http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Kowton
>>65113054
sumbody post this on NMG lmao
>>65113397
cant im banned!!!!!!!!
fourth for lobby t haha
selling lobbies 230ea lads :^)
this happening in manchester this weekend, anyone going that aint me?
Is aurora a qt or not?
>>65114303
fuck off with this shit
>all these stale, unfunny chav blemes
just "wew"
>>65114397
shut up and go listen to trance
>>65113436
you deleted your dumb post just to post it again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-WwZQLq9WM
>>65114332
Weeeeew u salty? Lmao close your eyes Nigga walk away from the screen LOOOL
o shit waddup
I'm here to save the thread
I can taste the salt in this thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eR7lVUfLMbI
the new shutdown memegrime hit is here
>>65115107
>memegrime
/mu/ is that way you cretin
>>65115172
memegrime is a thing lad and this banger is a perfect example of it
Who holds her
I t s n o t m e I m a l o n e r
>>65115107
chipmunk is extremely hard and levels above most of these grime niggas but because he had a pop career people are afraid to admit it :)
>>65114983
chavs yet again confirmed for culture appropriating clowns LOL
>n-nuthin' to do w/ rap I sware on me mum
^go back to Africa lol
>>65113054
Light it up motherfucka Light it up
Light it up motherfucka Light it up
Gon head pass it Gon head pass it
Gon head pass it Gon head pass it
Light it up motherfucka Light it up
Light it up motherfucka Light it up
Gon head pass it Gon head pass it
Gon head pass it Gon head pass it
Light that shit Light that shit Light that shit
Light that shit Light that shit Light that shit
(Light it up moterhfucka Light it up)
Pass that shit Pass that shit Pass that shit
Pass that shit Pass shit Pass tha
(Gone head pass it)
Light that shit Light that shit Light that shit
Light that shit Light that shit Light that shit
(Light it up moterhfucka Light it up)
Pass that shit Pass that shit Pass that shit
Pass that shit Pass shit Pass tha
(Gone head pass it)
idk i think there's obvs a lot of us hip-hop influence in grime, but to say it's a subgenre of hip-hop is just wrong, when musically and stylistically it's grown out of UKG and the junglist MC culture- these guys grew up listening to people like General Levy and Congo Natty as much as they did american MCs
>>65115566
yeah no shit
/mu/ is too retarded to understand that
>>65113054
>buy the mug
Was considering it
>>65115229
B(LAD)EE sucks
>>65115566
calling it a sub genre of hip hop is retarded, but so are the pardnerphobes in /bleep/ pretending that the hip hop influence on grime is minimal lmfao.
>>65116909
Well that's more true now than in the past
>>65114984
>>65115014
>>65115103
Who here /trance/? Listening to Chicane right now.
sometimes the things I do astound me :3
WEW
E
W
>>65116909
shut up nig better post choons
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMM-oad3i54
>>65116759
Americans confirmed for deaf
i try not to judge girls like that desu
undoubtedly theres always something rly sad at the root of it, like some eternal longing to be loved and accepted
maybe they're just enjoying life, but i think that's rare desu
>>65118370
meant for >>65118238
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRHwX35Eg78
what's this song? it's vsnares right?
track ID ????
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxYyPr7BIzc
>>65119195
lol wherd u find this one x
page 10 save rave
>>65119247
andy scott has been rinsing this 1 lad
any in-studio dude in
>>65119350
you produce?
>>65119350
ye lad just finished a 5 hr gaming session now im gonna sit down and make a tune honest
>>65119498
I fart around with a coupla synths n shit
>>65119499
good luck dude, whats your setup
>>65119563
one of these and ableton
>>65118370
Cba to read all that desu
id never hit a woman never in my life
i dont get the spook meme tbqh
oi bois bring da bantz
Doe bleep like minimal?
>>65121357
ya
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7mo5gKd0nM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SERx18qvyok
idc if these aren't minimal i think they are
DGBladeE @BladeeCity May 17
The aim of marketing is to know and understand the customer so well the product or service fits him and sells itself
why does bleep only like the most entry level jungle
someone asked for tunes like Omar S's "Just Ask The Lonely" i posted in the last thread:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzJ9PfuqkIQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RutTCN2zAuo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhqsIJil9rk&index=10&list=PLd247-xBd5O3TSmnSJ6rjSxdrPXwj8dfx
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CKBgW5WI3A
i couldn't find anything quite as beautiful but these are similar
>>65121909
lol sounds like it was made in garage band lol
weweed
girls who are studying to be teachers seem to be my type and I seem to be theirs. strange innit.
