hey /mu/ my friend is a massive Bowie fan and it's her 21st this weekend so I gotta get her something. Does anyone know of any cool Bowie things I could get her like some rare b-side vinyl or biography or something? I don't really know much about him
>>63106692
https://www.discogs.com/David-Bowie-David-Bowie/release/1474355
>>63106703
>$600
I mean shes my friend and all but not a $600 friend
bobblehead
>>63106703
kek
>>63106703
>>63106703
fucking madman
>>63106721
https://www.discogs.com/David-Bowie-The-Man-Who-Sold-The-World/release/2746188
Dude if shes a fan she probably already has a bunch of Bowie stuff
Just get her a gift card or something nice like a box of chocolates
Also get your cuck ass out of the friend zone
>>63107035
>gift cards
>chocolate
¡wow, you're great with gifts!
gift card to a MUSIC
''massive bowie fan''
yeah im sure shes been a fan for ages and not only just heard of him since he died
give her a gift card to a music store if shes an LP guru
>>63107035
I'm not attracted to her man. She's been my friend for many years and I gotta get her something so I'm not a shitty friend
>>63107050
Shut up faglord
>>63107262
just cuck my shit up
>>63107274
Stop projecting
>>63107280
all cucked and ready to go family
>>63107302
Just help me find a present cunt
>>63107326
gift card to an electronic store
>>63106692
>she
>friend
spot the beta cuckhoelde
david bowie t-shirt or hoodie or cup
>>63107436
How does no one on this site not have friends that are girls? Do you not have social groups? Have you not been outside of the house?
Jesus Christ dudes
>>63107402
Can't give someone a gift card for their b'day man
>>63107633
You don't have a friend that is a girl either, you have a soulless cunt who is using you to get free shit. Women are not capable of friendship.
>>63107633
how about a speaker for a decent prize
>>63107633
does she like vintage stuff? how about a polarid camera?
>>63107649
wtf? How do you even get to that what kind of friends do you have? Do you want to talk about it? I'm here for you anon
>>63107652
>>63107700
Could actually be a pretty good idea
>>63107649
this site has warped the minds of bitter virgins who cant get girlfriends due to their own flaws.
quit projecting your hatred on them, maybe consider that the problem may be with you
>>63107717
stop replying to him, theyre probably a robot
>>63107735
>bitter virgin
Nice projection. The only people who would disagree with me are virgin NEETs who have never interacted with a woman. It's clear as day to everyone else.
>>63107748
>girls dont even want to be friends with me let alone a relationship
you must be a very pleasant guy
>>63107740
You're right but I can't help it. People like that are weird man
I think I might just get a random vinyl that ins't too expensive and if she already has it well then it's her problem.
As long as it looks like I tried that's all that matters
>>63107765
Oh, they want to be "friends". I don't allow them, though.
>>63107934
Fuck me this is sad
>>63107949
no it's not, it's high class comedy
>>63107967
Sad comedy like Peep Show. You laugh and then realise that it's kind of real and there are people in the world like this
>>63107983
Now this is kind of content I expect to see on 4chan XD
>>63107983
>JEWIOSH KENDRICK LAMAR
my favorite part
>>63107633
>Can't give someone a gift card for their b'day man
out of all the stupid shit i've gotten for presents, gifts cards are usually quite nice, because then I can just buy what I want instead of some idiot who thinks they "know" me giving me some shit I neither need nor want
>>63108055
>are usually quite nice
yes because credit to only one or a few stores really says "I know what you like and who you are" as supposed to "I think you'd be able to find something for yourself better than I can.
Even if the latter statement is true, the fact that you put effort into finding a gift makes it special irregardless of whether it is a good gift or not.
>>63108280
does she wear plaid shirts? If so, why not buy one to her.
>>63106692
>female
>fan of music
she didnt even know who that was until he died. Just buy a piece of paper and write his name on it or something
>>63108319
not OP, just simply stating that I detest the idea of gift cards.
