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Rare pic of Björk from Vespertine era photoshoot
>>63898860
Not him but Post, Homogenic and Vespertine are all great albums. To say otherwise is plain stupid. The Sugarcubes put out two great albums. And the KUKL album is good too.
Degenerate? I don't even umderstand what you're driving at here. Why because she likes sex and isn't afraid to admit it? Imposing retarded morality on others? You must be American.
Go be stupid somewhere else.
>>63898981
she is one though. most musicians are.
>>63898814
I'm the first to say that she's overrated, but she has done a lot of good albums. Even her worst stuff is at least decent.
>>63898939
>Post [is a] great album. To say otherwise is plain stupid.
hahaha funniest post of the day
no one has checked your poptimism in too long
>>63899457
He said post rare Borks not Not Borks
>>63898939
>Why because she likes sex and isn't afraid to admit it?
Indeed, there's nothing wrong with that. Sex is pleasant.
This is my favourite one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBx8nPWp6gQ
People ignore the trolls please.
>>63899218
>Likes Homogenic
>Likes Vespertine
But can't get into songs like Army of Me, Enjoy, Isobel or Hyperballad...
That makes about as much sense as a Volvo with a gun rack.
Interesting artist, average songwriter.
>>63899650
That's weird, indeed.
>>63898814
You're baiting wrong.
>>63898860
Go away.
>>63899033
She's not overrated at all, since her popularity intentionally downed since Medùlla and forward.
>>63899165
>>63899218
Your statements are useless, throw yourself into the rubbish.
>>63899582
At least he killed himself over a talented and beautiful woman. There are people on this cancerous board who would like to kill themselves over bland and average cunts like Grimes, Lauren, St. Vincent, Marina and Charlie xcx.
>>63899669
Saying this referred to who is universally recognized as the most significative female act of the last 25 years.
You people are just disgustingly delusional.
>>63899783
Please leave or kill yourself.
>>63899793
The only argument the average retarded monkey on this board has when there's nothing to say. Fuck off plebeian.
>>63899783
See, and I hate Medulla. That album is the one where she really lost me.
reply me and I give you a bork pic based on your post number
So last month was the Coil backlash... This month it's Bjork.
Just got to love the ebb and flow around here. What's next? Candy Claws?
>>63900050
dump all your rares
>>63899779
>the most significative female act of the last 25 years
haha
any decent reviewer will tell you she's not a great songwriter, just has a good voice
look I get it, she's hot. Get over it or don't bother talking about music
>>63900155
Some of them are NSFW and some of them are too big and will reach maximum file size. Sorry ;-; I would if I could.
>>63899030
>lil b
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6b0ftfKFEJg
>>63900169
start naming superior female artists from the last two decades
>>63899030
Everyone is a degenerate, nobody has a perfect diet, nobody looks perfect, nobody sounds perfect.
>>63900226
>>63900199
>female artists
only comparing women to other women is a stupid sexist meme
that said, anyone can name a better songwriter than Bjork just pick anyone good
what the fuck is this fucking thread
>>63900169
I know you're baiting. But the fact is that any decent reviewer says the contrary desu.
I don't know if people do realize that this woman has never received a negative critique upon her works, all her records go from 7.7/10 (the minimum Volta) to 10/10 (Homogenic). Literally everything she does is something beautiful or at least worthy. And then there are shitposters who say reviewers don't praise her song-writing, still in 2016. How neanderthal they are?
>>63899607
>People ignore the trolls please.
Nigga, you on 4chan. Trolling is pretty much all that happens.
>>63900318
Everyone's a sinner, you're not perfect yourself, 'degenerate'.
>tfw no horny as fuck icelandic genius gf
>>63900406
I'm not baiting, idiot, I love Bjork but it's not for her songwriting
also I really hope you're baiting otherwise there's no excuse for citing p4k scores
http://www.scaruffi.com/vol6/bjork.html
>>63900383
It's a matter of contest, not sexism at all.
Still the question is, if not Bjork, what even is a more influential, creative and singular woman of the last 25 years in music?
>>63900434
>no excuse for citing p4k scores
>proceeds to cite scaruffi
>>63900434
>citing Scaruffi
Confirmed you're the one baiting.
>>63900434
That time Scaruffi didn't get neither about the music neither about the persona in question. His analysis on her is superficial in way that can be any relevant. And I don't even saying Scaruffi is not a good reviewer (sometimes he may be ironically), but that time he has been really dull, pretentious and imprecise all over the things.
Also he does the contrarian to get more visibility and be a "character" most of the times.
