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/metal/ general: classy edition

old thread: >>65496348
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Catch 33,obzen, destroy erase, nothing or koloss?

Each answer is correct desu
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Alright lads? It's Bruce from Iron Maiden here, bringing you another /metal/ af poll. Vote for my best album here:

http://www.strawpoll.me/10429314

Cheers m8s.
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Wow, like bro, did you like, even hear the new Nails album? It's like, the best metal album of the year, there's not even like, any contest at all. The best.
Like, I mean wow man, like, how can a band even be that fucking angry, bro? I mean fuck.
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whaddya MEAN I don't respect my memes?

I shitpost on /mu/, don't I?
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>>65508377
whaddya MEAN I'm not kvlt enough?

I listen to Gojira every day
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Sludge from '94

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_73SI4CaEfk
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>>65508368
>trying to meme Nails
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>>65508390
whaddya MEAN I don't believe in Chuck?

I chucked his records in the trash
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>>65508279
I
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>>65508252
>that arm hair
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>>65508288
Uh Bruce, you didn't sing on some of those
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>>65508411
Nails have somehow managed to bridge the extremely wide distance between brocore meathead garbage and trendy hipster grind and then ride it all the way to the bank.
Nothing quite like putting the Nails album up there with the new Beyonce and Animal Collective albums on your end-year AOTY list to show everyone that yes, you are eclectic and yes, you are still in (a healthy, egalitarian and considerate) touch with your masculinity.
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>>65508472
Dude it's just music. Don't take it so seriously. Besides there are loads of cute girls at NAILS gigs
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>>65508498
It's bad music. Terrible, in fact.

>Besides there are loads of cute girls at NAILS gigs

Nobody who's actually capable of getting laid gives a fuck about something like this.
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>>65508443
I bet you don't even like bush
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>>65508279
C33 > DEI > Nothing > ObZen > Chaosphere >> Koloss
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If you don't tag each individual track in your library by yourself, following grammatical rules depending on the language of the title, tagging its lyrics, who composed it, the year it was composed, its genre, artist, album artist and its aggregate rating from at least 3 websites, you can untrve
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>>65508587
>you can untrve
*are untrve
God damn it
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How do you pick up metal chicks?
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>>65508643
By putting on your Megadeth shirt, walking up to them and asking them IF THEY WANT SUM FUK.
Metal chicks are trashy and easy as fuck. At least unless they're European trve BM(or especially NSBM) chicks.
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>>65508643

MAGNET
A
G
N
E
T
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>>65508667
kek
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>>65508587
>not tagging the cd/vinyl code and its record label, or the date of the remaster if available.
untrve piece of shit poseur leave the hall.
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Is Blackened Brutal Slam even a genre ?
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>>65508818
No
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Is Technical Atmospheric Blackgaze even a genre?
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Is Progressive Djentened Deathfolk even a genre?
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>>65508818
>>65508850
>>65508881
I wanna hear recs now.
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>>65508818
No

>>65508850
No

>>65508881
No
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Is Metal even a genre?
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What's the best Soilwork album?
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>>65508904
"no"
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>>65508948
the one with Bjorn "Speed" Strid
so all of them
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>>65508935
Is memeing even?
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>>65508818
This one is actually the most feasible, since "brutal" is redundant with "slam," and blackened death metal in general is pretty common.
>>65508881
There is a djent--folk-melodeath EP in existence:
http://lairofthebastard.blogspot.com/2015/08/niburta-reset.html
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Couple of threads back there was a little conversation about Speed Metal.
Anyone know some actual Speed bands, ones not overlapping with Thrash or Power.
Currently listening Speedwolf
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>>65508948
The one featuring Bjorn "Speed" strid
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>>65508948
>Steel Bath Suicide - Total length: 36:21
>The Chainheart Machine - Total length: 43:32
>A Predator's Portrait - Total length: 45:38
>Natural Born Chaos - Total length: 41:54
>Figure Number Five - Total length: 40:44
>Stabbing the Drama - Total length: 46:50
>Sworn to a Great Divide - Total length: 42:03
>The Panic Broadcast - Total length: 47:51
>The Living Infinite - Total length: 84:19
>The Ride Majestic - Total length: 49:50

based on this info, steel bath suicide is their best
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What makes metal 'heavy' for you?
Overall sound? Certain riffs? Bass heavy sound? Tempo?
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>>65509009
kek

