wank edition
>>64714794
FIRST FOR BULLDOZER WANK
can't spell thrash without trash amirite?
>>64721456
okay, but there is a very notable difference between the 0000 riffs of a band like razor and a band like slayer
>>64721497
sure, no one is arguing against that
>>64721445
they sound so shit on that album though, doesn't help that the music is garbage too
What do you guys think of Death Devil?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zH6hjXElvqg
What's the falsest thing you've ever heard someone say?
for me
>"post black is good"
Needless to say he was thrashed on the spot, texas style of course
>>64721392
so is this for real or no? All of your posts sound like memes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnWC4OoVQFI
>>64721555
>''burning churches was wrong''
of course I threw him down the stairs straight on to a lamp
>>64721555
>"post black exists"
>>64721555
>metal is good
>>64721555
Everytime I'm reminded of post black I want to chuckle, I can't believe such a failure of a genre actually exists
>sonic-tier band goes slow for once in the album
>still drops 10/10 riff
17:48
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZc1qAFCMyA
STILL LOOKING FOR EUROPEAN ALTERNATIVES FOR HELLSHEADBANGERS
YOU CAN'T TELL ME ALL OF YOU BUY FUCKING BAND SHIRTS WHERE THE PRICE IS 50% SHIPPING
>>64721539
Right? She also loves the Bee Gees. Women are not renowned for their logic and consistency.
>EUGH AUGHHHG RRHGHHG RRGHGHGHRGHRG EEUUGGHAAHGH
What did he mean by this?
>>64721723
"I don't like pussy ass faggot metal"
Fear Of Tomorrow is the best Artillery album.
Chris Barnes>Corpsegrinder
Most OSDM classic albums are mediocre, especially the european ones.
Though I don't think they are bad, I don't get all the hype surrounding Coroner and would never consider them among the best thrash bands.
post-grindcore coming through
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AcQG056dmFU
>>64721532
GOAT imo
>>64721763
chris banres is only good when he was live and on the bleeding. Otherwise he's just a dime a dozen growly dude that you can 90% of the time not understand
there is literally nothing wrong with post-black metal
>>64721797
prove it
>>64721763
soft cornflakes > crispy cornflakes
>>64721795
i actually forgot that his performance on eaten back to life was pretty dank.
>>64721763
>Fear Of Tomorrow is the best Artillery album.
how in the fuck is this even possible?
>>64721763
Mastodon never made a bad album
tried in the last thread with no replies..
what do you guys think about lord worm's new band? his vocals are insane imo
>>64721763
>I don't get all the hype surrounding Coroner
Glad I'm not the only one.
>>64721839
>>64721555
>thrash is good
kek, just imagine an adult saying that
>>64721723
God damn, Revenge is fucking boring.
ZERO groove, ZERO impact, ZERO momentum, ZERO dramatic structure, ZERO driving force and ZERO buildup.
I'm gonna say it: REVENGE DOES NOT MAKE VIOLENT MUSIC. IT DOES NOT MAKE ANGRY MUSIC. IT DOES NOT MAKE HATEFUL OR GRIM OR BRUTAL MUSIC. IT BARELY EVEN MAKES MUSIC.
REVENGE IS SO BLAND IT ALMOST PROVES HHH'S THEORY OF THE HAPTIC VOID RIGHT.
>>64721809
https://sohideous.bandcamp.com/
>>64721763
Filosofem is my favourite Black Metal album
>>64721934
Sounds like you're just a pussy and can't handle the intensity.
>>64721947
Fact: only the last minute of this record is actually noteworthy and beautiful. The rest is just kind of nice and chill.
Violet Cold remains undefeated as the apex of fairy BM.
>>64721976
>Violet Cold remains undefeated as the apex of fairy BM.
and yet i will never listen to it
>>64721951
There's no intensity it just sound like a baby's rattle with distortion over it.
>>64721997
He's so false that he can't discern incredibly down-tuned guitars.
