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previous thread >>64773736
do you guys want some r a r e death metal
>>64779978
Yes
>>64779978
Post it.
>>64779978
this better be good
Vektor - Terminal Redux?
>>64779978
how
R a r e
a
r
e
>>64779978
ok fine
>>64780053
yeah it sucks
>>64779978
It better not suck!
uploading right now
>>64780066
considerably rare and unique as hell
>>64780087
i'm not a shitpost
>>64779978
if it's tech death youìre going into the filter
>>64779978
In Flames?
>>64780083
Oh it won't! At least we don't think it sucks.
>>64780139
I heard they play some mean music
>>64780177
>slam
filtered
>>64780177
>Brutal Death Metal, Slam Death Metal
>>64780177
Thanks, sounds dank as hell, how did you find it?
>>64780219
He works in a Balkan whorehouse
>>64780219
i saw an emigrant and repeatedly punched him in the face until he gave me the dankest DM he knew
>>64780248
you didnt punch him enough
Mandatory obligation to post the most underrated metal band of all time
>>64780320
I do believe they would be significantly more popular if their band name and logo didn't look like shitty metal/deathcore
Genres?
Progressive metal - regressive and not metal
Hard rock - neither hard nor rock-like
Neoclassical metal - all similarities to classical music are unintentional and cheesy
Power metal - no power and isn't metal
Dragon metal - check
Cheeseball metal - check
Pop metal - check
Boy-band metal - check
Nice solos though. Some of them.
>>64780320
Hahaha no
>>64780340
Because they are shitty gloridied deathcore
>>64780340
Yup
>>64780372
Frequently labeled deathcore by people who have never listened to their music
>>64780340
Yeah I only recently discovered them. Apparently they are some dank melo/math death. Always thought they were some sort of core, because of the name. They should change their branding.
Andromorphus Rexalia - Cosmic Collision Into the Fifth Dimension
>Technical Brutal Death Metal
>Technical death metal a la Origin with the occasional really bizarre riff from the same people behind Animals Killing People, lyrics about conspiracies and shit
https://mega.nz/#!0sUSBCBa!GGE9ZoPHH7Bo5uQmf8lisGBPEMtGb0iwOoGwmbGXLbw
>>64780418
Yeah, me too. These guys are god tier death metal. Very unique sound too. Their vocalist has a blog where he promotes new metal bands of all genres. One of the coolest bands around in my opinion
>>64780441
might be cool
>>64780441
NOT RARE ENOUGH, cool band though
Blaze Inside - Pure Potenciality
>Brutal Death Metal/Grind from Colombia
>dat production
http://www.mediafire.com/download/j2k38s1xa9cvy6g/Obn%27BI-PP-08%27Leprosarium.rar
>>64780490
would you like some old and odd demos
>>64780529
Sure
>>64780177
>>64780441
wait where is the link for the kazak band?
ШyĐĽoвaŃŹ ĐкзeĐşyция - Pedicabo Ego Vos Et Irrumabo
>Brutal Death Metal, Slam Death Metal
>odd brutal death metal from Kazakhstan with rather eclectic riffs and odd production
https://mega.nz/#!B10RBJLQ!0VI091PlrSqgsNXjNgh5iatTEqINLkbcp4IdqlyBOxQ
>>64780548
i fucked up
>>64780589
I'll let it slide this time, but only because you're so cute.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgrfTfeO87w
Does anyone have a doom/stoner metal chart/list?
Been getting into it listening to stuff like
>bongripper
>electric wizard
>cough
>ufomammut
>Om
>bongzilla
but idk where to go next
Sthygma - Khalimäa
>Death Metal
>really spastic, off the wall OSDM
http://www.mediafire.com/download/bwkojx6zod3m2f2/Sthygma+-+Khalimäa+%281997%29.zip
>>64780664
Paradise Lost
>>64780656
I cant get into djent, ive tried
>>64780441
I like this. Not hearing any Origin in it though, puts me in mind of something like Malignancy
>>64780677
you promise good death metal
>>64780320
Why are you trying to cause me pain
I'm scared to listen to black dahlia murder alone
>>64780736
Shut up retard
>>64780736
no he said rare
>>64780656
WHY do they all have to sound so fucking faggy. I can only stand RXYZYXR
I want more bands like Vortice.
