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This album fucking blows
old >>64741686
>>64744998
>cucktor
>>64744998
second for gojirmeme is for nu-male betas and kektor is hipster "tech"
>>64744998
3rd for true /metal/ thread
>>64744998
>JUSTor
So the other thread is quickly descending into shitposting and memes.
Anyone got any black metal recs? In a mood to listen to something new. Preferably something Leviathan-y.
>>64745081
kill yourself
>>64745115
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLYoJgbybes
>>64745115
>Preferably something Leviathany
Gotchu
>>64745124
>>64745130
come on guys nows the time to show we're not the meme general
>>64745115
I've heard Vektor's Terminal Redux is pretty good, also check out Gojira's - From Mars to Sirius if you haven't already
What is some good thrash?
I really liked pic related, but outside of Slayer I'm not really fond of thrash.
The vocals just seem too forced at times and generally too high pitched for my tastes.
>>64745115
kys
I thought it was alright, still like Outer Isolation more tough
Where to start with katalepsy
>>64745147
Best thrash album since Fragments Of Insanity.
Just want you guys to know you're posting in the Jesse-approved thread
>>64745150
Don't you have your own thread to be defending? Try stealing my thunder again that might help.
>>64745147
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVsuFQnAHmo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7FlFesiUoA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlitksyuOd8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kV93Gh1jmuM
>>64745147
hektor
>>64745164
Deleting them off of your computer
>>64745150
kill yourself
>>64745177
Is that an album for ants?
>>64745184
thanks mane
>>64745187
-is a meme
>>64745164
autopsychosis
>>64745201
>cuckoning
Katalepsy is the Vektor of slam.
>>64745230
Atleast it isn't summoning or moonsorrow
Is /metal/ just five lonely ass faggots sitting in their mom's basement, eating cheetos and shitposting all day?
Deafheaven of thrash: Vektor
Deafheaven of melodeath: Insomnium
Deafheaven of tech death: Ulcerate
Deafheaven of slam: Katalepsy
Deafheaven of power: Gloryhammer
Deafheaven of prog: Leprous
Deafheaven of djent: TesseracT
Deafheaven of doom: Pallbearer
Deafheaven of funeral doom: Ahab
Deafheaven of gothic: Paradise Lost
Deafheaven of sludge: Baroness
Deafheaven of stoner: Sleep
Deafheaven of industrial: Godflesh
Deafheaven of grind: Discordance Axis
Deafheaven of deathgrind: Cattle Decapitation
Deafheaven of metalcore: The Dillinger Escape Plan
Deafheaven of deahtcore: The Red Chord
Deafheaven of alt/nu metal: Deftones
>>64745261
six counting you
>>64745247
>Summoning of slam
Scrambled Defuncts
>Moonsorrow of slam
No One Gets Out Alive
What makes this band so special compared to hunderds of others shitty djentcore bands?
Fuck you dm and djent share guy
>>64745272
so when you say deafheaven of x, do you mean the hipster version of it, or the atmogays version of it, or just the meme of that genre
>>64745272
DEP should be the Deafheaven of mathcore, Converge is the Deafheaven of metalcore
>>64745273
well only really 5 since climaxia left
>>64745272
But the deafheaven of death is obviously Gojira
Posting a classic
>>64745294
Erra are fucking garbage, I will never understand why they get the Converge treatment for djent.
>>64745273
HAHA XD
>>64745316
>celtic cock
>>64745316
>cucktick blyat
>>64745299
Both are mathcore dumbass
>>64745321
It's very healthy to laugh at yourself sometimes
Idk, I thought they were okay. The whole album had a narrative of adventure and existential dilemmas which I thought was good. The playing was a bit wanky at times, but very virtuosic, albeit that's not my favorite style of playing.
All in all, the album is great if you like straight up thrash metal, with virtuosic playing and a good narrative. It just feels a little tired, the whole thrash metal theme. I'm a big metal fan, but I've heard albums of olden days that sound more exciting than this. They're perfectionists of worshipping the thrash metal style, but they don't really redefine the genre or something. It's just a bunch of guys who do thrash metal really well, nothing more. It's not better than my favorite old school thrash metal albums either.
