stream + schedule
https://www.youtube.com/user/coachella
separate stream links
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjOLOfyn95U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvHy7jNCfs0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhMmH0AFwLc
HIGHLIGHTS SO FAR:
>COACHELLA 2K16 KICKS OFF WITH A MOTHRA ATTACK
>Black Grandma shares history knowledge with ALL of her cousins, is this year's Charles Bradley/Fat White Soul Man
>deLong plays with his dildo collection, crowd goes :fire: over it, Kamasi Washington, David Byrne and Lindsey Stirling interfere to create a dangerous synthesis of memes
>whiteys sure hate them cops huh
>HEALTH cockblocked from pulling a Moby
>CRAZY WHITE NIGGAS got dem moves & grooves & suicidal tendencies on channel 3 (sponsored by COKE)
>Will Smith won't stop spilling water on channel 2
>Michael Jackson reincarnates as qt french lady on channel 3
>St. Germain's acoustic african jazz band confuses everyone who were expecting just him alone
memes
stream 3 best stream
>>64084595
good post, i read it
Anyone know what instrument that tall skinny black guy is playing on ch 3?
St. Germain killin' it
Alabama Blues is the best St. Germain song tbqh
SEAL COVER on channel 2
What even are those instruments they're playing?
>>64084600
thanks
Worst 3 channel combo of day so far TO BE HONEST
>>64084606
that's a congolese playstation controller
Foods p dece
>>64084612
OH FUCK SEAL IS THERE
is that seal? what the fug
http://strawpoll.me/7375050
SEAL ON CHANNEL 2
>>64084612
WHAT THE FUCK
BASED
will smith and seal? what is the world coming to. is heidi klum coming out too?
>>64084640
show us pics of cute butts
>>64084644
>>64084655
WHAT THE FUCK
lolol fine. fine. on channel 2 for the fucking meme seal song, but i'm going back to 3 v soon.
OMFG SEAL
>>64084644
>>64084655
isn't that crazy?
how the fuck did Gallant get Seal
Based SEAL
>>64084675
;_;
that was crazy
>>64084730
black people stick together
based seal, i guess
haha seal r e a c h i n g for notes. this gallant nigga effortlessly belting em
Miami Horror and St. Germain and his band collab when
>>64084730
SUFJAN GAVE HIM A BONUS
I've never actually given Seal or Gallant a proper listen, are either of them worth listening to? Seal sounds pretty gud
>M&M
FUCKING FINALLY
GOD DAM
Was enjoying St Germain, but Seal is Seal
Did foals play their only good song, Cassius?
too much talkin, back to germain.
>>64084739
sorry, oc is appreciated. take more! show us things.
>>64084783
seal's first two albums are gr8
>>64084555
>>Michael Jackson reincarnates as qt french lady on channel 3
Gonna need to see this my man.
>>64084783
Early Seal is some top-tier pop-soul
who the fuck is st. germain anyway?
w8 is Of M and M just starting now? I like their hits even tho they pleb as fuck.
Are they gonna stream Underworld?
CULTURE APPROPRIATION!!!!!!!!!
oh fuck i just switched to ch 1 to see what was going on
what the fuck is that chick doing lookin like that
>>64084827
yes
time for LCD for east coast peeps?
>>64084858
2:35 AM
>>64084821
a jazz techno guy that's apparently gotten himself a live band now
you've probably heard this tune of his sometime in the early 2000's
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7YZqD7dZcQ
>GALLANT SET TURNED INTO A SEAL SET
>wow nice neckbeard playing guitar there
>6 stages
>only three channels
why?
>>64084872
>jazz techno
HOUSE u mong
ffs
>THAT CONGO LINE
Ok so what the hell is BORNS
>>64084811
>missing Michelle Jackson and the French National Interpretive Dance Troupe
>switched to CH1
CH3 it is, then
what's with all these fuccbois wearing bandanas over their mouths
do they realize they look absolutely fucking absurd
>>64084897
but there's 4 on the coachella website :^)
the fuck is doing ryan reynolds there?
>>64084913
you mean michelle jackson and the fuccbois
>>64084834
What channel? I don't think they're on yet
>>64084926
they're in the desert
play little talks already, i don't know other songs of theres
jesus christ
Going to Black Fashion poet now
Who here actually likes the new M83?
