Right we're fucking doing this now
You know the drill
>arpeggiated E chord
A portion of Our Prayer by the Beach Boys
http://vocaroo.com/i/s05v6oYS5GLX
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ae5ckJTB5o8
>COMUS RAPE, COMUS BREAK, SWEET YOUNG VIRGIN'S VIRTUE TAKE!
>>63095220
Headless Hookers in Kiev
[Loud guitar improv in left ear, quiet drum improvisation in right ear]
run rabbit run
>>63095333
Check out those dubs nig aww yeah
Loop the synth from Temporary Secretary. You know you gotta.
Someone reading the Swans >Hella fucking epic coypasta while a sample of Yum Yab Killers plays in the background
Pussy Swells To The Beat
>>63095220
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ChOB6zNtDu
fuck the slomo
What Genre Are We Even Doing?
PIMP PIMP
HOORAY
The guitar solo at the end of Aphrodite's Child's "The Four Horsemen" playing in one ear and the guitar from Big Black's Kerosene playing in the other.
>>63095429
ABSOLUTE MADNESS
Feminist Friday, My Day (feat. Lauren Mayberry)
the "he's underground" section from cLOUDDEAD
Jamie of Xiu Xiu sadly singing "Fabulous Muscles" right before Gira screams "FLEX YOUR MUSCLES", followed by the guitar solo from "Tired of Sex"
NOW IF I FUCK THIS MODEL etc. Loop it for a bit
I eat my well done steak with ketchup
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AM4rgtOc8oI
The whole track, but sped up and with more static.
My Grandpa Keeps Cursing Off Ducks
Sometimes the smell of an old air conditioning unit makes my nose come like the next door neighbor being pounded by her tennis racket. I still have trouble sleeping
turn Lil B - Wonton Soup into a shoegaze song with some slow guitar and some slow vocals
>>63095654
That's not how Absolute Madness works. People post random sample/chord/spoken word ideas and IaF uses all the ones that don't suck.
>>63095627
Sometimes the freeon that powers the freezer smells like her voice as it penetrates through the walls like the Wilson racket inside her
>>63095688
oh shit i didnt see read the entire thing. all i saw /mu/ makes an album after he posted the thread number to the last thread
>>63095654
The next real literary “rebels” in this country might well emerge as some weird bunch of anti-rebels, born oglers who dare somehow to back away from ironic watching, who have the childish gall actually to endorse and instantiate single-entendre principles. Who treat of plain old untrendy human troubles and emotions in U.S. life with reverence and conviction. Who eschew self-consciousness and hip fatigue. These anti-rebels would be outdated, of course, before they even started. Dead on the page. Too sincere. Clearly repressed. Backward, quaint, naive, anachronistic. Maybe that’ll be the point. Maybe that’s why they’ll be the next real rebels. Real rebels, as far as I can see, risk disapproval. The old postmodern insurgents risked the gasp and squeal: shock, disgust, outrage, censorship, accusations of socialism, anarchism, nihilism. Today’s risks are different. The new rebels might be artists willing to risk the yawn, the rolled eyes, the cool smile, the nudged ribs, the parody of gifted ironists, the “Oh how banal.” To risk accusations of sentimentality, melodrama. Of overcredulity. Of softness. Of willingness to be suckered by a world of lurkers and starers who fear gaze and ridicule above imprisonment without law. Who knows.
>>63095654
Someone reading this post.
A mashup of the Arthur theme and "Brother Sport" http://vocaroo.com/i/s1g73z3x6CxI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTRZdFqAOGA
The whole track sped up so that it's thirty seconds, and the background voices are amplified really fucking loud.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53F5nY68cBM
Random samples from this all throughout the album, in the spirit of it being the original Absolute Madness.
>>63095566
nice digits on a nice post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8kFzQsJMBs
keep playing this over a slowed down version of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-j0cl5INIc
with some 808 bass and trap hi hats
dood w||d | /\/\ /\ []
Actually an okay album cover
What a waste
Whoever made that should reuse aspects of that design in an album of their own
>>63096005
What did he mean by this?
>>63096033
That I should probably follow my trip's advice?
it's biig
everything is stars and stripes
a cow girl is ge tting drunk tonite
It's not Absolute Madness without at least one I LOVE YOU JESUUUUUUUS CHRIIIIIIIIISTTTTT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4TX8dbwe6A
sample some black metal vocals over this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36UUyQoYE1s
1:12 to 1:26 seems already ok
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpqiyFPdHZ4
>if you like salads, put all your ingridients in at the same time
>all done with just a few taps
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sy2mlZGaniE
get some sound effects from this like:
>4:47- 4:52
I need to find that Install a Friend track that was a TTS rap over the cool guy beat.
Chorus went something like "Rolling in my bentley / picking up white chicks / something something something / shooting up black pricks / shooting up heroin / nigga i'm better than / every single nigger on earth put together and"
The album that track was on is gone now
BASS! HOW LOW CAN YOU GO?
I've never participated in a thread like this before.
What do we do?