>>64780777
Why
>>64780777
listen to this after ward ;)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHvMYUR8SuE
>>64780797
it brings back memories
>>64780736
no i didn't
>>64780791
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qC5_o4in31k
idgaf if it sounds like meshuggah.
>>64780808
Oh man
>>64780804
This is very tight jazzfiend
post messed up snare drums
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_2PX6HZb6Q
>>64780914
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PC0QjvKMO14
>>64780935
https://doxophobe.bandcamp.com/album/saints-of-great-aggression
what st anger should of been
Anyone listened to this yet?
>>64781003
It was ok
>>64780914
Most fucked snare in the game
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UwOCo-encnA
>>64781003
WE WAZ VIKINGS N SHEEIT
>>64781003
i liked it
I dunno where to buy combat boots
In the following days I will have an interview with Brann Dailor, but I always thought that Mastodon is garbage and I couldn't care less about their music. What am I supposed to ask him?
>>64781003
I have tried to get into them but it sounds very generic.
>>64781030
Yeah, I listened to the first half
Was a huge Amon Amarth fan up until With Odin on Our Side, then kind of lost interest
>>64780914
do you even need to ask it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68VUrXL0uqs
>>64780957
that's actually really like it but i wished they kept the hilarious hooks (?)
MY LIFESTYLE
DETERMINES MY DEATHSTYLE
>>64781093
Ask him bullets by firing them at him
>>64781093
you have to kill yourself first.
>>64781101
Yeah, their earlier stuff was amazing. They are really melodic now
>>64781124
Dunno if I can shoot a gun through the phone.
look at this cuck
http://www.metal-archives.com/board/viewtopic.php?p=2623582&sid=71653790710f58e638031025081787c4#p2623582
>>64781093
Whats wrong with Mastadon?
>>64781118
its a full blown cover album with death vocals and slam
is there any other death metal as groovy as six feet under and the last few Cannibal corpse albums?
>>64781118
>those fucking vocals
this was hilarious, thanks
>>64781171
Well? Dude's right about pretty much everything
>>64781197
i know, what i meant was that i wished they kept the clean vocals for said choruses
>>64781202
Jungle fucking Rot. Dumb guy death metal done right.
>>64781202
Soreption tb.h, but also dying fetus
>>64781202
Dying Fetus my man
>>64781118
>MY LIFESTYLE
>DETERMINES MY DEATHSTYLE
>>64781093
There is literally nothing wrong with Mastodon.
>>64781219
didn't he say that metallum staff were retarded? he got shrekt on here and now he's shitposting on metallum kek
>>64780320
>bathed, fed and dressed in white...
>>64781118
my sides at putrefaction
>>64781325
Idk what you're on about
>>64781211
>not knowing about based LDOH
i fucking love that album for how utterly disgusting it is
>>64781365
>>64781325
Oh scratch that, that's dmshareguy, top kuk
>>64781365
dmcuckguy is now shiposting on metallum
>>64781171
>>64781412
stalk him and call him a cuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHu3X82LrHI
>this is for playstation 2
What did he mean by this?
>>64781171
holy fucking shit
>>64781092
milsurp retard
>>64781437
that's a good idea
>>64781393
they're from my country too, this is priceless
I guess not everyone knows about some cult goregrind band, weird huh?
>>64781532
but LDOH is THE cult goregrind band
>>64781532
they're relatively well known on /metal/ for being pretty unique and totally over the top. but yeah i guess they're pretty unknown in general, not a lot of people want to listen to goregrind that sounds like it was recorded in a toilet
>>64781547
sorry, I only know one goregrind band, Dead Infection
I'm not even sure they're qualified as a goregrind band though
>>64781596
Makes sense, I dig it though
It gave me a good laugh for about 5 minutes
>>64781547
Does LDOH take their music seriously like catasexual urge motivation? Honestly it doesn't seem like a generic goregrind joke band at all
>>64781171
Hahahaha wow
>>64781681
have you seen their live shows?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urRYw3X5DV0
don't quote me on this but i don't think they take it seriously
mad props for that Catasexual Urge Motivation shout out
>>64781171
who is he and why should anyone care?
