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/metal/ general -- black/death edition
old thread: >>63728857
First for ironic slam
>>63738837
Swansong is their best
third for best metal festival ever
he does raise a good point
roll call
1. Watcha drinkin?
2. Why?
3. What're ya blasting into your eardrums?
1. Ballantine's
2. Stupid fucking university put me on the waiting list and i don't know what i'm gonna do with my life
3. pic related
>>63738928
>Saudi Arabia
rip
Friendly reminder that black metal is the logical conclusion to thrash metal.
who /false/ here?
>>63738960
nice name
>>63738971
How even? What?
>>63738928
>sound handled by Bernie
>>63738971
friendly remind that wall noise is the logical conclusion to metal
>>63738971
There is no such thing as a logical conclusion to music. Black metal is shit anyways.
>>63738958
I completely agree.
>>63738960
>1. Watcha drinkin?
About to get some cheap beer and smoke a joint with a friend
>2. Why?
Because it's 38°C
>3. What're ya blasting into your eardrums?
Some incantation
Where do I DL some Metal ? Soulseek keeps fucking up
>>63739066
dark-world
>>63738958
lel
>>63739030
> 38 degrees
where the fuck do you live m80?
JUST A WARNING
Hiro thought it would be funny to make a screamer for april fools, whenever you open another page there's a chance you'll be redirected to a screamer.
>>63738960
1. Nothing
2. Was too lazy to go to the liquor store and I don't want to get more depressed
3. Pic related
Don't get too bummed about being waitlisted bro.
>>63739105
Mexico
>>63738960
>Watcha drinkin?
just finished a nice beer
>Why?
bored af, but uni starts again in a week
also thirsty
>What's blasting
Blood Of The Black Owl - WARmth
some strange acoustic black metal thing
>metal-archives allows people to spam shitpost reviews for today
>almost every noteworthy jap power metal bands are either getting 100% or 0% reviews
wew
>>63739110
thanks Adrian, I'm at work so I have no sound, but I'll keep that in mind at home
>>63739141
I'm have a ton of fun here.
it's fucking great lads
WEW
LAD
http://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Pedobear/3540403067
>>63739076
Wew, thanks
>>63738960
Nothing
Lazy
Kvltist - Eucharisty of Death Divine
RIFFS
>>63739234
Atmosphere > Riffs
>>63738958
>people were using word normie in 2005
>>63739110
that shit's not even funny
>>63739111
Hey thanks Sergio, that actually means a lot to me
>>63739234
Cool, how bout you post some nathan?
>>63738928
y.. yoko ono? I thought she was making avant garde music
>>63738960
1. Coffee
2. Because I like it
3. Nationalist Serbian rap that's actually pretty good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHv3wgTzeIk
>>63739289
yes
>>63739340
KHAN
>>63739334
We Serbian meme rap now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvJC25YZWx4
>>63739334
out of curiosity, and assuming that you are an actual serb, how do you feel about seselj and stuff?
How memey has your week been r/metal
Any good stoner doom? So far only liked belzebong and church of misery, absolutely hated electric wizard, bongripper, stoned jesus
>>63739402
>>63739387
Not a Serb or even a slav unfortunately.
Still though, Serbia did nothing wrong.
I hipstered a little
>>63739402
+Insomnium, Summoning, Havukruunu, Moonsorrow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgt7c82g6Tk
HYPE
>>63739418
Check out sleep but avoid dopesmoker, it's fucking retarded
>>63739402
>>63739402
Really fuckin memey.
I love metal. I love you.
HEBBY METUL DESTINAAAAAY
>>63739614
> literally only meme albums/10
what the fuck bro
Anybody got any good Bathory worship?
>>63738960
>1. Watcha drinkin?
rum and coke
>2. Why?
bored and kinda lonely
>3. What're ya blasting into your eardrums?