I actually really like Walkaway Blues and The Wizard.
I still haven't really liked anything hes done since Before the Dawn Heals Us desu
>>64084926
they look dumb but the dust is rly bad up there. I was coughing for days
>>64084909
the lovechild of janis joplin and jim morrison apparently, in looks alone. music sounds like twee-indie pop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvyBeBjiDWU
???????
uhhhhh???
this bitch???
has dreads?????
isn't that cultural appropriation?????
i mean shes white.....
THIS AINT THE 60S ANYMORE BITCH, GET THAT FLOWER POWER SHIT OUTTA HERE
>So Flute
there we go boys
anything good tonight?
damn ch3 grooving AF rn to be honest family
>>64084971
ARE YOU KIDDING ME? LIKE I CANT EVEN ANYMORE
>Deafheaven not being shown on stream this weekend
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS FUCKING SHIT ASDLAJS;DLKAJSA ;SDASD
>>64084983
Suffragette Steven
>>64084983
Pretty much channel 3 for the last couple of hours
>>64084926
festivals like this always have bad problems with dirt being kicked up in the air, you'd be an idiot not to cover your mouth
>>64084954
You dont like Road Blaster. I actually really enjoy most of the album. Its comfy driving music.
>>64084994
This type of music is good for like 2 minutes then it gets fucking tiresome
>>64084983
sufjan
underworld
james
>>64084983
Seven Swanson
baka why did the poptimists culturally appropriate folk music
>>64085013
maybe if you have ADHD
>>64085004
>>64085019
>>64085016
ah shit I though soupjam was tomorrow, nice
>tfw no St. Lucia this year
>tfw no Porter Robinson
Of monsters and men are fucking terrible
everything wrong with music
>>64085013
your experience with this type of music is different than my experience with it
>>64084954
>Who here actually likes the new M83?
I...don't know. I really liked Solitude but I heard the whole album last week and I don't really remember much of it. I completely understand that he's tired of doing crescendo-core synth stuff, but Junk felt really fucking dry with the buildups and musical tidal waves.
>>64085012
oh yeah that song is sweet, and Laser Gun is pretty good too. And Sunday Night 1987.
It's really not bad, people are hating on it way too much.
This guy is such a fatty lmao
dayum Channel 3 is hella funky
>>64085013
lol i bet u like EDM pard
LITTLE TALKS
LOVE LOVE LOVE
WHEN
based flute man
>>64085037
>when she succ
I guess I never imagined the singer of Of Monsters and Men looking like that
>>64085052
i second this
fucking awful 2bh
i loaded ch3 in two tabs by accident and I'm losing my shit
>>64084941
they're on a bit later
>>64085091
The fat neckbeard?
don't mind me, just waiting for my husband to perform :3
coachella need more /bleep/ desu
where's all the garage at?
BONGOS
O
N
G
O
S
>>64085099
o dam im feelin this tho
double bongos
>>64084941
they'll be on channel 3
I bless the rains down in africa
ICELANDFU
which stream is everyone watching?
>>64085123
fuck off he's mine
>>64085142
joining you on the journey to more success
>>64085142
open two more tabs
NIGGA KILLIN DEM BONGOS
DANCING LEGS
Madman with the bongos
>>64085149
T H R E 3
>>64085064
Dead Cities Red Seas is such a good album, and I really wish he would do stuff more like that.
His more cinematic stuff like HUWD was alright, but man that album has some fuckin filler.
He was saying not to expect another Midnight City, but I feel like Junk took the 80s aesthetic like, too far? It's like Vega Night School but not as good. Dry is a good way to describe it.
So was M83 delayed or what? It says 11:00 est for the time, but 2:00 est for the stream.
>you will never play an extended bongo solo in front of thousands of people
>all these crazy africans got their visas sorted but fuckin LUSH didn't
St. Germain took a refugee camp out to play as his band at Coachella
what people are waiting for
gai chineses: sufjan stevens
real blooded people: asap rocky
purists: underworld
>>64085156
>>64085153
u think i wont?????????????
call the police
>>64085175
i dont like the production quality on that album. I tried listening to it a couple days ago and it sounded like shit. I dont know why everyone praises that album so bad.