>>64781753
>ldoh has a grill
>tfw no goregrind gf
looks like a great live show though
This is great.
Death\Grind with those sick and sweet swedish melodies.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAT3Lcuea-s
>>64781753
I mean even the most serious bands would get reduced to memes at OEF, I'd like to see a really pretentious shitty band get trolled by the audience like liturgy
>>64781804
Our boy newfag
>>64781753
that looks like a lot of fun
just posting a 10/10
>>64781825
How so? Eyehategod played OEF and they crushed without being reduced to a meme.
>>64781848
>posting NSBM
It's 2016, get out racist
>>64781832
I'm not new though, except if you consider a 2 years long lurker and poster a newfag
TO
ALL
MY
ENEMIES
oh yeah i was supposed to be posting shit
Conscious Rot - The Soil
>old ass Death Metal demo tape
>Harsh as fuck death metal with groovy sections unlike much of anything /maybe some Czech bands). One song uses a flute too
https://mega.nz/#!9wdXRZIK!hn2A3KAN5V_ytmTET9Gl2RzA3Pk5F4ED6WFJUpPElI8
>>64781907
IF YOU ARE STILL ALIVE
AS FOR MINE ENEMIES
THE SUN SHALL IMPEDE THE BEATING OF THEIR HEARTS
AND BLIND THEIR EYES
>>64781825
I think if you're a grindcore band playing in the Czech Republic you are immediately a meme, even if you aren't actually a Czech grindcore band
>>64781923
>harsh as fuck death metal
>uses a flute
based
>>64781902
this cover is so fucking gorgeous, I end up studying it every time
>>64781902
why are they walking into Eddie's dickhole
>>64780664
YOB, Toner Low, Conan, Bongzilla, Weedeater, Sleep, Dark Buddha Rising, High on Fire, Herder, Belzebong, Church of Misery, Suma
That should keep you busy for a bit.
>>64782061
>second bongzilla
oops
>>64782014
Remember that one time Sonic Syndicate made an Amon Amarth diss track?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7p9xZ74qPU
>new Geryon
sounds even more like Gorguts than before
>>64782168
>metal diss tracks
>by the buttest of butt metal bands
>>64782116
>the pyramid from Powerslave off in the distance
holy shit
>>64782192
i like it a lot
sounds like a really stripped down obscura but stripped down obscura is still complex of course
>>64782168
Un-fucking-believable holy fucking shit
Holy shit this guy is one of the best drummers right now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k535Iyp2SR4
doot doo nigga
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zfnQl0D6LE
>>64782258
not metal or good
>>64781907
MY NAME IS NOT IMPORTANT
>>64782296
isn't that the Hipster Black Metal guy
>>64782298
kys
>>64782258
I don't see what's so good about this. If you're gonna call him one of the best, at least post a technically demanding song. Wouldn't hurt to post a good one also.
autopsy - chosis
>>64782258
He's a great drummer but you could've picked a better video
His Rewind playthrough is pretty good
>>64782391
>>64782391
What about this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VP0G220XWIw
>>64782398
new album is gonna be AOTY i hope
>>64782457
What are your thoughts on that track they released?
>>64782471
it was no cold flesh citadel
>>64782471
i preferred the production on Autopsychosis (that album kicks so much ass) but it looks gud
>>64782550
Taedium Vitae > all
what a closer
>>64782550
Meme track, far from their best
Are Sonic Syndicate officially /metal/ now?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxQbs9v8FYk
The end of the solo on Pulse of Somnambulist leading into that fucked up sounding backwards ass riff
>>64782433
If you think just being good at accents is technically amazing then sure he's pretty good.
This just seems like a poor mans Ticks & Leeches level of drumming though.
>>64782433
Better but still unimpressive. And I asked for a good song too.
Is this the most brutal moment in the album or what?
26:11
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LxY-jj7CpyE
>>64782723
38:32 is the most brutal and the best moment in the album my man
What's a good example of a metal label with 0 good bands?
>Unique Leader
>>64782767
Profound Lore
>>64782767
Victory Records.
