>i'm female so I have to be the cover art
reply to this post or bjork dies tonight
take that poo to the loo
>>61423005
ugjg
>>61422988
I never thought about this before but Bjork is on the cover of every single one of her solo albums
Doesn't really help that stereotype
>I'm Morrissey so I have to be the cover art
Yeah I know what you mean.
>>61423005
thank mr bjork
>>61423005
Pjjhhjjhjh
>>61423005
>50 years old
>still makes music
I think she'll be fine
>>61423005
shell be fine
>>61423005
I think shell be fine
that's not true...
...
...Grimes isn't in all of her albums
>>61423032
>>61423128
>>61423150
>>61423171
>>61423200
>>61423223
The joke isn't that males can't have themselves as album art, but that it is very rare to see an album by a female musician without her on the cover
>>61423223
Every Bowie album, actually.
"I'm a rapper so I have to be the cover art."
>>61423395
It's because of genres. A lot of female-fronted music (or at least that's popular on /mu/) is pop, which often has the musician(s) on the cover regardless of gender. If there were more black metal bands with female singers it would be different.
>>61423467
please no
>>61423005
No die Bjork
>>61423261
actually, none of her albums now that i think about it 0_0
except darkbloom, if youd count that
>>61423415
What the fuck?
>>61423636
Did you even listen to the lyrics?
>I'm a blackstar
>cover is a black star
C'mon...
>what is grimes
The only ones I can think of are bands with mostly males and a female singer
>>61423665
>>61423665
My god . . .
>>61423395
it is very rare to see a MAINSTREAM album by a female musician without her on the cover
fixed
>>61423005
Not my mommy
>>61423005
shell be fine
>>61423791
bjork not is manstream
>>61423818
She's been nominated for 13 Grammys.
>>61423395
david bowie
>>61423007
>>61422988
Being physically attractive is generally more of an asset for women. Don't resent them for it; that's as bad as feminists, who also expect women to behave differently as a group than they have for millennia.
>>61423005
shell be fine
>>61423005
she'll be fine
>>61423005
rrrr
>>61422988
>I'm fuccboi so I have to be the cover art
>>61423467
Her lyrics are extremely self-centered so it would make sense that she's featured as the cover.
>>61422988
>I'm radiohead so I can't be the cover art
>Here's some random garbage because art lol!
>>61424091
>we let our friend do all our art work
>>61423904
right, but shouldn't a great artist be perceptive enough for that kind of crap to be below them?
>>61423005
pls no
>>61424109
>I'm a sad boy so it's the cover
>>61424131
>I'm gayfish so it will sell anyway
>$100 says my 20 second MSpaintjob will still allow it to sell cause I'm kanye lol.
>>61424154
yeah. he's sad. literally the only aspect of the picture.
>>61424183
here's you reply
>>61424069
idk man maybe I'm wrong
>>61423818
Hahahahaha what fucking universe do you live in
>>61424208
thanks here's a you
>>61424208
>Dat mad about fishdicks
>>61423005
pls not bork :'(
>>61423876
>>61424227
I get what you mean, but I bet less than 10% of my college population even knows who she is, let alone heard any of her material
>>61424116
It's the same with women artists generally, though. Try to think of great women writers who didn't focus on personal relationships, even if they used them to address broader themes. There are exceptions: Annie Proulx, Flannery O'Connor, Ayn Rand (kinda), but there's no real female analogue to The Magic Mountain or Ulysses—dense autistic novels of ideas and experimentation, more interested in some kind of formal idealism and historical meaning than human relationships.
That's really not to say authors like Austen or Brontë are bad writers—certainly Austen is one the greatest English novelists of all time—but expecting even great women writers to write the same way as men, generally speaking, is just silly. It's the same with music. It doesn't mean they're stupid or bad artists.
>>61422988
bjork is beautiful. she should be the cover art.
>>61424328
less than 10% of your college population even knows the syllabus. That's not a good barometer, might as well ask the kindergarten down the road.
>>61424370
if college students don't know something, it's not socially relevant, ppl ages 18-25 dictate what's "in"
>>61424285
open up mspaint and draw that right now
>>61424419
>If college students don't know something it's not socially relevant
>The average age in the developed world is over 39
kek, this is actually what retarded children believe.
>>61424432
damn, she even wrote her name over a picture of herself on her cover.
>>61424474
>>61423005
pls nooooooosdogaosdgoaosdgosdaobgafosgoasd
>>61423005
Replyinh
yeah what is up with that
>>61424566
wow that was pretty funny dude!
>>61424534
>assuming most people over the age of 35 have any idea of what is happening in pop culture
autist detected
It's more of a solo artist thing instead of a female thing though
Most bands with women in them don't have the women on the cover
>>61424620
Thanks here's a you for you.
>>61424667
right back at (you) friend.