>>64721989
>not listening to post-atmo euphoric ambient fairy bm
>>64721795
I don't mind Corpsegrinder vocals, I think he does a competent job, but losing Barnes' lyrics had a big impact on CC.
Chris Barnes is one of the greatest DM lyricists IMO. He could write some seriously disburbing stuff that didn't sound like the generic gory lyrics often found in DM. Force Fed Broken Glass still makes me cringe whenever I hear it.
>>64721867
it's pretty bad desu.
Megadeth is the best of the big 4 and Peace Sells is the best thrash album of all time still
>>64722083
I disagree with those points but you are right
>>64722083
>Megadeth is the best of the big 4
true
>Peace Sells is the best thrash album of all time still
I wouldn't call it the best thrash of all time, but it's probably the best album of the big 4.
>>64721934
>>64721931
>>64721839
>>64721797
>>64721520
>>64721478
you have to be 18 to post here
>>64722154
funny and witty
>>64722154
but thrash easily has the most immature audience in metal, what are you on abut?
>>64722154
hilarious and original
>>64722083
No album can be called the "best" of anything when they have Mustaine's appalling vocals on them.
>>64722154
Then how are you posting
>>64722154
amusing and insightful
>>64721763
Post-metal is good
>>64722154
informative and entertaining
>>64722149
Only three albums compare imo
Swallowed In Blackness - Sadus
Agent Orange - Sodom
Epidemic of Violence - Demolition Hammer
Peace Sells has the most memorable riffs and hooks all the way through, but it doesn't hit the same peaks as those other three imo. Wake Up Dead and Good Mourning/Black Friday are GOAT tier though.
>>64722154
simply astonishing
anyone listened to this? thoughts?
>>64722169
>>64722190
>>64722207
>>64722212
>>64722243
>>64722262
>>64722290
you have to be 18 to post here
>>64722341
DO YOU REMEMBER "FASCIST WHORE"?
IN MY ASS
DO YOU REMEMBER THAT?
DO YOU REMEMBER
THIS SONG?
WHEN SHE SODOMIZED ME?
WHEN SHE SODOMIZED
MY ASS?
DID YOU LIKE IT?
DID YOU LIKE IT?
DO YOU WANT MORE?
DO YOU WANT MORE?
KINKY WANKER
FUCKING KINKY WANKER
FUCKING WANKER
FUCKING KINKY WANKER
FUCKING KINKY WANKER FUCKING KINKY WANKER
IN MY ASS
IN YOUR ASS
IN THEIR ASS
IN ALL THE ASSES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvGiEpw-OY4&t=35m14s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Zd8XWctW6Q
>metal
you have to be 18 to post here
>>64722154
No you don't.
>>64722269
I also think it's an excellent album, Mustaine was ahead of his peers in both songwriting and technicality. It's one of the greatest american thrash albums of all time.
Wouldn't have a spot in my top 5, but probably in the top 10 though. Definitely in the top 15.
>>64722059
>caring about lyrics in death metal
wew lad
also: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-qd_fm7Pco
>>64722374
The biggest sell-out in true doom
>>64722441
god damn chris barnes sounds bad
>>64722452
ok, let's here why you say so
>>64722452
>sell-out
wew
>>64722341
It has exactly two things going for it:
Saint Vincent's warped dissonant guitar lines, and the extremely memeworthy masturbatory buttsex drum solo on the last track.
SODOMY PASSION
SODOMY PASSION
SOOOODOOOMYYYY
SODOMY
YOU LIKE IT
YOU LIKE IT
YOU LIKE EYOUELOTYSO SO DO MYYYYY
SOOOODOOOMYYY
HUH
SODOMMYY
LISTEN, LISTEN DSOOODOOOMY
I SAID SOOODOMY SOODOMY
>>64722430
If we're talking purely speed metal would that change your positioning.
>>64722476
>>64722480
well it says so on the album cover
>>64722514
Probaly yes. Never thought about my favorite speed metal albums so I don't know what albums I'd remove or add to the list.
