3R_Pts
>you share a /metal/ general with meme loving fucks who have seen Deafheaven and Slipknot live
>>65538749
Have you never been to a festival? I've seen fucking Volbeat and Within Temptation and Disturbed live.
>>65538748
do you really consider this good music?
>>65538774
you're so cool for having seen those bands live man
>>65538774
>not fucking off to the bar when shit bands play
>>65538795
That's not the point you dumb retard
>>65538784
yes
>>65538795
I think you missed his point
>>65538774
>admitting this
>>65538795
what do you consider good music? examples please. enlighten us dear friend.
>>65538140
Is there a memeier album in existance?
>>65538498
you first
>>65538826
whoops
meant to reply to this guy>>65538784
>>65538826
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLYoJgbybes
>>65538498
the meme is over, skeleton is good is the new meme in town
>>65535922
Upon A Burning Body - Red. White. Green.
Killer mariachi song called Mariachi right after Texas Blood Money and then you thrown right into Desperado. Tbh I think Mariachi is my favorite song on the album
Does this belong here? Probably my AOTY.
>>65536089
Fuck you and your 192 kbps. I saw that on KingdomLeaks but I can't fucking listen to that shit. Someone get me 320!
>>65536556
itstimetostop.mp4
>>65538498
all of them
>>65538826
>defending volbeat
>stand around waiting for a friend and the next band to start
>random as fuck dude creeps up to me and starts talking to me about god knows what
>no fucking introduction to the subject whatsoever, just blabbering about something or someone as though he picked up a conversation that got interrupted earlier
>dose off and start looking around for my friend to find an excuse to get away from that dude
>suddenly the noise from his foodhole stops, the tone of his last few words and his inquisitive stare gave me a strong hint that he asked me something
>have no clue what he asked
>say, "yeah, sure"
>he smiles, nods and goes away
>never see him again
Have you any weird festival stories you want to share?
Is this the most metal painting ?
>>65539008
Yes.
Are you an outsider? From where do you cometh, friend?
>>65539003
where was this?
>>65539018
i here since 2014
>>65539003
>on the way home with some random faggots i met at the festival
>i get out my phone to listen to music
>guy looks at my phone
>dude you listen to NSBM?
>>65539008
wow they actually built something there, last time I checked it looked like pic related
>>65539035
Were you?
>>65539023
Munich
>>65539049
>Were you?
Well, yes. I live in Germany so everyone here is a faggot about NSBM
>>65539049
Get used to it.
Metal concerts are rife with mentally disturbed people and crackheads.
>>65538891
can't believe this poser does vocals for Sunn
dude you look like a schmuck
>>65536999
Epicus is one of the best doom albums of all time desu
Also nice traps
>>65539081
>poser
EAT MY FUCK
>>65539092
wrong thread?
FUCK CHURCH
HIT A BONG
GET OFF YOUR ASS
AND MAKE ME SOME
>>65538891
That looks and almost sounds like something Lonely Island would do to parody deathcore.
>>65537235
What about Inmate 4859? Nazis never make Germany look good
Post your favorite doome
https://p.fuwafuwa.moe/rgsaei.rar
>>65539135
memeraug looks like a stereotypical fedora neckbeard
>>65538536
>>65538891
>>65539081
This is one hell of a meme
>>65537432
At 192 kbps everything is shit
>>65539169
More like Cucked from a distance
>>65539172
yeah well memraug doesn't like your attitude
let the shatposting begin
>>65539177
No, it's shit because it's Gojira.
So why is Agent Orange considered to be the worst early Sodom album by so many? It's Persecution Mania with better songwriting
>>65538749
i havent tho
>>65539197
SOMETIMES WHEN I
>>65539210
MASTURBATE
GET EVIL
>>65539169
>warncucked
>>65539233
PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY
>>65539201
last two horna albums are so boring and uninspired. what the fuck happened? Sanojesi äärelle was a fucking masterpiece though
>>65538749
I wish i could see Slipknot live
they're like my favorite band along Fear Factory, Soilwork, Pantera, Gorguts and Neoandertals
>>65539249
ASS
>>65539254
The thing is it wasn't. It was just good. And then they ran out of ideas.
>>65539264
You are baiting, it's very obvious.
>fucking cucktor t-shirt
>>65538292
Shitty lyrics
>>65539281
no i'm not, suck my fuck
>Persuade my sister
>She shook and gasped in licentious greed
>Turned by mutual whisper
>Wrapped up in bewitched body shower
>Forbidden fruits taste better
>Primitive caress to burn out the power
>Nymphomania dressed in leather
what are some metal bands that also have good acoustic passages?
YOU'LL NEVER TAKE MY
ASS
>>65539277
>>65539318
Uhm.. that's kind of rare...
Disillusion's 'Back to Times of Splendor' maybe.
>>65539350
>good
>>65538732
You know our pits suck when the best one I've been in was for Papa Roach
>tfw your wireless router is dying and cutting out every 10-15 min but you're too hungover to install the new one
metal for this feel?
>>65539325
VIRGINITY
Face it /mu/, Shatraug is the (burger) king of metal
>>65539363
Hardbass
>>65539003
>go to shitty Ozzfest with my entire family
>none of the bands are particularly interesting, but I never turn down chance to see Ozzy
>hours into the day and I'm bored and drunk
>see my cousin getting harassed by a bunch of guys
>she's hot as fuck and I've always been the one to "defend her honor" since she's a single child
>she sees me come up and says "A ha! My boyfriend's here now, you guys are gonna have to beat it!"