I like how most mdm albums are short
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>>65509009
those are some awful album titles holy shit
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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EU0TUR-o6gE
>5:25
BRMRMRMRRMRMRMRMRMRMRMR
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>>65509047

>implying soilwork are modern dance music

I want /mu/drones to leave
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/metal/ can you rec me stuff like metallica's AJFA without the world-endingly bad production

pls no bully
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>>65509074
Their song titles are even better

>Sadistic Lullabye
>Steelbath Suicide
>Neon Rebels
>Possessing the Angels
>Machinegun Majesty
>Like the Average Stalker
>Needlefeast
>Neurotica Rampage
>Final Fatal Force
>Follow the Hollow
>No More Angels
>Weapon of Vanity
>I, Vermin
>Late for the Kill, Early for the Slaughter
>Parasite Blues
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>>65509119
electric wizard is a hipster meme
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>>65509147

only newfags believe this. they were getting along fine for years before the hipsters moved in
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>>65508643
You don't since they're all fat
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who here blackened core-tinged slavic wigger bulldozing ultra guttural slamming brutal death metal ?
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>>65509178
reported
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dopethrone is pretty much proof that if you find the right guitar tone you can make a good album just playing nothing but tired sabbath riffs
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>>65509208
you mean whole eletcric wizards' career
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Why is this so good?
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>>65509208
black sabbath's discography is proof of that
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Post-2nd wave black metal is pretty much proof that if you record your album in a toilet just playing nothing but tired darkthrone riffs hipster plebs will eat it up
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Does a more badass metal album exist?
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>>65509306
>badass
The 80s called.
They want their slang back.
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>>65509357
rofl
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Which one is actually good?
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Reminder that if you consider yourself a "Thrasher" you are a neo-thrasher and should leave the hall
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>>65509457
i can only stand rareform
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>>65508288
RUN TO THE HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLS

too fucking easy. and I'm not gay
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>>65509457
>slice the cake
Seriously?
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>>65509233
Read Noktorn's review of it.
>>65509441
Someone's easy to amuse.
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>>65508390
I listen to Gojira everyday tho

Except i think looking at metal in kvlt or not kvlt is fucking retarded, you hear me?
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>>65509457
>chugshit
>wank
>chughsit with spacey keyboards
>chugshit with ""atmosphere""
>pretentious bullshit
>boring deathgrind for people too good for deathcore
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Man, good to see that the insane non-stop shitposting took a break. For fucks sake, last weak this place was impossible to lurk, so filled with crap.
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>>65509457
Check out Disfiguring the Goddess for good deathcore/djent. I find the little ambient interlude thingies annoying, but some people say they add atmosphere. Regardless, this stuff is really heavy and catchy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ToNyD6XHlRc
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>>65508667
Underrated post

>>65508643
>Go to gig super early
>See chicks waiting (theres alwayd some but depends on band, see ghost has tons of chicks)
>Talk to them about music
>Alternative path
>Get into club early and occupy first row near stage near chick that appears single (eadiest to spot there)
>Have a good time and go apeshit
>Talk to her after concert

I did this 1 week ago and girl invited me to her room (i didnt fug her tho) because i borrowed her my hoodie when we were waiting outside for band to come out and i mentiined that i sleep in car because of reasons.

If i were slightly more aggresive i would probably score but im kissless virgin so you get the idea
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>>65509162
Not true holy shit i met so much cuties on last gojira and ghost gigs its surreal. Depends on genre tbsh
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>>65509554
either the lich king poster is asleep, or he got banned and is too stupid to evade it.
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>>65509619
Maybe his mother won't let him reset the router because she's playing World of Warcraft
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>>65509593
>i borrowed her my hoodie
this turn of phrase actually offends me more than your insane beta nu-male personality

you lent her your hoodie you fucking cuck
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>>65509619
reminder that he's an underage leafnigger
>>>/int/60498431
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>>65509644
/pol/ is leaking again
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I EXIST
TO RID THE WORLD OF THROBBING CYSTS
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>>65509667
That has nothing to do with /pol/ I think
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>>65509667
How can /pol/ leak into a general that's been filled with /pol/ for 3 years now?
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Is there anybody out there?
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>>65509667
more like triggered cuck leaking out of his shed
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>>65510044
What aid do you require, my fellow dubs?
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>>65510147
check these
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>>65510147
>>65510256
dubsposting is cancer
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>I BELIEVE
>IN THE MADNESS CALLED "NOW"
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>>65510293
repeating digits
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Let me tell you about Pantera fans. I roomed with a guy who was a Pantera fan. Real passive-aggressive fucker. Then he found Jesus. So he threw out all of his Pantera albums and bought new Pantera albums with the swearing censored, because "swearing is bad".
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>new cheerleader concubine was supposed to be out in march
>got delayed to april
>still isn't out yet

