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Vektor feat. Bjorn "Speed" Strid - Terminal Redux
>>65210279
Featuring Bjorn "Speed" Strid
RE
I think this general suffers from meme overload
What should we do?
first for tip top tier grind
>>65210348
kill /metal*
>>65210348
look just shut the fuck up, yes this general is nothing but stupid memes, but serious discussion will never come back so either shut your mouth or leave
>>65210328
SPEK
>>65210352
Erotic Bjorn Fantasies
>>65210348
Why contain it?
>>65210348
Embrace the memes
>>65210312
Don't fakepost, faker.
Vektor - Terminal Redux
>>65210363
Metal is serious business.
Reminder that moonsorrow is hipster metal. And that this is sepultura's fault
>>65210401
don't even reply to me again you stupid namefag
>>65210399
Fake
>>65210437
Sepultura ruined metal, It made people think that I listen to shit like Disturbed and Soilwork when I say that I listen to metal
so, you guys finally forced me to start using a trip.
you happy now?
>>65210469
Sepultura raped my church and burned my wife.
>>65210488
Whatever makes you feel better
>>65210488
Ecstatic actually, now I can filter you.
Reposting
>>65210445
Well how am I suposed to know it is you if you do not namefag as well? I suppose I can tell it is you by your failure to say anything with substance, but its the principle of the thing.
>>65210533
spuuurrrdalaaaaaajjjj
>>65210533
That's a pretty cool graph. Thanks for the share, Anon!
>>65210488
>>65210508
>>65210519
Hate to disappoint, but that's not me.
>we don't know what music video to make, let's just rip off Bioshock
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1uj4PntkOY
What do you guys think about behemoth
>>65210629
I like their hats.
>>65210587
This guy is a phony baloney, this is really the real me.
>>65210312
>>65210399
>>65210447
>>65210488
>>65210587
>>65210675
>pretending to be me
I didn't know I was so popular.
>>65210675
>>65210587
What the fuck is happening?
Fucking Poseurs
You know what? I think I'll just sit this whole thread out. You guys will do just fine on your own.
>>65210726
This guy is a fucking imposter. There is only one fag in this general who spells poser like that.
so uh... can we talk about metal?
Find a flaw
http://www.blabbermouth.net/news/why-is-everyone-pretending-to-be-me/
>>65210675
>>65210709
>>65210714
>>65210726
>>65210749
>>65210762
>>65210766
>Pretending to be cancer
Shame
>>65210766
Literally nothing, 10/10 album
>>65210766
It's not Vektor - Terminal Redux
>>65210766
It does not feature Bjorn "Speed" Strid
>>65210766
It doesn't feature Björn "Speed" Strid
Thoughts?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=518uB9qnQdI
jesus fucking christ
>>65210802
what the fuck dude
As the actual guy who started this shit I'm pissing myself right now tbqh
Can't even blame me for it, I was happy making one shitpost per thread :^)
>>65210791
As THE premier Terminal Redux Guy, I have to agree with this imposter.
>>65210766
Clear lack of Speed "The Stridster" Bjornesson
>>65210828
Don't swar while using God's name
>>65210825
Obviously doesn't feature Bjorn "Speed" Strid
Might need a delete and do over already and we're only 50 posts in
>>65210828
just report them
>>65210843
God's a fag. I thought we were supposed to be kvlt.
I think this general now ranks alongside /kpg/ as the worst thing on /mu/
This thread lack Bjorn "Speed" Strid
>>65210858
Why would you report the real thing? Also, doesn't this technically fix the tripfag issue?
/metal/ udes to be the only thing I came to 4chan for (not counting the fapping material), I kinda feel bad for driving it into this.
Well I gues it's too late now. I would have fucked you in the ass Saturday. I fuck you in the ass next Wednesday instead.
>>65210858
>reporting
>>65210858
You going to downvote us too, you fucking cock-mongler?
I still prefer this to atmoshit vs riffs posting
This is now /kpg/, post waifus.
>>65210918
The answer is riffs anyway. What is there to even talk about?
>>65210918
nice try atmoshitter, we will never let your shit music slide
>>65210918
atmoshit vs riffs was still talking about metal, this is just some hammed up identity crisis + spamming
>>65210918
I prefer metal.