>>64782767
sumerian
>>64781171
>he's arguing in the same thread as the guy who wrote the "dso is a christian band" review
this is fucking surreal
>>64782767
i haven't found a good band in Napalm Records in ages
they should take a clue from their name and douse themselves in Napalm desu
>>64782767
Blackened Recordings ololololol
>>64782812
>metal
any bluegrass metal recs besides pantopticuck and no one gets out alive?
https://youtu.be/k226LOnrk44?t=1591
26:31
SQUEALS DUDE XD
>>64782723
my fav moment is the ending of Lurking in the Depth
Absorbing and digesting mind, body and soul.
ABSORBING AND DIGESTING MIND, BODY AND SOUL.
>>64782695
>Poor man's Ticks and Leeches
A poor man's Ticks and Leeches would still be pretty damn good. That song is incredibly complex on the drums
For the cover, the ghosts notes when he infuses the snare to the groove in the second verse sold it for me.
>>64782723
This album was the most brutal from literally 0:00
>>64782883
Unironically Pantera
>>64782767
Katalepsy is signed to unique leader you dumb bitch
>>64782916
I mean sure, but that song wasn't technically incompetent and the opening seemed like it had that vibe.
It just went to shit when he was trying to show off his amazing skill by hitting ALL the toms despite the fact it sounds not that different from his accenting early on.
Like dude's clearly good, and did indeed pull off a very poor T&L.
>the ghost notes
Like I appreciated the ability to pull it off, but it really added fuck all.
should i see memetushka live?
>>64782767
>arkaik, carnophage, deeds of flesh, disgorge, dominion, euphoric defilement, gorod, inanimate existence, inherit disease, katalepsy, lecherous nocture, ovid's withering, pyaemia, pyrexia, soreption, vomit the soul
Kill yourself my man
>>64783047
sure
WHY IS SPEED METAL SO GOOD FUCK
>>64783118
Ovid's Withering is horrible though
>>64781596
They are like non-czech Czechgrind band
>>64783118
Pyrexia are the only good band there solely because of Sermon Of Mockery
>>64783277
True, Idk why I listed them tb.h
post you are favourite guitar solos
>>64783217
BECAUSE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-5bia7AA-Y
>>64783308
Clueless contrarian scum
>>64782793
Geryon, dead congregation, dysrhythmia are pretty cool though, but everything else is pretty damn terrible 2deep4u droney shit
>>64782834
Made me kek tb.h
>>64783357
'Contrarian' is the one of the plebbiest retorts anyone can make, you've pretty much sold me that your opinions are garbage but no surprising considering you think trash like
>Ovid's Withering
>Gorod
>Inanimate Existence
is good
>>64783449
You should really kill yourself if you think gorod is bad
>>64782793
Lord Mantis is pretty good black/death/doom/sludge/whatever kind of like dragged into sunlight
>>64782767
Season of Mist
>>64782398
I was expecting shit but its not half bad. I like it
>>64783494
Why were you expecting shit?
>>64782896
ARE YOU TALKING TO ME????
>>64781848
I love bluegrass metal.
>>64783485
has Rotting Christ
>>64783485
NeO is dank as fuck
>>64783480
If being dead means escaping a world where dogshit like this is hyped up as good, then I'll gladly await her sweet embrace.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuI_dszhV6U
>>64783485
good meme
>>64783521
Easily the worst band there m8 lmao, out of all the god-tier bands there you choose this one?!
>>64783537
Good, proceed right away sir.
>>64783517
the only valid good metal subgenres are ones that include dark words - death, black, doom, etc.
post isn't dark. post is what comes through my letterbox.
bluegrass isn't dark. it's blue.
get outta here with your invalid subgenres
What do you guys think about 1349
>>64783559
>Rotting Christ
>bad
found the 15 year old
>>64783485
shit taste
>>64783521
shit taste
>>64783522
shit taste
>>64783582
Really good
>>64783569
First (you)
>>64783582
HELLLFIRREE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fkyhjlfJkxo
>>64783569
post can be dark, ''post'' can be like the after-life in Portuguese
>>64783582
Norsecore and by definition bad
Ok, so now favourite total underground labels
Levadome
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqx3c9UVyYI
>>64783582
bland norsecore
mommy the nips are making fun of USPM again
>>64783507
because most of those bands are shit and sound generic as fuck. This one has an interesting production.