havin a cup of tea by the candle light and i am goin OFF
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0tzBpYnEdc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jChJiTEiXXU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3ecfOEVAuA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXWloYzHTf0
>>65120280
worst s/t represent
>>65121790
because hidden weapons are not for posting
everybody's happy nowadays
reply to this post with
;-D
if you are going lobby therry on saturday
>>65113407
me too lad :(
>>65124639
;-)
not quite a full ";-D" my g cos i kinda wanna maybe go omar-s at bloc or volte-face at electrowerkz
who is everyone seeing this weekend? because i live in london - the #1 bleep city on the planet - and not somewhere lame like new york (lmao) or the rest of america i have the option to go and see the following this weekend alone:
>Answer Code Request
>Ryan Elliott
>Happa
>Omar-S
>Richie Hawtin
>Hunee
>Willie Burns
>Goldie
>Commix
>Detboi
>Deepchord
>Loco Dice
>Chris Liebing
>Tale Of Us
>Rodhad
>Radio Slave
>DJ Spider
>Palms Trax
>Shanti Celeste
>Deetron
>Jimmy Edgar
>DJ Bone
>Rezzett
>Chicago Flotation Device
>Machine Woman
>Jamie Jones
>Sven Vath
>The Martinez Brothers
>Matthew Herbert
>Ame
>Mr Ties
>Fort Romeau
>Massimiliano Pagliara
>Sasha
>Fur Coat
>Guy Gerber
>Matrixxman
>Dave Clarke
>Apollonia
>Volte-Face
>DJ Sneak
>Krankbrother
>Armand Van Helden
>Shadow Child
>Marco Carola
>Sam Paganini
>Solomun
>Maya Jane Coles
>Mama Snake
>Asquith
>Richy Ahmed
>Patrick Topping
>Dillinja
>Josey Rebelle
>Bullion
>Coki
>Flowdan
>Swindle
>Ruffhouse
>Hugo Massien
>Tasker
>Hiver
>Kurupt FM
>Shy FX
>Flava D
>Friction
>My Nu Leng
>Plastician
>Kenny Ken
>Nicky Blackmarket
>Uncle Dugs
>Brian Not Brian
>Biome
>Madam X
>Walton
>Silas & Snare
>Woz
>Troy Gunner
>Cluekid
>Rude Kid
>Aj Tracey
>VIVEK
>DJ Masda
>Jane Fitz
>Grant Nelson
>Andy Bake
>LEVELZ
hmm, who should i see? xD
>>65125402
I had been told London was good but hoooly fuck that is a long list for one random weekend.
>>65125402
detboi
>>65124639
;-D
>>65125402
I always say this but I wouldn't really like to live in a city that's this /bleep/.
There is usually at least one good thing on a weekend, if there is more than two on one night it's super rare. This is great as I ran into the same people all the time and always know like 30-40 people when I go to a party, it's sick. I'm no where near sociable enough to do this if the same crew was more dispersed.
(This weekend I am seeing Boris Saturday and then a bunch of local legends sunday arvo/evening, should be fun)
>>65125402
Apollonia are pretty good, they have a fetish for 909 claps which I've got no issue with.
>>65125654
true, small scene bleep is wicked.
you meet the same people whenever you go out
any mans goin to UK teknival free party this weekend?
>>65125402
where is kurupt fm playing?
>>65124636
:DD
oneman lol
come get your girl
>>65125935
oneman... call me... up
>>65125402
you missed the best two nights anyway
have fun with loco dice and tale of us xDDDDDDDD
>>65126144
>you missed the best two nights anyway
spill em plz
>>65126153
call super on friday, tama sumo on saturday
>>65126167
tama sumo is a little bit shit desu, call super wuld be fun though.
morata to arsenal yeah my lads?
xhaka is done,
benatia
zlatan
kante
and mahrez on the way too!!
should be a pretty nang season my lads! woi oi!
>>65125654
oi i'll trade u any 3 of this weekends london nights for your boris night no backsies
Hot off the presses lads https://soundcloud.com/ladystarlightnyc/surgeon-starlight-live-at-tivoli-utrecht-nl-21st-may-2016
>>65126568
Nah mate sorry locked in for this one.
It's a birthday celebration for a pretty queer touring company so it should be pretty wild.
i just kicked it wit kode 9 for a few. i asked him about dean blunt and laurel halo. im a pardner so it was interesting.
>>65125402
>all those literally whos
>>65126908
lurk more u clueless imbecile loool
>>65126908
loooooooool
there are literally some of the biggest names in the world on that list my lad
>>65125402
Shanti Celeste is a qt.. must have spent her entire set just stood staring at her.