wew
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>tfw you finally break
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>>65508818
does this count?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWiQCg06yxM
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>>65510432
Tell him bout white power phil. maybe he'll ditch them for good
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>>65510044

wow havent even bothered listening the new single until now, nu metal is back and the worst MH era with it?
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>>65510520
that'll make him ashamed of the racists he calls friends
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>>65509306
Some Anon made a chart of essential badass metal; did anyone save it?
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>>65510622
It was just groove shit anyway
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>>65510656

nah it was bretty gud
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>>65509032
For me I gues it's a combination between fullness of sound (good production I guess), and a nice guitar tone.
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>be a fatass
>go on fruit and liquid diet
>shit myself daily
>it's clear, sticky and watery
>"it's a part of healing process"
metal for this feel?
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>>65510934
Ebu gogo - Gutting the child
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Why is Orchid so underrated?
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>>65509502
I fucking miss Noktorn.
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>>65511060
Blowpeth fucking sucks
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>>65511140
kys
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>>65511060
more like NOpeth amirite
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>>65511060
Orchid is actually their only listenable album. It's not particularly good, but at least it has the least amount of those absolute shit clean vocals.
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>>65511060
cuz it's not as good as the rest of their discog

honestly with the exception of their last 2 it's clearly their worst. even if you want some semblance of kvlt cred (in which case I suggest you just stop listening to opeth at all) why not pick morningrise, which improves on it in every way
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>>65511210
>Åkerfeldt
>shit vocals
How contrarian can you get?
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WTF i hate christians now?
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>>65511229
I have ears, anon. His growls are fine. His cleans are shit. Search your heart. You know it to be true.
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>Fucking hate /metal/ because everyone is 10 times more contrarian than me and I'm just into shit that /metal/ hates with a burning passion
>Can't stop coming back here

Why isn't there a cure for autism yet?
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>>65511210
>those absolute shit clean vocals.
opeth is literally one of the few cookie monster bands with good cleans. it's why normies like them so much

i know /meal/ rags on them for not being trve and being wanky etc which is like fine, whatever. but calling akerfeldt's vocals shit is just retarded
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>>65511279
shut the fuck up
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>>65511279
There are no better alternatives
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>>65511293
>wanky
lmao what
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>>65511307
He might fit right in with reddit

Seriously >>65511279 get some fucking standards
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post shit cleans
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3sYPX17cFk
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>>65511279

honestly you probably have better taste than most of them, they're just permanently butthurt that they were born too late to get any kvlt cred because everything is on youtube now. bunch of cuckolds tbqh
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>>65511279
Stockholm syndrome

Real talk tho, I'm almost the fuck outta here. I've catalogued every video game I have and I've realized I've never played games like Psychonauts, Fable and Max Payne 2. I've downloaded all the legendary anime films I've never seen. I've downloaded IMDB's top 100 films and I plan on reading most books by Charles Dickens and Mark Twain.

/metal/, /mu/ and 4chan are a social disease
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>>65511322
Do people actually like this?
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>>65511322
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J51LPlP-s9o
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>>65511365
No, they prefer your collection of 8-track black metal demos recorded innawoods
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>>65511365
No, I'm pretty sure most people don't really care for post-Watershed Opeth

at least post some of the actual classics if you're gonna b8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fT_waNzdKMg

>le do ppl actually like this meme xD
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>>65511377
Or they prefer their prog rock have actual experimentation and not just be imitations of popular 70's bands and vocals that aren't shit.
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>>65511279
/meal/fags have genuinely showed appreciation for fucking slipknot here'. how shit must your taste be if you're fucking butthurt about the general shittiing your bands.
>>65511362
>I've downloaded IMDB's top 100 films and I plan on reading most books by Charles Dickens and Mark Twain.
how about you start going to /tv/ and /lit/ first. if you're a regular here, that means your taste in metal is not entry level. do that with books and movies too.
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>>65509457
BOO
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>>65511360
>honestly you probably have better taste than most of them