>>64783594
And (You) 4U my big friend
>>64783582
Hellfire is best bm album of 00's for me
>>64783631
That looks like Mad Max which is Australian
>>64783642
Your face is generic and shit
>>64783605
>>64783609
not gonna claim norsecore bands are trve or the best, but you guys have gotta fuck off with the "stop liking what i don't like"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3y87bEqMUsw
I just pissed my pants on purpose because I couldn't be bothered to walk down that hall to the toilet
#fucknormies
Cattle Decapitation are one of the worst death metal bands around today, I hope we give them the meme treatment soon enough.
>>64783680
but i don't support the stop liking what i don't like mentality, i never did
>>64783692
good meme
>>64783631
the americans are making fun of JPM too
>>64783692
I don't even like cattle but you should give yourself the suicide treatment
>>64783692
youre trying too hard senpai
>>64783680
Mortuus era marduk is my shit nigga
i push my fingers into my
>>64783692
Why?
HAHA HEY GUYS WHO WANTS TO LISTEN TO MY METAL SONG AND GIVE ME FEEDBACK PLEASE
http://picosong.com/BReD/
>>64783692
Not worth it since they are barely posted here. I'd rather shitpost about Vektor and watch their fans get triggered.
something takes a part of me
>>64783680
well you have the right listen to whatever the fuck you wish to listen, I have the right to dislike it
And Marduk became palatable only when Arioch joined.
>>64783686
No Chorus pt. 2
Why do you guys hate Gojira so much? I don't think they're god's gift to earth or anything but Mars To Sirius is a solid album.
>>64783692
Fuck off dmcuckgay
>>64783788
since when did making good music have anything to do with anything
My stepdad and I don't normally listen to metal but we love this album, anything else like it?
>>64783788
/metal/ hates anything these days, one of the worst generals t.b.h.
>>64783770
something lost and never seen
>>64783788
I like Gojira m8 dont worry about it they're sick.
>>64783816
HILARIOUS AND ORIGINAL
>>64783788
>but Mars To Sirius is a solid album.
Why are Gojira fans such memers
>>64783755
I was expecting shit but this was surprisingly decent. Good job.
>michael 'jira
>>64783481
Shame their new EP sucks.
>>64783853
THANKS BRO!!
EVERYONE PLEASE LISTEN TO THIS GUY - IT DOESN'T SUCK.
>>64783582
Overall no strong opinion either way, but that one song Nathicana makes me want to run outside and fuck a bus into the ground. Gets me so pumped
gojira love is hipster bait video
>>64782398
why does he have to burp on the mic. Its not brutal its comical as fuck.
The music is fucking excellent and the growls as well but that shitty grindcore burping ugh.
>>64783919
No one ever loved you so you waste your life on shitposting video
My recent husband loves this album for some reason but I don't see the appeal, can anyone explain?
>>64783947
Burps are rather rare in that album though, it has some of the best harsh vocals in modern DM
>>64783947
Same, I love a lot of brutal death and slam but I still don't get the burping, it's just there, no impact or energy behind it, kind of like the vocals from inquisition
>>64783983
Fuck off
Where should I start with winterfylleth? Chronologically, or is there a better album to begin with?
>>64783983
HAHAHAHAHAHA XD PIZDEC DIMITRY ZAJEBISTE MEME, NU CHEEKI BREEKI BLYAT
Thoughts?
My ex-wife's current husband likes this album, thoughts?
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA MY WIFE'S SON LIKES THIS THING GET IT GUYS I LET OTHER MEN FUCK MY WIFE I'M A KEK LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL XDDDDDDD
>>64783983
great album
probably because of the e unique sound and atmosphere
>>64784039
GET OUT OF HERE STALKER
>>64784085
This is shitposting.
>>64784083
Blyat I'm dying from laughter, 10/10 humour
Post albums you can personally relate to
>>64784085
>I'll counter-shitpost, that will surely help the general!
necrophagist - extreme unction
>>64784101
I said come in, don't stand there
>>64784137
djentshareguy logic
>>64784083
10/10 album at the very least, more like 12/10
this is the new direction /metal/ should take, and after that, transcendence
YOU NEED A DOCTOR BABY?
YOU SCAAAAARED?
>>64784179
Unfunny trippydar
HEY AH
CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS SHIT PEOPLE
>>64784134
>23 years old and never had sex
Oh, ok then..