>>65210937
Varg is my waifu.
>>65210947
>this is just some hammed up identity crisis
says the attention-whoring tripcode user
Uh, what the fuck have you guys done?
I'm the real Vektor guy, I always drop the name after the first post...
>>65210940
>>65210945
t. cancer
>>65210863
Jesus Christ is the only way to reach eternal life
>>65210966
Is it REALLY attention whoring if we don't actually know the person?
>>65210966
I don't give a single fuck about that opinion
Now on topic I feel like I enjoyed pic related way more than I should
hi
>>65210998
Why the fuck would I want to live forever?
>>65210981
Besides wanting to tell this fag that he is objectively wrong for the rest of his natural life?
how did atmoshit v riffs even become a thing anyway?
metal music without riffs is literally just 2 niche subgenres - drone and atmosludge
it's like making a rock music thread about "first-wave post-rock vs all other forms of rock music". whichever side you take, you look autistic
>>65211001
That's why it's even more pathetic. They're still "anonymous" but still need to feel validated as "useful contributors to the thread" just look at him trying to be a "good poster" and "save this thread" here >>65211006
>>65210998
I'd rather die than go to heaven.
>>65211036
>>65211034
Oh no I add plenty of shittiness to this thread when I feel like it, but I don't need to add to today's heap so I'd rather talk about metal
>>65211006
Artwork is better than the album tbqh
>>65211031
it started with atmospheric black metal getting popular in the hipster sphere
>>65211028
>>65211036
Brothers, your negativity will only draw you closer to the devils sinful grasp
>>65211061
I think they really overdid it with the guitar solos even though they were refreshing for brutal DM, but I'm a sucker for horror Sci-fi vibes
>>65211083
What's he gonna grasp?
>>65210629
fags
>christian metal
Underoath, August Burns Red and Theocracy
>atheist metal
Immolation, The Facless and At the Gates
Christfags BTFO
>>65211133
I'm honestly not sure who you think won that.
>>65211110
idk man he'll grasp whatever he gets his hands on first
>>65210629
Some cool songs here in there until the santanist came out and they decided to make consistently good shit
>>65211225
Nice.
>I do like some deathcore, The Red Chord, the list goes..
>I do like some metalcore, Converge, the list goes on..
>I do like some nu-metal, Deftones, the list goes on..
>>65211525
...so?
>>65211525
yeah
>>65211525
pleb
>>65210361
>kill /metal/
>implying the /metal/ can be killed
tsk tsk tsk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmpnBGtoG0M
>>65211525
Useless post
where do I start with Suffocation and Bring me the Horizon?
>>65211622
You listen to real music isntead
>>65211622
For Horizon, don't. For Suffocation, listen to Human Waste ep and Effigy of the forgotten, then try pierced from within
>>65211622
Your meme doesn't even make any sense. The suffocation logo is outside the deathcore category
recommend me angry white guy music
no memes please
What do you guys think of Ghost?
I recently saw them live recently and I can't stop listening to Meliora.
>>65211766
>no memes please
forget it
ttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuUphbx-Tu0
>>65211782
Scooby Doo chase music meets BOC
>>65211782
they h8 it yo, but ignore em. Scooby Doo chase music + BOC is an awesome combo and that's a really fun album desu
who here /custombandshirts/?
>>65211766
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xY-oili63QQ
>>65211817
>>65211831
Scooby Doo chase music + Boards of Canada?
>>65211847
>that down in the sickness part
I kek every time
>>65211858
>tfw you kinda want to hear this too now
but Blue Oyster Cult in case yr serious
>>65211622
Outside of the hall.
Summer is upon us once again. But with the warm, care-free nights of family fellowship and fun comes the insidious evil of metaller #festivals - multi-day satanic celebrations led by known devil worshippers like the Black Veil Birds, Motley Crew, AC-DC (After Christ Devil Comes) and Slipknot. Here are five reasons why no true Christians would ever attend one of these Beelze-binges:
1. The names of these festivals all glorify violence and horror in Satan's name, e.g. BLOODstock, HELL's Fest, Ozz-KNOT etc.
2. Mosher pits are a frequent occurrence - a hell-inspired ritual during which women are treated as objects and those who fall to the ground amidst the melee are kicked and and beaten without mercy.