>what the fuck I didn't sign up for this shit
>punks just laugh, say a hot girl like her would never date a bum like me
>she gets up and tounge-kisses me, can feel the back of my eye balls getting throat fucked
>young punks fuck off afterwards
>after kissing me she slowly backs out and bites her lip
>flashes fuck me eyes all through out the night
>need to spend some time with her alone away from family
>slip some weed to one of the security guards
>get into the pit with cousin
>she's having a great time seeing Ozzy up close
>downs some more drinks
>accidentally knocks off some Mexican guy's shades
>he demands an apology
>she says sorry
>he says it's not good enough
>I step him and tell him to fuck off
>he punches me in the stomach and I lay there on the ground crying
>Mexican guy and my hot cousin laugh as they make out
>I stagger back up, try to attack the guy
>guard grabs me and throws me out behind the sound stage, tells me to fuck off because he calls the police
>cousin goes home with Mexican guy and fucks him
>they'll now married and have 3 kids
>I've never seen a vagina IRL
>tfw i haven't slept since i woke up and realized that my whole life was a lie
feel for this metal?
>>65539409
here is some metal
>>65539409
this can't be trve
>>65539003
Made friends with some people. They said they've never been in a pit before. Tell them they should try it. They don't want to get hurt lmao. Fucking open a pit right there
>>65539432
This is some Jaden Smith tier bullshit
>>65537835
C U C K S
Can anyone recommend something similar to this?
>>65539003
>go to gojira gig
>have fun there
>meet girl after concert waiting for band to come out for photos n shit
>talk to her
>we share a room for night later on in the night
>i had feeling that she wants the fucc
>in the morning i drive her back home
>not even kiss on cheek
>im 23 yo virgin
i might be hopeless case
>>65539458
You sound like a poseur par excellence (ppe).
>>65539483
suicide
>>65535563
Damn, the sabaton fans in Sweden are literally white trash. Goes along with five finger death punch fans and so on
>>65539409
>>65539485
Christ, get it together burgers
>>65539363
Seether
Really makes you think
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k85mRPqvMbE
>>65539483
Equilibrium
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5bYMAgM42pM
>>65539514
im slav tho
>>65539508
No shit
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raggare
>>65539526
Could you please stop posting that frog. It's like your fifth try to get (you)s. No one cares.
>>65539465
You're missing the meme friendo
>>65539508
>and so on
Do you like michael jackson ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EN6nLcix45U
>>65539495
I don't even know what that means
How are you doing today, /metal/?
>>65539555
I'm literally posting it for the first time
Fuck off you semen gargler
>>65539574
DUDE IDEOLOGY LMAO
>>65539628
*snifs* I mean, my gott!
>>65539607
what is he eating?
>>65539645
vektor
>>65539645
Pancakes.
>>65539607
Doing just fine, this thread has been much better than the last at least
>>65539607
just listened to Magma
feelin good lad
>>65539673
oh hey djentsharefag, didn't realize you were here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmZgP77alYI
The absolute madman
what will anthony faptano say about magma
im scared lads
>>65539735
>>65539735
8/10
>>65539607
When I first saw that image, I thought that was blood between the pancake and the chin, like he was literally supposed to be retarded and stabbing himself in the throat by accident while eating pancakes.
>>65539781
delete this
>>65539784
Cool story bro
>>65539799
Wow my dubs sure look good
>>65539781
>>65539823
i don't understand this meme
>>65535793
he's a talentless hack desu
>>65539829
lruk /lit/ or /his/
>>65536484
>somebody in italy pepper sprayed their venue so they had to stop and evacuate
god bless ya
>>65538952
FUCK CHURCH
HIT BONG
Off-board memers pls go. /metal/-shitposting is already pretty bad but your off-topic shitposting is absolute cancer.
>>65539829
>>65539945
>being this much of a spook
But fine.
Who is the Max Stirner of metal?
>>65539945
this general is my property
>mfw someone worries about listening to "trve" metal near me
>>65539960
Björn "Speed" Strid
>>65539960
Björn "Speed" Strid
>>65540010
He did a killer song with Demon Hunter
>>65539960
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLVnOphtEnE
>>65539373
at least half the songs on the black album are good
fight me /metal/
>>65539945
wanna know what's absolute fucking cancer
this album
I can't believe I sit through 43 minutes of boring semi clean vocals and half-assed riffs
I'd rather listen to boring atmoshit
DREAM THRASH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0css1kqM0Y
>>65540104
>unforgiven
>wherever i may roam
>of wolf and man
>holier than thou
>sad but true
>enter sandman, because fuck you
agreeable
>August 26th
I
AM
HYPE
AS
FUCK
>>65540218
That extra upper case T is jarring as fuck
>>65540171
>enter sandman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWHlr3U_s8Q
>>65540218
>>65540257
wiligh
TforceT
>>65540257
Pls don't shittalk TwilighT force
TgayT
>>65540289
>wiligh force
>willy force
damn...
>>65540357
>band full of roleplaying nerds support willy forcing
Absolutely disgusting. Power metal needs to be made a safer place for women
TblacksemenlT
>>65540370
I should buy MYFAROG
>>65538774
What's wrong with Volbeat? Genericness?
>>65540502
bug type pokemon always suck
>>65540502
Every song sounds the same.
Even despite that I could jam to it if the vocalist wasn't on par with Chris Barnes in terms of shittiness.
>>65539503
best one today
>>65540104
I agree
>>65540546
you take that back you nigger barnes is literally perfect
So toda y i found a box with my old clothes and stuff, and there are lote of bandnt-shirts hoodies, a lot of bracelets, etc. That's from about 7-8 years ago, and i realized i've changed a lot and lost muy "metal style". I dont hace long hair anymore, i still wear band tees and boots (sometimes), but i dont look like that edgy 17yo anymore. Hace you stopped looking "metal" as you grow up
![tankard_-_zombie_attack_a[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/fvL5lpK.jpg "tankard - zombie attack a[1]")
