It was good while it lasted.
same score as Jenny Death, nothing changed.
dubs and it's truly their last
why do they give all their tracks bnm, but not their albums even though their scores are bnm level?
i feel like for death grips, they're popularity will be maintained regardless of what critics say, just cause of how memes make this feedback of hype surround anything they do
Where were you when Pitchfork called out 4chan in a DG review?
>>64794219
nah they're talking about digg im pretty sure
>>64794212
radiohead got it less than 48 hours ago, don't think they give it out that quickly
>the first sentence references a band whose founder recently died and whom p4k never paid any attention to until his death
>>64794219
Just read this
>It’s no surprise that the loudest contingency in their fanbase resides on a infamous image-board
if you're reading this pitchfork, keep up the good work
>>64794145
F U C K I N G
P
A
N
N
E
D
>p& this hard
death grips are over
they're fucking finished
now what's the melon gonna say?
>last review of the night
>no BNM
they did this on purpose
>>64794264
>a infamous
AN
>>64794219
That's really embarrassing he released that.
what a terribly written review; for fucks sake use words people understand. It's like this guy took acid, listened to the album and just wrote what he experienced.
Tbh the review makes it sound higher than 8.1. I guess the other people weighing in didn't agree.
>>64794294
The melon spoke. Who is going to take the opinion of some woman anyway?
don't worry, p4k will give it a 10 on the 10-year reissue
they give away 10s to reissues like they give away half-assed reviews
>>64794294
he already gave it a strong 9
where were you when Fantango became a more credible source than pitchfork
>people on /mu/ really thought BP would get a higher score than based Radiohead
STAY REKT AND PLEB KIDS
>>64794326
I laugh
>>64794145
>Zoe Camp is doing all their DG reviews
I am actually okay with this, she's a legit memelord like most of /mu/ and gets why people like them
>>64794219
i'm not cynical you pitchfork motherfuckers
fuck u
>>64794319
>muh cartoon fight cloud
ill probably never see death grips live. the one time i had a chance was lolla 2013 and they cancelled and i got fucking HAIM instead.
>>64794383
yeah what in god's name does that fucking mean. like fuck.
8.1
eight. point. one.
why live. why? fuck
>basing your opinion off of a review
senpai...
>MC Ride
>MC Ride
>MC Ride
>MC Ride
>MC Ride
>>64794145
death grips never get high scored from pitchfork they either get butthurt from them or they really are a poptimist site
>>64794406
>Zach Hill, Andy Morin, MC Ride
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME, HOW DOES SHE HAVE A JOB
>>64794409
TMS got an 8.7
>>64794344
He always was.
who actually gives a fuck, if this impacts your opinions/enjoyment you're mental
>>64794427
don't forget cutting off words on song titles
>"bad people good ideas"
>>64794313
Fucking amateurs
>>64794384
>>64794344
I was in 2010.
>>64794449
I'm glad I stopped going to this shitty site for reccs. I can't believe shit like this gets published.
>>64794472
honestly the review sounded more like a creative writing course write up than a review
>>64794433
so their bias toward pop side of things
>>64794384
I saw DG at their first post-breakup show
I saw the first ever performances of You Might Think, Anne Bonny, Up My Sleeves, I Break Mirrors, Inanimate Sensation, and Why A Bitch Gotta Lie
>>64794508
also i dont consider tms their best
>>64794465
holy kek that fucking file name
>>64794508
NLDW got an 8.1 and GP got an 8.4
all you faggots complaining about the rating and review are showing your newfaggotry
she'd have given it a 9 if she could have
>>64794427
>>64794427
I'm not a fan. What did she do wrong?
>>64794219
HOLY FUCK /MU/ BTFO
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
>“Spikes” and “Three Bedrooms In A Good Neighborhood” invoke an alternate history where hip-hop and metal fusion didn't dead-end into visions of Fred Durst’s punchable mug.
not bad
>>64794559
she uses the real names for the first two members then for some reason switches to the third member's stage name. It's just bad writing.
>>64794219
>a infamous
how the fuck did they get away with this
>>64794549
>she'd have given it a 9 if she could have
How do you know? Are you her friend-zoned coworker?
>>64794559
she didn't call him "Stefan Burnett" even though Andy never actually went by "Flatlander" despite what Fandango says
>>64794559
MC Ride is made up by fans. it's just "Ride" and in the credits he is never refferred to as "Ride" always Stefan Burnett. as far as we know he hasn't used Ride as his stage name since Fyre which was like a decade ago
>>64794384
Just saw them weekend two
>>64794597
lmaoooo
>>64794585
she said on her twitter its her second favorite newfag
also newfag she's well known to browse here
>>64794427
>>64794584
thx m8s ;)
>>64794589
He's black obviously he doesn't want to be called by his given name.