That being said, I still think vektor is a cool band..
What's going on here
>>64745345
how do I stay as healthy as you though?
>>64745331
>>64745335
>not having good taste
>>64745314
You mean Deafheaven of groove metal
>>64745370
>spastic sock
>>64745365
You stop listening to Cucktor and Gojirmeme, and generally stop being such a pleb.
Also if you stop having gay sex you won't get aids
>>64745360
you don't have to prove that you like them, it's just shitposting by a few people
>>64745130
>Vektorbo Bros.
>>64745360
to add, I thought the female vocals at the end were a bit cheesy, but still managed to move me emotionally a bit. They're taking rists which I admire.
>everyone tells you an album is the greatest things ever
>it's actually one of the worst pieces of shit you've ever heard
What's her name /metal/?
>>64745385
No, I don't.
>>64745417
This kind of posting is just as bad as the shitposting
>>64745417
Gojira
>>64745417
None So Meme
>>64745422
Vektor - Terminal Redux
>>64745422
by killing yourself obviously
>>64745443
is there even such a thing as non-shitposting
i don't know anymore
>>64745450
How much would a new Deathspell Omega album break /metal/?
>>64745446
what a despicable pleb
>>64745394
Woah thanks
Still gotta listen to that Vektor
Good effort on meme-ing though, do you think that me laughing at you would help you get even healthier?
>>64745472
>liking proto deathcore
You are a pleb faggot
>>64745479
you laughing at you would definitely help
>>64745427
So are bm logos made so hard to read that only fans of the band can read them?
It makes sense that way to me
>>64745470
They actually did release a new album under a different name
>>64745497
Get your memes right at least. Cryptopsy became deathcore but NSV is proto-slam
that's it
see ya
>>64745506
Too busy laughing at you that I can't make time for laughing at myself
>>64745549
But Anon,
I am (You)
The Algorithm - Brute Force
>djent, brostep
http://uloz.to/xfD58KY2/the-algorithm-brute-force-2016-320-rar
Sample: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhGJOys5gcc
>>64745535
Slam is better than deathcore in the same way that skin cancer is better than stomach cancer.
After The Burial - Dig Deep
>metalcore, djent, brand new album and first one after guitarist's death
http://uloz.to/xjomtPAC/after-the-burial-dig-deep-2016-192-rar
Sample: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9YvcCHsdojw
>>64745549
>>64745506
>>64745479
>>64745394
>>64745365
>>64745345
>>64745321
>>64745273
>>64745535
>>64745544
>>64745565
These posts are all me, by the way
Textures - Phenotype
>djent, prog metal
http://uloz.to/xzfzHxkd/textures-phenotype-2016-320-digital-booklet-pdf-rar
sample: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=su0q0u4Yup0
>>64745600
lol
Come on everybody, put your fucking hands UP!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5o6IoZnuCJo
>>64745565
Vektor - Terminal Redux
>blackened thrash, progressive metal
http://uloz.to/x3YqqD43/vektor-terminal-redux-2016-mp3-192-rar
Sample: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4e5Jw9T5Zk
SikTh - Opacities EP
>progressive metal, metalcore, djent
http://uloz.to/xgREedoZ/sikth-opacities-ep-2015-mp3-320-rar
Sample: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AFpNcekLz8
>>64745608
I really really like this image.
Entities - Novalis
>djent, deathcore
http://uloz.to/xWsf83qh/entities-2015-novalis-zip
Sample: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6moh5Csx6E
>>64745619
You're gay
>>64745606
Vektor - Terminal Redux
Car Bomb - w^w^^w^w
>mathcore, djent
http://uloz.to/xMtMBKv/car-bomb-w-w-w-w-2012-7z
Sample: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ea6UkXEa4Gk
Personal AOTY so far. Probably the best thing that came out of the Old School Doom revival in recent memory.
>>64745565
>>64745588
>>64745608
>>64745631
>>64745648
I love djent but this isn't /djent/
Post other genres besides glorified Meshuggah ripoffs and 8 string deathcore
Hacktivist - Outside the Box
>djent, rap metal
http://uloz.to/xZHt837U/hacktivist-outside-the-box-2016-mp3-rar
Sample: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkxfN0FpBEg
Hey this is pretty good not cringe at all
I need more albums like Rust in Peace and Painkiller. Any recs?
