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/metal/ general: hipster thrash edition
old thread: >>64614076
I have no idea where the fucking pastebin is.
First
who are these bellend felons?
I swear to God if you faggots keep talking about shampoo and conditioner and ass wiping shit techniques instead of RIFFS, LICKS AND STICKS, I am going to start a /soc/ thread where we will camwhore ourselves and give cum tributes to each other's pics.
>>64617617
>ass wiping shit techniques
>implying i wipe
>>64617617
I have dreads, i don't even use conditioner.
>>64617637
You better not be White.
>>64617567
Napalm Death are cuckcore.
http://www.deathmetal.org/news/metalgate-napalm-death-cancel-blastfest-2016-set/
>I WANT TO COMMIT MUUURDEEEEER
>I WANT TO COMMIT MUUURDEEEEER
It sounds so fucking gleeful!
Boy I love Craft
Come watch babymetal on live with us!
https://www.periscope.tv/w/1OwxWDLvaNQKQ
>>64617633
Is it kvlt to not wipe your ass?
>>64617663
neat
>>64617567
It's like they're allergic to trying to write something good. Every riff they write needs to be as cluttered and frantic as can be with no regard to tone or direction.
Off the bat this is just another blackened thrash album in name only, it has the screams, it has the distortion, and it has the hyper fast drumming, but everything is assembled so mechanically together, topped off with such digital cleanness and shiny pristine, like it wants to seem heavy but is so ashamed to be a part of the scene. There's no passion here, it's like some snobby music professors tried their hands at making "intelligent" blackened thrash, they wrote a checklist for what they thought would be necessary to count as blackened thrash and then filled it with needless complexity for that "intelligent" aspect. Riffs vary between being fast and intricate slurries of notes to being basic, but still fast, blackened thrash chugs you've heard a million times over, everything wrapped up in a brick walled to fuck production where bass is only audible when the band wants to remind you that they do indeed have a bassist. Songs are long, aimless, and twist and turn without any bit of focus. Riff (and I use that term quite loosely here) leading into riff leading into solo leading into riff comprises the song writing ideas here, with some occasional orchestral samples thrown in to make this album seem grander than it is. It's a nauseating and headache inducing experience, while not as annoying as Skeletonwitch or Black Fast, it's equally as flashy and unnecessary. Completely irredeemable garbage with not one decent moment in its duration.
>>64617617
Found out about them recently, thoughts?
https://youtu.be/J_27DRSCB6M
>>64617666
It is.
That guy is probably just a Blapshemy-listening babyfur trying to make his fetish seem normal.
>>64617652
I am. I also have dreads. Do you have an issue with that, sir?
>>64617715
DONT MAKE FUN OF ME
>>64617711
INRI has the greatest band photo album cover of all time.
>>64617663
they are cute
I love Craft!
Do you love Craft?
>>64617727
You culturally insensitive fuck. You're trying to deny your white privilege by adopting practices of oppressed minorities. Your cultural appropriation does not absolve the sins of your bloodthirsty colonizing genocidal maniacs you call grandfathers.
>tfw seeing Boris tonight
You jelly, /meal/?
>>64617749
you are cute
>>64617782
Ima jew, calm down.
>>64617617
>shampoo and conditioner
>not using a shampoo/conditioner hybrid
what a fag
>>64617700
>bass is only audible when the band wants to remind you that they do indeed have a bassist
even as a FA fan, I've gotta admit that's pretty funny and true
>>64617826
>he fell for the 2in1 meme
Enjoy your dandruff and head lice
>>64617663
Babymetal was created specifically to appeal to weeb pedos right?
>>64617797
tfw Boris/Sunn/Sleep were playing a show the same night as Animal Collective and I saw Anco
Kill me
>>64617825
nice tweet bro
>>64617864
So was 4chan, so we can't really judge for that.
>>64617700
That was a great post desu
>>64617826
2 in 1 is awful and doesn't fucking work.
>>64617884
>>64617923
Works fine for me. I get compliments on my hair all the time. I can't tell the difference
>>64617902
It's fucking pasta.
