Search your daughter's room for daily pleb inspection and you find one of these bad boys in there
What do you do?
smash it, scream at her for 45 minutes, and then cry in the basement like every good father
>>63266733
I would- like any non autistic person, let her discover any band she wants. When I was 16 I unironically liked hip hop. She can only grow out of AM if she listens to AM. It is a gateway to modest mouse or other mainstream bands that are less pleb
>Search your daughter's room for daily pleb inspection
cute
>>63266733
Vinyl is a very expensive hobby so I would take her and buy her a quality turntable so she's not ruining her albums. It's like giving your children condoms, you know they're going to have sex whether you want them to or not, so why not provide them with the right tools to make it okay
>>63266865
I don't think OP was necessarily referring to AM
>>63266941
its the Crosley
>>63266733
>implying you'll have sex that leads to having children
Wait what's so bad about AM?
>Christ, Janet, it doesn't even have a fucking counterweight. Have I taught you nothing?! You could have literally asked for something better and I would get it for you for your birthday.
>But dad, all my friends have...
>NO BUTS. AND GET RID OF THAT ARCTIC MONKEYS SHIT
>>63267326
Why'd you name your daughter a mom name?
>>63267326
>Janet
>Implying a girl named Janet would ever have any friends and not get bullied to the verge of suicide because of her shitty name.
>>63267467
Janet is beatiful name though I would name my daughter Sophie.
>>63267814
Janet is not a beautiful name. Janet is the name you give a girl that grows up to be a school nurse that didn't achieve her doctoral dreams, and just barely pulls off a bob cut.
At least that's what I think of. I'm not picky with female names, but Janet, and Carla make me sick.
>>63269252
You know what? Fuck you. Janet's probably the name of some girl you didn't like or a girl didn't like you back. If I ever have a daughter, I may just name her Janet just to piss you off.
>>63269815
>dooming your daughter because of some anon on the internet
>>63269252
Carla is a shitty name, but Janet could be sexy...I knew a Janet and she was a big time hoe
>>63269252
Janet is a good name. Penelope is the cutest girl name.
>>63266733
Buy her a decent turntable
>>63266733
Throw record towards her, then smack her pretty mouth.
>>63266733
I would bang her IRL if I had one desu senpai
>>63269830
Shut up. Janet is a beautiful name. An actual ugly name would be Agnes.
>>63266733
disown her ass.
at least its no currents
>>63270147
you would bang your daughter?
>>63270245
Yes
>>63269815
Name her Sky and
lock your medicine cabinets, you should be good.
>>63266733
I think they made a good song once, so it's all good I guess.
I'll just make sure to expose her to stuff I like as an infku, then let her listen to what she wants. She'll either take on my tastes, or there was never a chance in the first place so it's nothing to worry about since I can't change it.
>>63270245
Wouldn't everyone? What's the point of having a kid if not that? Sounds pretty gay otherwise, you homo.
>>63266930
Not all of them are going to have sex
>>63267814
>>63269252
>>63269815
>>63269929
>>63270154
Janet is the name of the plain woman that works in accounts or reception who no man ever notices.
Good thread.
>>63270200
You wake up In the middle of night, sweating, you hear something faintly coming from your daughters room.
>I was picking up a suit from the dry cleaners
You are a little confused as to why your daughter is some grown man's diary, but then you realise.
>FROM A PAST LIIIIIIIFFEE
PHASERS START OOZING INTO YOUR BEDROOM AS YOU HEAR THESE PIERCING HIGH OCTAVE AUSTRALIAN WHINES
you are panicked, why did your daughter have to do this? This is what you get for letting her listen to lonerism.
Your life flashes before your eyes as phaser drenched synths make their way into your anus.
Now, normal life seems like a...
Past life
>>63269929
horrible taste in names
>>63271456
Says Lauren
>>63269929
Sounds like a white trash meth head from Detroit that works in a gas station diner
>>63266733
>A popular music record
Immediately discharge her from the family, onto the street where she belongs
>>63271482
but Lauren was the best name from the top 100 most popular girls names of 1997 list (at 14)
really its (in order) emilys, jessicas, ashleys sarahs hannahs, taylors, alexis, elizabeths, madisons, megans, kaylas and rachels with bad taste
overrated names
Lauren is clearly the best
Breakfast club has the most beautiful girls names ever: Claire and Allison.
>>63271969
Victoria is a nicer name
>tfw i have an alliterative first and last name
Should I just kill myself already?