Twelve Foot Ninja - Silent Machine
>alternative metal, djent, lots of genre hopping
http://uloz.to/xfR5oTi1/twelve-foot-ninja-silent-machine-2012-rar
Sample: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ST85Sui43Q
>>64745694
You want slam or power metal
>>64745027
>>64745040
>>64745098
>>64745124
>>64745130
>>64745212
>>64745272
>>64745331
>>64745335
>>64745417
Holy fuck guys. These threads used to be among the only ones that weren't infested by ironic underage memers, now even /metal/ gets flooded with this crap. I want my 2009 /mu/ back.
Polyphia - Renaissance
>djent, prog metal, instrumental
http://uloz.to/xneh7mNM/polyphia-renaissance-2016-mp3-320-rar
Sample: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7C19ZGLuhlQ
>>64745613
>mp3 192kbps
please tell me you don't do this
>>64745731
Vektor - Terminal Redux
>>64745731
Really? You do? Well then let's all change what we're doing because this random autistic stranger wants us to change
Northlane - Node
>metalcore, djent
http://uloz.to/x8jVNLDi/northlane-node-2015-rar
sample: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZ5NI35Bg-I
>>64745731
When /metal/ is ashes, you have my permission to die
>>64745707
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzVHR-TrCxc
did the kill yourself guy get banned already?
And did they not ban djentspammer? The fuck is this injustice trip favoritism
How foolish are they
>>64745742
The only thing djenty from Polyphia is Inspire, everything else is just wank that they can't do live
Intervals - The Shape of Colour
>djent, instrumental
http://uloz.to/xc5Qpxtc/intervals-the-shape-of-colour-2015-mp3-320-rar
sample: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHvMYUR8SuE
>>64745731
shut the fuck up and kill yourself
Corelia - Nostalgia EP
>djent, prog metal
http://uloz.to/xLaTFks/2011-corelia-nostalgia-ep-zip
Sample: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12ejFJkU4kk
>>64745790
kys faggot
>>64745761
Northlane would be pretty decent if they were an instrumental band without all that cringe shit.
Jakub Zytecki - Wishful Lotus Proof
>djent, prog metal
http://uloz.to/xpu8y7pc/jakub-zytecki-wishful-lotus-proof-2015-mp3-320-rar
Sample: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlHEeT5jDLs
>>64745751
>shitposts on 4chan
>calls other people autistic
The Korea - Saturnus EP
>metalcore, djent
http://uloz.to/xayC5vd/2013-the-korea-saturnus-ep-zip
Sample: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0g2M7uQEGgg
Born of Osiris - Soul Sphere
>djent, deathcore
https://mega.nz/#F!7B9GmZBL!cKuyyXjE4mFiEAnJENwWkQ
sample: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVPn666h_8s
Bye bye /metal/
>>64745832
>shitposts on 4chan
>sucks BBC
Anyone heard the new Vector album?
>>64745781
Grabbed, thanks.
Xerath - III
>symphonic metal, progressive metal, djent
https://mega.nz/#F!yBtyFQRL!1BijWhjYe3KwyjgVc0toYA
Sample: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTaVcybFFaw
Did they intend for their new album to become such a meme?
Fellsilent - The Hidden Words
>djent, metalcore
https://mega.nz/#F!PY92WRxT!cePUUBHAv9uPxF5gZu3GCg
Sample: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXUFn6TxITA
>>64745869
We know you don't actually like djent.
>>64745866
AOTY
Modern Day Babylon - The Ocean Atlas EP
>djent, instrumental
https://mega.nz/#F!vUVSDbAa!5V0ZJNa4_dWh2FJMGAF4tg
Sample: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PO3F2RmG63E
>>64745887
Meshuggah, Vildhjarta and Tesseract are unironically good tho
>>64745716
>>64745696
what's some more nu-influenced djent (or vice versa)?
