Memeblack Edition
>>65368262
first for all the czechbros
This is the last /metal/ thread. Say your goodbyes.
nth for based drunk tunes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JNI0vd0tz8
I bet half of this general's problems are because most of us are drunkposting.
FORGING TOWARD THE SUNSET
IGNITING BITTER REALITY
AND IN THAT DESPERATE MOMENT
LAY THE THOUGHTS OF TRUE CLARITY
>>65372311
actually my posts get a lot better when i'm drunk
>memeanything
STOP THIS STUPID SHITPOSTING I'VE HAD ENOUGH YOU FUCKING PIECES OF SHIT I SWEAR I'LL TRACK YOU DOWN ALL OF YOU FUCKING DISGUSTING SHITPOSTER AND I WILL KILL YOU SLOWLY SO YOU BEG FOR COMPASION AND REGRET WHILE SOBBING AND PANICKING WHILE I CUT YOU ALL INTO PIECES
STOP
THE
SHITPOSTING
RIGHT
NOW
OR I SWEAR TO ALL THE GODS I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU
>>65372336
Better to you.
>>65372337
chill b
>>65372311
iI'm hitting the shitpost juice hard for the first time in a couple of months desu
>>65372337
>vektor termemenal redux
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fi_GN1pHCVc
this song is so fucking good
>>65372375
good post
>>65372373
shut up rummy
>>65372337
nice falseflag
>>65372375
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=moIc4vXc3SY
>>65372395
join me later tonight for the 'oh god bolt thrower is like heavy but sad as fuck I'm not crying fuck you' hour
who hyped?
>>65372419
No. You're disgusting, and you can't hold your liquor.
>>65372375
this is bretty gud, I always assumed they were full gay teenager bait. it's pretty much just fun hard rock like alter bridge or something
>>65372433
and what exactly are you going to do about it? that's what I thought
>>65372486
I'm going to remind you that you're sad and alone.
>>65372517
pissing in an ocean of piss m80
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfOtJ98d1Ms
>>65372567
Then you are now a deeper, filthier ocean of piss.
Having a single beer lads
metal for this feel?
>>65372642
Something by anal cunt, because you're a pussy
>>65372517
f-fuck you..
>>65372639
why not stop being salty and post some tunes eh?
>>65372642
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sl9iqXIhEsM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfXtX6k7SZA
Take your pick.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IoyToHOWSV8
IMMORTAL LAND LIES DOWN IN AGONY
>>65372666
Satan confirms it
>>65372258
It keeps going, I keep hoping it dies.
>>65372642
Something by Blasphemy, get a blasphemy vodka.
if you could have anyone's singing voice what would you have?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IoyToHOWSV8
>tfw ywn sound like jon scalzi
post what you're listening to /meal/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHF1YQmanfw
>>65372804
fuck me wrong link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOQF6RDRIe0
>>65372804
Dan from Tesseract
>>65372865
>Not ashe
>tfw about to see Chelsea Wolfe
You jelly, /meal/?
>>65372968
he's shit live i've heard
I AM A SPACE PIRATE YOU KNOW MY NAME
AND ROGUE MINING IS A DANGEROUS GAME
>>65372831
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTdAmik04Mk
post non-numale metal albums
>>65373092
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYdpVMAtUso
>>65373032
IMPERIAL NAVY CAN'T KEEP UP MY PACE
which song is this btw? I know it but I'm unsure if its from Hardworlder or Traveler
who /oldmale/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_oYFiSWZDk
>>65373233
High Passage/Low Passage from Traveller
>A LIVING LEGEND IN THE ASTEROID MINES
>AVOIDING TARIFFS AND IMPERIAL FINES
>>65373266
I'm too old for 4chan desu
>>65372432
>Czech Rep.
>>65373310
same
>>65373282
man I loved slough feg as a kid, still do desu, at least their older stuff
>>65372804
Rob Halford for cleans
Akerstache for growls
who /snapback/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xFgaXl93vQ
>>65373363
the newest one I nkow of theirs is Hardworlder which is just pure quality, after that I dunno
>>65372804
Daniel Heiman probably, goddamn that guy has a powerful voice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVjcD_LPukw
>>65373403
Ape Uprising is alright
I just like their older stuff better
one of the few "power metal" sort of bands I love
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KN6waPIp1nk
Give me the most brutal, chugging, pitchshifter-happy brutal death metal you can
>>65373508
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFGmSiSJjlM
>>65373492
I think Slough Feg kind of have a space all of their own. They're heavy as fuck without getting into Iced Earth cheesy semithrash and old school sounding without sacrificing any heaviness. Really unique.