Judas Priest
>>63739418
ETERNAL ELYSIUM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwM9ThMkF5w
>>63739686
>Mack pope
thanks for naming my new hiphop duo
Is there any prog metal that sounds similar to this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWqnofhRSLo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEv_aEwVvak
if yall dont say this the best metal out their kill yourselves
>>63739758
Not really. Gonin-ish is actually pretty fucking unique. Mysterious priestess is another good extreme j-prog band though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCXwJXXoRe4
>>63739758
Check out Mutyumu too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8v4xFvATy0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocvJ6SAjfh4
>>63738960
Steel reserve because I'm a broke alcoholic. The sound of diarrhea and tpb.
>>63739758
Maybe you'd like this?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Zlb79M_2FjY
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=R9JXprxypsE
>>63739989
With thumbnails and names like those I was expecting to be violently buttmeme'd on in a bad way and instead got tenderly avantmeme'd on in a good way.
>The chorus on the new Vektor song
Post the sickest vocals you got.
>https://youtu.be/4GZ6RL8ZNDM
It literally sounds like some guy being tortured.
>>63740139
my dick is SO hard for the new Vektor no woman could possibly make my dick this hard
>>63740178
if only every other aspect of the production didn't suck ass
>>63740178
>eagle vocals
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmvPnOKL-Ok
>weeaboo banshee vocals at 4:11
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LD3baPUqa2E
>>63740204
yeah, sadly it's gonna be the biggest /metal/ meme of the year (if it's not already)
>>63740178
That's a really nice band man, I'm surprised I've never heard of this before, my favourite vocalists still remain these guys though
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MK3suOmUXSk
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lPT-ttHx9ic
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0I_qcZmfqUo
>>63740178
Bethlehem
Oh gawd, who of you did this
http://www.metal-archives.com/reviews/Metallica/Master_of_Puppets/547/blackmantram/226754
>>63739166
AOTY right here kids
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mF7pAgs8i6c
>>63740443
>>63739166
why are they called slice the cake
>>63740513
parody of all the shitty scene bands and they didn't want anyone to have preconceptions about their music from the name
>>63740443
but the band name and art is so incredibly gay.
convince me to listen to this.
>>63740525
>and they didn't want anyone to have preconceptions about their music from the name
But they sound like scene trash.
>>63740435
http://www.metal-archives.com/albums/Hades_Archer/Penis_Metal/213978
>>63740534
it might not be for you and that's fine, it's prog deathcore but actually done well
>>63740552
>unironically trying to discuss deathcore
wew
>>63740600
>doing things ironically
cringe
>>63740633
>deathcore defender
>using the word "cringe"
this is some next level april fools ironic funposting
memes aside, what will happen to all the genuine reviews posted on MA today? they're probably gonna flush em all down
>>63740633
>Thinking sincerity is possible
I hope you're being ironic.
>>63740694
not defending anything, just sharing a new released I liked, why do you think everything is irony? i think you need to get off the web for awhile
>>63740763
>posting genuine reviews on April 1st
You only have yourself to blame.
>>63740776
It's april fools, I'm going to think every obvious faggotry is ironic, you're no exception.
>>63740552
i can see how it sounds like a step up from all the other shitty deathcore bands, but it's still a shitty deathcore band
>>63740789
April 1st was almost 2 hours ago though (Germanfriend here)
>>63740870
MURRICA STRONG
![mystic-prophecy-ravenlord[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/r7Oy2Fo.jpg "mystic-prophecy-ravenlord[1].jpg")
Post some dank power metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBBazzLe-Aw
Metal Archives now allows reviews to be submitted without approval. So get shitposting lads.
Matt Pike is a fucking douchebag
>>63740908
>implying I haven't been doing this all day
Don't want to attentionwhore my fine work though.
>>63740908
That's old news. see >>63738958
>>63740937
Shit man I just got home. Time to finally give Ulver the zeroes they deserve.
What are some of your favorite shitposting reviews? I like this one.
>that person going around giving literally no-name j-power bands with no reviews and virtually 0 fans 100% score reviews
>>63739402
Idk man, you tell me
>>63740918
what did he do now?
>>63741112
Post some.
>>63741057
<- this guy has terrible taste...