>>64617950
Mine goes flat, stringy and it clumps together in back like a goddamn rat's nest whenever I use hybrid shit.
>>64617884
Lol how did you derp that hard anon
>>64618060
third row from top on the left
>>64617864
to appeal to any kind of pedos*, including metalfans >>>/wsg/1070306
>>64618075
wow anon good job, proud of you
>>64618075
shit. this is why we need spoiler tags on mu
http://www.strawpoll.me/10139803
http://www.strawpoll.me/10139803
http://www.strawpoll.me/10139803
Monolith of Inhumanity is dope so far, really really loved Dead Set on Suicide. Going to finish the album tonight.
Can somebody tell me of some good death metal releases this year?
>>64618075
>>64618127
IT'S NEUE DEUTSCHE HÄRTE
>>64618144
Kek, saved.
>>64618127
That's not how you do a survey, anon
>>64618060
I've always had a fantasy of there being an elite of orcs in Tolkien's universe that look exactly like the corpse painted black metaller. it would make sense considering all the 2nd wavers that identified with them and all things Mordor. I should write a fanfiction
>>64618346
an erotic fanfiction if you know what i mean
>>64617658
What the fuck
Quit being a pussy Barney
>>64618360
Orcish already sounds like sexual grunts.
So does Klingon. Whenever I would roleplay with a nerdy ex-gf, I'd recite The Lord Prayer in Klingon while cumming on her vulcan ears.
What are you blasting, r/metal?
Can't figure out what I want for my next tattoo.
Was thinking this cover on my leg, but I kind of want something on my other arm. I'm pretty bare, only have a half sleeve on my right arm.
any suggestions? I really dig album art as tattoos. I generally just give my artist a picture and tell him to draw up a rendition for me.
>>64618488
What albums do you have tattood right now? Got pics?
>>64618439
https://youtu.be/qsvLVOPi7kc
>>64618488
>I really dig album art as tattoos
are you trying to become a human battle jacket?
>>64618439
Like 3 good songs max and everything else is either bland or bad
All in all it's pretty gay
>>64618514
>human battle jacket
Holy shit this concept is glorious
>>64618506
I've got twilight of the thunder god on my right arm, thinking about doing some sort of dio thing for the inner bicep area. Not a whole lot done because school eats money but I've got a bunch of sessions booked over this summer.
>>64618514
yes. Hardest decision will be the back piece.
>>64618593
Is your cock tattoo going to be this?
>>64618735
it's going to say "welcome aboard"
>>64618745
>not getting a Rize of the Phoenix tattoo
Anyone have a link to torrent of new Vektor? I'll buy the album with my next check, I promise.
>>64618830
You can stream it from Earache's YT channel, broke ass nigga.
our lord: Matthew Pike
>>64618439
Is it ad that I find that DI album boring compared to Chapter of Accidents? It just seems like by the books OSDM t b h
what would we do without Matt Pike?
>>64618439
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkIX7wkHr7c
>>64618936
rejoice, because hes fat and everything stoner/sludge sucks shit
>>64617732
agreed, it's one of the few covers that is only a photo of the band that is good
>>64618936
I never willingly listened to stoner rock or metal and I never will.
>>64618900
JUST
>>64618144
Oh boy!
I did not enjoy Vektor when I saw them with Voivod. Some fat,drunk, old basement dweller yelled "Fuck that hip hop shit. Metal rules!" and the lead singer agreed.
>>64619009
looks like a corpse without corpsepaint. kvlt as fvck
>>64619044
Is there anything worse than the vocalist bantering with the audience?
Åkerfeldt is the absolute worst offender when it comes to this shit.
>>64619073
>>64619044
I bantered with the main Vektor man when I saw them and I thought it was nice of him not to ignore me.
You guys need to re-evaluate stuff.
is my drawing kvlt, /mu/?
>vocalist stops singing to banter with an audience member
>>64619141
no you dumbass way too much white
>>64618893
I want it on my IPod classic for work! But thanks anon
>>64618902
>It just seems like by the books OSDM t b h
Yeah, it pretty much is. It's straight up early Carcass worship with some ND sprinkled on top. I have a soft spot for early deathgrind though, so I like it.