3. Under-cover investigators reveal that it is not your overpriced ticket, but a vast personal drug supply and a formal affiliation to a devil worshipping gang that will guarantee your entry to these sickening events.
4. Reformed satanists have confirmed reports that when the music ends each night, metallers will gather in the nearby fields and in their tents to sex each other, masturbate furiously and engage in #coprophilia and other repugnant acts.
5. As evidenced by the sulfurous stench coming from the crowds, demonic possession is rife at a metaller festival and indeed anyone present leaves their souls vulnerable to satanic #attacks.
I urge you all to warn others of the #dangers and to formally protest to your local councils or government in the tragic event that any such gathering is set to take place within a hundred miles of your home.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvrm8TGkYyE
>>65212075
>3.
Can confirm. Drugs will get you into the door, but if you're ass isn't dealing the owners and promoters a cut, then you are in a world of fucking pain.
>>65211888
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzzkemzfdfU
so I just read the first like 70-80 posts itt and now I want to kill myself
gj /metal/
>>65211847
>>65211881
>didn't sing the "NO MOMMY" part
Damn
What's some metal?
>>65212179
That's what we're here for. You're welcome, faggot.
>>65211620
Useless poster
>>65211794
Did they steal this riff?
https://youtu.be/81D5HfOnjqw?t=9
What are some alternatives now that this place has completely gone to the shitter?
>>65212368
who cares both are ruined
>>65212380
This place has always been a shitter, all music communities are cancer
>>65212368
yeah they stole it from disturbed
>>65211622
fucking Suffocation making people think I listen to BMTH when I say I like death metal
>>65212368
>>65212405
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09LTT0xwdfw
sounds an awful lot like this idk imo
yo i just started listening to that one lamb of god album wake of the ashes or whatever anyway I actually quite enjoyed the first track and I was like yea I can get into this then the second track came on exactly the same as the first track and I was like oh that's lame and got bored and turned it off
but am I still a pleb for enjoying lamb of god for 4 minutes?
>>65212461
We're all plebs. Shut the fuck up and listen to whatever you want.
>>65212491
>>65212536
Okay.
>>65211622
You know they make actually decent lists most of the time, it's the guests they bring in that fuck the lists up
I hate moshing faggots, they take up some of the best spots in front of the stage and do their shitty pussy fighting.
>moshing at a black metal concert
just kill yourself
>>65212653
>t. salty jealous skinnyfag betacuck unable to hold his own in the pit
Okay, here it is: I like Divine Intervention WAY more than Hell awaits.
>>65212039
Fake. Horses not made of steel.
>>65212715
Okay. You should, Hell Awaits is shit.
>>65211782
Faggot hipster smegma shit.
>>65210629
All average until Demigod, then average again until The Satanist.
I hate how the drumming for Evangelion sounds mechanical. It's like Inferno just did three minutes straight of blast beats and then copy/pasted it to each song.
>>65212653
Aww, did a bara give you a little booboo in the arm?
>>65212715
>>65212762
Reddit, please.
>>65211782
One of my favorite recent bands. The fact my fondness of them pisses off my "TR00 METUL" friends is a nice bonus.
Its ironic that I love them (bought all their albums, a few pieces of merch, and a poster of the Meliora cover art is on the way) but I find Blue Oyster Cult boring.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=P5mWHlSzWd0
Terminal Redux destroyed this general
>>65213066
Vektor - Terminal Redux
>>65213066
It took a considerable dive in quality a month or two before that was even released.
Rec me some nice russian NSBM please.
>>65213113
Let's get this started
>Slavic nsbm
What's next? Afrocentrist Arghoslent cover bands?
>>65213113
Vektor - Terminal Redux
>>65212972
Yeah what do you want, reddit?
>>65213066
No it was Sepultura
>>65213113
M8L8TH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xR6g6_OLhFI
>>65212972
>>65212762
>>65212715
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hell_Awaits
>Musicians such as singer Phil Anselmo and drummer Gene Hoglan cite Hell Awaits as an influence
I'm the owner of /metal/ and I'm gonna ban the next person who post a meme.
>>65213362
I hate M8l8th it ruined metal. It made people think that I listen to shit like Disturbed when I say I listen to metal
>black girls
>trve
let this be the nail in the coffin of blackposting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sorR9iPNILg
>>65213381
Is that Bjorn "Speed" Strid?