>>64722559
banti
I will never understand the hype behind this album
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_IpLYZkUrZA
>>64722514
Rust In Peace is the GOAT commercial Speed Metal album. To me, Painkiller is speed metal as well.
I just peed a little
metal for this staggering feel?
>>64722681
he has some of filthiest vocals out there
>4:58
wew lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAg6SsJnU8Q
>>64722758
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmGnQ-uKb_o
>>64722758
definitely this
>>64722371
>>64722341
The main dude behind the project is called NECROPISS.
So that's fitting.
>>64721437
Why is it so great?
Why haven't I been able to find anything better?
>>64722839
Fuck me can't even post the cover
When did /metal/ start listening to metal and how did it happen?
>>64722918
this morning someone showed me a band called deafheaven
>>64722918
>be 7
>sister is listening to linkin park loud
>think
>"hey this is pretty good not cringe at all"
>>64722918
I started listening to metal outside of big 4 thrash, metalcore and nu-metal in 9th grade. Was just a natural progression once I discovered At the Gates. Then throughout high school I spent about 6 months on each subgenre of metal. That was 10 years ago, I just mostly listen to black metal now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ho4_TChvoCM
Please verify my patrician tastes /metal/
>>64722984
Yeah you're pretty patrician
>>64722984
confirmed!
>>64722918
>be cyberpunk obssessed teenager
>listen to Fear Factory
>''nice''
>listen to a random Slayer album
>''damn son this brvtal as fuck''
>>64722918
>be 6 or 7 or like that
>discover that electric guitars make the coolest sound
>roll with it
>>64723026
same, how can bleeps even compete
I was bored and wrote a riff for you guys
Listen or go to hell you false faggots
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HKU4KGRa3a
>>64722918
My father always listened to glam rock and heavy metal, my mother listened to mostly punk and david bowie.
I rolled with that until I was pretty much 14 where I discovered hip hop, listened to metal and hip hop, stopped listening to hip hop at 16.listened to stuff like at the gates and soilwork, get into hip hop again for three months after i turned 17, only metal since then
i am honestly disgusted by my hip hop self though
>>64723097
I CANT HEAR YOU
>>64723054
by adding a bass controller and overdrive, obviously
have you never listened to death industrial?
>>64723101
I should also add that within those three months after I turned 17 claimed to "hate metal", which is the part I am kind of embarrassed about whenever someone asks
>>64723097
already stole it btw
thanks for the song
>>64723145
Just credit me senpai
I don't even know how to play the guitar
>>64723154
GIVE US YOUR NAME TO CREDIT YOU
>>64722918
as my interest in music grew (around age 11) I started seeking out "classics" of rock music and just took it all in, everything from Sabbath to Guns N Roses to Cryptopsy
>>64723154
record 9 like that and i'll sing over them and call it ''Preacher and Anon'', how does that sound
>>64723203
Deal
Next question, when did /metal/ start looking like the stereotypical metalhead, if at all?
>>64722918
I played Guitar Hero
>>64722918
My father is a big fan of prog rock but he also listened to some heavier stuff like Ted Nugent and AC/DC and I took a liking to that. Afterwards I moved to Iron Maiden and Judas Priest. Metallica was the first metal band that really enthralled me. Later I got into Megadeth. One day (I was 11 or 12) I decided to expand my tastes and explore some more bands and I found out about Whiplash, Lääz Rockit, Tankard and some other thrash bands. From that day forward metal became one of my biggest passions in life.
>>64723167
>>64723203
just give credits to Kathaar
Have some more, I hope some fuckers can make songs out of these :
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1lgDIPRc6wr
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0PqrWT16SQj
>>64723138
how many people here actually had a "hating metal as I grew out of teens" phase. this seems to be more common than one would think
>>64723259
never, mfw had autistic metal friends, I got fit while all of them stayed beta
>>64723259
never
>>64723287
i like the mood these set in all honesty, reminds me of the folk playing hobos on the streets
>>64722918
as a kid I saw Iron Maiden on TV
>>64723259
never got into metal culture desu
my interest has always been purely for the music
>>64723308
it wasn't so much hating it as me trying to fit in, it didn't work which is why i went back three months later
>>64723259
i went from having a full neckbeard at 14 to looking like a Travis Bickle Stan at around 17
so never, my hair can't grow for shit
>>64723353
They give me a Burzum feeling but I don't try to copy it. I make those when I'm bored as fuck anyway.