Cane Hill comes to mind
Anyone got a link for the new Vektor album? This one isn't working
>https://docs.oracle.com/javase/7/docs/api/java/util/Vektor.html
Mestis - Polysemy
>jazz fusion, djent, instrumental
http://uloz.to/xW2uaZoZ/mestis-polysemy-2015-mp3-320-rar
Sample:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIGQrAY0K6c
so is there any one more based then this guy in the whole metal scene?
he single handily created the heavy metal riff,made great albums consistently for 25 years and even now 46 years later can write good stuff.
Vektor? Not a very good band.
>>64745910
Meshuggah doesn't have a lot in common with what we now know as djent, and no the others aren't unironically good.
The fact that you even have to say unironically should tell you that
>>64745926
me desu
Ever Forthright - s/t
>djent, prog metal
http://uloz.to/x5qwhwX/ever-forthright-rar
Sample: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-R712dsXXwM
>>64745918
DVSR
>>64745926
Vekotr
>>64745926
This guy
https://rateyourmusic.com/~Erikwithafro
Humanity's Last Breath - s/t
>deathcore, djent
https://mega.nz/#F!CcVGGThL!eXiaJSQtxbG-QNxs40PuIQ
sample: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plrO8-DBKS8
There is literally nothing wrong with this thread
>>64745941
>forgetting the album art
Vektor - Terminal Redux
Vildhjarta - Måsstaden
>djent, prog metal
http://uloz.to/xCDFoz8/vildhjarta-masstaden-2011-rar
sample: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvRoIwLWvCk
Ok enough djent for now
>>64745962
From what I hear you do this as a form of countershitposting?
"fight fire with fire"?
You shitposters are literally subhuman
>>64745988
kill yourself
>>64745989
Vektor - Terminal Redux
>>64744998
>Being
>This
>Wrong
>>64746019
>Being
>This
>Cuck
>>64745731
Well you are right. I don't even like anything that's techy/prog/djent. I listen to Obsessed by Cruely and Manilla Road but that Vektor album is very good. I didn't even care for their other stuff but yeah. Memes are destroying everything tho.
>>64746010
just logged in, is that album any good? saw it on pitchfork the other day, haven't heard it yet tbqh
>>64745998
Vektor - Terminal Redux
>>64746000
Vektor - Terminal Redux
>>64746038
put your trip back on faggot and kill yourself
Where were you when Cucktor singlehandedly destroyed /metal/?
>>64746062
Sitting here, blasting Terminal Redux
>>64746050
All memes aside: It's great.
>>64746058
Fuck off. I never had a trip like ever you meme spouting faggot.
>>64746050
It's the first album to ever combine black metal with thrash, Vektor are making a big impact on the metal scene and you can bet that there'll be hundreds of bands to come trying to achieve their level of success.
Wow someone got really mad about Vektor for some reason. It's okay dude, you'll survive if someone likes them. You don't have to shit up entire threads because of it.
Katalepsy - Autopsychosis (2013)
>slam, brutal death metal, highest rated slam album on RYM
Link: http://uloz.to/xgZMcs2G/katalepsy-autopsychosis-2013-bd666-rar
Sample: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wVtjKoWg1M
>>64745989
Yes
It doesn't seem to work though
>>64746079
>all memes aside
>talking about cucktor
>pretending you're not djentfaggot
>>64746088
Vektor - Terminal Redux
>>64746082
3/10 almost responded with a real post
>>64746082
Black and Thrash was being combined years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NyMGQd6BlE
>>64745883
>pabst blue ribbon
Abominable Putridity - The Anomalies of Artificial Origin (2012)
>slam, brutal death metal
Link: http://uloz.to/xzDFmjhn/abominable-putridity-2012-the-anomalies-of-artificial-origin-320kbps-rar
Sample: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWKLN6boesU
>>64746108
Yeah ok friendo. Have fun.
Abnormity - Irreversible Disintegration (2011)
>slam, brutal death metal
Link: http://uloz.to/xh967teW/abnormity-irreversible-disintegration-2011-rar
Sample: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kerGU9qjJgw
>djentfag has gone full thinking man
ayy
>>64746105
Countershitposting never works. Because you're not doing anything to counter the shitposting, you're just adding more. The goal of a shitposter is to ruin the thread, and by spamming djent you help him.
