Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's 5 new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.
10.0?
0.0?
Best New Music?
Best New Reissue?
8.0+ with no BNM?
A shitty set of 7's and below?
Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain!
Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review?
Titus Andronicus being robbed once again?
Ian FUCKIN' Cohen?
Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal?
Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever]
Jayson "8.7" Greene?
Larry "retired BNM godfather" Fitzmaurice?
Craig "Meme Rap" Jenkins?
Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy?
qt Kim "retired Meal Goddess now at Noisey" Kelly?
Grayson "Grizzly" Currin?
Brian "Backup" Howe?
Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson?
Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker?
Meaghan “retired trap queen" Garvey?
Andy "secretly alpha" Beta?
Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp?
Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne?
Stephen "M." Deusner?
Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?
Will someone dethrone Kanye West's 30 out of 10 for AOTY?
OFFICIAL and accurate 2016 BNM Tally: 10
The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.
>P4K Collection Rar (Over 300 deleted reviews, pics of every staff member, very badly needs to be updated)
https://mega.nz/#!zoQGBCYK!evBav1uwKekImmse6g35z2lRgdGXxxUh8nyVSTyShl0
>Tonight's Top Stories
-This thread stands with Kesha eternally
-This thread hypes and supports pitchfork's meme rap and SJW agenda
-This thread hypes and supports DIIV, Bat for Lashes, Explosions in the Sky, The Field, Gwen Stefani, Primal Scream, Tim Hecker, Islands, and Vijay Iyer
-Who wants to do my E&M hw for me?
-We made it to another Friday f a m
Kiss Me, I'm Irish!™
What's everyone listening to?
pic related
>>63385434
>What's everyone listening to?
even after all these years, "Evil" still fucking sucks
The album in the last spot will get a 6.8.
Seriously, come back after the reviews are posted and the fifth one will have a 6.8.
>>63385170
how does this thread work?
what will tmt review tonight?
hopefully some more experimental post-internet industrial grime
>>63385480
generally we make small talk for a little bit before we get comfortable, then we post nudes and generally pornogrpahic images of ourselves requested by other users.
>>63385434
posting the mega of this that I used, since Im really enjoying it
Ichiko Aoba - Utabiko
>Japanese contemporary folk, more super comfy music from the one and only
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzzJdLWrDIo
https://mega.nz/#F!N1QHkLpS!gjcdIOX1FDZBdvM1irFAAw
>>63385434
this mixed with my screams of frustration
>>63385493
more importantly, how will the review be written? i'm hoping for one incredibly long run-on sentence and a conclusion done in Sapphic verse
happy st. patrick stickles day everyone
>>63385640
Daily reminder that +@ was robbed
I'd like to do a little over/under with Zoe Camp
[spoiler]IF you catch my meaning[/spoiler]
[spoiler]on my bed[/spoiler]
>>63385640
ah yes, the day we celebrate the time St. Patrick drove all the Pitchfork writers and editors out of New Jersey and into the sea
>>63385835
>out of New Jersey and into the sea
So he did them a favor?
Aw, how sweet of him!
>>63385911
I imagine Jersey is much like how Dante described hell
>>63385968
It's a lot like Ohio, so yes
Man, all day today I thought it was Friday so I couldn't eat a left over cheeseburger because of JESUS and then when i finally saw the date a few hours ago I was like fuck! and went to get the burger but the burger was already gone!
any p4k approved angry music for this feel?
what's so good about this.
Dead Sara - Pleasure To Meet You 8.3 BNM
>>63386196
>>63386007
Pitchfork is dead why can't this tradition die too? Shift the focus onto a site more deserving of mass hype.
>>63386196
absolutely nothing. the worst rap album i've heard since Big Sean's last year (why I thought Big Sean would be capable of putting out a good record in the first place? i have no idea)
>>63386311
nothing will ever reach the heights of influence Pitchfork had at its peak
>>63386311
no thank you
>>63386311
Even though I respect your dubs, I have to disagree with you.
>>63385493
>>63385587
WONDER NO LONGER! TONIGHT, ON BIZARRO P4K:
Eureka! Sam Goldner gives "MI WO" by Ytamo a 4/5, gives each paragraph a seasonal theme. Is the record any good? Sure! Maybe! I CAN'T TELL!
styles: seasonal pop, unnatural meadow, cuddling
others: Brian Eno, Paper Mario, Foodman, Mid-Century Modern, Eartheater, David Ohle, Stereolab, Wii Menu, D) none of the above
http://www.tinymixtapes.com/music-review/ytamo-mi-wo
>>63386420
>Brian Eno, Paper Mario, Eartheater, Stereolab, Wii Menu
well, i'm sold.
Koi Child 8.5 BNM
>>63386420
is paper mario a musician or are they talking about the game
>>63386570
Honestly they had me at Wii Menu
Seriously, B A N G E R S: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9s1ltPGQOo
>>63386594
nvm just saw the wii menu tag
>>63386594
>>63386627
literally, not what she says!
>>63386690
Well she says "Porque no las dos" which if my high school Spanish serves me is more like "Why not both?" But then again I don't think the Old El Paso corporation really gives a hoot about what she #actually says they just wanna sell you their taco shells.
I hate how reviews don't come up at exactly 1 anymore
Where are the reviews
>>63386743
I know, who do they think they are, TMT?
NIGHTLY RUNDOWN
Bonnie "Prince" BillyBitchin Bajas 7.9 by Evan Minsker
Lust for Youth 6.2 by Mehan Jayasuriya
The Goon Sax 7.0 by Maria Sherman
Bent Shapes 6.8 by Evan Rytlewski
Gadget 7.0 by Saby Reyes-Kulkarni
>>63386743
why is it 1?
Since P4K started in Chicago it should be central time, which is 12am when they update.
and it makes a lot more sense that you say they update at 12 am considering that's when the new day starts, not 1 am, you east coast shits!
Hope to see you all at The Life Of Pablo pop up shop this weekend. God bless.
>>63386777
wear a mauve shirt so I know who to try to fuckkkk
Anybody got a link for the Ytamo - Mi Wo album? Not on soulseek yet
>No Boris with Merzbow review
>No Into It. Over It. review
Why even live?
>>63386840
Good things come to those who wait, friend anon.
>>63386830
sorry for late reply
Ytamo - Mi Wo (v0)
>tmt eureka!core
https://mega.nz/#!1dpkQa5T!jMEWhvl1A9Wz3snA8H-4DY-9OnXLrf-gul2SLnwe6gM
>>63387269
>>63387269
oh shi-
tjanks noko
>>63386766
The Goon Sax album is great
>>63388318
I love the sentence in the review that describes what a goon sack is to non-Australian readers
Haven't yet listened to the album though