>>61424622
>Assuming only people under 25 have internet
Also most of the non-underaged people here when the 4chan began are 30+ now mongoloid
>>61424566
LITERALLY 2 SECONDS IN MSPAINT
>>61424604
>ywn lay in bed with Annie on a rainy day while she strokes your head.
Kill me now.
>>61424604
That is her mouth. And she's on every other cover of her albums. I don't think being on the cover is a bad thing though. People just point to women as if plenty of men aren't just as guilty.
>>61424604
I don't know man
>>61424810
annie is ok
![TheBeatles68LP[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/yEiL7qT.jpg "TheBeatles68LP[1].jpg")
>>61424026
>>61423005
PLZNAW
>>61424846
>I'm now famous fuccbois so I don't even need a cover
>>61424696
just because you once went on 4Chan doesn't mean you will keep up with PC for the rest of your life
>>61424875
>People over 35 suddenly forget how to computer
Are college embryos actually this delusional?
The eldest of Gen Y are already almost pushing 40.
>>61424183
>unironically using the gayfish quote all these years later
>>61424992
I see kanye is still mad about this shit.
>>61425020
No. It's more the fact that it's pointless old joke that stupid 12 year olds use.
DAE hate kanye too xD?
>>61423005
I'll save you Bork
>>61425061
Nah, fishdicks though. (I'm still glad you're mad and annoyed by this fact years later still Kanye, Don't you have children to fuck up by naming weird shit?)
>>61425126
Hello, reddit!
>>61424754
WHAT
For years now I've been staring at that album cover trying to figure out what it is, because I was perceiving it with the perspective reversed (the protruding areas appearing to be receding, and vice versa). I thought it was some sort of weird, abstracted Photoshop piece. But it's just a mouth behind plastic. Fuck.
This misogynistic thread was 100% worth reading just for this realization.
>>61425163
Hello, Orkut!
>>61425212
Welcome, myspace!
>>61425204
>misogyny
kek, all people who make mainstream music are sluts and fuccbois greedy for attention.
>>61425256
Oh, ok.
>>61425256
Literally everything talked about on this board is mainstream.
>>61425163
Hating tumblr is not exclusive to reddit. They're all "egalitarian, not feminist" there, anyway.
>>61425204
>This misogynistic thread
Why is /mu/ such a cuckpot
>>61425286
Exactly
>>61425292
>Why is /mu/ such a cuckpot
I know right, what a shitty place, let's both leave now.
>>61425354
>>>tumblr
>>>myspace
>>>vine
>>>okcupid
>>>ashleymadison
>>>pitchfork
>>61424543
Fuck's sake that one took me a minute
>>61425101
Kill yourself shit posting cunt
>>61424543
>wrote
>Beyonce writing anything except her name in every credit sheet
>>61425292
>Why is /mu/ such a cuckpot
It's been this way for a very long time.
>>61425444
Wow, kanye sure is mad about fishdicks.
>>61425472
>look mum I'm doing it again
>>61425633
>Wow, Kanye sure is mad about fishdicks.
>>61423005
nigga no
>>61422988
Is Bjork a buddhist?
>>61423005
i love bjork
This is the best Bjork song. If you disagree? That is because you are wrong.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hs1sIgPzOT0
>>61425794
Bjork is a bjork
>I'm a female so I have to write about sex and relationship problems
>>61425925
she does it SO well though, god The Idler Wheel intoxicates me...every time
>>61425925
All of the best songs, ever by anyone, have been about sex and relationships. Your comment is just stupid.
>>61425925
Its not like it's very common for male singers not to write about that
>>61423005
i love bjork dont do this to me you sorcerer
>>61423665
underrated.
>>61423005
HOLY SHIT
SHE DIED
FUCKING STICKY
>>61425999
Wait, because that would bring someone back to life? I think you misinterpreted the rules.
Follow-up on >>61425887, because this is the second-best Bjork song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zqtbpK933A
>>61423005
nooo
>>61425925
>I'm a male so I have to write about sex and relationship problems
>>61423665
holy shit damn
>>61423005
I've never listening to any Bjork and I don't plan on ever doing so, but not replying seems mean to the people who like Bjork and to Bjork personally
>>61425963
t. tumblrina
>>61426088
Listen to this one, because you can't really like music and not think it's fun: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJ10NHdU11Y
ok but what about her
>>61426207
waifu does what she wants.
>>61426207
She knows her face can't sell albums
>>61426433
LMAO!!
>>61426433
SAVAGE
A
V
A
G
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>>61423005
>>61423005
SAVE BORK
>>61423005
>77 IPs
>only 40 replies to this post
You heartless bastards
Someone is going to jail
>>61426678
She hasn't made good music for more than a decade now. She's a washed-up, old hag now.
>>61426782
>implying Vulnicura isn't one of her best albums
>>61423005
Bork deserves to be on every album cover. Not just her own.
