>wake up
>i'm not giorgio moroder
>wake up
>
>wake up
>i'm not calvin harris
>>64644445
kek, saved
>>64644482
>liking calvin harris
Yeah, sounds like a good enough reason to end one's life
>>64644529
>not wanting to date Taytay
>implying I like that hack Calvin Harris
>>64644577
>inferring that being attracted to taylor swift is somehow less laughable than listening to calvin harris
>>64644577
>cucking yourself instead of going and snatching Taytay from harris
>>64644612
>not liking the queen of 4chan
>not liking one of the most SJW triggering celebrities of our time
wew lad
>>64644627
>implying she would date a fat neckbeard
>>64644680
>projecting this hard
FROM THE KINGDOM OF NYE
>>64644416
>>64644445
>>64644482
>>64644529
>>64644577
>>64644612
>>64644627
>>64644654
>>64644680
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>>64644789
>this thread
>all these people wanting to change themselves
Trust me, you never want to change who you are. I asked a succubus to turn me female once, biggest mistake I ever made.
A few years ago, I did the summoning ritual and asked to be turned into an attractive woman. At the time, I thought it would be worth it.
The succubus arrived, heard my wish, and then touched my dick once. That was all it took.
First, you feel the heat - and I mean heat - compelling you to touch yourself. You think you're going to fap once, maybe twice and it'll be over but then you just keep going because the heat is not going to stop until you've willingly milked out every last drop of cum. Let me tell you that after the first time, I got so overstimulated that I thought I was going to die - but oh no, she won't let you. She watches and waits, collecting the cum to feed from.
Once she's eaten her fill, that's when the changes start. Was it a thrill to feel my skin turning soft, to watch breasts sprout from my chest? Sure.. until you realize what she's doing to you. My breasts are almost as big as my head, and my ass so soft and round that anything but silk feels like sandpaper against my skin. No surgeon's knife will ever make them smaller - she proved it when she tried to drive a steak knife through my chest, only for it to bounce off like rubber.
Then there's the orientation changes. I used to be a straight male, and now.. I can't even really tell you what I am, other than a voracious lesbian. I can't even THINK about breasts without soaking my underwear with my own juices, and once the lust takes hold nothing short of full-on sex is going to stop it.
So is it worth it? That's up to you to decide - but don't fall for the same trap I did. Set up a rock-solid contract first.
>>64644812
nice pasta
>wake up
>i'm giorgio moroder
>immediantley die because i'm old
>>64644924
>mfw Giorgio is one of us
I'd believe it after seeing what happened with taytay and after seeing that Bob Dylan was a shitposter before shitposting became a thing
>>64644812
this shit is fucking nang senpai
>>64644812
i got abone
>>64644654
>queen of 4chan
if you're a dumb waifufag maybe