>>65126861
what did he say about laurel
>>65126861
i once had a lil boogie with kode9 lmao (not really but kinda). it was the laurel halo, lee gamble ovation night at oval space and i was just havin a lil dance on a thursday, red stripe in one hand, jaw swinging slightly, and then i looked over to my right and kode9 was like there holding a beer and nodding his head looking very serious with some woman next to him who was dancing (gf?) and then she like initiated holding hands down at their sides and then he looked at her and smiled and then looked back and carried on dancing and in my head i thought "cute"
>>65127030
just about how he sees her around campus all the time and theyre in a few classes together but the moment has never been right to really start a convo with her despite them obviously having a lot in common (at least in terms of music tastes)
>>65127163
wat
>>65127212
haha oh yeah and he was saying how once sat right next to her at the cafeteria without even realising it was her (shame as it would have been the perfect moment to break the ice), he only noticed who it was when she got up to leave so from her perspective it must have looked like he was deliberately blanking her, this was right before the Chance Of Rain release as well so it was super awkward
chance of rain was meh
laurel pls go back to making post-bjork repetitions
I know you post in these threads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XiE5NV9qsw
>>65114303
aurora is qt
i asked this girl to come lobby with me
still waiting on her reply
>>65127549
who girl?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJ_ID-0CdqI
>>65127568
a girl with good taste from my uni
>>65127595
spooky suspense!
>>65127595
is this u will my lad
anyone know some good berlin techno albums?
>>65127601
i know i saw that typing a message symbol too
why she playin with me >_>
>>65127612
yeah, the club
get to the club at 2 am
i'm gonna bang
loads of men
kknow the bouncer
skip the queue
fuck the list
it's me and u
the club is banging
so am i!
banging
banging
loads of guys
in the toilets
sufkcing dick
thanks for coming
that was quick!
>>65127655
every girl should be like this
Cus u know I'm a drainerrrrrrrr
>>65127655
oops missed out a bit
>loads of guys
unzip their trousers
what a surprise
>>65127710
omg you cant say that
almond mochaccino
make me feel alright
[*]
>>65127731
:-p
consent isn't sexy
>>65127710
yeah but then u would call her a "slut"
this is what i don't understand about "men"
they want girls to put out, but if they actually do, they call them a "slut"
i suppose it's because they want these girls to just offer themselves up to THEM
but how the hell can that happen?
>>65127780
i would not call her a slut not when im in her butt
>>65127780
>they want girls to put out, but if they actually do, they call them a "slut"
/r9k/ works in mysterious ways
>>65127655
hehe
>>65127780
yeah , basically
it is pure ideology
>>65127780
fine line between slut and putting out
u fckin slut
http://thetab.com/uk/exeter/2015/02/19/white-middle-class-actually-really-hard-23836
>>65127848
original cuck material
Reminder to upgrade to best techno daw
you'll be playing berghain next week
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3oGFogwcx-E
>>65127019
shanti celeste vocals have me mesmerized
Ugh fuck off with your third rail politics already
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0XVgioi29I
desu?
politics posting prefeshers pls go
bleep is 4 banger & bleme use only
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Be-XZOcCWRQ
>>65127919
the fuck is this
i'll batter u
>>65127621
hope she replies senpai :)
>>65127953
What about the bants pham?
/bleep/ wouldn't be the same without hating on the Lobster crew
>>65128068
>the bants
Cancer
>>65128068
I think it goes without saying that bants are allowed and encouraged.
>>65128112
:)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlD2nox3nRo
>>65128112
pards are cancer
banter saved my life
banter changed my life
>>65128135
You are too
o shit waddup
>>65124639
;-D
^notice he ain't wearing a top haha
>>65128237
BRINGING THE GARRIDGE & DEEP HOUSE BANGERS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDzTOhBbS1w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wG9aTYUY0uU
>>65127019
haha lad I saw her at the bar in bussey
think I was pretty spangled n said "great set love that distant hawaii tune"
she just sort of looked confused
>>65128327
this is true! i was there hehe
>>65128288
taps oan ;-D[||||||]<
taps aff ;-D-----<
brits get it right once in a while "tbqh"
>>65124639
;-D
taps aff ;-D-----<
>>65128383
(<‿<)
also this me when i see asquith
(ง︡’-‘︠)ง
>>65128487
this is me when i do a drug (O_O) lol big eye for drug!!!!