>>65213004
Isn't this the dude that made that Lil Wayne guitar video? His voice and stupid face is familiar.
>>65213362
I love M8L8TH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5a0ZY5mLQo4
>>65213393
The guy from hipster black metal is retarded. He gets so many fucking facts wrong.
>come here after a week
>the vektor meme is still going on
this thread is garbage
>>65213462
This time try to do not entry, false
>>65213004
>watch his How to be Power Metal video
>his parody power metal song is actually pretty good
reeeeeeeeee
>techdeath album
>it has a song on it longer than 7 minutes
>>65213768
Hey guys,
I'm looking for melodic death metal but I want it to have a bit of urban flavor to it as well. Any recs?
Regards,
Anon
>>65213970
love this album
>>65213884
Fuck you
>>65213884
>urban flavor
In Memes
>>65213984
Am I not allowed to ask for metal recs in /metal/ anymore?
>tfw listening to Onward to Golgotha then listening to Joined In Darkness and hearing that direct influence
Makes my nipples hard. Death metal-inspired USBM is the best black metal.
>>65213884
rise of the northstar
limp bizkit
borialas
hollywood undead
>>65214022
my nigga do u even havohej
>>65214060
Bitch, I am Havohej. And Dethrone The Son of God is just re-recorded Profanatica songs.
>>65214111
you say that like its a bad thing
>>65214133
No I don't. I love Profanatica, but DTSoG was basically meant to be Profanatica's first official album before they split up. And that album was the only good thing Paul Ledney ever did with Havohej.
any power metal chart?
funny
i got into country music because of my love for metal. Discovered Hank 3, went from there.
Honestly, outlaw country and metal are GOAT
>>65214300
Good for you I guess
>>65214300
hank is pretty tough
>>65214427
desu i had literally no cash for a week, had to pawn shit, work odd jobs and shit to make it buy
living in the south, idk how i hadnt liked country before, maybe because radio shit is shit
also im drunk and sad and listening to hank
>>65214463
radio anything is shit
listen to xm/satellite radio
>>65214022
Heck yes. US excels at more aggressive bm (Angelcorpse, Averse) but fails at atmoshit for the most part. I Shalt Become was decent but it's been downhill from there, especially after the parody known as DSBM took off.
This Void Meditation Cult is alright. Reminds me of a not-as-good Demoncy mixed with some classic Beherit.
>>65214300
>>65214463
I went via country rock, Gram Parsons etc. Thru him found guys like Buck Owens and Merle. As long as it's Bakersfield/Honky Tonk, it tends to be good shit.
Fucking Chet Atkins ruined country, he made people think I like shit like Toby Keith when I say I like country.
>need to find Lunar Aurora's discography
>dark world is kill
>metalarea has terrible quality
>ulzto doesn't have it
>band is good enough to buy their stuff
>their bandcamp refers to their label
>label's mail order doesn't ship to my country
Damn.
Did any of you slavs save the links to their discography? I only have their first 2 and last 2 LPs.
>>65213381
This guy looks so much like me that its scary
>>65215019
use soulseek
>>65215019
the russian mafia has it
>>65215019
>made an account on dark world
>has to verify account by typing in the code they send you through text message
>i dont get the code because i dont live in soviet russia
>cant download anything anymore
what do
>>65215320
slsk
>>65215320
In Firefox, go to Preferences -> Content -> Languages -> Choose -> From the list Add Russian [RU] language to your browser's supported languages. Make sure your native language is first on the list (Russian language should have lower priority than your main language).
In Chrome, go to Settings -> Show Advanced Settings -> Languages -> Languages and input settings -> Add Russian Language.
the links will show after doing that
>>65215377
you are a fucking saint my man
>>65213381
is that Byawn "the fast frog" Stride?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dliVvMbWB4o
J U S T
U
S
T
>>65215450
La Sale Famine de Valfunde, patron saint of nationalism, famine and crossbows
>>65215576
>a hispanic band hates trump
wow stop the fucking presses
this is totally surprising
>>65215320
Just fill it out, eh?
Then do this? >>65215377
>>65216001
>angry metal
>>65215377
Anon you are a godsend.