>>64723324
>>64723330
damn, you guys never wore boots with military or black clothing or leather jackets?
i still wear those and it feels so natural
>>64722918
>Be into tr00 skramz
>listen to mutiilation
>"oh hey this is pretty similar"
>>64723424
I only ever wore camo shorts but not because of metal but because they're comfy
>>64723424
I think by stereotypical they meant more in line with this
>>64722918
My brother had borrowed some Moonsorrow and Nightwish CDs from his friend when I was like 10, I loved all sorts of fantasy books then so the music instantly clicked. I couldn't believe Moonsorrow made songs as long as 10 minutes!
How do we get rid of black/doom hipsters?
>>64723287
My man can I try my shitty BM vocals on these tracks
>>64723437
pretty much the faggiest way to get into metal, no offense
>>64723484
By killing all the false black/doom bands
>>64723484
doom is ded, black is basically either poser shit or dumbed down 2nd wave shit, they're beyond any saving
>>64723487
Yeah why not?
Seeing this for the first time, he never pulled the strings up during the actual song did he? I can't make it out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ADdTmxCvH4
Long hair or short hair guys? I had long hair a while back (midback) and it annoyed the fuck outta me, so I just went bald. How do you guys do it?
>>64723498
Not everyone had pleb heavy/glam metal parents
>>64723582
had long hair my entire life, except for a year where i had the sides shaved off but it's long again
>>64723579
>he never pulled the strings up during the actual song did he
what do you mean by this?
>death metal album with great riffs
>it's overproduced
>>64723658
I don't know English guitar terminology wear well, I mean the part where he takes the strings and plays them from bottom to top and continues wit the normal riffing
>>64723664
not a problem tb.h
>>64723639
a pewdiepie video that actually made me laugh?
what is this, an alternate dimension?
>>64723664
>death metal band
>it's technical
>death metal album with great riffs
>triggered drums
>>64723725
is that The Immortal One
>>64723725
there's a lot of outstandingly good tech-death bands m8
>>64723639
Why the fuck does he talk like filthy frank now?
>>64723582
I had long hair for a while, short hair now. I don't miss it except for doing sweet windmill headbanging.
>>64723639
I'm fucking dying here solely because of the Sunbather shirt
>>64723774
>tfw hair is too thick to headbang but can't windmill
>>64723733
a triggered bass drum is acceptable.
>>64723733
>black metal album with nice vocals
>it's clearly a drum machine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnCSRrc_S0s
>Terminal Redux pre-orders go out the same day as Pleiades' Dust
>Can only afford one
>>64723894
definetly go with terminal redux
>meet dude at a party this weekend
>says he's a metalhead
>I ask for his favorite bands
>"well I have an in flames tattoo, and parkway drive is awesome"
>mfw
>death metal album with great riffs
>female vocalist
>>64723921
>mfw buttmetal fans get tatoos of buttmetal bands
>>64723921
i mean that's dedication
>>64723639
Does he die inside a little bit every time he says
>pewdepie XD
How do you go from this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i19PI7mnCMs
to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfy3QIJzgbc
>>64723994
the gothic rock meme is the worst fucking, such a retarded trend that ate up so many good bands
Gimmie yer opinions on Enslaved
Whats their best album
>>64723956
>mfw getting a tatoo of a fucking BAND
>>64724053
>ensemened
>>64723994
JUST
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4hxqNQidR0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eh4SitLySxs
>>64723817
Depends how clickety clacky the sample is.
Also any drummer who abuses triggers by moving the head into sitting 1cm away from the skin and doing light taps into the triggers to go fast should kill themselves.
>>64724053
>Semenslabia
>>64723921
Did you let him know tattoos are permanent?