>>65127611
Haha no
All the girls I know from uni like uk garage or psytrance
>>65128503
█══█ GYM LAD █══█
also
me walking into lobby on saturday
┬┴┬┴┤・ω・)ノ├┬┴┬┴
;-D------<]8
^
me skating into corsica haha
me in the club when its nang
ヽ( ⌒o⌒)人(⌒-⌒ )v
>>65128506
is this u now will?
i swear u lad are always coming to raves with nang girls
where do u find em?
like that one time at fabric i was chilling with hannah and connor at the top and u came over to chat cos u said ur waiting for ur friend and i'm thinking it will just be a few lads and then like 3 blonde worldies walk in and ur like "alri" and go off with them lol
>>65128542
hahaha me too!!!
>>65128538
nice trix
>>65128538
hehehe
>>65128506
women and psytrance
not once
>>65128552
lol anyone remember that time will was sooo FUCKED he thought that the decks was a subway counter and he was pointing at the "salad" he wanted lmao and then he started shouting "more sauce!" "more sauce!"
literally one of the most crease moments in bleep lads history
(⌐■_■)==ε/̵͇̿̿/’̿’̿ ̿ ̿̿(╥﹏╥)
^when the bouncer finds out you post on /bleep/
>>65128632
that was too much
that whole night too funny my ribs were hurting
>>65128637
lmfao
(⌐■_■)–︻╦╤─ – – – (╥﹏╥)
oh no!
>>65128552
Haha I remember that. They're pretty cool but I wouldn't take em to a /bleep/ night.
>>65128623
a moment's silence for aimee pls lads
>>65128632
I was :ok_hand:ing the dj u drugged up cunt
me in corsica this saturday just nodding my head in de back
/人 ⌒ ‿‿ ⌒ 人\
FUCK ALL THESE FOREIGNERS BUYING DEKMANTEL TICKETS, now i've got to stalk the 2ndhand website
>>65128674
he got a rifle
post tunes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQ7A1IFPxNQ
>>65128698
lol will lad, u were deffo thinking u were at subway! i seen it with my own eyes!!
(っ◕‿◕)っ
me when i see mama snake
>>65118370
you are the worst kind of nu-male. absolutely pitiful.
>>65124510
Oh fuck off, stop saying this. You're fucking clueless, and know nothing outside of these threads and discogs recommendations.
>>65128821
ok if u say so
nobody likes jungle anyway
⎦˚◡˚⎣
>>65128746
i can sell you my day and night tickets for £1000
b-laze it
>>65127655
these cunts that have only just discovered pc music are literally the worst
>>65128835
embarrassing t b h
>>65128781
╭∩╮(︶︿︶)╭∩╮
back off punk
>>65128854
lol, i went to goldsmiths lad
i heard about this b4 u to be honest
:)
been has been doing this ting from early!
manna been doing it from day one!!!!!!
>>65128874
not as embarrassing as liking jungle f a m
how do u guys feel about lowpassing big bassy kicks? is that a no-no? in the context of a club song where the kick is prominent over the sub.
>>65128929
honestly?
if i heard a tune with lowpassed kicks at a night id drag the decks off the table before the DJ knows whats fuckin hit him
>>65128929
>lowpassing
I think you mean Hipass? As in layering a heavy kick with a sub and taking the bass out of the kick?
It's better to use a EQ to roll off the low end rather than a hipass, the curve will be too steep on a filter and it'll sound like shit.
>>65128882
do you know where you are, lmao
>>65128963
*him or her, sorry
>>65128881
"ha"
>>65128976
yea
/bleep/ is 4 techno autists only
gunfingers are prohibited
lads the cute emoticons are broken for me :(
can we settle for simple things like :-P
>>65128990
stop posting anytime
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9kscTNBHmU
Sorry but you have to be an autist to keep up with /bleep/
Nothing personal kid.
>>65128878
who let this hot head in here?
>>65128963
l o l
>>65128929
does it need it? if yes then do it u bloody mong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ogy1LjRLHNI
What is your fav anime /bleep/ ?
>>65129335
Cat Soup t b h
>>65129346
:3 classic
>>65129335
GHOST IN THE SHELL; M8
>>65129101
same to u
>>65129366
but it actually is my favourite anim....
"yeah i love anime, animes really good" - (my impression of a nerd)
>>65129527
true
Resident Advisor's ticket reselling system is fucking glorious.
Never again will I have to meet a shady figure down a back ally to buy tickets for my local lad house night.