>>63740918
how is he a douchebag? sure he's a tinfoil but he's humble and chill as fuck
>>63739402
>>63741135
they're not even that noteworthy of shitposting reviews, all it is is the same "female band member is my waifu. I like this song. this song is good too."
>>63741155
What's the username? I want to up my obscurity game.
why are jap power metal bands being targeted alot
are metal-archives full of weebs?
http://www.metal-archives.com/bands/D/3540351329
>>63741250
Considering a chunk of the metallum community are refugees from /mu/ when indie kicked metal out of the board, I wouldn't put it past them.
Most of their mods have been exposed to be weebs.
>>63741250
>Symphonic Gothic Metal with Folk Influences
>>63741250
There is this thread.
>>63741294
>they're circlejerking tranny power metal in the fucking first page of the thread
metallum is /metal/'s soulmate
>>63741346
>aldious
>tranny
wut
Can we deport our weebs to metal-archives?
>>63741484
But weebs make /metal/ great.
>>63741484
we should deport chads to metallum and offer their weebs to come here
>>63739289
Why not both?
>>63741152
How's the new Horrified album?
>>63741724
>not the Greek Horrified
Disappointed
>>63741837
More like "Horrified."
Kek
>actually semi-enjoying Fantano's metal album reviews
Do I need to kill myself now? I still hate his dumb jokes.
>>63742045
it's not like he has shit taste, he is just a faggot in every other way
>>63742067
The only time I actually watched a review was him dong The Money Store, but I couldn't get over the stupid glitch "editing" and how boring his voice is. But I've got nothing better to do so here I am.
>>63742045
memetano has decent taste in metal
pissgrave and vektor are fantanocore
>>63738960
1. grain alcohol
2. brain is fucked up, close friend left because I hurt her feelings one too many times
3, Exsecratus
>>63742045
He hasn't reviewed a Dir en Grey album, thank fucking god. I don't want his fanbase listening to them.
>>63742067
His taste is pretty basic bitch in a lot of cases, even though he pretends otherwise.
I watched his top 6 or whatever black metal records and his picks were kinda generic.
>>63742045
he shreds bass in some avant-drone noise metal band
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsKjzWd06lY
>>63741724
nothing exceptional but very enjoyable
>>63742045
aesthetica is one of his top 3 black metal albums
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgGAa19nrBc
>>63742250
At 1:00 he looks like he's having an autistic seizure.
>>63742250
holy fuck he's raping that bass.
>these weird name fields
Are we on blaze it chan?
>>63742250
>2:04
Hello Anthony Fantano here, internet's most autistic music nerd
>>63742273
I don't get the love or hate for aesthethica, I went into it expecting hipster atmoshit like deafheaven and came out with decent proggy black metal, nothing special though but it's one of the most triumphant black metal albums I've ever heard.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7D3AR31o9c8
>>63742602
Liturgy come off more as autistic than hipster. the djent chugging and "HEYYYY"s in parts of the album was a really big turnoff for me.
>>63742383
You're telling us you're not tracy nunez?
>>63739402
>>63742602
i don't really like anything they've done since but this album isn't bad
>>63738896
I just saw carcass about a week ago.
>>63742602
HEY
HEY
opinions? personally i approve of introducing black metal to the masses
>>63742698
Hunter is literally the most autistic metal musician alive right now.
Everything he posts is either a selfie, transcendentalism or christian symbolism.
>>63742763
nah m8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOp75tT8AjM
>>63742703
Photoshop is a horrible tool.
>>63742250
god i fucking hate noise music
>>63739614
>Digimon the movie OST
my nigga
>>63742763
hunter is more autistic than varg by a long shot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XzRsgGoUS4A
>>63742820
>noise
>music
>>63742763
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTMIoBQ8PRM
but is he patrician?
>>63742859
meant to be a response to >>63742780
>>63742859
that' not autism that's just some post ironic hipster shit
>>63742877
i've seen that video before, pretty patrician picks but fuck that condescending attitude they have
HHH is the king of autism.
https://vimeo.com/49643883
>>63742949
>HHH
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hubert_Humphrey
What do you guys think of this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvkhcROgq-8
It's one of my few local black metal bands
>>63742877
>>63742943
here's another good one of those btw, brann is patrician as fuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSIdSHoD1_A
>>63742949
I'm getting a psychotic serial killer vibe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuhDYE0vOeg
I have a chance to fuck a girl who looks like the lead singer of this band and has the same voice.