Plus as a metaphor fight fire with fire is terrible. It works in a forest where you can strategically burn things to stop a fire reaching further, but you can't do that here. Here it's like having a fire in your kitchen and then setting your living room on fire and hoping they'll fight each other.
>>64746106
Nope. Not a single thing tagged as Djent on my HDD. Not eve Mishuggah.
>>64745707
see now this time the vektor meme actually applies
Devourment - Conceived in Sewage (2013)
>slam, brutal death metal
Link: http://uloz.to/xyiA6SX2/devourment-2013-conceived-in-sewage-rar
Sample: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iiOlkgBLfT4
https://docs.oracle.com/javase/7/docs/api/java/util/Vector.html
>>64746170
They're just shitposting until we hit bump limit so we can start a new better thread
7 H.Target - Fast-Slow Demolition (2012)
>slam, brutal death metal
Link: https://mega.co.nz/#!KFEwFKpI!E8iYGiX9HnGhw8nTAs57JRnL8sNmDFW12zvV3064oks
Sample: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRgP1KxHcjo
>>64746170
Whatever, it's too late now
>>64746172
love that record
>>64746170
crashing this general.........................
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AlBZgpyO9oE
>>64746199
Was I speaking to you?
>>64746037
>mfw people don't recognize this album as the masterpiece that it is
Pathology - Throne of Reign (2014)
>slam, brutal death metal
Link: http://www.ulozto.cz/ximdHrpE/pathology-2014-throne-of-reign-320kbps-rar
Sample: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_PvZXsbwPM
>>64746199
>new better thread
yeah not gonna happen
>>64746225
Vektor - Terminal Redux
>>64746211
It's still great. I am mad I didn't pick up the vinyl when it was affordable. Just bought my tickets for pic related. Cirith Ungol will be headlining.
>>64746213
eh mgla meme is overdone
Waking the Cadaver - Real-Life Death (2013)
>deathcore, slam
Link: http://uloz.to/xFpaxo2G/2013-waking-the-cadaver-real-life-death-zip
Sample: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JC4OMZNWeVA
>>64746213
Essential
>>64746235
Is that album any good?
>>64746241
ok so far with one survivor
>>64746199
>better thread
>/metal/
Despised Icon - Consumed by Your Poison (2002)
>deathcore, slam
Link: http://uloz.to/xfhe3XP6/despised-icon-2002-consumed-by-your-poison-rar
Sample: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMTZ5cDpfWU
>>64746254
AOTYAY
>>64746240
real nice
I hope someday I manage to see Manilla Road before Mark the Shark croaks
>>64746253
>that last post trying to bring reason to the youtube comment section
An hero.
Kraanium / Epicardiectomy / Dormant Carnivore - Goresoaked Slamassacre (split) (2010)
>slam, brutal death metal
Link: http://uloz.to/xxDkc3T/kraanium-epicardiectomy-dormant-carnivore-2010-goresoaked-slamassacre-split-rar
Sample: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1DF4zSqcBM
>>64746285
Where are you from? I saw them two years ago in Germany. I will see them in 3 weeks and next year.
>this is what everyone outside of /metal/ thinks of the new Vektor album
JUST
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwcUy8PMpuM
Kraanium - Chronicles of Perversion (2015)
>slam, brutal death metal
Link: http://uloz.to/xJgzjpxF/kraanium-chronicles-of-perversion-2015-320-rar
Sample: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IX03vJX0SXI
>>64746226
better get on with that to do list there then
>>64746323
https://docs.oracle.com/javase/7/docs/api/java/util/Vector.html
>>64746313
Still better than Vektor.
Epicardiectomy - Putreseminal Morphodysplastic Virulency (2014)
>slam, brutal death metal
Link: http://uloz.to/xeU5BVcy/epicardiectomy-putreseminal-morphodysplastic-virulency-2014-rar
Sample: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nkp48SZ0Gf4
>>64746319
Italy
Cephalotripsy - Uterovaginal Insertion of Extirpated Anomalies (2007)
>slam, brutal death metal
Link: http://uloz.to/xz3bCTU8/cephalotripsy-uterovaginal-insertion-of-extirpated-anomalies-2007-bd666-rar
Sample: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eq_wxMU9Tm0
>>64746313
In a setting which evokes the atmosphere of a sanitarium (an abandoned East German swimming pool!), Jeff Waters and co deliver their incisive, aggressive yet curiously cathartic meditation on the state of our world’s societal consciousness
>>64746323
The album is great tho. Why are you so pissy about it?
so this guy i know is in a band that opened for vektor and he said that they are major assholes, and that basically stopped me from talking to them when i saw them open for voivod but i'm kinda regretting it since the guy i know is kinda douchey himself.
does anybody know if they are assholes?