>>61424620
>420
nice get dude
>>61427033
>44
nice get dude
>>61425212
>a social network created by a gay turk that only brazilians used before it got axed
Is Orkut literally the Brendan Fraser of social media?
>>61427138
Hello, Vkontakte!
>>61423005
plz bork dun di
>>61427033
>being so high you see 420 everywhere
kek
>>61426433
ahem
>>61423005
HOW BOUT NO
>>61425887
>tfw one of Bjork's best songs wasn't even on her studio album
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNoo_rNZQ84
>>61423005
bjork must be lonely single and all, maybe I should send her a package
>>61426037
>these cells are virgins
what did she mean by this?
>>61426110
and?
>>61424841
annie are you ok?
>>61425163
Hello, Jezebel!
>>61427171
>'s-she looks good with tons of makeup at a specific angle!'
>>61424091
>>61424109
>>61424154
>>61424188
/mu/ isn't even good at hating things anymore.
>>61423005
Not bjork
>>61423636
Holy shit, I just realized that all the chopped-up stars on the bottom spell "Bowie".
>>61423014
why the fuck do you only post in threads like this you're such a pointless trip
I swear every time gender, sexuality, trans or something like that gets talked about youre straight here
>>61423005
bjork ily
>>61423005
please don't
>>61423005
don't die bjork. you're old enough to be my mom but I love you.
>>61423005
not risking it
![maxresdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/78WaqBZ.jpg "maxresdefault[1].jpg")
>>61426433
same as this ugly cunt
>>61423005
She'll be fine.
my brother use to have a bjork poster in his room. I use to think she was some asian chick.
sucks that I haven't found out about her music until a few years back
>>61423005
bjork will live forever
but just in case
>>61425126
>le all people with opposing viewpoints are tumblr meme
its funny because tumblr does the same thing but instead, call people with opposing viewpoints 'oppressive bigots'
>>61430244
oh shit i realized you werent even calling people with different opinions than you tumblr, you were calling people stating the (well, in this case posting) objective reality that male pop artists do the putting their face on the cover art thing just like female pop artists. congrats, youre actually retarded.
>>61423726
Her album arts are pretty good
>>61423005
bjork cant die, but better safe than sorry
>>61423818
do you realize how popular bjork was in the 90s-80s? it's not like her pop songs are unheard of from the average youth like link related. two of them have been in movie soundtracks
https://youtu.be/MxWUwkTZSpg
https://youtu.be/ZaxUZH0cbhM
https://youtu.be/OxReYOujMZs
>>61427171
Trying to prove a point here?
desu glad to see all the guys not wanting bjork to be dead; as much as she gets made fun of on here
>>61422988
>I'm OP so I have to be a faggot
>>61431176
bjork is so weird, it's pretty inevitable for her to get made fun of anywhere. but in the same vein, you can't hate her, it's fuckin bjork.
>>61431315
I hate her. Her voice is retarded and she's a whore who thinks she's smart.
>>61423005
oh wow pls don't
>>61431359
>Her voice is retarded
lmao
really credible music critique senpai
https://youtu.be/KIPmAHkHv28?t=113
>tfw you'll never hear bjork sing random gibberish on the street while you walk home from work
>>61429538
>>61423005
>hes coming back
>>61423005
plot twist
>>61424131
Condo is a great artist though, fuck off
>>61428116
you're mom is
>>61423005
I think shell be fine
>>61423005
bjork can't die!
>>61424419
That must be why you guys are so notoriously easy to market to.
Obnoxious literal fags and skinny trust fund girls from Manhattan dictate what's in. It's called the fashion industry for a reason. 18-25 year olds are just dumb enough to think they invented the ideas they received 3rd-hand. You think Ryan Schreiber from p4k is under 25? You think that a metric fuckton of 18-25 year old kids don't listen to whatever p4k tells them?
>>61423005
wtf
>>61430244
>>61430328
No. The point OP was making is that female artists not putting themselves on their album covers is a rarity. Posting a handful of male albums with the artist on the cover doesn't disprove OP, it just proves that there was a butthurt cuck with an agenda.
>>61423005
faggot
>>61423005
Doan dye bork :(
>>61423005
top ses
>>61423005
Caмo Лeвcки.
>i'm incredibly handsome so i have to be the cover art
>>61423005
no please
I'm intentionally not replying to the Bjork dies tonight post. Bitch bye.
>>61423005
Save the Bork
>>61423005
NOPE
>>61423005
bjork will never die. that is silly. but alright
>>61424543
Weak
>>61423005
i wanna pork the bjork
is Bjork a good shag?
>>61434999
she likes sex a lot so I assume she is.
>>61422988
OP has a problem with women. Probably because he's not interesting or charming or good looking enough for any woman to want his dickette.
>>61422988
Nigga if that was her thinking, she wouldn't have made the coverart so butt fucking ugly.
>>61433703
>The point OP was making is that female artists not putting themselves on their album covers is a rarity.
Not what the OP states or implies at all.