Why does St. Germain look so so miserable?
It is because he's french?
>>64085208
respect
>>64085206
>no LCD Soundsystem
>>64085189
lol go to venice beach and play on the sidewalk.
you'll mostly be ignored, but you'll be in front of thousands of people.
Remember how fucking late Drake was last year? god damn that shit was a disaster
>>64085151
haha that's cute
How long until Sufjan plays?
>>64085206
s-s-sufjan
>>64085205
send em back to syria and isis
>>64085208
good job prolly sounds fresh
FROM WHICH STORE WERE THESE STOLEN FROM
Unbearable blackness of Coachella on channel 3
did anyone else think that the HEALTH singer was a woman
that was a surprise
>>64085206
no interest in suffy. will check out asap and savages, will flip between jack u and underworld. not really looking forward to anything until tomorrow.
>>64085264
>FROM FROM
where U from dog that's improper
is the lead singer of borns male or female
>WAIT, WHAT?!
>
DEATH
GRIPS
ON 4
>
>>64085304
you
fucking
shitlord
>this Channel 3 stream
waiting on suffy and savages
lcd
saturday is gonna be the best
>>64085304
trans is beautiful.
>new single
fuck off already
>>64085304
>turn it on
dude obvs
>a minute later
...girl i think
>a minute later
... no, that's a dude
Of Monsters And Men are great live. Saw them at Outside Lands a few years ago just before they blew up. Their 2nd album was a bit of a disappointment though.
when do the good artists actually start playing?
this has been 3 hours of straight garbage
>>64085349
CAN YOU FILL ME IN?
>>64085359
gonna have to wait until next years coachella
oh man almost time for
RAVE CAVE
>>64085359
Not if you've been watching channel 3 unless you literally hate music
plz play little talks so i can go fuck off till suf
Who is that bitch that looks like Bjork for OM&M?
>>64085304
its a dude but he looks like Deb from Dexter and it's turnin me on lol
>>64085356
how do I into OMAM?
>>64085412
dont
>>64085412
you dont, theyre tripe
>>64085412
dont
LITTLE TALKS
COME THE FUCK ON
The guitarist for Borns definitely wishes he wasn't the guitarist for Borns
>>64085330
>>64085353
>>64085397
I mean with those fucking vocals hot damn.
Either way they're attractive, and i'm digging this.
the Of Monsters and Men lead singer looks like your typical Magic: The Gathering player
Y/N?
>>64085412
JUST LISTEN TO LITTLE TALKS AND THEN LEAVE
>>64085389
That's Nanna bro. She's sexy as fuck now that the stupid half shaved head trend has died.
has borns done electric love yet? that's the only thing I can stand him
st. germain with the most anti climactic end to a set ever?
my testicles are withdrawing back into my body just by listening to this low test fat fuck
are they seriously not streaming Guns n Roses? they're the main draw
>>64085412
Their first album is actually really good, especially the first half. Start there.
12 year olds on stage on ch 3
>tfw actually like OM&M
Never seen them play live though and they don't look anything like I imagined.
is stream 3 supposed to be alive 2007 wannabe shit? I can almost feel it.
>>64085478
Be honest, you got your hand in your pants
holy shit BROchella begins. buttonpush boys.
>>64085450
He looks a lot like the fatty from Game of Thrones.
>>64085491
lmao
Channel 3 fucking kek
dude, what the fuck
ch3 nosedived straight to an empty pool
>band literally has two drummers
Fuckin hell who cloned Slim Jesus and let him loose on Channel 3
DO YOU GUYS THINK THE FRONTMAN FOR BORNS IS GAYY???
nice, 15 year olds playing coachella
nanna is gonna get groped
Who's sons are DJing in ch 3?
>prepubescent boys on channel 3
>>64085530
literally just dancing like retards, they're not even doing anything musical
Normies eat this shit up
>>64085551
she asked for it
so stream 3 just went from niggas jamming on alien tier instruments to 15-year-olds pushing play
>>64085509
>1 2 3
>COME ON SHOW ME YOUR HANDS
>JUMP JUMP JUMP JUMP JUMP
>LET ME SEE YOUR FUCKING HANDS
fuck this channel 3 shit is so bad. they stream this but not ez or nina kraviz? da fuq????
channel 3 is so fucking good right now :)
>>64085545
I don't know but they pretty gud
LITTLE TALKS
I
T
T
L
E
T
A
L
K
S
>>64085548
>>64085531
>>64085530
i don't even know what emotion i'm feeling. i think it's just confusion. like this is happening, and they're literally doing nothing.