>>65373508
>>65372831
MAH NIGGA
>>65373508
not dm but groovy as fuck with pitch shifted vocals
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdxScXolsJU
>>65373579
I just like their folksy vibe, for their older more fantasy stuff but also how they sort of make sci-fi folk sounding songs
>>65373631
right? It's like Thin Lizzy and Gary Moore but with fucking riffs and science fiction
Rank Arghoslent albums. For me, it's Galloping > Incorrigible = Hornets
while we're talking folksy stuff, anyone else into this? I got shit all over last time I posted it but it's so damn good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBu9N1fJ6bg
>0:45
>fuck yeah
>>65373695
Galloping > Arsenal > Send Forth > Incorrigible > Hornets
>>65372804
David Gold
>tfw almost do
>>65372831
>>65372831
SHAVE IS BELLY WID A RUSTY RAZAH
SHAVE IS BELLY WID A RUSTY RAZAH
EARLY IN DE MORNEN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3UebW-dGPY
>>65373805
I listened to Incorrigible Bigotry a couple nights ago and thought it was just alright but also some of the better melodeath I've heard. If I can't get into Arghoslent does that just mean melodeath in general just isn't my thing?
>>65373966
Arghoslent is reet good but it's not melodeath. It's riffy heavy metal with distortion and growls. Don't base your impression of melodeath on them
>>65373906
why do people like this band. it makes me think deeply about how far humanity has fallen.
>>65374025
It's fun. It's a guilty pleasure for me.
>>65374025
I love it, it's like what I thought future music would sound like when I was 10.
>>65373906
I genuinely enjoy the first two songs and the last track while in my room when no one is around with the door locked
>>65374025
F U N
U
N
>>65374060
>Road of Resistance and The ONE
Dragonforce fan?
>>65372432
>tfw loved Korpse's new album
>they're playing in the czech republic
>tfw the discharge concert you were going to go to tomorrow got cancelled
>tfw no slam bands in portland
IT'S NOT FAIR
>liking fun
>>65374039
my guilty pleasure is bashing 15 year old Asian girls bands on image boards but hey to each thier own.
if you grew up before everyone got into being weebs and japanese stuff was your idea of futuristic this shit is amazing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cK3NMZAUKGw
it's like being in a sci fi movie but real
>>65374149
thats true but there's a big issue with it that stands above that. its the fact its bad music.
>>65374149
I don't give a single fuck about weeb culture or most popular Japanese culture, I just enjoy what music I think is good, and this sounds good.
>>65374149
I just generally liked anime and anime theme songs when I was a kid, so Japanese poppy stuff isn't hard to listen to for me
>>65374195
Maybe for you
>>65373966
See if these articles can help you:
http://www.deathmetal.org/article/the-three-types-of-melodic-death-metal/
http://www.deathmetal.org/article/the-misnomer-of-melodic-metal/
>>65374080
Those songs were Dragonforce tracks done right honestly
The Jap girl vocals really did it for me, as gay as that sounds
I do like a couple of Dragonforce songs though, i'll admit
>>65374206
what you think is good =/= to what is actually good if you didn't know
>>65374090
>Discharge
You realize they don't just play Hear Nothing See Nothing material right? There's no reason to see Discharge.
>>65374220
you wrote this shit didn't you
>>65374242
Kill yourself if you actually believe this.
>>65374242
kys my man
>>65374099
uhg I HATE that
>>65374254
fuck off tripfag
>>65374254
There is when eyehategod and toxic holocaust were playing with them.
>>65374233
Well, the music was written by Dragonforce for those two songs, so there's that. And I agree with you on the Jap vocals.
>>65374266
I wish, reddit.
>>65374220
lold
>>65374300
Such a weird lineup.
>>65372804
Snake
>>65373092
>Slam
>>65374279
>>65374268
nicest thing ive been told all day thanks guys really brightens up my mood.
>>65374332
Not really
>>65374359
>125x70
what is this? a picture for manlets?