#sanders4prez
>>64794219
>a infamous
I see they've been "diversifying" their staff lately.
>shitty trap rapper that no one will remember in a decade releases an album
>"Best New Music IT'S FUCKING GREAT!"
>innovative band that will be hugely influential years from now release an album
>"meh, it's good but nothing too special"
I hate pitchfork so much. The most infuriating part is years from now when Death Grips do reissues pitchfork will pretend they always loved Death Grips and will give all of the reissues super high scores.
>>64794622
calling people newfags for not knowing habits of p4k writers kek
Didn't they give NOTM like a 6.7?
Can't take them seriously ever since.
>>64794641
>bringing politics and cuck memes into threads that have nothing to do with either
summer is here
>>64794613
wat
>>64794653
Don't they have a fucking editor? It's supposed to be a professional publication.
Why is everyone acting like 8.1 is a low score?
>>64794219
KEK
>>64794663
read the review, she clearly wanted the score to be higher
besides, 8.1 is nothing to sneeze at, they gave ExM a 7.5
>>64794692
it's a death sentence you stupid sperg
>>64794721
>nothing to sneeze at
jys
>getting high off digital schadenfreude
what the fuck does that even mean?
>>64794692
it's a meme you dip
how is a womeme going to appreciate death grips?
>>64794743
That's pretty self-explanatory.
>>64794743
the whole write-up is terrible
>>64794740
I will not jill myself thank you very much
>>64794518
Seattle?
Bruh that concert was incredible
I was the dude in the have a sad cum shirt up front
>>64794743
revenge porn, torture porn, watching livestreams of people getting beat up or humiliated, hidden webcams, etc etc
>>64794743
desu I didn't even know schadenfreude was a word. I've never seen it before and had to google it.
>>64794773
it's honestly much more digestible than 90% of their reviews
>>64794778
great show, terrible shirt
Post your reaction to this review
Mine: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8VoEBqQWHY
>>64794219
>>64794233
>>64794263
>>64794315
>>64794377
>>64794560
>>64794584
>>64794653
>>64794714
> all these replies
Geeze, you really struck a nerve with these boys
>>64794721
>8.1 is nothing to sneeze at
Yeah but pitchfork give BNM to bland shit all the time. It's infuriating that unique/innovative stuff gets shafted.
>>64794219
They've used the phrase "not wrong" before. Did Pitchfork get this from /mu/ or did /mu/ get this from Pitchfork?
>>64794344
lol, he's definitely not
>>64794243
they gave it to james blake 1 day before radiohead
>>64794839
Have you read pitchfork recently? They're painfully awful. Even if you hate the melon you can't deny that he's better than pitchfork.
>>64794839
he has passion
>>64794839
He definitely is.
Its settled then, James Blake > Death Grips
>>64794784
I identify with this then.
Why is everyone acting like they gave it a low score?
>>64794784
/mu/ is one of the most normie boards though
>>64794793
i know the word and it still doesnt make sense
>mentioning 4chan in a professional review
>mentioning you browse 4chan in a professional review
why
>>64794839
A few days ago pitchfork published an article that blatantly distorted facts. An animator that worked on Radiohead's Burn the Witch music video said the video might've been inspired by the refugee crisis, pitchfork completely ignored the "might've" part and said the video is definitely about the refugee crisis. Anthony Fantano has his faults but he doesn't blatantly lie to get clicks.
>>64794941
Of course. There's a reason Beyonce worked with James Blake and not DGs. /mu/ is just delusional like usual.
>>64794994
because """""""""">journalism"""""""""""" is a fucking joke
>>64795005
>he cares about Beyonce
>>64794975
if you actually read the thread people are upset because of how poorly written it is; not the score itself.
>>64795075
RUH ROH TYPOS
calm the fuck down
>>64795005
Bringing up Beyonce is retarded. She didn't work with Death Grips because she's a popstar who would never work with a band that's as abrasive and experimental as Death Grips. It has nothing to do with quality.
>>64794219
>a imfamous
>>64795075
She's made some minor corrections. I hate the feeling that she is lurking.
>>64795005
what does that matter besides dosnt kayne idolize them
I honestly can't tell who in this thread is sincere and who is being ironic...
>>64795101
>TYPOS
Nigga, read the whole thread. The review is full of retarded shit like
>>64794743
>>64795101
There she is.