>>64724053
>Ensalvadore
>>64721723
I have this shirt
>>64724070
>Muh triggering for speed
Jesus it's like I'm reading youtube comments from 2007 all over again
>Our debut album from 1991. It was a kind of best off from the songs that Iwrote in the 80’s. Today most people regard this album as standard deathmetal, but back then it was concidered as something very original (therewas even some small keyboards used in two songs). As we were more of anunderground band back then, we were only making interviews for smallfanzines and played small clubshows in front of 100-200 persons. Withtodays proportions of Therion those days may seem puny, but back then wewere extremely happy with what we had and I have only positive memoriesfrom this period. On this album you can hear songs written by a teenageband that had no idea if their songs ever would turn up on a record or notin the future. It gives it a special feeling. It’s very different from howTherion sounds today, but I guess there might be a few of our new fans thatcould like it anyway. ”The Return” was our underground hit back then and weplayed that song live for many years ahead. (Christofer, THERION)
>>64724053
>Enshekels
>>64724091
it's been a pleasure, Stefan.
THIS IS ANOTHER SAD ATTEMPT
ARE THERE ANY EUROPEAN ALTERNATIVES TO HELLSHEADBANGERS ONLINE STORE
>>64721437
I just lurked Megadeth discography besides the rust in peace famous songs and other more known songs and holy FUCK
So many hidden gems and their two first albums(killing is my business and peace sells) are a joy due to their jazz fusion elements
This band is really fucking awesome, I also Metallica Kil em all and early slayer albums
how do I into good metal and also jazz fusion players in metal/thrash
>>64724174
Sadus
>>64724143
zach here, thanks man
>vocalist shouts out a command before a new riff or solo
>>64724174
No offense but is this b8? it's written in troll language
>>64724196
Ah come on Zach why you gotta steal Stefan's shirts? You always play shirtless anyway.
>>64724191
currently listening to "certain death" that bass felt better than a bj
Post/rec/rate
>>64724057
>mfw people get tattoos
>>64724246
why would it be?
I just never happen to browse /mu/ at all
>>64724243
pleb
>>64724243
>MOSH!
>0000000000000000000000000
it's dank
>>64723939
>tfw this will be my band
I need to learn how to sing
>>64724274
Do you also never happen to the fucking of english linguisine?
>>64724263
>>64724323
I don't know how to reply to this
>>64724274
Alright then, check out the bands on this chart
>>64724263
You have any blackened thrash recommendations?
>metal is good
explain this meme to me
>>64724372
not him but pic related
>>64724393
it's a good meme
Anyone excited for the new Opeth later this year?
>>64724413
i already listened to most of that chart (i didn't know it existed though) i am looking for more like that though
>>64724323
multitasking senpai
>>64724351
That's a long list, will check out.
What about something similar to this? the random solo at 0:40 just makes my mind blow and the whole album is a gem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbtwiTkDIpw
does blasphemy have good riffs? serious question
>>64724422
they haven't released a good album in more than a decade
>>64724456
Babyfurs like it, so it certainly does.
>>64724372
Watain, not even memeing. Very good black/thrash.
The new gorguts EP sounds like from wisdom to hate a lot tb.h, I'm pleasantly surprised, never imagined they would go back to being good
>>64724393
It's like, it's when like, a dude, right? A dude like, finds some metal or something. And you know he's all like "yeah, I guess I'll listen to this". And like, as he's listening he's all "eh this is kind of neat I guess", so then like, you know, he looks for more metal. And then he finds something that's like, you know, he likes more than that other thing he listened to. And eventually like, this one song that he finds, right? He's listening to it and he's all like "man, I'm getting these really cool vibes listening to this. I really, really, really like this song", and then he goes on looking for more like that. And then he finds more, and like, stuff that're totally like more but a little different. And now dude likes metal. And things people like are good.
So yeah, that's basically the meme really.