LITTLE TALKS FUCK YEA
Here's Little Talks
who in the fuck are these two teens on channel 3??? people literally just nod to this lol
Soofy lookalike spotted on channel 3
>>64085436
I've been laughing for 5 minutes straight at this comment. The guy fuckin' hates everyone on that stage.
first look into brochella is pretty fuckt desu
>qt boipussy future bass
>>64085569
>implying your fucking /bleep/ djs are any better than this shit
EDM is all trash faggot. Don't try to be pretentious when your shit stinks just as bad.
does that other guy do anything besides wave his hands and do stupid dances?
>>64085551
>tfw you will never grope Nanna
At least I touched Ryan Lewis ass that one time
>>64085470
fuck lol
BORNS IS A HE????????????
THANK THE FUCKING LORD, FINALLY. DON'T LISTEN TO A WORD I SAY
i wanna grope borns' bulge
>louis the child
literally children
Damn Nanna is qt as fuck. When did she become this hot
Sounded like the singer in OM&M expected the audience to sing lol
L.I.T.T.L.E T.A.L.K.S
>>64085600
>implying your fucking /bleep/ djs are any better than this shit
the guy before the EDM fags on ch 3 was a /bleep/ guy so...
This bitch doin a trumpet solo
I watched the entire set of Of Monsters And Men and I wanna kill myself.
Three channels of absolute shit. This is the worst point of the day so far.
>not enjoying channel 3
Get fucked, nerds. Stay beta.
Wtf I like of monsters and men now? What's happening to me?
Anyone else a little shocked at how the normies eat up this bullshit on channel three? LOOK AT THAT FUCKING CROWD.
I've always thought the whole "normies are literal retards" thing was exaggerated
do you think that nigger ever stuck his fat chode into that nanna pussy
>>64085672
the kills are comin up tho
>>64085672
thanks for the report
now i can fuck off until lcd
When the shit is sufjan god fucking damn
>>64085644
that was like jazz and funk not edm bro
Is anyone else waiting for The Kills?
>>64085684
You just like Little Talks which is there best song
>playing a song after their only good song
>>64085686
molly makes everything amazing desu
>>64085710
WHAT
NEW
YORK
USED
TO
BE
>>64085715
Nah, dude. Dirty Paws is easily their best song. Little Talks is just the most famous.
I didnt know this nigga was in OMAM
>>64085699
Suffy ain't for another hour friendo
>>64085672
pretty much
St. Germain and the Fugees were killing it
>>64085724
>>64085733
I hope they open with Future Starts Slow
I forgot how much I hat watching rap music, decided to lie down here and listen to what I suspect to be M83
>>64085705
it was /bleep/ m8
>>64085745
This, so much this.
>>64085745
dude is that versatile
>>64085757
The guy might be /bleep/ but there was nothing /bleep/ about what they played.
is there anyone like ty segall or jay reatard this year or is it all sensitive indie crap?
How the fuck did these guys get on coachella when they don't even have a wiki page?
>seeing EDM live
>literally some skinny faggot standing in a booth while his computer-generated music blares on the speakers
>implying anyone in that crowd knows what an EP is
Anybody else waiting for masturbate till Suffy gets on stage? I got hard for Nanna when she ran in the crowd but i resisted
>>64085773
you don't seem to know what /bleep/ is and what it's all about
all the bros trying to lip sync in the crowd lol
this really takes 2 guys to dj?
do the shows get posted somewhere after? or a good audio recording?
>>64085758
kill yourself
>>64085780
Rich parents
fukkkk usually im chill about other peoples taste in music but if my friends wanted to go to Louis and the bro I think I'd have to stop talking to them
>implying I have friends
>>64085773
there was tho famalam
>>64085799
I'm sure someone is recording these feeds and you can torrent it later, but I doubt the sound quality will be any better.