The whole Filth album backwards, pitched down, and sped-up x 2
dr dre re saying:
"never let me slip, cause if I slip then I'm slipping"
from nuthin but a g thang and then per microsoft sam:
Generally “slipping” refers to when a rapper puts out a bad album, or a stretch of albums. One little mistake here or there generally isn’t enough for the rapper’s entire career to be considered slipping. But as we all know, Dre is a perfectionist (where’s Detox at??), and he needs Snoop’s help to make sure everything is just right. Ironically, this line about keeping everything perfect is often cited as one of the worst rap lines ever.
>>63096838
beautiful
>>63096611
Post sample ideas/spoken word bits/guitar chords/whatever and Install a Friend picks the ones that work.
Typically, he uses the first hundred or so and a handful of them after that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L802jikJmnk
The whole Paul Simon Nontooth ritual playing in one ear while other madness plays in the other.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_em_B5Ok8x0
use this with Young Thugs vocals:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltVooSq1veQ
Kids in america (digimon the movie cover)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsBC-vF0ZeU
The most generic, uninspired, and boring smooth jazz you can imagine with a really unfunny skit playing on top.
>>63097276
Try this https://youtu.be/gwlt4VSKnOA it's the hold music for Alcatel
>>63097327
I was thinking more along the lines of Silent Whisper, but that works as well.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AB6BAPmivAs
Sample from this, preferably the bit at 0:55
The Sax opening to Careless Whisper. Loop it a few times, each loop being progressively more and more fucked up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BXK_PwQyII
>jesus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kpc9AcQTB7U
Something from this
Jeb Bush saying "Please clap"
http://jefferymangusandthememefullads.bandcamp.com/releases
The vocals from To Stump a Donald Trump
The entire navy seal pasta
This is probably the slowest Absolute Madness I've seen.
Where is everyone?
50 times the word "booty" from Miss New Booty
Mariko Goto screaming
>>63097738
followed by some generic EDM claps like Swedish House Mafia or something
I'M A GOVERNMENT MAN
"MMM... I love sushi"
"I love Japan period!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2FGgYp6mdk
copy the english subs into microsoft sam or something
>>63098281
follow that up with from 1:09 to wherever you think is good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGJ-sUvO5tg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcHe8U60FjE
1:40
>Plus you get to play real loud
3:17 to 4:32 of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtBh7ZNlWXM
Donald Trump speeches set to a mariachi instrumental
2:17 to 2:20 of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nutVnGfTFg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3tyNjJzuIM sped up 500%
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKgjOCuW_MU
play this with death metal vocals
>>63096005
I designed it you melon
It's the cover of AMIII with some distortiens
>>63098858
You should make it like the TLOP cover, but with the two different edits of John Lennon in the corners.
Are you gonna drop a hot single like last time to get us some hype?
so whens it coming out?
IIIIIII LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE YOU JEEEEEEEESUS CHRI I I IIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSST
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPuk6TSAGaQ
SMIRIN' DAYS SUMMER HORRIDAY
The main riff of Quintessence by Darkthrone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIf2GgA1rGc
a soundclip of fantano saying meme repeated 7 times
I'M BEAT
BEET RED
ASHAMED OF WHAAAAAT I SAID
JESUS CHRIST
JESUS CHRIST
WHY IS LOVE SO LONELY-EEH-EEH-EEH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XC8IuBBKzVw
play this once
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v99dHD9oWfU
The first 10 or so seconds of this
BEARFORCE1
HOO HA HOO HA HA HA
IMA GO OUT ROBBIN
IMA GO OUT SHOPPIN
Call me Mr Clean ‘cause I’m up too early
I’m a aggravated felon and you know I gets durty
Be up up in the party, lookin' like James Worthy
Hit that cooking dance with the gun in my pocket
Fuck what ya heard, bitch, I still tote the rocket
Fuck every sucka, bitch, I’m strapped with that yeti
I’m a fuckin' bitch and I dare you to come see me
I know you suckas plottin', third eye watchin'
Two eyes on my fuckin' neck ‘cause I’m cautious
Call me Mr Dog ‘cause I lick everything
Super dope fiend, catch me on your damn bed
And I don’t want no pussy, bitch, I want some damn bread
IMA HIT THAT LICK
GOT ABOUT A DOLLAR, TELL A CRACKHEAD SUCK MY DICK (x5)
PENNY FOR MY THOTS, A NICKEL FOR MY PICKLE
HIT THE HOE WITH A SPATULA AND LET THAT HOE SIZZLE
NEVER PUT THE FINAL NAIL IN THE COFFIN CUZ I BARELY SCRATCHED THE SURFACE
GOT A ROCKET FOR A CERTAIN PURPOSE
RIDIN WITH A BITCH THAT LOOK PERFECT
ALL THESE DESTRUCTIVE ARMS IM LOOKIN LIKE ASURA
GOLD TEETH CUZ IM EATING, GUNS CUZ IM LICKING
DENTAL FLOSS ON MY DICK CUZ IM TRIPPIN
DRIP DRIP!
UNGH!
FROM YOUR SAGGING LIP!
The Wiggles Theme song, chopped and screwed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4auhFFmzEtg
>>63100616
great idea I hope he does it
A bunch of Damo Suzuki lyrics slurred together
The first 10 seconds of Bobby Bitch
3:17 - 3:45
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGs4uRZ60_o
Amen break x1 time-expanded to the entire length of the song, used a one track
The ending crescendo to Only In Dreams