>>65129527
the hokage will punish you for that
>>65129549
It's alright but you don't get the booking fee back and it only sells if general release sells out
Much easier selling over fb and emailing them the pdf
>>65129549
>that cheeky feeling of early birding a LINEUP TBA
>>65129606
true! cheeky as fuck my g
lads...
only 7% of the posts in this thread actually have tunes in them
wtf is going on?
the london meme lads have destroyed bleep as a place to share tunes. it is not simply a place to "bleme"
>>65129638
True
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIfQ86I69PA
>>65129638
threads always get nice n spicy when a LT night is on the way, just the way it is m8, blame asquith if anyone
>>65129335
Spice and wolf
>>65129335
www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6maVVFs0As
>>65129638
Jungle:
https://youtu.be/XAaa6SJP1mo
https://youtu.be/mL2Bgj-za5k
https://youtu.be/-nogCbX3Hq4
DnB/Liquid:
https://youtu.be/V_Xat1VuHaI
https://youtu.be/9j7TIh7xpk0
https://youtu.be/cj9sJarhkeU
https://youtu.be/dnY5q-IYqfw
https://youtu.be/jhWbME97dzg
https://youtu.be/prNZVAv6WeA
Fixed.
>>65129638
because i don't listen to tunes you post
i have like 200 gbs of mp3s in my 'to listen' folder
why would i waste time on what a 19 yo has to share
>>65129779
lol i never post tunes
i'm an absolute memer
i just post that to "troll hehe"
>>65129779
>mp3
P l e b
>>65129822
>he doesn't download mp3 v0 vinyl rips from what
>>65129869
All Flac
From head to toe
>>65128746
u a native m8?
>>65130315
ye, i'm literally born on the main stage
>>65128746
Brits truly are cancer aren't they
>>65129638
robitussin and md yoursslf
>>65129767
lls
>>65130400
Mind if I nag you about the city and so on?
[email protected]
>>65127780
how is slut not a compliment?
i know u man just might run out of bars
chip can't run out of bars
Are El-b and Groove Chronicles still friends?
>>65130497
that was a joke, i'm not that guy
bars you man might run out know just i of
run of chip bars out can't
>>65129767
You "fixed" the thread by copypasting the jungle wikipedia page in here?
Uh oh.
I'm being followed again I fucking know I am lads
>>65130895
Incredible is as bait as it comes desu
>>65130497
im that guy, nag about what its fucking Amsterdam.
what is there to think about, its not like your going to Syria.
Why can't I stop making shitty edits of Pulse X?
The tune is too much fun
>>65131130
I went to Amsterdam once and I swear I was in some middle eastern shithole
You Western Europeans are fuckijg retarded
>>65131092
I wish people would stop baiting. It's so pointless and unfunny. Just waste of energy and time.
>>65131194
at least we got a better lightlife/scene that yours/
>>65131194
lmao pardo delusions
>>65131276
>>65131219
So wrong lol
The hubris of western euros is truly amazing. Point out legitimate cultural/societal problems in their homes and these are your average responses
Don't forget to build that shed Nigel. 12 million Turks are coming your way. You need to make space for them or ur a racist looool
>>65131194
better get out that fully automatic home defender 5000 pardner, the gubbmint comin.
wanna apply for asylum in Landan can a "lad" forward me a cheeky refugee application pls
it's mad how pardners actually believe that stupid "major european cities are full of muslim sharia no-go zones" bullshit they're being told.
according to their media i should be beheaded/converted considering the areas i've been to in london. but turns out i'm absolutely fine because they're not actually dangerous sharia no-go zones.
>>65131442
>western euros
>Nigel
i think you mean jan-peter kevin, fucking pardos man.
>>65131624
Americans cry and whine over the likes of Trump/the Republican party in general over their views on immigration etc but the second someone from Europe criticises them or their shithole of a country they're spewing the same jokes lol
>>65131442
So wrong lol
would rather offer my first daughter to mohammed than 2 a retarded redneck like you lls. you bring out /pol/ baits here and get surprised we reply with something on topic with the general
back to the prairie with you
>>65131624
just because it's memes about London doesn't mean it's all memes about Sweden
>>65131665
Lls so true
>>65131130
Just wanted to ask some tips about the city or places to visit since I'm going for holidays also
>>65131766
true but it is all memes about sweden though isn't it
>>65131921
go take a trip to Malmö and report back
t. man whose friend studied in Sweden
>>65130733
big desu
>>65131979
oh no there are some muslims there
what happens when/if chip runs out of bars
>>65113054
>http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Kowton
>1 dislike
Kowton pls
>>65132258
have fun hiding your drugs and alcohol senpai
>>65132279
did u not listen
he cant
its impossible
chip cant run out of bars
>>65132319
lmao you really believe this
>>65131921
It's not a meme lol
>>65132365
https://www.rt.com/news/342718-copenhagen-bars-sharia-patrols/
believe what you want to believe
just because some pards that have never met a muslim think that Europe is now Islamic doesn't mean that there are problems
>>65128786
leave him alone
what he said is right