>>63900486
literally pick any woman who's a good songwriter. Joanna Newsom or something
>>63900486
I'm thinking hard...
>>63900487
yes, Scaruffi is a good reviewer and p4k is trendhopping garbage
what seems to be the problem
>>63900595
Literally not. If you think in this way you're very dumb.
>>63900629
no u
>>63900169
>>63900434
>>63900595
>referring to the woman who wrote Homogenic, Vespertine and Medùlla, which are credit as amongst the most personal music of the last two decades
>>63900616
I'm not saying scaruffi is bad.
I'm not saying pitchfork is bad.
What I am saying is linking the site of other people to express your opinion on an artist is just dumb.
>>63900182
>Some of them are NSFW
post them faggot
it's like there's one contrarian guy whose his waifu is another one
>>63900713
I will get ban ;-;
ayy lmao fucking gook bitch
>>63900688
lol
>>63900735
upload a bunch to imgr dude ;(
>>63900735
put them in a mega folder
>>63900169
>>63899669
>Nobel prize of music holder
>"average"
>>63900823
>>63900815
only the nip slips, sexy and nudes?
>>63900844
pls gib all of dem, especially the sexy
The question remains: if not Bjork, who is a more influential, creative, individual and expressive woman in music of the 25 years and of today?
>>63900844
Plz yes. I'm gonna fap my dick off.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0IvN1FODFw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=El4wAdz0zGw
>>63900903
most female songwriters are better
now fuck off
>>63900914
You continue to demonstrate your age of 6 years old, and still no one can argue over this simple question.
>>63900865
>>63900904
I have a really slow internet and I'm leaving soon.
But when I'm done uploading I'll post on some Bork thred :)
There are some of em I actually can post here. I'll see if I find them
>>63900841
there is no Nobel prize of music, and whatever award you're talking about is clearly bullshit because she's just not an award-deserving songwriter
>>63900940
you continue to demonstrate your speak of not good english and little taste music in
>>63900914
Most female singers don't even arrive at the half of someone like Bjork has achieved during her career of 40 years in music, you asshole.
>>63900946
dont be a tease
>>63900946
Any idea when that would be? I'd hate to miss it.
Could you mail me the link at my dump address perhaps?
>>63900966
>she's talented because she's old
nice
>>63900946
>I'll post on some Bork thred :)
are you telling me that i will have to spend the rest of the day refreshing the catalog just because you think you gonna get banned for posting bjorks nipples? wtf
>>63900959
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polar_Music_Prize
>little tastes in music
Still incapable of arguing about everything and responding like an actual little butthurt kid.
Requesting the Bork pic where there's two of her with see through dresses on
Lost it awhile ago and can't seem to find it
>>63900997
>>63900988
>>63900990
I said a have a slow connection and I got a folder of like 1.5GB what do you want me to do? It'll take time to upload
>>63900959
>>63900992
Desperately retarded.
>>63901036
you have 1.5gb of nsfw bjork's pics?
HOW
>>63901036
I ain't complaining, just asking if you could mail me the link ([email protected]). I appreciate the effort either way.
>1.5gb of Björk
>muh dik
>>63901036
just create a /b/ board and post them there
>>63901061
desperately defensive of a bad songwriter
>>63901062
I said the exact words "some of them are NSFW"
not all of em
>>63901036
just upload one pic to a mega folder, send the link, and then upload the rest into that folder, because the link will still work even when you are uploading
>>63900914
PLEB
L
E
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stop replying to the bait you fucks
just hide the post
>>63901080
Image limit is 150 pics i think.
I would make make like 7 threads.
>>63901082
>continuing to answer into a thread of an artist you don't even know who is
Desperately confirming your genetic trisomic problem.
>>63901162
just for the nsfw ones i mean. The others you could post here
>>63901172
>an artist you don't even know who is
???
>>63901095
>>63901080
>>63901078
>>63901062
>>63901180
Calm down people, link will be on the archives anyway I just need a name so you can search for the link
Bork dabbing btw, one of my favorites
>>63901224
Thanks bruv
>>63901082
I don't get this. For Vespertine she was writing songs on her laptop and then started writing songs for that "tiny" sound, bringing in Matmos for the beats etc: Pretty neat and innovative if you ask me. Are we talking lyrically or what?
>>63901224
ricardo think he slick... she dabbin!!!
>>63901082
You have dozens of baiting posts here all done by you dude, just stop.
>>63901244
Vespertine is her best written album yeah but it's not exactly mindblowing. She has always copied the styles of others, especially in Debut, Biophilia and Vulnicura
>>63901295
>leave my waifu aloooone
>>63901224
tell us the name
>>63901427
DON'T YOU CAPS LOCK ON ME FUCCBOI.