>>64795101
bruh did you actually read the fucking thing? It's a mess.
>>64794743
it means trolling for laffs
why isn't that obvious to all of you
>>64794145
Two 8+ scores in a row and no BNM. This is because they skipped their festival show or whatever right?
>>64795157
Why not just say that? Why be so pretentious about it?
>>64794817
lol calm down
>>64795125
i cant tell with myself sometimes
>>64794736
What does that even mean?
>>64794895
pitchfork reviews better music, honestly. just looking here http://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/, i see way more variety than what's on fantano's channel. even tonight they reviewed a pita album - i can't see anthony ever reviewing something like that. that's the problem with youtube based reviewers - what get's the most views totally dictates what they cover.
>>64794998
yes that's shitty. their news articles have certainly gone down the toilet.
>>64795184
lol suck my cock
>>64795181
cause you can't write plainly when reviewing something that isn't plain
write like to be fancy and shit
art idk
even still, why act like 4chan is relevant to the music anyway? that's the stupid part
how the fuck did notm get a 6.7 dropppped
>the word “meme” originally referred to the imagery that jammers disseminated en masse.
>their fanbase resides on an infamous image-board
> “Hot Head” starts off inside a cartoon fight cloud spinning off towards oblivion
and that's just 1/3rd of the review
wow she actually went back and changed some shit in the review. She put the full title "Giving Bad People Good Ideas" and put Stefan's name instead of just MC Ride.
>>64795101
hey zoe
>>64795299
She's been lurking this thread
>>64795157
i understand what it means i just dont get why the fuck she needed to include it in a review about death grips
/mu/tants are so far up their own asses for thinking they're the only death grips fans
>>64794288
P4k blown the fuck out, still butt hurt over the boys skipping their show. They even mention mu. A win for DG no doubt. P4k are finished. Expect an edit.
>>64795299
SHES IN THIS FUCKING THREAD
ZOE PLEASE DATE ME
zoe how do i contribute to p4k
i wanna write the next 'Great American Emo Review'
get back to me pls
the only time womemes opinions matter is when it comes sexing time
>>64794326
Wow
>>64795355
don't be such a schadenfreude
>>64795380
is that a camus quote?
>>64795405
it's a zoe camp quiote
>>64795355
calm down anon, women dont like schadenfreude
>>64795424
they do
they really do
;_;
>>64795299
someone probably emailed corrections. that's sweet of them.
>>64795380
is he a schadenfreude?
ZOE PLS DON'T LEAVE
does she actually lurk here? proof?
>>64795441
hi zoe will you schadenfreude my boipussy up please
How does the "best new music" thing even work? I saw an album with this exact same score have a BNM so why doesn't this?
not taking pictures of my fucking feet but I just wanna say one thing, which is that I appreciate the feedback and I'll always work hard to become better. some of you would make good copy editors tbqh
>>64795513
post soles
>>64795513
post hair ends
>>64795494
It's all opinions man.
>>64795494
to get best new music you must meet these requirements in this order:
1. buzzworthy ( which = more page hits which = more ad revenue )
2. strong connection with pitchfork staff (conduct interviews, play shows at p4kfest, have visible online presence that acknowledges one or more writers via twitter instagram etc...)
3. music must be accessible to the "indie crowd"
4. music must be good (according to their normie tastes)
Number 2 is the reason why they havent given a BNM or 9+ to a new band/musician that nobody has heard.
>>64795513
post schadenfreude
>>64795513
Zoe pls!
just the bottom side of your toes
>>64795513
post feet
>>64795494
It's completely arbitrary. I believe that the old BNM page before the site update said that they reserve the tag for music that "transcends" whatever genre it's in.
Also, probably some of >>64795573.
>>64795513
>giving them false hope
>>64794344
>implying he ever wasn't
>>64795573
didn't they give prurient bnm once
Let me suck your toes til the paint is off them bb
>>64795593
hahhaha
thanks for the laugh anon
>>64794145
That's literally 2 points too high
>>64794409
holy shit guys she replied to my post. im going to frame it and jerk off to it while i flip through pics of her soles
>Bottomless Pit's score is lower than GP
IS THIS A FUCKING JOKE?
>>64795753
(not her btw)
holy shit guys she replied to my post. im going to frame it and jerk off to it while i flip through pics of her soles.
>>64795818
it's really her lol
>changing the review score using html
What's the point, anon? Why don't you stop memeing and just show the real score.