>>65374359
kys weeb
>>65374332
it was but I was so hyped. And i can't go to the concert with Beyond Creation and Rivers of Nihil because that's on a day when I have summer school (trying to graduate earlier) and it's a 5 day a week class that starts at 8am, so I don't want to stay up late and fuck up.
>>65374359
fuck off thumbnail poster, slam is great
>>65374359
>dislikes slam
>weeaboo
>downloads the thumbnail
Holy fuck how much of a failure can you be
>>65374195
>>65374206
not trying to be all 'hurr I'm older than you so I win' but there's a definite window for us lads who grew up in the 90s and saw Japanese stuff as the peak of futuristic cutting edge shit, before weebs existed. Like Akira was this exotic sci fi and shit. Babymetal
reminds me of those times, before the 'future' turned into bland Iphone shite
>>65374359
whoops, no idea what happened to that one
>>65374433
i lel'd
>>65374323
>tips
>>65374445
kys weeb
>>65374433
I don't like slam, so less of one than you
>>65374403
I just took 2 days off work to go see Nails with Full of Hell, and also Primitive Man with Dragged into Sunlight. Should be rad.
>>65373805
I'd put send forth at the end actually, the jazzy stuff just doesn't work imo. As for Arsenal, I haven't even listened to that yet. I will soon though.
>>65374441
i grew up int 90's and while weebs wernt really and 90's anime was like 10x better than the shit today but i wouldnt call it the veiw of what the future is. if anything a more futureistic style of music would be something like scar symmetry or the algorithm. thats makes me think future. baby metal makes me think bad music.
COME ON AND SLAM
AND WELCOME TO THE JAM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZBo1SR4Ac4
>>65373966
>If I can't get into Arghoslent does that just mean melodeath in general just isn't my thing?
Perhaps, but to really see if you can get into melodeath you should listen to the jester race and friends.
>>65374561
we'll have to call it a matter of taste then m80. I get nothing out of scar symmetry and stuff but love babymetal as my idea of 'future pop music'. all depends on what you grew up with I suppose
>>65374571
Metalcore bands forever proving downtuned guitars =/= heavy
>>65374530
>I'd put send forth at the end actually
Then you might need to listen to it again because it's a nice mixture somewhere between Galloping and Incorrigible. And I placed Arsenal of Glory that high because it has my favorite Arghoslent song: The Negress.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSNQh9ki6zc
>post yfw we've had two basically functional /meal/threads in a row
eat it shitposters
>>65374824
shhhhhh don't encourage them
>>65374677
Some of the songs are great I agree, but that one song with that whole jazz passage blows.
>The Negress
Do you like that song for the lyrics or the music? The music just feels subpar and directionless compared to their newer stuff.
>>65374824
Was this post necessary?
>>65374841
I know, I just had to have a wee gloat
>>65372432
too far, too far
living proof that somebody accomplished the greatest guitar tone of all time without even using a fucking amp
SOMETIMES WHEN I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGqUo7a7J_I
>>65374659
Where'd you grow up m8? Anime-heavy environment too?
>>65374898
Used to be obsessed with this album. Then I realized I was being an emo faggot.
>>65374949
not at all, I only knew manga and stuff from a nintendo mag called Super Play who had a japanese correspondent and reviewed grey market import games. It totally took me by surprise when weebshit got popular over here, I thought I was hardcore ordering VHS tapes from Tartan
>>65375036
EU?
>>65375021
those feels are part of life m80, don't fall for the 'le hyper masculine look at my waxed mustache' meme shit
>>65374824
Sorry, I was at the gym
>>65374571
>not a slam cover
you had one job.flif
>>65375072
Britbong
>>65375122
>iopq
>gym
Man you're hilarious
LOOKING AT YOU
I FIND AGAIN
I AM STARVING I YOUR MYSTERYYYY
>>65375237
YOU
LOOKING AT ME
LOOKING AT YOU
Angantyr - Kristendrab, excellent early works
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9ip9RLQMJ0
>>65372831
>>65374897
what?
>>65374897
buzzy guitars are truly the best
>>65374673
CHUGGAGA
CHUGCHUGCHUGGAGA
CHUGCHUGGAGA
CHUGCHUGCHUGCHUGCHUGCHUGCHUGGAGGA
>>65375218
that nigga doesnt like immortal btw
>>65375548
Mah nigga. You better listen to Profanatica as well.