But [spoiler]She's married[/spoiler]
>>63742949
Let's delve deeper into HHH's autism.
https://vimeo.com/24858799
https://vimeo.com/39123561
>>63742992
I actually love to watch What's In My Bag. Get some interesting recs from them.
>>63743057
>vimeo
what a fucking tryhard
>>63743068
i would like i if they had more metal bands, it's usually just fairy indie shit
>>63743057
This kind of autism comes once in a lifetime
>>63743010
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47CP2-f5mdg
Should I lads?
Is it worth the risk? ALso seeing these guys live in April
>>63742992
does anyone have a link for that Melvins re-issue? Cause I agree that Bullhead is way too quiet, and have been looking for a remaster for ages.
>>63743057
>that first video
>25:55
why
>>63743292
>HHH's penis
ewwwww
So what's been the average rating on Graveward?
>>63743330
It's their best album in years.
>>63743327
i feel like a fan now
>>63743327
There's a recent picture of him posing naked with the star of david tattooed surrounding his dick with the cross tattooed to his shaft.
>>63742205
Exactly, he suck ass desu.
I do enjoy his reviews of other genres but when it comes to metal he's pretty generic.
>>63743394
WEW
FUCKING
LAD
Is Power From Hell any good?
>>63739402
Probably the most varied week so far
>>63738960
Rainier beer
I'm at a show in Seattle waiting for it to start.
Abbath is headlining, but I'm here to see high on fire too.
Hello guys, I search music with this style
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkFqg5wAuFk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jnRP77QN59w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyVik8r1Oj8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxuEtL7gxoMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxuEtL7gxoM
I like the music whit a hard style out of be black metal but whit guttural sounds
>>63743748
I got you lad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8Z-vn67srU
>when you spook yourself by thinking of a really spooky and scary as fuck story
>>63743748
Here you go.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAVkRRVduI0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5xVgK1CLIk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bh0aFmsquA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQt2pZ_H7nk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uN9LLsEKuUM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2YZ9O_Bog8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7Y0D3nEanQ
Any more like this?
>>63742877
He's so fucking high.
this april fools joke makes lurking so painful looking at the thread
>>63744159
I already got used to it.
Has a band come out that can match them yet
Mago de Oz is garbage
well shit, not a lot of metal going on tonight
here's my vote for 2016 cave metal aotysf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPDvsKN9thU
What was the last live DVD you watched?
Pic related. Surreal experience when it's completely dark in the room you're in.
>>63744702
Fuck yeah
Great album
>>63744792
The Slayer one that came with Repentless
>>63744792
iron maiden - live after death
"black/death edition"
wtf what if i don't like black/death metal where can i go to talk about tesseract and born of osirus
>>63745527
Reddit is a good place for your kind.
>>63745620
>I don't like Tesseract and Born of Osiris
Get a load of this virgin
>watching Sinister
>spooked
>turns out the villain is Abbath
>not scared anymore because I know Abbath is a great guy who would never hurt children for no reason
>>63740288
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmvPnOKL-Ok
What the hell?
>>63745686
>not knowing about Fleurety
how new are you?
>>63745705
I'm sorry that I'm not a meme master who is well versed in the matter of memes.
>>63744438
Where can I find a download for A Dog in the Manger?
>>63745723
it's a matter of not being a false.
Do not entry.
AOTY so far lads
>>63745656
>liking Tesseract and Born of Osiris
Get a load of this pleb
Centurian is seriously underrated
What shit has /metal/ copped lately? I've been posting a lot about recent purchases in these threads lately but I'm not going to the record store again for a very long time since I've bought so much... Still, what does /metal/ think of these? And post your own recent purchases too so I don't seem like a complete faggot :>
>>63745658
that movie was the most recent horror that was actually creepy
>>63739607
noice shit on that chat my friend. I see you're a fan of murky shit and best inquisition album
>>63746795
Too bad the sequel sucked shit
>fucking around with DAW
>trying to come up with spooky tritone-based chords
>it all sounds ugly instead of sounding spooky
how do you do it lads?