>>64795629
>I believe that the old BNM page before the site update said that they reserve the tag for music that "transcends" whatever genre it's in.
thats actually hilarious
>>64795490
no. the spergs on this board just like to imagine
>>64795907
let me dream
>>64795907
>>64795923
she does. read her twitter page it's filled with /mu/ memes
she also lurks p4k generals every night
>>64795907
also, hi zoe
>>64794603
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n57km45OIpo
>>64795513
>>64795678
>>64795717
>>64795753
>>64795793
>>64795818
>>64795856
>>64794344
I was petting my bullldog, sitting on my couch, scrolling through /mu/
Why should we care what this pleb thinks?
>>64796024
she hates on r,eddit yet her humor is literally r,eddit
>>64794653
Kek
>>64796059
kill yourself
i dont read pitchfork, but i thought it got a 9.1? why would they change the score?
>>64796024
not bad i like her
>>64795208
Kek
>>64794219
>Been there
What did she mean by this? 'I've done digital schadenfreude' or literally 'I've been on /mu/'? Or both?
>>64796024
>PablNO Honey
>In Rainbows that low
get ahold of yourself lady
Is she the nude lleak one or not?
>>64796327
i upvoted because "in rainbows" should be that low
>>64796359
I better not see you around town. Watch yourself.
>>>/b/683896796
>>64794219
(Been there.)
>>64796508
holy shit this is bad
>>64796327
>>64796327
why do plebs overrate IR so much?
>>64796550
Friendly reminder that Kid A is praised mainly due the context in which it was released, not its music. Friendly reminder that OK Computer is basically a pop record, and HTTT is just filler tracks arranged in random order.
>>64796508
Is /b/ full of normies?
>>64795380
you ledge - camus
>>64796584
cringe
>>64796615
Go to bed Zoe
>>64794344
Funny thing is, he isn't credible either.
>>64794326
Objective truth
>>64794743
basically calling them cyberpunk bangers ready to turn the dancefloor into a fucking warzone
LMAO DG BTFO IT'S OVER
zoey plz dont leave me i luv u
ITT: /mu/ pretends to care about ptichfork because there's a girl
>>64794219
Literal proof Pitchfork has zero effort. They're shitposting in their own articles.
DEAD GRUPS
BLOWN. THE. FUCK. OUT.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
>>64794145
Pitchfork has hated Death Grips since they fucked them over at their festival.
>>64799095
this.
Pitchfork is all advertisers pulling bands strings in favor of exposure.
When a band says no, they get really butthurt.
>>64798981
>>64799095
Literally grow up and realize death grips is shit.
>>64799201
Okay
>>64799201
>i dont like this thing
>grow up guys! sheesh!
You come into a Death Grips thread, for replies and to shitpost saying people need to grow up.
Look into the mirror, and break it with your face.
>>64796508
What was this thread?
>>64799270
/b/ meming Death Grips
>>64799286
/b/ of all places. Odd.
>>64794219
fuck you pitchfork i browse mu and i hate meme grips reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>64799301
Death Grips is the definition of a /b/ band
>>64799408
true i think death grips are /b/tards
>>64799408
/b/ is dead though. It's just porn.
>>64799427
no one over 18 is a /b/tard
>>64794145
>>64794219
Why do people still read p4k? Everytime I read one of their reviews I cringe, even Fantano is more serious, with all his memes and shit.
Nothing will be worse than their Kid a review.
>>64799770
I had never even seen a shooting star before. 25 years of rotations, passes through comets' paths, and travel, and to my memory I had never witnessed burning debris scratch across the night sky. Radiohead were hunched over their instruments. Thom Yorke slowly beat on a grand piano, singing, eyes closed, into his microphone like he was trying to kiss around a big nose. Colin Greenwood tapped patiently on a double bass, waiting for his cue. White pearls of arena light swam over their faces. A lazy disco light spilled artificial constellations inside the aluminum cove of the makeshift stage. The metal skeleton of the stage ate one end of Florence's Piazza Santa Croce, on the steps of the Santa Croce Cathedral. Michelangelo's bones and cobblestone laid beneath. I stared entranced, soaking in Radiohead's new material, chiseling each sound into the best functioning parts of my brain which would be the only sound system for the material for months.
>>64794145
I'd give it a decent 7 at most.
Fantano's score was ridiculous.>>64794145
>>64799793
my fucking sides
>>64799793
did someone seriously fucking write this?