Terminal Redux is an 8/10 at least btw
>>64746323
Well, they're right you dumb shitposter
Cerebral Incubation - Gonorrhea Nodule Mastication (2012)
>slam, brutal death metal
Link: http://uloz.to/xqcCY67/cerebral-incubation-gonorrhea-nodule-mastication-2012-rar
Sample: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBMG7Ke018E
>>64745294
they're not, the only person who thought they were anything special was dmsharefag. Their lyrics are actually pretty good though but the faggy vocals ruin it
Enmity - Illuminations of Vile Engorgement (2005)
>slam, brutal death metal
Link: http://www.mediafire.com/download/zyjm3ot12zh/Illuminations+of+Vile+Engorgemen+-+AurigaMetal.Blogspot.rar
Sample: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxN23gHhklc
Disfiguring the Goddess - Black Earth Child (2013)
>slam, brutal death metal, deathcore
Link: http://ulozto.cz/xGzLFP6z/dtg-bec-13-rar
Sample: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfUPpH1BWRg
Never listened to that much thrash but I'm about to dl vektor's discography. anything /metal/ hates this much has got to be worth a listen
hi /metal/, I just got a new band together I wish to tell you about. we're called Skalar and we play tech trash with a futuristic theme. tell us what u think
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zb8U38lTcq8
Digested Flesh - The Answer to Infection (2004)
>slam, brutal death metal
Link: https://mega.co.nz/#!fBMUTJTZ!LImt4mYQAj_5XuPyxOiS-H0F64RxvBnsjV3clIrtUOs
Sample: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wtrhqsk-hY
>>64746401
peroidic reminder that one of the members owns the douchiest rym account on the site
https://rateyourmusic.com/~Erikwithafro
prolly never gonna listen to this meme since he five starred it and his taste is complete garbage
>>64746460
Your band sounds like a bad Vektor clone
>>64746349
Didn't they play Brescia a couple of days ago? If not you can visit Berlin the 28th/29th.
What was the last time /metal/ completely shit itself over a new release?
Not even Fear Factory caused this much pure shitposting
>>64746460
Nice proge, you fucking faggot holy shit
BURN MY FIST TO THE CONCRETE
MY FEAR IS MY STRENGTH
>>64746401
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I saw Ryan Gosling at a grocery store
u/MironGains633d, 20h
I saw Vector at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
Cuckchine Head is unironically better than Pantera
>>64746460
>>64746491
Ah okay now I get why everyone is butthurt about Vektor.
Guess I'll come back after a week when your asshole cools over.
>>64746509
Literally everyone tangently related to metal is shitting themselves over this album, this could even rival Sunbather because Vektor are actually experts at tricking plebs into thinking they're good. Just look at Metallum, 4 reviews with an average of 97% and it's not even out yet, God I miss Bitterman.
>>64746504
Yeah I wouldn't know, but I haven't got the time and money to travel these days anyway.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOCcSXaDuwU
OLD MAN DEAD HAND
IF ONLY THEIR INSANITY
THE LIE FEEDS OFF THEIR GREED
JESUS WEPT
>>64746549
you have shit taste
>>64746555
no /metal/ is butthurt over vektor because pitchfork likes them
>>64746569
They are truly great live. Can't wait to see them in that basement in Berlin.
>>64746592
Pantera is shit
FOR THE LOVE OF BROTHER
I WILL SING THIS FUCKING SONG
AESTHETICS OF HATE
I HOPE YOU BURN IN HELL
>>64746346
Flip me this is the worst thing I have ever heard/watched.
Pure shit.