>>64783983
ohh, it's been a while, but yeah sure I'll help
for me, metal is generally super fucking tasteless. the french grow up with good taste being semi synonymous with the culture there. the problem with a lot of french metal is that they're too perfectionist, and take fewer risks, seldomly stray far from their established sound, which gojira handles pretty well, better than say Klone or that circus metal band. The gap between The Link and FMTS is pretty huge, especially in production. it feels raw and bare, and as you listen, you discover that they are totally without compromise, and their music is made to be consumed solely on their premises, sort of like tarantinos cinematic universe to compare. lyrics are simple, but thematically tight, and every part of their sound gives off a sense of direction. solid album 9/10 would fuck with again. their new single Stranded is pretty solid aswell
Listening to this right now because I'm a mainstream fag
>>64784192
I aint feelin ill, but I ain't feeling this at all...
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOU
NEVER SAAAAAID
THAT THIS WOULD BE EAAAASYYYYYY
SO GOOOOOOO AWAAAAAAAAAY
>>64784231
YOU TAKE THE HIGH ROAD DOWN
>>64784229
This is transcendence.
This is what you wanted >>64784179
LOVE
IS A WAY OF FEELING
OH LOWVE
IS A WAYY OF FEEELENG
LESS ALOWWWN
SOWW WHAAAAATTTT SALL THE FUSS A BOWWT
>>64784268
Literally gave me goosebumps just reading that
SECONDS FROM THE END
WHAT'S IT GONNA BE?
PULL THE TRIGGER BITCH
>>64784231
More like
ASSTODON
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWFWazj7Ud8
>>64784337
>There needs to be a mastodon/gojira tour. That would be fucking sick.
>>64784231
after Crack the Skye they're nothing. I find Brents earlier swampcore band more comfortable to listen to than the hunter and this
on one of my darker days i would literally shoot mastodon dead if i knew where the were and i had a gun
>>64784337 mute it and it's like you're watching the new hottest pop song
I may get a lot of hate for this, but I really love Trivium's Silence in the Snow album. I feel like they've matured as artists, but perhaps people that liked old Trivium might feel like they've lost what made them unique.
Either way I really love the album, anyone else listened to it?
>>64784394
I think that's the point
Welcome to the dark side, the human race
Crumbling before us, ending in disgrace
Politicians, corporations, a slap on the wrist
Spewing toxic chemicals, now mother earth is pissed
>>64783517
>bluegrass
>>64784393
>>64784337
Soo much hate. Feel like a such a gay fan boy not knowing why?
>>64784430
megadeth
fedora
>>64784409
Shogun is their only decent album
hull is breached
this inner sanctum
is being bleached
the unfed pendulum
is starved
>genre: black metal instrumental banjo
>>64784360
I saw them play a gig together in Oslo once. Mastodon had cancelled the year before, so we got Opeth instead, and Porcupine Tree was playing so the night turned out to be pretty fucking good, but it coldn't keep up with the Mastojira
How much will /mu/ shit itself over Vektor when fantano gives it inevitable 8+?
>it's my birthday
>drunk as fuck
>have to be at my shitty job tomorrow
>think /metal/ is my personal blog
metal for all of these feels?
>>64784393
>>64784360
I feel like such a gay fan boy not knowing why there's soo much hate?
Okay, so I've never really got into metal, besides the obvious Iron Maiden, Megadeth, Dream Theater etc. (I enjoyed Dream Theater the most) and would like some recommendations for how I could branch out and really get into metal.
Genres I like:
>Electronic
>Indie Rock
Thanks!
>>64784474
All of these bands are gayer than cum on a mustache.
>>64784499
good friends and a bottle of pills
>>64784488
mu wont care a ton but /metal/ will meme vektor a little extra for 24 hours or so
SURGICAL SCOURGE ON YOU
SURGICAL SCOURGE ON YOU
ELECTRIC SHOCK THROUGH YOU
ELECTRIC SHOCK THROUGH YOU
>>64784510
Check these
>>64784510
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZF3qmGfDws
NO MOMMY, DON'T DO IT AGAIN
DON'T DO IT AGAIN
I'LL BE A GOOD BOY
I'LL BE A GOOD BOY I PROMISE
NO MOMMY DON'T HIT ME
WHY DID YOU HAVE TO HIT ME LIKE THAT MOMMY?