>>64799808
>>64799954
The experience and emotions tied to listening to Kid A are like witnessing the stillborn birth of a child while simultaneously having the opportunity to see her play in the afterlife on Imax. It's an album of sparking paradox. It's cacophonous yet tranquil, experimental yet familiar, foreign yet womb-like, spacious yet visceral, textured yet vaporous, awakening yet dreamlike, infinite yet 48 minutes. It will cleanse your brain of those little crustaceans of worries and inferior albums clinging inside the fold of your gray matter. The harrowing sounds hit from unseen angles and emanate with inhuman genesis. When the headphones peel off, and it occurs that six men (Nigel Godrich included) created this, it's clear that Radiohead must be the greatest band alive, if not the best since you know who. Breathing people made this record! And you can't wait to dive back in and try to prove that wrong over and over.
>>64800032
>are like witnessing the stillborn birth of a child while simultaneously having the opportunity to see her play in the afterlife on Imax
>people still read p4k after this
>>64794219
Lol
>>64800063
Brent DiCrescenzo was a legendary meme reviewer. Some of his best work:
http://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/8104-lateralus/
http://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/3279-franz-ferdinand/
>trusting P4K over Fantano.
Fantano confirmed BP is a strong 9 AOTY.
Are you really gonna listen to a website owned by a major corporation over him? The same website that publishes articles such as "The Unbearable Whiteness Of Indie"? Please.
>>64800032
>>64799954
>>64799808
>>64799793
this fucking guy
>>64799445
This.
I think it's because the mods don't care about /b/ anymore. Also, Heaven should be back.
>>64800823
>>64800841
10/10
TOP KEK
>>64800480
Why are you "listening" to anyone when it comes to a one-point difference in the opinions of two different individuals?
What do you mean by "listen to," anyway? Like "copypaste this opinion over this other one?"
Think for yourself you pathetic faggot.
>>64794323
>TbH
How did you do that?
Why do people care so much about p4k
I mean it's $CURRENT_YEAR after all
it deserves less really
they just didnt give it BNM because they just handed it out to james blake and gaydiohead
damn shame really, mark richardson is out of touch as fuck
remember when they gave NOTM a 6.7
that was fucking hilarious
I'm not gonna listen to the new Radiohead out of spite now
fuck Radiohead dadrock bullshit
8.1 is an accurate score for BP. I listened to the album twice and I'm done with it.
>>64794219
>implying those years are wasted
how judgemental
>>64801152
Shit they were so pissed because DG bailed out on their festival that they gave one of their best works a shitty review. Like fucking kids playing revenge on each other, Pitchfork is so biased it's ridiculous.
>>64801165
Still haven't heard DG since Fantanini gave them a 10
>>64801204
it was more like they just legit didn't "get it" and gave it a bad score because it was literally too deep for their pleb brains
fucking embarrassing 2bh
I'm happy about 8080808 because I really do feel like DG should be getting pissed off about how they've been churning out some of the best music available at an incredible rate for 5 years and still get marginalized in some contexts
the lyrics on 8080808 feel right to me
>>64794219
>years wasted
K E K
E
K
Was it years wasted becoming a patrician overlord? Was it time wasted cultivating a deeper interest and understanding of music that only a select few are even capable of? What an absolute fucking retard.
Lame opinion incoming
>>64801554
I hate to say it but i kind of agree. Like who is she to say that I hate myself for posting here, or even consider it a waste of time. She sounds like a crotchety old person "back in my day we discussed music at the soda fountain" or whatever.
>>64801592
Forgot pic
>exmil is good
pleb shit famalam
>>64801554
>>64794219
>getting high on digital schadenfreude
What the fuck is that even supposed to fucking mean
What "schadenfreude"
>>64801592
She writes for Pitchfork for Christ's sake. She's published for writing a review for fucking Death Grips of all bands.
Indoctrinated pleb shitmonger that would get torn to shreds if she posted here anonymously.
>>64794219
Don't trivialize my mentally ill NEET life experience
>>64801554
don't ever fucking talk like that about my Zoe ever again you piece of shit!
>>64801660
She does post here anonymously
I mean cant you tell by the /mu/-tastic "greater than/less than" album ranking thing she's doing
Also I feel like this BP review is part of a trend where the review is really positive but the score seems unfittingly low
Also see TMT review
>>64801554
All this deep interest and understanding and you still haven't composed anything of worth
>>64794145
They're 2/3 white. What did you expect?
>>64801757
>your interest in music doesn't matter unless you compose
whoa there wolfgang
>>64801733
Also since fucking when is an 8.1 a low score? I get that p4k's ratings are inflated but anything above an 8 is still a pretty strong endorsement