I love Periphery's first 2 albums to death
Colors is one of my favorite albums
I think Coheed and Cambria is the most needlessly shat on band in /mu/
I've yet to listen to mathcore or mathrock I don't like
I prefer post-hardcore to almost any other genre

I'm just a pleb mane.
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>>65511408
>start going to /tv/
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>>65511408
>how about you start going to /tv/
Do not go to /tv/ if you want to get into film.
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>>65511267
>His cleans are shit
Opeth and Dark Tranquillity are the only metal bands that could mix harsh and clean vocals well
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>>65511412
Fitting acronym
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>>65511415

That's still better taste than 'everything is shit look at me pls look at me', you're fine m80
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>>65511419
>>65511429
/tv/'s entry level arthouse chart is a good starting point though, on par with /mu/'s charts. sure they jerk off about capeshit all the time but if you look hard and long enough you'll find gems, just like /mu/ and /meal/.
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>>65511267
>His growls were fine

Fixed.
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>>65511431
>Opeth and Dark Tranquillity

Well, you would certainly know about shit, wouldn't you?
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>>65511408
>>65511419
>>65511429

I've never met a more sad bunch of joyless fucks than /tv/ users.

They wouldn't know a good time if it 20 foot cactus of fun was shoved up their ass.
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>>65511419
>>65511429
>go to /tv/
>several GoT generals
>moe shit
>autists taking pictures of movie theaters and nitpicking shit aesthetics
>unironic pedowood appreciation
>Dan Schneider posting
The only good thing about /tv/ is letterbox general
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>listen to Ghost Reveries
>that first track
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDBykpSXsSE
How is Blackwater Park considered superior again?
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>>65511480
Dan Schneider posting is top-tier shitposting. How can you not love those threads?
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objective top 10

the moor
blackwater park
demon of the fall
april ethereal
when
ghost of perdition
deliverance
moonlapse vertigo
drapery falls
[insert token clean track here. either harvest, benighted, epilogue, or any of the first 3 tracks on damnation]
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>>65511431
this finngol wants to have a word with you
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What are some examples of good non-metal albums by metal artists?

unlike
>>65511322
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>>65511495
muh steve wilsonfu
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What other boards do you guys frequent?
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WE /OPETH/ NOW
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>try for years to get good at guitar
>endless frustration, barely make any progress
>dig my bass out one day because why not
>pure FUN

I accept it
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>>65511519
This
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNoNPxdPbWA
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>>65511535
/d/
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>>65511517
no bleak, no peak
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>>65511480
I hate how they think everyone's interest are inherently lesser to everyone else's too

Even imply you like playing vidya, reading comics, whatever and it get's met with "LOL YOU MUST BE 18 TO USE 4CHAN, get outta here fucking man baby"
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>>65511535
/tg/, /a/, and /m/ mostly

/pol/ and /his/ sometimes
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>>65511535
/sp/ is the only other one I still visit
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>>65511535
/v/ and /his/
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>>65511535
every board except /lgbt/
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>>65511579
>he visits /hm/
fag
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>>65511579
cute joke, but frequenting /mlp/ would make you more of a faggot than /lgbt/ tbqh
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watershed is superior to ghost reveries in every way
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Just listened to this album, did I like it?
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>>65511535

/pol/, /k/ and /his/
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>>65511579
>I'M NOT GAY I SWEAR GUYS REALLY STOP
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>>65511535
home board is here since i can post here with confidence. discounting generals that i frequent, it's /pol/, /v/, and /m/. i'm i'm in a particular mood for movies or books, than their boards respectively.

>>65511562
that's how /meal/ is with metal though. try lurking more. always works for me.
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>>65511535
/a/, /vr/, and /pol/
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>>65511247
Just gave this a listen not long ago.
What the fuck is up with the ambient shit song that last 25 min.
Thought i was listening to black-metal instead i got something that sounds like it was taking from meditation video.
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>>65511604
The Lotus Eater and Hessian Peel are top tier, but the rest is not that great
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>>65511626
Track 5 is one of the best parts of this. Pretty much ideal meditation music, to use to get away from your crazy looping trapped thought processes.