>>64619141
>don't know if they're grim as fuck leafless trees or hands reaching out from the grave
666/10
>>64619158
how about now anon?
>>64619184
now it's better
but you gotta make your lines look like cracks or roots or lightnings you know?
>>64619183
you get it man. thanks!
>>64619141
If poorly done drawings are kvlt, then I would have to say yes.
>>64619073
Akerfeldt is funny as fuck.
"We're going to act like proper rock stars and say obscene things like...cock."
Topkek
>>64619231
>Venues don't really like us playing the song Windowpane, or, uh, any other song from Damnation for that matter
>Security always complains about moping up moist pussy juice after we're done
Shining's vocalist/saxophonist is cute as fuck.
He's also a manlet and does this face on every single pic taken with his fans
>>64619073
nigger id love to see you wear a cardigan and be an eighth metal as mikael
https://youtu.be/JPeMv7iP92U?t=3145
>>64619309
Wait, why do you want to see that anon in a cardigan? Are you gay, son?
>>64619309
Bitch, I wear socks and sandles with a long sleeve Hammerheart shirt and I'm still metal as fuck
Should i go see Boris or Napalm Death/Melvins, /meal/?
Should I lose my virginity to Gianna Michaels while blaring Napalm Death?
y/n?
>>64619363
melt banana stole the show when they played here
>>64619278
>I did not eat dinner tonight. They just told me to come out here and fucking rock."
>>64619383
Take video
>>64619363
Go see Napalm Death and wear a Peste Noire hoodie. Then loudly sing Cochon Carotte et les Soeurs Crotte between each song
>>64619363
Lol i don't have a Pest Noire hoodie but i have a Nokturnal Mortum hoodie tho, that works?
That new Vektor is 10/10
>>64619443
WHY YOU NOT BUY MY MERCH?
IS PRACTICALLY STREETWEAR WITH PIRATE FLAG ON IT
The new Vektor is 3.5/10
>>64619397
>We are Opeth from Sweden
>We're from Stockholm, Sweden
>Did I mention we're Swedish?
>We are the Swedish whores from Sweden
>Stockholm in the capital of Sweden, you know
>You know what we do in Sweden?
>We drink and fuck
>>64619400
I don't think she allows that.
It's already costing me a few grand anyway.
>>64619559
hide a camera in your fedora
>>64619559
Sneak just one pic
>>64619231
>>64619278
>>64619397
>>64619522
Confirmed mememaster
>>64619522
>>64619607
*introducing the band*
"...And over here is Martin Mendez, with Steve Harris playing behind the curtain."
>>64619522
I prefer left desu
>>64619793
>wanting an effeminate fuccboi to stroke you off with a weak grip
>not wanting to be brutally raped and tossed around by an IRL viking
Yeah, you're gay alright
post BlackenedMotorheadCore
>>64617658
>http://www.deathmetal.org/news/metalgate-napalm-death-cancel-blastfest-2016-set/
Does anybody know what it is about Peste Noire that is soooo controversial?
>>64619992
It's less about Peste Noire and more about Barney being a SJW cuck.
For fuck's sake, his favorite band is Dream Theater
>>64619915
IS BLACKENED MOTORHEAD TIME!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSPRb2meNps
ONLY FUEL-INJECTED SUICIDE MACHINES MAY ENTRY!
WHERE MY WARBOYS AT?
>>64620061
>Barney being a SJW cuck
Obviously. Nothing I've read has given much context though.
>>64620108
FUCK YES
>>64620226https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9enw20U41U
V R O O M
R
O
O
M
I know tons of thrash bands. tons.
>>64620354
Yeah but are they blackened motörhead?
>>64620354
Suicidal Tendencies is one of my favorite bands.
>>64620354
>impetigo
You're a good lad.
>>64620108
>mfw realizing Lemmy was in Hawkwind
>>64619915
>>64620108
>>64620226
>>64620310
>>64620387
WHO /GUZZOLINE/ HERE!?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bdFwN057JY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5Kqinx83og
HAMMER OF THE TERROR CULT!
UGH!