>>64721768
Thought I recognized the vocalist, he used to be in these guys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHctRFwBfCo
>>64724263
nice chart
>Tfw you can only find the remastered version of an album
>>64724474
what the hell is this in reference to
ozzy's missing bros
R.I.P. calling it right now
http://www.metalsucks.net/2016/05/09/ozzy-osbourne-missing/
>>64724500
It's worse than from wisdom to hate, not as bad as colored sands though
>>64724563
>tfw you can only find the japanese version of an album
>>64724263
i had a p good week
lot's of classics in your chart
>>64724570
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kbqT6lDu28
>>64724463
Cmon now, Heritage was awesome.
>>64724586
hell be fine
>>64724586
hell be fine
>>64724586
pls no i want to see black sabbath this year for the first and last time
>>64724638
>>64724641
fuck...
>>64722918
I watched too much youtube when I was 11. Watched a bunch of 90s anime which had heavy industrial songs, and eventually found this band:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOdhhmySJiw
I really got into industrial. Overtime my tastes became heavier and more patrician.
Who digged the new Vektor?
>>64724586
HELL b fine bro
E
L
L
>>64724616
>This is a person just like I am
Humanity was a mistake
>>64724263
>>64724332
>>64724614
I will use last.fm for this week because I feel excluded and see how it is
>>64724681
I dug a hole to bury that piece of shit in
>>64724586
that's it.
Someone's trying to kill them off one by one.
Someone's fucking trying to eliminate the best dudes of the 70s.
How do we stop this?
>>64724705
it's pretty awful
>>64724681
AOTYSF, suprassed death fortress and desaster
>>64724712
Time machines or discovering the secret to immortality
>>64724712
pray for george soros's death, fucking evil piece of shit
>>64724586
hell be fine
Guys give me some good metal documentaries I can find on Youtube to watch tonight.
Been thinking about the Sodom or Mayhem one, what do you guys think?
>>64724638
>>64724641
HIVEMIND
I
V
E
M
I
N
D
>>64724766
I think you should go outside for a change
>metal documentary starring Scott Ian
>>64724780
but i was outside today
>>64723259
Never. grew up in Atlanta where there is no metal culture. Mom keeps buying me plaid; free and comfy as fuck. Look like a hipster.
>>64724766
watch Until the Light Takes Us senpai
>>64724766
until the light takes us for bm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0l5Hbu_Fm9s
such hawks such hounds for doom
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysV21u58shw
noisey's one man metal for atmoshit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTaodRq66JA
>>64724708
pretty much this
Outer Isolation didn't do anything for me (Tetrastructural Minds is the only song I still go back to), but I really wanted to give their new album a fair chance.
I was bored by the end of the first track.
Who Cinematic black metal here?
>>64724802
>>64724812
I watched Until the light takes us so many times already, maybe i am gonna watch the doom one thank you
>>64724830
Are you a black metal?
>>64724830
black metal is a mistake
>>64724830
me! me!
And actually Xanthochroid would be more in line with popful black metal since they included a chiptune remix of one of their songs on the same album it was featured in.
>>64724794
I watched a documentary of Megadeth and then Pantera and the fucker was there on both
>>64724830
I'm on board with that and Mature Black Metal
What are you listening to, r/metal?
>>64724830
This band is bretty good desu
>>64724796
Pics or it didn't happen
>>64724922
GOAT melodeath
>>64724794
>>64724900
i hate how that fucker feels the need to give his fucking opinion on every big news story in the realm of metal
>>64724922
>>64724956
again?
Dude lay that off for a bit, listen to The Arrival of Satan - Passion Sodomy Terror.
Saint Vincent from Blacklodge does the guitars in it, and it has extremely meme lyrics about buttsex
>>64723259
Never, i have very long black hair but no one assumes im metal, i get called robert smith sometimes tho
Post shitty black metal "new" subgenres
I'll start : Intelligent black metal, post-black metal
>>64722839
>>64722874
I feel you man, I think it's their best one as well and they have a stellar discography.
>>64725002
>symphonic black metal
i don't think anyone's done this well since emperor
>>64724992
i love the frenchness of it, i can't help it