HALO OVER OUR DEMISE
FOLLOWING A GOD SO BLIND
SALLOW IN THEIR SICKENING
SWALLOW NOT THE SHIT THEY FEED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqOkWTFmC6w
TÜ DÜDÜ DÜÜ DÜDÜDÜ DÜ :-DDD :-DDD
DEÜS FUGG :-DD
>>64746697
You haven't listened to war metal or grind
DREAM OVER
GRIEVE NO MORE
AND BREATHE ONE LAST TIME
NOW I LAY THEE DOWN
>>64746717
"""melo"""death
what the fuck is wrong with the drumming
>>64746579
>>64746635
>>64746713
>>64746772
What kind of person do you think finds this funny, /metal/?
FORMING CLOUDS THEIR SHADOW SHROUDS
LOUDER THE TATTERED WINGS THEY SOUND
DESCENDING DOWN
>>64746549
you are objectively correct
RRRHHHEAR MMMEEE NOOWWWWW
Terminal Redux is a bad album
>>64746816
You aren't invited to my birthday party anymore
>>64746343
both are great
Machine Head -Terminal Redux
>>64746933
more like Terminal ReDubs more like
>>64746933
This is a meme.
if you all like the new Vektor so much thank the man by getting him these albums
>>64746978
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I saw Ryan Gosling at a grocery store
u/MironGains633d, 20h
I saw Ryan Gosling at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
>>64745115
>descending
>>64746987
>>64746491
reminder that eric writes nothing besides the solos
>>64746933
RRAAAULTIMATE ARTIFICER
Is liking Vektor a meme or is hating them one?
>>64747072
Both
This thread reads like a thread on /v/ for fuck suck.
>>64745272
Is Insomnium not /metal/ approved?
>>64747072
hating them
>>64747092
actually metal threads on /v/ and /b/ are better than this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4qh613jsA8
>2:41-2:49
What did he mean by this?
>>64747173
He was adressing the posters this thread
>>64747133
>metal threads on /b/
hey man do you know gijira?
woah they're awesome, thanks /b/ro!
yo you should definitely check out opeth, they're goat
Gojira are fucking garbage am I being memed when people try passing them off as good?
>>64747222
still better than this thread
>>64747222
That sounds way better than this thread
i havent laughed so hard reading past 3 threads, and it keeps happening
gojira is fucking awesome and you all need to take chilli pill
>>64747266
>>64747267
Vektor - Terminal Redux
>>64745989
best song of ride the lightning desu
>>64747309
Vektor - Terminal Redux
>>64747309
probably like 50 gigs at least
>>64747312
i grew out of ironic memes four years ago
>>64747116
>atmoshit melodeath
>/metal/ approved
Could you imagine if /metal/ was a thing when Master Of Puppets came out?
>>64747309
500+ bands
And that's only metal
>>64747309
Right now, I'm actively working on Toxic Holocaust pre-Chemistry of Consciousness after loving that, and all of Inter Arma other than Destroyer.
Oh wow I thought /metal/ was shit when I stopped visiting (because it was shit) but this is just astonishing.
Have some trash: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUgpSZ2XYpE
Better than Vektor
>>64747353
Metallica - Master of Puppets
>>64747353
>"these guys are such trash now. only their No Life Til Leather demo is good"
>>64747431
You know what else is astonishing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdPn1mCmqoE
>thread reaches bump limit in 2 hours
Holy shit
>>64747469
Lets keep it going
>>64747469
Vektor - Terminal Redux
>>64745314
The Deafheaven of death The Monolith Deathcult.
>>64747543
Forgotten meme band
>>64747469
i've seen faster threads
what do i win?
>>64747269
Vektor - Terminal Redux is even better
anyone want to move to 420chan or something and start a new metal general? shitposters have killed this one
>>64747353
>1986
>still listening to Memetallica
Pic related will be lit af
New thread
>>64747611
Please don't make a new thread
>>64747617
fuck you
>>64747557
I enjoyed their album from last year.
They're undeniably gimmicky, but actually a really solid band.
>>64747617
Fuck off
Go here
>>64747717
![Vektor---Terminal-Redux-[Vinyl].png](https://i.imgur.com/LNCiONV.png "Vektor -Terminal-Redux-[Vinyl]"){kind=small}