DON'T DO IT, YOU'RE HURTING ME
WHY DID YOU HAVE TO BE SUCH A BITCH
WHY DON'T YOU
WHY DON'T YOU JUST FUCK OFF AND DIE
WHY CAN'T YOU JUST FUCK OFF AND DIE
WHY CAN'T YOU JUST LEAVE HERE AND DIE
NEVER STICK YOUR HAND IN MY FACE AGAIN BITCH
FUCK YOU
I DON'T NEED THIS SHIT
YOU STUPID SADISTIC ABUSIVE FUCKING WHORE
HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE HOW IT FEELS MOMMY
HERE IT COMES GET READY TO DIE
>>64784519
You're gay
>>64784548
wew
>>64784519
I was 15 and 16 at the time, so it was all top notch entertainment for me
>>64784510
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qM71torFNBQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHR_pi9x8fg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQmkFW0kJas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yhFSTAyHWs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nkp48SZ0Gf4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jy2MLw_JMJk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v99dHD9oWfU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QgIeKnLuGE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GfbLWHT7vUU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhpOQsYMFIM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VLUVUf4zIQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HOLHjCXWc3U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6ZVMQayzng
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuDxo-fbW9c
>>64784519
how can you post in a meal thread and not fuck with gojira? they are THE most patrician metal band out there
>>64784520
unfortunately i have few of the former and none of the latter
>>64784595
in that case its understandable
Hey anon, what do you think of this? ...HAHA! I didn't expect you to jump back like that! Is this your first time seeing...have you NEVER seen breasts? Really? And you're HOW old? Well it looks like I can fix that! Just close your eyes aaaaaaaaaand...
TA-DA! BOING!
AHAHAHAHA! You should have seen the look on your face! You can't keep your eyes off them! Do they really excite you THAT much? Well then get a load of this, look how they bounce up and down! Jiggle Jiggle! I-I bet you want to squeeze them to, don't you y-y-you perverted virgin Anon! G-go right ahead! Honk these fucking honkers as much as you want! Take your time! Hell, I'll even let you suck on them if you want since my nipples are suuuuuuuper hard right now, don't know whyyyyyy...
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh, it feels so good...I'm going crazy right now~
Mmmmmmmmmm, you sure know how to make a girl feel good you pervert...heheh~
I-I-I-I bet y-you want to see my vagina too...you pervert! W-W-Well, we're already this far! Might as well! Let me just slip off my blank panties, I'll let you keep them if you want~
S-S-S-So, what do you think? Well, I guess that massive bulge in your pants answers that question! Heheh...you're such a pathetic pervert, Anon! I bet this is the first time you've seen a vagina! Look how wet it is too...look at what your doing to me you fucking pervert~
Ahhhhh...I'm so wet right now, you suuuuuuuuure know how to make a girl all hot and bothered! You know when it's this wet it's much easier t-FUCK IT, I'M LEAKING LIKE A SIEVE HERE! JUST TAKE ME, ANON! THIS IS THE NIGHT YOU BECOME A MAN, YOU BETTER FUCK ME RIGHT NOW!
>>64784658
it's a pantera song you monkey
unless you knew that inwhichcase k
>>64782231
The clock is also two minutes to midnight.
>>64784747
fucking hyped to see them on OEF.
>>64784686
lmao i didn't know that
i may be the kind of pleb who drinks alone on his birthday but i'm not the kind of pleb who listens to fucking pantera
what the fuck is with all the shitposting
i've been gone for far too long
let's have some constructive conversation about metal here people chop chop *claps hands*
>>64784800
you drink alone because of your trash taste
/metal/ has never been better
>>64784851
I unironically agree
>>64784844
>listens to pantera
>calls other people's taste trash
someone's asking for a texas thrashing. you going to any large metal feasts in the future?
Let's try again
>>64784915
>>64784908
walhall
>>64784608
why is thrash or die a meme? if it weren't for the vocals which are admittedly awful it's pretty standard thrash
>>64784231
underrated
>>64784800
I spent my birthday drunkposting /meal/ as well, I've quit now though.
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