ITT: Things you hate in music
>4 hours long
>Slap Bass
>Intro to a song is beautiful and suddenly the song has an abrupt shift
>Hidden song after 5-10 minutes of silence
>Spoken word poems to start off a emo album
>Cheesy spoken word parts in general
>Farts and shitting sounds
>Overly "twee" vocals (Cardigans) mixed with Lounge music
>Overly produced pop punk
>The singers from Panic! At The Disco, Fall Out Boy and Blink-182
>Harsh noise for 1 hour
>"We made this album to have fun"
>>65231390
>Hating elseq 1-5
>>65231390
>slap bass
>bad
cuck
>>65231417
Did I mention elseq 1-5?
That being said, it is a tl;dr album. But then again most of Autechre's albums are longer.
I'm referencing 69 love songs more than anything really.
Wow you really are an embarrassing trip
>When the singer sings "singing"
>>65232236
fuck, you are right. Chris Martin does do that a lot.
And I just realized how stupid it is too.
>>65231390
breh you don't fuck with panic at the disco?
>>65231390
>Hating on slap bass
Retarded, but either way:
>post-rock
>post-punk
>"post" anything
>background male/female voices in metal song that sound like they're mumbling while crying
>Underappreciated drummer dying of boredom during the whole song
>great instrumental metal songs that are interrupted by some spoken word shit that could be done by vocals
>two albums by the same band/artist are just as good as each other, but one of them was mixed by a dog in front of a computer, turning it to shit (looking at you "Ark Work")
>>65232403
Why do you inherently hate post-anything? Is it that you assume that nothing good can come from revisiting the genre or is it that you really have not seen anything good come from it?
>>65231465
>hating an album because its long
what happened
where did we go wrong?
>>65232906
Most major post-rock and post-punk records I listened to I just found insufferable, and I for one have a personal bias against GY!BE and Joy Division, but coming to think of it, I have nothing against Post-Industrial.
>>65233058
Do you think it's a matter of taste that you don't enjoy albums of that genre or is something that comes from being involved with those genres?
Also can you elaborate on why you don't like them? I'd understand finding them just boring for dancing around on the shoulders of giants and doing nothing to grow but otherwise I can't find much to despise, at least of the genre as a whole.
>first song is quiet, subtle, etc.
>second song is loud as fuck, features screaming or tons of dissonance
>>65233268
I think it's a matter of taste. I particularly dislike them because I like my music more hard-hitting than that, and those genres seem to downplay the likeable qualities of major genres I'm not the biggest fan of either (never been much of a fan of "rock" - as in basic rock music, and only liked punk but was never in love with it). I always preferred metal and the likes.
>hating spoken word parts
but the best pop song ever written thrives on spoken word
![2281388[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/MmMMun8.jpg "2281388[1].jpg")
>>65231390
>Farts and shitting sounds
excuse you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Q7ABB8h7KA
Does this count as a 'cheesy spoken word' part?
>hair metal
>vocal harmonies for the whole song
>rappers rapping about the fact that they are good rappers
>>65232403
>post-rock
>post-punk
>"post" anything
Here's how I know you're fifteen and know nothing.
>>65234879
>if you diss muh Joy Division you're 15
>even though it's the music 15 year olds listen to as an affectation
>>65231390
>>Intro to a song is beautiful and suddenly the song has an abrupt shift
Reminds me The Art of Peer Pressure by Kendrick Lamar
Completely wasted beat on the intro
>>65234879
>someone doesn't like what i like, they must be underage
maybe you just need to learn to deal with different perspectives
>>65231390
>hating slap bass
Everything else is understandable but what the fuck?
>>65231390
Fuck off montie.
>>65232236
>lyrics say something along the lines of "THIS IS OUR SONG SO WE'RE GONNA SING IT"
>>65234924
I didn't say anything about Joy Division.
>>65235074
Maybe people shouldn't go and dismiss an entire genre of music because they heard a couple songs they didn't like. That's something a child would do.
>>65235208
And I didn't say anything about my opinion being objective, only responded with things that I disliked in music when asked for things I disliked in music
>heard a couple songs they didn't like
I heard a couple handfuls of records I didn't like
>>65235208
Fair enough but calling someone a child based on a statement they made, no matter how child like it may be, is equally as child like. Best thing to do is just ignore it, it's not as if you're really going to persuade someone to suddenly change their mind by calling them a child.
>>65232403
>Hating on based Post-Hardcore
>>65231390
>live
>lead singer asking the audience to do anything other than sing along at certain points at most
hate this shit so much
>>65235255
Your logic is very flawed.
>>65235351
If the music calls for it, then what's wrong with hyping up a crowd?
>>65231390
>Slap Bass
>Intro to a song is beautiful and suddenly the song has an abrupt shift
>"We made this album to have fun"
>Disliking these
Wew lad
>>65235411
hyping the crowd and collectively making them do things to your whim are different things
i'm talking shit like "EVERYONE WAVE YOUR HANDS, EVERYONE JUMP UP AND DOWN" etc
you shouldn't really tell your audience to do anything other than sing along or be quiet IMO
>>65234507
>vocal harmonies for the whole song
B-but choir concertos though...
>>65235505
I wasn't thinking of that, I meant when there's only one singer and he sings in multiple layers of harmonies the whole time. If it's a choir then it's more than legit
>>65235582
stuff like beach boys should be fine too then?
>>65231390
Kill yourself already.
>>65235611
I personally dislike them, but yeah I'd say it's generally fine.
>song gets really good
>abruptly ends
>>65231390
FUCK OFF MONTIE
>>65233058
my two favorite bands :^)
>>65231390
>playing melodies
>having more than 0 drummers
>fretted bass
>any guitar but slide
>using piano as anything but a percussive instrument
>strings, ever
>jazz interludes
>"electronically tinged" rock music
>synths used as anything but textural backdrop
>song has lyrics
>solo artists
>frontman does a funny face or head bob while performing
>group has more than 400 likes on facebook
>'industrial' anything
>organs in the music video that aren't featured on the actual song
>mellotron which poses as a cello on your worldwide one-hit wonder
>genre-hopping in an attempt to be labelled 'avant-garde'
>the band Vektor
>>65236338
cool meme
>>65235383
>classic 15 year-old response.
>end of song would flow perfectly into the beginning of the next
>band intentionally put in a 2 second gap
FUCK YOU ALL THAT DO THIS
>>65236338
>sound
>>65231390
>Verse-chorus-verse structure
>Chorus is utilized more than twice in the song's structure
>songs starts off bassy and strong
>mellows out
>doesn't get bassy and strong again
Fucking Year of the Tiger
>>65231390
>Bass is badly mixed so you can't even hear it most of the time
>>65231390
>Motovational/symbolic lyrics
>Screamo
>Bass that you can barely hear but everyone brags about it
>Queen
>Rap that has like 5 words of lyrics constantly repeating
>Chart shit
>Ninja sex party
>>65233360
He said he hates cheesy spoken word
Once in a Lifetime isn't cheesy
>>65236775
ninja sex party has based top quality dick jokes brah
>Fire
>Desire
hmmm
>>65236775
>Motovational/symbolic lyrics
The two aren't interchangeable anon. And do you just hate any lyrics that aren't totally literal and concerned with reality?