>>63108336
/thread
>>63108398
don't /thread your own post
>>63108336
>50% of the planet have ears
>women dont listen to any music
>women are incapable of friendship
>if you have a female friend, youre a cuck
and i thought i was sad
>>63108515
they shit on women because
1. they haven't experienced knowing a girl in real life
2. they need a justifiable reason not to have a girlfriend
>>63108542
t. nu-male
Keep blogging about feminism, I'm sure it will get you laid one day.
>>63108542
um just so you know females literally throw themselves at me 24/7, I just don't allow them to enter my personal space aka be my "girlfriend" because I'm a superior humanoid
>>63108542
This. So much this
>>63108564
Not that anon but I couldn't give two shits about feminism. I don't go around acting like one of those nu-male wankers but even I think you're an autistic piece of shit that's projecting his own insecurities on others
Get laid betas
>>63108468
shut the fuck up sonny, I will /thread whatever fucking posts I want, this is my keyboard and I'll type what I fucking want
>>63108588
>>63108542
imagine being this naive
>>63106692
>Memewie
>>63106692
>Liking David "meme" Memewie, renowned for being the worlds biggest meme
>these teenage orbiters unironically believe you can't have female friends
>Terrified by the concept of carrying a knife with you or even owning knives outside of a few in the kitchen.
>Thinks that guns are illegal or should be and can't possibly imagine why someone would want or need one.
>Is appalled by hunting in any form, even when its necessary to sustain healthy animal populations.
>Thinks that his own culture is non-existent and refuses to read anything from it but will consume modern internationalist media like no one's business.
>Dresses like a schizophrenic and doesn't understand that you can't just grow facial hair and be done with it.
>Thick rimmed glasses. Every fucking time.
>Man buns
>Supports wider immigration and can't understand "why some people are racist"
If five of more of these apply to you, then congratulations, you're a nu-male.
>>63108928
if i like weapons and man buns am i a nu-metale or a redneck
>>63108952
There's nothing redneck about owning guns, only nu-males and women believe this.
![51ncmSqwQHL._SY450_[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/TrvHK3V.jpg "51ncmSqwQHL._SY450_[1].jpg")
I googled 'David Bowie Poster' and the first thing that came up was a Ziggy poster for less than a fiver.
>>63108977
ok if i have thick-rimmed glasses and can't grow facial hair am i a nu-meme or a dork
FUCK MEMEWIE HE IS SHIT
>>63108822
>>63108882
>>63109045
that's cool
>>63109045
upvoted
Why do people listen to Memewie? Simply put, he's crap. End of story. Fuck Memewie.
>>63109016
>thick-rimmed glasses
Nu-male, get rid of that shit
>can't grow facial hair
Not your fault
>>63109085
ok also if i'm asian and don't want to sustain healthy animal populations am i a nu-man or an asian giant hornet
>>63108928
just four
i'm safe
>>63109167
It's not about sustaining animal populations, it's about being afraid of hunting.
>>63109272
ok but if i can't imagine why someone would want or need a gun and can't understand why some people are racist an i a nu-wave or just have bad imagination
>>63106692
Man, it depends what eras she likes. Bowie is a pretty diverse artist. You could always, as someone else pointed out, buy her a poster or something of that ilk, like a tshirt? My old man bought me a band t shirt that I already had but obviously they have to get washed eventually, so a double of a t-shirt still has its uses.
http://davidbowie.parlophonestore.co.uk/uk/apparel.html - Official store, so apparel is expensive but band tees tend to be of decent quality.
http://www.allposters.co.uk/-st/David-Bowie-Posters_c59878_.htm - Dunno how good this site is/isn't
>>63106692
I know a guy who bought a reprint of bowies initial lyric notes for his gf who was a bowie fan , maybe look into that? Was framed ect so was a nice gift
>>63106692
>rare b-side vinyl
are you going to buy a single then sand off the a side or something?