>>64085801
Nerd
Do I have to be in my early 20s in order to comprehend what is playing on Channel 3? What the fuck is this trash
>>64085780
repped by the same pr/management as someone much bigger, got booked as a package deal. generally how shit works.
>>64085799
depends, some bands will get their set posted right away, some never. just depends on what kind of fans they have
Redpill me on The Kills
that girl smoking weed lol
wtf OM&M is over already? They played like 5 songs. The schedule says they still have another 30 minutes.
>>64085821
>64085833
yeah I'm thinking i'll save suffy and LCD when they pop up on kickass or something
Fuck I want to punch this interviewer in his bitch face
who /pol/v/tv/ masterrace here?
Have they shown the Noel Gallagher interview yet today?
>>64085845
they cut away pretty goddamn quick
>EZ and Nina not streamed
>Sasha and Digweed got their visas rejected and had to cancel
>no Goldie
>no Mala
>no Ben UFO
>no Kieran
>no Kode9
>no Zed Bias
>no Congo Natty
>no Artful Dodger
>no MJ Cole
>no Hatcha
>no DJ Spinn
>no El-B
And yet you have what this "louis" shite is and Calvin Harris as a headliner.
Americans really are clueless about dance music
>>64085858
>all three of those boards
>masterrace
kek
>>64085797
they're literally fighting over the same knob.
normie girls loving it.
i'm in front of my computer on a friday night.
so who's the real winner here.
>>64085858
>/v/
>masterrace
>>64085845
anyone have the police phone number for coachella valley?
>>64085857
he looks like a low test version of the guy in The National
Fuck I forgot about Run the Jewels
>>64085825
I'm 23 and Channel 3 might be the worst act I've ever seen streamed from Coachella, and I've been watching Coachella streams for the past 7 or 8 years. The combination of their shirts, how young they look, how bad the music is, and the lack of live input they have on the actual music is morbidly fascinating.
>>64085877
literally who
>>64085858
You are stage 5 cancer.
>channel 1 down
CAMERA KILLED
58 MINUTES TO SUFJAN
Here we go
Am I the only person who gets depressed as fuck every when these air?
I'm sad I'm not there, I'm sad I'm not a musician, I'm sad my life is a fucking joke
>>64085880
if that's winning I'd rather lose.
The Kills killed channel 1
RIP The Kills
>>64085877
usually if an act isn't streamed it is their decision, probably because they are uptight fags
that girl in the wifebeater in the front row is the best thing about this
>>64085858
That combo takes mental illness to a whole new level
>>64085916
pls refrain from posting my husband without my permission
thank u
>>64085905
You don't listen to much electronic music beyond whatever p4k hypes up, do you?
wtf is going on in channel 3. its a complete shit show
>M83's slot will cut into LCD soundsystem
oh no
10 minutes to tlsp
I can do this
>>64085949
One more
>those teen DJs on 3
i'm a shut-in loser but i can still kinda vibe with what these dudes are going through. i mean it's not artistic or great or even good but people are moving. i'm happy for these fools. and at the same time feel empty.
>>64085931
Same. Not so much Coachella because it seems like people are there to get noticed more then they are for the music.
But festivals like Bonnaroo, yeah. I get sad i'm not there.
>>64085982
STOP IT :^(
new
>>64085994
>>64085940
Also, Coachella never streams sets from the Yuma stage which is were most of the decent dance artists end up anyway.
>>64085949
>your husband
bitch plz
>>64085931
I love festivals, but watching this stream makes me glad I've never been to Coachella. Way too many fucking people who aren't even there for the music. Coachella seems more like a status thing at this point.
S U F J A N
T
E
V
E
N
S
this horrible mixing on channel 3
>>64085931
same here hahah
>>64086035
It's been that way for years
Woah Alison is qt as fuck with blonde hair
Channel 1 sounds like fucking dog dick
is this meth bitch even speaking English?
>>64086098
Look just like every other blonde girls to me
>>64084934
shit son what are they playing on there?
>>64086216
looks like it's just a video loop for whatever, don't think anybody will be streamed on it
yo fuck the kills stream 2 is dank
I would watch gay sex between miles alex.
no homo
wtf
>>64087077
This shit is like something you here in a fucking western saloon, so now instead of doing buttrock he's doing buttindie
it's only getting better