>>65375696
Wow fuck him
>>65375548
>>65375731
mein negars.
Original Kataklysm poster here. Some of you guys are actually alright.
>Lyrical Themes: Cuckold, Conservatism, Social Justice Warriors, Gamergate, Donald Trump, Men's Rights, Virginity
>>65375821
Whitechapel?
>>65375821
i dont believe you
>>65375821
>Cuckold
Definitely Emmure.
friendly reminder that this album has legit comic sans font on the cover.
>>65375125
So yeah, not much anime huh? Surprised you like weeb music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3cMpwPZf7g
TELL ME THAT AINT THE TIGHTEST SHIT
someone give me more bands like this
Recommend me some non shitty power metal if that exists
>>65376145
>>65376145
Iron Maiden
>>65372804
Khan
Always Khan
RIP KHANNNNNNNNNN
>>65376178
not him but i dont get the appeal of iron maiden. they go for COMPLEX RIFFS that don't sound cool or interesting at all. i hate that death changed to iron maiden's shit sound (high quality, but high pitched whining guitar) with spiritual healing onward. it sounds awful, do you have to know guitar to appreciate powermetal?
>>65376145
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8KN3ju3xPmo&index=10&list=PLA0UMXhhJIpvj7pkGSKEXsj510bvoS5b1
Prepare for the cheese
>>65374090
What the fuck the discharge show I was gonna go to last Sunday got postponed too. Figured it was because they were booked for the death fest but maybe they just suck.
>>65376359
I dig the vocals, and the instrumentals sound good to me. That's all that is important to me
This is good.
>>65376570
their visas got fucked and they can't come to the US or something, idk. Sucks major ass.
>>65374659
there you go we solved the problem Pop inst metal. baby metal isnt metal. non metal stuff doenst belong in this thread. case closed m8.
>>65375984
desu i never noticed. went from best in flames album to worst right there.
>>65377024
He said it's HIS idea. Doesn't make it right
>>65377067
liking babymetal doesnt make it good.
>>65377024
not even who you're talking to, but if you actually talked like a person who puts any amount of thought into their posts you wouldn't sound like a retard.
>>65377080
It's good to me, that's all that matters
>>65376359
This is the first time I see someone refer to iron maiden as complex, what the fuck, are you some kind of inbred mongoloid primate?
>>65376637
they pull off 8 string guitars well without being chuggy and derivative
holy shit, this is so good. it's like i'm back in 2008 but with modern production.
>>65377163
Put your trip back on White Noise
What are some good 2002 metal albums? I feel like going on a metal discovey year-by-year.
Does /metal/ like cannibis corpse?
>>65377444
*Cannabis
>>65377444
DUDE
WEED
LMAO
>>65377444
>dude weed metal
Haven't heard of them, I'll give em a whirl later
>>65377444
>>65377499
>>65377522
It's one of those days, /meal/
Give me something pissy and angst ridden.
>>65377444
DUDE FIXATION ON CANNABIS LMAO
_____ _______ - ___ ___________
Post most listened album
>>65377832
>>65377444
goat song titles and lyrics
>>65377832
I'M A WILD CHILD
COME AND LOVE ME
>tfw saw Baroness tonight and they crushed it
Why does /meal/ hates on Baroness again?
>tfw every time I come home from work /metal/ is dead as fuck
Seriously where the fuck is everyone? Why does it always get so fucking quiet around 12 am?
So, if I bleed out of my anus, does that make me metal?
Is Emperor worth listening to if I like Ihsahn?
What are some essential grind bands? Besides early Carcass, Terrorizer and Napalm Death
>>65378257
Think so. Just start with their newer albums.
>>65378257
thier last album is basically an Ihsahn album and unsanely good
>>65378257
>listens to Ihshan
>never listened to Emperor before
>>65377850
Mein neger
>>65373695
Incorrigible Bigotry > Galloping Through The Battle Ruins > Hornets of the Pogrom
>>65378379
Galloping > incorigible > hornets
>>65378337
That's one dank ass album cover
>>65378175
eastern time or
>>65378185
hard to say
>>65378479
pacific
>>65378299
nasum and rotten sound
>tfw like metal sound but hate how everything's so aggressive
I've come to a point of not being able to find things I like that I'm beginning to question myself, if it's comfy, is it even metal?