>>64620418
Yeah man, Check out No Mercy and Excel. 80's venice beach thrash. No Mercy had mike muir on vocals and a few other ST members...Excel is kick ass too, but only the first album...both album covers painted by the same guy, who also did St's Join the Army
No Mercy-Widespread bloodshed love runs red (full album)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E99irS3Hn4E
I don't know why there is no excel on youtube, just a couple songs...they fucking rule
Split Image
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDWIA7kMtfo
Insecurity (demo)\
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rv1T6JPsOY0
>>64620354
Do you like Wilczy Pajak?
>>64620516
Fun fact: the War Boys were originally supposed to be called the Necro Boys.
which is a great band name
>>64620516
>>64620518
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpYr9nQRZLk
BLACK
THRASH
ASSAULT
>>64620546
thanks for the recs fellow thrashman
Our boy Nux
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZqaxv1sEOQ
So is early Cynic/mid Death/Pestilence worship gonna be a thing now cuz I'm so down
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mepBZqjhPHw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmanXa_NOIk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scNOFv2JVEs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SJQnF0xvkY
Memes aside, this vid is interesting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Do6nh6SPSH8
What's /metals/ favorite Cannibal Corpse album?
>>64621103
the bleeding
>>64621103
Tomb and Skeletal tied for first, Spawn right at second.
>>64621103
Hard to say, CC has no bad albums.
>>64620965
sounds sick
>>64621205
I've always thought Bloodthirst was pretty dull.
Does anyone else here feel bad about not buying all their merch at concerts? I don't feel like I'm supporting the band when I order merch so I wait for concerts to do it, but few of the bands I like ever go touring near my city and when they do they only have like 2 lousy shirts and no patches.
And I rarely have the money to go to concerts and buy shit anyway. At this rate my jacket will never be decently patched.
what do?
What do you guys think about behemoths latest album, the Satanist.
>>64621103
They literally all sound the same.
>>64621250
I don't see why you would feel bad unless it's a band you really really like. I sure as hell don't feel any desire to buy merch of the shitty opening act.
>>64621274
There's a lot of middle-men involved when you order stuff, meaning that the band only gets an infinitesimal share of what you pay.
>>64621250
I got guilt tripped into buying Floatsam & Jetsam merch because the vocalist had his son peddling their stuff.
>>64621312
Duh. Some money is better than no money.
>>64621268
It's very good, while still being basically death metal it sounds noticeably more evil than their few previous ones, and it has those very tortuous writhing riffs that remind me of dissocore. Combined with how theatrical and dramatic Nergal sounds on it, it makes for a fucking impressive release.
BUT it's not nearly as catchy as Evangelion. Still blows The Apostasy out of the water.
I'm gonna see Boris on Saturday at the Glasshouse.
This is gonna be my first metal concert. Any tips /meal/? Like where should I be if I don't wanna get punched in the face, etc.
>>64621331
Yeah but I figured they'd get more money if I bought it at their gigs, especially when they're smaller bands
>>64621380
>anime poster
>first metal gig
You're going to die
>>64621380
if you don't wanna get punched, stay in the back the whole time like the millenial anime loving pussy you are.
This is Boris anyway, there won't be any moshing.
It's just gonna smell like stale beer and sweaty balls.
Why did no one tell me a new Artillery album is out?
Is it any good? I felt crazy underwhelmed by their last 2 releases.
>>64620965
would be better with out that cowbell shit
>>64621516
>>64621380
metal moshpits aren't that rough even at death metal shows unless you're at a big fest or something. you'll be fine. people will probably only mosh if they play pink or something anyways
>>64617617
>>64617826
>using conditioner
>not having naturally silky smooth hair
lmao at your lives
>>64621625
>tfw Marty Friedman hair
>have to use conditioner or it's an instant mess
>ruined easily by strong wind
>>64621245
bloodthirst is honestly one of my favourites
>>64619451
transcodes are cool
>>64621659
>strong wind
Fuck, even a light breeze will blow my bangs apart or over my ears, getting tangled up.
>>64617864
>projecting
WHICH IS WORSE?