I'LL POST NONE.
>>63901416
I'll name "Bjork Folder Dump".
Exactly like that.
>>63901215
>having an artist on the top of most listened
>saying that artist is not good
Explain logic, it's not even about Bjork, it's about the logic of the thing itself.
>>63901447
>I'll name "Bjork Folder Dump".
Thanks man.
Where exactly do I search for this?
>>63901450
she has the best voice of all time, much of her music is good it's just not because of her songwriting
she wrote a lot of bad songs so I won't accept calling her some kind of goddess
>>63901492
Damn. Now I have to masterbjork.
>>63901359
Debut was made on purpose to be stylistically on the currents of what were trendy during those years, but her voice was unmatchable with any others. About Biophilia and Vulnicura I don't even think you're serious about.
>>63901557
You can find two or three at maximum less good songs on Volta and Biophilia, and obviously on her first album Debut. But for the rest all of her albums are beautiful to start to end, cohesive, multifaceted and personally inherent with each effort she made.
Every artists have less good songs naturally, only because those ones are based on your opinion, you can't call someone a bad song-writer, it's silly.
>>63901732
>About Biophilia and Vulnicura I don't even think you're serious about.
do hardcore Bjork fans listen to no other music or what
>you can't call someone a bad song-writer
you will find yourself talking on a music board
>>63901359
>Biophilia and Vulnicura
Who the hell was she trying to sound like on those two?
Debut I get. Her record label was no doubt trying to push her to make hits after she went solo.
>>63901809
Vulnicura is an Arca-dominated sound and Biophilia is just the IDM and breakcore she likes mixed with her usual pop aspects
both albums are good, you know, don't attack me
>>63901507
Thanks
>>63898814
>le degenerate meme
>>>/pol/
>>63901809
A singer-artist expressing herself. Vulnicura is a heartbreaking record, which amongst the best of the last year, and Biophilia is a encompassing art project that ranges from music to multimedia installations and more.
>>63901865
>arca-dominated
The strings gloriously dominate the whole thing actually desu, Arca has been a puppet under her arms.
>>63901809
vulnicura is fucking god-tier m8, best bjork ever probably
Picked up a copy of the Sugarcubes' first album and it's pretty great. I wish Bjork would do more of that "normal" singing rather than how she normally sings.
>>63901550
>>63901492
I have no idea when. If you're here a lot you'll see a Björk General thread i'll create
>>63902127
this picture is disgusting and I think you've made too many useless comments about when you're not uploading
>>63902094
I've always preferred The Sugarcubes to her solo material. Everyone always bangs on Einar Orn's vocals but I love the chaotic interplay between him and Bjork.
Planet
https://youtu.be/73nZt1qS0Hk
>>63902160
>this picture is disgusting
how?
>>63901359
Desu do you know how many artists today try to emulate Bjork and her style? It's the contrary actually.
Also it's called experimenting with the genres. Bjork can melt together all the possible musical languages and bring something personal quite everytime.
>>63902160
>i'm gay and i don't want to see female parts
>>63902598
wew....
>>63902598
Im setting this as peoples wallpaper when they're afk
>>63902888
Yes.
>>63901771
You're a twat. He's just saying it's stupid calling someone a bad songwriter only because you don't like some songs, it's simple. Especially if the artist in question has very few bad songs.
>>63903028
>it's stupid calling someone a bad songwriter only because she writes a lot of bad songs
hmm
>>63903058
>citing your own sentences
>no arguing
>implying
Are you trying to compete for the best dumb user of the moment?
>>63903122
you're going to have to figure this one out on your own man but you're making no sense and Bjork is a garbage songwriter
How many autistic here...
>>63903058
>>63903196
He's the one dude baiting all over the thread, just ignore the tripfag kids.
>>63903196
Says the 12 years old Grimesfag.
>The question still remains: if not Bjork, who is a more influential, creative, individual and expressive woman in music of the last 25 years and of today?
>>63903319
the answer is still literally anyone
>>63903058
name objectively bad songs by bjork after debut
besides not even considering all the gold she made in the pre-debut era
>>63903345
>SCARUFFI
Seriously, you're embarrassing at this point.
>>63903429
Scaruffi is good but he doesn't even like Madonna so I don't really understand what's going on
>>63903023
>>63902888
I just got back home.
I'm sorry to dissapoint you but this is going to take forever.
I'm uploading at 35kb/s. When it eventually gets ready I'll make a thread for it. You can let this thread die :/
>>63903196
>>63903345
>>63903429
Baiting level: low.