>>65378897
There's plenty of non-aggressive, 'comfy' metal you lazy sod.
>>65378299
Dead Infection
Any D-beat styled grindcore bands to cheek out?
>>65372432
>Bain de Sang playing at Obscene Extreme
good for them
>>65378897
>I'm a pussy
Gojira - Magma
>>65378897
There's so much non-aggressive metal out there mang
>>65378506
west coast shitposters need to step it up
>>65378897
just listen to heavy metal and power
>>65378897
>>65379179
and doom
>>65378299
Cattle decapitation
>>65378299
Naked City and Painkiller are top tier jazzgrind
>>65374025
>everything has to be serious
>this fokin song
>those fokin goblin vocals
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFg-uURZaZ0
>>65372715
Best power metal album ever
>>65379271
Cannibal Sodom has the clearly better solos
>>65379085
Vektor - Terminal Redux?
Where's that atmoshit chart?
>We're the best band and we're super cool
what did he mean by this?
New Opeth album coming later this year lads.
>Inb4 notmeal
The reissue is DR8 as opposed to the DR7 of the original. I am amazed.
>>65380495
I wish more record companies did this.
>>65380495
>>65380519
I've actually downloaded a couple of vinyl reissues of albums with increased DR, but they came in 24/96 and I dithered them down to 16/44.1, did I permanently destroy the increased DR by doing that?
>>65380565
No, though you might have altered the quality a little (so little that it's inaudible).
what BM should I listen to after wolves, mgla, deafheaven, batushka, etc
>pls no bully I know it's unkvlt entry level stuff
>>65380495
I guess we're winning?
imagine having hot, steamy sex with Phil Anselmo
imagine his sweaty, muscular, tattooed body pressing against you as his elephant cock ravages your anus
imagine his forceful, confident thrusts
imagine his masculine and animalistic moans and groans and he reaches climax and enriches your backside with his manshaft juice
it is a nice thing to imagine, isn't it?
>>65380946
>mgla
>unkvlt
mgla is a long-running and credible black metal band with close ties to a number of long-running and credible artists and labels, they're a fantastic example of a band that attained success by simply putting in the effort for it, without compromising in any way.
mgla is kvlt and are still regarded as kvlt by anyone who knows anything about the band or the contemporary black metal landscape in general. the fact that they're regarded as manufactured hipster BM by some people in these threads says less about the band and more about how ignorant and clueless /metal/ is.
anyway, listen to sargeist and baise ma hache.
>>65381074
>sargeist
Damn. That's some shit right there. Good recs bro.
>>65372432
>insect warfare
I've been away for two weeks so what dank memes have I missed?
>>65381337
Gojira - Magma
Vektor - Terminal Redux
Goktor - Magma Redux
>>65381373
>Goktor - Magma Redux
>>65375821
>/pol/: the band
>>65375984
At least it's not Papyrus
Hi there! Dave "Dave "Dave" Dave" Mustaine here again! Thank you for your votes! We of cock rock legends Megadeth value your opinions, and with your feedback in mind, our next album will be a 3 hour post-industrial blackgaze concept album about a dystopian future where guitar music is no longer allowed! Peace out! \m/(-_-)\m/
>>65381560
>peace sells
>3 votes
not kvlt
>>65381586
>megacuck
>kvlt
Black metal is objectively shit and boring
>>65381640
gr8 post
>>65381651
Thank you, just spreading the word
>>65380218
When? Can't see anything about this.
I don't really care about their new stuff anyways, but new album means a tour, and they always put on a good show
>>65381640
biggest stockholm syndrome in metal
>>65381676
Well Black metal surely left a bitter taste
>>65381676
not stockholm syndrome but people just being inexperienced in music and not realising that what they're listening to is garbage
>tfw this general is becoming so right it's turning on black metal just for having the word 'black' in it
only trump can save us now
>>65381718
Trump confirmed for having shit taste
Kvlt babies >>>/out/
what did he mean by this?
>>65381746
>self made infernal faggotry embodied
>>65381744
>Trash metal thinking it's not the worst "extreme metal"
>>65381746
He meant "I'm a turbovirgin NEET shitposting inbetween faps"
>>65381776
It's not extreme but by ammount of quality bands produced it's equal to death metal >>>>> power gap >>>> grind >>>> power gap >>>>> black metal