>being in a ridiculously small moshpit with like 4 people
>being in a deathcore moshpit with retards doing kapoeira moves on their own waiting for some fuck to pass by and eat their foot
>being in a punk moshpit where drunk assholes are out to get you for no reason
>being in a mosphit so packed that people just kind of wiggle at each other like they're in a subway cab
>being at a black/thrash concert and the band has METAL THRASHING MAD KILLER RIFFS but nobody moves because of the "no fun no trend no mosh no core" mentality.
?
>>64619522
>mfw remembering a time of Swedish memes before /pol/ and /new/
>>64621794
>those last few frames where you see nazi banners fading in
>>64621790
the latter
nothing's worse than attending a concert and leaving with no bruises to show for it.
Great dishonor, very shameful.
Just bought a black denim battle vest and like 15 patches. It was worth it desu.
>>64621888
FIFTEEN ARCKANUM PATCHES?
>>64621888
Dumb move, for this price you could have bought Shamaatae's thursatru magic grimoire, or maybe a spooky troll mask and a four-track tape recorder.
Tree trunks with nails in them are pretty much free.
>>64620967
dem iranian girls drive a nigga crazy yo
>>64621903
No, five arckanum patches, and ten others of different bands and albums, I am planning to get more ptches , i have all the arckanum ones i need. The backpatch is under the sign of the black mark.
>>64621921
Oh its you again. Remember when I derailed the thread for a bit? That was fun.
>>64621966
I was listening to Kostogher when you pulled that shit.
Anti-cosmic as fuck.
>>64617864
maybe but they come out as subversive of metal culture, specifically its apparent obsession with authenticity :)
>>64621952
she is such a qt3.14
>>64621987
Hell yeah dude. Kostogher was the album that got me into metal. I saw it on a thread my first day on mu.
>>64621952
>>64622022
Ah the wonders shittons of makeup can do, isn't it?
God damn I already miss seeing Vektor live.
I went in piss-drunk and spent the entire set moshing (with small pauses ofc) despite being a skinnyfat wimp and it was fucking great. Was barely even tired. All thanks to their riffs.
>>64622057
t.gay
>>64622057
If you're so insecure, why don't you wear makeup and look like a metrosexual, huh, faggot?
>>64622084
>having standards
>>64622157
How's virginity treating you?
>>64622157
>being this omega
>>64622084
i see this "t." everywhere
Explain to me
>>64622222
Check'd
Also it means source or something
>>64622222
Nice quints
>t. dubs guy
>>64617782
is this satire? i cant tell anymore
Americunts pls go to bed
>>64622264
no we real murrica hours now
>>64622264
>Americans go to bed
>general becomes dead and shitty
>>64622318
>Americans come online
>general becomes faster and shittier
What's your point?
>>64622336
>What's your point?
I'd rather have diarrhea than constipation
>>64622264
>>64622301
>>64622318
>>64622336
You realize that North American timezone shitposters are Canacucks, yes?
is there a metal band that doesn't look like a fucking metal band for a change?
>>64622336
American hours:
>talk about shampoo and qt iranians
Yuropean hours:
>hurr durr atmoshit MUH RIFFS
>hurr durr contrarian faggot hurr
>>64618439
In Flames - Clayman
>>64622373
Somehow I doubt that.
>>64622387
Between The Buried And Me probably
>>64622396
>implying /meal/ doesnt shit on atmoshit 24/7
>>64621952
would it be sexist to only allow hot chicks from Iran in and no ones else from Iran
>>64618439
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9YkSki1qbLA i fucking love Job for a Cowboy
>>64622429
>implying /meal/ doesnt shit on atmoshit 24/7
Bullshit.
Eurotrash loves that cheap no effort tremolo sweeping over 2spooky4u casio keyboard samples
>>64622440
iranian muslisms are not that bad, but i don't have any problem with that
>>64622440
Actually it'd be hella progressive because then we'd be liberating women from an oppressive stone age regime
>>64622447
btw song gets good at about 0:26
8.2 vektor bnm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANuM9GWXbkM
>Hiroshima; Drowning in Black Rain
>A burning child; still alive
>Seek the river; for the final dive
"The official Schuldiner website, Empty Words, quotes Schuldiner's mother making the claim that he enjoyed all forms of music except country and rap."
was chuck the ultimate memer?