The rest is pretty damn good, and features one of the greatest guitar tones ever. That chainsaw puts Sunlight Studios to shame.
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>>65511562
That's the way it is everywhere on 4chan, to keep out whiny redditors who want to turn it into a hugbox like yourself.
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>>65511604
>>65511627
MAYH and still life shit all other both t b h f a m s
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>mfw /mu/ likes Opeth now and un-ironically visits /pol/.
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why are we circlejerking opeth?
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>>65509032
When it makes me want to headbang at a slow to moderate pace, and the musicians, especially the drummer hits at a high velocity
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>>65511686
>>65511682
It's a nightmare.
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>>65511682
>>65511686
This general unironically likes Slipknot and deathcore now, trvefags leave
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>>65511682

>/pol/ is bad

put your trip on dmsharegoy
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>>65511399
>demon of the fall
my nigga. that's probably my fav opeth song
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>>65511703
/pol/ is only good for shitposting. Same with /lgbt/. They are containment boards, nothing else.
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>>65508643
I managed to pick up a t small skinny azn metal head at a punk festival by talking to her like you would in trying to get any other girl except add in some chat about bands.
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>>65511686
Because they're not popular anymore
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>>65511727

you can get on board and praise Kek or be left behind brother, the choice is yours
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the only reason metalheads hate opeth is because they broke out anyway. if they'd disbanded after still life then they'd be hailed as le obscure 90s classics
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>>65511748
It's all good, nigga. Thanks tho.
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Hey Faggots,
My name is Mikael, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
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>>65511750
Imagine if all of Metallica died in the bus crash
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is there anyone from /meal/ still using plug.dj or something like it?
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>>65511750
the only reason french people hate hitler is because he invaded paris in 1939. if he'd died after writing mein kampf he'd be hailed as der obscure 30s revolutionary
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>>65511799
i wish
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>>65508422
The patrician answer
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>>65511799
eh, I like AJFA, and some kind of monster is a comedy classic

no thanks
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>>65511799
would be fine if the bus crash happened after and justice for all
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>>65511814
the difference of course being that invading other countries is inherently kind of cunty

whereas suddenly becoming successful off the back of the same sound you already had (hell, still life and blackwater park are literally the most similar albums in opeth's discog) is not
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>>65511787
What was the first version of this pasta?
I remember it being posted on /a/ some time ago.
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There are 3 metallica albums with all in the title

Kill Em All
And Justice For All
MetAllica
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>>65511799
but I like the black album singles

i thought everyone did, secretly
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>>65511874
fucking lmao
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>>65511686
second wave contrarianism
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>>65511874
pls be a troll
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>>65511888
okay just imagine those singles were an EP
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>>65511874
>http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/shit-was-so-cash--2
;P
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>>65511535
/tg/ and /pol/
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>>65511682
>likes Opeth and visits /pol/
everyone does this, they just pretend they don't for kvlt cred
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>>65511888
Nothing Else Matters and Enter Sandman are godawful.

Struggle Within is where it's at.
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>>65508252
this is a disapointing thread, the only classy picture is OPs, I want to take metal seriously but you keep dressing like shit clowns
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>Opeth
>Metallica
>/pol/

Where am I?
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gonna name my black metal project after a Twilight reference
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>>65511961

How new are you to be surprised /pol/ is here?
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>>65511961
r/metal, obviously
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>>65511961
tumblr
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post a better band than Opeth, pro tip you can't.
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>>65512028
Dream Theater
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>>65512028
My favorite band.
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>>65508288
>no brave new world

it's objectively their best
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/metal/, i need help. i'm looking for a particular brand of prog metal. something close to Agalloch's The Mantle but with more actual metallic elements, or i guess another comparison would be something similar to this particular Opeth track:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9RzeEwXb_c

Basically, i'm looking for something with folk passages with a strong enough sense of atmosphere but isn't necessarily something that could get labelled as "folk metal", if that makes any sense.
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>mallcore isn't allowed on r/metal
>meanwhile /metal/ jerks over Slipknot, ROTN, and "sludgewave"
We need to save this place, now.
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>>65509357
Get bent you shitter
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>>65512080
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLYoJgbybes
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2007 was a shitty year for metal
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>>65512088
yeah we have standards to uphold right brother?

rock on
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>>65512088

Why don't you go back if it's so much better there?
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>>65512080
They're not prog, but listen to Mournful Congregation.
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>>65512088
>popular band blacklist
>album of the week is babby's first trad doom.
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>>65512129
Looked them up on RYM and i noticed that this has the same labels as Esoteric, who i really couldn't get into. Are they that similar?
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>>65512080
these might not be folk enough for you but you might like Thy Catafalque and his side project Gire