>>63746952
plagiarism
>>63746795
It was, but too many scares were ruined by the music.
There was one in particular where Abbath's face moves on his computer screen in the background, and if there were no music to tell us to be scared, it would actually have been spooky as fuck.
>>63747018
But I'm already ripping off Author&Punisher.
>>63747033
Agree. The spookiest parts of movies like Halloween or The Strangers is seeing the killers creep silently by in the background or out of shadows. Don't need to add JARRINGLY LOUD NOISES to startle me and distract me from the actually scary bit.
>>63746787
Got this a week or so ago
>>63743057
>>63742949
what a lovely individual, i wish him a good life
>>63746952
Just play diminished chords man
Then resolve that shit with vii dim -> i or if you need to be edgier ii dim or iv dim or bvi dim
when is this damn april fools joke eye rape going to go away? Listening to this while I cry salty butt tears from my butt. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZlZuYp1fZc
>>63747704
I have a dark background extension that I use for bright sites, have it turned on til this shit goes away.
>>63747745
My thread theme btw
What's the best metal album of the century so far and why is it I's Between Two Worlds?
Most metal band name
>listen to a Portuguese black metal EP
>it LITERALLY starts out with a Muslim call to prayer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bxv2PEFSdW0
Even 20 years ago, the memes were real.
>>63748014
>posting about the caliphate
t. Alberto Barbosa
>>63748065
More like Moorspell tbpf
>>63739675
Best Bathory tribute.
>>63748091
Moorspell - We Wuz (ft. Alberto Barbosa and Kaingz 'n Shiet)
Your name roll is the name of your new /metal/ band's female virtuoso vocalist.
Remindle Seance are the only non-cuck Swedeath band
>>63748138
hell yea it is
TOP 3 GENRES GO
>>63748757
emotive thrash metal
ancient battle heavy rock
pre-death
>>63748757
Atmoshit
Riffaggotry
SLAM
>>63748775
>pre-death
thats all music, ed.
>>63748757
weebshit
atmoshit
dissoshit
>>63748791
>implying i'm referring to physical death
>>63748757
Heavy/Speed Metal
Death/Thrash
Stoner Doom
>>63738928
Elton J O H N C E N A
>>63748757
Grind
Doom
Death/Thrash
>>63739030
Hamms 24oz
Listening to dri because that's how you do it
>>63748757
Doom
Black
Death
>>63748757
>stoner doom
>war/bestial black metal
>speed/thrash/punk
I'm that faggot who always waits until the next year to peruse the previous year's releases. I just found this and I'm blown away. What are some more decent black and thrash LPs from 2015?
>>63749171
i never really got what's so good about war metal
>>63749260
here's a great death/thrash LP from last year
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2JJxKInaWE
>>63738960
speed/thrash
black/thrash
NWOBHM
>>63748757
>roll call
>1. Watcha drinkin?
Water
>2. Why?
Cuz it's good for you.
>3. What're ya blasting into your eardrums?
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles the first movie from New Line Cinema.
>>63749337
those riffs were incredibly generic
>>63749260
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9jlDI3VBaQ0
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iAlq9O_YJQU
>>63738960
>1. Watcha drinkin?
red wine
>2. Why?
because I felt like it
>3. What're ya blasting into your eardrums?
Plastic Surgery Disasters
>>63748757
slammed weebshit power metal
grooved technical drone metal
MEMES
>>63749313
I just love the whole "wall of noise" kinda aspect it has... it's the pure opposite of technicality and it sounds like complete and utter chaos and I absolutely love it.
>>63749824
I'd rather just listen to noise to get that feeling 2bh but whatever floats your boat
>>63749872
>
>>63746116
is it actually good?
no memeing please.
>>63749926 too