>>64622387
Can anyone gimme 2016 prog\tech death to dig?
What I loved so far
Chthe'ilist, Wormed, Howls of Ebb, Vipassi, Gorguts EP.
Also I surprisingly enjoyed Dreamless and Jomsviking, solid records that I probably won't ever listen to again after a month or so.
>>64622691
vektor
>>64622583
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NqQLBjsAcU
>Now, that after all this years I'm no longer sure
>if you had really existed, or if I just invented you
>Tell me what's left to trust
>I face that place again
>But this time in depth of the self
>and I'm weaker without your sad smile, the same as mine
>Sometimes the sight of the town through the rain fills the
pit of a failure of life
>When the sight of the town through the rain
fills the pit of a life that has failed
>This is now, since and then
>And this is where we unendingly forever stand
death grips = darkthrone
>>64622775
What the hell extension are you using
>>64622684
>metal
>>64622798
res
>>64622798
That's Reddit, m8
>>64622775
what the actual fuck.
>>64622775
was that supposed to be some kinda of a big reveal?
everybody knew that already
>>64622775
I'm guessing this person just listened to Darkthrone for the first time just recently and is just trying to compare the slightest thing to them so people know he listens to "hardcore" music
>>64622774
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1RUaNlBzwY
>Here and now, we are gone in a heartbeat.
>A dream in the passage of time.
>Chances are failing, this world isn't waiting.
>The moment is passing you by.
>Slowly spinning on the wind back home.
>>64622440
Yes and I don't really care.
>>64622775
I am so confused by this.
>>64622775
what is death grips, why should I care and why are faggots sperging out over this
>>64623244
it's basically Atari Teenage Riot with slightly more raps and slightly less guitars.
>>64618735
Laugh
O
U
T
Loud
>>>/b/682900377
>>64623394
>linking your unfunny meme thread shit that finally got killed from /mu/
or
>browsing /b/
>2016
Either way you're a colossal faggot
>thrash metal
straight into the trash metal
>>64623405
shitposting is srs business
is sludge more metal or more punk?
>>64623394
I've been seeing this thread on /b/ for god know how many years at least a couple times a week. Then I stopped browsing /b/
>>64623429
are vaginas more mucus or yeast?
>>64623444
what are you even talking about
>>64623429
it's more inbetween metal and punk, but also sludgy sounding
>>64623320
>comparing DHR shit to Death Grips
Shameful.
Death Grips is nu-metal revival.
>>64623465
that thread
>>64623485
>nu-metal revival
did it die already enough to be revived? man time flies
>Sacramento, California
>Chelsea Wolfe
>Death Grips
>Deaftones
>Lee Greenwood
wew
>>64617658
kys
>>64617884
I saw The Black Dahlia Murder wit Disentomb, Gatecreeper, and Faglallujah
>>64620965
This is good fun, I love Spheres era Pestilence.
>>64622775
Nice, is that the disgusting nigger wearing a Burzum shirt?
i like this album
>>64624435
me too
>>64617658
what a fucking cuck
How the flying fuck, can the same people that listen to Burzum demonstrate against discrimination on their fucking college campus?
America is weird!
>>64624639
It's not weird at all, americans are just retarded as fuck
>>64619278
>Band starts playing a cheesy smooth jazz/70s prog improv
Mike
>What do you reckon this is, the blowjob scene or the anal scene?
What do you guys think about the band Grisâtre and about the Jews?
>>64624866
The band should be put in the oven along with the jews
>>64621888
Post them anon .I also want to make something like that.But I will use a black bomber jacket.
>>64624866
Jews are fine but that band belongs in the oven desu lad
>>64625047
Hey buds. I like these. Can you recommend anymore pls!!!!!!!!
Also.
Ignore Nirvana.
>>64625110
Idk
listen to these, I like these
Decrepit birth, Death fortress, Immolation, Lykathea aflame, Nile, Horrendous, Lost soul, Luciferion, Martyr
Post god-tier album covers