>>65216038
>angry metal
>linkin park, five finger death punch, slipknot, papa roach
>>65215377
>it actually worked
HOLY SHIT THANK YOU
>>65213381
Yea they are pretty good
Who here bm It's all I can listen too, my Forgotten Woods casettes came in a week ago I live the shit, Sombres Forêts is also pretty fun, I'm currently listening to Sale Freux's Subterraneus album
>>65216269
Been trying. But then something will remind me of a different genre song and I'd listen to that.
I'd fuck up NBBMN for myself in a week.
>>65216269
>hipster bm
Go back to >>>/pitchfork/
>>65216269
>hate metal
>love black metal
Why is this so common
>>65216306
I do not understand this, either.
>>65216306
It's because its just surf rock with more distortion and shrieking
>>65216361
Yes. More specifically it's all variations on the James Bond theme
>>65216361
>PEARL JAM WITH BURZUM RIFFS
>>65216306
pitchfork hipsters
>>65216306
>>65216347
so they can dress like juggalos without actually being juggalos
>>65216504
Wait, what? Why would anyone want to dress like a juggalo? I don't even think that juggalos want to dress like juggalos. How does this carry over to someone liking black metal but not liking metal in general?
Anyone know if the Butchered at Birth links on Dark World go to the remastered or original? Original can eat a dick.
>>65216572
Black metal is all about image.
Seriously.
Even Fenriz is a stupid cunt obsessed with maintaining an image, but that illusion is shattered when he has to deal with real life
>until the light takes us documentary
>edgy faglord fenriz boards bus with drugs
>gets searched
>tears up like a bitch ass pussy "they took muh drugs"
>>65216641
I like black metal and I just look like a normie who works at a bagel shop. You don't have to BE metal to LIKE metal. Furthermore, this STILL doesn't explain how your metaphor you used earlier compares.
>>65216641
how do I not remember that scene
>>65216687
>I just look like a normie who works at a bagel shop
Ah, the preserve Jewish spirit invades /metal/ as well.
I usually mostly listen to dm and bm but all I've been listening to all week is Grand Magus and I feel like its only a step or two removed from flower power metal. I fear that I'm a closet homo, help me /metal/
>>65216741
Well, I AM a jew. Calm down pal, its not like im orthodox.
>>65216687
wow, what a totally original attitude to have. you're so cool namefaggot
>>65210766
it is not pic related
>>65216795
>Is Jewish
>works at a bagel shop
You can't make this shit up
>>65216834
My mom also thinks I'm cool. Thanks, friend.
>>65210533
Russia getting MEME'd on
>>65216741
>family goy
>>65216632
I thought dark-world didn't work anymore
>>65210533
Iceland is most the impressive statistic
>>65216795
>I AM a jew
>>65215576
based tbqh
>>65216306
Hipsters and scene-obsessed homolords.
Why is De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas the only good music Mayhem ever made?
>>65217042
It's not even that good either
>>65216872
Most stereotypes are consistent with reality.
>>65216992
This.
We need more anti-Trump bands. Trumpcucks getting their feefees hurt is hilarious.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gLcnFVpuGyM
>>65217061
It is for Euronymous's guitarwork and Attila's vocals.
What do normalfags see in -core and djent
I don't get it, it's shit
>>65217185
I only like Sithu Aye and maybe Intervals.
Bands like Vildhjarta can suck a dick
>>65217197
Oh, and Gru
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygiq6AMBGko
>>65216872
Jews and bagels are a thing?
>>65217229
Just like how dindus and grape drink are a thing.
>>65217245
Huh. I was not aware of that.
>>65217229
Yiddish as fuck
>>65210533
>Finland
>>65217185
I dunno about core. But for djent I think its because it appears to be very complex while still being accessible to people who know nothing about music.
>>65217042
Excuse me, Deathcrush and Chimera exist.
>>65217197
Intervals' newest album makes up for the shitfest of their first.
Huh, when they aren't drunk as fuck they can actually play their own songs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rK_d5g3pBb8
>>65217302
Yea and they're both shit.
>>65217343
>chimera
>shit
>having an opinion this incorrect
>>65217185
Heavy while being accessible. Chicks are into it. Same reasons I listened to metalcore in high school.