And if you're serious it's the worst try. Comparing Bjork to Madonna is kinda like comparing Demetrio Stratos to any commercially sellout singer, just to make an example of it. There's not even a concrete musical connection between the two, is like trying to put an ocean through a straw.
Culturally speaking Madonna is an industrialized figure of the western world, her influence is due more to her aesthetic aura rather than her music. Bjork is an exotic artist who belongs mainly to the indie scene and has always been under that line to be purely categorized as true mainstream. Since Medùlla her status of fama has become progressively more elite and hidden, although her artistic influence is practically everywhere today because she's labeled as unique.
>>63901492
>>63902127
lol she's a pretty chubby bitch huh
>>63903922
I wrote only one of those comments
>>63903945
She's Icelandic thicc
>>63903964
I've never used mega before, I don't know where to see how much time left.
Btw, how do I upload those pics anonymously?
>>63904044
Some anon said you could use mega to upload to a folder, but the link should already be valid, can you see if you find that?
>>63904089
>>63904229
>>63904460
How do I make sure I'm uploading it anonymously?
I'll post link then
>>63904578
I used my email to make an account.
I'll just create a new email and change it on mega.
Brb
>>63904621
this is quite an invasion of privacy
she's not even attractive in this, that might justify it in some sense but no she looks like a fat boy
I don't get it
>>63904621
Lmao, you posted it. That's the one I have.
I'll still get this on mega if you want to. Now I'm willing to anyway.
>>63904716
>>63905008
OKAY LADS
Here it is
My Björk folder. Have fun
>Björk Folder Dump
So some people can find on archives
https://mega.nz/#F!OQMxFBCL!gUkaCmkn7Y27y3WZ1IDzng
I had to restart the upload, keep refreshing I'm currently uploading
>>63905044
It's been years since I've given someone one of these. Use it wisely.
>>63905097
>>63905106
>>63905126
I don't know if I will keep it updated, but you can use it whenever you start a Björk thread
>>63905044
You are the real MVP, bro. A hero we need, but not the one we deserve right now...
>>63905044
nothing nsfw in that folder at all
>>63905654
It's like in everything I said all you listened was "NSFW"
I said this because some of those pics got me banned here
and the folder it's at 5%, calm down.
>>63905654
He's still uploading, you ungrateful cuck.
>>63905732
>>63905751
but I wanna fap to Bjork right now. Fuck you OP, you didn't deliver, as usual.
>>63905793
In my opinion, a lot of photos where she is clothed are way better for masturbating than the unclothed ones.
Poor taste on fap material.
>>63900182
RESIZE THEM FAGGOT
>>63905830
This.
I once fapped to her voice. I forget which song tho. Maybe an echo, a stain, or it's oh so quiet.
I'm still working through the discography, did she ever do more songs like Pluto?
Perhaps something with dubstep elements?
>>63905969
>>63905044
I posted the whole folder already mr autismo
>>63906004
Listen to Biophilia.
>>63906004
Declare independence
>>63906036
wHat dO yOu kNow oF mY aUtism?
>>63906077
I know that you post on threads without reading them. That's enough evidence.
>>63906094
i lIke It fRonT to BacK bb
>>63906036
>Listen to Biophilia.
Already did, love it indeed.
>>63906064
Very nice, thanks!
>>63900616
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>63905972
bro why would you fap to any bjork song but cocoon
that song is fucking sexy
i dont see any pics i could tug to
She literally has the eyes of a wolf.
Bjork and Lars von Scumbag
>>63901359
Who is she copying in Biophilia?
>>63906580
Lars <3
>>63906504
You should try with this one maybe.
>>63906504
this is my fav
>>63904621
Creepy...
Actual Vulnicura era, this is from one of her last gigs.
Getting through listening to Bjork and jesus christ she's fucking amazing. I've so far listened to Vulnicura and Homogenic, what should I listen to next?
>>63907924
Vespertine
>hope anon comes soon, i'm so wet...
HHNNNNGGGG
>>63907924
You should listen to her chronologically for real, by starting with her band The Sugarcubes actually. Listen to Life's Too Good from them.
>>63907924
chronologically, no?
damn i went to go eat breakfast, eat lunch, and run a little yet this thread is still kickin
yall niggas are determined to eat
Haven't seen it yet, but I love both Björk & Attenborough, so it can't be bad, maybe some of you like it too:
http://rutracker.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=5061283
>>63908055
post more sexualized bork
I'M NOT LETTING MY WAIFU THREAD DIE THIS EASILY
>>63900904
UGH LOOK AT THOSE FRECKLES OML
