Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's 4 new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.
10.0?
0.0?
Best New Music?
Best New Reissue?
8.0+ with no BNM?
A shitty set of 7's and below?
Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain!
Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review?
Titus Andronicus being robbed once again?
Dead Sara - Pleasure To Meet You 8.3 BNM?
Ian FUCKIN' Cohen?
Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal?
Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever]
Jayson "8.7" Greene?
Larry "retired BNM godfather" Fitzmaurice?
Craig "Meme Rap" Jenkins?
Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy?
qt Kim "retired Meal Goddess now at Noisey" Kelly?
Grayson "Grizzly" Currin?
Brian "Backup" Howe?
Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson?
Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker?
Meaghan “retired trap queen" Garvey?
Andy "secretly alpha" Beta?
Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp?
Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne?
Stephen "M." Deusner?
Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?
Will someone dethrone Kanye West/ANOHNI 9.0 for AOTY?
OFFICIAL and accurate 2016 BNM Tally: 18
The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.
>P4K Collection Rar (Over 300 deleted reviews, pics of every staff member, now slightly updated)
https://mega.nz/#!IkITCb5K!Nq3IGPLLNaGxaLZMiWRl0LF0ws77D_E4FO2eO4N1kwg
>Tonight's Top Stories
-This thread stands with Kesha eternally
-Press 1 for trash
-This thread hypes and supports DIIV, Bat for Lashes, Death Grips, Car Seat Headrest, Radiohead, Local Natives, Islands, Vijay Iyer, Swans, and Tim Heidecker.
1
9.1 incoming
>>64619143
>This thread hypes an supports...
A bunch of "literally who?"s, where the fuck is James Blake.
>>64619143
>https://mega.nz/#!IkITCb5K!Nq3IGPLLNaGxaLZMiWRl0LF0ws77D_E4FO2eO4N1kwg
Car Seat Headrest is AOTY, think P4k will agree?
>>64619286
>Radiohead
>>64619286
Literally the most boring producer of the decade
>>64619319
If it weren't for that one South Park episode I wouldn't even know Radiohead existed until the LP9 hype.
Dead Sara - Pleasure To Meet You 8.3 BNM
>>64619429
Wait seriously what the fuck
What's everyone listening to?
>>64619672
An EP my friend made. It's good for lonely nights.
>>64619672
TKOL
Better than I remember it being. Not my favorite of theirs but is has some seriously solid songs
Is p4k going to pan The Glowing Man no matter what? I feel like they already have the score they're planning on using
White Lung 8.7 BNM?
>This thread stands with Holger Meins, Yasser Arafat, Carlos Fonseca, Moriaki Wakabayashi, Pol Pot, Abimael Guzmán, Timochenko and ANOHNI
Listening to the old james blake. He always had weak tracks on his albums. But you know what? Nothing wrong with him.
OK, the timing of the P4k interview along with specific references to the new album, makes me think that we COULD get a pre-written review tonight.
>>64620198
I don't think we're ready for the revolution anon
>>64620254
Is it out of the question that they got an advanced copy?
what game should I play waiting for p4k
>>64620299
they had to have gotten an advanced copy
god I hope they review it
bottomless pit is such memey garbage they should give Blake his deserved spotlight again
>>64620306
Play Gwent in The Witcher.
>>64620306
witcher 3 side treasure hunts baby.
>>64620254
>he thinks music review sites have to wait until an album is released to the public to listen it!
>>64620306
New Vegas
go slaughter profligates
Anyone got a link to the new Anohni?
>>64620275
The revolution would not be televised
>>64620198
How did you pull all these names out of your ass so fast I only know like half this shit
Death Grips will get panned
James Blake will get BNM of 8.7
we really got Anohni, James Blake, Death Grips and probably Chance tonight. might be one of the most staked music release days in recent memory.
death grips 2.0 cap this
...did you guys notice they changed BNM into BNA
what the fuck pitchfork
Its been months and I still cant get over how shitty the new website format is
>>64620762
if the anohni album was instrumental then it could be in this group
They will pan Bottomless Pit my uncle works for pitchfork so i know
does anyone expect a Bottomless Pit review tonight? I doubt they sent out advance copies and p4k doesn't review leaks.
>>64619672
>>64621080
I'm not fucking around.
>>64621178
did u cap this on an ipod nano
>>64621178
it's always been like that
>>64621178
you are so dumb
>>64621080
what
>>64621227
That's not the same as the picture you moron
>>64620620
i'm feeling a 9 for the blake, screencap this. DGs are def getting panned, i'm thinking 6.5-7.5
Luh - Spiritual Songs for Lovers to Sing
8.3 Best New Music
if it's not higher than 9.0 for blake I'm going to flip a pool
WHITE LUNG 8.4 BNM
>>64621632
how.... how would one do that?
9.3
>>64620620
Death Grips a 8.8 cause there is a black person
James Blake a 8.3 cause he looks like a fag
completely forgot that white lung album was coming out today
kill me now /mu/ kill me right fucking now
very disappointing batch of reviews tbqhwyf
WHITE INDIEFAGS BTFO
Good Feminist
NIGHTLY RUNDOWN
White Lung 8.4 BNM by Laura Snapes
Another Splash of Colour - New Psychedelia in Britain 1980-1985 7.2 by Jazz Monroe
Vektor 8.2 by Sam Sodomsky
Big Black Delta 4.7 by Mehan Jayasuriya
No DG review?
>>64621726
it just fucking came out
>>64621726
It just came out
>Laura Snapes
lol I thought she already left
It's okay
We're eating good tomorrow senpai
>>64620538
http://www88.zippyshare.com/v/eWkkM8Iz/file.html
Music bloggers LOVE music blogger Mish Way!
Seriously no one outside of the Brooklyn and Chicago music writing circle gives a shit about White Lung.
>>64621785
i wanna eat zoe camp good if you know what i mean
;)
>>64621830
you're not a girl. too bad.
why are pitchfork STILL trying to make white lung happen?
y'all are trippin White Lung is great
shame they have to make everything about FEMINISM
Pitchfork sucks
>>64621979
i mean, the music is pretty explicitly feminist and the review really isn't bad at all. interested in giving this a shot,
i liked their last album well enough.
>bracing indictments of rape culture and the violent and insidious ways it affects society
>"feminist punk record"
>part of a deeper inquiry into how we perceive and attribute female desire and agency
>and the Republican-endorsed concept of female bodies as pliant reproductive vessels
Vektor fucking robbed of that BNM fuck you White Lung
>>64621723
>Sam Sodomsky
Sam "FORCED" Sodomsky
add it to the OP
or Sam "Consensual" Sodomsky if you want to be nice about it
[spoiler]his last name sounds like sodomy[/spoiler]
>>64622230
>[spoiler]his last name sounds like sodomy[/spoiler]
what did he meme by this?
>>64622230
The only thing being FORCED are those nicknames
>>64622014
You suck
meme