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uyV8LwjXXqU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FKjPhxEgnY
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>>65512088
I got you m80
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQwZtZGqGus
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>>65512088
>I
What's wrong with I?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txGoUm99kXQ&list=PLQ7vZ1wvJdsTE16Ry3K66nXCOHira9spJ
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>>65511535
/a/v/co/tg/
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>>65511535
/vr/, /wg/, /gif/, /qa/ & /fa/.
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>>65512253
Most of the blacklist isn't because people don't like the bands, but because they get posted too much and drown out lesser popular stuff.
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new Dan "Lemme remaster your album, bro" Swanö
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYC0MWb3aFo
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>>65511535
/vg/, /ck/, /X/ when I feel like getting a dose of bullshit
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Have you listened to the microtonal black metal aoty yet?
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>>65511535
Used to go on /pol/, then I quit
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>>65512412
>usbm
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>>65512412
>unironically listening to the Viper of US atmoshit
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>>65512465
This guy is the actualy Viper of metal t bh

http://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Senmuth/90703
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Meshugogo Chugging the Child
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>>65511517
Finally some love for Moonlapse Vertigo
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>>65512596
>Senmuth believes that his target audience is defined as "an educated, socially active and intellectual development of young and mature individuals who know how to conduct self-identity and criticism surrounding reality, capable of resisting the imposed priorities and the impact of the media."
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>>65512626
this is horrifying
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>>65512716

What if I combined Neoandertals lyrics with Meshuggah lyrics?

Stand by.
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Does anyone remember that one really autistic and lengthy RYM list of albums that ruined metal? I remember it had Jag Panzer, Morbid Saint, and a bunch of other critically acclaimed bands on it
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>>65512716

>Trapped in a ceaseless fever of spite
>Spitting back chewed cum
>an unending fit of resentment and anger
>Sometimes losing a life can be fun
>Caught in a moment of unforgiveness
>Struggling for breath
>In the snapshot of a hate filled second
>No way out of her gloom
>The speechless flickering of uncomprehending eyes
>Vaginal fluids stuffed back into the mouth
>Dilated in disbelief
>Mouthful of death
>Your vacant gaze distorted
>Keen on torture
>Twisted in its accusing glare
>Greeted by her humid tomb
>Teeth glimmering in emotional rage
>Forced to enjoy foreign semen
>Spit of hate suspended in mid-air
>Seeing love she was never dreaming
>Bodies strained in fury
>Dark emotions causing depression
>Devoured by jaws of despair
>Fear of death not an option
>One single image frame I wish to forget
>An after-rape suicide is your wish?
>now replayed in succession of millions
>Only if your cadaver grants a cold kiss
>The one second I will always regret
>Tasty lips of the afterlife
>My hell found in its reiteration
>Weight loss due to starvation
>Held within the visualization,
>To die through weakness

>tfw they're literally the same band

What have I done?
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>>65512802
>Metallica
>Sepultura
>At the Gates
>Crade of Filth
>Cannibal Corpse
>Pantera
>Opeth
>Meshuggah

Pantera is the absolute worst offender for sticking a knife in metal's back
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>>65512748
slipknot//neoandertals

>Your significantly smaller cranium capacity is like
>Mental retardation on my tongue
>You fuckin' mimic advanced behaviours I will rip you apart
>I'll reach in and take a bite out of that
>Human meat you call a heart...
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>>65512842
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>>65512842

mechuggah lyrics aren't funny enough for this to go anywhere m80
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>>65512872

Pantera is the best Metal band. Full stop.
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>>65512872
you forgot Disturbed. and since you put Meshuggah there, you might as well put Black Sabbath
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>>65512887
t. Frederick Thornenballs
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>>65512872
robb fuck off
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>>65512872
It most likely had those but I really want to find it again
It may have been deleted for all I know
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>>65511517
no serenity painted death
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>>65512872
No.
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>>65512890
Pantera is trailer park metal like Slipknot and Manson.
The fact they're circlejerked here is astounding
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>>65512946
Are you talking to me?
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>>65512925
what does Black Sabbath have to do with Meshuggah
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>>65512946

You're objectively wrong I'm going to tell you why right after I buy some mineral water, to drink.

Back in 20 minutes or so. Prepare sphincter.
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>>65512946

you can't be something you're not, I guess
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>>65512962
fuck off with your shitty stale memes
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